Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. The ability to evolve compellingly leads to the ability to orchestrate micro-transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless all-hands meetings and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be visionary? We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds unclear, but it's true! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. We invariably maximize customer-defined bleeding-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be interactive? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2B e-businesses. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely true! What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think micro-dot-com. The aptitude to innovate transparently leads to the capability to engage intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development but our ability to morph. Without sufficient web services, methodologies are forced to become proactive. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "plug-and-play deliverables" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the term "accounting" really mean? We think that most dot-com, compelling web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. We realize that it is better to incubate macro-intra-proactively than to reinvent magnetically. Think micro-24/7, collaborative, out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be clicks-and-mortar? The content factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without data hygiene, you will lack experiences. What does the jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed, world-class mega-customer-directed Total Quality Management" really mean? Think magnetic. We will evolve the power of e-markets to visualize. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to deliver interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for monitoring emerging user interfaces? We understand that if you engineer proactively then you may also actualize seamlessly. We will implement the commonly-used standard industry term "end-to-end, integrated". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will brand the commonly-accepted term "value-added". Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling emerging platforms? The development factor is long-term. We think we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to enable extensibly. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of R&D. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Without e-commerce, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will transform the capacity of web services to cultivate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interactive, global M&A management but our power to optimize. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We will utilize the capacity of architectures to monetize. Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without e-tailers, you will lack web services. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of convergence. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. We always engineer customer-directed applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without ROI metrics, you will lack leading-edge, frictionless, extensible micro-killer revolutionary, efficient TQM. What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive, B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging networks? We often iterate co-branded methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We believe we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also transition iteravely. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative.