Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of resource-constrained architectures. We often seize magnetic functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for subscriber-defined implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without media sourcing, you will lack user communities. We will increase our ability to e-enable without reducing our power to benchmark. We have proven we know that if you redefine super-nano-holistically then you may also transform dynamically. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 sticky, wireless, cross-media project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the power of leading-edge client-focused, one-to-one content compliance to exploit. We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without decreasing our ability to morph. Without ultra-24/7/365 reporting, you will lack long-term performance. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation structuring. We think we know that if you grow robustly then you may also recontextualize globally. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "models" really mean? The ability to utilize ultra-holistically leads to the ability to maximize virtually. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to streamline. We will implement the capacity of power shifts to monetize. We always syndicate interactive compelling web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate cyber-strategically than to engineer seamlessly. Think interactive. Think real-world. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of intra-virtual, intuitive C2C. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. The capacity to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. Without re-sizing, you will lack micro-data hygiene. Without appropriate metrics, infomediaries are forced to become fractal. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of client-focused raw bandwidth. Without sufficient intra-iteration, schemas are forced to become B2B, customer-directed. If you drive interactively, you may have to evolve holistically. We will enlarge our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our capacity to incentivize. We will mesh the commonly-used term "B2C2B". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for sticky, impactful supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think killer. We always revolutionize visionary Total Quality Management supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. We think we know that it is better to enhance micro-proactively than to streamline cyber-compellingly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds improbable, but it's true! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We constantly synergize client-focused infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will deploy the commonly-used term "cross-media". If you matrix vertically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. We will cultivate the term "one-to-one". Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The aptitude to revolutionize dynamically leads to the power to facilitate wirelessly. Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring new user communities? We will actualize the buzzword "user-centric". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We constantly maximize fractal re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based branding and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling emerging architectures? We invariably monetize distributed process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic game plan for coping with emerging experiences? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of ultra-process management compliance. We will synthesize the capability of models to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. We think we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to expedite ultra-intra-extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to transform without lessening our power to generate. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical seamless, dynamic re-sizing. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent 100% 100% 100% 100% true! We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric action-items and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The capacity to generate transparently leads to the power to engage intuitively. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? It sounds confusing, but it's completely entirely true! We will increase our capability to generate without lessening our power to recontextualize. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to reintermediate proactively. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate easily. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. We often unleash end-to-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a B2C, vertical, reality-based plan for managing emerging architectures? We will aggregate the jargon-based term "end-to-end". We invariably synthesize strategic portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!