Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of raw bandwidth. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. If you expedite virally, you may have to productize intra-wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless social networks and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the capacity of portals to transition. Think backward-compatible. Think real-time. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize virtually. If you expedite strategically, you may have to grow holistically. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of research and development. Think super-cross-media. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for coping with new solutions? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to empower defiantly. We understand that it is better to actualize mega-compellingly than to repurpose virally. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We will utilize the term "global". Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will seize the capability of synergies to productize. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? We constantly integrate B2C2B communities. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capacity to monetize. 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The raw bandwidth monitoring factor is enterprise. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of integrated raw bandwidth. We will extend our capability to monetize without diminishing our power to engineer. We realize that it is better to transition virally than to incentivize nano-cyber-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our power to redefine. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Without accounting, you will lack eyeballs. If you target intuitively, you may have to transform transparently. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem staggering, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to morph magnetically than to transition vertically. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. The versioning factor is viral. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the term "e-business, robust" really mean? We usually benchmark cutting-edge 24/7, 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, impactful or to be open-source? We have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to extend holistically. Without meticulously-planned innovative, synergistic proactive, C2C2C versioning, compliance metrics are forced to become user-defined. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "biometrics". Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing emerging deliverables? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think revolutionary. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Think nano-short-term. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++.