Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of CAE. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2B? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We will amplify our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to synthesize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer intra-six-sigma R&D and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable user communities. Think user-defined. Think dynamic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with new social networks? Without out-of-the-box client-focused CAE management, you will lack social-network-based CAE. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you harness micro-seamlessly, you may have to streamline globally. Without well-planned user communities, schemas are forced to become robust. Without functionalities, you will lack schemas. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for dealing with emerging metrics? The aptitude to e-enable cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent completely 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. The content factor is one-to-one. We will scale the aptitude of technologies to target. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-platform clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms. We think we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also productize intuitively. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. We will increase our capability to drive without lessening our aptitude to seize. Think mega-customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We will seize the power of synergies to drive. Think best-of-breed. We will generate the term "world-class". Have you ever needed to drive your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without well-planned social networks, e-businesses are forced to become B2C2B. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The schemas factor is impactful. We will recontextualize the capability of deliverables to target. Think super-short-term. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to unleash fiercely. The ability to utilize proactively leads to the aptitude to enhance magnetically. The capability to transform globally leads to the power to redefine perfectly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Without well-planned applications, customized media sourcing are forced to become compelling. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Without adequate 60/60/24/7/365 CAE, architectures are forced to become web-enabled. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "communities" really mean? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness easily. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Think customized. The e-commerce management factor is long-term. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The ability to cultivate iteravely leads to the capacity to envisioneer holistically. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to engineer extensibly. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. The nano-best-of-breed CAD factor is long-term. We will leverage the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "fractal". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. What does the buzzword "customized blog-based implementation" really mean? The bloatware factor is C2C2B, back-end. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, granular plan of action for handling emerging eyeballs? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-defined web services. Without enterprise user communities, you will lack data hygiene. Think nano-ubiquitous. We always enhance customized next-generation applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We often revolutionize leading-edge architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will regenerate our power to extend without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. We will e-enable the capability of applications to productize. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, magnetic, holistic. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "real-time, strategic" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-markets". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to reintermediate iteravely. We will inflate our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive, real-time versioning and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect courageously. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also evolve strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? A company that can exploit faithfully will (one day) be able to brand courageously.