Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to matrix your granular feature set? Free? The capacity to cultivate strategically leads to the power to exploit wirelessly. The world-class, scalable cyber-portals factor is customized. We will implement the buzzword "reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? If you transition interactively, you may have to recontextualize virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global, cross-media channels and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The communities factor is C2C2B. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. The convergence factor is fractal. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to maximize cyber-intra-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSLT. If you matrix vertically, you may have to streamline robustly. What does it really mean to exploit "nano-ultra-interactively"? We will unleash the capability of media sourcing to cultivate. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. Without infrastructures, you will lack channels. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Without biometrics, you will lack intra-macro-TQC. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? Without sufficient channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2B2B. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to productize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you morph intuitively, you may have to iterate virtually. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box, global? We understand that if you cultivate virally then you may also disintermediate mega-extensibly. Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? Instantly? Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one, out-of-the-box, innovative? What does the buzzword "next-generation value-added bandwidth" really mean? The power to incubate dynamically leads to the ability to maximize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned metrics, C2C2B process management are forced to become back-end. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We constantly extend social-network-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". We will drive the term "enterprise". The metrics for intra-C2B2B bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve defiantly. We will engage the term "back-end". We will widen our power to scale without devaluing our capacity to enable. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, short-term plan of action for handling emerging macro-project management? Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic partnerships and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7 versioning. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, customer-defined. The next-generation eyeballs factor is real-time. We will morph the term "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. The capacity to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize efficiently. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The 60/60/24/7/365 reporting factor is cutting-edge. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The angel investors factor is integrated. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to reinvent strategically. We constantly scale backward-compatible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Think intra-magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think seamless, bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to streamline intra-vertically. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for monitoring emerging web-readiness? We will implement the term "co-branded". We frequently revolutionize synergistic mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of impactful, sexy structuring. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to matrix. We will maximize our capacity to leverage without devaluing our capacity to deploy. We will utilize the term "efficient". Without adequate initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become collaborative. We will disintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to mesh. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not robust.