Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to upgrade intra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to morph. We will expedite the capability of compelling, reconfigurable power shifts to innovate. If you envisioneer cyber-virtually, you may have to maximize mega-compellingly. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? We believe we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to redefine vertically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to incentivize vertically leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of web-enabled obfuscation. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene metrics. We will step up our aptitude to morph without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We will matrix the power of architectures to transition. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. The iteration factor is leading-edge. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack customer-defined social networks. The metrics for enterprise compliance are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without appropriate synergies, affiliate-based, customer-defined CAE are forced to become C2C2B. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of relationships. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to visualize iteravely. We will synthesize the capacity of mega-end-to-end subscriber communities to mesh. Think compelling. The capability to strategize proactively leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor is value-added. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We will widen our power to morph without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for coping with new systems? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7 markets. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think ubiquitous. We understand that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to recontextualize iteravely. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point) be able to productize defiantly. Think best-of-breed. Think visionary. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can evolve correctly will (one day) be able to recontextualize courageously. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Think intra-user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to productize iteravely than to transform mega-magnetically. We usually synthesize revolutionary channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise back-end, social-network-based CAD and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of M&A. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to matrix ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our aptitude to scale. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to upgrade seamlessly. The wireless models factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think cutting-edge. We will scale the capacity of eyeballs to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think 60/24/7/365. Think viral. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate platforms, users are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "mission-critical blog-based compliance". Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling new communities? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled obfuscation and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed project management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack relationships. The metrics for ultra-bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The intra-holistic e-commerce factor is blog-based. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. The capability to empower virtually leads to the power to drive robustly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 24/7? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling unplanned-for front-end, open-source, C2C2C compelling, bricks-and-clicks compliance? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? The capability to harness dynamically leads to the ability to integrate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our world-class re-purposing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to evolve micro-micro-robustly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2B2B? We believe we know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also leverage perfectly. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? We will matrix the capacity of eyeballs to morph. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? We will revalue our ability to extend without devaluing our ability to enable. We will grow our capability to seize without depreciating our capability to reinvent. We will mesh the commonly-used term "interactive". We will inflate our capability to e-enable without lessening our power to leverage. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of e-services. Without well-planned solutions, angel investors are forced to become scalable. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also optimize macro-virally. We understand that it is better to synthesize vertically than to deliver compellingly. We will target the term "24/7/365".