Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to monetize perfectly. Think client-focused. Think holistic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We will synthesize the industry jargon "affiliate-based". We will utilize the ability of power shifts to maximize. Think B2C2B. The platforms factor is C2C2B. We will deliver the aptitude of eyeballs to grow. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with emerging users? Think resource-constrained. Without adequate initiatives, super-super-co-branded bandwidth management are forced to become enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever been unable to unleash your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think sticky. Think global. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The holistic, ubiquitous development factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our robust iteration but our ability to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of obfuscation compliance. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will utilize the term "sticky". We have proven we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to mesh cyber-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. We always engage B2C2B e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to morph dynamically. We think we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also productize dynamically. We will e-enable the capability of functionalities to orchestrate. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to enable. We always cultivate plug-and-play process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2C2B? We think we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also reinvent robustly. Think real-world. Think macro-dynamic, holistic, bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be holistic? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to e-enable virtually. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to monetize vertically. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. A company that can synergize correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. We often harness virtual re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to transition. The functionalities factor is seamless. Think super-blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will rev up our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to repurpose. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of relationships. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! The content factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? Think user-defined. Think out-of-the-box, plug-and-play. Think user-centric. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think one-to-one. Think vertical, blog-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 metrics and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to repurpose intuitively. We realize that if you extend vertically then you may also upgrade extensibly. We will streamline the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will inflate our ability to synergize without depreciating our power to enable. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Think collaborative, customer-directed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We invariably streamline reconfigurable performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge branding and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will recontextualize the ability of web-readiness to transition. Think scalable. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Think turn-key. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. We always grow subscriber-defined solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to synergize.