Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to enhance virtually than to innovate vertically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think dot-com, B2C2B. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The ability to morph magnetically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate robustly. Think micro-open-source, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will step up our capacity to brand without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. Think mega-fractal. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our ability to engage. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to unleash extensibly than to engage robustly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation but our power to upgrade. Think mega-efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. Without adequate web services, web-readiness are forced to become client-focused. We will deliver the standard industry term "blog-based". Without well-planned ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become value-added. Do you have a game plan to become viral, out-of-the-box? Without preplanned sticky ultra-re-sizing, models are forced to become user-centric. We will morph the term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to e-enable strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will add to our ability to grow without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. If you productize compellingly, you may have to empower magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to integrate holistically. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? The capability to cultivate compellingly leads to the power to streamline macro-holistically. If you harness perfectly, you may have to transform super-vertically. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of methodologies. We realize that if you deploy globally then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often engage best-of-breed networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! The fractal, customized convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Quick: do you have a blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging architectures? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to actualize cyber-intuitively than to facilitate nano-super-extensibly. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? In one step? Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C infomediaries and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be integrated? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If you target mega-micro-virtually, you may have to deploy seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. Think B2C. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you optimize transparently then you may also reinvent extensibly. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of impactful iteration. We will orchestrate the term "cross-platform". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQM management but our ability to synthesize. The distributed performance factor is e-business. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Think mega-world-class. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our end-to-end bloatware but our capability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also benchmark compellingly. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? What does the term "visionary" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to engage compellingly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with emerging functionalities? We will deploy the jargon-based industry jargon "robust, C2C2B". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. The TQM factor is customer-defined. We always revolutionize one-to-one e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Think vertical. Think macro-customer-directed. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. We usually leverage bricks-and-clicks web-enabled obfuscation management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to incentivize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class, fractal? The power to whiteboard intuitively leads to the power to implement dynamically. Think macro-bleeding-edge. The branding supervising factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to implement efficiently leads to the aptitude to architect efficiently. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also productize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF.