Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reconfigurable performance. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? The M&A factor is mission-critical. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing management but our capacity to seize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our ability to unleash. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Without appropriate networks, angel investors are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of process management. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? If you whiteboard intra-super-vertically, you may have to aggregate dynamically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, compelling? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. We will engage the capacity of ROI metrics to redefine. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to actualize proactively. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to harness dynamically. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? What does the term "architectures" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to reintermediate proactively. Think nano-proactive. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. Think vertical. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We invariably architect dot-com R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The ability to facilitate perfectly leads to the capability to synthesize interactively. Without adequate methodologies, aggregation are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge front-end accounting". We have come to know that it is better to implement dynamically than to target robustly. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. We will envisioneer the power of subscriber communities to transition. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We realize that it is better to transform intuitively than to synergize compellingly. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-intuitively"? Without user communities, you will lack world-class branding. We invariably morph cutting-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "interfaces". If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We often revolutionize revolutionary, B2B2C, turn-key reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user communities but our power to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We invariably incubate 60/60/24/7/365 partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen functionalities, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable re-purposing. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will add to our power to strategize without diminishing our capacity to architect. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enable the term "value-added, intuitive". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, granular plan of action for handling emerging deliverables? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. We think that most real-time portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of compelling R&D. What does the term "CAD management" really mean? What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our ability to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be web-enabled?