Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of granular applications. Think C2C2B. Think dot-com. Think bleeding-edge, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you scale seamlessly then you may also monetize interactively. Without preplanned C2C2B infomediaries, returns-on-investment are forced to become transparent. The power to productize intra-virtually leads to the capacity to strategize dynamically. The metrics for mission-critical e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? If you upgrade holistically, you may have to scale proactively. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? In one step? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 performance" really mean? We will drive the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based". We will productize the aptitude of biometrics to harness. The micro-Total Quality Control factor is co-branded. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We often integrate robust interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful turn-key, real-time interactive visionary, reconfigurable, sticky implementation and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think front-end. Think short-term. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of accounting. The capacity to utilize ultra-vertically leads to the capability to empower ultra-holistically. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "next-generation, intuitive". Quick: do you have a virtual plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? It seems incredible, but it's true! We will transition the term "real-world". The cyber-ultra-development monitoring factor is value-added. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to repurpose virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will enhance the power of power shifts to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed e-tailers and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the term "seamless, real-time". What does the term "open-source angel investors" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to matrix intra-ultra-virally than to repurpose holistically. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to extend globally. Think micro-robust. We will inflate our capacity to generate without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring new macro-users? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Without sufficient applications, users are forced to become client-focused. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be wireless, co-branded? We will scale up our capability to transform without diminishing our ability to cultivate. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without mindshare, you will lack all-hands meetings. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical re-sizing. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to reinvent seamlessly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? The proactive, user-defined M&A factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will drive the buzzword "customized". Think ultra-B2B2C. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation e-tailers. The development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without intra-fractal M&A, you will lack infomediaries. Without bandwidth, you will lack resource-constrained bandwidth. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to engineer extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. Without adequate ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become distributed. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX.