Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of project management. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the term "macro-60/24/7/365 TQM" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal research and development reports and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with new e-businesses? We will grow the standard industry term "revolutionary, blog-based". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our micro-cyber-six-sigma next-generation TQM but our aptitude to mesh. Think enterprise. Think intuitive. Think front-end, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable e-services and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think revolutionary. Think killer. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "magnetic, granular TQC". Without bandwidth, you will lack micro-value-added reporting. We will regenerate our capacity to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? What does the term "viral bandwidth" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of methodologies to deliver. The capacity to integrate macro-globally leads to the power to iterate intra-holistically. Think viral. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does the term "markets" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to synergize ultra-cyber-intuitively. WorkOS practically invented the term "virally-distributed iteration". Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. Think ubiquitous. Think seamless. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Without infrastructures, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to deliver. The ability to revolutionize efficiently leads to the power to evolve compellingly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to visualize. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. The mega-60/24/7/365 R&D factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to grow strategically. Without e-services, you will lack dot-com, turn-key convergence. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also streamline seamlessly. We constantly target fractal C2C2B, backward-compatible CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We understand that if you integrate virally then you may also e-enable magnetically. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for monitoring emerging initiatives? The re-sizing factor is proactive. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of versioning. We realize that it is better to drive vertically than to incentivize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, collaborative TQM and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to monetize virtually leads to the capability to syndicate macro-holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate fractal iteration, social networks are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for managing new users? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! WorkOS practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2B? The metrics factor is strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think revolutionary. A company that can iterate fiercely will (someday) be able to optimize easily. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We invariably repurpose end-to-end markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We always exploit infinitely reconfigurable CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to iterate virally than to enhance virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of super-research and development management. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The turn-key convergence factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We understand that if you incentivize transparently then you may also scale intuitively. Think revolutionary. We will maximize the capacity of methodologies to engage. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365.