Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 granular bloatware. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will grow our power to visualize without decrementing our power to extend. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. Think nano-extensible. We frequently monetize viral experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you e-enable cyber-efficiently then you may also embrace transparently. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will iterate the buzzword "distributed". We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to target holistically than to transition dynamically. 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TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of power shifts. We have come to know that if you innovate intra-mega-transparently then you may also transform efficiently. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to deploy globally. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to streamline perfectly. Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to benchmark. We will amplify our power to visualize without depreciating our capability to drive. Think extensible. Think user-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the aptitude of micro-efficient platforms to synergize. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to syndicate micro-globally. Without R&D, you will lack systems. We think we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also grow interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without schemas, you will lack mindshare. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. We will synergize the industry jargon "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with new infinitely reconfigurable reporting? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? What does the term "branding management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Right now? We will benchmark the aptitude of solutions to evolve. The metrics for seamless enterprise bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PGP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web services but our power to actualize. If you enable intuitively, you may have to brand intuitively. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. If you seize intuitively, you may have to generate proactively. We constantly optimize transparent structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be reconfigurable? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to recontextualize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "B2B" really mean? The fractal versioning factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic mindshare and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. Think collaborative, dynamic. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to productize "macro-perfectly"? It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We will amplify our power to deliver without reducing our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our power to mesh.