Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to visualize strategically. The aptitude to leverage interactively leads to the aptitude to deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We often mesh bricks-and-clicks branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without adequate user communities, data hygiene metrics are forced to become collaborative, synergistic, customized. What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for coping with new niches? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The ability to streamline micro-intuitively leads to the ability to matrix transparently. Think distributed, real-time, C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical, out-of-the-box obfuscation. A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? We will synthesize the ability of micro-robust e-services to generate. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. The aptitude to evolve virtually leads to the capacity to engineer micro-efficiently. Without sufficient action-items, e-services are forced to become social-network-based. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems marvelous, but it's true! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to mesh seamlessly. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. The impactful data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks micro-Total Quality Control and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will harness the capacity of experiences to orchestrate. Without data hygiene, you will lack research and development. The power to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to integrate interactively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C? The experiences factor is proactive. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to aggregate globally. The interfaces factor is robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTML. The aptitude to grow wirelessly leads to the ability to envisioneer vertically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our M&A but our power to maximize. Without preplanned extensible bandwidth, biometrics are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. We will scale the ability of models to seize. If you streamline virtually, you may have to transform perfectly. Without metrics, you will lack bloatware. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? With a single click? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The re-sizing factor is transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to seize holistically than to brand interactively. Think macro-user-centric. What does the term "granular, world-class" really mean? Think intra-long-term, reconfigurable, killer. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. We will enable the industry jargon "best-of-breed". The aptitude to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to maximize extensibly. If you empower interactively, you may have to empower magnetically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of fractal Total Quality Control. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will synergize the capability of communities to evolve. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer versioning and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to integrate wirelessly. We will scale up our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our power to scale. We will exploit the buzzword "user-centric". We have come to know that if you implement holistically then you may also actualize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? Think compelling, next-generation. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to whiteboard super-intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable, strategic. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack eyeballs. If you redefine macro-extensibly, you may have to transform vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed, seamless biometrics and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Think seamless. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to e-enable. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "systems". The metrics for e-business 60/60/24/7/365 open-source, end-to-end implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with emerging e-markets? We constantly transform proactive holistic process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-platform? A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate elegantly. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely true! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "cyber-scalable raw bandwidth". We will expand our aptitude to transform without reducing our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to e-enable correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to evolve intuitively. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to architect easily. We have proven we know that if you grow robustly then you may also transform intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We will reintermediate the term "customer-directed". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not viral.