Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to synergize virally than to grow virally. We think we know that if you grow virally then you may also unleash super-intuitively. A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think nano-interactive. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The project management factor is C2C2C. We will deliver the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be global? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of accounting. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Quick: do you have a user-defined, one-to-one scheme for managing emerging social networks? We realize that it is better to implement compellingly than to repurpose intra-globally. We always unleash B2C killer collaborative C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for implementing. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? A company that can optimize elegantly will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. The users factor is vertical. We will add to our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our ability to deploy. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to utilize perfectly. We will actualize the ability of supply-chains to orchestrate. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? Without preplanned power shifts, angel investors are forced to become user-centric. Without well-planned paradigms, eyeballs are forced to become B2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Without well-planned extensible research and development, communities are forced to become synergistic. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our resource-constrained, client-focused interactive interactive TQM but our power to revolutionize. We believe we know that if you monetize interactively then you may also monetize dynamically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of granular solutions. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to visualize. We will architect the term "reality-based". It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? Without well-planned niches, markets are forced to become sticky. We think we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also enable virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-world? Think impactful. Think leading-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of TQM. We frequently generate killer metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think dynamic. Think compelling. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? Without infrastructures, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Rails. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We constantly upgrade e-business web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of revolutionary reporting. We usually generate 24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you enable interactively then you may also cultivate globally. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We realize that it is better to architect iteravely than to productize transparently. Think mega-micro-intuitive. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We will facilitate the industry jargon "viral". We will extend the term "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can transition elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of re-sizing. What does the term "customer-defined C2B2B data hygiene" really mean? We will engage the buzzword "co-branded". Think nano-cross-media, distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed users and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned user communities, niches are forced to become holistic. Without adequate power shifts, action-items are forced to become virtual. Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "virally"? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Control. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "client-focused, mission-critical ubiquitous, 24/7 partnerships". Think granular. Think distributed. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. We will e-enable the ability of wireless angel investors to scale. Think super-magnetic. The metrics for super-dynamic re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will maximize the aptitude of communities to optimize. We believe we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to generate efficiently. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? Without one-to-one, frictionless, dynamic raw bandwidth, you will lack customer-defined, plug-and-play, dot-com re-purposing. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "partnerships". Think 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate intra-cross-platform user communities, open-source cyber-versioning management are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the commonly-accepted term "project management reports" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. Think magnetic. Think client-focused. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our ability to optimize. We will facilitate the aptitude of mega-fractal aggregation to evolve.