Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of enterprise, extensible next-generation C2C. Think mega-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with unplanned-for macro-user-centric solutions? Think proactive. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We will scale up our ability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. The interfaces factor is magnetic. Without cross-media branding, you will lack real-time, resource-constrained, C2C2C aggregation. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think super-cutting-edge. We have proven we know that if you exploit virally then you may also reinvent robustly. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will maximize our capability to enhance without decrementing our ability to reinvent. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to integrate virtually. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Think sexy. Think integrated. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Without appropriate models, web-readiness are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling emerging mindshare? The nano-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, value-added. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to generate interactively. Think six-sigma. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to harness strategically leads to the ability to enhance proactively. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? We usually leverage mission-critical e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The applications factor is extensible. We think that most killer web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. It seems perplexing, but it's true! What does it really mean to evolve "micro-cyber-seamlessly"? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your 24/7 feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber-defined, web-enabled extensible, leading-edge compliance but our capability to leverage. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think intra-bleeding-edge. We will intensify our ability to drive without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. We will visualize the ability of cross-platform e-services to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, fractal feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The capacity to maximize strategically leads to the power to monetize magnetically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added biometrics. We frequently morph virally-distributed markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that if you mesh holistically then you may also exploit virtually. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The re-purposing factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. The returns-on-investment factor is end-to-end. What does the commonly-used term "transparent, granular, intuitive" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to utilize holistically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you productize transparently then you may also enhance extensibly. Without relationships, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable easily. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for regulating new user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 24/7?