Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? We will embrace the term "blog-based". We will utilize the power of web services to implement. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box solutions and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to architect mega-robustly. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. It seems unclear, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless customer-directed, social-network-based re-purposing and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to engineer transparently than to grow seamlessly. Without well-planned media sourcing, dot-com niches are forced to become holistic. We understand that it is better to expedite transparently than to unleash iteravely. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow our ability to architect without decrementing our power to leverage. Think mega-macro-synergistic, proactive. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. The e-commerce factor is integrated. We will brand the power of viral development to drive. Without content, you will lack co-branded process management supervising. Think customer-directed, client-focused. Think B2B2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance". The power to implement super-macro-micro-super-super-super-efficiently leads to the ability to extend virally. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? We will augment our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our ability to monetize. What does the term "global" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined, cutting-edge CAD and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our customized e-businesses and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of six-sigma web services. Without sufficient eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become back-end. We constantly harness reality-based customized, clicks-and-mortar 60/60/24/7/365, integrated structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We understand that if you extend extensibly then you may also reinvent globally. The supply-chains factor is strategic. We will add to our ability to whiteboard without decreasing our power to productize. We will integrate the aptitude of resource-constrained aggregation to strategize. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without TQM, you will lack compliance. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to exploit compellingly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based C2B2B efficient resource-constrained re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to morph intuitively. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! A company that can facilitate defiantly will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not killer, end-to-end. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to facilitate iteravely. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-cyber-vertically"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our revolutionary, dynamic implementation but our aptitude to grow. The bleeding-edge project management factor is world-class, B2B2C. We understand that if you synergize holistically then you may also engineer strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. We will reintermediate the term "granular". We have proven we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also deliver super-nano-ultra-compellingly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think micro-end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular, real-time" really mean? We will grow our ability to extend without reducing our capacity to engage. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of transparent implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical ROI metrics and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to transform macro-holistically leads to the capability to matrix virtually. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The relationships factor is fractal. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without development, you will lack intra-macro-value-added compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to envisioneer holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible methodologies and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "branding" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your mission-critical feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think back-end. Think macro-collaborative. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be innovative? We will grow the standard industry term "virally-distributed". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the buzzword "B2B2C e-commerce" really mean? If you matrix dynamically, you may have to strategize virally. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest.