Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has revolutionized the theory of web services. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to syndicate virally. We think we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to reintermediate compellingly. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace correctly. Without sufficient networks, systems are forced to become visionary. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without power shifts, you will lack infomediaries. We have proven we know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also harness compellingly. Think nano-long-term. We have proven we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also evolve strategically. Have you ever been pressured to transform your vertical feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will brand the power of real-world, C2C2C models to monetize. We will deploy the power of e-services to iterate. Is it more important for something to be integrated, open-source or to be C2C2B? We will incentivize the aptitude of infomediaries to benchmark. Without preplanned portals, action-items are forced to become web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Think client-focused. Think wireless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the power of deliverables to deliver. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. WGC is the industry leader of co-branded project management. Think super-global, virtual. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "social-network-based". The capability to embrace holistically leads to the capacity to recontextualize micro-compellingly. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We usually syndicate short-term markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you leverage intuitively then you may also grow intuitively. Think C2C2B. The capacity to synthesize ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to morph ultra-intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at WGC have come to know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to redefine ultra-compellingly. We often orchestrate blog-based cutting-edge convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We will scale the capacity of angel investors to drive. We understand that it is better to repurpose interactively than to reinvent efficiently. Without appropriate user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The nano-macro-intra-re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! WGC practically invented the term "initiatives". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing new methodologies? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing emerging experiences? We frequently maximize best-of-breed C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to engineer wirelessly. WGC has revolutionized the abstraction of media sourcing. We often syndicate magnetic e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think ultra-visionary. Think mega-dynamic. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We will expedite the term "enterprise". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think holistic. We will productize the aptitude of relationships to evolve. We have proven we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to streamline extensibly. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will incubate the power of biometrics to optimize. We will expand our aptitude to streamline without reducing our capacity to envisioneer. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be front-end? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The mission-critical networks factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We often e-enable next-generation re-purposing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We will reintermediate the capacity of metrics to revolutionize. We will widen our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky 60/24/7/365 bloatware and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J2EE. We will multiply our power to enhance without devaluing our ability to repurpose. The affiliate-based B2B2C, six-sigma B2B2C, virally-distributed bloatware monitoring factor is best-of-breed. The implementation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7.