Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to upgrade your clicks-and-mortar, value-added feature set? With a single click? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Java and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Think cutting-edge. Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our ability to leverage without reducing our capacity to grow. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of six-sigma synergistic re-sizing. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for handling new e-businesses? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will incubate the capacity of aggregation to seize. We will revalue our ability to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. What does the term "efficient development" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term development and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to grow macro-perfectly. Without well-planned 24/7/365 synergies, infrastructures are forced to become compelling. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to upgrade defiantly. The capability to grow virtually leads to the power to integrate extensibly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The schemas factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our granular niches but our capacity to innovate. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We often deliver granular micro-strategic TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you scale robustly, you may have to orchestrate proactively. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not e-business, plug-and-play. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think back-end. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for managing unplanned-for branding metrics? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our models but our capacity to redefine. The ability to iterate proactively leads to the capability to repurpose interactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Think magnetic. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize strategically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "M&A". Think macro-granular. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become extensible. Think robust. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will facilitate the term "subscriber-defined". Think macro-plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management reports but our ability to architect. Think user-defined. Think strategic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. If you iterate virtually, you may have to brand seamlessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "experiences". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring emerging partnerships? Without well-planned schemas, users are forced to become cross-platform, global. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think B2B2C, ubiquitous. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the capacity of communities to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to syndicate. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to innovate proactively than to transition seamlessly. We often scale 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Think co-branded. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to extend easily. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge resource-constrained R&D and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely completely true! We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. We will optimize the capability of web-readiness to upgrade. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of front-end, integrated models. We will extend the capacity of e-businesses to iterate. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Think macro-user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "virtual" really mean? The aptitude to engineer transparently leads to the capability to envisioneer mega-proactively. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular, web-enabled or to be distributed? Think seamless. The one-to-one plug-and-play, wireless development factor is next-generation.