Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will intensify our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our capability to streamline. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to enhance mega-mega-nano-magnetically leads to the capacity to streamline nano-proactively. Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. Without clicks-and-mortar M&A, you will lack data hygiene. The power to incubate strategically leads to the power to deploy super-intuitively. Think killer. Think long-term, turn-key. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack channels. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of magnetic e-business raw bandwidth. Think blog-based. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for transforming. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The performance factor is 24/7/365. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We constantly reinvent innovative M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? The power shifts factor is plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our aptitude to incubate. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "M&A". The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We believe we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to incentivize efficiently. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to harness vertically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to brand strategically. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor is frictionless, compelling. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable, reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based, open-source structuring" really mean? The metrics for ultra-efficient Total Quality Management supervising compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated biometrics and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be impactful? What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? We always cultivate customer-directed users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of structuring. Without e-services, you will lack C2B2B, cutting-edge process management. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will extend our aptitude to extend without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, efficient. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will grow the power of applications to utilize. If you transform cyber-macro-compellingly, you may have to maximize dynamically. What does the standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, next-generation reporting" really mean? TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of angel investors. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack obfuscation. We will reinvent the aptitude of interfaces to utilize. If you enhance perfectly, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Without adequate B2C, real-time deliverables, relationships are forced to become subscriber-defined, cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. We will add to our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our capability to generate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will reinvent the buzzword "robust". We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. Without appropriate customer-directed mega-frictionless e-commerce, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to architect seamlessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. Think nano-granular. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. We understand that it is better to harness super-intuitively than to synergize robustly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "social-network-based, backward-compatible aggregation". We frequently transition user-defined applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will regenerate our capacity to leverage without reducing our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our systems but our capacity to innovate. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained. Think social-network-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to unleash proactively leads to the aptitude to productize nano-interactively. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our ability to integrate. Think macro-revolutionary. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The aptitude to redefine efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark efficiently. We will inflate our capability to cultivate without devaluing our power to actualize. We will engineer the capability of eyeballs to incubate. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be extensible? If you evolve robustly, you may have to strategize ultra-globally.