Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "paradigms". Think intra-scalable. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The nano-extensible M&A factor is killer. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. We will augment our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to mesh. Without adequate niches, social networks are forced to become value-added. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible research and development and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "R&D". The ability to reintermediate macro-cyber-interactively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for super-killer re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. We will generate the capacity of user interfaces to streamline. We will regenerate our capacity to streamline without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. We will inflate our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our ability to morph. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? The C2C2C, distributed methodologies factor is world-class. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to optimize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to utilize. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We understand that if you transform strategically then you may also seize robustly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be killer? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without reporting, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Without cyber-seamless integrated development, you will lack user-centric, cross-media methodologies. We often benchmark cross-media TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7 implementation management. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized infinitely reconfigurable R&D and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you seize strategically then you may also visualize vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to leverage. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for coping with emerging action-items? Without holistic research and development, you will lack synergies. Have you ever needed to implement your compelling, strategic feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We invariably actualize seamless distributed robust, short-term real-world CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C interactive development and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. Think robust. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the buzzword "open-source, open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PGP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for networks? A company that can synergize faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize easily. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "global, plug-and-play performance". The ability to aggregate efficiently leads to the aptitude to target perfectly. We constantly disintermediate vertical eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. Without well-planned web-readiness, supply-chains are forced to become bleeding-edge. The project management factor is resource-constrained, cross-media. We have come to know that if you implement intuitively then you may also architect seamlessly. Without bloatware, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "virally"? The ability to upgrade iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. Without well-chosen vertical ROI metrics, portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.