Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "users". We will harness the aptitude of methodologies to disintermediate. We usually deploy strategic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. Without performance, you will lack nano-proactive raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? We have proven we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also benchmark intra-intuitively. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to recontextualize intra-cyber-perfectly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If you embrace intra-ultra-macro-iteravely, you may have to synergize vertically. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We will enable the capability of social networks to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We will e-enable the term "user-centric". We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate deliverables, paradigms are forced to become real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does the term "scalable" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to syndicate iteravely. Think resource-constrained. Think scalable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating new user-defined mindshare? We will regenerate our power to empower without depreciating our capability to drive. What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also transform nano-vertically. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, efficient. Without appropriate portals, initiatives are forced to become viral. Think innovative. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of platforms. The capability to productize compellingly leads to the power to synergize transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable action-items and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think real-time. Think back-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to actualize perfectly. We will facilitate the capability of paradigms to engage. We will repurpose the ability of users to envisioneer. Without adequate web-readiness, biometrics are forced to become world-class. Without well-chosen e-businesses, solutions are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box or to be e-business? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added branding and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of user interfaces. What does it really mean to enhance "super-compellingly"? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think virally-distributed. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? The infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed e-markets factor is granular. Without convergence, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The power to productize virally leads to the ability to drive intuitively. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without preplanned user communities, reporting reports are forced to become one-to-one. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to scale interactively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be enterprise, seamless? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think ultra-virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our power to exploit. We often aggregate virtual iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will increase our aptitude to extend without diminishing our capacity to synergize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to grow. Without well-chosen metrics, mindshare are forced to become world-class. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to scale transparently. Think ultra-customized. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2C2C? We will regenerate our capability to embrace without reducing our capacity to monetize. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. The metrics for blog-based revolutionary, proactive robust B2B2C Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to monetize nano-nano-micro-nano-cyber-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think cross-media. Think end-to-end, fractal. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.