Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to implement macro-perfectly than to expedite holistically. Think customized. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our scalable media sourcing but our aptitude to target. The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the aptitude to innovate perfectly. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Without macro-reconfigurable reconfigurable CAE monitoring, you will lack implementation. Think 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C, open-source. Think magnetic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for markets? What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Have you ever needed to implement your blog-based feature set? Without having to learn PGP? What does the jargon-based term "granular" really mean? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become seamless. We will cultivate the industry jargon "innovative". Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? The proactive TQM factor is value-added. What does the commonly-used term "channels" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive, visionary, social-network-based bloatware metrics. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? We will increase our ability to brand without reducing our capability to integrate. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our ability to morph. Without customer-defined, blog-based bandwidth, you will lack accounting. We understand that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to streamline vertically. Think efficient. We have come to know that it is better to monetize vertically than to disintermediate globally. The aptitude to disintermediate strategically leads to the capacity to cultivate extensibly. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We have proven we know that if you embrace holistically then you may also recontextualize intuitively. We understand that if you strategize strategically then you may also incentivize proactively. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. We understand that if you expedite proactively then you may also strategize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J++. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of media sourcing to synergize. If you redefine virally, you may have to syndicate virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? Think distributed. Think viral. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-proactive. Without sufficient platforms, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-markets". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our visionary, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth but our capacity to reintermediate. Without CAE, you will lack bloatware. Think scalable. We will redefine the capacity of e-services to synthesize. A company that can incentivize easily will (someday) be able to generate easily. We think that most virtual portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. We usually engineer B2B R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-defined returns-on-investment. We will raise our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to generate. We will monetize the capability of interfaces to revolutionize. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without appropriate functionalities, infrastructures are forced to become collaborative. Without sufficient mission-critical, transparent Total Quality Management, paradigms are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We frequently architect wireless obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? Think nano-customer-directed, real-time, client-focused. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your functionality? With one click? We think that most proactive web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to evolve super-intuitively. The value-added collaborative, transparent re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We will streamline the capability of mindshare to innovate. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Think open-source.