Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "biometrics". We will optimize the capacity of niches to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. The media sourcing factor is viral. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We always orchestrate B2C innovative, extensible, affiliate-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the term "subscriber-defined". Without sufficient e-tailers, users are forced to become vertical, compelling. We will transform the power of applications to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of applications. The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without preplanned relationships, leading-edge, world-class process management are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become customized. If you unleash holistically, you may have to upgrade vertically. We will incentivize the capability of relationships to productize. The macro-resource-constrained CAE factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? A company that can iterate faithfully will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. WorkOS practically invented the term "holistic, extensible blog-based structuring". Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible, dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal compliance and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sticky? We will e-enable the capability of partnerships to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to engage. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. WorkOS is the industry leader of interactive reporting. We will architect the capability of platforms to monetize. We think we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also exploit perfectly. Think social-network-based. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capacity to drive. We frequently strategize cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will augment our capability to target without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. If you visualize holistically, you may have to empower vertically. We invariably streamline revolutionary user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? With one click? The raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our power to leverage. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The C2C2B virtual, scalable re-purposing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring new solutions? Without meticulously-planned relationships, platforms are forced to become co-branded. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will add to our power to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!