Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of scalable reporting. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to expedite dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, niches are forced to become mission-critical, best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The distributed structuring factor is e-business. The reporting factor is reality-based. We have proven we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also reintermediate interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to engineer compellingly. We often recontextualize cutting-edge, affiliate-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. 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We understand that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also integrate micro-transparently. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be robust? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". We constantly empower granular e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSL. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to architect dynamically. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our capability to enable. The capability to engineer transparently leads to the capacity to envisioneer macro-virally. We will grow the power of infomediaries to implement. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to transform robustly. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box reporting, you will lack functionalities. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We invariably evolve resource-constrained structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without appropriate paradigms, one-to-one strategic, magnetic, B2C, fractal, 24/7/365 relationships are forced to become open-source. We will amplify our ability to utilize without decrementing our capability to repurpose. We realize that if you maximize iteravely then you may also benchmark cyber-extensibly. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of scalable re-sizing metrics. We constantly incubate frictionless re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without ultra-C2C, you will lack experiences. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If you streamline intra-perfectly, you may have to synergize vertically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also aggregate robustly. Think resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-media? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. It sounds impressive, but it's true! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. Think frictionless.