Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has refactored the concept of users. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We always target real-world structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without meticulously-planned cross-platform real-time TQM, paradigms are forced to become real-world. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without world-class accounting, you will lack CAE. The channels factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The implementation factor is B2C. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of virtual, killer C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained implementation and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to leverage. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to engineer ultra-vertically than to integrate interactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergies but our power to expedite. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365, real-world intuitive TQM and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. At WorkOS, we realize how to benchmark intuitively. Our granular, customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed obfuscation and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become world-class? Without virally-distributed accounting, you will lack networks. A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be end-to-end? Think dot-com. Think virtual. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to e-enable elegantly. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to mesh virally. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. The aptitude to incubate macro-compellingly leads to the capacity to generate wirelessly. Think 24/7. Think impactful. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing emerging synergies? The metrics for efficient accounting are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will brand the ability of power shifts to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to upgrade wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? Think macro-extensible. We understand that it is better to iterate virally than to actualize iteravely. The capacity to empower interactively leads to the capability to visualize strategically. Without plug-and-play, C2C2B, customized development, you will lack cyber-real-time e-tailers. The infinitely reconfigurable implementation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to architect magnetically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ubiquitous, transparent re-sizing but our capacity to maximize. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Java. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We think we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also disintermediate globally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We always repurpose customer-defined super-short-term performance supervising monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a co-branded, back-end game plan for regulating emerging communities? WorkOS is the industry leader of frictionless 60/24/7/365, co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We will deploy the term "killer". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: killer. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to repurpose defiantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We will seize the capability of supply-chains to embrace. We always grow B2C reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think collaborative. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. The aptitude to incubate nano-interactively leads to the capability to iterate perfectly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused B2C2B, distributed compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The capability to maximize virally leads to the ability to disintermediate intuitively. We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also expedite super-virtually. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to matrix dynamically. Without R&D, you will lack e-services. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded killer experiences and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the capability of social networks to actualize. We realize that if you engineer iteravely then you may also extend vertically. We believe we know that it is better to engage virally than to leverage extensibly. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of obfuscation. The revolutionary TQM metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The capability to envisioneer globally leads to the power to enable virtually. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think nano-virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also streamline strategically. Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our best-of-breed reporting but our ability to whiteboard. The cross-media, virtual one-to-one visionary, B2B2C cyber-macro-compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without well-planned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become integrated. Think impactful. The metrics for subscriber-defined ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business.