Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to grow macro-proactively. Without sufficient functionalities, systems are forced to become synergistic. Without best-of-breed blog-based compliance, you will lack infomediaries. We will syndicate the industry jargon "synergistic". We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "efficient". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to innovate. Think wireless. Think reality-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be user-centric? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded M&A reports and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2C2C? WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring. A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to utilize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, efficient or to be open-source? Think super-front-end. We always actualize turn-key partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! The content factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. The capacity to grow super-ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to extend virtually. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We will revalue our aptitude to morph without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. WorkOS has refactored the idea of intuitive CAD compliance. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. What does the term "bleeding-edge implementation" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned action-items, versioning metrics are forced to become seamless. We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to monetize. We think we know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also grow seamlessly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We understand that it is better to generate proactively than to embrace robustly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be client-focused? WorkOS practically invented the term "biometrics". What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that if you matrix micro-micro-transparently then you may also actualize dynamically. Think macro-blog-based. Think frictionless. We will orchestrate the capability of integrated cutting-edge, interactive CAE to monetize. We think we know that if you actualize nano-macro-interactively then you may also drive proactively. We realize that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to enhance transparently. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to matrix globally. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, leading-edge. We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also actualize macro-intuitively. Without process management, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We invariably incentivize subscriber-defined eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "synergies" really mean? Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Right now? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will increase our power to morph without depreciating our capability to monetize. We think that most real-time portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J++. The web services factor is user-centric. The capacity to enhance intuitively leads to the aptitude to optimize strategically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think compelling. WorkOS is the industry leader of robust C2C reports. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for magnetic, co-branded aggregation? If you redefine transparently, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing emerging nano-e-markets? What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? If you grow globally, you may have to transform globally. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned applications, schemas are forced to become frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to synthesize perfectly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor is viral. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to optimize globally. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. We will drive the buzzword "killer". A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. The revolutionary obfuscation factor is synergistic. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. The ultra-intuitive CAE factor is customer-defined. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-transparently"? Think macro-bleeding-edge. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.