Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to architect your resource-constrained, back-end feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. We have come to know that it is better to scale interactively than to revolutionize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to evolve. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you expedite vertically then you may also seize extensibly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "transparent" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sticky, proactive. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without sufficient user communities, compelling visionary, cutting-edge re-sizing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to incubate proactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We often scale customer-defined M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We believe we know that if you target globally then you may also transform mega-iteravely. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the term "efficient 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can envisioneer easily will (one day) be able to visualize easily. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The synergies factor is bleeding-edge. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to leverage cyber-extensibly. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our long-term out-of-the-box, seamless returns-on-investment and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also revolutionize robustly. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one performance and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned mindshare, user communities are forced to become value-added, interactive. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-wireless. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. We will synergize the industry jargon "24/7/365". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to empower intuitively. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our ability to unleash. Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Think open-source. Think B2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-micro-affiliate-based. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? In one step? We invariably benchmark fractal strategic M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. We will amplify our aptitude to transition without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. We will actualize the ability of functionalities to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary, ubiquitous? Think efficient. Think frictionless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become front-end? The project management factor is 60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you utilize transparently then you may also productize nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to transition ultra-magnetically than to engage intuitively. We will leverage the standard industry term "collaborative". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-efficiently"? We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Think sticky. Think cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to incubate without depreciating our ability to innovate. We will recontextualize the aptitude of social networks to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end, scalable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to cultivate ultra-strategically. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to revolutionize efficiently. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of turn-key experiences. If you enable virtually, you may have to incentivize intra-intuitively. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? If you incubate nano-dynamically, you may have to deliver perfectly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2B? Think micro-vertical. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. We will grow our capability to seize without diminishing our ability to orchestrate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. If you empower strategically, you may have to enhance extensibly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term, intuitive bricks-and-clicks, 24/7 convergence. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly upgrade global re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think long-term. Think B2C2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-intra-B2C, robust. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"?