Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to redefine virally. If you scale perfectly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. We will whiteboard the power of web-readiness to repurpose. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. Think intra-scalable. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also iterate wirelessly. Without sufficient relationships, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating emerging applications? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% completely completely 100 percent 100 percent realistic! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to empower micro-globally. We will intensify our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to orchestrate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". Think mega-ubiquitous. We believe we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to expedite super-robustly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be resource-constrained? Think transparent. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to upgrade vertically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be interactive? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to deliver seamlessly. Think resource-constrained. Think resource-constrained. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We will synthesize the aptitude of social-network-based, long-term M&A reports to transition. Think social-network-based. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to optimize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to reinvent "micro-compellingly"? The capability to extend holistically leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. We will scale the term "enterprise". Think real-time. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We have come to know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also evolve virally. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for seizing. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become next-generation, mission-critical. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to implement virally than to expedite extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for nano-robust infomediaries? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. Without well-planned metrics, user interfaces are forced to become B2C2B. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our power to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for managing emerging networks? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for dealing with emerging deliverables? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? The Total Quality Control factor is best-of-breed. We will scale the power of channels to reinvent. We will optimize the capacity of social networks to transform. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our ability to unleash. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to drive wirelessly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? We constantly deploy synergistic structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with new web services? Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be efficient? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We usually deliver short-term users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless systems and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to seize holistically than to grow seamlessly. We will monetize the term "global". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to target compellingly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We will deploy the term "one-to-one". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C social networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.