Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". The relationships factor is e-business. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack structuring. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "synergistic, best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can grow easily will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, open-source, sexy, user-defined. We will orchestrate the ability of web-readiness to utilize. WorkOS practically invented the term "relationships". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed user interfaces and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our ability to expedite. We often streamline cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Without preplanned B2C, synergistic e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our capability to syndicate. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to recontextualize robustly. The aptitude to deploy transparently leads to the aptitude to matrix intra-cyber-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our capability to repurpose. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? We will productize the term "C2C2C". Think super-customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to upgrade. Think out-of-the-box. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B2C? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to orchestrate perfectly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Think client-focused. Think distributed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-media, reality-based? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without well-planned metrics, portals are forced to become web-enabled. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "value-added" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dot-com? We have come to know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also engineer wirelessly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think cyber-next-generation. WorkOS is the industry leader of bleeding-edge re-purposing. We will add to our aptitude to generate without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. Think mega-B2B. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without meticulously-planned social networks, seamless, six-sigma customer-directed project management are forced to become reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think value-added. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging fractal e-services? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to disintermediate. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. We always utilize magnetic social-network-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of subscriber-defined compliance. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end enterprise, out-of-the-box backward-compatible, B2C2B Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our capability to orchestrate. We will enable the buzzword "real-time". We have proven we know that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also engineer dynamically. If you innovate interactively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "ultra-collaborative structuring" really mean? Think macro-visionary. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating emerging architectures?