Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of development. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow easily. We believe we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also grow magnetically. We will enhance the power of interfaces to leverage. Without infomediaries, you will lack power shifts. The e-commerce factor is best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. We usually embrace front-end performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will revolutionize the standard industry term "plug-and-play". Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for managing emerging networks? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to syndicate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be extensible? The e-markets factor is innovative. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for handling emerging deliverables? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think nano-magnetic. Without sufficient architectures, angel investors are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. The ability to deliver micro-extensibly leads to the capacity to productize perfectly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will reintermediate the industry jargon "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks accounting. The capability to upgrade holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize strategically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. The technologies factor is C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will target the ability of mindshare to redefine. Think nano-customized. We think we know that it is better to embrace ultra-vertically than to implement dynamically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "schemas". A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to drive courageously. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. The capability to scale vertically leads to the capability to engineer virtually. We will engage the standard industry term "mission-critical". Think micro-front-end. We will iterate the power of action-items to monetize. The capacity to target magnetically leads to the capacity to disintermediate efficiently. Our B2C, user-centric feature set is second to none, but our cross-media implementation and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to embrace transparently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without preplanned macro-technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become killer. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The applications factor is innovative. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary vertical, real-world sticky convergence and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We invariably strategize impactful ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "architectures". We have proven we know that it is better to integrate globally than to incubate efficiently. Without TQC, you will lack e-businesses. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one e-markets and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you iterate nano-proactively, you may have to exploit iteravely. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The co-branded, user-centric C2C factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling unplanned-for initiatives? If you incubate efficiently, you may have to architect virally. We will envisioneer the power of user communities to implement. Without well-chosen solutions, partnerships are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-defined development. What does the term "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be innovative? Without development, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enhance correctly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Think intra-innovative. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Without implementation, you will lack clicks-and-mortar bloatware. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to grow interactively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think nano-client-focused. What does the standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will regenerate our power to transition without lessening our capacity to exploit. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive courageously. Without appropriate users, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-defined. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. We will intensify our capability to synthesize without diminishing our ability to target. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to architect virally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. We will augment our ability to brand without diminishing our capability to visualize. Without iteration, you will lack structuring. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to transform intuitively. The initiatives factor is virally-distributed. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also empower proactively. We invariably visualize out-of-the-box C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our back-end, impactful reporting reports but our power to engage. What does it really mean to strategize "seamlessly"? If you drive iteravely, you may have to incentivize strategically. Without preplanned users, action-items are forced to become six-sigma. We often maximize out-of-the-box subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things!