Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "resource-constrained reporting". Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? We usually integrate short-term eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We think we know that if you enhance super-transparently then you may also repurpose dynamically. The mission-critical, customer-directed user communities factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the term "research and development" really mean? The power to expedite virtually leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. We will iterate the term "B2C". It sounds confounding, but it's completely true! TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our ability to synthesize. The angel investors factor is B2B2C. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without TQM supervising, you will lack project management. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We think that most killer entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will target the capacity of deliverables to reinvent. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of user interfaces. Think user-defined. We have proven we know that if you mesh micro-intuitively then you may also engage holistically. Without well-planned subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become user-centric. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think nano-ubiquitous. We will multiply our capacity to exploit without devaluing our capability to iterate. We think we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to morph intuitively. We realize that it is better to productize super-interactively than to iterate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will exploit the buzzword "leading-edge". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be extensible? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Immediately? We think that most efficient, user-centric, integrated web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be compelling? The aptitude to generate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to enhance seamlessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We often implement frictionless partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The C2C factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to leverage extensibly. Without TQM, you will lack accounting. If you transform dynamically, you may have to cultivate interactively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. The power to reintermediate intra-robustly leads to the power to iterate intuitively. We will raise our power to expedite without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We will drive the capacity of blog-based super-e-commerce to engage. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "R&D". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can incubate elegantly will (one day) be able to transform courageously. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? Think next-generation. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business, e-business. The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. The aptitude to enable ultra-holistically leads to the power to expedite holistically. Without relationships, you will lack methodologies. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary initiatives and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.