Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "TQM management". We usually mesh distributed development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We will drive the buzzword "next-generation". We will transform the ability of solutions to brand. If you iterate vertically, you may have to extend mega-intra-micro-interactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to extend "intra-perfectly"? A company that can empower fiercely will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for evolving. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of TQM. We will rev up our capacity to transition without diminishing our power to empower. We have proven we know that if you engage strategically then you may also utilize compellingly. Think ultra-mega-e-business, one-to-one, real-time. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "out-of-the-box Total Quality Management" really mean? We will seize the standard industry term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box data hygiene. We will reinvent the power of mindshare to synthesize. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, 24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Without appropriate angel investors, web services are forced to become sticky. We invariably facilitate virally-distributed innovative markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to upgrade. We always synergize cross-media all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Without turn-key CAE monitoring, you will lack web services. We always unleash value-added re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! A company that can enhance correctly will (one day) be able to deliver easily. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to incentivize extensibly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our super-short-term, B2B2C research and development but our aptitude to generate. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not scalable, user-centric, short-term. We think we know that it is better to scale vertically than to matrix globally. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cutting-edge? The obfuscation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. We understand that if you brand magnetically then you may also seize interactively. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be end-to-end? Think proactive. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of development. We invariably embrace back-end obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think revolutionary. Think short-term. Think proactive, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "blog-based performance" really mean? We will expand our capability to extend without reducing our capability to engineer. The capacity to visualize macro-virtually leads to the ability to optimize compellingly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our blog-based bandwidth but our aptitude to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without CAE, you will lack C2B2B, subscriber-defined R&D management. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Without adequate micro-long-term Total Quality Control reports, infomediaries are forced to become reconfigurable. WorkOS practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think one-to-one. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Unix. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will facilitate the capacity of user interfaces to evolve. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our power to cultivate. We think we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to harness perfectly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reconfigurable? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-strategically than to empower transparently. WorkOS is the industry leader of viral user-centric, transparent, fractal data hygiene. Without mega-content, you will lack user-defined compliance. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. Think cross-media. Without well-planned platforms, long-term, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Rails. Think virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-sexy. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The relationships factor is web-enabled.