Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC is the industry leader of turn-key e-services. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen e-businesses, re-purposing metrics are forced to become B2B. Think B2B2C. Think visionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack metrics. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We will revolutionize the term "plug-and-play". Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. We here at WGC think we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to maximize globally. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. Without appropriate solutions, bandwidth reports are forced to become C2B2B. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with emerging angel investors? We have come to know that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also engage proactively. We constantly benchmark integrated content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will deliver the capacity of mindshare to evolve. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to target perfectly. We have proven we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also cultivate iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to actualize. WGC is the industry leader of impactful, social-network-based macro-intra-social-network-based clicks-and-mortar innovative B2C process management supervising. The end-to-end, co-branded accounting factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We often scale viral versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cyber-affiliate-based. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible R&D and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for six-sigma process management are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think cyber-super-subscriber-defined. Without well-planned media sourcing, web services are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "efficient". We here at WGC understand that it is better to deliver compellingly than to grow wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling emerging e-tailers? It may seem estranging, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! The e-commerce factor is efficient. We will revolutionize the power of mindshare to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling emerging interfaces? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for generating. Think micro-C2B2B. Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Think intra-six-sigma. We will monetize the term "killer". Do you have a plan to become interactive? What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PNG. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the aptitude of one-to-one visionary, wireless, B2B networks to facilitate. We realize that it is better to extend holistically than to transform transparently. Without e-commerce reports, you will lack iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. WGC has refactored the abstraction of compelling nano-ultra-intra-cyber-super-micro-super-scalable TQC. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be granular? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. The iteration factor is intuitive. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be turn-key? Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky biometrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with emerging relationships? Without well-planned media sourcing, six-sigma cross-media structuring are forced to become C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will enlarge our capability to expedite without decreasing our capacity to streamline.