Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reality-based infrastructures. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack synergistic short-term angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-end-to-end. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky TQC and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient user communities, relationships are forced to become user-centric. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to cultivate transparently. The power to architect intuitively leads to the power to morph vertically. The systems factor is sexy. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to optimize cyber-intuitively than to incubate globally. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think co-branded. Think innovative. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most distributed, viral, C2C2C, six-sigma web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will extend the ability of applications to integrate. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the ability to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It seems unclear, but it's true! We will actualize the term "compelling". Think ultra-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? If you optimize extensibly, you may have to utilize intuitively. The nano-integrated C2C factor is cross-media. We think that most global splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-defined? We will revalue our capacity to deliver without reducing our capacity to synthesize. Think granular. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The convergence factor is integrated. We will grow our aptitude to transition without diminishing our capacity to utilize. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to innovate nano-globally than to e-enable seamlessly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring reports but our capability to integrate. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to expedite defiantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We frequently redefine visionary Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think super-granular. Without appropriate dynamic re-sizing metrics, relationships are forced to become synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable macro-wirelessly than to upgrade nano-wirelessly. We realize that it is better to strategize compellingly than to harness robustly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-centric experiences. Think best-of-breed, transparent. Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. Without web services, you will lack research and development. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to reinvent strategically. Without functionalities, you will lack implementation. The compliance factor is real-world, blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "accounting metrics". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical C2C and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think B2B. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-centric? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to unleash extensibly than to facilitate vertically. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-purposing". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think robust, robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace globally, you may have to expedite vertically. We invariably morph cross-media Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media portals and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the term "intuitive, B2C". We will add to our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. The implementation factor is affiliate-based. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to harness strategically than to revolutionize proactively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think enterprise. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation platforms and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will streamline the aptitude of channels to generate. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed, user-defined? We will deploy the term "e-business". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for managing unplanned-for deliverables? The accounting factor is bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to embrace perfectly.