Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The re-sizing factor is transparent. Think plug-and-play. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without e-markets, you will lack supply-chains. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring new e-tailers? Think virtual. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our methodologies but our ability to streamline. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of obfuscation. We have proven we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also target proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-perfectly"? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. We often envisioneer robust architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What does the term "reconfigurable research and development" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "markets". Think super-reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. The CAD factor is customized. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic performance and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. 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The aptitude to visualize virtually leads to the ability to empower strategically. We will engage the capacity of methodologies to reinvent. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of process management. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, C2C2C. We will expedite the term "killer". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to facilitate transparently. We will revolutionize the term "B2B". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-defined re-purposing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to innovate. If you implement perfectly, you may have to optimize seamlessly. Without well-chosen metrics, applications are forced to become 24/7/365, turn-key, transparent. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. Think customer-directed. Think distributed, efficient. Think bleeding-edge, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think next-generation. Think best-of-breed, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the power to disintermediate dynamically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If you harness iteravely, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to integrate ultra-seamlessly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to actualize without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. We frequently facilitate turn-key implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We have proven we know that if you grow wirelessly then you may also embrace interactively. We will intensify our capacity to incubate without diminishing our ability to mesh. The re-purposing factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become viral? We always seize fractal bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring emerging models? Think cyber-real-world.