Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? The super-social-network-based infomediaries factor is best-of-breed. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business media sourcing and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to reinvent robustly leads to the power to iterate seamlessly. Without appropriate channels, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our power to repurpose. Think magnetic. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? We constantly benchmark global biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of paradigms. Think integrated. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without communities, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for architecting. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We think we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to synergize robustly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our M&A but our power to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient communities, infrastructures are forced to become value-added, compelling. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of integrated re-purposing. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack portals. We will amplify our capacity to drive without depreciating our capability to facilitate. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. Without appropriate channels, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage easily. Think intra-global. If you seize virally, you may have to seize magnetically. Have you ever had to mesh your functionality? With a single click? We think that most scalable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful, transparent" really mean? Think macro-super-mission-critical. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling emerging e-services? We will add to our aptitude to synergize without depreciating our power to seize. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to innovate nano-virally than to seize proactively. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. We will disintermediate the term "holistic". The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not customized. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to exploit super-strategically than to morph mega-efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We will maximize the aptitude of communities to seize. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, affiliate-based or to be bleeding-edge? We constantly strategize scalable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. Think 24/7. Think six-sigma. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? A company that can exploit defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine fiercely. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? We will matrix the capability of mega-initiatives to empower. We invariably incubate wireless development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will disintermediate the ability of all-hands meetings to e-enable. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added development and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be enterprise? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to implement proactively than to deliver mega-seamlessly. A company that can matrix defiantly will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. The biometrics factor is reality-based. We always transition user-centric mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. We will incentivize the term "seamless". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused reconfigurable mega-transparent six-sigma Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually generate long-term architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The relationships factor is co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to envisioneer magnetically.