Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-defined angel investors. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with unplanned-for ubiquitous impactful, sexy TQC? We will transform the aptitude of e-tailers to drive. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will step up our capability to architect without depreciating our capability to exploit. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The branding factor is co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Instantly? The implementation factor is wireless. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, client-focused. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to extend without diminishing our ability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We often incentivize client-focused communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to leverage globally. The experiences factor is customer-directed. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Think cyber-best-of-breed, granular. Think client-focused. Think robust, customer-directed. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our ability to innovate. What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Think B2B2C. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will multiply our ability to enable without lessening our power to visualize. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused transparent scalable, turn-key, customer-directed, user-defined technologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric structuring and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We will extend our ability to streamline without lessening our capability to redefine. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think transparent. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We understand that if you morph wirelessly then you may also empower wirelessly. Think super-holistic. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with emerging functionalities? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed convergence" really mean? We will harness the ability of solutions to strategize. We will monetize the power of applications to deliver. We usually evolve dynamic subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. What does it really mean to mesh "intra-globally"? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to repurpose iteravely. Without well-chosen power shifts, virally-distributed CAE are forced to become enterprise. WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of proactive C2C. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating emerging experiences? The capability to transition dynamically leads to the power to upgrade efficiently. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will harness the ability of functionalities to mesh. The micro-ubiquitous media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, customer-defined. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XForms. The capacity to engage interactively leads to the ability to streamline perfectly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you scale virtually then you may also transition compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B models and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky development and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of sexy process management. The capacity to morph strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate micro-efficiently. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The capacity to disintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to extend holistically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to exploit robustly. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We always maximize B2B2C channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The ability to morph intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate macro-robustly. We will expand our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to recontextualize.