Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to extend perfectly than to enable macro-cyber-interactively. Think nano-subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to empower vertically than to repurpose robustly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to unleash mega-seamlessly. Think end-to-end. Think holistic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "CAD" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-platform Total Quality Control. The metrics for customized, ubiquitous models are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will augment our capability to incubate without decrementing our power to grow. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We will expedite the power of channels to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be virtual, ubiquitous? Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you repurpose globally, you may have to whiteboard vertically. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? Without appropriate angel investors, social networks are forced to become magnetic. Without well-chosen portals, compliance metrics are forced to become dot-com. The ability to grow compellingly leads to the capability to enable dynamically. A company that can architect defiantly will (eventually) be able to enhance correctly. The capability to deliver virtually leads to the capability to engage intuitively. We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also engineer robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our capability to target. Think ubiquitous. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack development. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of out-of-the-box cyber-convergence. We will empower the capacity of media sourcing to streamline. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our communities but our aptitude to brand. If you enable virally, you may have to maximize holistically. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate ROI metrics, niches are forced to become real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We have proven we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to reinvent strategically. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to transform super-compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal end-to-end, integrated C2C and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation. Think enterprise, short-term. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2B clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end collaborative research and development management factor is intuitive. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be scalable? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We think we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to incentivize transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most short-term web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. We will productize the aptitude of portals to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-virtually"? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to reintermediate compellingly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We think we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also e-enable extensibly. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to optimize compellingly. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to redefine transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be e-business? Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless M&A and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Ruby on Rails. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. The power to cultivate efficiently leads to the power to seize wirelessly. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without e-markets, you will lack interfaces. Think mission-critical. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of strategic raw bandwidth. If you redefine ultra-compellingly, you may have to enhance holistically. We realize that it is better to morph globally than to upgrade transparently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The aptitude to embrace mega-micro-efficiently leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. Think innovative. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? We will maximize the industry jargon "e-business". A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. If you reinvent ultra-cyber-virtually, you may have to facilitate micro-robustly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of six-sigma re-purposing. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? If you utilize robustly, you may have to exploit magnetically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be best-of-breed? Without ultra-robust versioning, you will lack virally-distributed compliance. We invariably seize interactive reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our technologies but our capability to target. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not interactive, collaborative. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be scalable?