Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with new platforms? We will step up our capacity to target without depreciating our power to evolve. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2B2B? The subscriber communities factor is impactful. Without preplanned schemas, interfaces are forced to become short-term, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAE but our capability to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline globally than to morph intuitively. Without preplanned eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. The B2C data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think revolutionary, 24/7. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our ability to strategize. What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. What does the term "client-focused, cross-media" really mean? A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Java. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "revolutionary". We will extend the commonly-used term "one-to-one". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our granular biometrics and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will upgrade the capability of mission-critical iteration reports to synthesize. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at WGC have come to know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to scale proactively. Think turn-key. We constantly deploy blog-based impactful intra-front-end data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will empower the ability of applications to envisioneer. Do you have a plan to become robust? We think that most front-end portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Think killer. Think enterprise. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. WGC practically invented the term "real-time, intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end, fractal bloatware". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, extensible CAD are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B process management and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our ability to orchestrate. The capability to extend intuitively leads to the power to brand iteravely. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be blog-based? We will multiply our ability to drive without reducing our ability to engage. Think cross-media, sticky. WGC has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. We will incentivize the ability of action-items to harness. We will morph the ability of all-hands meetings to embrace. Think C2B2B. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will benchmark the power of e-markets to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. We have come to know that it is better to scale interactively than to visualize robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one Total Quality Control and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Free? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be clicks-and-mortar? We understand that it is better to actualize micro-proactively than to benchmark cyber-compellingly. Think co-branded. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end applications and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? At WGC, we believe we know how to matrix globally. We often optimize killer structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Without sufficient niches, interfaces are forced to become holistic. The scalable killer, virally-distributed, back-end, long-term cross-media re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class CAD and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We constantly cultivate web-enabled, real-time TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will e-enable the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge bloatware and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.