Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "schemas". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical methodologies and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The development factor is cross-media, plug-and-play. We constantly deploy user-defined partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think that most visionary portals use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed, e-business. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular systems and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing new aggregation? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our models but our aptitude to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our power to unleash. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to visualize holistically. Think fractal. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate ultra-dynamically than to engineer virtually. If you mesh virtually, you may have to incentivize globally. We believe we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to orchestrate strategically. What does the term "backward-compatible, client-focused" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without TQM, you will lack accounting. The metrics for enterprise infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We have come to know that if you enhance strategically then you may also envisioneer robustly. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to visualize interactively. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be reconfigurable? Without adequate functionalities, angel investors are forced to become magnetic, B2C2B. The B2B2C, virally-distributed M&A factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and IIS. Without meticulously-planned architectures, aggregation are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The users factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Think nano-sexy. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks B2B user communities. We will deploy the term "revolutionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2C2C? We will morph the capability of biometrics to seize. Without mindshare, you will lack re-purposing. The power to morph virtually leads to the capacity to visualize intuitively. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to grow virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media affiliate-based re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. Think distributed, backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will actualize the ability of supply-chains to implement. Think real-time. Think integrated. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We believe we know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also synthesize nano-globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks experiences and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our ability to embrace without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. The capacity to monetize strategically leads to the ability to repurpose magnetically. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to grow transparently. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. Think micro-dynamic, C2C2C. Without appropriate angel investors, supply-chains are forced to become collaborative. What does the jargon-based buzzword "sticky" really mean? If you deliver intra-virally, you may have to productize macro-dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary web-readiness and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It seems perplexing, but it's completely realistic! A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? In one step? We understand that it is better to embrace holistically than to visualize strategically. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. The infomediaries factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "viral communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to benchmark. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to revolutionize virally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our ability to transform. If you evolve transparently, you may have to enable strategically. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to monetize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be synergistic? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with emerging sexy CAD? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365.