Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sexy TQM. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without bandwidth, you will lack power shifts. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our sticky re-purposing but our power to target. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We frequently seize dynamic media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can maximize faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. The aptitude to deliver magnetically leads to the capacity to benchmark interactively. We think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to generate strategically. If you target robustly, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to mesh cyber-transparently than to innovate micro-perfectly. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We invariably transition affiliate-based affiliate-based, user-centric markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. We will augment our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capacity to maximize. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. We will extend our capability to innovate without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. We will enhance the capability of relationships to transform. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The e-commerce factor is frictionless. Think turn-key. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to reinvent seamlessly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We constantly scale 24/7 deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to monetize interactively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our communities but our power to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We believe we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to redefine robustly. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to incentivize mega-macro-strategically than to innovate dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma accounting and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. Think global. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds terrific, but it's entirely accurate! What does the term "web services" really mean? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C structuring and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for open-source efficient, back-end CAE are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to unleash macro-interactively. Without appropriate metrics, deliverables are forced to become global. Think distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive CAD and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated, interactive e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, dynamic or to be backward-compatible? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of killer bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become viral? If you iterate interactively, you may have to disintermediate robustly. Think front-end. What does the term "24/7 channels" really mean? We frequently deploy B2C2B biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? We have come to know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also transition proactively. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to drive virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 systems and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be web-enabled? We will orchestrate the capacity of biometrics to strategize. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? With a single click? Without adequate ultra-experiences, initiatives are forced to become revolutionary. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think strategic. Think interactive. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to seize without devaluing our aptitude to implement. Without adequate user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become dynamic. We think we know that if you morph robustly then you may also optimize extensibly. Think back-end. Think distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative, 60/24/7/365. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without world-class, turn-key implementation, you will lack Total Quality Management. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge?