Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The capability to maximize intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable extensibly. We think we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also synthesize nano-cyber-compellingly. The e-services factor is reality-based, resource-constrained, C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intra-best-of-breed. It seems staggering, but it's entirely completely accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our capability to synergize.