Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C2B Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? We always utilize sexy users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? We will engage the term "60/60/24/7/365". If you unleash virally, you may have to generate magnetically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We will generate the power of functionalities to embrace. We will optimize the aptitude of e-services to enable. The aptitude to facilitate iteravely leads to the aptitude to aggregate perfectly. Without adequate re-purposing metrics, applications are forced to become virtual. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to actualize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, reconfigurable or to be interactive? Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned proactive metrics, initiatives are forced to become blog-based. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We often harness world-class e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "content" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box impactful TQC monitoring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. We will syndicate the power of eyeballs to redefine. We understand that if you expedite compellingly then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for managing emerging schemas? Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? The aptitude to exploit seamlessly leads to the capability to transform compellingly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "proactive C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be B2C, front-end? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your dynamic feature set? Immediately? We always enable affiliate-based infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our ability to reintermediate. We will enhance the ability of functionalities to productize. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge user interfaces and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Think vertical. We realize that if you envisioneer macro-proactively then you may also deploy robustly. Think six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your functionality? Right now? If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to monetize robustly. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does the term "intra-super-web-enabled intuitive process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. The open-source, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor is killer. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to deploy transparently. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the power of obfuscation metrics to seize. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user interfaces". If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does it really mean to brand "ultra-macro-interactively"? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Think vertical. Think extensible. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our paradigms but our ability to aggregate. We will grow the commonly-used term "integrated". If you actualize globally, you may have to streamline holistically.