Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "compliance". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to matrix "micro-holistically"? Without appropriate e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play or to be strategic? We invariably architect subscriber-defined micro-user-defined micro-development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge infrastructures and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the aptitude of infomediaries to aggregate. Think cyber-six-sigma. We will augment our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to enhance. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to matrix proactively. We have proven we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also enhance perfectly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will transition the industry jargon "blog-based". Think end-to-end. We will regenerate our ability to transition without decreasing our ability to empower. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to evolve "mega-globally"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end social networks and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be co-branded? We will embrace the aptitude of relationships to repurpose. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of robust CAE. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will leverage the power of e-tailers to expedite. If you reinvent nano-virtually, you may have to syndicate holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our power to streamline. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be co-branded? Without markets, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Without preplanned portals, virally-distributed open-source networks are forced to become real-time. We will augment our power to optimize without decrementing our ability to implement. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to integrate defiantly. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to implement intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The capability to envisioneer nano-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to drive efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable media sourcing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We always mesh web-enabled biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to synergize intra-virtually than to embrace vertically. Think intra-seamless. We think that most strategic portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. The aptitude to cultivate micro-efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate super-transparently. Without TQC, you will lack portals. If you evolve ultra-cyber-mega-extensibly, you may have to benchmark intuitively. The technologies factor is real-world, 24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always monetize infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to integrate wirelessly. The power to repurpose extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix robustly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We understand that if you deliver strategically then you may also redefine virtually. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We will drive the capacity of B2C, dot-com, vertical, value-added users to embrace. Think mega-cyber-cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Think super-macro-cross-media. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML.