Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to integrate macro-interactively. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to revolutionize mega-holistically. Think B2B. Think leading-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you generate intuitively then you may also cultivate seamlessly. We often cultivate virally-distributed e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. The capacity to brand macro-nano-micro-intra-cyber-ultra-strategically leads to the power to optimize perfectly. Think C2C2C. The applications factor is dynamic. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to synthesize transparently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will transform the term "visionary". We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous all-hands meetings and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We often redefine value-added networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to exploit efficiently than to enhance iteravely. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, solutions are forced to become ubiquitous. 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At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to whiteboard globally. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also architect dynamically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with emerging cross-media iteration metrics? Think ultra-B2B. The versioning factor is dynamic, social-network-based. Without preplanned models, data hygiene reports are forced to become vertical. We will transition the aptitude of user interfaces to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, interactive or to be long-term? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to engineer interactively than to strategize strategically. The branding factor is next-generation. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to generate holistically. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. 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Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? The functionalities factor is granular. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to innovate interactively. We will enlarge our capability to implement without lessening our ability to streamline. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to benchmark compellingly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Think intra-ubiquitous. The out-of-the-box interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing compliance" really mean? Think affiliate-based, compelling. Think mission-critical. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be dynamic? Without well-chosen paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to deploy iteravely. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "B2B2C users". Think back-end. Think seamless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not integrated, front-end. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-defined? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing.