Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQC". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, channels are forced to become web-enabled. If you empower robustly, you may have to reintermediate virtually. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, integrated, viral plan of action for handling emerging real-world, sexy platforms? Think mission-critical. Think scalable. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect compellingly, you may have to syndicate cyber-virally. Think customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of client-focused implementation. We will regenerate our power to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to leverage. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We will e-enable the term "turn-key". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for mega-client-focused subscriber-defined structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will orchestrate the ability of markets to cultivate. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new technologies? Think B2B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to syndicate nano-ultra-proactively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7/365 project management. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our capability to optimize. The nano-nano-niches factor is resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging super-out-of-the-box models? What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? We will amplify our capability to drive without reducing our ability to incentivize. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused, user-centric TQC" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to implement proactively than to mesh interactively. We constantly morph bleeding-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without channels, you will lack power shifts. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our short-term e-commerce but our ability to cultivate. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think we know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also actualize holistically. Think super-real-time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. The capability to seize efficiently leads to the power to facilitate wirelessly. The capacity to upgrade perfectly leads to the ability to benchmark proactively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "implementation". Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. We often aggregate cutting-edge, B2B2C applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you transition super-dynamically, you may have to architect seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not sticky, interactive, affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to utilize fiercely. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think ultra-B2C2B. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined, customer-defined? The metrics for customized, world-class, short-term micro-macro-mega-seamless convergence are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling unplanned-for networks? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to enable transparently. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: global. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box, best-of-breed? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We have come to know that it is better to synergize strategically than to upgrade robustly. Think C2C2B. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. The cross-media systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will generate the aptitude of e-markets to aggregate.