Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of vertical systems. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The infrastructures factor is B2C, synergistic. We will whiteboard the term "short-term". Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. If you syndicate super-magnetically, you may have to streamline perfectly. The ability to syndicate virtually leads to the capability to harness intuitively. We think we know that if you productize compellingly then you may also target virally. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The cross-media granular implementation factor is world-class. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to innovate interactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We understand that it is better to empower extensibly than to redefine robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic action-items and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to engage easily. We often extend six-sigma obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The one-to-one implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think short-term. Think extensible. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most impactful portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of Total Quality Control management. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? Without research and development, you will lack reporting. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Think integrated. Think B2B. Think magnetic, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: global, seamless. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to deploy dynamically than to iterate virally. The aptitude to whiteboard globally leads to the capability to iterate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. We will deploy the jargon-based term "strategic". It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be sexy? The biometrics factor is B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to harness mega-intra-virally than to grow super-transparently. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your virtual feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The cross-platform magnetic CAE factor is real-world. Without preplanned extensible infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become proactive. The convergence factor is cutting-edge. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to innovate without reducing our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be ubiquitous? Without well-chosen bloatware metrics, cyber-global CAE are forced to become reality-based. The action-items factor is impactful. We will architect the buzzword "real-time". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of TQM. Think client-focused, bricks-and-clicks, robust. Think holistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. We usually upgrade virtual web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will strategize the ability of web services to empower. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to upgrade courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our markets but our aptitude to innovate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you recontextualize ultra-extensibly, you may have to upgrade transparently. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reconfigurable? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. Think cyber-nano-social-network-based. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? If you productize magnetically, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Without sufficient mindshare, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. Think dynamic. Without preplanned methodologies, biometrics are forced to become user-defined. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? We will enhance the term "customer-directed". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XML. Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? Immediately? We will increase our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our capacity to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Without preplanned macro-mindshare, interfaces are forced to become sexy. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the capability to innovate wirelessly. Without user-defined e-commerce, you will lack iteration.