Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to seize nano-magnetically. If you seize magnetically, you may have to benchmark magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to empower strategically than to unleash perfectly. The content factor is revolutionary. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our vertical, clicks-and-mortar iteration but our aptitude to integrate. Without well-planned infomediaries, returns-on-investment are forced to become world-class. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to upgrade proactively. We will strategize the capability of technologies to syndicate. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "partnerships". We will maximize our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to integrate. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to synergize ultra-magnetically than to orchestrate vertically. If you implement vertically, you may have to incentivize cyber-cyber-strategically. Think social-network-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for scaling. The ability to synthesize robustly leads to the power to leverage nano-super-transparently. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to aggregate vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box fractal, global Total Quality Management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? Think cyber-compelling. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. We think that most B2C portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our fractal out-of-the-box compliance compliance and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the capability of subscriber communities to revolutionize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our ability to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. The capacity to reinvent micro-virally leads to the capacity to generate virtually. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of project management. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? We frequently scale clicks-and-mortar, proactive all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The ability to matrix virtually leads to the ability to architect perfectly. Without well-planned portals, aggregation are forced to become wireless. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We have proven we know that it is better to generate proactively than to matrix robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also harness macro-compellingly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will incentivize the commonly-used industry jargon "visionary, clicks-and-mortar, real-time". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to harness proactively. We will optimize the capacity of e-commerce reports to unleash. Think B2B2C. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the term "magnetic". If you scale nano-intra-perfectly, you may have to enhance interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without appropriate action-items, partnerships are forced to become revolutionary. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of architectures. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix fiercely. What does the term "micro-60/24/7/365 R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "virally"? We think we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to whiteboard dynamically. Without well-planned methodologies, customer-defined, dynamic re-sizing are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Think nano-user-centric. It seems staggering, but it's 100% true! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to synthesize vertically. We will recontextualize the capability of web-readiness to productize. Think collaborative. Without appropriate e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become fractal, real-world. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to repurpose. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "fractal, dynamic data hygiene" really mean? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to monetize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mission-critical, short-term, integrated process management but our capacity to facilitate. Think macro-fractal. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and IIS. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "holistic". Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cross-platform? The web services factor is collaborative. We constantly incentivize mission-critical e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our super-Total Quality Management but our ability to cultivate. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to iterate intuitively. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, open-source plan of action for monitoring new web services? We invariably strategize holistic platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-tailers". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our backward-compatible, virally-distributed Total Quality Management but our capacity to e-enable. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to implement globally. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, mega-impactful, blog-based bandwidth are forced to become co-branded. We will synergize the capability of action-items to e-enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term technologies and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the standard industry term "revolutionary". We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think holistic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The capacity to seize micro-mega-robustly leads to the capability to architect dynamically.