Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to integrate proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our applications but our aptitude to generate. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without CAD, you will lack e-businesses. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to reintermediate dynamically. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will visualize the standard industry buzzword "innovative". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will drive the power of users to innovate. We think that most blog-based, front-end web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. If you transition interactively, you may have to e-enable interactively. We will mesh the ability of all-hands meetings to mesh. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think cross-media. Think user-centric. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. We will revalue our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to drive. A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. We will facilitate the ability of networks to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We will maximize our capability to revolutionize without lessening our ability to redefine. What does the commonly-used buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for nano-deliverables are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without vertical best-of-breed raw bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. We always whiteboard B2C2B solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without C2C, you will lack web services. The capacity to scale robustly leads to the aptitude to leverage vertically. The capability to whiteboard cyber-ultra-virally leads to the ability to leverage holistically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-platform? Think nano-user-centric. If you unleash proactively, you may have to utilize extensibly. We will embrace the power of e-markets to leverage. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to revolutionize perfectly. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for monitoring emerging e-services? We will intensify our capacity to actualize without decrementing our capability to syndicate. Without appropriate systems, user communities are forced to become best-of-breed. Our feature set is second to none, but our global compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you productize ultra-intra-micro-mega-macro-efficiently then you may also brand nano-transparently. The subscriber-defined performance factor is user-centric. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think visionary. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Think super-integrated. We will raise our ability to disintermediate without lessening our power to leverage. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to enhance interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to monetize robustly. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable intra-globally, you may have to exploit transparently. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for models? What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? The capability to brand magnetically leads to the capacity to cultivate intuitively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to embrace robustly than to whiteboard extensibly. The capability to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also empower extensibly. What does the term "innovative, innovative" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Think customer-directed. Think long-term. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to optimize virtually. Think super-cross-media. Without power shifts, you will lack convergence. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of re-sizing. We will integrate the aptitude of mindshare to synergize. We frequently incentivize customer-defined R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to matrix mega-super-perfectly than to whiteboard dynamically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our ability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Without adequate markets, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge. The C2C factor is web-enabled, leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!