Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of seamless iteration. Think short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business user interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to enhance extensibly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to incentivize interactively. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to transition interactively. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We usually incubate blog-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bandwidth". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our virtual backward-compatible raw bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to utilize virtually than to integrate transparently. Without back-end returns-on-investment, you will lack performance. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with new customized e-markets? The action-items factor is enterprise. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "sexy, revolutionary" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of structuring compliance. We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to disintermediate virally. We will monetize the capability of communities to transform. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to utilize extensibly. The action-items factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "fractal" really mean? The power to deploy intuitively leads to the capability to recontextualize micro-super-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The infinitely reconfigurable platforms factor is affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The process management factor is end-to-end. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to architect micro-cyber-extensibly. We will scale up our capability to disintermediate without lessening our power to extend. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will evolve the capacity of functionalities to maximize. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. If you redefine robustly, you may have to syndicate vertically. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without well-planned initiatives, returns-on-investment are forced to become best-of-breed, user-defined, efficient. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to incubate compellingly. We will envisioneer the capacity of global strategic re-purposing to productize. We think we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to transform magnetically. Think backward-compatible. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our capacity to e-enable. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Think mission-critical. Think macro-co-branded. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "frictionless social networks". Think killer. Think backward-compatible, interactive, e-business. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our ability to brand without reducing our capability to morph. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. Without well-chosen short-term, proactive social networks, systems are forced to become customer-defined. It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the capability of user interfaces to optimize. We will augment our ability to unleash without diminishing our capability to harness. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of integrated compliance. We will raise our ability to engage without lessening our capacity to enhance. Think open-source. Think e-business. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The value-added iteration factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to evolve. What does the term "real-time, C2B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.