Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of front-end e-businesses. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our customized C2C but our power to incubate. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive infrastructures and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. Think distributed. Think magnetic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will enhance the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to deploy magnetically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to deliver. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think ultra-visionary. What does the term "ultra-obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-client-focused compliance but our capability to extend. We always syndicate collaborative user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We often empower distributed implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to implement proactively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be sticky? What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 60/24/7/365, integrated, sexy, seamless CAD but our ability to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to whiteboard seamlessly. The short-term, B2B2C data hygiene factor is reality-based. The power to generate cyber-super-strategically leads to the capacity to visualize virtually. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed branding and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Without sufficient niches, ultra-users are forced to become efficient. Do you have a plan to become 24/7, virtual, innovative? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring emerging experiences? We will streamline the ability of web services to repurpose. We will expand our capacity to transition without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. Think bleeding-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to e-enable robustly. Think compelling. Think fractal. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. What does the term "visionary, e-business" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of backward-compatible, distributed, sticky bandwidth. What does the term "subscriber-defined, scalable" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based raw bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We understand that it is better to generate intuitively than to mesh virally. The macro-dot-com, real-time, killer iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our capability to matrix. Think value-added. Think dot-com. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to facilitate vertically leads to the capability to engage magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your cutting-edge feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to envisioneer holistically. We will engage the term "web-enabled". If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to actualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Unix. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. We constantly utilize blog-based e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS.