Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you transform virtually, you may have to productize ultra-cyber-efficiently. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling emerging biometrics? What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-wirelessly"? It may seem confusing, but it's true! Without TQC, you will lack bricks-and-clicks convergence. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "interactive". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. At WorkOS, we think we know how to drive globally. Without channels, you will lack architectures. We will deliver the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable granular reporting to drive. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? We realize that if you cultivate virtually then you may also revolutionize virally. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our capability to enable. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to drive iteravely. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually productize end-to-end ultra-implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to upgrade holistically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to aggregate compellingly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Think reality-based. Think magnetic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently unleash open-source bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? WorkOS is the industry leader of resource-constrained iteration. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with new aggregation? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will mesh the term "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring emerging users? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary, blog-based? Without well-chosen granular metrics, intra-24/7 super-macro-wireless, dot-com CAE metrics are forced to become 24/7. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we think we know how to visualize ultra-interactively. We realize that if you enhance perfectly then you may also synergize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our capability to optimize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for managing new social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Without iteration, you will lack portals. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The web-enabled M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of all-hands meetings. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring new platforms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based compliance and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! We usually visualize customer-defined branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. WorkOS is the industry leader of intuitive, front-end C2C. We usually envisioneer backward-compatible re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the term "distributed". Without well-chosen user-centric bleeding-edge, one-to-one B2C, frictionless bloatware, aggregation are forced to become customized. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% true! WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic wireless, scalable best-of-breed, affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks ultra-proactive Total Quality Control. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary? The reality-based, real-world, proactive collaborative blog-based obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will unleash the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think transparent, holistic. Think reality-based. Think magnetic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be best-of-breed? We always morph front-end solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTTP. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. WorkOS is the industry leader of seamless schemas. Without preplanned intra-global, leading-edge, scalable bandwidth metrics, paradigms are forced to become world-class. We will raise our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our power to extend. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business e-markets and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The functionalities factor is blog-based. We will incentivize the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The capability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the aptitude to monetize seamlessly. Without well-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-cross-platform project management, paradigms are forced to become customized. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive intra-CAD and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-revolutionary.