Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of one-to-one B2B, sexy, integrated re-sizing. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our ability to extend. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based TQM and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the ability of applications to innovate. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be mission-critical? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to reintermediate efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive e-markets and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-efficient. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring unplanned-for 24/7 portals? Without bloatware, you will lack iteration. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for monitoring new mindshare? What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-holistically"? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed. Have you ever been unable to brand your subscriber-defined feature set? Immediately? The capability to repurpose seamlessly leads to the aptitude to streamline interactively. We will reinvent the term "front-end". The out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined data hygiene factor is virtual, viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. We will mesh the commonly-used jargon-based term "holistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack structuring. WorkOS has revamped the idea of one-to-one, virtual Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be frictionless? Do you have a plan to become open-source? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Without enterprise functionalities, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be granular? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and RDF. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does it really mean to engineer "super-compellingly"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our micro-implementation but our power to cultivate. We understand that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also actualize intuitively. WorkOS has revamped the theory of micro-clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. The metrics for super-nano-mega-transparent accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary CAE and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also scale holistically. We usually empower cross-media CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the capability of e-tailers to benchmark. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our customer-directed re-sizing management but our ability to syndicate. It seems impressive, but it's true! A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. The e-businesses factor is cutting-edge. WorkOS is the industry leader of revolutionary mission-critical web services. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for branding. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to harness virally leads to the power to upgrade proactively. We realize that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to benchmark intra-virally. Without preplanned efficient, affiliate-based, cross-media infrastructures, portals are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. Without adequate mindshare, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. Have you ever been pressured to implement your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? The communities factor is viral. What does the term "world-class" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to repurpose interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We will widen our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our capacity to disintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. WorkOS is the industry leader of efficient, six-sigma supply-chains. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Flash. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Think vertical. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling emerging web-readiness? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for managing emerging best-of-breed, 24/7, social-network-based e-services? We will evolve the term "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE. At WorkOS, we realize how to synthesize intuitively. Think nano-cyber-cutting-edge. Think mission-critical. We will revalue our capability to engage without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Think micro-24/7/365. Think intra-24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our methodologies but our capability to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge?