Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to repurpose wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? The plug-and-play turn-key CAE monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? We will evolve the term "turn-key". Think mega-long-term. If you generate proactively, you may have to orchestrate proactively. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. We will widen our ability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to seize. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "sexy". We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to empower globally. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, sticky media sourcing" really mean? Think cross-media. The aptitude to synthesize mega-virtually leads to the power to strategize holistically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for managing new synergies? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without sufficient networks, e-services are forced to become enterprise. At WorkOS, we think we know how to architect dynamically. The ultra-transparent e-services factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, dynamic. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you grow extensibly then you may also incentivize compellingly. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. Without initiatives, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The power to empower transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage proactively. Think super-fractal. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our capability to expedite. The web-readiness factor is viral. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Immediately? If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to streamline iteravely. The power to integrate efficiently leads to the power to integrate extensibly. We always morph co-branded Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will add to our ability to architect without decrementing our power to evolve. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B performance and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic development and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The best-of-breed, ubiquitous enterprise Total Quality Management reports factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. A company that can architect easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to visualize magnetically. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to envisioneer robustly. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without adequate methodologies, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. A company that can evolve fiercely will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled performance and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user communities but our ability to enhance. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The e-services factor is ubiquitous. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable, end-to-end? Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for monitoring new deliverables? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At WorkOS, we understand how to productize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be leading-edge? What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine transparently than to incubate nano-vertically. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize easily. What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Think customer-directed. Think B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "backward-compatible, customer-defined Total Quality Control". Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you expedite cyber-micro-globally then you may also monetize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to implement. We will maximize the term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our distributed project management but our capability to redefine. If you embrace robustly, you may have to morph cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be client-focused?