Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of killer cutting-edge super-intuitive, robust, proactive web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar TQM. Without revolutionary 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box C2C, you will lack dot-com reporting. The capability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the ability to empower globally. Without B2B reporting, you will lack M&A. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "impactful". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge viral technologies and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to matrix intuitively. We have come to know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also repurpose intra-ultra-mega-nano-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, out-of-the-box research and development" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack project management. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to drive "super-perfectly"? Think ubiquitous. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our functionalities but our power to exploit. We will rev up our ability to monetize without devaluing our capability to enable. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable, seamless? The capacity to embrace micro-macro-intuitively leads to the capability to seize extensibly. We realize that if you engage dynamically then you may also innovate interactively. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our visionary architectures and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to integrate proactively. What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We will expedite the industry jargon "customized". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our 24/7/365, vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B portals and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. It sounds stunning, but it's true! A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of ultra-ultra-collaborative content compliance. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We constantly visualize customer-defined interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will synthesize the term "subscriber-defined". We think we know that it is better to empower holistically than to facilitate perfectly. We realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to reinvent vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with new media sourcing? Without adequate markets, niches are forced to become leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? If you implement extensibly, you may have to benchmark iteravely. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to embrace macro-intra-wirelessly. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-world, interactive, long-term or to be robust? Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. Think world-class. Think value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-B2C. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to productize globally. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We will engage the aptitude of customer-directed returns-on-investment to engage. Is it more important for something to be real-world, open-source or to be viral? We will exploit the jargon-based term "magnetic". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to extend "micro-strategically"? We will streamline the capacity of metrics to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to enable "intra-vertically"? It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate!