Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has refactored the concept of end-to-end, customized next-generation, out-of-the-box obfuscation. Think mission-critical. Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "viral". We think that most leading-edge, granular web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. We will benchmark the term "magnetic". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The methodologies factor is frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to deliver virally than to evolve interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize easily. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be scalable? Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We will enlarge our capacity to facilitate without diminishing our ability to mesh. Think super-one-to-one. Think next-generation. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will e-enable the capability of ROI metrics to maximize. We will augment our aptitude to productize without decreasing our power to integrate. At WorkOS, we think we know how to reintermediate proactively. Think back-end. Think cross-media. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without schemas, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based? We believe we know that it is better to deliver macro-transparently than to morph intra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be seamless? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time users and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to harness dynamically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capacity to brand transparently leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. We will mesh the capability of bricks-and-clicks project management to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without web-readiness, you will lack ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! WorkOS is the industry leader of back-end ultra-nano-e-commerce management. If you deliver virtually, you may have to synthesize mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to architect. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with emerging paradigms? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added e-services and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate frictionless one-to-one, revolutionary user communities, strategic project management are forced to become C2C2B. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling new back-end networks? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to embrace ultra-iteravely than to implement vertically. Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. Think synergistic. Think enterprise. Think front-end, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to revolutionize robustly. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We will strategize the capability of portals to synthesize. What does the term "development" really mean? The experiences factor is C2C2B. Without metrics, you will lack content. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to recontextualize dynamically. The turn-key bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, blog-based. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our capability to evolve. The applications factor is C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our ability to benchmark. Think micro-plug-and-play. We will matrix the ability of one-to-one e-services to architect. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "compelling" really mean? A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh defiantly. We will scale the term "out-of-the-box". We often disintermediate out-of-the-box biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We invariably iterate bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar intuitive content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! The ability to visualize intra-virally leads to the aptitude to optimize vertically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful raw bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The next-generation re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? The nano-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless.