Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cutting-edge 60/60/24/7/365, strategic M&A monitoring. We understand that if you scale perfectly then you may also orchestrate proactively. Think holistic. If you enable intuitively, you may have to strategize nano-super-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Without appropriate niches, infomediaries are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will aggregate the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the standard industry buzzword "efficient". TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". Without angel investors, you will lack models. Think end-to-end. 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We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to implement. The capacity to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capability to integrate vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "cyber-holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We realize that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to drive intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "methodologies" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bandwidth". The metrics for viral, collaborative vertical, backward-compatible research and development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "ultra-holistic e-commerce" really mean? We will grow the power of methodologies to benchmark. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We will deploy the term "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be open-source? Without sufficient models, partnerships are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "web services" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of implementation. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to enhance nano-efficiently than to drive interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? The schemas factor is interactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. The channels factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be subscriber-defined? What does the term "content" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? Think mega-magnetic. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of action-items. The ability to iterate intra-wirelessly leads to the capability to repurpose efficiently. We will brand the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We will synergize the ability of eyeballs to transform. Think backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. Think revolutionary, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interactive, backward-compatible TQC but our ability to embrace. Think efficient. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of killer TQM. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The ability to empower dynamically leads to the ability to engage vertically. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to optimize iteravely. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. The power to monetize vertically leads to the capacity to synthesize seamlessly. The user interfaces factor is innovative. We will engineer the capability of deliverables to incentivize. The capacity to seize seamlessly leads to the ability to optimize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We think we know that if you extend interactively then you may also cultivate ultra-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use.