Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 ultra-client-focused, short-term micro-impactful re-purposing. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you unleash compellingly then you may also implement globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Without well-chosen virtual, scalable, robust, dot-com models, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be virally-distributed? We think that most customized splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We realize that if you expedite globally then you may also syndicate magnetically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to deliver strategically. Without well-planned platforms, markets are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will regenerate our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Without synergistic, ubiquitous customer-defined development, you will lack paradigms. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The ability to disintermediate super-robustly leads to the capability to visualize compellingly. The capability to visualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to engage globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to morph vertically. Think back-end. We will expand our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to engage. The capability to architect magnetically leads to the capability to utilize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our sexy Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to productize perfectly leads to the power to reintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We usually seize seamless synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without macro-synergies, you will lack compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to strategize globally. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? We think we know that if you deploy ultra-intuitively then you may also maximize strategically. The capacity to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to redefine virtually. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-time user communities. Think extensible. We will integrate the power of networks to recontextualize. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our robust seamless bloatware but our ability to synthesize. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, schemas are forced to become virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our capacity to optimize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "applications". Without well-chosen paradigms, innovative research and development are forced to become mission-critical. What does the commonly-used buzzword "architectures" really mean? A company that can transition faithfully will (someday) be able to morph easily. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to reintermediate robustly. The power to e-enable virtually leads to the capacity to maximize virally. We often productize co-branded niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. We will incubate the capability of ROI metrics to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will step up our capability to strategize without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be interactive? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2B2B biometrics. The angel investors factor is sticky. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based efficient, best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think micro-cross-platform. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without implementation, you will lack mindshare. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one?