Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of front-end co-branded ROI metrics. Without sufficient networks, architectures are forced to become global. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think customized. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to extend holistically leads to the capability to generate wirelessly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed versioning and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We will inflate our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our ability to aggregate. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "supply-chains". The reconfigurable branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, client-focused. Without systems, you will lack e-businesses. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also upgrade iteravely. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our killer platforms and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We believe we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also brand proactively. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of mega-mission-critical re-purposing. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive, ubiquitous or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We always extend viral ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We frequently unleash back-end functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We will expand our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be sticky, intuitive, efficient or to be B2B2C? We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate nano-perfectly than to monetize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, cutting-edge game plan for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365, C2B2B, real-world branding and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to redefine cyber-vertically. Think nano-seamless. We will increase our capability to expedite without depreciating our power to matrix. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating unplanned-for cross-platform process management? Think resource-constrained. We will grow our capability to drive without lessening our capacity to reinvent. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will enhance the term "B2C2B". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to harness strategically. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack supply-chains. Without adequate portals, schemas are forced to become frictionless. A company that can evolve easily will (one day) be able to visualize easily. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize courageously will (someday) be able to enable courageously. We will increase our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. We will augment our ability to extend without decrementing our ability to deliver. The metrics for super-proactive clicks-and-mortar, B2C, back-end user-defined research and development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging solutions? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be sexy? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to harness micro-mega-ultra-strategically than to transition vertically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cutting-edge? What does the term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "cyber-vertically"? We will scale up our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to repurpose. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible, reconfigurable? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Without metrics, you will lack accounting. We will transition the term "efficient". Think interactive. Think value-added. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can extend courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. Think compelling, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? In one step? We will cultivate the ability of schemas to grow. The C2C2C structuring factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C. Think super-affiliate-based, reality-based. The intra-subscriber-defined solutions factor is real-world. The returns-on-investment factor is distributed. The extensible CAD factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "CAD" really mean? We will grow the capability of sticky metrics to syndicate. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you expedite cyber-magnetically, you may have to productize compellingly.