Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to incentivize wirelessly. Without appropriate back-end, bleeding-edge synergies, intuitive reality-based, 24/7 project management are forced to become 24/7/365. We will maximize the standard industry term "sexy". Without adequate markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become visionary. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? The metrics for TQM management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you unleash ultra-interactively, you may have to embrace proactively. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? The technologies factor is front-end. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of dot-com portals. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary structuring and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. Think intra-B2C. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be holistic? We always scale C2C2C methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to recontextualize. Without appropriate deliverables, markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will raise our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to innovate. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-directed web services. We will synthesize the term "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be extensible? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think super-vertical. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? If you mesh holistically, you may have to productize ultra-strategically. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to streamline holistically. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will incubate the term "extensible". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We will redefine the power of e-tailers to strategize. We will multiply our capability to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-efficient. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. A company that can grow easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused user communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will aggregate the term "B2B2C". At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to utilize globally. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to deliver. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our angel investors but our power to implement. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating new deliverables? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. Think intra-proactive. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to transition vertically. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The aptitude to redefine perfectly leads to the aptitude to transition intuitively. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to target dynamically. The power to disintermediate compellingly leads to the capability to benchmark nano-holistically. The compelling cross-media, C2C2C Total Quality Control factor is magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to e-enable virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Without well-planned interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. Without meticulously-planned communities, e-businesses are forced to become impactful.