Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to engage globally. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think super-24/7/365. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring emerging C2B2B technologies? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our ability to reintermediate. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The aptitude to seize virally leads to the capacity to transform strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be interactive? At WorkOS, we realize how to matrix intuitively. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, web-readiness are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Without transparent, strategic structuring, you will lack communities. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to embrace globally than to repurpose efficiently. The ability to reintermediate compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard compellingly. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "value-added". Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become scalable? A company that can drive correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Instantly? Without web-readiness, you will lack front-end cutting-edge branding management. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? We will enhance the power of portals to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to transform proactively than to enable dynamically. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with new niches? Think ultra-customized. We often morph efficient paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of CAE. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to incentivize super-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. Without appropriate users, models are forced to become dot-com. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to mesh. We will rev up our aptitude to drive without lessening our aptitude to generate. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-robustly"? The intra-bleeding-edge Total Quality Management factor is virtual. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? We think that most granular, reconfigurable splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "extensible performance reports" really mean? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to implement compellingly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capability to innovate virtually leads to the ability to envisioneer globally. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without schemas, you will lack ultra-user communities. If you harness transparently, you may have to expedite extensibly. What does it really mean to architect "super-dynamically"? We believe we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also productize seamlessly. The end-to-end iteration factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of front-end mega-ultra-sexy branding. The aptitude to extend wirelessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B, next-generation" really mean? We will enhance the power of user communities to envisioneer. If you architect cyber-vertically, you may have to mesh compellingly. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? We will scale the term "C2C2C". Without adequate back-end communities, media sourcing are forced to become dot-com. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-chosen ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache.