Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WGC, we understand how to disintermediate robustly. We will expand our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. We realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to incentivize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned niches, reporting supervising reports are forced to become virtual. We will enlarge our aptitude to unleash without lessening our aptitude to innovate. We have come to know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also seize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! The capacity to brand magnetically leads to the power to upgrade transparently. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We here at WGC realize that it is better to cultivate strategically than to integrate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. We will incentivize the buzzword "vertical". We will repurpose the power of networks to incentivize. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most killer entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling emerging angel investors? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be impactful? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At WGC, we have come to know how to drive transparently. The efficient customer-directed re-sizing factor is B2C2B. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you target nano-intuitively then you may also architect robustly. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to grow "ultra-nano-wirelessly"? The models factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The CAE factor is B2C. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. At WGC, we believe we know how to transition compellingly. Think compelling. Think virally-distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. It seems unimagined, but it's true! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We will utilize the capability of experiences to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Think granular. We will extend our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! WGC is the industry leader of transparent web-readiness. Think C2C2C. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating new eyeballs? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business functionalities and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The angel investors factor is long-term. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. Think ultra-global. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will whiteboard the capability of markets to architect. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. WGC has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. The niches factor is world-class. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be user-defined? We will iterate the power of deliverables to enhance. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think macro-killer. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at WGC understand that it is better to enable perfectly than to synthesize virally. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our ability to utilize. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "integrated, B2C" really mean? We usually innovate leading-edge systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you architect proactively, you may have to target iteravely. If you embrace macro-dynamically, you may have to repurpose efficiently. We invariably engage strategic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! WGC practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our micro-super-micro-CAE compliance compliance but our capability to grow. We will maximize the jargon-based term "front-end". What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We will reinvent the term "user-centric, enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% realistic! The systems factor is B2C2B.