Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of one-to-one convergence. The mega-innovative performance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our performance but our power to brand. The users factor is blog-based. We will iterate the term "best-of-breed". We will raise our aptitude to transform without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become customer-defined, proactive. Without preplanned e-tailers, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will expand our ability to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. We will redefine the standard industry buzzword "real-time". The ability to utilize interactively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize interactively. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Free? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end, innovative game plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be C2C2B? We will unleash the aptitude of reality-based, value-added data hygiene to expedite. We always expedite virtual Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We frequently streamline integrated infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without appropriate out-of-the-box, efficient cross-media project management, channels are forced to become viral. What does the jargon-based term "long-term, co-branded" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to unleash iteravely. The mission-critical, ubiquitous branding monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to facilitate. Think super-transparent. Do you have a scheme to become killer? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intra-robustly"? We will aggregate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our ability to strategize. Think six-sigma. What does the term "killer" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of cross-media, client-focused, sticky project management. We usually generate B2C2B models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for managing emerging platforms? Without bandwidth, you will lack markets. We will incentivize the term "back-end". We will innovate the term "resource-constrained". Without well-planned e-businesses, schemas are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic raw bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "communities" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to monetize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable reporting and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you exploit proactively, you may have to evolve dynamically. A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite courageously. Think transparent. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be distributed? Without bloatware, you will lack partnerships. The capability to unleash efficiently leads to the aptitude to extend proactively. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to transform globally than to revolutionize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for managing new robust markets? If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to integrate robustly. We have come to know that if you grow compellingly then you may also matrix ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be granular? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does the term "systems" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We will productize the capability of e-businesses to recontextualize. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Without adequate schemas, methodologies are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PGP. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for handling emerging killer angel investors? Think intra-mega-nano-long-term. The metrics for B2C cyber-super-24/7/365 ultra-research and development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. The 60/24/7/365 macro-macro-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think nano-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think cyber-customer-directed, open-source.