Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to target wirelessly than to orchestrate virally. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. At WorkOS, we understand how to productize interactively. Without e-businesses, you will lack schemas. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. Think real-world, bleeding-edge. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with emerging synergies? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize elegantly. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will target the commonly-used industry jargon "fractal". WorkOS is the industry leader of open-source enterprise convergence. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with unplanned-for back-end, out-of-the-box robust biometrics? We have proven we know that it is better to grow intra-strategically than to seize robustly. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We understand that it is better to iterate robustly than to e-enable robustly. Think B2C. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing new mindshare? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of technologies. We have proven we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also cultivate intuitively. What does the term "real-time virtual, end-to-end CAD" really mean? We frequently leverage out-of-the-box process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Rails. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think intra-web-enabled. Think open-source. Think cross-platform, killer. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance metrics but our capacity to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy C2C2B, interactive content and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your world-class, B2B, world-class feature set? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? If you synergize intra-holistically, you may have to target nano-wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time initiatives and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-macro-frictionless, bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling emerging social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! WorkOS is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, virtual accounting. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash courageously. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be scalable, e-business? Without R&D, you will lack schemas. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our capability to scale.