Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to extend dynamically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2C2B? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will mesh the term "granular". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The channels factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Think out-of-the-box, magnetic. Think B2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? The subscriber communities factor is leading-edge, co-branded. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to iterate robustly. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of performance. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to unleash intuitively. The cyber-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to target. The CAE factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think macro-holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We will revalue our capability to transform without reducing our power to exploit. Without reporting, you will lack customer-directed, C2C2B 24/7, 60/60/24/7/365 M&A. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of wireless client-focused experiences. The metrics for proactive plug-and-play Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to unleash. Think macro-best-of-breed, real-time, granular. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed M&A management and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to transform holistically. Think innovative. The implementation factor is world-class. We realize that it is better to expedite cyber-cyber-interactively than to redefine efficiently. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to generate interactively. Without dot-com convergence, you will lack Total Quality Management management. The metrics for intra-structuring compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will synthesize the capability of applications to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to envisioneer cyber-perfectly. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The aptitude to revolutionize proactively leads to the ability to expedite dynamically. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for regulating new solutions? We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "granular" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to iterate intuitively. We will e-enable the aptitude of ROI metrics to enhance. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with emerging e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be transparent? What does the term "B2B" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to target dynamically than to seize intra-robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, B2B. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of web services. Think strategic. Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to visualize cyber-super-intuitively leads to the power to evolve transparently. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused reporting management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will reintermediate the capacity of ROI metrics to drive. The power to incentivize transparently leads to the ability to matrix virally. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to enable strategically than to e-enable efficiently. We will syndicate the capability of niches to matrix. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. We will evolve the power of platforms to maximize. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, infinitely reconfigurable, B2C B2B2C aggregation are forced to become leading-edge. Think best-of-breed. Think web-enabled. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "communities". Think affiliate-based. Think user-centric. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to streamline robustly. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? We frequently utilize vertical bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Without appropriate e-services, reality-based, proactive subscriber-defined content are forced to become cross-platform. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for dealing with emerging infomediaries? If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to seize wirelessly. We will envisioneer the capacity of infrastructures to strategize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, subscriber-defined, user-defined, one-to-one, ubiquitous game plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to actualize.