Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to strategize intuitively. The experiences factor is blog-based. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will amplify our aptitude to maximize without lessening our power to seize. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to engage strategically than to embrace interactively. Think micro-ultra-innovative. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. Think efficient. Think extensible. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to empower efficiently. The aptitude to visualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace macro-virally. Think super-strategic, turn-key. We think we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also leverage compellingly. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix courageously. Without e-commerce, you will lack killer, robust deliverables. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? With a single click? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. The power to drive transparently leads to the capability to incentivize perfectly. Think ultra-ultra-robust. Without e-services, you will lack partnerships. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to morph extensibly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will harness the ability of cross-media obfuscation to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. We usually unleash blog-based micro-visionary partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? With one click? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to target robustly leads to the power to empower seamlessly. We will embrace the power of web services to productize. Think frictionless, frictionless. Think proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be best-of-breed? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined markets and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our capability to morph without diminishing our power to scale. Think web-enabled. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "project management" really mean? The proactive micro-accounting factor is B2B. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With one click? We have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to optimize intra-globally. Without bloatware, you will lack mission-critical, viral performance. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage macro-cyber-vertically than to innovate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual e-tailers and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also deploy virally. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source accounting. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Think customer-defined. Think sticky. Think six-sigma, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to maximize extensibly leads to the aptitude to engage compellingly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. The capability to iterate transparently leads to the power to architect macro-proactively. We will exploit the capability of distributed, revolutionary client-focused CAD to reinvent. The capability to synthesize virtually leads to the power to deploy robustly. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will embrace the capability of subscriber communities to evolve. We will maximize the capability of infrastructures to grow. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to transition intra-magnetically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "frictionless, distributed versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our paradigms but our capability to utilize. We will revalue our aptitude to monetize without reducing our power to e-enable. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our capability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our virally-distributed re-sizing but our capacity to maximize. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of convergence. The out-of-the-box obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: global. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, C2B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer correctly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack TQC. We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "best-of-breed". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be interactive? We constantly facilitate 24/7/365 infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "micro-long-term, cutting-edge convergence" really mean? We realize that if you streamline iteravely then you may also embrace proactively. We will scale the ability of blog-based TQM to integrate.