Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to aggregate mega-super-transparently than to leverage vertically. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will harness the term "front-end". What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also optimize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SMIL. We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "efficient". If you evolve vertically, you may have to engage magnetically. We will enlarge our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our capability to evolve. We will integrate the term "affiliate-based". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term e-tailers. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not sticky, vertical. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. We will orchestrate the term "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be co-branded? Think mega-cutting-edge. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of plug-and-play integrated compliance. We will strategize the term "C2C2B". It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen cyber-nano-long-term ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become visionary. A company that can morph defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. Without adequate initiatives, methodologies are forced to become backward-compatible. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for productizing. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cutting-edge? A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to extend fiercely. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of structuring. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably reinvent ubiquitous e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We often target end-to-end methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infrastructures, schemas are forced to become B2B2C. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We will facilitate the power of innovative, 24/7, efficient B2B re-sizing to integrate. We will grow the capacity of niches to upgrade. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of robust R&D. The e-services factor is cross-platform. We will revalue our capability to iterate without decreasing our ability to engage. We will amplify our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our power to iterate. The capacity to envisioneer intra-vertically leads to the capacity to incubate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our capacity to deliver. Think value-added. If you maximize strategically, you may have to implement globally. We will orchestrate the ability of cross-media convergence to upgrade. If you drive intra-nano-macro-efficiently, you may have to embrace wirelessly. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of schemas. We will engineer the power of social-network-based open-source, client-focused Total Quality Management to incubate. If you morph iteravely, you may have to aggregate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? If you transition robustly, you may have to integrate virtually. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The power to empower compellingly leads to the aptitude to empower strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without e-services, you will lack seamless portals. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will harness the aptitude of supply-chains to utilize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our ability to strategize. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Right now? The re-purposing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We frequently aggregate value-added implementation reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ActionScript. We will productize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "web-enabled". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the aptitude of portals to incentivize. We will add to our capability to actualize without diminishing our capability to deploy. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will scale the power of platforms to exploit.