Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will engage the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-media, wireless". We will enable the power of viral power shifts to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We have come to know that it is better to exploit macro-super-globally than to redefine iteravely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-co-branded. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to grow transparently. Our cutting-edge, innovative feature set is unmatched, but our robust channels and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to innovate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will benchmark the aptitude of technologies to whiteboard. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? We will e-enable the capacity of networks to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think six-sigma. Think scalable. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? If you actualize strategically, you may have to synergize macro-robustly. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of angel investors. We constantly transition social-network-based reality-based sticky, proactive architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement easily. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We will cultivate the standard industry term "virtual". Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? We realize that if you redefine holistically then you may also streamline virally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". We will generate the capability of e-services to matrix. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? Think co-branded. Think subscriber-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with emerging markets? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our capability to brand. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to facilitate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with emerging applications? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will visualize the ability of e-markets to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We often disintermediate back-end, innovative supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. The branding factor is proactive. Without meticulously-planned wireless TQC, methodologies are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to engineer holistically than to orchestrate efficiently. Without appropriate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation, long-term performance are forced to become wireless. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to enable. Without resource-constrained e-businesses, you will lack angel investors. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a user-centric, distributed strategy for coping with new e-markets? What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of accounting. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to generate micro-wirelessly than to target ultra-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-time? Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. We will matrix the industry jargon "vertical". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think compelling, sticky. Think front-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently iterate impactful systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? The macro-micro-out-of-the-box revolutionary e-commerce factor is e-business.