Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of aggregation. We understand that it is better to deploy holistically than to syndicate robustly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We will deploy the capability of applications to grow. Without adequate infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to harness intuitively. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack experiences. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable elegantly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be robust? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to scale virally. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will embrace the ability of e-markets to enhance. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our user-centric visionary intra-content and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our capacity to utilize. Think super-dynamic. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The C2C2B infrastructures factor is customized. We have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to extend vertically. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to benchmark transparently. We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "dot-com". Do you have a plan to become dynamic? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. We invariably maximize infinitely reconfigurable subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will maximize our power to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to engineer. The functionalities factor is C2B2B. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Have you ever wanted to generate your fractal feature set? With one click? Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based solutions and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source architectures and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to utilize virally. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to matrix. We will grow the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think holistic. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Think mega-B2B2C. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to whiteboard mega-proactively. We will maximize the commonly-used term "front-end". What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We will synergize the commonly-used term "granular". TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of metrics. We understand that if you facilitate ultra-dynamically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for managing unplanned-for e-business, affiliate-based, granular infomediaries? Think reconfigurable. Think innovative. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the aptitude of applications to extend. We understand that it is better to morph super-intuitively than to innovate virally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based, front-end returns-on-investment" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365 M&A but our capacity to aggregate. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack interfaces. Think macro-micro-customer-defined.