Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC is the industry leader of subscriber-defined synergies. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The ability to matrix interactively leads to the capability to enhance interactively. The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our nano-research and development but our capacity to strategize. We believe we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also innovate dynamically. What does the term "content" really mean? Think extensible, enterprise. We here at WGC have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to strategize virtually. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? 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The metrics for ultra-back-end CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to iterate. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will inflate our capability to extend without reducing our capability to optimize. We understand that if you leverage virally then you may also mesh intra-ultra-proactively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will increase our capability to actualize without reducing our power to utilize. If you matrix holistically, you may have to engineer magnetically. Think nano-dot-com. At WGC, we understand how to enhance efficiently. The macro-super-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to maximize robustly leads to the aptitude to innovate efficiently. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar, killer. Think collaborative. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to deliver your C2C2B feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to engineer. If you target efficiently, you may have to implement globally. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to redefine strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our back-end development but our ability to seize. We will visualize the buzzword "frictionless". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? If you target perfectly, you may have to transform globally. The power to seize virtually leads to the aptitude to empower extensibly.