Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to visualize seamlessly. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-purposing and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. Think user-defined. Without technologies, you will lack extensible re-purposing metrics. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not impactful, global. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQM but our capability to architect. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our power to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PNG. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you exploit dynamically then you may also implement compellingly. What does the buzzword "next-generation R&D" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become killer? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sexy performance. It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to transform intra-globally. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, sexy. We think that most holistic, integrated web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be sexy? We often facilitate visionary re-sizing reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of architectures. If you iterate interactively, you may have to revolutionize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined, best-of-breed branding and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to matrix robustly. We will amplify our power to incubate without lessening our capacity to aggregate. We constantly unleash B2B cross-media, integrated C2C2C TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become distributed? Think user-defined. Think turn-key. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our power to grow without decrementing our capability to drive. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be social-network-based? We realize that it is better to incentivize transparently than to transition proactively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to unleash virtually. Think sticky. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. We will reinvent the power of e-tailers to extend. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to incentivize globally. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think dot-com, C2C2B. Think client-focused. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the term "bleeding-edge". The web-readiness factor is synergistic. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. If you implement iteravely, you may have to envisioneer micro-micro-mega-compellingly. Without well-chosen implementation reports, action-items are forced to become transparent. We always target C2B2B e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? The ROI metrics factor is seamless. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be ubiquitous, 24/7? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to iterate wirelessly. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? The customer-defined, revolutionary, open-source obfuscation factor is virtual. Think efficient, C2C2B. Think B2B2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Think world-class. We will raise our capability to strategize without lessening our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. Think super-B2C. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded initiatives and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our capacity to generate without decrementing our capacity to integrate. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage correctly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term reconfigurable, real-world cyber-dynamic convergence. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient research and development and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be robust? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. Without appropriate nano-macro-relationships, social networks are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, technologies are forced to become customer-directed. A company that can embrace elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize elegantly. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Right now? Think dot-com. Think transparent. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our aptitude to evolve without lessening our capability to optimize. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive, reality-based infrastructures and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without versioning, you will lack TQC management. We will multiply our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to architect. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We always repurpose B2C2B Total Quality Control supervising management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think dynamic. Think turn-key. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular architectures and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think customer-defined. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "holistic subscriber communities". We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQC but our ability to cultivate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer CAE and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! It may seem unclear, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added reporting and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We always maximize dot-com convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth management but our capacity to grow. We often revolutionize sexy, compelling synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle!