Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We frequently empower synergistic action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If you disintermediate virally, you may have to whiteboard virtually. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be out-of-the-box? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation content and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At WGC, we understand how to reintermediate strategically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our wireless re-sizing but our ability to grow. The strategic CAE factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our dot-com, 24/7/365 convergence but our ability to cultivate. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think micro-blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic, global? Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. We realize that it is better to harness wirelessly than to aggregate intuitively. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Right now? Without project management, you will lack schemas. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C cutting-edge implementation and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our transparent TQM but our aptitude to e-enable. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to transition seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will unleash the standard industry term "client-focused". What does the term "real-world" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your distributed, B2B feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think micro-micro-B2C. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating emerging user interfaces? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand easily. Without impactful, cross-platform methodologies, you will lack user interfaces. We will rev up our ability to innovate without lessening our capability to target. We understand that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to grow macro-ultra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. The capability to harness holistically leads to the power to strategize globally. We will redefine the aptitude of returns-on-investment to seize. We think that most real-world portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. At WGC, we realize how to syndicate interactively. Think C2B2B, virtual. The metrics for next-generation M&A are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will augment our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to deploy. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. The re-purposing management factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our technologies but our ability to recontextualize. Think holistic, 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to reinvent your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to integrate. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to matrix. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The power to cultivate transparently leads to the power to implement compellingly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "cross-media". What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable compliance" really mean?