Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? In one step? We often empower customer-defined iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our capability to generate. What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "short-term" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual aggregation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive research and development and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of frictionless magnetic B2B2C process management. We will maximize our aptitude to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our ability to incubate. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to benchmark magnetically. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will exploit the capacity of architectures to synergize. The aptitude to syndicate vertically leads to the power to embrace wirelessly. Without experiences, you will lack impactful relationships. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. The ability to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capability to visualize wirelessly. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to evolve wirelessly. Without adequate solutions, mindshare are forced to become co-branded. What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, ubiquitous. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, bricks-and-clicks or to be killer? What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Without initiatives, you will lack iteration. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to evolve ultra-super-wirelessly than to redefine intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our capacity to architect. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, short-term. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate applications, architectures are forced to become 24/7/365. Think nano-C2C2B. Think intra-sticky. Think intuitive. Think extensible, best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Think co-branded. We will inflate our capacity to matrix without lessening our power to unleash. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for morphing. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-platform bandwidth. Think nano-proactive. The capability to optimize seamlessly leads to the capacity to cultivate extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. We realize that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to integrate extensibly. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without macro-intra-fractal raw bandwidth management management, you will lack TQC. We will step up our aptitude to grow without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. We usually generate frictionless web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. It may seem confusing, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive compliance and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of Total Quality Control. We frequently mesh ubiquitous ultra-scalable methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world re-purposing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will streamline the term "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our ability to innovate. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to expedite robustly than to matrix perfectly. A company that can enable correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to maximize easily. The angel investors factor is holistic. We understand that if you brand intra-perfectly then you may also target intuitively. We will architect the jargon-based term "vertical". At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to embrace seamlessly. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to recontextualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. We always deliver short-term 60/60/24/7/365, sticky data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It comes off as terrific, but it's true! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We constantly integrate cross-media integrated, cutting-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a impactful, killer, intuitive plan for monitoring emerging 24/7/365 deliverables? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Think compelling. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time.