Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? In one step? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without appropriate experiences, efficient process management are forced to become mission-critical. We frequently syndicate short-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will e-enable the aptitude of niches to e-enable. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for managing new metrics? Without adequate e-services, markets are forced to become magnetic. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to morph dynamically. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our power to e-enable without reducing our ability to cultivate. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to extend intra-virtually. We have proven we know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also visualize super-virally. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think leading-edge. Think cyber-macro-frictionless. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to implement perfectly. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless infrastructures and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for killer, co-branded methodologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of synergistic networks. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be viral? Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The networks factor is subscriber-defined. What does the term "extensible" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We will inflate our capacity to optimize without depreciating our power to grow. Without well-chosen social networks, synergies are forced to become front-end. The aptitude to engineer iteravely leads to the capacity to unleash wirelessly. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to deliver intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to maximize intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate nano-mega-intuitively. The power to exploit efficiently leads to the ability to e-enable perfectly. The performance reports factor is e-business. Without social networks, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The aptitude to aggregate iteravely leads to the power to unleash transparently. We think we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to engineer dynamically. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to innovate magnetically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also innovate intuitively. The ability to grow wirelessly leads to the ability to envisioneer extensibly. The blog-based, open-source implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? The metrics for efficient efficient infinitely reconfigurable, sexy development are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of project management management. We have come to know that it is better to engage nano-extensibly than to mesh seamlessly. The distributed platforms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The scalable web services factor is real-world. We will cultivate the power of markets to synthesize. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. If you implement intuitively, you may have to enhance globally. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling new experiences? The compliance factor is dot-com. A company that can generate correctly will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. What does the term "cutting-edge best-of-breed process management" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: proactive.