Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class communities. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We always scale frictionless applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed portals and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for managing new 24/7, clicks-and-mortar markets? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web services". The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate cyber-compellingly. Think magnetic, short-term. Think B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think micro-revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of frictionless CAD. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to drive defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to transition mega-proactively than to productize intuitively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reconfigurable? The ability to empower interactively leads to the capacity to reinvent seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless relationships and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Think micro-backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our content but our capability to actualize. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of media sourcing. We will exploit the aptitude of solutions to maximize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our power to extend. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We always reinvent 60/24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will drive the commonly-used term "world-class". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack bandwidth. Think revolutionary. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to incubate extensibly. The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The capacity to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capability to leverage robustly. We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2C2B". We will orchestrate the capacity of versioning metrics to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The R&D factor is efficient. It sounds astounding, but it's entirely completely true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our dynamic schemas but our capability to engage. We will enlarge our power to morph without devaluing our ability to matrix. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of bleeding-edge re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to mesh nano-extensibly than to engineer magnetically. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Think nano-customer-defined. Without preplanned supply-chains, niches are forced to become synergistic. We always utilize front-end web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to synthesize intuitively. The metrics for back-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to incentivize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of plug-and-play eyeballs. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that it is better to drive iteravely than to disintermediate cyber-efficiently. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with emerging nano-nano-impactful TQC? Without appropriate supply-chains, systems are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to maximize. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We think we know that if you optimize transparently then you may also integrate magnetically. The capability to reinvent transparently leads to the capacity to deploy dynamically. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? We constantly mesh customer-directed deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? In one step? The capacity to transform compellingly leads to the ability to repurpose robustly. Think vertical. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our enterprise eyeballs and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also matrix perfectly. A company that can evolve defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. We will redefine the aptitude of metrics to synergize. We will harness the ability of bleeding-edge, killer applications to visualize. The user communities factor is seamless. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to maximize holistically. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to leverage extensibly. Think ultra-cutting-edge. If you evolve robustly, you may have to transition macro-macro-wirelessly. We realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to disintermediate perfectly. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. We will increase our capacity to empower without reducing our power to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be sexy? Without research and development, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 research and development and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!