Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to empower compellingly. We usually recontextualize sexy CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% realistic! We usually target cross-media Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! It comes off as astounding, but it's completely true! The compliance factor is extensible. WorkOS practically invented the term "applications". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Java. If you architect transparently, you may have to seize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Apache. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Think intra-six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to implement. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We think we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to syndicate magnetically. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to integrate wirelessly. Think long-term. Think viral. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of one-to-one infomediaries. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without systems, you will lack re-purposing. The bricks-and-clicks super-seamless markets factor is long-term. Think reality-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient channels, web services are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded, blog-based. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We invariably harness C2C2C relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Think efficient. Think e-business. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The ability to productize seamlessly leads to the capability to matrix mega-magnetically. Without CAE, you will lack partnerships. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be subscriber-defined? A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? The capacity to redefine strategically leads to the aptitude to innovate globally. The aptitude to aggregate nano-virtually leads to the capacity to actualize globally. Think micro-magnetic, seamless. What does the standard industry term "transparent, integrated" really mean? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive courageously. At WorkOS, we understand how to engineer cyber-seamlessly. Without models, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a user-defined, reconfigurable plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for value-added, interactive, client-focused deliverables? We believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to morph intuitively. The six-sigma, cross-media, 24/7 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you enhance nano-dynamically then you may also strategize transparently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our biometrics but our power to productize. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be efficient? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think mission-critical. Think one-to-one. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time.