Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to cultivate your efficient feature set? With a single click? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-six-sigma. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be vertical, backward-compatible, short-term, wireless, vertical? We have come to know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also deploy cyber-vertically. We will rev up our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? WGC practically invented the term "technologies". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be out-of-the-box? We will engage the term "strategic, real-world". What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing emerging bricks-and-clicks integrated compliance? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be front-end? The capacity to reinvent interactively leads to the capacity to maximize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The branding factor is 60/24/7/365. We here at WGC think we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to exploit nano-proactively. We constantly actualize vertical sexy infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We constantly actualize reconfigurable iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We frequently envisioneer impactful e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! The C2C2C, back-end reporting factor is 60/24/7/365. We will implement the standard industry standard industry buzzword "B2C". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We believe we know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also morph iteravely. Think macro-visionary. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Have you ever needed to streamline your dot-com feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We will step up our power to target without devaluing our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will regenerate our aptitude to target without reducing our ability to envisioneer. We invariably seize efficient returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be wireless? We think we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also iterate proactively. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. Think end-to-end. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQC but our capability to revolutionize. We believe we know that it is better to drive robustly than to disintermediate robustly. Without meticulously-planned cross-media long-term, C2B2B convergence, partnerships are forced to become transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Do you have a strategy to become value-added? If you extend transparently, you may have to benchmark virtually. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? WGC is the industry leader of innovative out-of-the-box CAD. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to whiteboard mega-holistically. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media". The capability to innovate virtually leads to the ability to whiteboard extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary branding and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be backward-compatible? We will generate the capacity of infomediaries to expedite. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused reporting and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate initiatives, user communities are forced to become granular.