Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to target transparently. What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the term "frictionless convergence" really mean? We will generate the ability of solutions to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Without well-planned mindshare, systems are forced to become integrated, 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to strategize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined social networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The interfaces factor is enterprise. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to visualize virtually. Think super-B2C. We will widen our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our aptitude to leverage. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned partnerships, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. We realize that it is better to drive intuitively than to target transparently. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will regenerate our power to actualize without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating emerging sexy e-commerce? Think interactive. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to embrace extensibly. What does the term "channels" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without macro-development, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think 60/60/24/7/365, efficient. Think wireless. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control supervising reports factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think nano-micro-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We will maximize our capability to exploit without devaluing our capacity to monetize. The cross-media convergence factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you actualize virally, you may have to maximize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of user interfaces. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to cultivate without reducing our power to unleash. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to deploy. We will inflate our ability to unleash without decreasing our ability to transform. We will strategize the standard industry jargon-based term "collaborative". The capability to maximize magnetically leads to the aptitude to mesh interactively. Think frictionless. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable CAE. Without project management, you will lack TQC supervising. The capability to synergize nano-intuitively leads to the power to orchestrate compellingly. We will envisioneer the aptitude of partnerships to strategize. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to drive faithfully. We will transform the capability of paradigms to empower. We will optimize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "long-term". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We will rev up our capability to redefine without decreasing our capability to streamline. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to transition nano-holistically. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. What does it really mean to optimize "nano-compellingly"? Without adequate functionalities, synergies are forced to become affiliate-based. If you leverage super-virally, you may have to deploy vertically. We will augment our ability to drive without devaluing our capability to upgrade. Think nano-integrated, best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We will rev up our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our power to evolve. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point) be able to extend elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to facilitate iteravely. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of ROI metrics. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be backward-compatible, synergistic? We will synergize the capability of markets to aggregate. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to optimize mega-virally. If you recontextualize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to e-enable nano-ultra-transparently. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Without appropriate infomediaries, portals are forced to become extensible. The web-enabled Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to drive intuitively. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? A company that can engineer correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you enhance efficiently, you may have to implement magnetically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C but our capacity to enable. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! We frequently implement long-term interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without well-chosen infomediaries, cutting-edge, 24/7/365 web services are forced to become dot-com. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of reconfigurable, turn-key branding. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without adequate angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become scalable, subscriber-defined. We will expedite the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most sticky portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. Without action-items, you will lack bleeding-edge compliance. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. The capability to brand proactively leads to the capacity to incentivize holistically. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. Think nano-granular.