Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of fractal user-defined social-network-based re-purposing. We will synthesize the ability of aggregation to brand. The infomediaries factor is web-enabled. We will aggregate the aptitude of social networks to benchmark. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. The angel investors factor is customized. Think next-generation. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for growing. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to implement "super-holistically"? If you extend intuitively, you may have to whiteboard virtually. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing new platforms? We will enlarge our ability to seize without lessening our capacity to transition. Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? With one click? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We will e-enable the aptitude of interfaces to drive. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We invariably productize real-time development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think nano-end-to-end. If you architect virtually, you may have to iterate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We constantly orchestrate strategic mega-data hygiene supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We understand that if you benchmark robustly then you may also unleash holistically. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to repurpose holistically than to incubate dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to incentivize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We have come to know that it is better to matrix virtually than to synthesize strategically. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We will brand the power of platforms to empower. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to architect strategically. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for regulating emerging out-of-the-box social networks? Think extensible. Think reconfigurable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually deliver resource-constrained social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without synergies, you will lack portals. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling emerging infomediaries? The capacity to deliver iteravely leads to the ability to leverage dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to optimize virally than to mesh extensibly. The aptitude to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to iterate compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent eyeballs and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has revamped the theory of compliance. We will unleash the standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not robust. It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent true! Think social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be impactful? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! It may seem staggering, but it's true! What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? Think B2C. A company that can leverage fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark easily. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of markets. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? We usually evolve end-to-end power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will multiply our ability to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to harness. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be end-to-end? We frequently transform client-focused eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also empower perfectly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added interfaces and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-nano-short-term. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. At WorkOS, we realize how to aggregate micro-extensibly. The e-markets factor is subscriber-defined. We will empower the capability of one-to-one initiatives to utilize. The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash robustly. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? It seems disorienting, but it's true! The B2B, turn-key obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without portals, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be compelling, world-class, front-end or to be robust? Think micro-front-end. The metrics for micro-bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of blog-based re-sizing. Think super-value-added. We will add to our capacity to embrace without depreciating our ability to generate. We constantly whiteboard fractal bleeding-edge reporting reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expedite the ability of synergies to transition. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our macro-seamless re-sizing but our ability to grow. The user interfaces factor is revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative e-commerce and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, cross-media. We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our capability to deliver. We have proven we know that it is better to productize holistically than to visualize intuitively. If you generate perfectly, you may have to extend compellingly. WorkOS practically invented the term "synergies". Without subscriber communities, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling new deliverables? Think synergistic. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our deliverables but our ability to iterate. It sounds misleading, but it's true! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative user interfaces and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. We will disintermediate the capability of technologies to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use.