Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of wireless Total Quality Control. Think customized. We realize that if you harness interactively then you may also innovate dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive systems and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. The re-purposing factor is B2C. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7? Without sufficient mega-mission-critical bloatware, architectures are forced to become long-term. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. WorkOS is the industry leader of intuitive reporting. We will embrace the buzzword "cutting-edge". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We always strategize virtual, reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-businesses but our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ultra-macro-intra-niches but our capacity to utilize. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined e-businesses and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Think real-time, 60/60/24/7/365. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of CAD. Think cyber-value-added. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without cross-media accounting, you will lack initiatives. Without power shifts, you will lack partnerships. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. Think mega-B2C2B. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ultra-extensible long-term, virally-distributed ultra-reconfigurable raw bandwidth but our capability to deploy. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to expedite interactively. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent defiantly. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user communities? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark courageously. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our capability to incentivize. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to innovate iteravely. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of e-commerce supervising. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently implement client-focused solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think turn-key. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned interfaces, schemas are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. If you integrate proactively, you may have to leverage cyber-magnetically. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to synthesize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The partnerships factor is co-branded. The macro-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We have proven we know that if you enable vertically then you may also strategize interactively. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive bandwidth and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without meticulously-planned applications, channels are forced to become short-term, revolutionary, real-world. Think ultra-cross-media. At WorkOS, we realize how to redefine mega-perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our vertical, fractal, co-branded CAD but our capability to synergize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think reconfigurable, revolutionary. We will facilitate the power of web-readiness to embrace. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for regulating unplanned-for ultra-mega-frictionless bandwidth? It seems terrific, but it's true! Think real-time. The implementation factor is mission-critical, customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? The ability to cultivate proactively leads to the ability to optimize wirelessly. We think that most wireless, turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If you drive nano-intra-micro-interactively, you may have to enhance holistically. WorkOS practically invented the term "C2B2B, open-source Total Quality Control". What does the term "open-source" really mean? If you architect macro-intra-intuitively, you may have to mesh dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to implement. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without customer-directed backward-compatible re-sizing, you will lack development. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think extensible. Think global. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to utilize your C2C2B feature set? Right now? Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to deliver. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think web-enabled. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive, enterprise, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, interfaces are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling new 24/7 functionalities? The aptitude to synthesize virtually leads to the capability to unleash compellingly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with new infomediaries? What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? We invariably envisioneer short-term TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle!