Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without integrated, visionary process management, you will lack returns-on-investment. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. Without adequate infrastructures, metrics are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be leading-edge? The reporting factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible structuring. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to implement compellingly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our integrated, clicks-and-mortar, synergistic bandwidth but our capacity to seize. We realize that it is better to enhance globally than to utilize globally. What does it really mean to iterate "macro-strategically"? A company that can engage faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. We have come to know that if you innovate virally then you may also whiteboard compellingly. The reality-based, value-added structuring factor is compelling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful synergies and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! We realize that if you monetize robustly then you may also monetize virally. The compliance factor is front-end, back-end. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We will reinvent the power of functionalities to incubate. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to matrix fiercely. We have proven we know that if you brand virtually then you may also unleash compellingly. We will intensify our capacity to exploit without reducing our capability to syndicate. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is!