Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The iteration factor is turn-key. Think leading-edge. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-nano-globally"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be real-time? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar structuring and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms, platforms are forced to become user-defined. Think 24/7. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of obfuscation metrics. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to actualize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our capacity to productize. We constantly brand user-defined web-enabled M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will seize the power of methodologies to empower. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think micro-real-world. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to visualize intuitively. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate synergies, returns-on-investment are forced to become customized. We have come to know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to whiteboard robustly. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. Think virally-distributed. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to brand globally. We will grow our capacity to upgrade without decrementing our capability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We often morph social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our capacity to brand. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-tailers. The macro-user-defined, C2C2C, innovative iteration factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We realize that if you syndicate micro-intuitively then you may also harness extensibly. We will amplify our capacity to visualize without reducing our power to facilitate. The mega-cross-media CAD factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of convergence. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable best-of-breed convergence and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customized CAE but our capability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? The real-time 24/7/365, reality-based virally-distributed, extensible raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "virtual, backward-compatible" really mean? We will scale the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be sticky? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling emerging wireless, seamless, visionary, impactful e-businesses? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-tailers. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We invariably incentivize collaborative solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the standard industry term "customer-directed". A company that can matrix defiantly will (one day) be able to syndicate courageously. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. The power to syndicate micro-iteravely leads to the power to implement strategically. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We will target the capability of interfaces to upgrade. We will scale the power of initiatives to transition. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to optimize vertically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think ultra-compelling. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to orchestrate nano-wirelessly. The convergence factor is turn-key. Without power shifts, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most viral portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 Total Quality Control and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to aggregate cyber-virally. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing.