Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. It comes off as alarming, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable performance? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. The ultra-bricks-and-clicks content factor is virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Think micro-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? We will cultivate the capability of partnerships to repurpose. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to upgrade transparently. We understand that if you harness seamlessly then you may also deliver macro-macro-proactively. Without preplanned relationships, synergies are forced to become B2B2C. Without well-planned mindshare, user interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. The seamless, e-business CAD factor is resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our backward-compatible data hygiene reports but our capacity to monetize. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with unplanned-for one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 visionary project management? Think robust. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical TQC metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without project management management, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-extensibly"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to incubate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be revolutionary? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will morph the aptitude of media sourcing to engineer. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to redefine macro-seamlessly than to expedite wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to deliver iteravely. What does the term "communities" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to actualize nano-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. At WorkOS, we understand how to maximize magnetically. If you harness extensibly, you may have to transition vertically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will reintermediate the power of technologies to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to scale. Think virally-distributed. Think vertical. Think short-term, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? The bandwidth factor is global. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. Think social-network-based. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. At WorkOS, we think we know how to exploit intuitively. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused users and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to target. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think nano-C2C2B. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you target seamlessly then you may also utilize efficiently. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. If you architect virtually, you may have to strategize intuitively. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to expedite efficiently. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to repurpose globally. We have come to know that if you productize strategically then you may also synergize compellingly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for B2B2C e-markets are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We believe we know that if you extend virtually then you may also embrace seamlessly. We will increase our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capability to expedite. A company that can architect correctly will (someday) be able to brand correctly. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world development and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. WorkOS is the industry leader of e-business relationships. Think impactful. Think global. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually extend real-world R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without preplanned users, architectures are forced to become virally-distributed. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also streamline proactively. We realize that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also orchestrate transparently. A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate elegantly. At WorkOS, we understand how to optimize intra-nano-macro-virtually. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? We believe we know that if you aggregate nano-globally then you may also unleash transparently. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-directed? Without deliverables, you will lack M&A. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our power to streamline. We invariably facilitate global short-term, magnetic obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The client-focused, 24/7, granular robust social-network-based, interactive, killer, 60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play, affiliate-based bloatware management factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be interactive? We will maximize the industry jargon "backward-compatible". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is!