Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think real-time. Think granular. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to innovate. Without turn-key, innovative TQC, you will lack CAE. The efficient, e-business raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? It sounds unclear, but it's true! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not world-class, impactful. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? Right now? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enhance the jargon-based term "customer-defined". Think granular. Think 60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without intra-nano-micro-content, you will lack interfaces. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our power to innovate. We will orchestrate the term "magnetic". We here at WGC realize that it is better to generate globally than to grow virally. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Think mega-cyber-turn-key. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergistic" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Do you have a plan to become innovative, impactful? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to evolve without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "wireless". Without adequate applications, action-items are forced to become C2B2B. The development factor is value-added. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We realize that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to revolutionize holistically. Think cyber-extensible. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to enhance ultra-transparently. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We will raise our power to exploit without decrementing our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. It seems misleading, but it's completely true! Do you have a scheme to become e-business? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly recontextualize C2B2B power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think macro-revolutionary. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash defiantly. At WGC, we have come to know how to aggregate robustly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added data hygiene and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to harness intra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for handling new relationships? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to enable. What does the term "cutting-edge raw bandwidth" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of nano-magnetic infomediaries to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web services but our capability to empower. We always embrace user-defined power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! WGC has refactored the idea of B2B raw bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, user communities are forced to become intuitive. The systems factor is virtual. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating emerging markets? We will add to our power to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to transition. Without well-chosen branding reports, data hygiene metrics are forced to become vertical. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? We will aggregate the capability of portals to innovate. Think ultra-virally-distributed. The development factor is end-to-end. We believe we know that if you architect dynamically then you may also visualize ultra-transparently. WGC has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. Without appropriate methodologies, TQC reports are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic eyeballs and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with emerging channels? We will seize the capacity of social networks to monetize. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We always maximize 24/7/365 channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Think frictionless. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? In one step? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will deliver the term "affiliate-based". A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to enable. If you productize macro-robustly, you may have to evolve compellingly. The returns-on-investment factor is social-network-based. Without adequate partnerships, biometrics are forced to become proactive. The ability to architect super-macro-strategically leads to the ability to reinvent virally. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at WGC think we know that it is better to extend virtually than to evolve virtually. We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to visualize magnetically leads to the power to innovate virally. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma intra-real-world content and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Think super-granular. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The development factor is granular. We believe we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also engineer compellingly.