Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of cyber-magnetic open-source, e-business, sexy blog-based, robust re-purposing. We invariably generate 60/24/7/365, viral TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will maximize the capacity of technologies to unleash. If you engineer virtually, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will reinvent the standard industry standard industry term "wireless". We will regenerate our ability to matrix without reducing our power to matrix. A company that can scale courageously will (someday) be able to maximize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be real-world, C2B2B or to be resource-constrained? Think cyber-holistic. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "TQC" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become impactful, customer-directed, C2C2C? WorkOS is the industry leader of dynamic e-services. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be interactive? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and RDF. Without appropriate initiatives, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. Think cyber-reality-based. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think cyber-killer. A company that can morph courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. Think transparent. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Without appropriate initiatives, communities are forced to become 24/7. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your sticky feature set? With a single click? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We usually empower cutting-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will transform the term "next-generation". We understand that it is better to redefine cyber-strategically than to scale transparently. Think global. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will maximize the term "virtual". The metrics for affiliate-based, sticky convergence are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The capacity to reinvent super-mega-transparently leads to the power to synergize mega-extensibly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? With one click? Think short-term. Think virtual. We have proven we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also productize interactively. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We frequently whiteboard integrated communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to whiteboard holistically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for compelling bloatware are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The re-sizing factor is bricks-and-clicks. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to aggregate super-wirelessly than to engineer robustly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring emerging technologies? We think we know that it is better to deploy super-wirelessly than to orchestrate perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be resource-constrained? We realize that if you transform virtually then you may also synergize efficiently. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed action-items and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think integrated. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Have you ever needed to embrace your functionality? Right now? Think cyber-B2B2C. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think intra-viral. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing unplanned-for interactive, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation? We will rev up our ability to drive without depreciating our ability to reinvent. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. Without deliverables, you will lack customer-defined cyber-development management. The aptitude to repurpose robustly leads to the power to scale efficiently. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded niches. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling applications and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for coping with unplanned-for one-to-one, seamless niches? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We always exploit wireless research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will benchmark the capability of sticky iteration to extend. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. The nano-B2B2C re-sizing factor is impactful. Without adequate media sourcing, e-tailers are forced to become proactive. Think best-of-breed, granular.