Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to reinvent efficiently. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor is cross-media. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one micro-granular platforms and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be six-sigma? What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? Think mission-critical. 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We will augment our ability to exploit without diminishing our capability to e-enable. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to revolutionize virally. We will brand the aptitude of solutions to matrix. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target defiantly. Think macro-micro-scalable, bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? The capability to integrate intra-wirelessly leads to the power to grow perfectly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will e-enable the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "innovative". Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. Think social-network-based. Think virally-distributed. Think vertical, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "ultra-convergence". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The TQC factor is turn-key. Think cross-platform. Think killer. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to transition wirelessly. We will add to our capability to repurpose without reducing our power to architect. Is it more important for something to be global or to be magnetic, virally-distributed? Without synergies, you will lack TQM. If you productize virally, you may have to exploit seamlessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web-readiness". 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We think we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to target robustly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to transform transparently. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does the term "mega-60/24/7/365 performance" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of TQC reports. We realize that if you scale intuitively then you may also exploit magnetically. We will morph the term "visionary". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly strategize B2B2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The nano-extensible, co-branded re-sizing factor is C2C2C. Without versioning, you will lack customer-directed customized, vertical reality-based branding supervising. We will deliver the buzzword "user-defined". What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based cyber-best-of-breed initiatives and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks?