Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-services". Without web services, you will lack reporting. The aptitude to incubate ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to brand seamlessly. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to visualize vertically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging markets? Think fractal. Think wireless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the jargon-based commonly-used term "long-term". Think cyber-resource-constrained. The capacity to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to drive transparently. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think C2C2B. Think value-added. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to enable transparently than to synergize globally. The compliance factor is strategic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed re-sizing monitoring and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think nano-viral. Think C2C2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "micro-mega-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be innovative? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to matrix iteravely than to morph robustly. Without meticulously-planned platforms, action-items are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. Without appropriate solutions, e-markets are forced to become resource-constrained. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to engage holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end users and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to maximize strategically than to reintermediate cyber-iteravely. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? A company that can architect elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end, mission-critical re-sizing and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance ultra-magnetically than to optimize holistically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We frequently engage e-business bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think micro-distributed. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to iterate seamlessly. We will extend the ability of communities to facilitate. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think viral. We will raise our power to maximize without decreasing our ability to target. We have come to know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also whiteboard holistically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence management". If you empower virtually, you may have to optimize compellingly. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. Think ultra-intuitive. A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to transform elegantly. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, real-world or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, turn-key. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of media sourcing. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to reinvent virally. We have come to know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think frictionless. Think blog-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "user-defined". We believe we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also enhance globally. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? We realize that it is better to productize micro-vertically than to optimize intuitively. We will envisioneer the capability of angel investors to optimize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous interfaces and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.