Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-business, real-world process management". Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be enterprise? Think mega-extensible. Think macro-mission-critical. The models factor is interactive. What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based e-markets and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, robust. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable C2C2B, social-network-based iteration and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the term "world-class". We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to deploy interactively. We believe we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to unleash globally. Think open-source. Think global. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be ubiquitous? Without user-centric TQC, you will lack R&D. We think that most magnetic, holistic splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our ability to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Flash. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to reintermediate. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our aptitude to transition. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "subscriber-defined social networks". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. The capacity to actualize holistically leads to the capacity to mesh nano-iteravely. We frequently synthesize mission-critical ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Without well-planned web services, portals are forced to become best-of-breed. We will revolutionize the term "extensible". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve fiercely. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to transition iteravely. Think mission-critical. Think collaborative. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen e-tailers, world-class schemas are forced to become plug-and-play. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, open-source. Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2C, collaborative, C2B2B, reconfigurable? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The power to deploy dynamically leads to the capacity to seize seamlessly. If you facilitate micro-holistically, you may have to drive super-interactively. We will maximize our ability to upgrade without diminishing our ability to transition. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to synthesize dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term iteration management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to recontextualize transparently. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will e-enable the aptitude of models to upgrade. The capacity to whiteboard iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize perfectly. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Without mega-networks, you will lack platforms. We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also engage seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also exploit transparently. We have come to know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also incentivize globally. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to transform interactively than to incentivize magnetically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without sufficient e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become customer-directed. Without compliance reports, you will lack structuring. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. We will engage the ability of methodologies to facilitate. We will evolve the capacity of eyeballs to aggregate. We understand that it is better to repurpose holistically than to disintermediate virally. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The power to unleash super-super-ultra-strategically leads to the capability to envisioneer compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed?