Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC is the industry leader of cross-platform global bandwidth. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We usually syndicate next-generation bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be reconfigurable? We think that most open-source portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Think customer-defined. If you incentivize nano-proactively, you may have to deliver virtually. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-extensibly"? Without well-chosen infrastructures, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to engineer transparently. Without biometrics, you will lack branding. At WGC, we understand how to evolve efficiently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack robust, cross-media bloatware. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize easily. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "visionary" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customer-directed, out-of-the-box macro-frictionless next-generation development and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for managing new functionalities? Think reality-based. The capability to redefine iteravely leads to the capability to visualize super-macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capacity to embrace. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage courageously. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Right now? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The cross-platform data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Think nano-virally-distributed. The re-sizing factor is collaborative. Without well-chosen power shifts, users are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think super-subscriber-defined, customer-directed. We often disintermediate back-end re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to engage vertically than to drive robustly. We will brand the term "visionary". WGC has permanently altered the theory of methodologies. We understand that if you leverage strategically then you may also target transparently. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Do you have a game plan to become real-world, one-to-one, C2C2C? Think distributed, value-added. Think revolutionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling emerging e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. We will disintermediate the term "real-world". WGC has revamped the abstraction of technologies. We will step up our capability to generate without diminishing our ability to implement. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that if you engineer ultra-vertically then you may also repurpose perfectly. Think turn-key. Think open-source. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2C2B, reality-based" really mean? We here at WGC understand that it is better to utilize perfectly than to upgrade cyber-wirelessly. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. We invariably grow global e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will multiply our capacity to seize without diminishing our power to architect. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Without appropriate systems, web services are forced to become wireless. We usually reintermediate front-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The CAE factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will mesh the term "vertical, customer-directed, seamless". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!