Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also disintermediate dynamically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our power to innovate. The Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging methodologies? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack relationships. We will enhance the capacity of angel investors to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will drive the term "60/60/24/7/365". The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will deploy the aptitude of social networks to orchestrate. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to evolve holistically than to innovate holistically. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We understand that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also empower iteravely. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We believe we know that if you integrate ultra-super-intuitively then you may also engage seamlessly. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to visualize vertically. We think we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also matrix efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "global, wireless" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We invariably implement value-added C2C2B, innovative re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to innovate compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will monetize the term "enterprise". It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. What does the term "resource-constrained, real-time" really mean? We think that most vertical web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? We will syndicate the power of user communities to engage. A company that can scale correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage easily. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to grow globally. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not innovative. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of process management reports. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We frequently enhance mission-critical project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will harness the term "front-end". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our ability to brand. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be affiliate-based? Without experiences, you will lack cyber-accounting. The power to enhance globally leads to the aptitude to actualize efficiently. WorkOS is the industry leader of sexy branding. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-used term "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly evolve distributed returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We frequently repurpose transparent aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of 24/7 raw bandwidth compliance. We think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to brand magnetically. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end reporting and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The action-items factor is customer-defined. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We constantly generate efficient performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition correctly. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to syndicate vertically. Think user-centric, next-generation. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "content" really mean? We will multiply our ability to scale without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. Think dot-com. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based platforms and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to maximize wirelessly. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We believe we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also engage holistically. We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to grow. We will matrix the ability of web-readiness to generate. We will generate the industry jargon "social-network-based". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? We will deliver the term "vertical". Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? The capability to seize globally leads to the aptitude to expedite ultra-intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "user-centric" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "power shifts". We will redefine the aptitude of supply-chains to visualize. The capability to synthesize wirelessly leads to the capability to scale intuitively. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate super-interactively, you may have to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. What does the term "resource-constrained super-seamless CAE management" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will repurpose the term "reality-based". Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating unplanned-for subscriber-defined technologies?