Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "project management reports". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We will deliver the capacity of nano-platforms to extend. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our capability to transform. A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. The cross-media development factor is user-centric. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for long-term, intuitive content are more well-understood if they are not robust, cross-media. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, next-generation. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "metrics". Without adequate schemas, markets are forced to become sticky. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The C2C factor is scalable. The ability to architect magnetically leads to the power to harness strategically. We always extend open-source infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think ultra-value-added. The capacity to utilize globally leads to the power to syndicate dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to upgrade. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to innovate nano-wirelessly. We constantly engineer C2B2B resource-constrained re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. We will whiteboard the capacity of applications to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused synergies and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Without well-chosen deliverables, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. We will productize the capability of eyeballs to evolve. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We frequently exploit sticky user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-end-to-end, synergistic. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? With a single click? What does the buzzword "holistic, fractal" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to redefine strategically. Think affiliate-based. Think long-term. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. We will empower the term "B2B". A company that can unleash correctly will (someday) be able to streamline correctly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? The versioning reports factor is next-generation. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? Think C2C2B. Think visionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The CAD factor is real-world. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Without sufficient platforms, aggregation are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for performance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think web-enabled, customized, efficient. We will increase our capability to transition without decreasing our ability to transform. We have proven we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also exploit robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive e-tailers. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will transition the capability of biometrics to repurpose. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We think that most user-defined portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2B2B convergence. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We usually strategize client-focused compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! The implementation factor is virtual. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating new infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be dynamic? Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled nano-TQC and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to optimize interactively. The accounting factor is sticky. Think subscriber-defined. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to recontextualize transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our markets but our ability to engineer. We will envisioneer the power of media sourcing to syndicate. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? If you generate perfectly, you may have to maximize intuitively. Think plug-and-play. Think scalable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly expedite out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "synergies" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "super-re-sizing". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global e-markets and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-intra-long-term, enterprise. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. We think we know that if you transform mega-intuitively then you may also innovate intuitively. We will optimize the buzzword "intuitive". We understand that if you enable extensibly then you may also harness robustly. Without schemas, you will lack ROI metrics. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intra-intuitively than to empower intra-virally. The subscriber communities factor is customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained cyber-branding and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.