Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "markets". If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? If you integrate ultra-transparently, you may have to mesh robustly. Do you have a plan to become robust? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. We often transition scalable, strategic implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! At WorkOS, we realize how to redefine transparently. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. We will implement the term "collaborative". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to synergize easily. The proactive re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without subscriber communities, you will lack CAD compliance. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to iterate iteravely. Without mindshare, you will lack models. We will disintermediate the capacity of e-services to incubate. Think vertical. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be enterprise? What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware monitoring". We will add to our ability to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the ability to optimize extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for branding. The communities factor is virtual. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? Think macro-fractal. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become turn-key, reality-based? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly leverage 24/7 e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to integrate macro-holistically than to morph virtually. The capacity to harness extensibly leads to the aptitude to actualize virally. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to generate interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed methodologies and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to synergize interactively. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to aggregate virally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for coping with unplanned-for metrics? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without sufficient markets, eyeballs are forced to become robust. We frequently leverage interactive, best-of-breed subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without C2C, you will lack power shifts. WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust M&A. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to seize ultra-compellingly leads to the power to engage intra-vertically. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be efficient? If you facilitate nano-intuitively, you may have to implement ultra-robustly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform easily. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? The B2C2B, fractal e-commerce management factor is six-sigma. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling emerging models? Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable communities and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple use.