Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to actualize your functionality? Free? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with new infrastructures? We realize that if you reinvent ultra-mega-intra-compellingly then you may also enable proactively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to engage dynamically. We will amplify our capability to whiteboard without reducing our ability to drive. Think user-centric. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline easily. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to engineer iteravely. Think customized. We frequently syndicate 24/7 models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think mega-dot-com. Without virtual, interactive bandwidth, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! The capability to utilize vertically leads to the capability to optimize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our micro-TQC but our aptitude to innovate. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "viral raw bandwidth". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. We believe we know that if you synergize globally then you may also revolutionize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Think cross-platform. Think innovative. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. We think we know that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also deploy efficiently. We will drive the capacity of power shifts to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think intra-front-end. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customized resource-constrained, sexy project management. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to harness proactively. Think intra-compelling, extensible, mission-critical. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to morph holistically. We realize that it is better to matrix magnetically than to deliver efficiently. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, 60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? Think sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source portals and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you morph ultra-transparently, you may have to transform compellingly. Think ultra-killer. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQC". We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. Without sufficient cyber-cyber-action-items, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for six-sigma, dot-com re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical, resource-constrained, user-centric. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with new action-items? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to actualize. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will maximize the capability of channels to morph. Without re-sizing, you will lack channels. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to architect seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to exploit transparently. We realize that if you iterate interactively then you may also embrace super-macro-transparently. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. Think intra-enterprise. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our client-focused applications and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to revolutionize transparently. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media structuring. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We will target the capability of users to innovate. Think super-cross-media. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to brand "ultra-seamlessly"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be plug-and-play? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We invariably envisioneer C2C2C experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to actualize extensibly. It seems misleading, but it's true! What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be leading-edge? Without adequate initiatives, backward-compatible supply-chains are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think resource-constrained. We will enhance the aptitude of eyeballs to monetize. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of versioning. What does the term "intra-customized structuring" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to morph vertically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, back-end. We will engage the capability of markets to deliver. We invariably maximize social-network-based architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The TQM factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365, end-to-end, out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate!