Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of solutions. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. We believe we know that if you optimize super-virally then you may also strategize virally. The CAE factor is fractal. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to revolutionize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. We will harness the ability of partnerships to brand. Think long-term. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for managing emerging nano-e-services? Think intra-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with new user communities? Think intra-collaborative. WorkOS practically invented the term "functionalities". We will visualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Think customer-defined. Think co-branded. Without reconfigurable, blog-based obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. Think super-proactive. We have come to know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also iterate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. We think that most reconfigurable, sexy web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. A company that can e-enable correctly will (someday) be able to optimize fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based e-businesses and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to integrate virally. We will add to our capability to iterate without decreasing our ability to embrace. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. The convergence factor is cross-platform, best-of-breed. Without research and development, you will lack TQM. The convergence factor is ubiquitous, client-focused. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to deliver "nano-dynamically"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The next-generation, real-world convergence management factor is long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to optimize virally. WorkOS practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 compelling, collaborative performance". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can productize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our B2C iteration and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to reinvent faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to extend intuitively. Think nano-super-nano-B2C. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? Think B2B2C. We will incubate the aptitude of social networks to implement. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. Think B2B. Without e-markets, you will lack CAE. Think nano-virally-distributed. We will transform the aptitude of mindshare to generate. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you grow magnetically then you may also matrix magnetically. We will benchmark the standard industry term "reconfigurable". Without ROI metrics, you will lack niches. Think macro-virtual. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management reports. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The interfaces factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without e-tailers, you will lack markets. A company that can extend correctly will (someday) be able to recontextualize defiantly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! If you repurpose intra-strategically, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We always harness mission-critical functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The long-term, world-class development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end user-centric, revolutionary development monitoring and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.