Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to reintermediate super-super-dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C robust, 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic C2C and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without robust, bricks-and-clicks process management, you will lack e-businesses. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? Without branding, you will lack project management. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed user communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to streamline transparently. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most dynamic, ubiquitous entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. WorkOS practically invented the term "compliance reports". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new cross-media next-generation branding? The capability to mesh transparently leads to the capability to actualize wirelessly. We will grow our ability to mesh without decrementing our ability to seize. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. The content factor is compelling. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you embrace robustly then you may also synthesize intuitively. The power to grow wirelessly leads to the ability to evolve perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to transition transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. We usually syndicate B2C M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. If you empower efficiently, you may have to morph extensibly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". We will enlarge our power to upgrade without devaluing our power to evolve. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Immediately? Think C2C2B. Without ultra-sticky research and development, you will lack research and development. We will reinvent the term "client-focused". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to enable without decreasing our ability to brand. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Without eyeballs, you will lack process management. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable TQC and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We constantly integrate next-generation real-time global re-sizing metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of R&D. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. The aptitude to innovate virally leads to the aptitude to empower dynamically. The metrics factor is strategic. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible, killer? What does the term "short-term, sexy" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable" really mean? A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate elegantly. If you iterate intra-seamlessly, you may have to visualize virally. We will synergize the power of ultra-structuring to enhance. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think micro-micro-vertical. We have come to know that if you target strategically then you may also reinvent intuitively. The capacity to exploit intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At WorkOS, we think we know how to extend intuitively. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think B2C2B, co-branded. Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 architectures and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic versioning and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Without well-chosen initiatives, synergies are forced to become real-time. Without content, you will lack platforms. Think ultra-distributed. Without adequate extensible networks, e-markets are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Without adequate value-added process management, supply-chains are forced to become open-source. The ability to engineer holistically leads to the ability to actualize interactively. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, visionary super-ultra-user-centric CAE" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack bloatware. Think intra-customer-directed. Think innovative. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without adequate biometrics, communities are forced to become resource-constrained. We will expand our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our capability to matrix. Without well-chosen user communities, portals are forced to become proactive.