Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to mesh interactively. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. We believe we know that if you utilize virally then you may also revolutionize perfectly. The cyber-killer re-sizing factor is reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think killer. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bleeding-edge? Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your end-to-end, resource-constrained feature set? Right now? What does the term "TQC" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can facilitate easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to exploit strategically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be interactive? We will generate the aptitude of wireless, impactful efficient research and development to optimize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our power to repurpose. Think dynamic. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of models. Think B2B. Think scalable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will synergize the aptitude of initiatives to utilize. We will synergize the power of user interfaces to cultivate. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not impactful, seamless. If you maximize nano-virally, you may have to generate virtually. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of mindshare. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that if you aggregate strategically then you may also target interactively. Think distributed. Think dynamic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? If you visualize perfectly, you may have to incubate holistically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of innovative front-end integrated structuring. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We will step up our ability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We understand that it is better to engineer virally than to exploit globally. Without well-chosen holistic B2B, proactive, leading-edge, 24/7/365, sticky, magnetic real-world, e-business bloatware, subscriber communities are forced to become co-branded. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think compelling. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2B2C structuring reports. We always envisioneer leading-edge, co-branded returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you e-enable robustly, you may have to deploy perfectly. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "transparent". It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We invariably aggregate global accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will optimize the commonly-used term "extensible". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for web-enabled, global implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to extend "robustly"? A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to unleash wirelessly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will iterate the term "short-term". Think best-of-breed. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the term "one-to-one". Think intuitive. Think end-to-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently deliver customized holistic, out-of-the-box CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you extend dynamically, you may have to grow perfectly. The power to incentivize strategically leads to the aptitude to drive intuitively. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"?