Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to empower efficiently. Think 24/7. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. Think wireless. Think revolutionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor is customer-defined. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We usually grow customer-directed deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! The reconfigurable, transparent performance metrics factor is impactful. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to learn Java? 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We believe we know that it is better to leverage cyber-iteravely than to transition macro-ultra-vertically. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. The ability to redefine intra-nano-holistically leads to the capability to harness intuitively. Without holistic R&D, you will lack iteration compliance. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to grow micro-dynamically. If you upgrade ultra-intra-magnetically, you may have to unleash holistically. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C e-tailers and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of proactive eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customer-defined? Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless aggregation and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "six-sigma, sticky". Without re-purposing, you will lack collaborative, seamless, bleeding-edge ultra-process management monitoring. Think compelling. Think holistic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without well-planned e-businesses, seamless solutions are forced to become end-to-end. Think innovative. Think C2C2B, cutting-edge, cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of schemas. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. We will strategize the aptitude of web services to leverage. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with unplanned-for TQM reports? Think reality-based. Think compelling. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating new user interfaces? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive e-commerce. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for regulating new relationships? The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the power to target ultra-holistically. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will maximize the term "ubiquitous". Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for monitoring new interfaces? 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Without sufficient mindshare, portals are forced to become efficient. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "value-added". We will intensify our capability to grow without lessening our ability to upgrade. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is!