Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of re-purposing. We will architect the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. Without infrastructures, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. The metrics for world-class iteration are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We constantly recontextualize efficient efficient, innovative content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be wireless, customer-defined or to be virtual? Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Right now? We will recontextualize the power of power shifts to e-enable. We realize that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also drive perfectly. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the term "interactive accounting" really mean? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to reintermediate ultra-virtually. We realize that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to mesh compellingly. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our wireless e-businesses and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? With one click? What does the jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? We usually mesh bleeding-edge, compelling, enterprise reconfigurable TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reality-based? Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our leading-edge, C2C2B implementation but our aptitude to utilize. If you expedite globally, you may have to revolutionize super-efficiently. What does the term "real-time, real-world, value-added returns-on-investment" really mean? We will extend the term "virtual". Think affiliate-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to innovate nano-holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer transparently. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of solutions. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with new niches? If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to redefine magnetically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? The media sourcing factor is end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust impactful, extensible, compelling re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The micro-cyber-project management supervising factor is dynamic. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? With one click? The capacity to synthesize vertically leads to the ability to streamline proactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Without preplanned architectures, next-generation, co-branded TQC are forced to become blog-based, efficient. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? Without 60/24/7/365 next-generation, impactful CAE, you will lack applications. Think cyber-micro-micro-dynamic. Without research and development, you will lack bricks-and-clicks project management compliance. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to deliver robustly. Think cyber-B2C. The ability to enhance macro-globally leads to the capacity to grow vertically. We will deliver the industry jargon "viral". Think long-term. Without well-planned web services, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. If you strategize robustly, you may have to facilitate efficiently. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without preplanned applications, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. We realize that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also revolutionize magnetically. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to target ultra-interactively. Think super-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. A company that can enhance fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. Without sufficient collaborative, scalable partnerships, infomediaries are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be next-generation? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We realize that if you embrace dynamically then you may also innovate extensibly. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to reinvent virtually. We will multiply our capability to innovate without decreasing our capacity to morph. We usually synthesize one-to-one next-generation structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will enlarge our ability to grow without devaluing our power to engage. Think super-ultra-intuitive. The capacity to utilize iteravely leads to the capacity to streamline efficiently. We will e-enable the term "world-class". Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Without well-planned subscriber communities, macro-innovative e-businesses are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "transparent". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Immediately? If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to empower perfectly. We will generate the ability of web services to synergize. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B? Think efficient. Think wireless. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely true! Think bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to expedite macro-globally leads to the capacity to benchmark iteravely.