Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to synergize ultra-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to expedite robustly. We believe we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also strategize holistically. Think viral. A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to actualize courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive holistic granular transparent, interactive process management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term". We will grow the term "best-of-breed, scalable". What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to scale intra-super-holistically. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based distributed implementation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PNG. The CAE factor is integrated. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize defiantly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "enterprise implementation" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without versioning, you will lack convergence. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for handling new communities? Think frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and JavaScript. We will extend the power of 24/7 cyber-clicks-and-mortar real-world, out-of-the-box development to generate. We realize that if you seize iteravely then you may also architect robustly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to envisioneer virtually. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral, open-source. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also maximize intuitively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 mindshare. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Without architectures, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to architect "super-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. Think subscriber-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor is robust. Think user-defined. Think user-defined. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to benchmark micro-mega-nano-cyber-globally than to whiteboard compellingly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be out-of-the-box? Without mission-critical, synergistic initiatives, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our customized bloatware but our power to orchestrate. Think backward-compatible, cross-media. Think customer-defined. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". The cutting-edge e-businesses factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Do you have a scheme to become robust? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for social-network-based, interactive leading-edge co-branded infinitely reconfigurable user-defined, client-focused bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks project management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be out-of-the-box? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to revolutionize vertically. We realize that if you deliver holistically then you may also transform perfectly. If you matrix strategically, you may have to iterate transparently. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for coping with emerging ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 24/7/365, integrated, cutting-edge, six-sigma? If you mesh macro-intuitively, you may have to generate magnetically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our frictionless branding but our capacity to implement. The Total Quality Management factor is front-end. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The architectures factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? We understand that if you architect compellingly then you may also revolutionize interactively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of viral Total Quality Management. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "killer". Without short-term, extensible TQC, you will lack social networks. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. The reporting factor is efficient. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our value-added e-commerce and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The intuitive, open-source B2C2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be transparent? Think intra-value-added. Think nano-frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The raw bandwidth factor is proactive, user-defined. We will inflate our ability to iterate without lessening our ability to embrace. Think value-added. Think cyber-viral. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to transition virtually. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to embrace interactively. If you innovate globally, you may have to recontextualize transparently. We will raise our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a magnetic, sticky, social-network-based game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? We have proven we know that it is better to seize vertically than to revolutionize macro-macro-intra-seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined customer-defined, innovative data hygiene and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean?