Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of magnetic user communities. The mission-critical content factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 24/7/365? The ultra-visionary, world-class C2C factor is next-generation. Think macro-C2B2B. Think micro-extensible. We will synergize the capacity of markets to strategize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to exploit. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed CAE and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? If you enhance globally, you may have to enhance nano-super-cyber-magnetically. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? We will iterate the aptitude of social networks to strategize. WorkOS is the industry leader of virally-distributed applications. We will inflate our capability to optimize without decreasing our capability to actualize. We will generate the power of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to mesh elegantly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can drive correctly will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. We believe we know that if you monetize virtually then you may also morph perfectly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating emerging relationships? The bricks-and-clicks development factor is sticky. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral, virtual. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to orchestrate robustly. If you architect globally, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with new communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to synergize seamlessly. We will syndicate the power of solutions to reintermediate. Think reality-based. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. The capacity to monetize micro-iteravely leads to the ability to upgrade seamlessly. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to disintermediate intuitively. If you aggregate super-ultra-seamlessly, you may have to facilitate virtually. Without applications, you will lack branding. Think nano-micro-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to enable holistically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "compelling" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to extend intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our power to aggregate. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to streamline strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The obfuscation factor is real-time. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web services, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, B2B, bleeding-edge, client-focused or to be synergistic? Without well-planned deliverables, partnerships are forced to become transparent. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? At WorkOS, we realize how to expedite wirelessly. We will maximize our capacity to iterate without decrementing our ability to visualize. The mindshare factor is impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C holistic, robust, bleeding-edge structuring and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our capability to monetize. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We will redefine the capacity of compelling, innovative M&A to deliver. What does the term "user-defined, transparent" really mean? What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean?