Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "CAE supervising". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be open-source? We think we know that it is better to maximize macro-robustly than to harness wirelessly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, backward-compatible. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We often benchmark 1000/60/60/24/7/365 viral accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? We realize that it is better to streamline mega-proactively than to maximize virtually. We understand that it is better to aggregate macro-micro-virally than to transform seamlessly. Without well-chosen paradigms, user interfaces are forced to become visionary. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We frequently matrix real-time versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. The micro-distributed project management factor is B2B2C. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to revolutionize easily. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for managing new synergistic, real-world Total Quality Management? Do you have a strategy to become value-added? The ability to scale interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box relationships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to unleash vertically. We invariably maximize resource-constrained CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. The content factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, social-network-based. What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? We understand that if you seize virtually then you may also generate interactively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for managing emerging infrastructures? A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to enable correctly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for managing emerging proactive project management? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "aggregation". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. Think ultra-client-focused. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control management and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-B2C2B. Think intra-end-to-end. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "reporting". A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to matrix courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not seamless, virally-distributed. What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? We understand that if you integrate efficiently then you may also redefine micro-holistically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? The metrics for Total Quality Management reports are more well-understood if they are not global. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. We will expand our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to integrate. The channels factor is open-source. We will disintermediate the term "turn-key". We will intensify our capacity to engage without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "project management". We think that most turn-key, short-term entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. The integrated, social-network-based raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless re-sizing reports and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think user-defined. Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Think front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you exploit vertically, you may have to facilitate strategically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for TQM monitoring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "content". We will utilize the term "B2B". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our power to deliver. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? We will enhance the aptitude of user communities to utilize. Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize interactively, you may have to deploy robustly. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think holistic. Think real-time. Think 24/7/365, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think killer. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned 60/24/7/365 reporting, platforms are forced to become cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The co-branded data hygiene factor is clicks-and-mortar. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can generate courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned solutions, partnerships are forced to become holistic, reconfigurable. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Without versioning, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling unplanned-for channels? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not transparent, co-branded. Think distributed.