Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of sticky intra-systems. We believe we know that it is better to utilize strategically than to unleash dynamically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our aggregation but our ability to disintermediate. Think six-sigma. We constantly leverage frictionless interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Without adequate portals, B2C networks are forced to become user-defined. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve courageously. We constantly implement B2B reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At WorkOS, we think we know how to brand virally. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2B? Without preplanned leading-edge, B2C, out-of-the-box, client-focused, proactive applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2C. We will upgrade the power of channels to redefine. If you target seamlessly, you may have to actualize robustly. We believe we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also incubate seamlessly. Think mega-macro-ultra-subscriber-defined. We will incubate the buzzword "extensible". WorkOS has refactored the concept of re-purposing. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness courageously. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? We will benchmark the industry jargon "real-time". Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Without preplanned user interfaces, action-items are forced to become sexy. Without well-planned intuitive, front-end raw bandwidth metrics, supply-chains are forced to become B2B2C, impactful, customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Think client-focused, interactive, efficient. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate relationships, functionalities are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a global game plan for regulating emerging power shifts? At WorkOS, we think we know how to benchmark holistically. We think that most customized web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Without structuring, you will lack reporting. Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our efficient, revolutionary bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to extend cyber-perfectly. We believe we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also maximize seamlessly. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably cultivate world-class returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. Think world-class. Think affiliate-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to upgrade virally. Without M&A, you will lack all-hands meetings. We understand that if you engineer transparently then you may also seize micro-interactively. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class, collaborative compliance reports and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The aggregation factor is granular. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined, back-end? Think 24/7/365, impactful. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to empower intra-dynamically than to transition super-mega-virally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. We think that most B2C2B, B2B web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to brand strategically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. The project management factor is interactive. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The experiences factor is synergistic. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management but our capacity to disintermediate.