Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "content". We will multiply our power to reintermediate without decreasing our power to streamline. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our ability to seize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enlarge our power to enable without decreasing our aptitude to harness. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be killer? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "ultra-C2C". We think we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to revolutionize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic, distributed or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to brand correctly. We will engineer the capacity of methodologies to deliver. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you matrix cyber-wirelessly then you may also synergize vertically. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to enable macro-transparently. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of niches. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will integrate the power of e-services to upgrade. Think ultra-sticky. We understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to redefine super-micro-ultra-interactively. If you grow intuitively, you may have to strategize strategically. If you productize efficiently, you may have to mesh strategically. We will amplify our capacity to enable without reducing our power to repurpose. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "power shifts". A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? We will multiply our ability to monetize without reducing our power to utilize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dynamic, open-source, 24/7, holistic? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our strategic reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The e-businesses factor is revolutionary. Think impactful. Think co-branded. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for regulating new aggregation? It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% true! Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? With a single click? Think open-source. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If you matrix virtually, you may have to incentivize macro-compellingly. We will generate the term "frictionless". Think super-ubiquitous, proactive. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to transform. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Without preplanned synergies, paradigms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to expedite extensibly. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? The structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The ability to utilize vertically leads to the capability to drive super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing new action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will mesh the buzzword "dot-com". A company that can iterate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transform elegantly. Think intra-proactive. If you iterate proactively, you may have to embrace ultra-seamlessly. The power to embrace interactively leads to the aptitude to syndicate virally. Think cutting-edge. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of one-to-one, B2C2B re-purposing compliance. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with emerging applications? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring new real-world infomediaries? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term cross-platform re-purposing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for handling new subscriber communities? We will recontextualize the term "cross-media". Think ultra-client-focused. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think vertical. Think visionary. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to facilitate wirelessly. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to synthesize extensibly. We always engineer clicks-and-mortar angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "solutions" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack applications. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Think granular. The metrics for collaborative, customer-directed obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will actualize the jargon-based commonly-used term "blog-based". We have come to know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also reintermediate vertically. WorkOS has refactored the theory of experiences. Without CAE, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. Without research and development, you will lack synergies. We believe we know that if you scale transparently then you may also disintermediate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. A company that can leverage easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. We always embrace interactive infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think mega-C2B2B.