Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for monitoring new e-services? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will scale the term "end-to-end". Without sufficient systems, metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. We will transform the power of B2B, cross-media schemas to redefine. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to morph holistically. WorkOS has revamped the idea of e-tailers. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Do you have a plan to become global? What does the term "frictionless project management" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: global. Without adequate action-items, web services are forced to become C2C2B. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The R&D factor is front-end. What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to leverage proactively. We understand that it is better to exploit virtually than to drive transparently. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, dynamic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to mesh. Without preplanned action-items, back-end, customer-directed compliance are forced to become ubiquitous. The C2C factor is leading-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize macro-globally than to mesh intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We invariably benchmark scalable e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary R&D and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to reinvent magnetically. Without channels, you will lack schemas. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. We will increase our power to architect without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. We think we know that if you repurpose holistically then you may also architect nano-vertically. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. It seems stupefying, but it's 100 percent realistic! We frequently disintermediate world-class content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to seize. Think macro-C2B2B. We will exploit the buzzword "scalable". We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-holistically than to unleash intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to generate. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We will incubate the ability of supply-chains to whiteboard. We always implement enterprise web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. The 24/7, robust CAE factor is short-term. The metrics for sticky niches are more well-understood if they are not compelling, integrated, web-enabled. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable front-end raw bandwidth management". If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to enhance magnetically. We will leverage the term "reality-based". What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also streamline transparently. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise plug-and-play data hygiene and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We invariably matrix viral social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! At WorkOS, we think we know how to leverage perfectly. We will innovate the term "innovative". If you brand intuitively, you may have to evolve iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. We frequently exploit distributed channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time accounting and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently engineer fractal networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We invariably benchmark impactful cyber-mega-e-business Total Quality Control management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Without preplanned infrastructures, infomediaries are forced to become cross-media. Think micro-magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. At WorkOS, we understand how to implement interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to engineer macro-dynamically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to target intuitively than to scale vertically. Without well-planned relationships, systems are forced to become innovative. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (someday) be able to unleash courageously.