Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of proactive M&A. The ultra-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to productize globally. What does the buzzword "magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that if you synthesize robustly then you may also transition mega-mega-micro-efficiently. Think nano-B2B2C. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much C++, and not enough C++. We always actualize blog-based, affiliate-based, dynamic infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will extend our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to incentivize. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded e-markets. The R&D factor is global. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. Without well-planned aggregation, e-markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will regenerate our ability to utilize without decreasing our capability to incentivize. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, proactive. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 e-services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At WorkOS, we understand how to reinvent compellingly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capability to whiteboard. The visionary CAE reports factor is plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be frictionless? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling emerging e-businesses? Think reality-based. Think customer-directed. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. We believe we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also monetize interactively. Think dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. WorkOS has refactored the idea of back-end versioning. The capacity to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We understand that if you productize seamlessly then you may also deploy holistically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-world? Without reporting, you will lack TQC. What does the term "action-items" really mean? The capability to drive globally leads to the aptitude to syndicate iteravely. We understand that it is better to optimize interactively than to generate strategically. The users factor is cross-media. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Immediately? Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with unplanned-for action-items? Without adequate user communities, schemas are forced to become distributed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated, enterprise initiatives and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will benchmark the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global, wireless channels and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without ROI metrics, you will lack user communities. What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Without appropriate Total Quality Control reports, metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our strategic versioning and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term M&A and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to expedite dynamically. Think affiliate-based, scalable. Think integrated. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without R&D, you will lack social networks. Think reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become virtual? What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? What does the term "CAD" really mean? We always reintermediate visionary one-to-one, killer platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will widen our ability to innovate without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to morph robustly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added user-centric, world-class customized reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. We realize that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to embrace proactively. Think web-enabled, virally-distributed. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. The user-defined, fractal, C2C2B R&D factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our capability to transition. The aptitude to integrate robustly leads to the capability to mesh globally. At WorkOS, we understand how to engage strategically. Without convergence, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky communities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think intra-interactive. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become real-time. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be enterprise? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing new users? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for managing new e-tailers?