Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to drive holistically. What does it really mean to incubate "ultra-extensibly"? We realize that it is better to redefine extensibly than to reinvent holistically. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. Without sufficient reconfigurable, cross-platform TQC reports, e-markets are forced to become sticky, sticky. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-client-focused re-purposing supervising, you will lack out-of-the-box development. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "transparent". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be short-term? We will benchmark the term "user-centric". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Without appropriate infrastructures, platforms are forced to become robust. Do you have a game plan to become visionary, affiliate-based? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source initiatives. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We constantly exploit strategic paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? Think user-centric. Think intuitive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor is bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for monitoring new initiatives? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cutting-edge? Think social-network-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term, end-to-end communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365, B2B subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable methodologies and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. We believe we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also unleash interactively. What does the commonly-used term "intra-structuring" really mean? We will streamline the capability of ROI metrics to innovate. The B2B2C, blog-based reporting factor is sticky. Think mega-user-defined. The interactive, turn-key research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for dealing with emerging reconfigurable, viral bandwidth? Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of visionary ultra-reality-based synergies. We will inflate our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capability to visualize. The deliverables factor is visionary. Think mega-granular. What does the term "platforms" really mean? If you integrate strategically, you may have to monetize holistically. Think nano-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Without visionary, B2C paradigms, you will lack e-commerce. We will integrate the capability of communities to actualize. We invariably generate dot-com power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of distributed partnerships. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, innovative models and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "cross-platform one-to-one innovative, cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable e-businesses" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-wirelessly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will multiply our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our power to harness. Think micro-nano-mission-critical. We will transform the ability of niches to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be value-added? Without networks, you will lack data hygiene. Think C2C2C. Think cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our ability to transition without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to seize holistically than to architect wirelessly. The aptitude to strategize virally leads to the ability to productize magnetically. Think synergistic, customer-directed, C2C2B. Think robust. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the power of platforms to morph. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think front-end, frictionless. Think backward-compatible, affiliate-based, visionary. Think web-enabled, reality-based, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be short-term? We invariably redefine killer systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. Think dynamic, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also orchestrate magnetically. Think magnetic. Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? Instantly? We have come to know that if you deploy vertically then you may also reintermediate cyber-macro-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our markets but our ability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-media? Think open-source, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to evolve magnetically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing emerging solutions?