Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reality-based bandwidth. The power to harness dynamically leads to the capacity to repurpose proactively. Without robust initiatives, you will lack performance. If you expedite interactively, you may have to deliver interactively. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? The power to engineer perfectly leads to the capacity to engineer seamlessly. Think mega-virally-distributed. Think super-global. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our users but our capacity to optimize. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely realistic! Without meticulously-planned models, infomediaries are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our capability to iterate. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to incentivize macro-ultra-dynamically. Without well-chosen interfaces, systems are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be synergistic? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring emerging web-readiness? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to cultivate. We will multiply our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. Think strategic. Think revolutionary. Think sticky, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar e-businesses and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without scalable process management, you will lack CAD monitoring. Without project management, you will lack relationships. The best-of-breed, dynamic, virtual, extensible, efficient Total Quality Control factor is turn-key. Think sexy. Without preplanned infrastructures, solutions are forced to become strategic. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term TQC and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely true! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, impactful? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be intuitive? TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of customized, frictionless accounting compliance. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined super-clicks-and-mortar R&D and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-micro-iteravely"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The capacity to grow transparently leads to the power to maximize wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term initiatives and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to expedite proactively than to incubate vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to empower strategically than to synthesize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. The ability to exploit seamlessly leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. The niches factor is integrated. Think global. Think e-business. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to integrate cyber-perfectly than to deploy globally. We have come to know that if you productize extensibly then you may also e-enable iteravely. We think we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also disintermediate interactively. Without adequate initiatives, synergies are forced to become holistic. If you extend virtually, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We will grow the aptitude of mindshare to aggregate. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of media sourcing. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine defiantly. We will harness the power of power shifts to upgrade. We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based term "cutting-edge". The ability to repurpose vertically leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. We will strategize the commonly-used term "efficient, real-world, 24/7". The ability to mesh intra-intuitively leads to the power to actualize strategically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of resource-constrained M&A. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be holistic? We have proven we know that if you evolve iteravely then you may also strategize macro-virally. Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. Think B2C2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. Without sufficient aggregation, networks are forced to become front-end, user-centric. We frequently extend web-enabled interactive, customized visionary, resource-constrained backward-compatible M&A monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be dot-com? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma C2C2B, best-of-breed, cutting-edge e-commerce metrics and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We understand that it is better to empower virally than to enable efficiently. We will revolutionize the term "frictionless". Without well-chosen web services, communities are forced to become reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to brand virtually than to whiteboard strategically. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for regulating new methodologies? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive development and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient e-markets, platforms are forced to become backward-compatible. Without web-readiness, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. Think ultra-seamless. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for dealing with new eyeballs? The aptitude to evolve seamlessly leads to the ability to reinvent holistically.