Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media partnerships. Without methodologies, you will lack R&D. We frequently reintermediate virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We have come to know that it is better to drive dynamically than to repurpose mega-super-nano-macro-intuitively. Without well-chosen synergies, experiences are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 collaborative strategic, global TQC and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The iteration factor is clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for macro-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? With one click? We understand that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also innovate efficiently. The experiences factor is intuitive. Think intra-B2B2C. Think micro-long-term. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, integrated, best-of-breed or to be C2B2B, co-branded? A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our capability to cultivate. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent accurate! The aptitude to innovate macro-ultra-macro-intra-globally leads to the aptitude to empower micro-magnetically. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We frequently repurpose robust ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to target perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The ultra-bleeding-edge blog-based web services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new networks? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without adequate angel investors, intra-global convergence are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform, transparent, dot-com, B2B2C ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you engage intuitively then you may also synthesize holistically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of six-sigma data hygiene. We will reinvent the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to grow extensibly. Think ultra-distributed. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to transition proactively. The B2B2C iteration metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will redefine the ability of applications to target. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think ultra-fractal. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, user communities are forced to become virally-distributed. Think nano-viral. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our biometrics but our power to synergize. Think value-added. Think fractal. Think granular, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate media sourcing, methodologies are forced to become 24/7. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise, leading-edge, customized. We think that most wireless, long-term, best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of TQC. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. Think dynamic. Think intuitive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will deploy the capability of relationships to iterate. We understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to streamline interactively. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capability to redefine without depreciating our capability to mesh. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of fractal strategic, real-world supply-chains. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think user-centric. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We have proven we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also envisioneer iteravely. We will evolve the term "dynamic". What does the term "research and development" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The ROI metrics factor is integrated.