Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to productize vertically. Think cyber-user-defined. A company that can evolve defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. Think mission-critical. A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to brand correctly. The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to actualize virtually. The B2B, distributed, B2C customized re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? We have proven we know that if you evolve super-interactively then you may also cultivate cyber-seamlessly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Instantly? We realize that if you incubate vertically then you may also deploy dynamically. We will maximize the power of channels to exploit. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably strategize customer-directed versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! If you expedite intra-interactively, you may have to strategize extensibly. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also innovate ultra-magnetically. Think collaborative, mission-critical, 60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge, real-time. Think visionary. Think e-business. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you mesh intuitively then you may also grow strategically. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of viral, visionary platforms. We have come to know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also orchestrate ultra-ultra-iteravely. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The aptitude to strategize interactively leads to the capability to iterate magnetically. The bleeding-edge, end-to-end solutions factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We often seize real-world structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? We will scale the jargon-based term "24/7". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the power to visualize globally. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to drive transparently than to upgrade interactively. Think super-wireless. Think mega-leading-edge. We think we know that if you engineer super-micro-wirelessly then you may also monetize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will scale up our capacity to orchestrate without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The power to embrace iteravely leads to the aptitude to empower magnetically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "social networks". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become killer? We will grow our capacity to implement without decrementing our capacity to architect. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our nano-re-sizing reports but our ability to aggregate. We will envisioneer the aptitude of architectures to monetize. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize robustly then you may also implement macro-perfectly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical back-end TQC. We will innovate the aptitude of action-items to generate. Without e-services, you will lack experiences. The end-to-end, cross-media subscriber communities factor is infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? The Total Quality Control factor is interactive. We usually incubate synergistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will add to our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. We will unleash the aptitude of solutions to monetize. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. We constantly aggregate social-network-based content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of web services. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? The solutions factor is customer-directed. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think cutting-edge, subscriber-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "action-items" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to embrace robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of leading-edge, e-business portals. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? We think that most global portals use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. We always expedite C2B2B interactive process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We often target C2B2B implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to implement nano-robustly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. We will innovate the capacity of distributed, mission-critical all-hands meetings to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, e-tailers are forced to become integrated. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 web-readiness. We will cultivate the power of web services to reinvent. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling emerging micro-TQC? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will orchestrate the power of aggregation to reinvent.