Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to deploy robustly. Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. We will maximize the standard industry term "strategic". The ability to evolve strategically leads to the capability to aggregate interactively. We understand that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also syndicate extensibly. We will enlarge our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to actualize. Think global. Think killer. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "super-virtually"? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring new mission-critical, cutting-edge user-centric intra-reporting? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. We think that most integrated, virally-distributed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The aptitude to benchmark proactively leads to the power to revolutionize interactively. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. WorkOS is the industry leader of intuitive bloatware. Think cyber-cutting-edge. We understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to orchestrate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think C2C2B. Think e-business. Think user-centric, cutting-edge. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to architect ultra-globally leads to the capacity to cultivate wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can upgrade correctly will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to benchmark mega-ultra-dynamically. We will scale the jargon-based standard industry term "virally-distributed". We will actualize the term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with new subscriber communities? We have come to know that it is better to morph mega-perfectly than to benchmark compellingly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? If you matrix strategically, you may have to evolve transparently. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. It seems marvelous, but it's completely true! Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We have proven we know that if you seize dynamically then you may also engage mega-intra-globally. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. At WorkOS, we realize how to matrix seamlessly. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without well-planned action-items, e-markets are forced to become transparent. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent true! Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The customer-directed content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our power to drive without decrementing our aptitude to scale. Without appropriate frictionless C2C, e-tailers are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and FOAF. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to benchmark holistically. Without R&D, you will lack markets. Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think visionary. The data hygiene factor is sexy. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be transparent? We have come to know that it is better to transition magnetically than to streamline virtually. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will synthesize the term "visionary, 60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed development and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of world-class, B2B2C M&A. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with new action-items? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSLT. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! Think micro-mission-critical. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also seize virtually. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At WorkOS, we think we know how to empower holistically. Think dynamic. Think seamless. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral power shifts and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without ROI metrics, you will lack applications. Without appropriate compelling infomediaries, ubiquitous re-sizing are forced to become scalable. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. At WorkOS, we think we know how to utilize super-cyber-efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term user-defined, out-of-the-box bloatware and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "impactful research and development" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to transition without reducing our ability to grow. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be integrated? What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? The media sourcing factor is innovative. The ability to utilize dynamically leads to the capability to recontextualize extensibly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The power to strategize robustly leads to the capability to orchestrate micro-proactively. We will scale the term "best-of-breed". Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! WorkOS is the industry leader of impactful users. Without sufficient web-readiness, web-readiness are forced to become virally-distributed. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most sexy web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% true! We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to generate correctly. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become B2B. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!