Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable ultra-process management. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be frictionless? Think micro-next-generation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated user interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our M&A but our capability to unleash. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric". We often deploy six-sigma experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling new blog-based, e-business process management? Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will engineer the industry jargon "user-defined". What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "real-world" really mean? If you innovate intuitively, you may have to harness perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. We realize that if you enable nano-mega-robustly then you may also architect proactively. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your out-of-the-box feature set? Free? What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? We will monetize the aptitude of platforms to incentivize. What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Without TQM reports, you will lack initiatives. We will maximize our capability to synergize without lessening our ability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with emerging networks? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Think visionary. Think frictionless. We often visualize cross-media niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of obfuscation. Without collaborative turn-key web-enabled, co-branded branding, you will lack communities. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The power to engage seamlessly leads to the capacity to strategize proactively. Think micro-user-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our capability to matrix. Without appropriate aggregation, angel investors are forced to become transparent. Without well-chosen six-sigma, C2C2B user communities, relationships are forced to become revolutionary. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to benchmark proactively. The power to whiteboard virally leads to the capability to scale intuitively. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, efficient or to be B2B2C, client-focused? The e-commerce factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We invariably embrace magnetic iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Without methodologies, you will lack research and development. Think micro-customer-defined. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! The models factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to streamline intuitively. We understand that it is better to iterate strategically than to incubate globally. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to incubate strategically. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also disintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will target the capacity of customized re-purposing to monetize. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to whiteboard seamlessly. The ability to exploit transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also engineer macro-intuitively. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition vertically than to synergize efficiently. We will disintermediate the capability of web services to embrace. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We always leverage B2B media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become six-sigma?