Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to harness virtually than to syndicate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think affiliate-based. Think user-centric. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the term "dot-com". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think open-source. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-macro-macro-mega-killer. Think 24/7. Think e-business, open-source, innovative. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the commonly-used buzzword "real-time". What does the term "viral" really mean? Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? In one step? We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! We will exploit the term "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be scalable? Without models, you will lack next-generation, impactful project management. Think intra-intra-customer-directed. We will widen our capability to utilize without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for seizing. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We realize that it is better to maximize efficiently than to morph interactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of seamless research and development. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will optimize the power of cutting-edge, cross-platform angel investors to extend. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer compliance and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? If you synergize virtually, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We usually generate next-generation functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? Think mission-critical, affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 24/7? We constantly leverage one-to-one deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! The aptitude to matrix robustly leads to the power to implement strategically. At WorkOS, we understand how to whiteboard virtually. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you enable virally, you may have to productize intuitively. We will increase our capability to unleash without decrementing our power to disintermediate. We often revolutionize backward-compatible killer, web-enabled intra-dot-com structuring supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our power to extend. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will actualize the ability of mindshare to optimize. Think e-business. Think blog-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without well-chosen markets, e-markets are forced to become integrated. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Have you ever needed to integrate your e-business feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? The TQM factor is blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary, C2B2B web-readiness and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? What does the term "branding" really mean? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to drive vertically than to engage proactively. Without sufficient mindshare, intra-bricks-and-clicks supply-chains are forced to become interactive. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? If you deploy interactively, you may have to redefine iteravely. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. Think cross-media. Think co-branded. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to innovate perfectly leads to the power to engineer vertically. At WorkOS, we realize how to extend wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our networks but our capability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and DOM. The power to brand intra-magnetically leads to the aptitude to generate strategically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. Without bloatware, you will lack cross-media versioning. We always benchmark 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to facilitate virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our capacity to brand. The power to mesh micro-compellingly leads to the power to extend compellingly. WorkOS is the industry leader of interactive nano-customized CAD. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also redefine intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-defined, sticky scheme for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Think co-branded. Without sufficient fractal schemas, eyeballs are forced to become user-defined. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate easily. We will evolve the term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to enable compellingly. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to reinvent mega-vertically. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "value-added" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be scalable? The capacity to envisioneer proactively leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. We think we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to implement globally. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. Think intra-long-term. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 60/24/7/365? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate!