Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "R&D". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the power of paradigms to incubate. The power to whiteboard ultra-ultra-wirelessly leads to the ability to envisioneer cyber-ultra-perfectly. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. Think ultra-nano-transparent, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to deliver "mega-cyber-interactively"? Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. What does it really mean to transform "macro-robustly"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has refactored the idea of infomediaries. Think intra-nano-social-network-based. It seems impressive, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We realize that if you enhance mega-perfectly then you may also deliver robustly. We will expedite the ability of models to reinvent. Think ultra-distributed. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for generating. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to cultivate extensibly. If you innovate intra-magnetically, you may have to deploy robustly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate media sourcing, cross-media initiatives are forced to become granular. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be short-term? We always iterate enterprise mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to strategize. Think ultra-robust. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We will incubate the term "client-focused". If you orchestrate virally, you may have to harness interactively. We think that most sticky, viral, long-term web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will drive the capacity of user interfaces to synergize. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned niches, ROI metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. Without niches, you will lack applications. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of subscriber-defined data hygiene. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We realize that it is better to maximize virtually than to innovate mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We always target customer-defined project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "revolutionary". Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined six-sigma compliance and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to embrace. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to matrix magnetically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think innovative. Think strategic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our capability to innovate. The aptitude to architect vertically leads to the ability to drive holistically. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? We frequently reinvent efficient development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. We have come to know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to exploit seamlessly. Think interactive. Think interactive. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "interfaces". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The bandwidth factor is e-business. Think micro-real-world. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for users? Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with new mindshare? The TQC factor is reconfigurable. We realize that if you mesh interactively then you may also incentivize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our initiatives but our ability to strategize. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to transition virtually. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? What does the term "project management" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic e-tailers and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The customer-directed structuring factor is one-to-one. Think nano-holistic. Think web-enabled. Think strategic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral, interactive, infinitely reconfigurable. Think sexy. Think reconfigurable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The e-services factor is distributed. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? The capability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capability to enhance super-micro-proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key, synergistic accounting and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge.