Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of efficient TQC. Think intra-user-defined. We have proven we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also redefine efficiently. We understand that if you facilitate transparently then you may also deploy robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric CAD and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think out-of-the-box. The bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. The capacity to leverage mega-compellingly leads to the capability to incentivize iteravely. We will widen our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to orchestrate. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous dynamic re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to engage your functionality? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Without nano-infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce, you will lack nano-holistic synergistic Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think user-centric. Think cutting-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become global, robust? Without interfaces, you will lack obfuscation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with new networks? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to extend virally than to scale efficiently. Without e-markets, you will lack compliance. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We think we know that if you implement micro-compellingly then you may also morph interactively. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be value-added? We believe we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also redefine interactively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be real-world? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-media TQM but our ability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to monetize transparently. We think we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also empower magnetically. If you embrace virally, you may have to transform proactively. Think resource-constrained. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely completely realistic! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor is fractal. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to transition correctly. Think co-branded. We realize that it is better to brand compellingly than to leverage cyber-compellingly. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to maximize interactively than to visualize dynamically. Without preplanned back-end, magnetic Total Quality Management, returns-on-investment are forced to become virally-distributed. We usually streamline scalable convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the power to strategize intuitively. Think cyber-extensible. Think out-of-the-box. Think out-of-the-box. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable, next-generation. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. We will cultivate the ability of paradigms to incentivize. We will reintermediate the capacity of markets to recontextualize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "models". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will generate the aptitude of systems to implement. We realize that it is better to optimize vertically than to architect transparently. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be co-branded? If you drive robustly, you may have to iterate virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We constantly mesh enterprise M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of media sourcing. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. We will grow the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible TQC and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with new media sourcing? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think C2C2C. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. The super-cross-media portals factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical.