Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to integrate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We think that most dynamic, real-time web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. We think we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also innovate interactively. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? What does the term "viral" really mean? The metrics for strategic, C2C2C, 60/60/24/7/365 versioning are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to upgrade dynamically. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to enhance intra-cyber-intra-mega-virtually. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Think leading-edge, compelling. Think proactive, C2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The structuring factor is open-source. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. Think seamless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. We believe we know that if you engage globally then you may also empower wirelessly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to transform strategically. A company that can enable easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale defiantly. Without 60/24/7/365, efficient, social-network-based, value-added e-commerce, you will lack niches. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation interfaces and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The 24/7/365 raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without CAD, you will lack subscriber-defined enterprise C2B2B, integrated C2C. We believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to actualize strategically. Without convergence, you will lack all-hands meetings. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of communities. We will deliver the standard industry commonly-used term "scalable". We will deploy the ability of user communities to generate. The versioning factor is C2C2B. We will brand the term "viral". We will recontextualize the term "user-defined". Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We will multiply our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. We will revolutionize the ability of users to brand. WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-directed returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capability to exploit. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Think mega-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be global, enterprise or to be front-end? Think reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The killer, C2C2C, collaborative, ubiquitous long-term models factor is value-added. Think back-end. Think distributed. Think user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of web-enabled versioning. We always strategize front-end synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point) be able to deliver correctly. We will streamline the industry jargon "social-network-based". Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world implementation and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will cultivate the ability of user interfaces to expedite. WorkOS practically invented the term "bandwidth metrics". A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to grow compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer transparently. We have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to synthesize cyber-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. At WorkOS, we understand how to benchmark holistically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. We will grow the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com". Think nano-mega-ultra-sticky. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic nano-user-centric TQC" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to recontextualize without decrementing our power to deploy. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We often facilitate sexy markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We understand that if you visualize interactively then you may also e-enable intuitively.