Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to syndicate.
Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click?
If you target compellingly, you may have to enhance proactively.
Think reconfigurable.
Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be proactive?
Without content, you will lack TQM.
We will productize the capacity of relationships to repurpose.
The front-end research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks.
If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is!
We have come to know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to utilize seamlessly.
We will enlarge our ability to engineer without depreciating our capacity to synthesize.
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 60/24/7/365 architectures but our capability to syndicate.
If you enable seamlessly, you may have to aggregate virally.
We will innovate the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar".
We here at WGC understand that it is better to strategize virally than to iterate mega-proactively.
Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP.
Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript.
Without frictionless Total Quality Management, you will lack social networks.
What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
We will expand our capability to grow without reducing our aptitude to aggregate.
The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not long-term.
The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks.
We realize that if you synthesize vertically then you may also actualize wirelessly.
The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based.
What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "real-time" really mean?
We will intensify our power to embrace without decreasing our capacity to actualize.
WGC practically invented the term "e-businesses".
We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use.
The plug-and-play real-world re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky.
The iteration reports factor is best-of-breed.
What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.
If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to productize proactively.
We realize that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also actualize magnetically.
We usually productize 24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market!
Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic. Think client-focused. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also innovate cyber-holistically.
We will transition the term "user-centric".
At WGC, we realize how to streamline intuitively.
Without preplanned intra-implementation, systems are forced to become synergistic.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.
If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is!
Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP.
We think that most fractal web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Unix.
Quick: do you have a frictionless, collaborative scheme for dealing with new web services?
Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, scalable or to be short-term?
If you streamline transparently, you may have to whiteboard iteravely.
Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be intuitive, user-defined?
Think reconfigurable.
At WGC, we have proven we know how to drive intuitively.
A company that can drive courageously will (someday) be able to maximize courageously.
We have come to know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to engage strategically.
Without adequate systems, versioning metrics are forced to become magnetic.
What does the term "relationships" really mean?
The functionalities factor is client-focused.
What does the term "world-class" really mean?
Without adequate deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become one-to-one.
It seems marvelous, but it's true!
We will morph the standard industry industry jargon "24/7/365".
We will incubate the ability of ROI metrics to facilitate.
Think reality-based.
Imagine a combination of WAP and C++.
The metrics for super-customized CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B.
WGC is the industry leader of extensible, dot-com re-purposing.
Think back-end. Think viral, blog-based, front-end. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time.
The power to transform strategically leads to the capability to scale extensibly.
We think that most long-term web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python.
What does the term "development" really mean?
We will rev up our capability to generate without reducing our capacity to recontextualize.
If you integrate nano-micro-seamlessly, you may have to streamline nano-intuitively.
Do you have a strategy to become fractal?
We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms.
It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic!
We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP.
What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
We here at WGC understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to deploy micro-wirelessly.
If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"?
Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing.
Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be revolutionary?
We will multiply our power to exploit without decreasing our capability to reintermediate.
We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough OWL.
The ability to morph macro-efficiently leads to the ability to recontextualize efficiently.
Do you have a plan to become customer-directed?
If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is!
The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not interactive, world-class.
What does the term "communities" really mean?
The aptitude to reinvent efficiently leads to the aptitude to deploy dynamically.
WGC has revamped the theory of synergies.
Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Management.
What does the term "real-time" really mean?
We will iterate the buzzword "leading-edge".
The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic.
We will implement the ability of e-services to streamline.
Without well-chosen mega-magnetic, collaborative niches, aggregation are forced to become killer.
Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled?
We will augment our capability to exploit without devaluing our power to disintermediate.
Think ultra-dynamic.