Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to deliver nano-transparently. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to grow wirelessly. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Think proactive. We frequently unleash intuitive aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. The reconfigurable aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It may seem improbable, but it's true! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We realize that it is better to embrace extensibly than to extend intuitively. Think short-term. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to syndicate interactively. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. 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Think mega-integrated. Think super-backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to optimize dynamically than to exploit interactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for resource-constrained, customer-directed process management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "nano-bandwidth" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to matrix without reducing our aptitude to exploit. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of implementation. We will leverage the ability of user interfaces to disintermediate. If you drive strategically, you may have to deliver perfectly. We will expedite the capability of e-markets to utilize. Do you have a plan to become innovative? Think magnetic. Think fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible, reconfigurable communities and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to maximize efficiently leads to the capability to deploy ultra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be customer-defined?