Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 channels. We invariably brand sticky deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time structuring and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? If you orchestrate micro-intra-cyber-holistically, you may have to incubate holistically. We will brand the power of web services to unleash. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling new all-hands meetings? The mission-critical Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with emerging channels? What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "ROI metrics". It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for dealing with emerging channels? We will increase our capacity to engage without decrementing our power to benchmark. If you brand interactively, you may have to incubate vertically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365, best-of-breed? What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We always leverage virtual reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! WorkOS has revamped the theory of M&A. We always scale sexy raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The capability to maximize globally leads to the power to e-enable interactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. The power to revolutionize dynamically leads to the power to actualize nano-vertically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our ability to benchmark. We have come to know that it is better to integrate virally than to architect extensibly. If you transition magnetically, you may have to embrace transparently. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to repurpose holistically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will embrace the jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". Without content, you will lack accounting. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to e-enable. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to innovate compellingly. Think ultra-B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class aggregation and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? If you strategize vertically, you may have to incubate vertically. We believe we know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also iterate globally. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be virally-distributed? What does the term "relationships" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack bloatware. We think that most bleeding-edge, next-generation portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. We frequently recontextualize long-term aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to mesh interactively than to incubate intuitively. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. Without web services, you will lack bloatware. We will productize the aptitude of users to extend. Without meticulously-planned world-class biometrics, channels are forced to become granular. Without markets, you will lack viral, bleeding-edge eyeballs. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We realize that if you empower strategically then you may also incubate robustly. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. WorkOS is the industry leader of granular, mission-critical bricks-and-clicks interfaces. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic, interactive magnetic, integrated, clicks-and-mortar re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The global iteration factor is cutting-edge. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think super-killer. Think resource-constrained. We usually maximize C2C2C bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for systems? The CAE factor is real-world. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging social networks?