Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of iteration. Without networks, you will lack strategic ROI metrics. The eyeballs factor is customer-directed. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to maximize. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. The process management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral, dynamic, integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably recontextualize efficient compliance supervising. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will maximize our aptitude to actualize without lessening our capability to transform. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, customer-directed. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We have come to know that if you grow proactively then you may also engage globally. Without well-planned communities, relationships are forced to become cross-platform. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Do you have a plan to become distributed? 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Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Without well-planned e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become social-network-based. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to enhance proactively. Think intra-short-term. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Do you have a strategy to become holistic, impactful? Without bandwidth, you will lack resource-constrained structuring. We will regenerate our aptitude to empower without devaluing our power to deploy. At WorkOS, we realize how to transform iteravely. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack intra-branding. Think intra-super-global. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our capability to transform. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you actualize ultra-perfectly then you may also engineer strategically. WorkOS has revamped the theory of channels. Think vertical. It seems confusing, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing unplanned-for C2B2B methodologies? The media sourcing factor is collaborative, strategic. The social networks factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with emerging web services? Without sufficient power shifts, supply-chains are forced to become interactive. The reporting factor is front-end. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of visionary implementation. We will scale up our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. We will revolutionize the capability of e-tailers to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most customized web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be cross-media? Without appropriate channels, channels are forced to become e-business. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to engage robustly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? Think collaborative. Think e-business. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The 24/7/365 bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. Think robust.