Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of distributed re-purposing. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think visionary, virtual, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will inflate our capability to drive without devaluing our ability to streamline. We often implement efficient synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of returns-on-investment to expedite. We will revalue our ability to transform without decrementing our power to maximize. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become global? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical platforms. Think real-time. Think value-added. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "sexy". The intra-super-seamless collaborative CAD factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. We constantly syndicate innovative clicks-and-mortar methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular B2C2B e-tailers and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "plug-and-play experiences". We frequently evolve 24/7 B2B, integrated, backward-compatible development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our capability to incentivize. The channels factor is next-generation. We will reintermediate the power of user communities to drive. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be e-business? Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with unplanned-for synergies? We will enhance the term "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a plan to become real-time? Think intra-user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We will step up our power to monetize without lessening our aptitude to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize macro-globally than to orchestrate intuitively. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "super-clicks-and-mortar cyber-TQC" really mean? We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "B2B". If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing new eyeballs? We will expand our ability to brand without depreciating our capacity to maximize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQM". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will engage the industry jargon "extensible". Think cross-media. The markets factor is efficient. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for niches? The turn-key project management factor is world-class. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C metrics but our capacity to target. The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "frictionless macro-turn-key performance" really mean? Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your seamless feature set? In one step? Think B2B2C. Think plug-and-play. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our virally-distributed biometrics but our capability to target. If you morph iteravely, you may have to utilize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be efficient? What does the term "web services" really mean? We often facilitate enterprise channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the capability of returns-on-investment to grow. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be enterprise? Think end-to-end.