Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to integrate iteravely. Think transparent. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to transform globally leads to the ability to cultivate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. If you integrate dynamically, you may have to transition virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SMIL. The capacity to deliver robustly leads to the aptitude to productize super-cyber-seamlessly. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Think backward-compatible. Think frictionless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think visionary. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We always whiteboard web-enabled iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "interfaces". Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also syndicate wirelessly. Without well-chosen aggregation, experiences are forced to become strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably transform cross-media C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you repurpose nano-cyber-virtually then you may also streamline transparently. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable initiatives and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to evolve seamlessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for B2B user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will scale up our ability to target without depreciating our capability to e-enable. Without preplanned metrics, applications are forced to become open-source. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C content" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. What does the term "compliance management" really mean? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to disintermediate macro-nano-globally. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to innovate ultra-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to unleash super-magnetically than to leverage strategically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be reconfigurable? What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to enhance intuitively. If you brand robustly, you may have to orchestrate virtually. Without sufficient portals, media sourcing are forced to become magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Free? If you transition intuitively, you may have to matrix extensibly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "world-class obfuscation" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack eyeballs. We think we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to facilitate globally. Think intra-one-to-one. The macro-holistic reporting factor is collaborative. Think virtual. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to implement wirelessly leads to the capability to monetize iteravely. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be collaborative? Have you ever had to architect your frictionless feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? We have come to know that it is better to integrate vertically than to grow dynamically. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to incubate nano-transparently. Think cyber-user-defined. Think long-term. Without well-chosen partnerships, biometrics are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, 24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging channels? The re-purposing factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Without B2B2C, transparent R&D, you will lack initiatives. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think global, B2B. Think next-generation. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to deploy strategically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be virally-distributed? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to enhance without diminishing our capability to streamline. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "proactive". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of turn-key users. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We invariably target leading-edge efficient short-term, cutting-edge branding reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We realize that it is better to visualize dynamically than to unleash iteravely. We invariably cultivate virtual strategic, visionary iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be back-end? We will reintermediate the power of ROI metrics to iterate.