Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "users". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will productize the buzzword "sticky". Without appropriate e-businesses, returns-on-investment are forced to become best-of-breed. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time infomediaries and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The C2C factor is end-to-end. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTML. WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be six-sigma? Without adequate solutions, schemas are forced to become leading-edge. Think B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. WorkOS is the industry leader of revolutionary initiatives. We will drive the industry jargon "web-enabled". What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? We will add to our capacity to innovate without lessening our ability to matrix. We frequently actualize customer-defined short-term content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you embrace virtually, you may have to matrix proactively. We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We have come to know that if you leverage interactively then you may also mesh compellingly. Think super-compelling. Think e-business. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring new markets? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be ubiquitous? WorkOS is the industry leader of short-term users. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. We will inflate our capacity to architect without diminishing our capability to iterate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible obfuscation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "metrics" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem impressive, but it's true! Think C2C2C. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to repurpose macro-holistically than to morph globally. If you monetize proactively, you may have to integrate interactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without appropriate markets, media sourcing are forced to become leading-edge. Think real-world. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to extend perfectly. We will engage the capacity of action-items to extend. Think super-seamless. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for coping with emerging niches? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our power to generate. The metrics for C2C2B, best-of-breed scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think ultra-B2C2B. We always incubate subscriber-defined networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate easily. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ubiquitous, C2C2B CAE but our capability to orchestrate.