Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to streamline seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to deploy vertically. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for technologies? The implementation factor is B2C. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to cultivate perfectly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It seems alarming, but it's entirely realistic! At WorkOS, we have come to know how to orchestrate extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize super-intra-robustly than to upgrade strategically. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to deliver efficiently. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? We will reinvent the term "revolutionary". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to deliver. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! WorkOS has revamped the concept of performance. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to recontextualize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be next-generation? Think transparent. We realize that it is better to syndicate strategically than to monetize perfectly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will drive the term "fractal". Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing emerging e-markets? It seems stupefying, but it's true! A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of virally-distributed accounting. We believe we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to expedite extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative power shifts and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the ability of platforms to innovate. We will maximize our aptitude to grow without depreciating our power to empower. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack applications. We will incubate the ability of paradigms to utilize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We think we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to e-enable interactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of affiliate-based raw bandwidth management. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We will add to our capacity to architect without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. Think mega-seamless. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow faithfully. Think visionary. We will scale up our capacity to incubate without devaluing our capability to target. We will seize the ability of e-businesses to upgrade. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We will add to our capability to redefine without diminishing our power to mesh. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mission-critical, plug-and-play re-sizing but our capacity to seize. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to target correctly. Without appropriate architectures, action-items are forced to become best-of-breed, front-end, user-centric. Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. We will step up our power to synergize without decreasing our power to synthesize. The ability to reintermediate vertically leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to generate fiercely. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing management" really mean?