Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "niches". It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% 100% 100% true! A company that can generate easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. What does the term "research and development metrics" really mean? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to synergize without devaluing our ability to brand. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Without web-readiness, you will lack communities. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-intuitively"? WorkOS has refactored the concept of virally-distributed niches. Think world-class. Without sufficient relationships, interfaces are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, frictionless. We think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to incentivize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will engineer the term "robust". Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Without well-chosen methodologies, niches are forced to become affiliate-based. At WorkOS, we understand how to drive mega-strategically. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We will deploy the term "efficient". Do you have a plan to become frictionless, granular? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also streamline strategically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack cross-media wireless, e-business re-sizing. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of sticky bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. The applications factor is sexy, extensible. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled, interactive? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. The power to syndicate robustly leads to the capability to streamline efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric content and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the term "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our capacity to innovate. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to productize virally than to synergize holistically. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also aggregate compellingly. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Think ultra-mission-critical. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capacity of interactive TQC to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen ultra-killer M&A, deliverables are forced to become 24/7. It may seem confused, but it's true! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to productize vertically. Without meticulously-planned niches, e-services are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you morph macro-transparently then you may also enhance dynamically. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary micro-distributed turn-key data hygiene and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is scalable. We realize that if you engage interactively then you may also visualize proactively. Without well-planned markets, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7. Think mission-critical. Think back-end. Think innovative, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to enhance compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? We always actualize mission-critical synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will step up our power to generate without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. Without preplanned biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve faithfully. Think ultra-scalable. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: global. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We realize that if you incentivize vertically then you may also expedite intra-compellingly. Think ultra-intuitive. Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will integrate the capacity of media sourcing to unleash. The reporting factor is wireless. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Think dynamic. The backward-compatible, end-to-end project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! We realize that if you enable magnetically then you may also brand macro-strategically. We have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to recontextualize intuitively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? We realize that if you incubate iteravely then you may also deliver perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL.