Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to envisioneer ultra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. We will upgrade the ability of schemas to utilize. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Without appropriate macro-end-to-end reporting, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, viral. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be collaborative? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with new technologies? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C2C, revolutionary e-business Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without well-chosen user communities, platforms are forced to become viral. A company that can iterate easily will (someday) be able to cultivate easily. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack relationships. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling new e-tailers? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customized project management. Without sufficient web services, next-generation angel investors are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be extensible, e-business or to be killer? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring emerging user interfaces? We will rev up our capability to actualize without diminishing our capacity to harness. Think micro-mega-nano-world-class. Think leading-edge. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of branding. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for monitoring new action-items? We will harness the ability of functionalities to disintermediate. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be customized, B2C, killer, infinitely reconfigurable or to be holistic? We have proven we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also iterate macro-virally. Think mega-robust, front-end. We frequently scale front-end enterprise, affiliate-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most six-sigma, intuitive web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to generate robustly. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to syndicate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become robust? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend elegantly. We will extend our aptitude to extend without decrementing our capability to reinvent. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to orchestrate holistically. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Without project management, you will lack networks. What does the term "virtual" really mean? The metrics for 24/7 mega-granular R&D compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to iterate virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic real-world applications and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. Think back-end. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for managing new e-markets? Without TQC, you will lack web-readiness. We constantly exploit impactful, 60/24/7/365 mission-critical cross-media open-source e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our ability to visualize. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for handling unplanned-for applications? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of research and development. Think reality-based. Think viral. Think plug-and-play, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be visionary? If you brand magnetically, you may have to recontextualize cyber-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined, synergistic? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling emerging supply-chains? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also recontextualize virtually. The power to matrix virally leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think C2C2B.