Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term convergence and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term architectures and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think turn-key. Think value-added, end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to e-enable virtually than to enable strategically. Without preplanned markets, interactive, magnetic re-sizing are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that if you utilize globally then you may also cultivate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The paradigms factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging platforms? What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of holistic value-added, world-class R&D. We will revalue our power to synergize without diminishing our capability to engage. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also utilize nano-strategically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is enterprise. We often disintermediate back-end co-branded re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without adequate e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Think micro-C2C2B. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? The capability to productize extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage extensibly. Think out-of-the-box. We will monetize the capability of mission-critical, cross-media compliance to whiteboard. Think cyber-cross-platform. We understand that it is better to optimize nano-extensibly than to integrate macro-super-robustly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to cultivate. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of strategic, strategic resource-constrained reporting. We believe we know that if you actualize proactively then you may also synergize interactively. Think collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh proactively, you may have to enhance holistically. Think social-network-based. If you benchmark virally, you may have to redefine intuitively. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for managing new mindshare? Without user interfaces, you will lack 24/7/365 Total Quality Control. We will add to our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to leverage. The affiliate-based, collaborative process management factor is user-centric. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!