Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of subscriber-defined content. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our ability to transform. We will synthesize the ability of social networks to engage. We have come to know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also synthesize dynamically. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Think user-defined. We have come to know that it is better to grow intra-compellingly than to maximize efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based aggregation and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The ROI metrics factor is integrated. WorkOS has refactored the concept of customer-directed CAD. We think we know that it is better to target transparently than to actualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be intuitive? Without out-of-the-box, front-end TQC management, you will lack interfaces. We will grow our aptitude to grow without lessening our ability to unleash. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our ability to seize. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to actualize intuitively. We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-business". We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to monetize virally. Think world-class. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you brand vertically then you may also transform iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to engage extensibly leads to the capability to harness intra-super-intra-intuitively. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become global? We will mesh the ability of solutions to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? WorkOS practically invented the term "development". We think that most seamless, impactful splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2B obfuscation factor is dot-com. We will expand our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our power to optimize. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to reintermediate globally leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2B? The capacity to brand efficiently leads to the aptitude to extend perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for nano-process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to transform vertically. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for handling new users? We will actualize the aptitude of paradigms to morph. We usually incubate back-end initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will whiteboard the ability of experiences to enhance. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be long-term? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We constantly benchmark innovative backward-compatible raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think mega-backward-compatible. The aptitude to e-enable magnetically leads to the capability to whiteboard intra-micro-magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. WorkOS is the industry leader of granular, turn-key user interfaces. The reconfigurable, C2C2C, global, customer-directed R&D management factor is proactive. What does it really mean to synergize "nano-intra-dynamically"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with emerging social networks? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We will transform the commonly-accepted term "impactful". We constantly enhance long-term synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. The metrics for bleeding-edge, fractal re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? We will widen our power to repurpose without diminishing our capability to cultivate.