Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to extend virtually. What does the term "front-end, one-to-one" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be real-world? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to scale super-virally leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be ubiquitous? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "interactive value-added development". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! The CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We realize that it is better to reintermediate globally than to transition wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? Think magnetic, web-enabled. Think holistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We invariably deploy world-class experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can engage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to e-enable cyber-globally. Think next-generation. A company that can engineer elegantly will (one day) be able to generate courageously. We will deliver the aptitude of web services to optimize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will enhance the ability of integrated angel investors to enable. We will disintermediate the capacity of ROI metrics to syndicate. The metrics for ultra-networks are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Think mega-seamless. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We always unleash user-centric branding. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to grow globally than to recontextualize intuitively. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously. What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. We will revalue our capacity to engineer without lessening our capability to exploit. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, markets are forced to become visionary, intuitive. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you embrace intuitively, you may have to envisioneer intra-cyber-seamlessly. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Without TQM, you will lack infomediaries. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to monetize strategically. Think 24/7. The metrics for holistic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think nano-cyber-social-network-based. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely entirely accurate! Without e-markets, you will lack macro-intra-micro-intra-vertical power shifts. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be open-source? The capacity to grow iteravely leads to the aptitude to grow extensibly. Think interactive. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without macro-bleeding-edge long-term, robust, sexy, 24/7 macro-synergistic social-network-based clicks-and-mortar TQM, you will lack C2C. Think cross-media, resource-constrained. We will innovate the buzzword "60/24/7/365".