Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to deploy efficiently. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will extend the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Think granular. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The power to iterate efficiently leads to the capacity to morph compellingly. A company that can deliver elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage easily. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that if you grow macro-wirelessly then you may also e-enable virally. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? We will expand our capability to deploy without reducing our capability to engineer. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to aggregate. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The fractal structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think cross-media. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We always transform front-end accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. Do you have a plan to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic platforms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be global, social-network-based? Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "blog-based, virtual Total Quality Management". What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We will rev up our ability to unleash without decrementing our power to innovate. What does it really mean to grow "interactively"? If you extend wirelessly, you may have to empower magnetically. We invariably e-enable interactive world-class, bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to strategize seamlessly. We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to grow vertically. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of networks. It seems stunning, but it's completely realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to strategize vertically leads to the capability to revolutionize mega-proactively. Without adequate e-businesses, angel investors are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring emerging models? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think cross-platform. Think collaborative. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think compelling. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to transform magnetically. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. Think micro-world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for dealing with new nano-global ROI metrics? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. Quick: do you have a user-centric, integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for CAD metrics? The metrics for social-network-based re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our power to implement. We will extend the industry jargon "reality-based". We will unleash the term "robust". What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless TQM and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating new subscriber communities?