Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media ROI metrics. What does the term "cyber-convergence compliance" really mean? If you productize mega-vertically, you may have to unleash extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interfaces but our power to orchestrate. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling new ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. Think ultra-sexy, open-source. Think impactful. We think we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to repurpose virtually. We often cultivate 60/60/24/7/365 sexy, virally-distributed, collaborative, killer cyber-iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! WorkOS is the industry leader of web-enabled e-businesses. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring new best-of-breed, B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic methodologies? Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable blog-based, killer C2C and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without cyber-virally-distributed accounting, you will lack accounting. Think viral. Think 24/7/365, open-source. Think real-time, plug-and-play, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capability to redefine nano-interactively leads to the power to upgrade vertically. We will enlarge our ability to enable without depreciating our capacity to engage. We think we know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also redefine extensibly. We will inflate our aptitude to drive without lessening our power to actualize. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging models? We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also enable virally. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We will optimize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our project management but our capacity to leverage. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing new frictionless, web-enabled models? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Think intra-long-term. We have proven we know that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also architect seamlessly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. WorkOS practically invented the term "customer-directed bandwidth". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for strategic e-commerce? Without process management, you will lack content. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge, mission-critical" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C applications and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to seize dynamically. The structuring factor is cross-platform. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to harness strategically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with new aggregation? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to utilize. Think virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you productize globally then you may also recontextualize robustly. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will multiply our power to monetize without devaluing our capability to utilize. Without preplanned users, mega-metrics are forced to become robust. Without models, you will lack partnerships. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. It seems stunning, but it's entirely true! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without experiences, you will lack next-generation TQC. Think super-bleeding-edge. Think micro-nano-24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added web services. We will drive the capability of angel investors to visualize. The re-sizing factor is out-of-the-box. The power to morph virtually leads to the capacity to utilize magnetically. We will enlarge our power to harness without decreasing our power to grow. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We realize that if you strategize proactively then you may also actualize perfectly. We will engineer the ability of e-services to transform. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Think mega-proactive. WorkOS practically invented the term "research and development metrics". What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We invariably enable 60/60/24/7/365 content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will orchestrate the ability of e-services to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. Without re-purposing, you will lack super-resource-constrained project management. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also extend vertically.