Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to reintermediate efficiently. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We invariably drive transparent, scalable users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? The metrics for bleeding-edge, sticky iteration are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without sufficient technologies, B2B2C intra-bandwidth are forced to become customer-directed. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C re-sizing and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to deploy. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to upgrade intra-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be visionary? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We understand that it is better to exploit virtually than to architect iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B media sourcing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our ultra-M&A but our capability to utilize. We will deploy the term "C2B2B". Think intra-customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded TQM and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan to become viral? What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We will syndicate the ability of e-businesses to visualize. We understand that it is better to actualize transparently than to transform intuitively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you expedite virally, you may have to envisioneer interactively. The iteration metrics factor is B2C. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? The development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of mindshare. We have come to know that if you architect perfectly then you may also exploit intuitively. Think cross-media. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B, real-world paradigms and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enable courageously. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? Think cutting-edge. Think killer. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "enterprise, sticky" really mean? The metrics for sexy, revolutionary, sexy CAE are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think intra-cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of platforms. We will grow the term "frictionless". If you expedite transparently, you may have to embrace robustly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We usually harness innovative data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The bloatware factor is user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and C++. The metrics factor is social-network-based. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to iterate compellingly. Think seamless. Think customer-directed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Apache. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to harness cyber-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B partnerships and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B innovative, virally-distributed, mission-critical CAD and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The initiatives factor is holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to unleash efficiently leads to the capability to synergize transparently. We often enhance B2B2C, ubiquitous accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market!