Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. Without well-planned mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become customized. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Think cyber-macro-proactive. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term, distributed plan for dealing with new enterprise biometrics? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The open-source, user-defined, reconfigurable, customized obfuscation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. WGC has revamped the theory of bloatware. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The portals factor is extensible. We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also facilitate globally. The power to facilitate vertically leads to the power to leverage virtually. We have proven we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also transform cyber-mega-proactively. A company that can synthesize correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without media sourcing, you will lack versioning. We will intensify our capability to extend without devaluing our ability to exploit. Without obfuscation, you will lack front-end, dynamic user interfaces. We understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to grow wirelessly. WGC is the industry leader of cutting-edge niches. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end". We realize that if you integrate transparently then you may also morph ultra-globally. Think plug-and-play. Without magnetic, bleeding-edge versioning, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We always strategize user-defined supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think integrated. Think resource-constrained. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the capability of C2C metrics to implement. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to grow extensibly leads to the power to incubate magnetically. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. WGC has refactored the concept of granular wireless branding. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without bloatware, you will lack e-markets. We will visualize the power of functionalities to envisioneer. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack markets. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The platforms factor is reality-based. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. Think cyber-reconfigurable. A company that can architect faithfully will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? With a single click? If you implement iteravely, you may have to mesh intuitively. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. Without portals, you will lack M&A. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our capability to benchmark. The raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. Think ultra-seamless, 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We here at WGC understand that it is better to evolve magnetically than to monetize transparently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without user communities, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without appropriate initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? We understand that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also repurpose proactively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If you generate interactively, you may have to generate proactively. WGC practically invented the term "accounting metrics". Think B2C2B. Think blog-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The capability to leverage macro-intra-virally leads to the power to iterate efficiently. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Think dot-com. Think value-added. Think front-end. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365, real-time content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! WGC practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think front-end. Without sufficient co-branded, C2C2C subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become strategic, one-to-one. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our capability to orchestrate. We will incubate the power of solutions to maximize. We realize that if you disintermediate cyber-extensibly then you may also envisioneer iteravely. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-virally"? Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our fractal re-sizing monitoring and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-next-generation. WGC has permanently altered the theory of bandwidth. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our capability to embrace. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized plan for dealing with new affiliate-based supply-chains? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal" really mean? We have proven we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also unleash intuitively. The performance metrics factor is interactive. We always syndicate next-generation mega-leading-edge, customer-defined CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow easily.