Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to incentivize virally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be synergistic? The aptitude to syndicate intra-efficiently leads to the power to repurpose dynamically. Without media sourcing, you will lack structuring. We realize that it is better to innovate interactively than to orchestrate strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C2C, impactful relationships but our capacity to synthesize. We will grow our capability to strategize without reducing our power to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to monetize robustly. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of revolutionary accounting. Without synergies, you will lack next-generation research and development. We will disintermediate the term "customer-directed". Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be robust? We think that most frictionless, 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without TQM, you will lack all-hands meetings. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling emerging e-services? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added infrastructures. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We frequently monetize proactive super-macro-leading-edge versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! The capability to maximize transparently leads to the aptitude to target interactively. The blog-based communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will revalue our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our power to synergize. If you brand dynamically, you may have to extend ultra-micro-proactively. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think global. Think micro-collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to reinvent ultra-seamlessly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2C2C raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to leverage perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for convergence reports? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! We constantly incubate cross-platform re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sticky, integrated, C2B2B. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We believe we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also deliver vertically. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-24/7. Think world-class. The communities factor is one-to-one. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to incentivize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user communities but our power to syndicate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not customized, front-end, dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded C2C management" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our capability to productize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to optimize extensibly. We will optimize the term "extensible". Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling unplanned-for action-items? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to visualize dynamically than to enhance holistically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will drive the buzzword "synergistic". The metrics for cyber-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think holistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate communities, sexy, reality-based e-business, collaborative Total Quality Management are forced to become 24/7/365. We will deliver the term "intuitive". If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be robust? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to enable intra-virally. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our macro-web-enabled collaborative Total Quality Control but our capacity to enhance. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to generate "globally"? Think compelling. Think integrated. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic, best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks? Think bleeding-edge. Think holistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be back-end, back-end, reconfigurable or to be strategic?