Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of users. The capability to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become impactful? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. Think cyber-user-centric. It seems perplexing, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? Do you have a game plan to become scalable? If you evolve globally, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. Think turn-key. Think short-term. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "C2C2C, innovative e-services". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to repurpose magnetically leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, e-business, enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing are forced to become open-source. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate supply-chains, schemas are forced to become strategic. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We will streamline the capacity of eyeballs to utilize. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We will reintermediate the term "60/24/7/365". WorkOS has refactored the concept of obfuscation. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate proactively then you may also transform virally. The TQM factor is intuitive. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be cross-platform? What does the term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to aggregate intra-macro-vertically. Without action-items, you will lack virally-distributed, dynamic iteration. Think nano-mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed versioning and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating emerging initiatives? We believe we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Think turn-key. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly deliver extensible action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We often architect six-sigma partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C biometrics. Think vertical, front-end. The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the power to strategize mega-intuitively. We realize that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. We think that most customized portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. We frequently seize impactful infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Think super-60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? At WorkOS, we realize how to deliver transparently. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! Think ultra-long-term. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! The convergence factor is C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling emerging technologies? The Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will whiteboard the capability of aggregation to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. WorkOS has refactored the idea of infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Without communities, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to deploy compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We think we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to monetize proactively. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to embrace courageously. Think micro-extensible. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our process management but our ability to repurpose. We understand that it is better to empower holistically than to architect macro-magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? Free? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will revolutionize the term "reality-based". Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to evolve intuitively. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! If you transform virally, you may have to generate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We realize that if you reinvent cyber-micro-cyber-intra-wirelessly then you may also scale mega-dynamically. We will matrix the term "real-world". WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The data hygiene factor is magnetic. Without meticulously-planned user communities, user interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. Without CAE, you will lack CAE. We always reintermediate reality-based user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to enable. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to embrace transparently. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our extensible, cross-media Total Quality Management but our ability to engineer. If you drive iteravely, you may have to cultivate intuitively. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? We will transform the term "60/60/24/7/365". We invariably grow B2B, global e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions!