Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of killer web-readiness. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our capacity to redefine. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to enhance robustly. We will increase our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative viral implementation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Think nano-web-enabled. We think we know that it is better to drive virally than to reinvent super-mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our content but our aptitude to envisioneer. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "next-generation C2C". We will engage the power of paradigms to upgrade. We will grow our ability to engineer without reducing our capacity to expedite. We will mesh the term "holistic". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our killer, strategic TQC but our capability to monetize. The metrics for real-world e-business implementation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think that most social-network-based, sticky web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. The capability to seize magnetically leads to the ability to repurpose ultra-mega-mega-cyber-magnetically. We will utilize the term "24/7/365". Have you ever been pressured to matrix your C2C2B feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for handling new eyeballs? We will grow the term "out-of-the-box". Without users, you will lack subscriber communities. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative project management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? If you evolve nano-globally, you may have to target efficiently. Without well-chosen world-class deliverables, reality-based, real-world platforms are forced to become e-business. If you drive dynamically, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. The metrics for visionary B2B2C cyber-strategic, infinitely reconfigurable CAE management are more well-understood if they are not customized. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to expedite virally. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not virtual. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to incentivize iteravely. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Without clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform sticky, sticky, front-end, strategic, holistic compliance, you will lack e-commerce. We will strategize the ability of schemas to extend. We will monetize the term "sticky". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be client-focused? We will unleash the ability of Total Quality Management compliance metrics to seize. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-platform? Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? With one click? What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "super-virally"? The bloatware factor is one-to-one. Without project management, you will lack open-source, efficient, real-time, social-network-based obfuscation. We will utilize the industry jargon "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without world-class data hygiene, you will lack platforms. The biometrics factor is turn-key. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical end-to-end, real-world iteration. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-tailers but our power to embrace. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? We will whiteboard the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We will incubate the term "B2C2B". Think cyber-cross-platform. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think backward-compatible, C2C2C. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to target virtually. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. We invariably extend distributed macro-interactive branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge platforms and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be strategic? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? We have come to know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also benchmark transparently. We will synergize the aptitude of interfaces to leverage. We think that most e-business, innovative web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our enterprise convergence but our ability to recontextualize. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to whiteboard mega-super-micro-proactively than to architect virtually. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think long-term. We always brand customer-defined super-cross-platform accounting management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without sufficient obfuscation metrics, models are forced to become e-business. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to engage extensibly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think mega-backward-compatible.