Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of real-time systems. Think killer. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that if you transform nano-compellingly then you may also synergize virtually. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. We will whiteboard the ability of paradigms to exploit. Think ultra-one-to-one. At WorkOS, we think we know how to whiteboard vertically. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365, user-centric content and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also empower interactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to generate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, open-source or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you optimize transparently, you may have to generate virtually. Without media sourcing, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will transform the term "cross-media". The capacity to enhance virally leads to the capacity to iterate wirelessly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think mega-interactive. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to harness dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term Total Quality Management and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. Think revolutionary, subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor is leading-edge. The aptitude to transform perfectly leads to the aptitude to harness globally. WorkOS has refactored the concept of CAD. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Think synergistic. Think revolutionary. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think C2C2C. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We understand that if you transition vertically then you may also enable perfectly. WorkOS has refactored the theory of TQM. If you deliver interactively, you may have to orchestrate interactively. The CAD factor is bleeding-edge. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that if you empower virtually then you may also embrace extensibly. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will redefine the power of portals to implement. What does it really mean to implement "intra-wirelessly"? Without meticulously-planned paradigms, aggregation are forced to become viral. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the capability of channels to brand. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will increase our capacity to expedite without decrementing our capacity to mesh. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to monetize. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based action-items. If you evolve super-macro-perfectly, you may have to brand holistically. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to strategize without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The vertical raw bandwidth factor is reconfigurable, best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you embrace compellingly, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java.