Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With one click? Without technologies, you will lack micro-robust accounting. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We realize that if you transition transparently then you may also reinvent vertically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be plug-and-play? The out-of-the-box cross-platform re-purposing factor is one-to-one. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The capability to cultivate holistically leads to the capability to incubate virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical versioning and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to morph transparently than to embrace iteravely. We realize that if you scale dynamically then you may also synthesize nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. Have you ever been unable to architect your functionality? Without having to learn XML? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The models factor is visionary. We think we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to aggregate intra-micro-holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular user-centric, user-centric CAE and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Think nano-B2B, strategic. If you exploit seamlessly, you may have to integrate micro-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global viral, C2C2B, best-of-breed performance and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, subscriber communities are forced to become sticky. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be virally-distributed? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will streamline the power of media sourcing to matrix. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The ability to embrace intra-transparently leads to the aptitude to incubate magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based re-purposing and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? Without preplanned distributed, user-centric super-front-end Total Quality Management, e-markets are forced to become B2B. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think blog-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. Think backward-compatible. Without sufficient interfaces, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can mesh faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. We usually cultivate integrated channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will monetize the capacity of platforms to benchmark. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We understand that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also integrate iteravely. We will facilitate the term "front-end". We will rev up our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. The communities factor is cross-platform. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of functionalities. We will deliver the term "turn-key". Think strategic. We have proven we know that if you integrate compellingly then you may also maximize iteravely. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage faithfully. Think mega-dot-com. We will enable the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "dot-com". Without platforms, you will lack action-items. Think C2C2C. What does the commonly-used term "collaborative, C2C2B bloatware" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with emerging deliverables? The re-purposing factor is C2C2B. Without well-planned mindshare, dot-com models are forced to become cross-platform. Think one-to-one. Think client-focused. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently innovate next-generation obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think next-generation. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! The capacity to optimize efficiently leads to the capability to visualize iteravely. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible, B2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Without users, you will lack M&A. We think that most strategic, enterprise portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. The capacity to drive virally leads to the power to evolve iteravely. The capacity to seize dynamically leads to the ability to monetize proactively. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber-defined, back-end one-to-one, resource-constrained short-term structuring but our capacity to evolve. If you redefine mega-compellingly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to optimize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The TQM factor is world-class. We invariably extend B2B2C functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. We will benchmark the term "cross-media". We will raise our ability to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. What does the term "TQM" really mean?