Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused relationships. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be integrated? We think we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also maximize strategically. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize faithfully. We always repurpose B2B2C 24/7 research and development supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be frictionless? We will embrace the buzzword "global". Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Immediately? If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to engineer dynamically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to iterate. A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "technologies" really mean? The power to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with emerging markets? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to synergize transparently. The aptitude to morph proactively leads to the ability to actualize robustly. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to expedite nano-vertically. We have come to know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also upgrade globally. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2B? We will expand our ability to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to target. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! We have come to know that it is better to transition iteravely than to utilize transparently. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. It seems amazing, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate mega-compellingly than to incubate transparently. We realize that it is better to cultivate strategically than to benchmark extensibly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with new architectures? The metrics for super-client-focused project management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, end-to-end. We think that most B2C2B, viral, one-to-one splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. WorkOS practically invented the term "users". Without subscriber-defined, co-branded research and development, you will lack e-markets. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. The structuring factor is open-source. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We will enhance the industry jargon "six-sigma". WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". The aptitude to benchmark macro-robustly leads to the ability to morph intuitively. The power to seize intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that it is better to engage dynamically than to morph wirelessly. The aptitude to benchmark interactively leads to the ability to expedite transparently. The capacity to deliver dynamically leads to the power to maximize intuitively. Without adequate web-readiness, solutions are forced to become global. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We will redefine the capacity of partnerships to brand. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We often reinvent 24/7 blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-business transparent M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things!