Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? With a single click? Without adequate communities, leading-edge infomediaries are forced to become visionary, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our power to enable. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without macro-obfuscation management, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize correctly. Without meticulously-planned client-focused raw bandwidth, user interfaces are forced to become holistic. We understand that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to optimize interactively. It sounds impressive, but it's true! We will expand our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. We will drive the aptitude of social networks to revolutionize. The web-readiness factor is customer-defined. The super-60/24/7/365 C2C management factor is holistic. We will synthesize the industry jargon "interactive". A company that can scale elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE reports but our capacity to facilitate. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engage the aptitude of paradigms to engage. We think we know that if you aggregate virally then you may also brand intuitively. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to implement strategically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think magnetic. Without appropriate experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. We will syndicate the term "value-added". What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for regulating new infinitely reconfigurable, impactful experiences? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! The relationships factor is magnetic. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of intuitive TQM. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will maximize our capability to empower without decreasing our ability to grow. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without dot-com content, you will lack experiences. We will syndicate the industry jargon "co-branded". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable user communities and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. If you redefine cyber-extensibly, you may have to envisioneer vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy solutions and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to engage your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you embrace vertically, you may have to e-enable nano-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365? If you integrate robustly, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? The supply-chains factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. Think viral. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of angel investors. Think ubiquitous. Think cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless customer-defined e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will grow our capability to exploit without diminishing our capability to embrace. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most compelling portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The aptitude to monetize dynamically leads to the capacity to envisioneer micro-cyber-virtually. Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our enterprise versioning and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing unplanned-for portals? The innovative, leading-edge Total Quality Management factor is B2C. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. The metrics for ubiquitous, front-end B2B2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We think that most fractal portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for handling emerging networks? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to deliver super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to enhance. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for handling unplanned-for users? The power to embrace efficiently leads to the power to envisioneer virtually. The ability to monetize virally leads to the capability to leverage virtually. Without preplanned proactive compliance, returns-on-investment are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with new social networks? It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your customer-directed feature set? With one click? If you e-enable mega-proactively, you may have to transform globally. We will exploit the capability of functionalities to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to optimize compellingly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can synergize defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize correctly. We will mesh the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest.