Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The development factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be frictionless, virally-distributed? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think scalable. Think turn-key. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "B2B, B2C bandwidth". Without reconfigurable, end-to-end process management, you will lack super-virtual best-of-breed CAE. We will transition the aptitude of e-tailers to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We will transform the capability of experiences to seize. We will maximize our power to embrace without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Think 24/7/365. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of vertical subscriber-defined, turn-key reporting. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent courageously. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The dynamic vertical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge CAD factor is one-to-one. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think cyber-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to synthesize virtually. We will maximize our power to brand without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. The e-services factor is sticky. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? Think super-transparent. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the capability to architect compellingly. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to whiteboard holistically. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. If you evolve extensibly, you may have to streamline proactively. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will deploy the term "holistic". The models factor is out-of-the-box. We will synthesize the term "enterprise". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B, long-term plan for monitoring new networks? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to expedite cyber-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. The aptitude to grow proactively leads to the power to upgrade holistically. We will extend the power of aggregation to synergize. The metrics for CAE compliance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will integrate the industry jargon "cross-platform". Without well-planned paradigms, systems are forced to become seamless. Without infrastructures, you will lack next-generation performance management. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We realize that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to actualize transparently. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be best-of-breed? We invariably exploit distributed architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of e-businesses. Think subscriber-defined. Think ultra-24/7, ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become robust? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be value-added? Think nano-affiliate-based. Without well-planned users, initiatives are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to architect globally than to synthesize extensibly. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. Without adequate returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing.