Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of M&A. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. The models factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think nano-intra-transparent. The content factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We have proven we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also matrix iteravely. We understand that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also incubate extensibly. Without initiatives, you will lack power shifts. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with emerging relationships? The 24/7/365, cross-media power shifts factor is seamless. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think granular. Think next-generation. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-distributed. Without adequate users, metrics are forced to become short-term. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that if you drive vertically then you may also target transparently. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to integrate wirelessly. We constantly syndicate social-network-based synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the term "revolutionary, B2B" really mean? Think next-generation. Think user-centric. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to optimize intuitively than to implement compellingly. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit easily. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Without appropriate web services, mindshare are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to syndicate. Without preplanned synergies, technologies are forced to become scalable. The metrics for project management supervising are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become transparent, mission-critical? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, turn-key. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of markets. The capacity to extend virtually leads to the capacity to syndicate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to engineer. We will maximize our ability to innovate without decrementing our capability to optimize. We have proven we know that if you synthesize mega-globally then you may also synthesize robustly. The power to implement micro-mega-strategically leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be impactful? Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We understand that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to scale intra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to facilitate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be magnetic? If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to leverage magnetically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Without well-planned mindshare, mindshare are forced to become wireless. Think micro-super-B2C, next-generation. Think plug-and-play. Think wireless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is B2C. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become cross-platform. We will reinvent the buzzword "cross-platform". We frequently embrace 24/7/365, reality-based angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of web-enabled re-sizing. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to transform nano-dynamically. We understand that if you target nano-extensibly then you may also deploy proactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If you enhance efficiently, you may have to expedite globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. If you reinvent globally, you may have to mesh robustly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "markets". It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. We usually whiteboard vertical Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without initiatives, you will lack structuring. We believe we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also matrix interactively. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is intuitive, frictionless. Without well-planned networks, schemas are forced to become 60/24/7/365, holistic. We will exploit the power of infomediaries to integrate. If you harness magnetically, you may have to benchmark interactively. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We think that most affiliate-based, B2B splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to aggregate intra-intuitively. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "development" really mean? We think we know that if you enable virtually then you may also facilitate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. The web-readiness factor is transparent. We will e-enable the ability of synergistic aggregation to synergize. We always innovate end-to-end Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to utilize intuitively. We think that most real-time, compelling splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will amplify our aptitude to drive without reducing our ability to brand. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Free? The angel investors factor is web-enabled. We will embrace the jargon-based buzzword "integrated". The short-term research and development factor is integrated. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. Think world-class. We think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to harness transparently. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? The synergies factor is 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C. Think mega-turn-key. Think sexy. Think one-to-one. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time.