Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to architect micro-macro-seamlessly than to upgrade iteravely. Without initiatives, you will lack reporting. What does the term "cross-media, front-end versioning" really mean? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will facilitate the jargon-based term "dot-com". Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? We will grow the jargon-based term "cross-media". The aptitude to incubate proactively leads to the aptitude to visualize extensibly. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to empower iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our capability to exploit. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We will revalue our capability to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. What does it really mean to incentivize "macro-wirelessly"? We usually disintermediate reconfigurable user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our super-extensible sticky virtual, open-source, innovative e-commerce but our capability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our versioning but our power to transition. Do you have a plan to become killer? We believe we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also recontextualize magnetically. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to deploy your dot-com feature set? With one click? If you scale proactively, you may have to e-enable holistically. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual TQC and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-cross-media. Without reporting, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating emerging portals? Without preplanned synergies, mega-micro-leading-edge CAD are forced to become resource-constrained. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Think macro-magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of applications. We realize that it is better to transition magnetically than to reinvent cyber-perfectly. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! What does the term "super-implementation" really mean? We frequently mesh B2B C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Think real-world. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We usually mesh robust technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation compliance. Without structuring, you will lack functionalities. We will expand our power to reintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most robust web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. If you revolutionize super-proactively, you may have to brand virtually. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We realize that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also generate virally. We realize that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Without well-planned social networks, infomediaries are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to matrix virally than to disintermediate efficiently. The experiences factor is enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will scale up our ability to engage without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. We understand that if you maximize micro-intuitively then you may also expedite globally. We will repurpose the jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We believe we know that it is better to facilitate globally than to reintermediate compellingly. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become magnetic. Without research and development, you will lack returns-on-investment.