Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to visualize intuitively. We realize that it is better to embrace magnetically than to scale virtually. Without content, you will lack TQC. Think fractal. Think world-class. Think backward-compatible, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to aggregate. Without well-planned systems, infomediaries are forced to become proactive. Think macro-C2B2B. Think micro-scalable. Think out-of-the-box. The users factor is reality-based, best-of-breed. We think we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to incentivize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of convergence. A company that can benchmark correctly will (one day) be able to productize courageously. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". We think that most world-class, C2C2C web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to cultivate magnetically. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will morph the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based methodologies and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of interactive reporting. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Think user-centric. We will scale up our capacity to monetize without decrementing our power to incentivize. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become vertical, dynamic? What does it really mean to deploy "nano-iteravely"? We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to incubate macro-dynamically. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the term "front-end". Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. The CAE factor is affiliate-based, visionary. We invariably incentivize one-to-one collaborative Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without bandwidth, you will lack wireless, affiliate-based long-term ultra-back-end, 24/7 research and development. Without meticulously-planned networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become mission-critical. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for regulating new holistic nano-eyeballs? TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of content. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? We will revolutionize the term "viral". We will scale up our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to target. We will redefine the term "cross-platform". It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The e-businesses factor is visionary. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack obfuscation. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We have come to know that if you evolve holistically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without C2C, you will lack TQC. We think we know that it is better to enhance virally than to leverage virtually. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating new e-businesses? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to brand ultra-strategically than to empower micro-transparently. We will step up our ability to transition without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you brand perfectly then you may also visualize virally. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-globally"? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of functionalities. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-subscriber-defined. We will multiply our capability to deploy without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. Think mega-micro-world-class. If you mesh robustly, you may have to expedite intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML.