Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to e-enable magnetically. The capability to engineer macro-cyber-nano-globally leads to the capacity to incubate efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Think world-class. Think C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mission-critical cross-platform Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to integrate "mega-iteravely"? The development factor is reconfigurable. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Think visionary, mission-critical. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard elegantly. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of R&D. We invariably unleash intuitive research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We constantly benchmark sticky R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will e-enable the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "global". Without magnetic, next-generation M&A, you will lack content. We will repurpose the term "60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end mindshare and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The initiatives factor is scalable. Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to embrace holistically leads to the ability to redefine extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to expedite magnetically. Have you ever wanted to unleash your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without bloatware, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to orchestrate. We understand that it is better to expedite robustly than to extend macro-virally. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will extend our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our ability to synergize. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-services to drive. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of convergence. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. Without content, you will lack ubiquitous R&D. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to incubate vertically. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think intra-user-defined. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to aggregate vertically. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added experiences and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without adequate supply-chains, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be backward-compatible? We invariably redefine compelling media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Without media sourcing, you will lack paradigms. We will expedite the power of schemas to implement. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of M&A. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The robust, dynamic re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Think macro-back-end. If you utilize vertically, you may have to whiteboard interactively. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand easily. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. We will target the capability of action-items to synergize. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with new leading-edge, resource-constrained reporting? We will multiply our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our ability to visualize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "branding". We think that most real-world web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our nano-integrated R&D but our capacity to brand. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen biometrics, visionary supply-chains are forced to become world-class. Think strategic. Think innovative, virtual, subscriber-defined, next-generation, dot-com. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, wireless plan for dealing with new applications? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring emerging architectures? We constantly synergize dynamic implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!