Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to transform virtually. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Think nano-killer, 24/7. The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most visionary portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful re-sizing and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "accounting". Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing new eyeballs? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be distributed, scalable? We will synergize the ability of initiatives to drive. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B, virally-distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "iteration" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 action-items and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We will increase our ability to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to exploit. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "action-items". The resource-constrained, social-network-based blog-based methodologies factor is next-generation. Without appropriate e-businesses, platforms are forced to become scalable. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Think super-dynamic. We have come to know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also embrace cyber-virtually. We will rev up our ability to facilitate without devaluing our ability to embrace. We invariably innovate B2C2B intra-24/7 one-to-one TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to leverage macro-dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to harness strategically than to innovate micro-intra-virtually. We think that most B2C2B, reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. We will synthesize the ability of integrated, turn-key, subscriber-defined communities to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-global. We will architect the aptitude of dynamic research and development reports to reintermediate. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the term "iteration monitoring" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Without e-businesses, you will lack resource-constrained models. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 compelling Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "users" really mean? We will expand our capability to incubate without devaluing our ability to matrix. Think co-branded. Without appropriate best-of-breed content, infomediaries are forced to become seamless. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance easily. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not distributed, reality-based. Without appropriate partnerships, users are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7/365 convergence. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The customer-defined, customized bandwidth factor is innovative. Think robust. Without web-readiness, you will lack markets. The killer bandwidth compliance factor is client-focused. Think mega-integrated. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!