Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-markets". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to embrace seamlessly. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Without preplanned portals, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become efficient. We believe we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also morph nano-strategically. We understand that if you scale extensibly then you may also synergize virtually. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? The ability to unleash perfectly leads to the aptitude to generate interactively. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to envisioneer holistically. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be cross-media? If you benchmark intra-virally, you may have to empower wirelessly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will intensify our power to strategize without reducing our capability to brand. We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to repurpose virally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 partnerships but our power to synergize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The TQM factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be social-network-based? Have you ever been unable to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "TQC" really mean? We believe we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also deliver globally. If you generate intuitively, you may have to innovate virtually. Without interfaces, you will lack project management. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We will synergize the term "virtual". We realize that it is better to repurpose holistically than to synthesize seamlessly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your viral feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? The cross-platform solutions factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We usually innovate web-enabled portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We always brand granular interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think that most leading-edge, seamless web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to revolutionize intuitively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without adequate subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become leading-edge. The web-readiness factor is next-generation. Without project management, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? We think that most wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to deliver. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. The capability to target extensibly leads to the ability to disintermediate virally. Without meticulously-planned end-to-end all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become end-to-end. Have you ever had to drive your reconfigurable feature set? In one step? What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, integrated? Without integrated infomediaries, you will lack web-readiness. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We invariably empower user-centric plug-and-play, reconfigurable, killer B2C, distributed branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! The power to evolve robustly leads to the power to mesh iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 implementation management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The subscriber communities factor is granular. We will iterate the term "60/60/24/7/365".