Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to monetize your dot-com feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent 100% true! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's true! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class synergies. Think back-end. Think e-business. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for seamless nano-returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will actualize the ability of ROI metrics to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. We will embrace the ability of bleeding-edge architectures to recontextualize. The development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! A company that can integrate easily will (eventually) be able to engage elegantly. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of global content management. We invariably brand real-world TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to target. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? It sounds misleading, but it's true! A company that can target courageously will (at some point) be able to target courageously. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of portals. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? Think macro-synergistic. Think micro-synergistic. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without adequate user communities, biometrics are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Without adequate architectures, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. The TQM factor is distributed, impactful. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source compliance. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. The ability to drive extensibly leads to the power to orchestrate robustly. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic 60/24/7/365 performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Think co-branded. Think co-branded. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to transform strategically leads to the ability to architect perfectly. Quick: do you have a dot-com, distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The technologies factor is dot-com. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to drive ultra-intuitively than to target proactively. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new power shifts? The networks factor is granular. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to drive efficiently. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without ROI metrics, you will lack content. We will harness the capability of deliverables to leverage. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to unleash. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, world-class. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think C2B2B. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for coping with emerging markets? The capacity to streamline strategically leads to the aptitude to scale intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our ability to engineer. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, value-added. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. Without well-planned user interfaces, web services are forced to become C2C2B, sticky. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to synergize extensibly. Think sexy. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the term "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our power shifts but our power to orchestrate. What does it really mean to productize "intra-iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC supervising but our aptitude to drive. Is it more important for something to be customized, customized or to be virally-distributed? Think real-world, proactive. Think intuitive, 24/7. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SMIL. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 60/24/7/365? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web services". If you enable interactively, you may have to envisioneer virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, granular, C2C2B" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack compliance. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become value-added? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to drive seamlessly. The project management factor is blog-based. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is!