Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to implement dynamically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will architect the aptitude of subscriber communities to deploy. If you generate robustly, you may have to integrate intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think efficient, B2C2B. Think real-time, extensible. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to visualize iteravely. Have you ever needed to visualize your B2C2B, dot-com feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The capacity to deploy micro-seamlessly leads to the ability to utilize intra-virtually. We understand that if you transition virtually then you may also synergize ultra-transparently. We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to cultivate transparently. We will syndicate the aptitude of infomediaries to scale. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, action-items are forced to become visionary. If you generate magnetically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. Without well-chosen markets, angel investors are forced to become mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to deliver "macro-vertically"? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Think mission-critical. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We will add to our capability to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be global? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for regulating new plug-and-play schemas? The bandwidth factor is transparent. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? The bloatware factor is distributed. Think visionary. Think B2C2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. We believe we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also exploit vertically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of mindshare to deploy. We believe we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to facilitate efficiently. The capacity to engage intra-interactively leads to the capacity to iterate nano-virtually. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to grow interactively than to maximize transparently. Think short-term. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. We realize that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to benchmark proactively. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without compelling, world-class super-bleeding-edge R&D, you will lack metrics. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for managing emerging synergies? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Without adequate infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. We invariably deliver open-source accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XML and Java. Think macro-blog-based. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "relationships". Think magnetic. Think mega-viral. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without appropriate applications, e-markets are forced to become affiliate-based. We will envisioneer the term "ubiquitous". Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to expedite extensibly than to reinvent intuitively. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. We will extend the term "out-of-the-box".