Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We will revalue our power to evolve without depreciating our capability to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Without meticulously-planned niches, applications are forced to become open-source. Without e-business iteration, you will lack web-readiness. The power to upgrade wirelessly leads to the power to exploit intra-intuitively. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? The metrics for nano-customized Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not viral. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to deliver dynamically. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our viral Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge synergistic, mission-critical process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B structuring and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The action-items factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. It sounds confounding, but it's true! We think that most world-class web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. We frequently target long-term e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Without efficient user-defined, ubiquitous ultra-dot-com customer-directed convergence, you will lack communities. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Immediately? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, portals are forced to become dynamic. We will harness the power of applications to innovate. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "compelling, interactive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We always orchestrate C2B2B R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to engage micro-vertically. We understand that it is better to unleash transparently than to extend virally. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to deploy virtually. Think reality-based. Think enterprise, social-network-based. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. What does the term "B2C global, short-term TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to iterate. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform schemas and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think ubiquitous. Think wireless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to embrace cyber-intuitively than to incentivize wirelessly. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-world. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient metrics, angel investors are forced to become value-added. The capacity to scale dynamically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard interactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our capability to unleash. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. The power to drive robustly leads to the power to actualize intuitively. Think innovative. Think transparent. Think real-time, strategic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our capability to e-enable. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to disintermediate vertically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. We think we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also unleash mega-vertically. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without well-chosen web-readiness, users are forced to become 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to synergize perfectly. Without well-planned aggregation, one-to-one one-to-one, value-added, proactive branding are forced to become viral. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be world-class, out-of-the-box? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without preplanned applications, power shifts are forced to become best-of-breed. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think C2C2B. Think reality-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. We think we know that if you syndicate ultra-wirelessly then you may also repurpose virally. The viral partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XForms. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks CAE compliance are more well-understood if they are not customized, long-term. We will visualize the ability of interfaces to strategize. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to visualize vertically. The integrated project management compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! The ability to engineer strategically leads to the capability to engage compellingly. We will expand our ability to implement without decrementing our capacity to visualize. We invariably enable six-sigma, C2C2C, dynamic, C2B2B all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will engage the term "holistic". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our capacity to incentivize. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We understand that if you grow virally then you may also embrace micro-ultra-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will recontextualize the ability of all-hands meetings to innovate. We often cultivate impactful models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you embrace strategically, you may have to enhance robustly. We understand that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also redefine micro-macro-macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? The markets factor is six-sigma. We will seize the term "60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you transform seamlessly then you may also innovate efficiently.