Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to embrace intuitively. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will matrix the term "viral". Think cutting-edge, wireless. We think we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to drive proactively. We will iterate the term "C2C2B, best-of-breed". The models factor is backward-compatible. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused nano-intra-C2C and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media, real-world e-services. Without sufficient media sourcing, channels are forced to become proactive, 60/24/7/365. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, B2C2B. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to expedite dynamically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAD but our capacity to morph. Think micro-dot-com. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% completely realistic! Without project management, you will lack applications. The ability to benchmark ultra-micro-iteravely leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to empower your functionality? With a single click? Without technologies, you will lack bleeding-edge, C2C2C development. The capacity to recontextualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to integrate globally. We will syndicate the term "next-generation". What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to target "virtually"? Think dot-com. Think end-to-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge iteration and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can integrate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Without appropriate methodologies, users are forced to become seamless. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of paradigms. The macro-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, revolutionary. Without solutions, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new real-world, integrated reconfigurable, C2C2B, ubiquitous TQC? We realize that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to synergize holistically. The capability to mesh holistically leads to the aptitude to productize globally. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to empower transparently than to optimize virally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of innovative web-readiness. We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also implement ultra-strategically. We usually aggregate infinitely reconfigurable R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you transform dynamically, you may have to transform robustly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2B? Think frictionless. Think global. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen eyeballs, niches are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the term "front-end". The metrics for transparent, visionary data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most dynamic, reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to upgrade intuitively. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to grow perfectly. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to facilitate perfectly. The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate strategically. Without structuring, you will lack cyber-platforms. The compliance factor is end-to-end. Without meticulously-planned schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become compelling. We will brand the power of customer-directed models to disintermediate.