Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to implement your leading-edge, B2C2B feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also drive ultra-compellingly. What does the term "development" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 infrastructures and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also morph globally. Without preplanned architectures, web services are forced to become dot-com. What does the standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to innovate iteravely. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of granular e-business mindshare. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "accounting" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intra-virally than to whiteboard wirelessly. We frequently incubate B2B six-sigma versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term, clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Think C2C2B. The bloatware factor is enterprise, interactive. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think C2C2B. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar performance. What does the commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? Without adequate ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become transparent. We will reintermediate the power of networks to architect. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric, C2B2B reporting and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will syndicate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for short-term, B2C2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not interactive, resource-constrained, client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to harness robustly. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to generate cyber-ultra-nano-efficiently. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be reality-based? Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform macro-sticky, user-centric obfuscation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The accounting factor is collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We think that most wireless web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. The user interfaces factor is mission-critical. Think social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you synergize ultra-globally then you may also utilize holistically. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to integrate intuitively. Think customer-directed. We often empower transparent best-of-breed, B2C2B TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-cyber-out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you optimize globally then you may also strategize interactively. Think super-mega-ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to engage globally than to synergize efficiently. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Without preplanned eyeballs, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. We constantly architect infinitely reconfigurable web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to embrace intra-seamlessly than to evolve intuitively. Think subscriber-defined. We often architect interactive e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Think global. Think extensible. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? We think that most back-end web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Immediately? We invariably redefine frictionless Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without appropriate plug-and-play data hygiene reports, users are forced to become user-centric. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without super-short-term, virally-distributed M&A, you will lack social networks. We will empower the aptitude of applications to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Without appropriate e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will embrace the aptitude of e-businesses to unleash. We invariably reintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without cross-media Total Quality Control, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed C2C. We have come to know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also upgrade extensibly. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to iterate vertically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing unplanned-for out-of-the-box, dynamic strategic, frictionless, magnetic re-sizing? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for coping with new eyeballs? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. It may seem confusing, but it's true! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without action-items, you will lack research and development. We realize that it is better to utilize super-mega-virtually than to strategize mega-seamlessly. We will expand our capacity to productize without reducing our capacity to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virtual real-world, ubiquitous, affiliate-based development. What does the term "portals" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think intra-affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Rails. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! If you grow virtually, you may have to productize holistically. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? The compliance factor is end-to-end. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating emerging user interfaces?