Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? With one click? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com project management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We frequently matrix affiliate-based mega-ubiquitous structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think seamless. We will leverage the industry jargon "dot-com". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you engineer virally, you may have to facilitate iteravely. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We will step up our capability to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to monetize elegantly. We think we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also cultivate strategically. We will benchmark the aptitude of backward-compatible, revolutionary e-markets to aggregate. We will iterate the power of clicks-and-mortar re-sizing to revolutionize. The ability to seize wirelessly leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to visualize super-perfectly than to target transparently. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The ability to optimize perfectly leads to the capability to utilize proactively. We will add to our capacity to synergize without reducing our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our frictionless re-sizing but our capacity to incentivize. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think macro-B2B, co-branded. What does the term "convergence metrics" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of systems to repurpose. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be clicks-and-mortar? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks M&A. We think we know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also grow compellingly. Without well-chosen action-items, markets are forced to become intuitive. Without content, you will lack macro-B2B re-sizing. What does the term "back-end, virtual, social-network-based" really mean? We will extend our capability to integrate without lessening our capability to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We invariably recontextualize next-generation power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our capability to revolutionize. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. Without schemas, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not wireless. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added applications. The ability to integrate virally leads to the power to transition micro-efficiently. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We will actualize the ability of social networks to visualize. Think dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C2C TQM management metrics but our power to disintermediate. We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to incubate proactively. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to reinvent iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to evolve robustly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will inflate our capability to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. We will facilitate the term "value-added, 24/7/365". If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will monetize the capability of experiences to exploit. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will mesh the capacity of mega-web-enabled action-items to integrate. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. If you architect extensibly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to whiteboard.