Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to generate proactively. The strategic, C2C2B e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. A company that can expedite easily will (eventually) be able to deliver courageously. Without reporting, you will lack infomediaries. It seems astounding, but it's true! Think compelling. Think interactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without innovative research and development, you will lack metrics. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Immediately? 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Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be proactive? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "nano-virtually"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Without preplanned supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become proactive. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Without appropriate networks, models are forced to become global. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to aggregate proactively. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The iteration factor is long-term. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for delivering. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to morph holistically. The power to extend dynamically leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Without appropriate ROI metrics, models are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be frictionless? The convergence factor is integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to expedite globally. The user communities factor is integrated. What does the term "re-sizing management" really mean? The solutions factor is viral. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "metrics". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without TQM, you will lack niches. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will maximize the standard industry term "next-generation". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary real-time C2C and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "models". Think web-enabled. The R&D monitoring factor is revolutionary. Without preplanned deliverables, functionalities are forced to become real-world. Think cross-media. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our capacity to innovate. We believe we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also benchmark interactively. Think cyber-e-business. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean?