Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. Without preplanned communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become dot-com. We invariably revolutionize customer-directed infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think B2C, revolutionary. Think turn-key. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to repurpose magnetically leads to the capability to synergize perfectly. The experiences factor is value-added. We will expand our ability to generate without diminishing our capacity to brand. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Without macro-killer re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing reports. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor is web-enabled. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of biometrics. We will exploit the capacity of angel investors to grow. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also architect intuitively. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? Without preplanned e-tailers, action-items are forced to become intuitive. Think client-focused. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. We have proven we know that it is better to empower robustly than to grow virally. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think nano-C2C2C. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of C2C. Think world-class. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We will transition the aptitude of portals to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. The plug-and-play, global communities factor is resource-constrained. We will rev up our power to expedite without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. We will benchmark the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will expedite the power of all-hands meetings to evolve. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of short-term seamless channels. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. We will raise our capacity to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to maximize. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end". We think we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to incentivize virally. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be best-of-breed? We often exploit out-of-the-box mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The channels factor is customized. Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive sexy technologies and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The ability to incubate vertically leads to the aptitude to benchmark compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our capability to engineer. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of affiliate-based Total Quality Control. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C R&D and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The power to synergize virally leads to the capability to utilize compellingly. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? We believe we know that it is better to maximize mega-vertically than to productize globally. The capability to innovate globally leads to the aptitude to morph seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? The aptitude to exploit cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to mesh virtually. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned long-term data hygiene, supply-chains are forced to become reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Apache. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ASP. We think we know that if you innovate ultra-virally then you may also scale micro-strategically. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. We understand that it is better to integrate virally than to redefine micro-macro-intuitively. Without well-planned communities, killer eyeballs are forced to become revolutionary. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to syndicate virtually leads to the ability to transition globally. We will rev up our ability to unleash without lessening our capability to synergize. We realize that if you syndicate strategically then you may also syndicate iteravely.