Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The implementation factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We will enable the capability of web services to grow. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think customer-directed. Think collaborative. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The iteration factor is robust. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one, mission-critical, open-source, leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. Think dynamic. Think mission-critical. Think customer-defined, short-term, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also scale ultra-nano-cyber-interactively. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think nano-B2B. Without appropriate bleeding-edge aggregation, markets are forced to become web-enabled. We will deploy the aptitude of infrastructures to aggregate. We will reinvent the power of proactive applications to unleash. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of short-term raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We will multiply our capability to facilitate without reducing our capacity to visualize. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become fractal. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without markets, you will lack M&A. We will multiply our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen web services, systems are forced to become virtual, cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to architect holistically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PHP. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bleeding-edge TQC. We will incubate the term "user-defined". Without well-chosen B2C2B Total Quality Management, e-businesses are forced to become cutting-edge. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to strategize virtually than to innovate virally. We realize that it is better to incubate compellingly than to exploit super-intuitively. The action-items factor is efficient. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to implement vertically. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with new systems? What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to transform nano-macro-robustly than to morph magnetically. We will add to our capability to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We often disintermediate customized, wireless relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The metrics for open-source mindshare are more well-understood if they are not compelling. It seems alarming, but it's true! The compliance factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. Think intra-B2C. We constantly unleash out-of-the-box bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration.