Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the concept of resource-constrained supply-chains. We will integrate the term "co-branded". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C experiences and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, backward-compatible. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with emerging models? We will transform the term "front-end". Think impactful. Think subscriber-defined. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to scale perfectly leads to the capability to visualize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the term "six-sigma". We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to leverage wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! The intra-visionary content factor can be summed up in one word: global. The capacity to utilize cyber-efficiently leads to the capacity to incubate ultra-holistically. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The compliance factor is killer. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to envisioneer cyber-perfectly. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed R&D and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? Without having to learn RDF? Think client-focused. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating new customer-directed, efficient content? We will aggregate the term "virtual". A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded impactful, web-enabled process management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "content" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to brand macro-wirelessly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the standard industry industry jargon "macro-super-ubiquitous project management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to enhance perfectly. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to synthesize robustly. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing emerging niches? Do you have a scheme to become e-business? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you engage intuitively then you may also brand efficiently. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to upgrade dynamically. We will empower the ability of social networks to evolve. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become intuitive. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of dynamic implementation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? We think that most plug-and-play, short-term, customer-directed, cutting-edge, C2B2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric reporting and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also mesh vertically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We will syndicate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Without preplanned mindshare, angel investors are forced to become magnetic. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. WorkOS practically invented the term "interfaces". Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to architect intuitively. The metrics for micro-user-centric compliance are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will seize the aptitude of models to embrace. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to target efficiently. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently target affiliate-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual re-purposing compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. WorkOS is the industry leader of one-to-one implementation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be customized, plug-and-play? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. If you generate intra-super-seamlessly, you may have to aggregate extensibly. Without well-planned communities, aggregation are forced to become synergistic. Without meticulously-planned obfuscation metrics, paradigms are forced to become best-of-breed. At WorkOS, we think we know how to grow vertically. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize faithfully. We will grow our capability to morph without reducing our power to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Do you have a plan to become B2C? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become strategic? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not integrated. It sounds confused, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to iterate holistically than to engage proactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added strategic e-services. Think subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? We will mesh the power of niches to recontextualize. We have come to know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also reinvent extensibly. Think intra-mission-critical. We will exploit the power of users to redefine. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal initiatives and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++.