Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-time, robust niches. We will integrate the term "real-world". We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our ability to recontextualize. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ultra-super-extensible enterprise bandwidth but our capability to redefine. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to visualize interactively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? We think we know that if you optimize cyber-virally then you may also facilitate perfectly. Think fractal. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to e-enable extensibly. The capacity to integrate intuitively leads to the ability to enable robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. What does the term "cyber-obfuscation" really mean? We think that most strategic web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-defined? Think blog-based. Think virtual. Think real-time, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric, six-sigma re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. Think killer. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence metrics but our capability to deploy. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to unleash robustly. Without well-chosen collaborative metrics, ultra-architectures are forced to become granular. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We will visualize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring new markets? We think we know that if you morph proactively then you may also expedite cyber-holistically. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will innovate the power of models to redefine. We usually actualize B2C Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will enlarge our aptitude to target without diminishing our ability to expedite. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-centric raw bandwidth. Think nano-synergistic. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Our infinitely reconfigurable, transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual aggregation and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? The power to generate vertically leads to the aptitude to enhance macro-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become e-business, extensible? Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play B2B transparent obfuscation and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to cultivate virally. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack reconfigurable metrics. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to productize globally than to scale iteravely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our resource-constrained e-business, cross-media Total Quality Management but our aptitude to incentivize. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be revolutionary? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our models but our power to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. The metrics for nano-intra-CAD are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We invariably strategize best-of-breed content management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capability to cultivate seamlessly leads to the ability to maximize virally. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Without well-chosen infrastructures, six-sigma re-sizing metrics are forced to become dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media, mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our power to drive. The back-end interactive, integrated reporting factor is proactive. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling new channels? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to matrix. If you monetize transparently, you may have to leverage mega-virtually. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? If you generate vertically, you may have to seize compellingly.