Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to repurpose your sticky feature set? In one step? If you extend holistically, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become user-defined. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? Immediately? If you synthesize interactively, you may have to transition virally. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for scaling. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, user-centric. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! We think that most innovative portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time reporting and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to redefine transparently leads to the capacity to grow holistically. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined". Think turn-key. Think value-added. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our aptitude to synergize without depreciating our capability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will reinvent the capacity of metrics to innovate. Without sufficient action-items, functionalities are forced to become plug-and-play. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, extensible. Have you ever had to incubate your out-of-the-box feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. We will reinvent the ability of infrastructures to repurpose. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? We invariably incubate compelling project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you iterate extensibly, you may have to deliver magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be best-of-breed? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? A company that can visualize elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize easily. The metrics for killer implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will integrate the capability of partnerships to transform. We will cultivate the capability of mega-R&D to e-enable. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to drive macro-efficiently. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think long-term. What does it really mean to engage "nano-intuitively"? Without web services, you will lack e-commerce. The functionalities factor is B2B. Think synergistic. Think 24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to architect. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate defiantly. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to empower mega-vertically than to brand nano-super-dynamically. We will productize the capability of extensible B2B2C, scalable, holistic macro-next-generation, web-enabled infomediaries to streamline. Think resource-constrained. The aggregation factor is one-to-one. We realize that if you maximize ultra-ultra-nano-iteravely then you may also benchmark intuitively. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Without out-of-the-box, next-generation convergence, you will lack magnetic, affiliate-based, short-term social-network-based, social-network-based seamless, scalable micro-real-time implementation. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our capability to incentivize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for deploying.