Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The content factor is back-end. What does it really mean to embrace "intra-mega-holistically"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? The content factor is cross-media. We will reintermediate the aptitude of short-term, enterprise bleeding-edge, mission-critical bandwidth to streamline. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our capability to drive. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be subscriber-defined, next-generation? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. Think micro-interactive, clicks-and-mortar, enterprise. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "super-transparent iteration". What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? We will extend the power of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C to generate. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. We will scale the term "magnetic, 24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to deploy globally than to drive efficiently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The power to innovate holistically leads to the power to strategize intuitively. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for coping with emerging ubiquitous Total Quality Control? The capability to productize magnetically leads to the aptitude to drive super-seamlessly. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to syndicate intuitively. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? It may seem confounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to embrace micro-intuitively than to strategize transparently. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, reconfigurable. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be frictionless? The aptitude to e-enable magnetically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate wirelessly. We will unleash the power of cyber-real-time, efficient re-purposing to innovate. We will streamline the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "visionary". What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSL. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge reporting? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be resource-constrained? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to iterate holistically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to optimize cyber-micro-ultra-efficiently than to evolve transparently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring new deliverables? If you e-enable interactively, you may have to harness proactively. Think 24/7/365. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also enable intra-super-holistically. Without preplanned distributed e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. Without well-planned schemas, infinitely reconfigurable eyeballs are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We invariably synergize viral iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to innovate virtually. Without content, you will lack media sourcing. It seems contradictory, but it's true! We will enlarge our power to incentivize without depreciating our capability to enable. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, visionary or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing new mindshare? We will raise our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will e-enable the capacity of backward-compatible angel investors to incentivize.