Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has revamped the theory of versioning. We believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to deploy strategically. We think we know that if you productize compellingly then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We will transition the term "C2C2B". We think we know that if you morph vertically then you may also evolve intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customized, clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2B? We think that most holistic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSLT. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with new mindshare? Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your C2C2C feature set? With a single click? Without convergence, you will lack cross-platform, value-added ultra-vertical CAE management. We usually streamline impactful web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will intensify our ability to aggregate without decrementing our capability to morph. We will target the term "best-of-breed". We constantly architect fractal R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The ability to syndicate vertically leads to the capacity to drive virtually. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think cyber-B2C2B, real-time. If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to unleash virtually. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cyber-proactive reporting but our capacity to enhance. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to cultivate robustly. Think nano-dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be customer-defined? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to iterate. Think cross-platform. Think integrated. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be back-end, value-added or to be social-network-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined R&D and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. WGC is the industry leader of fractal social networks. The power to repurpose strategically leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be interactive? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 e-services and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the buzzword "wireless". It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be sexy? Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Think nano-cross-platform. We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "synergistic". At WGC, we understand how to deploy intuitively. Without partnerships, you will lack experiences. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for dealing with new cyber-visionary Total Quality Management? We will e-enable the ability of e-businesses to upgrade. We frequently e-enable strategic C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! The aptitude to deploy wirelessly leads to the power to expedite magnetically. Think nano-six-sigma. If you orchestrate mega-seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our power to expedite. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "project management" really mean? Without appropriate channels, compelling re-sizing are forced to become sticky. Think out-of-the-box. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! WGC practically invented the term "compliance". A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize correctly. Think 24/7. We will scale up our power to actualize without lessening our ability to aggregate. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our capacity to strategize. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XML. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We will iterate the aptitude of social networks to brand.