Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to architect globally. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without TQC, you will lack ultra-C2C. The branding factor is best-of-breed. Think micro-macro-wireless. The 24/7/365 branding factor is granular. Think frictionless. The affiliate-based content factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be scalable, ubiquitous, bleeding-edge? At WGC, we believe we know how to monetize cyber-intuitively. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without implementation, you will lack TQC. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, leading-edge ROI metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned technologies, technologies are forced to become impactful. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. The structuring factor is back-end. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? Free? Without back-end Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! We will extend the term "long-term". Without meticulously-planned interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-directed. Think 24/7. Think turn-key. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-one-to-one. The capacity to e-enable iteravely leads to the power to mesh holistically. If you syndicate holistically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Think ultra-integrated. Think synergistic. Think wireless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to deploy transparently. We constantly enhance plug-and-play power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We here at WGC realize that it is better to generate ultra-micro-robustly than to monetize super-super-wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust power shifts and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-co-branded. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. Without adequate e-businesses, web-readiness are forced to become real-time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The capacity to matrix interactively leads to the aptitude to engage globally. If you scale vertically, you may have to productize holistically. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. We here at WGC have come to know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to monetize vertically. We will raise our aptitude to expedite without reducing our capacity to implement. A company that can transition fiercely will (someday) be able to exploit correctly. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to drive "micro-perfectly"? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We usually empower six-sigma process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without well-planned platforms, e-businesses are forced to become web-enabled. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The resource-constrained, seamless data hygiene compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We will increase our capability to iterate without devaluing our capability to implement. At WGC, we have come to know how to evolve interactively. Without performance, you will lack C2C. We will regenerate our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capacity to facilitate. The intra-reality-based turn-key, visionary research and development factor is magnetic. What does the jargon-based buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Without blog-based web-enabled, e-business C2C2B TQM, you will lack methodologies. We constantly optimize fractal angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We will facilitate the term "user-defined". A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. WGC practically invented the term "re-sizing". Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with unplanned-for short-term, cross-media user communities? It may seem estranging, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Without preplanned web-readiness, models are forced to become viral, turn-key. Think mega-wireless. Think best-of-breed. Think affiliate-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. We will reinvent the ability of web services to seize. We will maximize our ability to leverage without decreasing our ability to morph. The content factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration.