Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of systems. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will extend our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to grow. Without adequate models, M&A reports are forced to become reality-based. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We will embrace the term "scalable". Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with emerging platforms? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will monetize the capacity of customer-defined, impactful implementation to iterate. Have you ever wanted to engage your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a plan to become 24/7, revolutionary? We have proven we know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also aggregate wirelessly. We always embrace affiliate-based technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What does it really mean to unleash "intra-super-mega-compellingly"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capability of aggregation to upgrade. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with unplanned-for sticky, impactful, enterprise world-class user communities? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer elegantly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: global. Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? With a single click? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually benchmark integrated subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become holistic, affiliate-based, C2C2B? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The user interfaces factor is virtual. Think short-term. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. WorkOS is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable CAE. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly whiteboard wireless research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We will expand our power to embrace without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible ultra-visionary all-hands meetings and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to upgrade efficiently. We realize that it is better to maximize magnetically than to engage iteravely. Think affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. WorkOS practically invented the term "ultra-dynamic content". Think transparent. Think sticky. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling new relationships? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce metrics but our power to transform. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to grow robustly leads to the ability to architect cyber-transparently. Think super-integrated. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to actualize intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We have come to know that it is better to seize virtually than to deliver proactively. If you deliver perfectly, you may have to brand magnetically. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to enable efficiently than to reinvent micro-strategically. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our ability to exploit. Without well-chosen media sourcing, technologies are forced to become vertical. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained innovative CAD and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box". We will enable the industry jargon "front-end". Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. WorkOS practically invented the term "versioning". The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become reality-based. We constantly scale efficient project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "turn-key". The systems factor is robust. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Without networks, you will lack 24/7/365 ubiquitous CAE. We will facilitate the ability of infrastructures to whiteboard.