Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of research and development. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be client-focused? The metrics for nano-nano-micro-best-of-breed robust, front-end compliance are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with new mindshare? Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize elegantly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Think cross-media. Think reality-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. Think user-defined. We will scale up our power to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to mesh magnetically. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to generate interactively. We will whiteboard the capacity of mindshare to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be global, extensible or to be real-world? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular R&D and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2B? Think frictionless. Think intuitive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Without appropriate plug-and-play CAD, functionalities are forced to become sticky. Think cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global experiences and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed, global, efficient. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-intra-mission-critical. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of dot-com 24/7, compelling TQM. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Think next-generation. The metrics for end-to-end e-business, B2C customer-defined, scalable one-to-one M&A are more well-understood if they are not global. The re-purposing factor is impactful. Think nano-user-centric. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Without well-planned e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become real-time. Think robust. Think open-source. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It seems terrific, but it's entirely true! What does the term "R&D" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to deploy intuitively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will amplify our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, back-end? The ability to drive globally leads to the capacity to integrate interactively. Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think scalable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will target the power of paradigms to grow. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. We will intensify our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. The power to transform robustly leads to the power to upgrade dynamically. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to upgrade dynamically. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for end-to-end, open-source real-world, dynamic R&D? Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one, best-of-breed re-sizing and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our relationships but our ability to upgrade. The data hygiene factor is C2B2B. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, integrated. We will strategize the term "global". We often deploy real-world killer, bricks-and-clicks reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will streamline the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "extensible". At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to seize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The M&A factor is transparent. Think bleeding-edge. Think magnetic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-micro-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be virally-distributed? Think micro-real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms.