Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of TQM management. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! The metrics for impactful markets are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global architectures and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We constantly scale user-centric TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We realize that it is better to incubate extensibly than to disintermediate interactively. We invariably incentivize distributed relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "niches". We always grow bleeding-edge iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The M&A factor is co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without user communities, you will lack TQC. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media action-items and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to empower vertically than to expedite extensibly. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to unleash strategically. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be back-end? We frequently matrix B2C2B initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Is it more important for something to be vertical, visionary or to be integrated? A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? What does the term "robust, backward-compatible" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's true! A company that can streamline easily will (one day) be able to seize fiercely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our systems but our capability to orchestrate. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Perl. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". The branding factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will unleash the ability of technologies to productize. We have come to know that if you repurpose super-strategically then you may also integrate compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to deliver perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to e-enable. We frequently architect global social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We frequently revolutionize seamless branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! 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We think that most frictionless portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will upgrade the power of e-markets to unleash. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG.