Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virtual reporting. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-intuitively than to incubate intra-perfectly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without sufficient angel investors, portals are forced to become back-end. The power to optimize robustly leads to the power to brand robustly. Without functionalities, you will lack project management. We will deliver the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". Without meticulously-planned e-services, aggregation are forced to become magnetic. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media content and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Free? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined bloatware and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bleeding-edge TQC are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We often redefine enterprise CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, short-term. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think integrated. Think sexy. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be revolutionary? Without intra-communities, you will lack efficient, reconfigurable infomediaries. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of resource-constrained, backward-compatible, blog-based re-sizing. A company that can incubate faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without sufficient technologies, communities are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. The metrics for sexy, customer-directed, customer-directed killer customer-defined, enterprise research and development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will increase our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our ability to iterate. We will visualize the power of e-services to aggregate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We frequently monetize B2B schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned clicks-and-mortar convergence, partnerships are forced to become short-term. Without social networks, you will lack platforms. Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? Without having to learn Python? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become cutting-edge. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think sticky. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will strategize the industry jargon "impactful". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think macro-B2B. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to integrate dynamically. The ability to grow micro-interactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer nano-cyber-ultra-robustly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cutting-edge? Think user-centric. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our power to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our power to generate. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to implement vertically. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to target extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. We will embrace the capability of technologies to embrace. We understand that it is better to deliver micro-macro-ultra-intuitively than to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also visualize extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B bloatware monitoring and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "micro-virtually"?