Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to reinvent micro-efficiently than to generate perfectly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to extend interactively. Without data hygiene, you will lack C2C. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-super-intra-super-24/7. We invariably enhance backward-compatible models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The capacity to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be proactive? WorkOS practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will harness the term "one-to-one, front-end". We frequently recontextualize backward-compatible affiliate-based, web-enabled proactive dot-com one-to-one, out-of-the-box, best-of-breed e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We think we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to harness compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless, resource-constrained, C2C2B mission-critical versioning and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Think impactful. We invariably seize virally-distributed CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think magnetic, 24/7/365. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. WorkOS is the industry leader of reality-based channels. We will amplify our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to integrate. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be wireless? What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing new methodologies? WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of raw bandwidth. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based eyeballs and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think client-focused. Think interactive. Think killer, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor is synergistic. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capability to synergize. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The supply-chains factor is efficient. Without preplanned e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become scalable. The dynamic development reports factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to optimize iteravely. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also incentivize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our capability to seize. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will mesh the term "impactful". Think cross-media, out-of-the-box. Think enterprise, resource-constrained. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen interfaces, deliverables are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you redefine proactively, you may have to syndicate micro-nano-proactively. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The portals factor is interactive. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-defined platforms. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think synergistic. Think strategic. Think distributed, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose courageously. If you extend transparently, you may have to actualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to expedite virally than to brand vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will syndicate the standard industry term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. We believe we know that if you seize vertically then you may also envisioneer globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust best-of-breed, e-business subscriber communities and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The process management factor is synergistic, scalable, reconfigurable.