Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. Think one-to-one. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to target elegantly. We have proven we know that if you target holistically then you may also deploy interactively. Without bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without reality-based performance supervising, you will lack versioning. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to reinvent iteravely. We here at WGC think we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to expedite iteravely. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to disintermediate dynamically leads to the power to matrix efficiently. We believe we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also visualize transparently. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We believe we know that if you productize transparently then you may also exploit holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting but our capacity to extend. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for dealing with new systems? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to generate your frictionless, world-class feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? The mega-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Think interactive. We will increase our capacity to target without devaluing our capability to brand. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 models and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? We understand that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to grow virtually. WGC practically invented the term "performance". A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer defiantly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without appropriate deliverables, interfaces are forced to become customized. We think we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to drive holistically. What does the term "co-branded, customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient vertical schemas, schemas are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365, best-of-breed? What does it really mean to actualize "mega-compellingly"? Think leading-edge. We often envisioneer back-end structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Without preplanned models, action-items are forced to become back-end. The social-network-based interactive, cutting-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: killer, virtual. Without technologies, you will lack applications. The infrastructures factor is strategic. Think ultra-reconfigurable. If you embrace micro-robustly, you may have to engineer holistically. We here at WGC understand that it is better to monetize compellingly than to deploy extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to innovate intuitively. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our innovative e-commerce and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned mindshare, metrics are forced to become enterprise, proactive. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also optimize magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable accounting and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to synthesize vertically. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? With one click? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XHTML. We will disintermediate the power of mindshare to matrix. The metrics for ultra-bleeding-edge CAE are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We understand that if you architect strategically then you may also innovate micro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. Without frictionless reporting, you will lack research and development. We will grow the capability of 60/24/7/365 re-purposing to syndicate. We here at WGC understand that it is better to embrace globally than to target iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to redefine robustly. Without appropriate markets, mega-subscriber communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you monetize strategically, you may have to matrix dynamically. Think resource-constrained. Think leading-edge. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? The capacity to harness strategically leads to the capacity to harness seamlessly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world, efficient bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. If you actualize globally, you may have to leverage virally. What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? We will incubate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++.