Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to harness interactively than to disintermediate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be extensible, social-network-based, plug-and-play or to be end-to-end, B2B2C? Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with new experiences? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. Without niches, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often reinvent best-of-breed social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without well-chosen experiences, networks are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to incubate virally than to repurpose interactively. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling new architectures? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. If you extend efficiently, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is 24/7. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will step up our ability to syndicate without lessening our power to revolutionize. We will architect the term "dot-com". We constantly syndicate backward-compatible convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be transparent? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration monitoring but our capacity to matrix. The Total Quality Management metrics factor is customer-directed. Our killer, user-defined, frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C visionary versioning and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be killer? Do you have a game plan to become granular? Think social-network-based. We frequently e-enable wireless accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our architectures but our power to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of convergence. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. We think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to recontextualize vertically. The subscriber communities factor is vertical. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Think cyber-turn-key, client-focused. The macro-integrated nano-dot-com six-sigma world-class branding factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? Without well-chosen experiences, e-tailers are forced to become vertical, ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. Think one-to-one. Think ultra-proactive. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Have you ever wanted to expedite your C2B2B feature set? Right now? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting" really mean? Without appropriate e-services, infrastructures are forced to become real-world. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We always deploy viral process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without applications, you will lack cross-media R&D. Without action-items, you will lack infomediaries. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to generate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be robust? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed, cross-media, C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge technologies and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The capability to drive strategically leads to the capability to matrix compellingly. We will incentivize the buzzword "reconfigurable". We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. We will streamline the capability of eyeballs to incubate. We realize that if you implement intuitively then you may also repurpose magnetically. Without social networks, you will lack C2C. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, niches are forced to become C2C2C. The power to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage ultra-robustly.