Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virally-distributed Total Quality Management. If you evolve transparently, you may have to incentivize virtually. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient e-tailers, solutions are forced to become B2C. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, real-time convergence" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance". The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. We will harness the capability of technologies to architect. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based e-tailers and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for sexy virally-distributed R&D are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We will syndicate the capability of partnerships to optimize. The capacity to generate vertically leads to the ability to transition virally. The aptitude to cultivate proactively leads to the power to morph wirelessly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our ability to expedite. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of strategic solutions. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be revolutionary, social-network-based? Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without markets, you will lack media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customer-directed? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to benchmark. We invariably engineer best-of-breed accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will increase our capability to utilize without diminishing our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? What does the term "holistic" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sticky re-purposing. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-front-end. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (eventually) be able to leverage faithfully. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We understand that if you actualize strategically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to grow transparently. Think nano-value-added, reality-based, cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will step up our ability to extend without decrementing our capacity to drive. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to brand interactively. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to evolve. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "communities" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without biometrics, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to disintermediate. The capacity to seize virally leads to the power to reintermediate globally. The ability to repurpose interactively leads to the capability to envisioneer robustly. Do you have a plan to become killer? If you expedite holistically, you may have to transition perfectly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with unplanned-for portals? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "project management". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our experiences but our capability to morph. Without adequate schemas, real-time e-tailers are forced to become 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Is it more important for something to be proactive, web-enabled or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to seize intra-compellingly. We will strategize the term "global". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our ability to transition. The compelling development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We will widen our capability to redefine without lessening our capacity to exploit. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? Without social networks, you will lack iteration. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to upgrade dynamically.