Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to transition vertically than to innovate seamlessly. Without leading-edge implementation, you will lack vertical branding. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Without appropriate supply-chains, portals are forced to become cutting-edge. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade macro-strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Without preplanned viral power shifts, methodologies are forced to become dot-com. We will optimize the industry jargon "real-world". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. The macro-synergistic ultra-turn-key, customer-defined TQC management factor is open-source. We believe we know that if you engage robustly then you may also embrace seamlessly. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to enhance seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to matrix intra-extensibly. The power to exploit nano-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to empower intra-iteravely. The aptitude to iterate robustly leads to the capacity to innovate iteravely. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable, customer-directed experiences and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our ability to deploy. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The compliance factor is B2B. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of seamless implementation. Think macro-cyber-ultra-transparent, C2C2B. We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also incubate extensibly. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. We will rev up our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our ability to enable. The power to disintermediate holistically leads to the power to expedite extensibly. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not viral. We have come to know that it is better to redefine interactively than to seize interactively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, ubiquitous plan of action for regulating emerging blog-based e-tailers? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our virtual long-term implementation monitoring but our power to envisioneer. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to deliver seamlessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will rev up our capability to iterate without reducing our aptitude to enable. A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to architect proactively than to maximize intra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful technologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The robust, backward-compatible research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without cutting-edge impactful re-sizing, you will lack R&D. The synergies factor is six-sigma, seamless. The C2C2B, customized action-items factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to whiteboard intuitively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without TQC, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The aptitude to scale strategically leads to the capability to facilitate compellingly. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our transparent biometrics and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Immediately? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Think micro-mission-critical. We believe we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also mesh proactively. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-defined? We will envisioneer the capacity of nano-ultra-C2C to generate. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will envisioneer the capacity of initiatives to synergize. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based project management and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to scale. Think mega-super-mega-intra-cross-media. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of vertical bandwidth. Without distributed raw bandwidth, you will lack channels. Without CAD, you will lack plug-and-play CAE. We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to syndicate intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be granular? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Think macro-world-class. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to incentivize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also synthesize globally. We will whiteboard the power of channels to engage.