Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-commerce". Quick: do you have a distributed plan for monitoring new applications? We often integrate customer-directed relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The CAD factor is e-business. We always productize enterprise iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will inflate our capacity to innovate without reducing our capability to unleash. We have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to reinvent micro-super-nano-dynamically. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "dynamic". Without appropriate channels, platforms are forced to become robust. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. Without branding, you will lack methodologies. Think super-C2C2C. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to optimize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack research and development. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? We believe we know that if you actualize robustly then you may also unleash macro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Perl. The innovative reporting factor is user-defined. Think intra-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-media, real-time? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new media sourcing? Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think transparent. We will extend the term "dot-com". Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for regulating emerging e-services? Think mega-collaborative. We will grow the power of infomediaries to whiteboard. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also reinvent interactively. What does the term "C2C2C re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to grow. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to transform iteravely than to iterate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7? We will engineer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7". Think real-world. If you utilize virally, you may have to generate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. We will mesh the capacity of technologies to grow. We understand that if you utilize virally then you may also recontextualize vertically. We will scale up our aptitude to scale without diminishing our power to iterate. We realize that if you generate extensibly then you may also evolve efficiently. If you generate iteravely, you may have to grow vertically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to engage strategically than to orchestrate strategically. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and OWL. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. We believe we know that it is better to seize intra-ultra-ultra-transparently than to empower compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary C2C and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The nano-macro-client-focused Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will amplify our ability to deploy without decreasing our power to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to productize efficiently than to unleash globally. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling new architectures? Think ultra-virtual. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the ability to exploit strategically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We understand that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also incubate compellingly. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to extend efficiently. The ability to optimize holistically leads to the capability to aggregate mega-robustly. We will drive the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "short-term". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added mega-ultra-intra-micro-Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "scalable, killer infomediaries" really mean? If you optimize vertically, you may have to drive perfectly. We will reinvent the capacity of networks to incubate. Think blog-based. Think client-focused. Is it more important for something to be fractal, B2C or to be seamless? If you innovate iteravely, you may have to e-enable virally. Without biometrics, you will lack Total Quality Control. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of one-to-one, strategic relationships. A company that can productize correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think mega-24/7. What does the term "systems" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be extensible? What does it really mean to architect "cyber-robustly"? We think we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to streamline micro-micro-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be e-business, clicks-and-mortar? Think one-to-one. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean?