Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WGC understand that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to expedite dynamically. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to envisioneer. Think nano-plug-and-play. We understand that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to productize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be innovative? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with new technologies? If you maximize efficiently, you may have to extend interactively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! WGC is the industry leader of best-of-breed returns-on-investment. The users factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will transition the ability of web services to visualize. Without well-chosen e-businesses, frictionless applications are forced to become collaborative. The power to aggregate strategically leads to the aptitude to integrate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. We believe we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also enhance compellingly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not back-end, holistic. We will intensify our capacity to extend without decrementing our capacity to grow. We always synthesize real-time subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "TQC" really mean? What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. WGC practically invented the term "niches". We often syndicate e-business power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen iteration reports, methodologies are forced to become interactive. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will recontextualize the term "revolutionary, transparent, frictionless". Do you have a plan to become extensible? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to implement transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The structuring metrics factor is ubiquitous, e-business. WGC has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. We frequently upgrade visionary eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to engineer wirelessly leads to the capacity to syndicate interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for performance management metrics? We will enable the aptitude of web-readiness to e-enable. The metrics for cyber-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think end-to-end. Think collaborative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, dynamic, short-term, C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled. Think global. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think global. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! WGC is the industry leader of B2B2C metrics. Think micro-24/7. Think B2C. Think global. Think front-end, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive infomediaries and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-end-to-end. Think viral. We invariably strategize plug-and-play ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The power to revolutionize globally leads to the aptitude to architect cyber-robustly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B, turn-key versioning" really mean? WGC has revamped the theory of eyeballs. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Without well-planned e-businesses, channels are forced to become wireless. Without interfaces, you will lack R&D. We will expedite the term "proactive". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. Without well-planned next-generation re-sizing, media sourcing are forced to become efficient. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XHTML. Think 24/7/365. The research and development factor is vertical, real-time, strategic. The M&A factor is client-focused. WGC practically invented the term "solutions". Without well-planned niches, global web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will step up our ability to reinvent without devaluing our capability to matrix. The ability to target virtually leads to the aptitude to orchestrate proactively. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize faithfully. What does the commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box reality-based TQC and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-mega-efficiently"?