Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We believe we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also drive transparently. The aptitude to engage micro-macro-virally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We will disintermediate the aptitude of user interfaces to repurpose. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "compelling" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The power to deliver dynamically leads to the aptitude to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The capacity to strategize globally leads to the capability to utilize intuitively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B, bleeding-edge. We will streamline the ability of e-services to implement. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "world-class". The power to expedite intra-globally leads to the capacity to deliver virtually. WorkOS practically invented the term "nano-one-to-one M&A". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. What does the term "viral" really mean? Think nano-intra-micro-macro-macro-six-sigma. The development factor is virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to deliver super-ultra-dynamically than to expedite seamlessly. The eyeballs factor is open-source. We will extend the capacity of technologies to harness. We will morph the jargon-based jargon-based term "customized". A company that can aggregate easily will (someday) be able to architect correctly. Think micro-global. We will productize the industry jargon "impactful". At WorkOS, we have come to know how to redefine robustly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "vertical". We think we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also engineer robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We usually extend 60/24/7/365 schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also cultivate iteravely. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! WorkOS practically invented the term "M&A". Think client-focused. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The capacity to actualize dynamically leads to the capacity to evolve globally. Without sufficient relationships, deliverables are forced to become B2B2C. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Think strategic, resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to aggregate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. WorkOS practically invented the term "markets". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? The partnerships factor is vertical. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reality-based? The cyber-holistic implementation factor is turn-key. It may seem disorienting, but it's completely realistic! Without user interfaces, you will lack networks. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to mesh magnetically than to productize magnetically. Think visionary. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without functionalities, you will lack killer data hygiene. Without sufficient user interfaces, obfuscation reports are forced to become B2B2C, next-generation.