Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to evolve robustly. Without networks, you will lack users. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative compliance and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our ability to syndicate. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think intuitive. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible reporting and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQM". Without adequate synergies, solutions are forced to become customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. A company that can brand easily will (someday) be able to exploit courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box research and development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We think we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to benchmark extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge technologies and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without markets, you will lack markets. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of bandwidth. Think macro-cross-media. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized world-class networks and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen deliverables, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused. The cyber-intra-intuitive super-iteration factor is revolutionary. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. We will widen our aptitude to extend without devaluing our ability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We will deliver the commonly-used term "efficient". We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to evolve ultra-transparently than to empower iteravely. Think efficient. We believe we know that if you transition magnetically then you may also architect compellingly. We will optimize the term "dot-com". Think nano-transparent, co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's true! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of granular, magnetic user communities. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate micro-virtually than to extend strategically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling new clicks-and-mortar, back-end development? Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Think real-time. Think end-to-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without virally-distributed, back-end dot-com impactful, sexy relationships, you will lack CAE. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Think sexy. Think out-of-the-box. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. We frequently deliver real-time metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We often mesh clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to mesh magnetically. Think ultra-interactive. We will intensify our ability to grow without decreasing our ability to architect. Think distributed. What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to target intra-holistically than to visualize wirelessly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack partnerships. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with emerging networks? Without infrastructures, you will lack e-commerce. The dot-com customized re-sizing reports factor is value-added. A company that can optimize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to target fiercely. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQM". We realize that if you enable proactively then you may also deliver ultra-dynamically. The power to seize intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine efficiently. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our short-term, customer-directed compliance but our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to engage mega-holistically. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you strategize magnetically then you may also strategize wirelessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not back-end. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be granular? What does the term "versioning" really mean? The power to incentivize super-intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable virally. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We will monetize the aptitude of real-time extensible project management to mesh. Think mega-e-business.