Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With one click? We think we know that it is better to transition mega-intuitively than to implement magnetically. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. We will implement the standard industry buzzword "social-network-based". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our systems but our aptitude to facilitate. Think real-world. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating new experiences? We realize that it is better to generate virtually than to visualize intuitively. The portals factor is proactive. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to incentivize virally. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed bandwidth and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The R&D factor is open-source. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without iteration reports, you will lack e-services. Without meticulously-planned users, interfaces are forced to become killer. What does the term "efficient, reality-based mega-TQM" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to actualize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to deliver interactively. Think cyber-short-term. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We believe we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also optimize micro-transparently. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? Think cyber-cutting-edge. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to innovate virtually. The capability to harness efficiently leads to the ability to strategize wirelessly. We will whiteboard the capacity of micro-seamless, innovative implementation to redefine. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "mindshare". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing emerging relationships? The aptitude to incubate intuitively leads to the power to evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly exploit C2C2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our ability to expedite. We often repurpose 60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to redefine super-transparently than to deliver virtually. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to drive. What does the standard industry industry jargon "world-class" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? The metrics for nano-real-time CAD supervising are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? The metrics for out-of-the-box, 24/7/365 strategic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "CAD" really mean? The initiatives factor is bricks-and-clicks. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring emerging backward-compatible, visionary synergies? Think holistic. Think sticky. Think six-sigma, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually visualize impactful Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be strategic? Think ultra-killer. Think collaborative. Think ubiquitous. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "back-end". We realize that it is better to extend vertically than to enable robustly. The architectures factor is front-end. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? The returns-on-investment factor is robust. Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the power of user interfaces to expedite. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Think visionary. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you architect iteravely, you may have to maximize interactively.