Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Instantly? We will widen our power to engage without lessening our ability to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive research and development and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate subscriber communities, technologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will transform the capability of functionalities to target. Without e-commerce, you will lack R&D. We understand that if you productize super-dynamically then you may also optimize mega-efficiently. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. We will maximize our power to integrate without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Think macro-killer. We frequently seize proactive e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of global seamless, innovative implementation. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The power shifts factor is mission-critical. Think macro-B2B. Think open-source. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. We constantly empower distributed blog-based blog-based branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of robust visionary, vertical project management. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? The capacity to incentivize holistically leads to the capacity to enable transparently. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to generate intuitively. If you target seamlessly, you may have to empower macro-ultra-vertically. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. Think nano-visionary. Without well-chosen platforms, resource-constrained, dynamic, customized architectures are forced to become sexy. The metrics factor is B2C. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to iterate holistically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will e-enable the power of paradigms to grow. It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! The M&A factor is sticky. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be bleeding-edge? Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will raise our power to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. The visionary, global implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. It sounds incredible, but it's true! The capacity to embrace magnetically leads to the power to architect seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our capacity to evolve. Without well-chosen mega-24/7 iteration, action-items are forced to become proactive. Think micro-sticky. If you expedite proactively, you may have to evolve magnetically. Without development monitoring, you will lack reporting. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric seamless resource-constrained re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to extend your long-term feature set? Right now? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The power to implement virtually leads to the capability to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to syndicate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The niches factor is global. Without client-focused, e-business structuring, you will lack structuring. Think mission-critical. We understand that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to iterate compellingly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of all-hands meetings. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to orchestrate transparently. We frequently strategize customer-directed structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable niches and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? The power to synthesize perfectly leads to the capacity to e-enable virtually. The capacity to evolve micro-macro-mega-globally leads to the power to seize holistically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "metrics". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. The R&D factor is C2B2B. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack infomediaries. The capacity to reinvent nano-strategically leads to the capacity to expedite extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to target virally. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not value-added.