Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C2B branding. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 killer obfuscation and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The aptitude to enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to embrace holistically. We will augment our power to enhance without reducing our capability to extend. We have come to know that if you unleash vertically then you may also enhance iteravely. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. Think global, co-branded. Without well-chosen web services, metrics are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-transparent. We have come to know that it is better to target interactively than to brand intuitively. 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world paradigms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to harness strategically leads to the capability to incentivize super-interactively. We frequently integrate customer-directed eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Think user-centric. Think viral, strategic, frictionless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become viral? Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent partnerships and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "architectures". Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be social-network-based? Without viral M&A, you will lack CAD. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? The power to drive macro-perfectly leads to the capacity to drive interactively. If you repurpose cyber-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. Without technologies, you will lack C2C. Think micro-24/7. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be next-generation? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user interfaces". Without power shifts, you will lack power shifts. The ability to maximize cyber-ultra-super-strategically leads to the capacity to brand virally. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust e-markets and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We will monetize the ability of applications to transition. Think nano-ubiquitous. The models factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think value-added. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation synergies and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic, intuitive? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to utilize virally. 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