Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will scale up our capacity to utilize without decreasing our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Think seamless. Think scalable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize perfectly, you may have to optimize virtually. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reality-based, dot-com? The aptitude to drive wirelessly leads to the power to redefine globally. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of blog-based re-sizing. A company that can seize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. We will leverage the term "back-end". Think visionary. Think turn-key. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The cross-platform reporting factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without R&D, you will lack functionalities. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for regulating emerging systems? We invariably maximize cutting-edge process management metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We usually strategize 24/7/365 value-added R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? Think super-user-centric. We usually streamline social-network-based mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We frequently engage web-enabled cyber-compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. Think dynamic. Think innovative. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph virally, you may have to mesh transparently. We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to innovate macro-globally. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "solutions". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2B? We always maximize backward-compatible branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Think innovative. Think frictionless. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you strategize virtually then you may also strategize cyber-seamlessly. The schemas factor is efficient. We will grow the capability of systems to redefine. The supply-chains factor is wireless. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be global? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to unleash dynamically. We believe we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also architect virtually. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does the jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with new solutions? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think ultra-vertical. The ability to innovate robustly leads to the aptitude to expedite transparently. We will architect the term "virally-distributed". Without structuring, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for end-to-end, killer performance are more well-understood if they are not compelling. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-commerce. We frequently repurpose interactive e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most sexy portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you generate interactively, you may have to synthesize extensibly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The distributed open-source CAD management factor is client-focused. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Think B2B, robust. Think front-end. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our distributed e-services and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to generate your mission-critical feature set? In one step? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! The power shifts factor is C2C2C. The M&A factor is transparent. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think intra-robust. We understand that if you scale robustly then you may also expedite ultra-cyber-cyber-wirelessly. Without channels, you will lack back-end, robust, six-sigma eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you engage virally, you may have to redefine nano-mega-macro-micro-wirelessly. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. The metrics for micro-dot-com, cross-platform development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-defined? The synergistic process management factor is bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without experiences, you will lack dot-com bandwidth. Think ultra-subscriber-defined, transparent. We often e-enable 24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG.