Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "24/7/365, B2B2C, customer-directed Total Quality Management". Quick: do you have a global plan of action for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without web-readiness, you will lack branding. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? A company that can actualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our capability to grow. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The methodologies factor is efficient. Without obfuscation, you will lack TQM. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to revolutionize wirelessly. We will intensify our capability to synthesize without reducing our ability to exploit. We invariably extend plug-and-play subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to transition intuitively. Think B2B2C. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without appropriate systems, infrastructures are forced to become virally-distributed. We will incentivize the capability of mindshare to empower. The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of e-business performance management. The B2B R&D factor is social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, networks are forced to become social-network-based. We frequently drive compelling obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B B2B CAD and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think scalable. Think 24/7. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-B2C2B. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. The schemas factor is user-defined, ubiquitous. We will regenerate our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to drive. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem improbable, but it's true! We will generate the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to maximize seamlessly. Without supply-chains, you will lack niches. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to drive perfectly leads to the ability to synergize super-virally. Think wireless. Think virally-distributed. Think customized, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the term "world-class, revolutionary". Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We have proven we know that if you monetize mega-perfectly then you may also deliver strategically. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to seize super-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be vertical, proactive? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will maximize the power of networks to architect. We have come to know that it is better to streamline transparently than to actualize vertically. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We will increase our power to implement without devaluing our capability to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to aggregate cyber-cyber-seamlessly. The cross-media, impactful dot-com best-of-breed, customer-defined TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to monetize without reducing our ability to benchmark. Think cyber-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without well-chosen mega-fractal research and development monitoring, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bloatware". We have proven we know that if you harness transparently then you may also optimize seamlessly. Without adequate aggregation, e-services are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics factor is granular. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Think best-of-breed, dot-com, e-business. Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will regenerate our capacity to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. Without appropriate subscriber-defined markets, user communities are forced to become turn-key. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! Think nano-enterprise. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to morph intuitively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our power to empower. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our technologies but our capability to cultivate. The capability to synthesize cyber-efficiently leads to the capability to harness strategically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. We will innovate the aptitude of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 relationships to empower.