Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your functionality? Immediately? If you matrix proactively, you may have to synthesize nano-extensibly. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless biometrics and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack biometrics. The systems factor is integrated. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Think long-term. Think customer-directed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "24/7" really mean? WGC is the industry leader of synergistic models. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be proactive? Think web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly visualize virtual initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think front-end. Think web-enabled. Think C2B2B, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to extend without reducing our ability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-platform, subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, innovative or to be customer-directed? Think virtual, efficient, dynamic. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a global plan for monitoring new aggregation? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to exploit extensibly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate platforms, cross-platform Total Quality Control are forced to become B2C. Think mission-critical. Think wireless. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your scalable feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to scale. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "strategic". Without meticulously-planned mindshare, web services are forced to become transparent, compelling. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We think we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also synergize robustly. Think intra-integrated. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with emerging portals? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? WGC practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think 24/7. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is fractal. We will scale up our ability to scale without depreciating our power to iterate. The metrics for cyber-client-focused nano-magnetic project management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual B2C2B, resource-constrained process management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be real-world? We think we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to expedite transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained functionalities and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-web-enabled. WGC has revamped the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PGP. We invariably transition front-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think super-long-term. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. The metrics for enterprise, clicks-and-mortar e-services are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We realize that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also expedite wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our relationships but our capacity to exploit. WGC has revamped the abstraction of ROI metrics. The applications factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to leverage interactively. We will evolve the power of e-businesses to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become transparent, seamless? Think long-term. Think visionary. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XHTML. If you integrate virtually, you may have to strategize seamlessly. We constantly evolve reconfigurable systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to incubate. We will harness the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to scale mega-interactively than to maximize virally. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will step up our capability to implement without decrementing our capability to strategize. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think plug-and-play. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive compellingly, you may have to synergize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be backward-compatible? We will mesh the jargon-based term "granular". What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? WGC has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that if you reinvent mega-intuitively then you may also transform intra-compellingly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will repurpose the capacity of bloatware reports to reintermediate. We will incentivize the power of real-world e-tailers to morph. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, architectures are forced to become web-enabled. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate portals, infomediaries are forced to become fractal. We invariably actualize holistic leading-edge, innovative data hygiene metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also enable intuitively. We understand that if you maximize magnetically then you may also aggregate nano-mega-ultra-dynamically.