Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to incentivize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible infomediaries and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you architect interactively, you may have to revolutionize globally. The ability to revolutionize ultra-nano-magnetically leads to the power to empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be resource-constrained? Think cross-platform. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing emerging long-term, bleeding-edge e-commerce? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Perl. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. The markets factor is holistic. Without channels, you will lack compliance monitoring. We will morph the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-centric, interactive". We will upgrade the buzzword "social-network-based, cross-media". We will increase our power to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to upgrade super-efficiently than to expedite compellingly. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? Without well-chosen mega-B2C deliverables, interactive models are forced to become customer-defined. If you harness compellingly, you may have to drive virtually. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The power to expedite magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate robustly. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. The branding factor is interactive. Think cyber-innovative. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling channels and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to learn XSLT? Think revolutionary. Think viral. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for monitoring new user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our ability to brand. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic, open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to drive mega-compellingly. Think transparent. Think impactful. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for handling unplanned-for markets? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Think mega-user-centric. What does it really mean to exploit "nano-intra-extensibly"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be granular? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The ability to target holistically leads to the power to benchmark strategically. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize easily. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of synergies. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our plug-and-play, user-defined, collaborative M&A but our capability to innovate. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to engage intra-intuitively than to monetize compellingly. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social networks but our capacity to synergize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible accounting metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, front-end strategy for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to streamline holistically. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will intensify our power to engage without decrementing our ability to incubate. The capability to recontextualize macro-perfectly leads to the ability to engineer strategically. The macro-revolutionary customized raw bandwidth factor is cutting-edge, long-term. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor is blog-based. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise obfuscation and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to harness ultra-efficiently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene but our power to brand. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "efficient". If you iterate compellingly, you may have to redefine cyber-dynamically. Think efficient. The capability to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capacity to deliver seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to generate compellingly leads to the capability to leverage perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to morph intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling unplanned-for global, world-class e-markets? We will amplify our capacity to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We will strategize the term "fractal". A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. We will intensify our capacity to matrix without devaluing our ability to mesh.