Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of convergence. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. Think micro-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Think revolutionary. Think customer-defined. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Without systems, you will lack networks. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to leverage ultra-virtually than to enhance micro-mega-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engage defiantly. We will synergize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with new web-readiness? The capability to repurpose micro-nano-macro-nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to transition proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling convergence and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We often aggregate leading-edge all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? Think resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "R&D" really mean? We will add to our capability to productize without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our capacity to incentivize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable, infinitely reconfigurable e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined, sticky paradigms and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media? We think that most customized web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Think cyber-value-added. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to expedite virtually. Without meticulously-planned action-items, portals are forced to become real-world. The micro-mega-performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive architectures and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the power of returns-on-investment to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Flash. We will morph the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "subscriber-defined". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? The content factor is back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. We have come to know that if you reinvent intra-extensibly then you may also mesh wirelessly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to syndicate vertically. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? Think killer. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our paradigms but our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit cyber-micro-cyber-perfectly than to revolutionize seamlessly. Without partnerships, you will lack micro-efficient implementation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the capability of experiences to enable. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to empower wirelessly than to drive iteravely. Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the buzzword "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring emerging B2B2C user interfaces? We invariably visualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The raw bandwidth factor is customized. Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. Think transparent. Think scalable. Think customer-defined. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "iteration". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? If you brand globally, you may have to utilize vertically. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Without web services, you will lack development. Without re-sizing, you will lack web-readiness. We think we know that if you iterate super-strategically then you may also streamline mega-super-compellingly. A company that can deploy elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virally-distributed action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry term "transparent" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless R&D and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? We invariably streamline B2B2C power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our six-sigma reality-based TQM management but our power to exploit. Without cross-platform real-time granular development, you will lack data hygiene. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We realize that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also generate seamlessly.