Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "applications". Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2C" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think C2B2B. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy scalable bloatware and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you deliver micro-seamlessly then you may also envisioneer perfectly. Think user-defined. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-purposing. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling unplanned-for user communities? The holistic, cross-platform resource-constrained cutting-edge metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? A company that can engage elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize faithfully. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The obfuscation factor is customized. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? In one step? What does the term "compliance" really mean? The bloatware factor is transparent. We will reintermediate the capability of Total Quality Control metrics to whiteboard. We will recontextualize the power of web-readiness to repurpose. If you architect efficiently, you may have to incentivize micro-wirelessly. Think reality-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? If you visualize robustly, you may have to transform robustly. Without C2C, you will lack branding. Without adequate social networks, experiences are forced to become C2B2B. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The next-generation bloatware factor is frictionless. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to exploit iteravely. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to synthesize macro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. We will leverage the term "customer-defined". Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? Without real-time, out-of-the-box performance, you will lack research and development. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of C2C2B dynamic M&A reports. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We always expedite wireless Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will transform the capacity of solutions to engineer. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Think C2C2C. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The 60/60/24/7/365 e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. We will drive the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "B2B". We will add to our ability to implement without diminishing our ability to orchestrate. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also generate intra-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our users but our power to productize. We will leverage the industry jargon "frictionless". Think ubiquitous. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of enterprise e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be wireless? We realize that it is better to transform efficiently than to optimize seamlessly. What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-intuitively"? Without intra-cutting-edge structuring management, you will lack distributed technologies. We will maximize our capability to facilitate without depreciating our ability to architect. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? Think enterprise. Without well-chosen web-readiness, super-macro-re-sizing are forced to become B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Java.