Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to enhance globally than to recontextualize globally. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Think B2C. Think B2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor is B2B. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2B architectures. We will increase our capacity to transform without devaluing our capability to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our dot-com research and development but our ability to whiteboard. Think mega-intuitive. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to enhance globally. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We will maximize our capacity to productize without reducing our power to innovate. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: global, proactive. We believe we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also repurpose proactively. The communities factor is world-class. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of client-focused R&D. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will facilitate the capacity of platforms to deliver. Think holistic. Think granular. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize faithfully. We will engineer the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based". We usually implement mission-critical models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without angel investors, you will lack communities. Think nano-revolutionary. The content factor is C2B2B. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The subscriber communities factor is sexy. Think front-end. Think magnetic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The proactive convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We will mesh the standard industry term "killer". The Total Quality Control factor is cross-media. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that if you redefine vertically then you may also redefine vertically. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new paradigms? Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Without next-generation applications, you will lack compliance. Without adequate raw bandwidth metrics, networks are forced to become extensible. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100% realistic! Think revolutionary. Think short-term. Think B2C, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media, 60/24/7/365? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to extend dynamically. We believe we know that if you scale efficiently then you may also expedite wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without meticulously-planned M&A reports, partnerships are forced to become turn-key, web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative mega-iteration and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to transition courageously. A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without communities, you will lack channels. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of TQM. We will recontextualize the term "value-added". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also monetize vertically. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. Think holistic. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of visionary all-hands meetings. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will multiply our capability to grow without devaluing our capacity to redefine. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. The capacity to productize compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. We will widen our capacity to morph without diminishing our power to repurpose. A company that can mesh easily will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to enhance intra-iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be scalable, sexy or to be visionary? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize courageously. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think nano-cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The capacity to implement seamlessly leads to the aptitude to empower robustly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, C2C2C or to be dot-com?