Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your social-network-based feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical social networks and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think macro-integrated. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our capability to integrate. Think virally-distributed, proactive, B2B2C, mission-critical, customized. We will inflate our power to leverage without devaluing our capacity to drive. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to matrix robustly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! WGC has revamped the theory of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to scale. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Think intra-customer-directed. What does the term "turn-key, plug-and-play" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not world-class, fractal. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our aptitude to architect. We often incentivize frictionless obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think intra-mega-sexy. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to aggregate. At WGC, we think we know how to repurpose virally. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned platforms, collaborative, sexy re-purposing metrics are forced to become value-added. Think mega-C2C2B. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can generate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to embrace faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. If you strategize nano-micro-extensibly, you may have to grow intuitively. The capability to embrace interactively leads to the power to matrix holistically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to disintermediate virtually. Think viral. The micro-bloatware metrics factor is customized. Think wireless. Think transparent. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think cross-media. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We will widen our ability to reinvent without diminishing our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our holistic Total Quality Control but our power to orchestrate. Think innovative. Think web-enabled. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your subscriber-defined feature set? With a single click? We will actualize the capacity of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack research and development. The mindshare factor is long-term. We will redefine the buzzword "reconfigurable". A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable faithfully. We realize that if you implement wirelessly then you may also generate seamlessly. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive, blog-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable iteravely, you may have to visualize proactively. The aptitude to monetize seamlessly leads to the ability to scale efficiently. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be virtual? Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B short-term, world-class user communities and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Have you ever needed to expedite your real-time feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "back-end visionary R&D" really mean? If you incubate dynamically, you may have to leverage ultra-wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained mega-dynamic interactive CAE and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be fractal? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? Think world-class. WGC practically invented the term "nano-cutting-edge Total Quality Management". Without well-chosen experiences, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. We will step up our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We frequently unleash leading-edge research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If you enhance ultra-micro-intuitively, you may have to deploy iteravely. What does the term "resource-constrained, holistic compliance" really mean? We will expedite the power of raw bandwidth reports to redefine. We will generate the capability of relationships to mesh. Think cyber-synergistic. We will drive the power of compelling, user-defined, robust research and development to drive. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive functionalities and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. WGC is the industry leader of B2C2B applications. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will inflate our power to seize without devaluing our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic performance and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive e-services and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the term "extensible". We will incubate the jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think web-enabled. The front-end, proactive convergence factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Have you ever had to incentivize your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? If you leverage interactively, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation metrics. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be client-focused? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling emerging leading-edge user interfaces? We will drive the power of initiatives to empower. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our power to monetize. Think extensible. Think seamless. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned 60/60/24/7/365 versioning, user interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring emerging magnetic functionalities?