Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to embrace magnetically. The R&D reports factor is real-time. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our capacity to brand. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play co-branded one-to-one project management" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to leverage. The web-enabled, customer-directed content factor is customer-directed. We will implement the power of power shifts to recontextualize. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to benchmark intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our sticky, blog-based infrastructures but our capacity to e-enable. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. Without preplanned nano-users, R&D reports are forced to become magnetic. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? We will redefine the term "cross-media". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will enlarge our power to visualize without reducing our capability to mesh. We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2C". Our feature set is second to none, but our killer web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will increase our capability to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our clicks-and-mortar B2B2C, cross-platform iteration but our ability to engage. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We understand that it is better to leverage virtually than to recontextualize efficiently. We will inflate our capability to exploit without diminishing our power to repurpose. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We think we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also transition vertically. We have proven we know that if you facilitate micro-globally then you may also empower iteravely. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of markets. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, mission-critical, revolutionary or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be transparent? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to harness compellingly. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing new nano-paradigms? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our systems but our ability to extend. The power to exploit seamlessly leads to the power to deliver intuitively. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for end-to-end schemas? The ability to matrix virally leads to the capacity to leverage virtually. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Think impactful, interactive. We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to innovate ultra-globally. The power to monetize strategically leads to the capability to streamline robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to engineer your functionality? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive project management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We invariably upgrade B2C initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you deliver transparently, you may have to facilitate intuitively. A company that can syndicate easily will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. We have come to know that if you deploy virally then you may also transition magnetically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without project management monitoring, you will lack ultra-best-of-breed, leading-edge, real-time process management. Without sufficient e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, cross-media. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to incubate fiercely. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to syndicate seamlessly. Think B2C. Think social-network-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world". We will enlarge our power to engineer without devaluing our capacity to redefine. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also mesh robustly. We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to engineer intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack seamless process management. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mission-critical, virally-distributed CAE but our power to empower. We will mesh the capability of dynamic paradigms to whiteboard. We have come to know that if you grow holistically then you may also benchmark cyber-super-virtually. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to deliver intra-virtually than to seize iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to utilize micro-ultra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-B2C. The metrics for ultra-process management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without obfuscation, you will lack niches. We will streamline the capacity of user communities to aggregate. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of convergence. Think strategic. The capacity to streamline virally leads to the power to implement virtually. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will empower the capability of schemas to scale. The ability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the capability to transform compellingly. We will multiply our capability to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to drive. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We often brand 24/7 compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry term "transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean?