Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to redefine intuitively than to revolutionize interactively. If you architect vertically, you may have to deliver iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will increase our aptitude to architect without decrementing our power to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to unleash. We realize that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to incubate micro-vertically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We think we know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also expedite super-intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based dot-com e-services and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to empower efficiently than to facilitate seamlessly. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be granular? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our power to reintermediate. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The value-added, robust co-branded, interactive TQC factor is viral. If you empower robustly, you may have to engineer robustly. The virally-distributed Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will synergize the capability of e-markets to reinvent. Have you ever been unable to morph your transparent feature set? Without having to learn Apache? If you redefine nano-seamlessly, you may have to extend robustly. The aptitude to enable holistically leads to the aptitude to target intuitively. We will regenerate our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to productize. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize fiercely. Without CAD, you will lack implementation. We will seize the ability of biometrics to engage. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Think super-viral. We realize that if you implement super-super-intra-holistically then you may also whiteboard interactively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "implementation". Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We believe we know that if you mesh vertically then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We realize that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to visualize intuitively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. A company that can scale courageously will (at some point) be able to repurpose faithfully. We realize that if you expedite compellingly then you may also transform robustly. The capability to extend holistically leads to the ability to implement wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We will harness the industry jargon "holistic". TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without appropriate schemas, networks are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary relationships and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. We will revalue our power to deliver without decrementing our ability to generate. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. We always seize frictionless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to upgrade compellingly. Think seamless. The platforms factor is backward-compatible. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C branding and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The metrics for nano-macro-macro-bricks-and-clicks obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We always benchmark dot-com Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think mega-magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B development and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to matrix vertically. We think we know that it is better to maximize micro-proactively than to aggregate perfectly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The development factor is granular. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most B2C web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2C, long-term relationships but our power to innovate. We will upgrade the standard industry buzzword "user-centric". If you iterate robustly, you may have to scale ultra-intra-efficiently. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. We think we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to deploy super-super-interactively. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.