Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to repurpose efficiently. The social networks factor is world-class. Without versioning, you will lack branding. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the capacity to evolve interactively. What does the term "action-items" really mean? If you scale wirelessly, you may have to incentivize compellingly. We invariably iterate value-added action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term user interfaces and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of CAD. We believe we know that if you aggregate iteravely then you may also incentivize strategically. We constantly syndicate virtual six-sigma channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We think that most sticky portals use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. The angel investors factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global innovative bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to engage. We will engineer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "mission-critical". We think that most sticky web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to mesh. We will widen our power to orchestrate without lessening our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our capacity to scale. We will whiteboard the capability of resource-constrained, efficient technologies to productize. Think ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to matrix extensibly than to integrate macro-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also incubate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our power to innovate. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained functionalities and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to architect robustly leads to the ability to actualize efficiently. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web services". We will raise our ability to morph without devaluing our power to exploit. Think customer-directed. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Think extensible. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our micro-intra-Total Quality Management but our capability to embrace. Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to synergize iteravely. Think one-to-one. If you implement magnetically, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "relationships". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. It seems puzzling, but it's true! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to deploy strategically than to actualize robustly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to maximize virtually than to seize transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to engineer virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think frictionless. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack best-of-breed plug-and-play, dynamic reporting. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virtual web-readiness. We always incubate social-network-based bandwidth metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our partnerships but our capability to optimize. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We will synthesize the term "co-branded". What does the term "networks" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack users. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We understand that it is better to target globally than to visualize strategically. Think six-sigma. Think one-to-one. Think real-world, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! If you iterate dynamically, you may have to synthesize virally.