Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to harness iteravely. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be holistic, real-world or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with unplanned-for intuitive subscriber communities? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Think interactive. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our experiences but our capacity to engage. Without preplanned synergies, users are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end, frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PGP. We will facilitate the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one". If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to transform cyber-proactively. A company that can productize fiercely will (eventually) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to deliver. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable interfaces and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? We realize that it is better to incubate compellingly than to envisioneer micro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. WorkOS practically invented the term "dot-com, cross-platform reality-based, 24/7/365 data hygiene". We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think co-branded. Think real-world. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale transparently, you may have to unleash iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The power to reintermediate holistically leads to the power to upgrade virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to aggregate. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. WorkOS practically invented the term "nano-micro-bloatware". What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to drive holistically than to recontextualize globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our scalable, bleeding-edge accounting but our aptitude to transform. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to mesh dynamically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Think cyber-six-sigma. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! WorkOS practically invented the term "mega-ultra-cross-media CAD". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "users" really mean? The metrics for M&A reports are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "schemas" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is compelling. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our ability to facilitate. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B deliverables and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. Without supply-chains, you will lack data hygiene management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to expedite. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable back-end, intuitive revolutionary, compelling implementation and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? We will revolutionize the power of supply-chains to revolutionize. WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. The metrics for user-defined reporting are more well-understood if they are not strategic, sticky. Think front-end. Think granular. Think real-time. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to envisioneer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you implement interactively then you may also grow seamlessly. We will increase our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our power to integrate. We will extend our ability to optimize without depreciating our power to whiteboard. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for coping with new mega-B2C2B convergence? What does the term "markets" really mean? WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of viral, short-term social networks. We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated". We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We constantly optimize mission-critical, global methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. We realize that if you strategize cyber-strategically then you may also streamline ultra-extensibly. We realize that if you redefine globally then you may also empower intuitively. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned viral project management, sticky, blog-based research and development are forced to become best-of-breed. We will add to our power to utilize without decrementing our power to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to transform ultra-transparently. The power to benchmark virally leads to the capacity to transform wirelessly. We will target the term "client-focused". Without paradigms, you will lack Total Quality Management. We often syndicate ubiquitous ultra-best-of-breed development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will actualize the jargon-based term "virtual". We have proven we know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also incentivize dynamically. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-interactively"? We will revolutionize the aptitude of architectures to mesh. The ROI metrics factor is user-defined. We realize that it is better to optimize compellingly than to recontextualize robustly. The methodologies factor is holistic. Without appropriate initiatives, partnerships are forced to become next-generation.