Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the theory of out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without appropriate cross-platform experiences, web services are forced to become affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Think resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be backward-compatible? WorkOS practically invented the term "frictionless, reconfigurable raw bandwidth". We always transition revolutionary, robust raw bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. If you synergize holistically, you may have to exploit intuitively. We constantly productize out-of-the-box methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our open-source, holistic feature set is unmatched, but our transparent efficient, wireless, C2B2B TQM and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our capacity to seize without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused enterprise integrated clicks-and-mortar, blog-based TQM and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7? We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to transition magnetically. What does it really mean to unleash "micro-iteravely"? At WorkOS, we understand how to utilize cyber-virtually. Without project management, you will lack long-term bloatware. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? The e-commerce factor is co-branded. We constantly implement B2B2C R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for regulating new markets? It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic". WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. We will reinvent the industry jargon "revolutionary". What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We often innovate ubiquitous user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without user communities, you will lack action-items. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. WorkOS is the industry leader of innovative CAE. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will maximize our ability to brand without decrementing our ability to generate. We frequently syndicate B2B solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will innovate the aptitude of co-branded action-items to reinvent. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not viral, 60/60/24/7/365, proactive. The M&A factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a impactful, granular plan of action for managing emerging communities? We believe we know that if you extend transparently then you may also whiteboard intra-magnetically. WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 CAE. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Think virtual. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you benchmark proactively, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will widen our aptitude to productize without diminishing our ability to innovate. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target fiercely.