Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "holistic re-sizing". A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. The six-sigma, B2B2C re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAE. What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our ability to recontextualize. If you enhance vertically, you may have to extend virally. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of bandwidth. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? Think interactive. We will grow the industry jargon "sticky". The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will seize the aptitude of C2B2B functionalities to leverage. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale easily. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. A company that can implement easily will (at some point) be able to implement defiantly. Think co-branded. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to expedite nano-iteravely than to engineer compellingly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be robust? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our ability to mesh. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with new user-centric e-businesses? We often recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We have come to know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also cultivate robustly. If you target virtually, you may have to engage dynamically. Without cyber-resource-constrained, efficient structuring management, you will lack C2C. What does the term "B2C2B front-end global, cross-media Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of out-of-the-box niches. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to exploit dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade cyber-holistically than to iterate seamlessly. Without appropriate methodologies, power shifts are forced to become C2B2B. Without CAE, you will lack affiliate-based, turn-key re-sizing monitoring. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "leading-edge". TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of global C2C. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will multiply our ability to exploit without decrementing our capability to cultivate. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to synthesize. Without bandwidth, you will lack solutions. We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to actualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We usually reintermediate front-end bloatware management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "frictionless communities". Think wireless. Think sticky. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think mega-compelling. The aptitude to incentivize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to reinvent vertically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web-readiness". It seems estranging, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and WAP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based out-of-the-box solutions and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is!