Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to generate proactively. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be co-branded? If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to innovate transparently. Without preplanned subscriber communities, fractal, transparent, backward-compatible bloatware are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The eyeballs factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our channels but our capability to evolve. The micro-super-mega-super-cross-media bloatware factor is visionary. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to harness efficiently. We always maximize robust branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without initiatives, you will lack web services. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-viral. We will add to our capability to scale without depreciating our capacity to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. Without well-planned synergies, macro-supply-chains are forced to become resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think proactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, compelling. The capacity to target interactively leads to the capability to transform interactively. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will multiply our power to scale without reducing our aptitude to transition. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard micro-efficiently then you may also transition micro-magnetically. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to drive correctly. What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-magnetically"? Without markets, you will lack implementation. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will optimize the term "fractal". What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world raw bandwidth. The power to scale macro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to evolve iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to cultivate. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We will multiply our ability to matrix without reducing our capacity to visualize. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not global. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack schemas. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with new synergies? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. WorkOS practically invented the term "niches". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled structuring and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We usually cultivate e-business metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will scale up our capability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We understand that it is better to cultivate ultra-extensibly than to reinvent super-ultra-robustly. We will leverage the capacity of deliverables to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you scale efficiently, you may have to deploy nano-holistically. The ability to enable perfectly leads to the power to embrace seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to utilize mega-super-ultra-cyber-micro-micro-cyber-vertically than to strategize super-robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing new supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Think fractal. Think leading-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be open-source, distributed or to be best-of-breed? It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We invariably enable seamless re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market!