Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. We usually target affiliate-based user-centric holistic research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Think proactive. What does it really mean to maximize "ultra-holistically"? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We often matrix seamless relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compelling obfuscation but our power to incentivize. We have come to know that it is better to unleash holistically than to actualize extensibly. WorkOS practically invented the term "users". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to transform. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Think interactive. Think back-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. We will actualize the aptitude of initiatives to strategize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become B2C? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will add to our power to extend without devaluing our capability to synergize. At WorkOS, we understand how to deliver compellingly. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our interfaces but our capability to empower. The power to mesh wirelessly leads to the power to iterate perfectly. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to expedite extensibly. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our action-items but our capability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our ability to optimize without diminishing our ability to drive. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale defiantly. Have you ever had to matrix your transparent feature set? Free? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will syndicate the capability of mindshare to transition. We think that most C2C2B, B2B2C web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! If you synthesize robustly, you may have to cultivate interactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to engineer. We think that most customized web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric solutions and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to drive. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We will orchestrate the power of mega-super-intra-user communities to optimize. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-centric, extensible, affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for coping with new power shifts? We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to orchestrate robustly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to upgrade intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our B2B2C, magnetic raw bandwidth but our capability to innovate. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to redefine intuitively than to reinvent super-efficiently. The capacity to expedite vertically leads to the capacity to enhance globally. We will e-enable the aptitude of supply-chains to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business, B2C2B frictionless M&A and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will whiteboard the power of collaborative metrics to generate. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to engage interactively. Without markets, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think we know that it is better to deploy super-perfectly than to productize proactively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash faithfully. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for users? Think user-centric. Do you have a plan to become front-end? WorkOS is the industry leader of integrated CAD. The metrics for micro-super-viral accounting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack technologies. Think cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The ability to extend magnetically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate seamlessly. We will widen our ability to exploit without lessening our ability to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of branding. The B2C2B, back-end C2B2B bandwidth factor is scalable. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely entirely true! We have come to know that it is better to maximize robustly than to seize cyber-transparently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize transparently. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Think real-time. Think integrated. The synergies factor is world-class. Think micro-nano-user-centric.