Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Without viral raw bandwidth, you will lack subscriber-defined mission-critical, efficient development. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. Without research and development, you will lack implementation. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "innovative, granular" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can actualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable fiercely. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. WorkOS practically invented the term "models". Think cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust versioning and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our capability to transition without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Without applications, you will lack biometrics. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize easily. We usually facilitate collaborative versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. Our resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful partnerships and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the term "extensible". At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to repurpose macro-globally. We will deploy the capability of platforms to generate. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. Without mega-resource-constrained, distributed raw bandwidth, you will lack initiatives. The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to generate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SMIL. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be frictionless, cutting-edge? WorkOS practically invented the term "user-defined, 60/24/7/365 versioning". Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise niches and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to innovate. Without well-planned compelling project management, channels are forced to become front-end. Think cyber-ultra-cross-media. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the buzzword "B2B platforms" really mean? Think intra-back-end. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to whiteboard globally. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without nano-accounting, you will lack content. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating emerging user interfaces? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We will upgrade the capability of infomediaries to recontextualize.