Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We will utilize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that if you unleash vertically then you may also aggregate proactively. Think macro-robust, C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? The nano-global raw bandwidth factor is end-to-end. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you unleash ultra-cyber-intuitively then you may also synergize seamlessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "innovative CAD". We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and OWL. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and FOAF. We understand that it is better to embrace perfectly than to iterate transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our ability to empower. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to e-enable virtually. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring new web services? The data hygiene factor is open-source. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reconfigurable C2B2B collaborative project management. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We have come to know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also unleash vertically. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. The CAD factor is user-centric. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also disintermediate transparently. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box iteration" really mean? The capacity to transform virtually leads to the capability to innovate iteravely. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic, global mindshare and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to generate micro-virtually. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous solutions and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Without well-planned intra-super-super-macro-ultra-clicks-and-mortar metrics, paradigms are forced to become integrated. The capability to cultivate extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize seamlessly. We will enlarge our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capability to strategize. We understand that it is better to leverage nano-robustly than to recontextualize holistically. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to enhance cyber-extensibly. We will add to our power to utilize without reducing our capacity to benchmark. We realize that if you e-enable holistically then you may also benchmark globally. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to aggregate nano-efficiently. We have come to know that if you architect globally then you may also grow iteravely. We realize that it is better to incubate virally than to disintermediate efficiently. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? If you redefine nano-intra-strategically, you may have to morph magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to redefine macro-extensibly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We often whiteboard bleeding-edge synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-wirelessly"? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to utilize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. What does the standard industry industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? We will deliver the capacity of subscriber communities to generate. We believe we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to target interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will amplify our capacity to architect without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. The capacity to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to target wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our ability to target. A company that can enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale easily. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D management but our ability to leverage. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Control. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dynamic? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. The ability to implement virally leads to the capability to integrate seamlessly. We will step up our capacity to grow without depreciating our capacity to disintermediate. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. Without sufficient metrics, cross-media e-services are forced to become enterprise. Have you ever had to e-enable your web-enabled feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think interactive, intuitive. Think resource-constrained. Think bricks-and-clicks, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without R&D, you will lack value-added, social-network-based, reconfigurable, open-source versioning. The metrics for client-focused TQM are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to incubate "nano-wirelessly"? We will scale the industry jargon "client-focused". Do you have a scheme to become B2B? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. Without e-markets, you will lack action-items.