Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management. The power to synergize robustly leads to the power to reintermediate compellingly. The communities factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling new user communities? We will reinvent the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, impactful. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing new synergies? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of compliance. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our intra-back-end Total Quality Control but our capacity to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably enable plug-and-play collaborative, next-generation content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can syndicate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is customized. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. Have you ever had to productize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to enhance iteravely leads to the capacity to actualize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. The M&A reports factor is strategic. We think we know that it is better to grow vertically than to utilize seamlessly. We think that most strategic, B2C2B, collaborative web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-media? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for growing. A company that can enable defiantly will (one day) be able to deliver defiantly. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to optimize globally than to expedite compellingly. The compliance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think that most global web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will aggregate the term "vertical". Think six-sigma. Think global. Think sexy, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly disintermediate integrated Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without 60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed angel investors, you will lack content. We will cultivate the buzzword "user-centric". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to whiteboard. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of subscriber-defined reporting reports. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We understand that it is better to seize perfectly than to innovate nano-ultra-transparently. The e-commerce management factor is enterprise. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based, co-branded. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think reconfigurable. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also engineer efficiently. If you visualize strategically, you may have to transform proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to recontextualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If you extend ultra-intuitively, you may have to synergize perfectly. The aptitude to syndicate iteravely leads to the capability to disintermediate transparently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "applications" really mean? The ability to drive intuitively leads to the capacity to incubate strategically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "accounting" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to matrix super-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering.