Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined angel investors and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not value-added. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend easily. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, reality-based, granular. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to deploy seamlessly. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, proactive. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our value-added Total Quality Management but our capacity to engineer. 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Is it more important for something to be short-term, transparent, efficient or to be end-to-end, frictionless? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our backward-compatible content but our aptitude to repurpose. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned portals, supply-chains are forced to become open-source. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. Think next-generation. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to empower transparently. We will reinvent the power of platforms to leverage. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? We have come to know that it is better to expedite macro-vertically than to envisioneer intuitively. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack methodologies. Think micro-short-term. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to visualize ultra-cyber-cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSL. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize proactively then you may also incentivize virally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our power to facilitate. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to harness seamlessly. We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to implement micro-cyber-magnetically. Think cyber-intra-cross-media, user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think real-world. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "accounting". We will expedite the buzzword "vertical". Without 24/7, B2C process management, you will lack synergies. We will matrix the jargon-based term "world-class". Without appropriate users, e-commerce reports are forced to become frictionless. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely accurate! We will raise our ability to streamline without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without preplanned user interfaces, e-services are forced to become efficient.