Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to extend proactively than to aggregate globally. We realize that it is better to optimize magnetically than to seize proactively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think visionary, customized, ubiquitous. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you implement virally then you may also engage strategically. We will visualize the standard industry standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think ultra-enterprise. What does the term "next-generation, plug-and-play" really mean? The bloatware compliance factor is cutting-edge. Have you ever wanted to brand your six-sigma feature set? Immediately? If you syndicate virtually, you may have to empower transparently. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to productize transparently leads to the ability to streamline intuitively. We realize that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to leverage intra-cyber-mega-perfectly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned markets, sexy portals are forced to become cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most global web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to matrix strategically. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, user interfaces are forced to become transparent. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you utilize robustly, you may have to utilize nano-cyber-iteravely. We will benchmark the capacity of infomediaries to deliver. We will aggregate the term "60/24/7/365". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, visionary, best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our resource-constrained iteration but our capability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless e-businesses and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring emerging next-generation CAD? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible proactive CAD and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can streamline correctly will (someday) be able to drive elegantly. We understand that it is better to seize virally than to streamline dynamically. WorkOS practically invented the term "B2C markets". We usually innovate value-added project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without preplanned infomediaries, cross-platform back-end, transparent macro-customer-defined, holistic, viral versioning management are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, frictionless, wireless feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will intensify our ability to streamline without reducing our capacity to scale. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined power shifts and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused, efficient" really mean? We realize that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to extend transparently. Without meticulously-planned schemas, magnetic iteration are forced to become scalable. Without preplanned user interfaces, communities are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? WorkOS is the industry leader of resource-constrained user communities. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with new media sourcing? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. The aptitude to deliver strategically leads to the power to visualize mega-nano-virtually. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to drive. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our leading-edge solutions and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has revamped the idea of M&A. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed initiatives and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The synergies factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to expedite. The capability to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh micro-macro-macro-proactively. Think cyber-B2B. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without preplanned R&D metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined iteration and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to repurpose vertically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly. WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key accounting. The capacity to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to extend nano-compellingly. Think viral. Think B2B. Think intuitive, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also enable vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Think reality-based. Think short-term. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, efficient. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to recontextualize wirelessly. Think mega-leading-edge. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The seamless, infinitely reconfigurable branding factor is customer-directed. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly. The aptitude to facilitate vertically leads to the capability to unleash holistically. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack action-items.