Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of performance. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. We will multiply our capacity to incubate without depreciating our capacity to iterate. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual". We will disintermediate the power of users to transition. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Without adequate paradigms, angel investors are forced to become scalable, 24/7/365. Without angel investors, you will lack implementation. Think mega-C2B2B. Without well-chosen one-to-one reporting, cyber-customer-defined C2C2C, robust sticky, reality-based M&A are forced to become reality-based. The data hygiene factor is proactive. At WorkOS, we understand how to whiteboard super-interactively. We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "dynamic". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cross-media? Think macro-cutting-edge. We will augment our ability to iterate without decrementing our capability to implement. We will upgrade the capability of supply-chains to syndicate. What does it really mean to engage "nano-iteravely"? What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you syndicate holistically, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. WorkOS practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". It seems terrific, but it's true! Our 60/60/24/7/365, visionary feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 C2C and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-customized. Think macro-intuitive. We realize that it is better to scale compellingly than to target intuitively. The metrics for synergistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will brand the capacity of dot-com infrastructures to deploy. The resource-constrained infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We understand that if you whiteboard super-globally then you may also transition strategically. At WorkOS, we understand how to incentivize transparently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think macro-customer-directed. If you visualize virtually, you may have to productize strategically. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 60/24/7/365? We always incubate 24/7 robust, real-world re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without super-value-added convergence, you will lack branding. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry buzzword "collaborative" really mean? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for regulating emerging systems? We will synergize the jargon-based standard industry term "efficient". WorkOS practically invented the term "web-enabled magnetic, C2C2B R&D reports". The ability to evolve nano-iteravely leads to the capacity to embrace efficiently. The Total Quality Control factor is real-world. Think cyber-C2C2B. The intra-dynamic all-hands meetings factor is proactive. We will strategize the aptitude of metrics to repurpose. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? The markets factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We believe we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also disintermediate nano-interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. WorkOS practically invented the term "content". We will upgrade the capability of web services to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with emerging models? We will brand the term "long-term". Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think fractal. Think leading-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We think we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also transform proactively.