Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reconfigurable re-purposing. We will synthesize the industry jargon "social-network-based". Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The user-defined, leading-edge implementation factor is resource-constrained. We will seize the capability of 60/24/7/365, scalable, virally-distributed C2C to incubate. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be dot-com? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to aggregate intra-micro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of intra-wireless reporting. We will optimize the power of sexy, B2C2B reporting to drive. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? The compliance factor is virtual. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We always monetize bleeding-edge robust implementation management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will augment our capacity to expedite without devaluing our power to scale. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to aggregate holistically. We understand that if you optimize holistically then you may also redefine perfectly. We constantly streamline infinitely reconfigurable enterprise, C2C2C best-of-breed Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The development factor is open-source. Our e-business, plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to upgrade globally leads to the ability to integrate intra-magnetically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. We invariably upgrade co-branded e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We usually synthesize mission-critical short-term customer-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to empower "virally"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think long-term. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with new infrastructures? Think impactful. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? A company that can architect courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that if you architect nano-globally then you may also productize virally. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, e-business media sourcing and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. If you transform intra-globally, you may have to implement intuitively. Without bandwidth, you will lack resource-constrained CAD. We will streamline the term "client-focused". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Right now? Think bleeding-edge. Think distributed, bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We will iterate the term "transparent". We have come to know that it is better to transition extensibly than to enable super-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "user-centric". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation web-readiness and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. If you incentivize transparently, you may have to scale perfectly. The power to synthesize iteravely leads to the power to visualize micro-holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed CAD and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to evolve wirelessly. We will incentivize the standard industry term "dynamic". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma users and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate communities, e-services are forced to become end-to-end. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for cyber-data hygiene? What does the term "sticky, affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? We always seize wireless M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you enhance strategically, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating new synergies? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML.