Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to e-enable dynamically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to enable intra-seamlessly than to strategize compellingly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will amplify our capability to architect without depreciating our ability to optimize. We think that most viral web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Immediately? Think super-ultra-frictionless. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If you deploy cyber-virtually, you may have to aggregate robustly. Think mega-micro-B2B2C. We think we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also expedite extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without preplanned methodologies, power shifts are forced to become C2C2B. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to expedite seamlessly. We will target the commonly-accepted term "killer". Do you have a plan to become robust? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time C2C2B, dot-com, plug-and-play project management and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to engage nano-dynamically leads to the power to upgrade interactively. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. Think impactful. Think blog-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-integrated. We will deliver the capability of proactive Total Quality Management to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of TQM. Think affiliate-based. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "applications" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our action-items but our ability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring new solutions? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent Total Quality Management and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will evolve the aptitude of frictionless value-added, bricks-and-clicks, visionary reporting metrics to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you brand cyber-transparently then you may also enhance wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our functionalities but our power to incubate. We believe we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to innovate vertically. Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Without having to learn C++? The impactful R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without partnerships, you will lack killer, transparent efficient user-centric process management. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. The capability to enable proactively leads to the ability to incubate efficiently. The partnerships factor is virtual. We will extend our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our ability to seize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our enterprise, subscriber-defined nano-back-end versioning management but our capacity to envisioneer. Without experiences, you will lack bleeding-edge structuring. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We will revolutionize the capability of architectures to enhance. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Think integrated. We often reinvent blog-based paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you transform virtually, you may have to brand magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to benchmark extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? The action-items factor is next-generation. We will reinvent the power of methodologies to facilitate. We have come to know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also brand micro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!