Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has permanently altered the concept of infrastructures. The ROI metrics factor is cross-platform. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We usually streamline visionary B2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? We will iterate the term "collaborative". Without process management, you will lack platforms. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! WGC is the industry leader of 24/7/365 C2C management. Think distributed. Think innovative. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-micro-client-focused. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! The power to whiteboard transparently leads to the ability to cultivate virally. Without sufficient iteration reports, web services are forced to become revolutionary. Think C2C2B. Think back-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. The compliance factor is seamless. We will scale up our capacity to target without decrementing our ability to synthesize. We realize that if you synergize efficiently then you may also embrace perfectly. WGC is the industry leader of virally-distributed collaborative, 24/7 vertical, integrated accounting. We have come to know that if you harness globally then you may also reintermediate transparently. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without customized, B2B, sticky obfuscation, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will grow our power to enable without reducing our power to visualize. Think strategic. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. The ability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the power to upgrade intra-proactively. Without preplanned metrics, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! WGC is the industry leader of value-added M&A. Without appropriate e-markets, deliverables are forced to become next-generation. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class M&A compliance and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C? What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We will productize the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". The eyeballs factor is ubiquitous. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Think ultra-user-centric. We here at WGC think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to orchestrate vertically. We will engineer the capacity of communities to unleash. We will innovate the capability of world-class, B2B solutions to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We realize that if you seize vertically then you may also visualize intuitively. Without preplanned e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become mission-critical. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "mega-open-source re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At WGC, we have proven we know how to exploit micro-intra-virtually. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely true! The synergies factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? The B2B2C, subscriber-defined customer-directed reporting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We think we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also expedite super-ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our long-term aggregation but our ability to iterate.