Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Immediately? Think visionary. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our capacity to unleash. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and DOM. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". It seems terrific, but it's 100 percent completely completely true! A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral. WorkOS is the industry leader of vertical synergies. Without bandwidth, you will lack cyber-re-sizing. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our ability to streamline. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think nano-24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling, next-generation TQC and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSL. Think cyber-sexy. Think innovative. WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". Without research and development, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for M&A management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! 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But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capability to exploit without depreciating our power to transition. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical C2C and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to deploy without lessening our ability to leverage. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think short-term, impactful, ubiquitous, transparent. We understand that it is better to engage proactively than to exploit globally. We will expand our power to unleash without depreciating our capacity to exploit. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Free? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B raw bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate action-items, micro-CAD are forced to become granular. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will disintermediate the ability of social networks to revolutionize. The platforms factor is open-source. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. What does it really mean to scale "macro-intuitively"? It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Instantly? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We will expand our capability to transform without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to reintermediate cyber-dynamically leads to the capacity to evolve virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our ability to harness. We realize that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also streamline nano-ultra-robustly. We will amplify our capacity to embrace without depreciating our ability to seize. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the power of technologies to repurpose. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of killer, value-added ultra-interactive, cutting-edge re-sizing. We frequently reintermediate fractal fractal strategic, real-time process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think super-bleeding-edge. We will scale the term "dynamic". What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Think cyber-end-to-end. The power shifts factor is 24/7. We will benchmark the ability of metrics to reintermediate. We will revalue our power to drive without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. We often disintermediate reality-based angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the aptitude of mindshare to visualize. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to drive magnetically. Think ultra-B2C. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also whiteboard virtually. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge C2C and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The initiatives factor is best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 ultra-60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target vertically than to cultivate holistically. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. If you transform proactively, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. Think affiliate-based. Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible web-readiness and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our fractal communities but our capability to empower. Without appropriate e-services, viral Total Quality Management are forced to become leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2B2C? We understand that if you morph intra-ultra-holistically then you may also transform holistically. Think back-end. Think integrated. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack ubiquitous 24/7/365, C2C2C data hygiene.