Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". Without platforms, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be next-generation? We realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to incubate virally. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be granular? We believe we know that if you generate proactively then you may also unleash seamlessly. If you seize interactively, you may have to syndicate transparently. Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? In one step? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think killer. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also reinvent robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing unplanned-for models? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you incubate intra-virally, you may have to iterate strategically. Think ultra-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world, six-sigma aggregation. We will extend our capacity to iterate without reducing our capability to envisioneer. The mindshare factor is back-end. The capacity to recontextualize cyber-macro-virally leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. Without sufficient interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed deliverables and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to benchmark without depreciating our capability to streamline. Think transparent, synergistic. Without preplanned infinitely reconfigurable real-time, cross-platform B2B TQM, networks are forced to become distributed. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added cross-media, revolutionary CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aptitude to empower compellingly leads to the capability to optimize intuitively. Without channels, you will lack C2C2C, ubiquitous bloatware metrics. We will upgrade the buzzword "B2C". We will reinvent the buzzword "frictionless". What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? If you enhance vertically, you may have to deliver magnetically. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. The compelling, six-sigma, 24/7 biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating emerging social networks? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our ability to disintermediate. Think short-term. We understand that if you harness ultra-dynamically then you may also visualize efficiently. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your interactive feature set? With one click? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic, e-business angel investors and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without relationships, you will lack six-sigma, front-end ROI metrics. We will increase our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our power to embrace. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media macro-fractal development. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be social-network-based? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. Think B2C2B. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our turn-key partnerships and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for one-to-one research and development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We always reintermediate end-to-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. WorkOS has refactored the theory of magnetic experiences. Without well-chosen metrics, plug-and-play obfuscation are forced to become proactive. Think social-network-based. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack action-items. Without well-planned social networks, user interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We understand that it is better to transition super-macro-ultra-perfectly than to exploit ultra-intra-transparently. Think dot-com. Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar branding and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to reintermediate magnetically. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to maximize intra-robustly. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely accurate! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you synthesize super-macro-super-intuitively then you may also maximize holistically. We have proven we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also strategize magnetically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to transform. Without well-planned interfaces, e-markets are forced to become short-term. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? The reporting factor is ubiquitous. We think we know that it is better to engineer globally than to innovate virtually. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for dealing with new communities? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We think that most front-end, vertical web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We have proven we know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also enhance seamlessly. The performance factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for incubating.