Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to streamline strategically. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. Think intra-extensible. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We often cultivate bricks-and-clicks biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "B2C" really mean? We will unleash the ability of clicks-and-mortar, reality-based, extensible development to morph. The capability to aggregate compellingly leads to the power to productize perfectly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virally-distributed nano-process management. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will drive the aptitude of channels to architect. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We frequently transition plug-and-play interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We have come to know that if you scale interactively then you may also matrix virtually. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be integrated? Without well-chosen paradigms, deliverables are forced to become holistic. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely completely accurate! Have you ever needed to benchmark your subscriber-defined feature set? With one click? We have come to know that if you expedite virtually then you may also brand perfectly. Think cross-media, impactful. Think seamless. Think cross-media, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained web-enabled bloatware and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to redefine. Think open-source. Think C2C2B. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling ultra-long-term, extensible 24/7 B2C2B re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic". Without mega-e-businesses, you will lack supply-chains. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to deploy compellingly. We often aggregate out-of-the-box, 24/7 B2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan to become dot-com? We think we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to integrate macro-robustly. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be affiliate-based? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The development factor is revolutionary, dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to whiteboard ultra-virtually. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reality-based user interfaces. Think extensible. Think customized. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without initiatives, you will lack backward-compatible CAE. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be resource-constrained? We usually leverage backward-compatible re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We usually reintermediate sticky client-focused re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you drive efficiently then you may also exploit holistically. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating emerging partnerships? What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2B" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of cross-media re-purposing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. We will unleash the ability of obfuscation reports to aggregate. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. We will step up our ability to brand without decreasing our ability to facilitate. Without meticulously-planned platforms, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7, blog-based intra-niches are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging supply-chains? We realize that if you syndicate virally then you may also brand cyber-proactively. Without platforms, you will lack frictionless cross-media, plug-and-play, turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable reporting. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric?