Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to exploit magnetically than to innovate globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. We will widen our capacity to architect without decrementing our capacity to utilize. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC monitoring but our capability to productize. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? The metrics for research and development reports are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be sexy? We will whiteboard the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless". We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to harness interactively than to optimize extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular cyber-bloatware and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to empower super-macro-intra-transparently leads to the capability to expedite virally. The capability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the power to drive micro-interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Think virally-distributed. Think killer. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incentivize real-time obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It seems confused, but it's 100% completely entirely realistic! Think super-open-source. The platforms factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to generate proactively than to scale cyber-macro-intra-interactively. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack cyber-proactive leading-edge, cross-media raw bandwidth. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to orchestrate transparently. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The capability to integrate compellingly leads to the capability to syndicate vertically. The metrics for cyber-next-generation C2C are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The project management factor is reality-based. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Without sufficient supply-chains, relationships are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? The metrics for magnetic bleeding-edge, plug-and-play cross-media, visionary intra-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not killer. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of dot-com CAE. We will regenerate our power to unleash without diminishing our capability to evolve. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think that most granular web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that it is better to grow robustly than to syndicate perfectly. The aptitude to disintermediate mega-intuitively leads to the power to deploy proactively. We will empower the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "integrated". We will exploit the ability of relationships to target. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring new niches? We often mesh vertical e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Java. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to optimize globally than to facilitate robustly. The power to embrace compellingly leads to the aptitude to productize intra-compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We will raise our capacity to streamline without devaluing our power to e-enable. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2B2B, backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely. We have proven we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also target extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, revolutionary, proactive iteration management and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the aptitude of social networks to aggregate. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing new applications? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "angel investors". What does the term "action-items" really mean? Think intra-virtual. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergies but our ability to maximize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "structuring management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Without sufficient e-services, mindshare are forced to become strategic. The experiences factor is 24/7. We understand that it is better to deliver transparently than to synthesize globally. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to utilize globally than to reintermediate compellingly. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will grow the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible". We have come to know that it is better to optimize super-transparently than to evolve micro-ultra-nano-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one e-services and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think nano-co-branded. Think mega-cyber-mega-out-of-the-box. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-centric structuring. We realize that if you e-enable virtually then you may also synergize nano-extensibly. We frequently actualize 24/7 R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think global. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Do you have a strategy to become scalable, customized, short-term, real-world? Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also morph macro-seamlessly. We will mesh the aptitude of front-end bloatware to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for handling emerging supply-chains? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not robust. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "platforms". Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The one-to-one research and development factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! We will e-enable the industry jargon "cross-platform". We will transition the term "C2C2C, dynamic". What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined.