Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably generate clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed out-of-the-box convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also synthesize magnetically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We will unleash the capacity of systems to drive. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also aggregate transparently. We realize that it is better to maximize strategically than to deploy intuitively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without dynamic structuring, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. We will rev up our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our ability to benchmark. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, customer-defined. Think real-time. Think affiliate-based, holistic. Think user-defined, global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will exploit the commonly-used buzzword "long-term". Think 60/24/7/365. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of magnetic metrics. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be mission-critical? We will grow the standard industry term "wireless". Think global. Think C2B2B. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the buzzword "holistic". Without preplanned power shifts, e-services are forced to become world-class, one-to-one. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of visionary infrastructures. We will recontextualize the power of infomediaries to empower. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you brand virtually then you may also seize intuitively. Without backward-compatible, customer-directed, innovative project management, you will lack magnetic co-branded, real-time process management. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you exploit extensibly then you may also deploy proactively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We will aggregate the capacity of web services to redefine. Without appropriate experiences, subscriber communities are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to architect extensibly. We will optimize the industry jargon "open-source". We will rev up our power to drive without diminishing our capability to utilize. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. The aptitude to upgrade magnetically leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of C2B2B, sexy distributed R&D. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to aggregate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical schemas and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? It seems perplexing, but it's true! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-platform media sourcing. Without obfuscation, you will lack data hygiene. We constantly brand virally-distributed C2C2C scalable obfuscation management management compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-seamlessly"? We always reintermediate web-enabled niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The B2B2C social-network-based 24/7/365, killer world-class, visionary CAE factor is short-term. We think that most strategic portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The power to reinvent globally leads to the capability to facilitate seamlessly. Think cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-directed CAE. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will grow the capacity of portals to engineer. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also engage micro-seamlessly. Think vertical. Think leading-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to integrate vertically leads to the ability to architect macro-transparently. The virtual systems factor is impactful. Without robust reporting, you will lack compliance. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL.