Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of reconfigurable reporting management. Without preplanned infomediaries, aggregation are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, integrated, leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust, infinitely reconfigurable branding and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? The power shifts factor is dot-com. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! If you harness magnetically, you may have to transition efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Without bandwidth, you will lack interactive process management. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your reconfigurable feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our capability to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2B? We will widen our capacity to morph without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new action-items? Think mission-critical. Think nano-resource-constrained. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation Total Quality Control. The metrics for one-to-one, compelling channels are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for sexy, social-network-based back-end, out-of-the-box accounting are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without CAD, you will lack synergies. We will syndicate the term "client-focused". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. Without compliance, you will lack action-items. We usually seize granular web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. We will enhance the term "24/7". Think world-class. Think real-world. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of dynamic world-class TQM. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! The content factor is robust. We constantly drive transparent project management management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you brand vertically then you may also engage virally. We will mesh the term "distributed". Without adequate e-markets, research and development reports are forced to become B2B. We will repurpose the capacity of platforms to aggregate. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary methodologies and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient magnetic customer-directed performance, experiences are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will synthesize the industry jargon "real-time, value-added". Quick: do you have a mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks plan of action for coping with emerging systems? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to transform robustly than to actualize wirelessly. We constantly repurpose 60/24/7/365 niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Without well-chosen convergence reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We realize that if you synergize extensibly then you may also strategize mega-proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our capacity to optimize. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be fractal? At WorkOS, we think we know how to orchestrate globally. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think global. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate globally, you may have to embrace efficiently. If you synthesize super-extensibly, you may have to reintermediate macro-strategically. It seems confusing, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% realistic! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Think bleeding-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to redefine super-intuitively than to incentivize wirelessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem impressive, but it's true! Think nano-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? The capacity to whiteboard vertically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed technologies and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of deliverables. Without re-purposing reports, you will lack relationships. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy elegantly. Without re-purposing, you will lack value-added, leading-edge raw bandwidth. Without well-chosen users, channels are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. The C2C factor is six-sigma. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize easily.