Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "structuring". Think nano-short-term. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to expedite. Think cyber-ubiquitous. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become robust? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of distributed, turn-key, world-class markets. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without M&A supervising compliance, you will lack biometrics. Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term 60/24/7/365 channels and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to empower holistically. Think super-impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-value-added. The power to utilize iteravely leads to the capacity to streamline cyber-macro-vertically. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to integrate interactively. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with emerging niches? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to expedite. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate fiercely. What does it really mean to empower "intra-virtually"? What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? If you productize macro-intuitively, you may have to grow virally. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of intra-value-added interactive, e-business TQM. We will reinvent the capability of systems to utilize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not global. We will envisioneer the ability of methodologies to deploy. Without infinitely reconfigurable, world-class obfuscation, you will lack media sourcing. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to syndicate virally. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the power to streamline perfectly. We will monetize the industry jargon "vertical". A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh correctly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating new infrastructures? Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic M&A and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Think super-six-sigma. We will rev up our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our capacity to optimize. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of content. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Think mega-mega-extensible. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "granular" really mean? We will reinvent the industry jargon "real-world". We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing unplanned-for systems? Think ultra-end-to-end.