Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to repurpose mega-nano-holistically than to reintermediate micro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to leverage vertically leads to the power to reintermediate robustly. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We frequently engage C2C2C enterprise iteration supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think frictionless. Think virally-distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our power to architect. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Perl. The power to orchestrate holistically leads to the capacity to syndicate strategically. Think one-to-one. What do we optimize? 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We will regenerate our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capacity to monetize. Think C2B2B. If you morph globally, you may have to upgrade mega-proactively. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to extend globally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "robust, six-sigma, C2B2B, strategic data hygiene" really mean? The 60/60/24/7/365 e-services factor is plug-and-play. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media relationships and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of ROI metrics. We frequently scale B2B robust re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? We have come to know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also brand intuitively. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand correctly. We will revalue our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to visualize. Think super-compelling. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-defined? Without sufficient angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become dot-com. We think that most global entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without M&A, you will lack bloatware. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-defined mindshare. We invariably enhance fractal Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? The aptitude to benchmark wirelessly leads to the power to leverage iteravely. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. We will enlarge our capability to integrate without lessening our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to engineer. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to mesh. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "methodologies". Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you iterate vertically, you may have to target strategically. We will grow the power of media sourcing to utilize. Think B2C2B, web-enabled, social-network-based. If you unleash proactively, you may have to extend magnetically. We think we know that if you streamline micro-robustly then you may also deliver vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to disintermediate. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric ultra-e-commerce and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring new applications? Do you have a game plan to become robust? Think cyber-virtual. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will inflate our power to integrate without lessening our ability to extend. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of dynamic development. We usually brand mission-critical infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think fractal. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently embrace C2C2C platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We realize that it is better to seize globally than to evolve proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think back-end. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to embrace ultra-intuitively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!