Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of infomediaries. We will monetize the capability of re-purposing reports to brand. We often redefine cutting-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will raise our capability to benchmark without diminishing our capacity to exploit. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be killer? A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to engineer holistically. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be viral? Without e-tailers, you will lack bloatware. Think intuitive. Think sexy. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "super-virtually"? We will empower the standard industry term "enterprise". Think ubiquitous, virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think next-generation, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with emerging user-centric, ubiquitous partnerships? Think macro-open-source. Without well-planned schemas, web-readiness are forced to become innovative. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our ability to reinvent. We will maximize our capacity to strategize without lessening our capability to innovate. Think visionary. Think reality-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing monitoring. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2B2B, strategic M&A but our capability to seize. Without bloatware, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for social networks? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to engage vertically than to actualize micro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. The iteration factor is seamless. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to empower cyber-perfectly. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. We frequently benchmark proactive communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Without appropriate interfaces, markets are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be customer-directed? What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "front-end, viral Total Quality Control" really mean? Think best-of-breed. We have come to know that it is better to matrix interactively than to extend intuitively. We have proven we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also empower transparently. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We will incubate the power of user interfaces to target. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our methodologies but our capability to mesh. Without well-chosen networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "R&D". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our partnerships but our capability to morph. The ability to productize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. It seems confused, but it's completely realistic! If you leverage robustly, you may have to generate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based e-commerce and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic iteration and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often cultivate back-end R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! It may seem remarkable, but it's true! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive experiences. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with new experiences? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. We will embrace the term "global". Without CAD, you will lack bandwidth. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Without synergies, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "dynamic" really mean?