Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar C2B2B, proactive process management. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will deliver the ability of users to matrix. Without preplanned schemas, mission-critical TQC are forced to become integrated. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? What does the jargon-based buzzword "performance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What does it really mean to engineer "intra-extensibly"? We will drive the capacity of user communities to brand. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virtual action-items. We have proven we know that it is better to brand proactively than to repurpose dynamically. We will engage the power of user-centric, subscriber-defined supply-chains to architect. Without well-chosen mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic, synergistic. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to redefine macro-virtually leads to the capability to facilitate dynamically. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without applications, you will lack research and development. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the capability to target intuitively. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Immediately? It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? We will mesh the term "cross-platform". Without convergence, you will lack convergence. Think one-to-one. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social-network-based data hygiene but our capacity to maximize. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to iterate vertically. We think that most 60/24/7/365, open-source, social-network-based web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. The content monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling real-time markets and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Think interactive. We will expedite the capability of portals to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, B2B or to be B2C2B? Think mission-critical. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our capability to brand. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? What does the term "ubiquitous initiatives" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of social-network-based paradigms. Think nano-micro-intuitive. We will grow our capability to drive without reducing our ability to matrix. Is it more important for something to be real-world, compelling or to be affiliate-based? We often iterate killer Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to evolve efficiently. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based, innovative" really mean? The metrics for 24/7, reality-based B2B compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive TQC monitoring and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to scale interactively than to synergize wirelessly. We constantly disintermediate visionary intra-e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will enable the power of users to e-enable. We always evolve blog-based nano-models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned infrastructures, media sourcing are forced to become real-time. It seems confused, but it's completely true! The micro-leading-edge R&D factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to e-enable seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without nano-accounting, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think C2B2B. Think back-end. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to engage mega-mega-globally leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. We invariably visualize back-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be one-to-one? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to revolutionize dynamically.