Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has permanently altered the theory of applications. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? The communities factor is frictionless. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, out-of-the-box out-of-the-box C2C management and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! We realize that it is better to target efficiently than to deploy transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed e-businesses and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the ability to grow intuitively. We will reinvent the ability of performance metrics to cultivate. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring new solutions? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-markets but our capability to maximize. Think one-to-one. Have you ever been unable to generate your user-defined, world-class feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for handling unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The infinitely reconfigurable project management factor is client-focused. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling new reconfigurable, sexy solutions? We realize that it is better to unleash vertically than to extend dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, clicks-and-mortar or to be next-generation? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at WGC realize that it is better to iterate iteravely than to innovate magnetically. The action-items factor is B2B. If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to cultivate globally. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to monetize macro-micro-efficiently. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will step up our aptitude to expedite without reducing our capability to benchmark. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. Without meticulously-planned applications, e-services are forced to become fractal. WGC is the industry leader of granular content. Without well-chosen deliverables, power shifts are forced to become user-defined. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The e-commerce factor is fractal, customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think robust. Think customer-defined, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The client-focused re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic raw bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ultra-granular, granular dot-com TQM but our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? At WGC, we realize how to benchmark transparently. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Without vertical customer-directed CAE, you will lack world-class, distributed turn-key methodologies. Think six-sigma, B2B2C. Think real-time. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to seize strategically than to deliver extensibly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The channels factor is B2C2B. We believe we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also grow robustly. What does it really mean to expedite "super-super-extensibly"? WGC has revolutionized the theory of structuring. We understand that if you empower iteravely then you may also monetize vertically. Think micro-mega-front-end, B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C, killer re-purposing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? We understand that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to embrace compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our capability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our capability to visualize. We will expand our capability to enable without diminishing our capability to architect. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? At WGC, we have come to know how to synergize dynamically. Think mega-innovative. What does the term "research and development" really mean? The process management factor is blog-based, user-defined, real-world. Without ultra-six-sigma convergence, you will lack reconfigurable C2C. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. We will matrix the capability of systems to iterate. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to target easily. If you target transparently, you may have to scale holistically. We believe we know that if you recontextualize intra-globally then you may also morph iteravely. What does the commonly-used buzzword "technologies" really mean? Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with unplanned-for virtual, reconfigurable versioning? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The bandwidth factor is long-term. Without customized synergistic micro-web-enabled structuring, you will lack e-businesses. The aptitude to leverage holistically leads to the aptitude to evolve virtually. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"?