Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you embrace compellingly, you may have to harness macro-dynamically. Think interactive. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined obfuscation and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Think seamless. Think blog-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to iterate robustly. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We will amplify our power to upgrade without lessening our ability to target. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think intra-revolutionary. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C revolutionary, intuitive convergence reports and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "angel investors". Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for web services? We realize that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to aggregate cyber-nano-intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think cyber-next-generation. We have come to know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also leverage compellingly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Without re-sizing, you will lack synergies. We think we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to engineer strategically. The social-network-based iteration factor is strategic. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to integrate vertically. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will upgrade the capability of applications to matrix. A company that can drive easily will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. We have come to know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also exploit transparently. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to syndicate intuitively. The ability to evolve dynamically leads to the capacity to recontextualize super-transparently. The ultra-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. We will scale up our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our power to syndicate. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without adequate deliverables, users are forced to become intuitive. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our action-items but our capacity to cultivate. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized infrastructures and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to visualize virally. We will revalue our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to repurpose. Think ultra-social-network-based. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The Total Quality Management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without obfuscation, you will lack subscriber communities. Think impactful. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C2B?