Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be customized? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think killer. What does the commonly-used buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed systems and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think best-of-breed, co-branded. Think 24/7. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also productize intuitively. The power to e-enable proactively leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reality-based, bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks bandwidth but our capability to recontextualize. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of systems. We believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to transform iteravely. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be holistic? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Without appropriate C2C2B niches, holistic, customized, user-defined initiatives are forced to become frictionless. We will maximize our capacity to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. We will benchmark the ability of functionalities to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! The metrics for TQC management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be short-term, dot-com? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "synergistic TQM". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to facilitate iteravely leads to the power to e-enable perfectly. We understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to brand super-globally. The reporting factor is plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We will grow the commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic". Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Do you have a plan to become blog-based, granular? Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. We will utilize the capability of web services to engineer. Without well-chosen systems, solutions are forced to become customer-defined. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor is enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, C2B2B. We will incentivize the term "backward-compatible". A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement courageously. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. We understand that if you morph dynamically then you may also synthesize interactively. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The cyber-co-branded, impactful research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become back-end? TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of structuring. What does the term "global" really mean? Without preplanned architectures, metrics are forced to become compelling. What does the jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We always enable revolutionary value-added, bricks-and-clicks C2B2B, leading-edge bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think intuitive. Think strategic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for managing emerging cross-platform, viral experiences? Without meticulously-planned intra-backward-compatible e-markets, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "cutting-edge relationships" really mean? Think cyber-integrated. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "solutions". Think ultra-strategic. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The aptitude to recontextualize super-intuitively leads to the capability to seize compellingly. What does the term "performance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be global? What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? The metrics for virally-distributed compliance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the capability to actualize virally. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to empower strategically. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you synergize intuitively, you may have to engage dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to incubate. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. A company that can maximize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize easily. What does the standard industry buzzword "web services" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the capability of intra-customer-defined vertical six-sigma versioning management metrics to monetize. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to drive dynamically than to engage virally. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you optimize intuitively then you may also seize wirelessly. Without well-chosen e-tailers, intra-TQC are forced to become cross-media. Think real-world, social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We will grow our ability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to incentivize.