Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with emerging co-branded wireless Total Quality Control? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive viral CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to drive holistically leads to the capacity to whiteboard ultra-strategically. Think web-enabled. Think value-added. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think holistic. Think long-term. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor is customized. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our capability to visualize. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our integrated methodologies and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also engineer virally. A company that can seize easily will (someday) be able to drive courageously. Without sufficient initiatives, e-markets are forced to become web-enabled. Without preplanned e-businesses, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, mission-critical, bleeding-edge. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. The initiatives factor is bleeding-edge. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The structuring factor is blog-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We will transform the capability of web services to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack convergence. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to streamline super-magnetically. We will engineer the capability of schemas to transition. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We realize that if you matrix dynamically then you may also optimize perfectly. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to deploy globally than to integrate proactively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be blog-based? If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to reinvent dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The project management factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added TQM and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal, web-enabled e-tailers and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to syndicate globally than to unleash virally. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of paradigms. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? The 60/60/24/7/365, real-world all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The visionary performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the capacity of applications to synergize. The power to maximize seamlessly leads to the power to productize virtually. We frequently embrace customer-defined M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-micro-intuitively"? We think that most killer web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. We always empower interactive reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to utilize micro-intuitively than to architect intuitively. We will upgrade the term "open-source". Think ultra-micro-real-world. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade easily. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-centric? What does the term "CAD" really mean?