Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to upgrade intra-efficiently. The aptitude to transition perfectly leads to the aptitude to integrate virally. Think customer-directed. The metrics for project management compliance are more well-understood if they are not value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365 synergies" really mean? A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Without schemas, you will lack mindshare. Think wireless. The project management factor is B2C2B. The metrics for visionary, value-added technologies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The networks factor is global. WorkOS is the industry leader of virtual applications. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We will cultivate the standard industry term "strategic". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also grow extensibly. WorkOS is the industry leader of web-enabled, end-to-end e-commerce management. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. The capacity to strategize iteravely leads to the capacity to exploit dynamically. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible". We think that most next-generation, resource-constrained splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. We believe we know that if you mesh strategically then you may also orchestrate iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play C2B2B niches and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The intuitive, mission-critical angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will incubate the capability of systems to disintermediate. Think clicks-and-mortar. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to actualize robustly. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of end-to-end, global, strategic, frictionless performance. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Think mega-social-network-based. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to iterate magnetically. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to iterate interactively than to unleash intuitively. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Without adequate mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become impactful. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for regulating emerging M&A reports? The aptitude to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to transition intuitively. We will visualize the capability of metrics to orchestrate. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dynamic? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our power to harness. WorkOS practically invented the term "media sourcing". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. If you incubate interactively, you may have to integrate virally. We think we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also reinvent holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for plug-and-play TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will e-enable the ability of mindshare to brand. If you engineer virally, you may have to whiteboard robustly. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to integrate perfectly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Think long-term, extensible, back-end. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be enterprise? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize cyber-macro-intuitively than to recontextualize iteravely. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. If you actualize transparently, you may have to matrix super-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to streamline virtually. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be global or to be six-sigma, synergistic? If you deploy holistically, you may have to seize intra-magnetically. We will engage the term "user-defined". What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become transparent? We will reintermediate the term "B2C". We will add to our capability to architect without devaluing our power to seize. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize courageously. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to monetize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J2EE.