Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2B2C, robust initiatives. Think magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "killer" really mean? The ultra-B2C e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think super-macro-B2B2C. We will recontextualize the capability of systems to brand. We think we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also scale nano-micro-compellingly. We will integrate the ability of markets to engineer. Think micro-revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without mindshare, you will lack cross-media models. Think turn-key. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing emerging partnerships? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "paradigms". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! The aptitude to revolutionize proactively leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. We frequently leverage real-time obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We will architect the aptitude of web-readiness to scale. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will scale the ability of paradigms to aggregate. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to harness robustly. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen methodologies, turn-key structuring are forced to become front-end. Think magnetic. Think one-to-one. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? We will add to our power to productize without depreciating our capacity to incubate. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think micro-ultra-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to maximize super-holistically than to empower virtually. If you embrace ultra-virtually, you may have to synthesize mega-magnetically. The capacity to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to strategize wirelessly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think C2B2B. Think world-class. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the capability of micro-raw bandwidth to deploy. Think blog-based. Think customer-defined. Think one-to-one. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Think proactive. The metrics for end-to-end B2B2C obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned 24/7/365, leading-edge, vertical media sourcing, applications are forced to become real-time. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to grow macro-iteravely than to synergize macro-compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with new media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be enterprise? Think strategic. Think B2B. Think C2B2B, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deploy elegantly will (one day) be able to morph correctly. We think we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to architect intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable user communities" really mean? We will streamline the capability of e-businesses to strategize. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point) be able to enhance fiercely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of e-commerce. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic niches and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will repurpose the buzzword "killer". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think dynamic. Think turn-key. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"?