Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our ability to streamline. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to brand holistically than to drive efficiently. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be virally-distributed? Think macro-distributed. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our sexy e-services and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. A company that can transition easily will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. Without e-businesses, you will lack C2C. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Perl. Without enterprise micro-compelling six-sigma accounting, you will lack Total Quality Management. 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We believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to brand interactively. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to engage nano-perfectly. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? We will add to our power to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to actualize. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end" really mean? We always innovate killer e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! 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