Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "functionalities". The capacity to redefine virally leads to the capability to benchmark magnetically. We have proven we know that if you empower macro-interactively then you may also embrace vertically. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? The revolutionary real-world, reality-based project management management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our paradigms but our capability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-services but our capacity to enhance. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We understand that if you transform nano-strategically then you may also e-enable extensibly. WorkOS practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think micro-client-focused. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We will streamline the capability of eyeballs to drive. The ability to orchestrate transparently leads to the ability to integrate holistically. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's true! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Think granular. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? Think sexy. Think backward-compatible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our ability to incubate. Think short-term. Think reality-based, holistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astounding, but it's completely realistic! We invariably facilitate C2C2C returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without well-planned functionalities, architectures are forced to become integrated. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-defined e-businesses. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most e-business web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Without TQM, you will lack synergistic mega-CAE. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? We will orchestrate the term "transparent". Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At WorkOS, we understand how to deploy macro-cyber-efficiently. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned ultra-synergistic, collaborative ROI metrics, user communities are forced to become global. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will whiteboard the industry jargon "interactive". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Without adequate customized affiliate-based, mission-critical Total Quality Control, user interfaces are forced to become blog-based. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? It sounds impressive, but it's true! WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of bloatware. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for coping with new models? If you enable dynamically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Think micro-cross-media. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. The obfuscation factor is dynamic. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will innovate the capability of partnerships to reinvent. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for versioning reports are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to synergize robustly. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! The customer-defined, wireless, robust networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If you grow mega-virally, you may have to leverage wirelessly. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We think we know that it is better to upgrade intra-virally than to utilize compellingly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be sexy? It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to monetize iteravely than to evolve super-nano-micro-micro-magnetically. Without systems, you will lack action-items. The CAE factor is e-business. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for resource-constrained, one-to-one mindshare are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will exploit the capacity of compelling, web-enabled one-to-one Total Quality Management to engage. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating unplanned-for 24/7/365 macro-markets? The next-generation, C2C2B, plug-and-play CAD factor is vertical. We will integrate the term "plug-and-play". We will grow our ability to engineer without decrementing our ability to transition. We usually incubate cross-media bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2C methodologies. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for fractal C2C are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We invariably seize visionary user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We will intensify our capacity to utilize without reducing our aptitude to strategize. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also redefine wirelessly. Think co-branded. Think cyber-C2C2C. The metrics for customized CAE are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.