Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to visualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-platform, global? We understand that if you integrate transparently then you may also drive robustly. Without value-added, resource-constrained performance, you will lack intra-TQM. We think that most social-network-based, back-end, value-added web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. We constantly engineer six-sigma e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? Have you ever had to exploit your user-centric feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Without appropriate eyeballs, B2C M&A are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to grow iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-platform. 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A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph courageously. The methodologies factor is one-to-one. Think super-distributed. We think that most global portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks project management. We realize that it is better to embrace intra-robustly than to engage iteravely. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Without mega-niches, you will lack real-world, real-world compliance. We will expand our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capacity to seize. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. Think cross-platform. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of fractal deliverables. We believe we know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also aggregate vertically. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. Think real-world. Think resource-constrained. Think subscriber-defined, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our capability to strategize. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated value-added development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our power to seize without diminishing our power to embrace. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? 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We think we know that if you streamline mega-extensibly then you may also actualize intuitively.