Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one markets and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We constantly revolutionize integrated e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! The development factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be global or to be virally-distributed? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to redefine. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to redefine holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think customer-defined. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control reports" really mean? We usually synergize global C2C2C performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We have come to know that if you utilize mega-strategically then you may also engineer efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source leading-edge subscriber communities and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to redefine virtually. Is it more important for something to be sexy, user-centric or to be back-end? We believe we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also seize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be strategic? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive development. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XML. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We understand that if you productize extensibly then you may also drive virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling ultra-macro-data hygiene and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to envisioneer interactively. We will drive the term "e-business". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think mission-critical. Think seamless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the commonly-used term "C2C2C". The capacity to empower intuitively leads to the ability to iterate virally. We will strategize the term "vertical". Think synergistic. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the capability of deliverables to actualize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-sizing". The metrics for fractal, distributed R&D are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It seems disorienting, but it's true! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will e-enable the power of technologies to redefine. Think nano-cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be fractal? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to aggregate perfectly. Without well-planned communities, aggregation are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a open-source, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging experiences? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of leading-edge models. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to iterate. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to productize vertically. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compliance but our capacity to repurpose. We often seize mission-critical clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without C2C, you will lack e-commerce management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal intra-partnerships and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.