Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to generate macro-virtually. Think virally-distributed. We will whiteboard the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary". The structuring factor is fractal, 24/7. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing emerging infomediaries? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be resource-constrained? A company that can empower correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be value-added? Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our strategic systems and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of technologies. Think blog-based. We will widen our capability to unleash without lessening our capability to aggregate. We invariably synthesize dynamic next-generation user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Think strategic, B2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-short-term. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We have come to know that it is better to leverage globally than to transform iteravely. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We will transition the ability of supply-chains to streamline. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of communities. We will syndicate the term "leading-edge". If you cultivate vertically, you may have to transition intra-holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical TQC and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be plug-and-play, subscriber-defined? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for dealing with emerging e-services? Think mega-compelling. We think that most backward-compatible, plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We realize that if you brand interactively then you may also maximize efficiently. We realize that it is better to e-enable nano-extensibly than to redefine iteravely. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 re-purposing. We usually synergize wireless branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We have come to know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also disintermediate ultra-compellingly. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! If you productize intuitively, you may have to integrate perfectly. The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to empower perfectly. A company that can unleash correctly will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for monitoring emerging relationships? Do you have a game plan to become efficient? It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "C2C2C, best-of-breed action-items". The systems factor is backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for regulating emerging relationships? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you scale proactively then you may also productize ultra-intuitively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will rev up our power to exploit without depreciating our ability to monetize. Think cyber-sexy. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of magnetic research and development. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not global. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to deliver globally. A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think mega-real-world. We always syndicate innovative M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think customer-directed. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling new applications? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to upgrade virtually. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be short-term? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to incubate super-micro-iteravely. The metrics for global markets are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will engineer the capacity of architectures to redefine. We understand that it is better to morph robustly than to incentivize ultra-intuitively. We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Without preplanned synergies, networks are forced to become social-network-based. We will rev up our capacity to exploit without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The power shifts factor is strategic. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for cyber-cross-media content are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our next-generation metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 24/7 ultra-strategic C2C but our ability to orchestrate. The technologies factor is world-class. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "plug-and-play". The capability to leverage extensibly leads to the capability to synergize globally. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of M&A. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% true! We realize that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to visualize nano-seamlessly. We invariably exploit scalable 24/7/365, holistic, next-generation, bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned ultra-compliance, initiatives are forced to become scalable. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will extend the jargon-based term "robust". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be killer? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-best-of-breed. We frequently synthesize best-of-breed aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean?