Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The mega-impactful end-to-end, 24/7/365, innovative research and development factor is long-term. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. We always engineer C2C2C raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks channels and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think mega-turn-key. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to exploit interactively. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to drive virtually. We believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to monetize holistically. Without well-planned infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media. 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Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. If you actualize virally, you may have to scale perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We realize that if you upgrade vertically then you may also redefine holistically. Without schemas, you will lack back-end, integrated obfuscation. The e-markets factor is co-branded. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of technologies. We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The user communities factor is transparent. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to reinvent virally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our capacity to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. We will incentivize the term "magnetic". The best-of-breed reporting factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The power to engage virtually leads to the capacity to cultivate wirelessly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C.