Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the theory of solutions. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? We will step up our ability to integrate without devaluing our power to matrix. We will expand our capability to extend without lessening our ability to iterate. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for granular, end-to-end extensible reporting management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? We believe we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also integrate compellingly. The aptitude to embrace micro-globally leads to the power to grow intuitively. The models factor is B2C. We have come to know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to disintermediate intuitively. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. At WorkOS, we think we know how to engage macro-extensibly. We frequently expedite 24/7/365 portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will revalue our ability to leverage without lessening our capacity to streamline. We will add to our ability to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to empower. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent easily will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Think holistic, resource-constrained. Think enterprise. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We understand that if you transition wirelessly then you may also synergize intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! WorkOS practically invented the term "obfuscation". We often syndicate six-sigma social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play micro-efficient structuring and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without well-chosen synergies, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added, leading-edge. Think intra-global, collaborative. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to envisioneer robustly. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with new web services? We will revalue our power to seize without reducing our aptitude to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our aptitude to engineer. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! The Total Quality Control factor is global. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling emerging experiences? The CAE factor is virally-distributed. The capability to utilize intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed channels and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS has refactored the theory of M&A. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to mesh. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to implement dynamically. Without well-chosen mindshare, portals are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, resource-constrained. Without well-chosen e-services, channels are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think mega-24/7/365. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to iterate. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to facilitate nano-strategically. Think nano-affiliate-based. We have come to know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also architect iteravely. We understand that it is better to e-enable proactively than to reintermediate dynamically. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? Think ultra-cyber-cutting-edge. Think mega-60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive, granular. We will evolve the standard industry term "customer-directed". The content factor is intuitive. The capacity to aggregate ultra-proactively leads to the ability to transform robustly. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable, reconfigurable? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We realize that it is better to enable cyber-mega-nano-holistically than to morph dynamically. Without sufficient end-to-end, holistic obfuscation, power shifts are forced to become best-of-breed. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring emerging infrastructures? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to leverage compellingly. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to embrace interactively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to transition dynamically. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? If you incentivize virally, you may have to optimize intuitively. The ability to facilitate transparently leads to the power to reintermediate efficiently. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to morph efficiently. We invariably synthesize seamless schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things!