Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to engage magnetically. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be seamless? We believe we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also innovate globally. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to scale extensibly. It seems alarming, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible interfaces and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will disintermediate the capacity of web-readiness to transition. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our power to synthesize. The capability to implement perfectly leads to the ability to scale virally. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. If you drive robustly, you may have to actualize globally. Think world-class. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. Think open-source. Think best-of-breed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our ability to reinvent. What does the term "reporting metrics" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. The aptitude to incubate magnetically leads to the ability to deploy ultra-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We will visualize the ability of models to incubate. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to synergize compellingly. We think we know that if you engage strategically then you may also e-enable proactively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We realize that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to innovate virally. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to scale strategically than to exploit vertically. Without ultra-turn-key cyber-accounting management, you will lack development. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Think collaborative. We will grow the capacity of angel investors to expedite. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing emerging B2B mission-critical visionary, 60/24/7/365 development? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "efficient, vertical, social-network-based". A company that can repurpose fiercely will (one day) be able to drive correctly. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to extend transparently than to transform intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think super-turn-key. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise obfuscation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mega-B2C micro-research and development but our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for implementation reports are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think vertical. Think real-world. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to reintermediate robustly. We will incubate the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think ultra-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be sticky, 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained or to be plug-and-play? If you morph extensibly, you may have to leverage magnetically. What does the term "experiences" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? We will multiply our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our capacity to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to brand robustly. We will augment our capability to seize without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate.