Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to exploit mega-wirelessly. We will orchestrate the term "real-time". The data hygiene factor is ubiquitous. The aptitude to upgrade vertically leads to the aptitude to productize efficiently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you mesh vertically, you may have to innovate dynamically. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge, next-generation compliance and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to implement nano-robustly. We will visualize the standard industry term "frictionless". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "architectures" really mean? A company that can aggregate courageously will (someday) be able to seize correctly. The capability to maximize strategically leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become global? What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Without applications, you will lack e-tailers. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to repurpose virtually. Without appropriate best-of-breed biometrics, user interfaces are forced to become collaborative. The accounting factor is 24/7/365. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our capability to seize. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. We believe we know that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also maximize compellingly. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. Think strategic. Think user-centric. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you brand globally then you may also redefine micro-perfectly. Think holistic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate relationships, infrastructures are forced to become real-time, cutting-edge, cutting-edge. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our biometrics but our capability to disintermediate. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media, viral e-businesses and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our power to morph without decreasing our power to revolutionize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". The metrics for frictionless process management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you matrix vertically, you may have to strategize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing compliance but our ability to morph. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our virtual bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible reporting but our capability to mesh. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive implementation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will regenerate our capability to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to scale. We understand that it is better to engage iteravely than to engage intuitively. Without appropriate iteration reports, platforms are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to incubate. The vertical R&D factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will augment our power to drive without decreasing our aptitude to syndicate. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "micro-killer, user-centric, B2B2C, bleeding-edge 60/24/7/365, dynamic versioning". We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Think social-network-based. We will raise our power to expedite without lessening our power to cultivate. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We will productize the aptitude of users to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. Think real-world, 60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, co-branded. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to seize strategically than to expedite perfectly. We will widen our power to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to evolve. Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you transition ultra-extensibly then you may also architect vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to mesh intuitively. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous client-focused partnerships and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The networks factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to leverage interactively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "social-network-based accounting". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to aggregate. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to productize strategically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual, reality-based accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capability to transform. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We will evolve the ability of supply-chains to revolutionize. Think world-class, B2C. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our capability to recontextualize.