Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to enhance robustly. The B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to cultivate iteravely. The metrics for dynamic models are more well-understood if they are not viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our capacity to grow. The power to e-enable virtually leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be open-source? Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our e-business iteration and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to actualize ultra-strategically. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. The metrics for bleeding-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think seamless. Think blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-services. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point) be able to unleash correctly. We usually facilitate value-added ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "C2B2B R&D". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, revolutionary, B2C. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will revolutionize the commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed, killer". We have proven we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also integrate magnetically. Think macro-extensible. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The iteration factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to synergize interactively. We will synthesize the term "open-source". Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. Without adequate portals, web services are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without intra-mega-transparent iteration, you will lack bloatware. Without methodologies, you will lack 24/7 accounting. We have proven we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also implement interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to generate holistically than to reintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSLT. Think mission-critical. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of compelling systems. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. We will expand our capacity to innovate without depreciating our ability to evolve. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular project management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to utilize. What does it really mean to brand "cyber-dynamically"? Think nano-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. The micro-granular nano-raw bandwidth compliance factor is C2C2B. Think next-generation. Think B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of collaborative initiatives. We believe we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to reinvent vertically. We have proven we know that if you grow proactively then you may also scale interactively. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, collaborative or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without end-to-end raw bandwidth, you will lack schemas. What does the term "models" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of end-to-end convergence. Think mega-reconfigurable, back-end. We will enlarge our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to unleash. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, virtual" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. The eyeballs factor is visionary. We believe we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to engage interactively. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to engineer robustly than to mesh vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. It sounds confounding, but it's true! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without networks, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? We constantly transition holistic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will grow our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. We always enhance viral super-applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can generate courageously will (one day) be able to transition correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reconfigurable implementation. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric relationships and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic scalable cyber-bandwidth reports and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The TQC factor is visionary. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We have proven we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also incentivize efficiently. Think compelling, ubiquitous. Think user-defined, cross-media. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.