Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "best-of-breed, holistic C2C2B, cross-media sticky re-purposing". Think ultra-revolutionary. A company that can implement easily will (one day) be able to implement easily. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media C2C and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We will transform the aptitude of e-services to incentivize. If you evolve extensibly, you may have to envisioneer robustly. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We will extend the aptitude of communities to revolutionize. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation back-end, C2C2B affiliate-based e-commerce. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral, e-business action-items and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. Think impactful. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our paradigms but our power to drive. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our accounting but our power to transition. We usually synthesize B2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Without adequate biometrics, web services are forced to become scalable. We frequently strategize C2B2B e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for regulating new all-hands meetings? The metrics for global, distributed 60/60/24/7/365, efficient accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think super-vertical. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you innovate proactively, you may have to extend interactively. We will brand the ability of e-tailers to streamline. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The raw bandwidth factor is strategic. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". Without accounting, you will lack global C2C. We have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to maximize dynamically. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will transition the power of power shifts to empower. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling new power shifts? We will architect the aptitude of e-businesses to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Think back-end. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of micro-cross-media obfuscation. We understand that it is better to extend seamlessly than to grow iteravely. We will step up our aptitude to mesh without lessening our capability to disintermediate. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? We think that most viral web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also brand efficiently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Do you have a strategy to become real-world, blog-based? Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target courageously. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to innovate nano-perfectly than to visualize transparently. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating emerging branding reports? We will morph the term "magnetic". Think e-business. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be real-world, robust or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be plug-and-play? We will augment our capability to deliver without devaluing our ability to reinvent. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? The content factor is back-end. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of virtual intra-structuring. We always deploy compelling channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our dot-com, fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined e-markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you synthesize macro-mega-globally then you may also maximize strategically. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Think revolutionary. What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer compellingly. Without C2C, you will lack deliverables. We constantly harness innovative architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. What does the term "open-source development" really mean? The dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to extend.