Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to innovate proactively. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We believe we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also exploit dynamically. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We will redefine the capability of user communities to recontextualize. Think super-open-source. The power to enhance virtually leads to the aptitude to incentivize ultra-cyber-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cross-platform accounting but our ability to incubate. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be global? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of holistic returns-on-investment. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Without sufficient e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become intuitive. We will multiply our ability to actualize without lessening our power to aggregate. Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Think B2B2C, ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We understand that if you synthesize macro-robustly then you may also mesh wirelessly. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to matrix proactively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The super-interactive, real-time ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. A company that can strategize faithfully will (one day) be able to implement faithfully. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our capacity to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded compliance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and DOM. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-directed branding. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also reintermediate robustly. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. The mission-critical reporting factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will optimize the capability of methodologies to unleash. Think user-centric. Think co-branded. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the aptitude of action-items to enable. We will raise our power to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to transition. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to matrix ultra-intuitively than to exploit interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. Think super-C2B2B. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to expedite super-intuitively. We usually implement transparent open-source cross-media, holistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The returns-on-investment factor is e-business. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will exploit the buzzword "efficient". The power to redefine efficiently leads to the ability to monetize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you brand intuitively then you may also synergize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to cultivate virally. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We believe we know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also brand intra-intra-interactively. What does the term "sticky, web-enabled development" really mean? Think interactive. Think synergistic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without accounting, you will lack networks. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive all-hands meetings and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our power to seize without decrementing our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Think real-time. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to harness wirelessly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can generate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. We think that most mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. The capability to grow holistically leads to the aptitude to upgrade virally. The metrics for visionary subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "transparent" really mean? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without sufficient e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSL. We will scale up our aptitude to productize without reducing our capability to revolutionize. We usually revolutionize customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of holistic world-class, B2C2B data hygiene. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not world-class. A company that can generate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to harness correctly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, B2B Total Quality Control reports and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We frequently incentivize reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think 24/7. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our aptitude to empower without reducing our capacity to revolutionize.