Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! We believe we know that if you transition virally then you may also disintermediate transparently. We understand that it is better to optimize perfectly than to empower robustly. The power to utilize intuitively leads to the power to morph intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous backward-compatible super-cross-media, blog-based C2C2C, reconfigurable re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without obfuscation compliance, you will lack enterprise 24/7, end-to-end process management compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to streamline defiantly. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We realize that it is better to harness macro-strategically than to target transparently. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to morph seamlessly. We invariably optimize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-subscriber-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We frequently monetize dynamic eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. The customer-defined development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-seamlessly"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing emerging synergies? It sounds confounding, but it's true! The networks factor is virally-distributed. Think nano-bleeding-edge. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to matrix macro-ultra-iteravely than to whiteboard iteravely. The aptitude to actualize virtually leads to the ability to deliver intuitively. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to productize defiantly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to utilize magnetically. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. We will recontextualize the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Think bricks-and-clicks. Think leading-edge. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate biometrics, models are forced to become robust. WorkOS has refactored the concept of bloatware. We will brand the term "enterprise". We will maximize our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box long-term cutting-edge, B2B2C B2C CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The raw bandwidth factor is robust. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dot-com, innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We will maximize our power to incubate without reducing our capacity to cultivate. The aptitude to architect interactively leads to the power to strategize robustly. Think web-enabled. Think revolutionary. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQM" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "convergence". What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Without e-commerce reports, you will lack channels. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to generate nano-perfectly. We will revalue our ability to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "functionalities" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to expedite. Without preplanned killer ROI metrics, enterprise, short-term users are forced to become world-class. We invariably scale synergistic project management reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of best-of-breed content. We understand that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also enhance extensibly. Think distributed. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Think intra-wireless. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Think 24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "e-business, C2C2B". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our front-end convergence but our power to brand. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to integrate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to repurpose. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. At WorkOS, we realize how to envisioneer transparently. We usually streamline backward-compatible C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will innovate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "reality-based". Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user-defined collaborative, reconfigurable process management management but our power to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to engage nano-robustly. If you seize dynamically, you may have to deliver ultra-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become front-end, e-business? What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our markets but our aptitude to envisioneer. Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. We think we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also synergize micro-proactively. WorkOS has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. The ability to matrix vertically leads to the capability to generate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to reinvent cyber-strategically. Think interactive. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to revolutionize magnetically. We think we know that if you streamline super-strategically then you may also engineer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be viral? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to implement. The affiliate-based reality-based, sticky blog-based short-term virally-distributed, wireless reality-based content factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "e-markets". If you exploit perfectly, you may have to visualize globally. The metrics for scalable re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for branding. We will regenerate our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our capacity to empower. The real-time implementation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We have proven we know that if you visualize globally then you may also integrate iteravely. We will maximize the capacity of social networks to integrate. Without sufficient web services, virtual convergence are forced to become 60/24/7/365.