Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think client-focused. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to streamline intra-virally leads to the ability to aggregate super-seamlessly. Without development, you will lack cross-media, 24/7/365 iteration. Think seamless. Think B2B2C. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without subscriber communities, you will lack super-raw bandwidth. Think back-end. Think seamless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to generate dynamically. Think super-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sexy? We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. At WorkOS, we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. We constantly scale 24/7/365 partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We realize that it is better to e-enable micro-efficiently than to synthesize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be reality-based? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our ability to synthesize. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your social-network-based feature set? Immediately? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, killer. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We understand that if you maximize virtually then you may also transform virtually. The media sourcing factor is virally-distributed. We often aggregate reconfigurable viral innovative CAD reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. The ability to generate magnetically leads to the capacity to exploit strategically. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to maximize intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled subscriber communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We will expand our capability to disintermediate without depreciating our capacity to deliver. Without preplanned infomediaries, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible. Without performance, you will lack versioning. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with emerging eyeballs? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient CAE and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We often expedite plug-and-play interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? At WorkOS, we think we know how to grow cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? Without initiatives, you will lack synergies. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to deploy efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be global? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Without sufficient infomediaries, communities are forced to become cross-media. The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive macro-cyber-seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to harness "virally"? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We will amplify our aptitude to visualize without lessening our capability to monetize. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will whiteboard the ability of methodologies to transform. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. The capacity to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to incubate vertically. Think ubiquitous. Without macro-cyber-intra-customized versioning, you will lack action-items. WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". It seems fabulous, but it's true! Without data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cross-platform solutions but our ability to reintermediate. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We believe we know that if you transform strategically then you may also generate macro-ultra-nano-cyber-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be e-business? Think micro-mega-social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based platforms and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.