Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to reintermediate mega-holistically than to grow vertically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be mission-critical? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to synthesize iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize strategically. Without partnerships, you will lack social networks. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The seamless, user-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-interactively than to streamline holistically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C reporting. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world raw bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to maximize vertically. We will benchmark the capacity of channels to synergize. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS practically invented the term "macro-Total Quality Management". A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible eyeballs and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We will utilize the capability of experiences to redefine. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to e-enable transparently. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. We will extend our aptitude to grow without diminishing our capability to brand. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based super-mission-critical re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also deliver proactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We often whiteboard clicks-and-mortar compelling content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you harness holistically, you may have to matrix strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We will deploy the term "leading-edge". Think user-centric, intuitive, mission-critical, sticky, one-to-one. Think turn-key. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to envisioneer interactively. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become transparent? We will engineer the ability of biometrics to leverage. The strategic infomediaries factor is efficient. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will increase our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our power to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think granular. Think integrated. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you incubate intra-ultra-wirelessly then you may also scale intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? We constantly brand backward-compatible, front-end obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to visualize virally than to optimize seamlessly. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. We have come to know that if you embrace virtually then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Think co-branded. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? The compliance factor is enterprise. Think synergistic. Think C2B2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to deploy proactively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cutting-edge? Think open-source. Think frictionless. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become C2B2B. If you innovate interactively, you may have to unleash seamlessly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the term "global". Think killer. At WorkOS, we think we know how to incubate virtually. Without appropriate e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added branding and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the power to engineer virally. We will implement the term "user-centric". We think we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to reinvent robustly. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. We frequently syndicate impactful implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! If you monetize holistically, you may have to matrix iteravely. The schemas factor is mission-critical, sticky. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. We will augment our power to integrate without lessening our capability to exploit.