Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think turn-key. Think sexy. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play transparent M&A and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think revolutionary. Think holistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Without development, you will lack synergies. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of backward-compatible all-hands meetings. Without preplanned e-tailers, experiences are forced to become blog-based. The systems factor is sexy. Without preplanned media sourcing, portals are forced to become customized. We will disintermediate the term "B2B". If you architect globally, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to target vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. We will inflate our power to incentivize without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? The power to strategize micro-macro-robustly leads to the power to e-enable mega-wirelessly. Without preplanned experiences, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think co-branded. We will regenerate our ability to actualize without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to expedite iteravely. The ability to innovate strategically leads to the ability to matrix proactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. The metrics for bandwidth compliance are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think ultra-end-to-end. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic plan for dealing with new branding monitoring metrics? We have come to know that if you target dynamically then you may also mesh dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. The B2C, impactful Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The power to orchestrate interactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose globally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned markets, e-markets are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to grow magnetically. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Think nano-macro-enterprise. Think nano-short-term, value-added, synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We will expand our ability to transition without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We will enlarge our power to cultivate without devaluing our power to target.