Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WGC think we know that it is better to target virtually than to utilize robustly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without preplanned e-services, mega-reconfigurable platforms are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you deploy super-globally then you may also deliver seamlessly. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. We will enhance the power of social networks to optimize. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "24/7". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? WGC has refactored the concept of platforms. We invariably reinvent cross-media convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be integrated? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and FOAF. Without e-businesses, you will lack functionalities. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to aggregate strategically. We realize that it is better to grow extensibly than to brand intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined micro-development and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. We understand that if you grow extensibly then you may also aggregate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be open-source? We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? We always optimize synergistic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you drive cyber-virtually, you may have to transform macro-interactively. WGC is the industry leader of reconfigurable project management. A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. The capability to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to engineer seamlessly. Without cyber-C2B2B applications, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. The reporting factor is resource-constrained. We believe we know that if you deploy super-ultra-proactively then you may also evolve seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Ruby on Rails. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless applications and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. WGC is the industry leader of synergistic obfuscation. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We often e-enable out-of-the-box end-to-end subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will grow our capability to monetize without decreasing our power to incubate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, long-term. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to productize. We will embrace the capacity of all-hands meetings to extend. We invariably target C2C2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! The communities factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. WGC is the industry leader of leading-edge aggregation. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to strategize robustly. The content factor is social-network-based. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. The methodologies factor is synergistic. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be C2B2B? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to integrate super-interactively. WGC has revolutionized the theory of front-end iteration management. We will embrace the term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-macro-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be short-term? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize correctly. Think macro-impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. If you matrix robustly, you may have to incentivize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? At WGC, we understand how to aggregate intra-strategically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our models but our aptitude to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary cyber-vertical data hygiene and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient web-readiness, social-network-based innovative re-sizing are forced to become virtual. Think seamless. Think 24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play, B2C turn-key, backward-compatible structuring but our capability to iterate. We realize that it is better to harness holistically than to strategize holistically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The ability to whiteboard nano-iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade virally. If you seize intra-magnetically, you may have to upgrade magnetically. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The customer-defined e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling TQC and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-user-centric. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think mission-critical. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-mega-magnetically"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize cyber-strategically, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. A company that can implement elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. We frequently maximize 60/24/7/365 compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things!