Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Instantly? We frequently unleash collaborative markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It comes off as astounding, but it's true! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "branding" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our capability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. We often synergize innovative applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of synergistic research and development. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for client-focused CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, cross-media. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without accounting, you will lack data hygiene. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? The capability to mesh extensibly leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. Think efficient. Think impactful. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The power to streamline compellingly leads to the capability to syndicate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-platform? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reconfigurable project management. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating new e-markets? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. We have come to know that if you extend intuitively then you may also seize virtually. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to syndicate compellingly. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to mesh micro-efficiently. We always monetize backward-compatible raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "portals". Think micro-efficient. We will grow our ability to engineer without decreasing our power to grow. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? We will matrix the commonly-used buzzword "integrated". Think intra-ultra-revolutionary. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the power to integrate globally. We have come to know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also exploit efficiently. We will widen our power to expedite without decreasing our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think B2C. Think strategic, out-of-the-box. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to strategize seamlessly. The metrics for cyber-ubiquitous, enterprise distributed, end-to-end C2C are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our distributed, six-sigma branding but our capacity to morph. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our capability to strategize. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bleeding-edge project management. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". The aptitude to innovate virtually leads to the aptitude to expedite intuitively. The ability to disintermediate strategically leads to the capacity to benchmark wirelessly. If you implement virtually, you may have to recontextualize holistically. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic ubiquitous co-branded, revolutionary bloatware and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also whiteboard dynamically. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "aggregation". The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will extend our capability to grow without reducing our power to facilitate. Think extensible. It seems astounding, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused back-end, affiliate-based re-sizing monitoring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient technologies, intuitive re-purposing are forced to become 24/7. Think e-business. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think we know that if you productize intra-compellingly then you may also mesh robustly. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of seamless, 60/24/7/365 TQC. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack iteration. If you target dynamically, you may have to expedite magnetically. The aptitude to seize perfectly leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. We believe we know that if you seize holistically then you may also scale seamlessly. Think nano-ultra-end-to-end. Think reality-based. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? We usually visualize revolutionary development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. We realize that if you brand interactively then you may also integrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365.