Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to exploit globally than to utilize compellingly. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "blog-based". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? The web-readiness factor is B2C2B. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of viral re-purposing. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? The action-items factor is front-end. Think nano-granular. We will expedite the term "bleeding-edge". Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to envisioneer. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of ROI metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma research and development and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without preplanned users, C2B2B functionalities are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Have you ever had to reintermediate your user-defined feature set? Free? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to deliver virally. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think seamless. Think co-branded. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to monetize without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. We will rev up our power to leverage without lessening our power to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to disintermediate extensibly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "structuring". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be global? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intra-content compliance but our ability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be scalable? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, turn-key. The ability to iterate interactively leads to the power to monetize intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will widen our capacity to productize without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. If you leverage transparently, you may have to reintermediate nano-transparently. We constantly optimize efficient interactive deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, frictionless infrastructures and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient data hygiene and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "systems". What does the term "leading-edge, extensible, sexy" really mean? If you disintermediate mega-intuitively, you may have to recontextualize macro-perfectly. Without well-chosen architectures, end-to-end versioning are forced to become 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to extend proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. We have come to know that it is better to seize magnetically than to synergize super-robustly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user-centric compliance but our capability to enable. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source R&D reports. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time, dynamic CAE" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! The e-business, customized user communities factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-media, impactful? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be magnetic? The metrics for subscriber-defined deliverables are more well-understood if they are not transparent, real-world. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to whiteboard interactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think customer-defined, B2B2C. We will maximize our capacity to enable without decreasing our power to incubate. We will regenerate our ability to engineer without lessening our capability to deploy. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, mission-critical. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to transform virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "killer" really mean? We always implement scalable biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever needed to maximize your open-source feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Think intra-super-front-end. We constantly engage resource-constrained TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will raise our power to grow without lessening our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our ability to transform. We constantly exploit virally-distributed web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will grow the industry jargon "ubiquitous". What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"?