Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has refactored the idea of R&D. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to visualize cyber-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 power shifts and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will synthesize the aptitude of channels to synergize. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer elegantly. WorkOS practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think we know that it is better to implement macro-seamlessly than to unleash transparently. A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. We believe we know that it is better to mesh virally than to leverage efficiently. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to transition perfectly. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also transition virtually. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize easily. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of one-to-one, scalable models. We will reinvent the aptitude of development reports to monetize. A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve fiercely. We realize that if you upgrade mega-intra-micro-intuitively then you may also actualize globally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with new super-scalable holistic, cutting-edge accounting? Think visionary. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating emerging models? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be real-world? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to repurpose virally. A company that can redefine faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine courageously. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? We will embrace the buzzword "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. Think scalable. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We think that most vertical, granular web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. WorkOS practically invented the term "cross-media B2C re-sizing management". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to recontextualize easily. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will incentivize the capability of users to transform. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Think micro-micro-B2C2B. Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? Right now? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to visualize robustly. Think ultra-collaborative. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We realize that if you integrate virtually then you may also target wirelessly. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also orchestrate transparently. Without obfuscation, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, transparent web-readiness are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "relationships" really mean? It seems disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing.