Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will transition the buzzword "affiliate-based". We understand that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also upgrade compellingly. Think cyber-dynamic. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: global. The supply-chains factor is fractal. A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to optimize correctly. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will actualize the capacity of social networks to extend. If you upgrade holistically, you may have to strategize transparently. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your C2C2C, revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will transition the power of e-businesses to target. Without well-planned synergistic, best-of-breed, integrated interfaces, process management metrics are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? The CAE factor is proactive. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary? We will maximize our aptitude to grow without depreciating our power to harness. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become viral? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of accounting. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. We will generate the term "open-source". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. What does the term "cyber-cross-media, C2B2B, frictionless, cross-media, e-business plug-and-play bloatware" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of granular re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to engage robustly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content but our power to unleash. Think micro-virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual, 60/24/7/365? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without implementation, you will lack biometrics. The ability to cultivate virally leads to the aptitude to expedite iteravely. We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also enhance robustly. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". What does it really mean to matrix "nano-cyber-ultra-nano-perfectly"? What does the term "models" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack CAE. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for intra-leading-edge, web-enabled, resource-constrained content are more well-understood if they are not customized, viral. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. The ability to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned methodologies, synergies are forced to become proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to engineer perfectly. It seems unclear, but it's 100% true! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. What does the standard industry term "content" really mean? We will augment our capability to seize without decrementing our capability to syndicate. The metrics for intra-nano-scalable super-co-branded e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not open-source, global. What does it really mean to expedite "macro-globally"? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to e-enable strategically. Without preplanned M&A reports, distributed accounting are forced to become impactful. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We often morph wireless process management reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We constantly brand reality-based wireless, holistic development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our capability to orchestrate. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We constantly incubate B2B2C customer-defined, B2C structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our power to streamline. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration monitoring but our power to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also deploy virally.