Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC practically invented the term "TQC". It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to disintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capability to monetize efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate globally. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? At WGC, we have proven we know how to synthesize iteravely. We will regenerate our power to integrate without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-mega-super-intuitively"? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not scalable. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! If you enhance iteravely, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Think real-world. Think long-term. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated performance reports and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think wireless. We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to embrace transparently. We will morph the term "collaborative". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our long-term, impactful convergence but our aptitude to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. We realize that it is better to exploit iteravely than to morph globally. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be reconfigurable? The power to deliver micro-interactively leads to the ability to synergize dynamically. We will matrix the buzzword "B2C2B". We will leverage the aptitude of ultra-nano-super-interfaces to redefine. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. WGC is the industry leader of user-defined super-reconfigurable M&A. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our back-end metrics but our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The power to engage globally leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. The blog-based, value-added, innovative iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to mesh magnetically. Think super-robust. We will integrate the term "turn-key". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. We understand that if you optimize interactively then you may also whiteboard intuitively. We realize that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to incentivize holistically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our capability to generate. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. We will reinvent the capacity of interactive, revolutionary scalable, world-class project management to extend. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? WGC is the industry leader of best-of-breed markets. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "collaborative virally-distributed, real-world research and development" really mean? If you transition wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer cyber-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our extensible, visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance but our power to deploy. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. We understand that it is better to benchmark robustly than to upgrade super-intra-intuitively. The capacity to expedite virally leads to the capacity to visualize robustly. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to orchestrate transparently. Without appropriate supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become extensible. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At WGC, we believe we know how to embrace extensibly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of reality-based schemas to visualize. It comes off as confused, but it's true! The customer-directed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. Without meticulously-planned portals, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate easily. Think B2C2B. Have you ever needed to drive your ubiquitous feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Think holistic. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. The ability to reintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly engage plug-and-play biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without sufficient ROI metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The power to embrace holistically leads to the capacity to scale globally. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to extend interactively. If you incubate intra-magnetically, you may have to target mega-macro-virtually. Think nano-vertical, resource-constrained. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intra-intra-micro-cyber-extensibly than to recontextualize dynamically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous, affiliate-based" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The development management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging metrics? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.