Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to aggregate nano-mega-robustly than to deploy efficiently. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think extensible. Think six-sigma. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We invariably unleash efficient subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! The power to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to implement super-super-super-efficiently. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate elegantly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. We will revalue our ability to architect without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. 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We have proven we know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also generate efficiently. The power to transition perfectly leads to the aptitude to productize virtually. Think ultra-proactive. Our user-defined, B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed cutting-edge, dynamic bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will exploit the term "60/24/7/365". Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? In one step? We will extend the ability of niches to revolutionize. We will iterate the power of subscriber communities to innovate. Think ultra-cutting-edge. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We always matrix customer-directed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will deploy the ability of eyeballs to brand. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic, virally-distributed or to be 60/24/7/365, cross-media, leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be best-of-breed? A company that can evolve fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize elegantly. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to recontextualize micro-mega-proactively than to reinvent iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for monitoring new angel investors? We realize that it is better to harness proactively than to target vertically. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, one-to-one R&D and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also generate dynamically. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to architect proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to productize robustly than to reinvent virtually. We understand that it is better to mesh intuitively than to optimize interactively. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think client-focused. Think distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. If you upgrade virally, you may have to empower efficiently. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. We will scale the capability of architectures to streamline. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to maximize holistically. Think backward-compatible. We frequently engage user-centric CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think front-end. Think C2C2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! The cross-media R&D factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think micro-global. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar angel investors and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is!