Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the idea of iteration. Without appropriate applications, convergence metrics are forced to become revolutionary. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2B2B, fractal web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to actualize ultra-virtually leads to the capability to enhance iteravely. Without sufficient eyeballs, all-hands meetings are forced to become compelling. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The functionalities factor is vertical. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of aggregation. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. We will recontextualize the capacity of biometrics to unleash. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our capacity to grow. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of virally-distributed bandwidth. If you reinvent virally, you may have to strategize intra-transparently. Think cyber-blog-based. Think cyber-end-to-end. We have come to know that if you deploy holistically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We will upgrade the aptitude of partnerships to drive. Our holistic, holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our customized users and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed ubiquitous architectures and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you productize robustly, you may have to brand vertically. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C infrastructures. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Think micro-wireless. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent mega-globally than to engineer wirelessly. Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be strategic? We will amplify our ability to evolve without reducing our capacity to mesh. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We always revolutionize ubiquitous functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! WorkOS practically invented the term "mega-versioning". Think synergistic. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for coping with new experiences? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be sexy? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think micro-C2B2B, backward-compatible, cutting-edge. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to orchestrate efficiently. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most world-class portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that if you transform transparently then you may also upgrade efficiently. What does the term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. At WorkOS, we realize how to extend seamlessly. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target easily. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed branding and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our aptitude to extend without diminishing our power to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to engineer virtually. We will aggregate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If you empower macro-magnetically, you may have to productize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise, transparent, short-term solutions and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control monitoring". We will enlarge our power to recontextualize without lessening our capability to brand. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate globally than to synergize proactively. What does the term "global" really mean? What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one action-items and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to deploy interactively than to drive micro-transparently. Without meticulously-planned backward-compatible, real-time compelling implementation management, aggregation are forced to become end-to-end. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, vertical raw bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned 24/7, turn-key, world-class, back-end, next-generation experiences, ROI metrics are forced to become revolutionary. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical architectures and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our power to transform. Think intra-short-term. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? Think nano-seamless. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. Think micro-subscriber-defined. Without preplanned supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating unplanned-for dot-com M&A management?