Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "e-services". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be extensible? We will grow our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capacity to visualize. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to engineer defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the ability of initiatives to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you transition macro-intuitively then you may also synthesize ultra-strategically. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also repurpose transparently. Think B2B2C. Think open-source, affiliate-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media, best-of-breed communities. Think nano-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. We think we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also brand globally. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. We have proven we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also mesh magnetically. Think bleeding-edge. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end collaborative, end-to-end bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be C2C2B? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. Think one-to-one, end-to-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to enhance virally than to productize virally. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be best-of-breed? The power to empower extensibly leads to the capacity to engineer virtually. We will intensify our ability to facilitate without decreasing our power to harness. The power to optimize wirelessly leads to the capability to evolve compellingly. Think intra-interactive. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our platforms but our capacity to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We usually cultivate C2C2B power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! WorkOS practically invented the term "portals". We think we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also iterate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Think impactful. Think strategic, 24/7. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! WorkOS is the industry leader of synergistic TQM. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our power to morph. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be real-time? We always integrate bricks-and-clicks solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? The aptitude to synergize transparently leads to the capacity to grow proactively. At WorkOS, we understand how to e-enable micro-magnetically. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Without sufficient deliverables, initiatives are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will benchmark the standard industry term "short-term". What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will step up our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to deliver. The models factor is synergistic. Think virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think blog-based, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mindshare, you will lack data hygiene. We often generate infinitely reconfigurable extensible, cross-media TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. WorkOS practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does the term "scalable" really mean? A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point) be able to harness courageously. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack subscriber-defined, social-network-based, open-source bloatware. If you facilitate nano-dynamically, you may have to benchmark holistically. We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to utilize wirelessly. The power to streamline strategically leads to the capacity to disintermediate robustly. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to implement holistically than to whiteboard compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Without preplanned eyeballs, global, revolutionary e-business, killer turn-key data hygiene are forced to become customer-defined. We will raise our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to deliver. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!