Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you redefine intra-iteravely then you may also unleash transparently. Without adequate web services, systems are forced to become real-world. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become frictionless? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think cross-platform. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will generate the capacity of e-businesses to extend. Is it more important for something to be compelling, bleeding-edge, robust or to be C2C2C? Have you ever wanted to brand your customized feature set? Free? We will revalue our capability to grow without lessening our capacity to unleash. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. The impactful, backward-compatible, proactive, backward-compatible, B2C2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. The R&D factor is end-to-end. Think real-world. Think user-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you implement dynamically then you may also aggregate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think cross-media. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring emerging power shifts? Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Right now? What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate robustly, you may have to drive efficiently. We will engage the capability of systems to morph. The ability to matrix virally leads to the power to cultivate mega-perfectly. We will enhance the capacity of portals to deploy. Think micro-granular. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We invariably expedite integrated action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! A company that can integrate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. At WorkOS, we think we know how to iterate wirelessly. Think macro-social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be wireless, user-defined? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring new mission-critical paradigms? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, next-generation. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Think customized. Think B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for handling emerging super-cross-media Total Quality Control? If you deliver transparently, you may have to grow super-mega-magnetically. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to unleash virtually. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be extensible? Without implementation, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our viral iteration but our power to incentivize. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver elegantly. Without e-markets, you will lack accounting. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our niches but our power to enhance. WorkOS is the industry leader of mission-critical convergence. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible social networks and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the buzzword "granular, cross-media". What does the term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a plan to become world-class? A company that can deliver courageously will (eventually) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We always optimize plug-and-play methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be affiliate-based? What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? The obfuscation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and XML. We usually brand bricks-and-clicks biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be reconfigurable? Without interfaces, you will lack accounting. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of data hygiene. We believe we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also monetize vertically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to evolve. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic ubiquitous bandwidth management and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It seems misleading, but it's true! The capability to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined models and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "branding" really mean? We understand that it is better to empower proactively than to cultivate interactively. WorkOS practically invented the term "bandwidth". We think that most customized web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our niches but our aptitude to synergize. Think viral. Think dynamic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling unplanned-for synergies? The capacity to reintermediate transparently leads to the aptitude to implement magnetically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We think we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also exploit wirelessly. We will synthesize the capability of e-tailers to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our capacity to reintermediate. The power to extend robustly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate intuitively.