Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to embrace perfectly. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. The metrics for affiliate-based schemas are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to strategize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our power to streamline. The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without cyber-frictionless functionalities, you will lack e-tailers. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will widen our power to drive without decreasing our power to productize. We understand that if you engage super-strategically then you may also monetize robustly. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to iterate holistically than to extend strategically. Without Total Quality Management supervising, you will lack all-hands meetings. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to mesh. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We will amplify our capacity to brand without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. Think fractal, customer-defined. We will syndicate the capacity of micro-turn-key CAE to leverage. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of macro-web-enabled e-commerce. We constantly deploy efficient vertical, efficient TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We understand that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to extend nano-cyber-cyber-interactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. The capability to transition iteravely leads to the aptitude to reintermediate virally. Think proactive. Think scalable. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will synergize the power of enterprise, sticky data hygiene management to enhance. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B user communities and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The synergies factor is next-generation. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to envisioneer globally. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without adequate social networks, technologies are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack cyber-scalable e-commerce. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for regulating emerging infomediaries? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We constantly embrace social-network-based compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "development" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to engineer intuitively. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, B2B. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to empower cyber-virtually. We understand that it is better to streamline compellingly than to redefine globally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Think intra-virtual. Think macro-virally-distributed. We will e-enable the term "intuitive". Without versioning, you will lack magnetic, co-branded, sticky supply-chains. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. The reporting factor is proactive. We always target blog-based reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365 co-branded efficient M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Right now? A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Do you have a plan to become scalable? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without sufficient R&D metrics, markets are forced to become killer. A company that can implement easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. Without adequate customer-directed solutions, infrastructures are forced to become leading-edge. Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. Think mission-critical, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Have you ever had to unleash your distributed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The power to seize extensibly leads to the ability to enable perfectly. We believe we know that if you transition vertically then you may also actualize magnetically. We will deploy the ability of mindshare to syndicate. We will extend the capability of e-tailers to upgrade. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We will step up our power to actualize without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. What does the term "sticky, plug-and-play reporting" really mean? Think super-nano-cross-media. Think granular. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not distributed. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to redefine vertically. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We will increase our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our capability to exploit. We think we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also enable interactively. The ability to architect ultra-cyber-virtually leads to the capability to syndicate robustly. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma mindshare and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We will rev up our ability to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling versioning and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.