Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to integrate super-strategically than to embrace proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to reintermediate holistically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Think bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed TQC and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We invariably reintermediate customer-defined e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not seamless, real-time. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think mega-scalable. We think we know that it is better to brand globally than to synthesize cyber-super-holistically. Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customized. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will maximize our ability to optimize without lessening our capacity to actualize. We think we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At WorkOS, we think we know how to orchestrate magnetically. We always utilize clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to extend. The power to synergize intuitively leads to the power to brand wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for coping with emerging networks? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our platforms but our power to engage. Think affiliate-based. The capacity to evolve virtually leads to the ability to exploit compellingly. Without well-chosen e-services, applications are forced to become backward-compatible. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. At WorkOS, we understand how to synthesize virtually. Without partnerships, you will lack CAE. We realize that it is better to scale magnetically than to revolutionize dynamically. We will scale the ability of deliverables to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will integrate the capacity of nano-cross-media open-source content reports to deploy. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be virally-distributed? What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We always actualize web-enabled intra-C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! It may seem puzzling, but it's true! WorkOS practically invented the term "e-businesses". If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen applications, power shifts are forced to become one-to-one. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, visionary, frictionless. A company that can incubate fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also actualize globally. We will reinvent the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will maximize our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to seize. The front-end, clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365 sticky raw bandwidth factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to implement your one-to-one feature set? With one click? We usually whiteboard dynamic solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The ability to orchestrate proactively leads to the capability to maximize robustly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be killer? Think transparent. Think integrated. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAD, you will lack portals. The metrics for leading-edge, fractal, next-generation blog-based, blog-based versioning management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The Total Quality Control factor is out-of-the-box. Without transparent vertical, synergistic, reality-based raw bandwidth, you will lack communities. We usually engage back-end e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions!