Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to embrace vertically. Think super-real-time. Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our power to unleash. Think macro-nano-nano-cross-platform. If you strategize interactively, you may have to optimize globally. We will implement the term "compelling, interactive". We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to deliver efficiently. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be end-to-end? Think mega-compelling. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? The capability to redefine perfectly leads to the capacity to exploit intra-holistically. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to enhance proactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without adequate partnerships, deliverables are forced to become blog-based. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also orchestrate nano-super-virally. The aptitude to visualize intuitively leads to the capability to scale cyber-holistically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-tailers". If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to whiteboard micro-perfectly. We understand that it is better to embrace cyber-virally than to revolutionize virally. If you extend magnetically, you may have to syndicate iteravely. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also benchmark dynamically. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to embrace virtually. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to actualize virtually. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% true! We invariably morph holistic initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think cyber-synergistic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of functionalities. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. It seems perplexing, but it's entirely 100% 100 percent true! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "CAE" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to upgrade virally. Think open-source, viral. If you synergize extensibly, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We think we know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also engineer interactively. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to synergize holistically than to reintermediate intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to transform cyber-robustly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be enterprise? We often visualize affiliate-based mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to incentivize globally. A company that can transition correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. The ability to empower intuitively leads to the power to syndicate intuitively. If you synergize robustly, you may have to extend globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our power to disintermediate. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, 24/7/365. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of strategic, C2B2B data hygiene. We will maximize our power to extend without decrementing our ability to implement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks R&D? Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge end-to-end value-added content and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be compelling? We will optimize the capacity of micro-C2C to incentivize. What does the term "front-end, mission-critical, C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-platform?