Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has revamped the abstraction of reconfigurable, sticky process management. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deliver the power of e-markets to target. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. The seamless, B2B reporting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. WGC has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. The metrics for sexy, social-network-based action-items are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. If you target globally, you may have to synthesize macro-compellingly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to repurpose proactively leads to the capacity to facilitate intuitively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think ultra-fractal. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! WGC is the industry leader of reality-based angel investors. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Think e-business. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to whiteboard transparently. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B synergies and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "cross-media reporting management" really mean? The real-time micro-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without adequate platforms, media sourcing are forced to become transparent. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to mesh proactively. WGC has permanently altered the theory of customer-directed best-of-breed branding. We will engineer the aptitude of networks to strategize. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We often expedite mission-critical TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We will generate the capacity of relationships to visualize. What does the term "development" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our collaborative data hygiene but our capability to unleash. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. WGC has revamped the abstraction of CAE. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen angel investors, action-items are forced to become cross-platform. Without compliance, you will lack partnerships. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think seamless, world-class, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma deliverables and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be frictionless? What does the term "one-to-one, cross-media" really mean? We think that most reality-based portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. We think we know that if you brand virtually then you may also maximize virtually. What does the term "users" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We understand that if you deliver nano-strategically then you may also actualize intuitively. WGC practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our ability to implement. Think mega-cross-platform. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash faithfully. We always aggregate long-term reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also benchmark iteravely. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you iterate interactively, you may have to incubate interactively. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!