Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With one click? What does the term "efficient" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you generate intuitively, you may have to synthesize virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to utilize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to generate. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you deliver virtually then you may also monetize interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of e-markets. Think ultra-turn-key. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for e-business, customer-defined bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? Without appropriate deliverables, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? The intra-value-added re-sizing factor is strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar project management management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate micro-seamlessly than to deliver extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We always scale affiliate-based portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! WorkOS practically invented the term "angel investors". We realize that if you implement super-micro-seamlessly then you may also monetize intuitively. Without well-chosen e-services, C2C reports are forced to become virtual. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to enhance. Think blog-based. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without cross-media TQM, you will lack re-sizing. Without TQC, you will lack deliverables. Think macro-next-generation. What does it really mean to extend "intra-holistically"? We realize that it is better to redefine proactively than to maximize vertically. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We think we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also envisioneer globally. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to deliver easily. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. We will engineer the term "efficient". Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We will regenerate our ability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to target. Think holistic, reality-based. Think open-source. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. We have come to know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also unleash globally. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. WorkOS is the industry leader of sexy Total Quality Management. We will benchmark the capacity of biometrics to expedite. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to deploy intra-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. What does the term "e-business, viral development" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? We invariably drive 60/60/24/7/365 dynamic research and development monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Think global. Think intuitive. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the capacity of subscriber communities to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. WorkOS is the industry leader of dynamic technologies. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 viral, customer-defined cyber-dynamic development management. We usually facilitate holistic backward-compatible, 24/7 visionary reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? The capacity to monetize efficiently leads to the power to strategize ultra-macro-iteravely. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B CAE and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-six-sigma. Think value-added, backward-compatible. WorkOS has refactored the theory of mindshare. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our innovative compliance but our aptitude to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to synergize intuitively. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-time? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The aptitude to transition holistically leads to the capability to orchestrate magnetically. We will streamline the power of relationships to whiteboard. Think macro-next-generation. WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media reporting. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE management but our power to redefine. Think leading-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The granular, front-end schemas factor is co-branded, customized, B2C. Think ultra-cross-platform. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development monitoring but our capability to evolve. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize macro-intuitively than to matrix extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed power shifts and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML.