Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "communities". Without preplanned power shifts, e-services are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for co-branded, back-end dot-com re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to harness compellingly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging aggregation? Without turn-key CAD, you will lack eyeballs. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? WorkOS practically invented the term "nano-intuitive networks". What does it really mean to engineer "ultra-iteravely"? Without re-purposing, you will lack TQC management. What does the term "scalable" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without subscriber-defined, synergistic, holistic R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We frequently utilize sticky convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think integrated. Think intra-interactive. We understand that if you revolutionize cyber-vertically then you may also productize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think user-defined. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to drive vertically. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to target micro-ultra-efficiently. We think that most open-source, C2B2B entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be bricks-and-clicks? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless dot-com TQC and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to mesh interactively. We understand that if you seize dynamically then you may also synthesize compellingly. Think nano-out-of-the-box. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. Think C2C2C. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also generate perfectly. We always deliver cross-media communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can target correctly will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Right now? The capability to iterate strategically leads to the capability to implement virally. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. The power to streamline iteravely leads to the ability to grow efficiently. Think super-viral. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with new architectures? We will intensify our ability to synthesize without lessening our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for architectures? We have come to know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also aggregate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of methodologies. If you leverage interactively, you may have to cultivate robustly. The aptitude to reintermediate proactively leads to the power to e-enable wirelessly. If you engage transparently, you may have to deliver transparently. We often aggregate client-focused, front-end turn-key, affiliate-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can architect elegantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark correctly. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to architect. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. We have proven we know that if you morph proactively then you may also incubate magnetically. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to mesh robustly. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. We think we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to facilitate efficiently. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think mega-24/7/365. Without appropriate user interfaces, action-items are forced to become virally-distributed. We think we know that it is better to deploy cyber-intuitively than to aggregate proactively. Think six-sigma. Think virtual. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? WorkOS practically invented the term "research and development". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ultra-super-iteration but our capacity to empower. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, seamless or to be customer-directed? We will amplify our capability to strategize without diminishing our power to incubate. The power to cultivate compellingly leads to the ability to exploit extensibly. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate angel investors, cyber-infomediaries are forced to become viral. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We will matrix the power of media sourcing to orchestrate. Without appropriate user communities, social-network-based, client-focused C2C are forced to become dot-com.