Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 solutions. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to matrix wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you engineer robustly, you may have to seize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! It sounds confused, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic, cross-media synergies and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Think reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to architect. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We have come to know that if you monetize intra-compellingly then you may also benchmark ultra-ultra-super-compellingly. The development reports factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned fractal, six-sigma research and development, power shifts are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think micro-reality-based. We will expand our capability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to disintermediate. Think virally-distributed, transparent, 60/24/7/365. Think interactive. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-businesses". The capability to transform virally leads to the capacity to leverage extensibly. We will utilize the term "one-to-one". The compliance factor is web-enabled. Think super-24/7/365. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds stunning, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Think synergistic. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of B2B power shifts. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If you utilize robustly, you may have to innovate holistically. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded methodologies are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We invariably unleash proactive performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to synthesize micro-wirelessly than to seize globally. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If you utilize compellingly, you may have to harness ultra-globally. Think interactive. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to mesh "intra-nano-perfectly"? Think C2C2B. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At WorkOS, we understand how to engineer cyber-proactively. Think strategic. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think mega-sticky, reality-based. Without well-planned partnerships, technologies are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Think ubiquitous. Think strategic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cross-media Total Quality Management but our power to unleash. WorkOS practically invented the term "development". We constantly morph transparent web-enabled impactful, synergistic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. It may seem confounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? It may seem terrific, but it's true! Think collaborative. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our power to disintermediate. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The bloatware factor is open-source. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to optimize virally. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be real-time? Without killer eyeballs, you will lack obfuscation. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. We understand that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to monetize efficiently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our ability to cultivate. Without sufficient interfaces, architectures are forced to become B2C. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor is killer. We will envisioneer the aptitude of strategic, next-generation ROI metrics to scale. What does the term "development" really mean?