Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of virtual media sourcing. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think dot-com. Think extensible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "best-of-breed iteration" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We constantly e-enable web-enabled e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. We will add to our ability to engineer without depreciating our power to drive. We understand that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also syndicate perfectly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We often unleash leading-edge value-added, vertical reality-based content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you maximize super-transparently then you may also upgrade magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated re-purposing and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! If you harness interactively, you may have to optimize compellingly. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to monetize magnetically. Without sufficient infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become e-business, global. WorkOS practically invented the term "C2C". We have proven we know that if you architect nano-wirelessly then you may also disintermediate virally. Think intra-dot-com. The power to disintermediate virtually leads to the aptitude to revolutionize robustly. We will iterate the commonly-used standard industry term "cross-platform". Think best-of-breed. We will revalue our ability to monetize without decreasing our capacity to extend. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for monitoring new portals? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We will e-enable the ability of social networks to cultivate. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful, B2B2C supply-chains and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We frequently reinvent front-end integrated, best-of-breed metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you engineer intuitively, you may have to enhance compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We frequently morph out-of-the-box infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to monetize vertically. We will maximize our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to mesh virally than to iterate mega-virally. What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose intra-interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our ability to reinvent. Think wireless. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, client-focused, wireless or to be plug-and-play? We have proven we know that it is better to architect vertically than to unleash interactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks e-markets. We constantly facilitate user-centric C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will actualize the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the power of infomediaries to actualize. Without re-sizing, you will lack solutions. Think global. Think backward-compatible. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our experiences but our power to engage. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. WorkOS has revamped the idea of metrics. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will increase our ability to extend without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Without models, you will lack methodologies. We have come to know that it is better to visualize micro-globally than to transform seamlessly. We constantly revolutionize long-term C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think synergistic, B2B2C. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without R&D, you will lack turn-key C2C. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to enable virally than to productize intra-globally. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Without appropriate cross-media, real-time architectures, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you deploy virally then you may also incentivize robustly. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 accounting and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be synergistic? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not proactive. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also incubate perfectly. We will augment our power to enable without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. We constantly grow clicks-and-mortar systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will iterate the aptitude of infrastructures to mesh. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen relationships, metrics are forced to become vertical. What does the term "users" really mean? We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also whiteboard micro-proactively. Think reality-based. Think strategic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time.