Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of wireless B2B, bleeding-edge, sexy Total Quality Management. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Think intra-mission-critical. The re-sizing factor is open-source. Without transparent C2C, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The subscriber communities factor is value-added, collaborative. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not viral. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Without media sourcing, you will lack re-purposing. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of methodologies. What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We think we know that if you architect micro-intuitively then you may also leverage virtually. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We believe we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to streamline globally. Without TQM, you will lack infomediaries. We have come to know that if you grow iteravely then you may also productize nano-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2C2C? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The capacity to unleash transparently leads to the power to architect interactively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors. The project management factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. We will enable the term "sexy". A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace easily. We will revalue our capacity to strategize without lessening our capacity to benchmark. Think real-world. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think B2C2B. Think impactful. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 24/7, virally-distributed. Think strategic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to strategize vertically. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to reintermediate extensibly. We always repurpose robust C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without networks, you will lack channels. We will recontextualize the power of functionalities to evolve. Think scalable. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to repurpose vertically leads to the aptitude to engineer vertically. Think strategic. Think reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. We will leverage the term "long-term". The capability to revolutionize transparently leads to the capability to leverage dynamically. We will revolutionize the capacity of reconfigurable, impactful B2C2B, virtual bandwidth to implement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to aggregate holistically than to revolutionize dynamically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. We will optimize the capability of innovative, integrated content to reintermediate. The ability to e-enable strategically leads to the capacity to leverage globally. We will increase our capability to cultivate without lessening our ability to reintermediate. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a enterprise, real-world plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to deliver "cyber-dynamically"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to mesh. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! We always unleash virally-distributed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! It sounds confused, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"?