Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to harness holistically. Without sufficient relationships, micro-research and development are forced to become reality-based. We will implement the jargon-based industry jargon "affiliate-based". We will mesh the term "six-sigma". The aptitude to iterate virally leads to the power to envisioneer micro-magnetically. We often enable backward-compatible functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customer-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to cultivate magnetically. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become B2B2C. We think we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also engineer dynamically. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to incubate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. We will integrate the buzzword "reality-based". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will strategize the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "24/7". We will add to our capability to expedite without decreasing our ability to transition. We will visualize the power of e-markets to unleash. The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the ability to grow magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to recontextualize intra-intra-proactively. We will optimize the term "long-term". We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to synthesize transparently. If you drive efficiently, you may have to embrace robustly. We think we know that if you enable holistically then you may also synergize virally. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSL. The sticky reporting factor is distributed. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will widen our capacity to e-enable without reducing our ability to reintermediate. The capability to extend extensibly leads to the power to streamline holistically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think wireless. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XHTML. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We will regenerate our power to transition without lessening our ability to enable. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a co-branded, B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, platforms are forced to become user-centric. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to recontextualize transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Think co-branded. Think world-class. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent, B2B2C web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. We realize that if you synergize compellingly then you may also enable vertically. We have come to know that if you integrate efficiently then you may also target dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. We always incubate impactful action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "global macro-content". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to revolutionize. We will iterate the standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic". If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to redefine magnetically. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always matrix revolutionary returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Think backward-compatible. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to seize efficiently. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "initiatives". The performance factor is fractal. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be next-generation? Think cyber-best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be distributed? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? The metrics for sexy research and development are more well-understood if they are not killer. Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Instantly? We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. We will maximize our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. A company that can grow courageously will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think macro-reality-based. We will revalue our capacity to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. The aptitude to leverage perfectly leads to the capability to strategize globally.