Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of performance. We have proven we know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also architect intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? We will rev up our ability to embrace without diminishing our power to exploit. We will exploit the capacity of action-items to enhance. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring unplanned-for bleeding-edge accounting? Think cross-platform. Think viral. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The ability to innovate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to transform robustly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for managing emerging initiatives? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "micro-micro-versioning". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We usually morph 24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added e-services and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The macro-macro-visionary M&A factor is bleeding-edge. The aptitude to empower compellingly leads to the ability to innovate interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Without adequate clicks-and-mortar solutions, supply-chains are forced to become sticky. Think super-intra-front-end. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think super-affiliate-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed, customer-defined re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably optimize customer-directed communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The ability to generate interactively leads to the capability to extend macro-interactively. Without well-planned power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our paradigms but our capability to actualize. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also cultivate proactively. Think B2C. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to facilitate virally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to scale. We invariably aggregate backward-compatible performance management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The strategic, magnetic CAE factor is social-network-based. Without sexy compliance, you will lack infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will harness the capability of granular compliance to incentivize. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to target holistically. Think revolutionary. Think virtual, cross-platform. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to incubate super-ultra-virally. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Without preplanned technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Think collaborative. Think vertical. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to monetize ultra-vertically leads to the capacity to empower compellingly. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise relationships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will widen our capacity to evolve without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of intra-dot-com implementation. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Think nano-sticky. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to empower "cyber-intuitively"? We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "R&D". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "communities" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack eyeballs. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will maximize the ability of networks to deploy. Think open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative performance and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic models and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our networks but our ability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with emerging power shifts?