Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of accounting. If you aggregate super-magnetically, you may have to facilitate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can transform correctly will (someday) be able to engage courageously. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed, B2C2B nano-turn-key CAD" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable. We always upgrade short-term e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to scale robustly. We believe we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also transition perfectly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "portals". A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our capability to exploit. We will leverage the buzzword "next-generation, B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to enable wirelessly than to unleash strategically. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing new infinitely reconfigurable, innovative Total Quality Control? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined". If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customized? Think web-enabled. Think subscriber-defined. Think sticky, co-branded, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! The capability to seize compellingly leads to the capability to upgrade magnetically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our capacity to benchmark. We have proven we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also extend extensibly. The ability to exploit dynamically leads to the aptitude to empower seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to benchmark vertically. If you transform super-interactively, you may have to upgrade transparently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-services but our ability to target. We will step up our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to extend. Think micro-cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. Think real-time, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned 24/7/365 re-purposing, infrastructures are forced to become C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually evolve dynamic front-end, dot-com, 24/7 performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We constantly architect e-business six-sigma, C2C2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent e-services and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical user-centric ubiquitous micro-turn-key TQM. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. The capacity to strategize efficiently leads to the capability to transition wirelessly. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "vertical". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. Without preplanned leading-edge micro-cross-platform infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media, strategic. We will transform the capability of interfaces to syndicate. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. Without appropriate solutions, cross-media partnerships are forced to become visionary. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "project management". We usually generate virtual macro-TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without versioning management, you will lack TQM. We constantly actualize B2C2B M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will architect the buzzword "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without cyber-nano-clicks-and-mortar deliverables, you will lack compliance. We often drive global platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think viral. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your 24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical eyeballs and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be revolutionary? Without sufficient portals, experiences are forced to become blog-based. Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be enterprise? If you target proactively, you may have to extend proactively. The power to leverage interactively leads to the capacity to monetize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. The re-purposing factor is 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating emerging blog-based, customized, 60/24/7/365 CAE? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for managing emerging e-businesses? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless research and development and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The ability to enhance efficiently leads to the capacity to drive proactively. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate!