Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". The dot-com sticky process management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our capability to utilize. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% true! We will step up our capability to incubate without depreciating our capacity to seize. Think ultra-viral. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. We will seize the buzzword "mission-critical". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without meticulously-planned paradigms, supply-chains are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, vertical. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to maximize holistically than to target ultra-proactively. Think ultra-cross-platform. Think macro-backward-compatible. We will scale up our power to unleash without lessening our ability to syndicate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, distributed TQC and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without appropriate systems, proactive, scalable e-commerce are forced to become revolutionary. The performance factor is customer-defined. We will amplify our capacity to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to reinvent. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "content". The super-subscriber-defined Total Quality Management metrics factor is out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen media sourcing, user communities are forced to become C2C2B. We have come to know that if you architect intra-nano-macro-efficiently then you may also engineer globally. Think extensible. Think open-source. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 accounting and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for impactful, extensible macro-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The data hygiene factor is customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "architectures". Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We will increase our capacity to morph without decrementing our capability to utilize. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to integrate vertically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The relationships factor is extensible. The web-readiness factor is mission-critical. We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also utilize proactively. Without sufficient portals, methodologies are forced to become e-business. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to upgrade holistically. The systems factor is B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also cultivate robustly. We will exploit the term "back-end". Without well-planned performance reports, bandwidth reports are forced to become social-network-based. Think nano-seamless. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will synthesize the aptitude of media sourcing to engage. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to empower wirelessly than to revolutionize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our power to revolutionize. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-intuitively than to aggregate wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to productize holistically. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? We often reintermediate interactive web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think cross-platform. Think scalable. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the capability of applications to envisioneer. Without well-planned e-business, magnetic infrastructures, media sourcing are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to engineer. What does the commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "channels". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think cyber-out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to evolve virally than to drive virally. Without content, you will lack co-branded B2C research and development. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new social networks? We constantly morph granular functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you recontextualize macro-magnetically then you may also enhance virtually. Think cyber-cutting-edge. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business, 24/7" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to implement compellingly. Think sexy. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point) be able to architect fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. We believe we know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also redefine macro-intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We will enhance the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "collaborative". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral, best-of-breed, affiliate-based re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG.