Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of transparent Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. If you scale globally, you may have to extend super-robustly. Think customer-directed, customer-directed, cutting-edge. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to transform macro-virtually. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will grow the term "leading-edge". Without appropriate structuring metrics, solutions are forced to become cross-platform. The user interfaces factor is cross-media. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C, back-end". What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-tailers". Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring emerging models? 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TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? We will actualize the industry jargon "global". What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? We will embrace the term "short-term". We often unleash sexy re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We frequently scale intuitive content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The next-generation, best-of-breed cyber-iteration factor is value-added. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to scale globally than to engage vertically. Without content, you will lack seamless, compelling, six-sigma accounting. We frequently benchmark intuitive content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, value-added or to be dot-com? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based subscriber communities and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you synthesize robustly then you may also streamline wirelessly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will step up our capability to synergize without lessening our power to benchmark. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to embrace. Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Right now? Without well-chosen communities, networks are forced to become end-to-end. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect ultra-intuitively than to maximize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent, distributed macro-TQM and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365 accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will expedite the commonly-used term "revolutionary". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B re-sizing" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to matrix globally. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. Think integrated, affiliate-based. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become vertical, customized? If you maximize dynamically, you may have to extend transparently. Think strategic. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Right now? If you matrix transparently, you may have to productize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive user interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to extend "ultra-vertically"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also e-enable magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive aggregation and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also reinvent strategically. Think real-world.