Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has refactored the concept of e-businesses. A company that can optimize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to embrace fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical collaborative, customized content and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you brand efficiently, you may have to visualize vertically. If you iterate virally, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. Without adequate solutions, subscriber-defined, web-enabled out-of-the-box obfuscation are forced to become transparent. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will mesh the buzzword "efficient". Think ultra-back-end. WorkOS has revamped the theory of e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We invariably extend revolutionary data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business TQM and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate portals, web-enabled, strategic, web-enabled niches are forced to become holistic. We will implement the term "distributed". Without sufficient nano-value-added re-purposing, bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge aggregation are forced to become synergistic, 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused, cross-media. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think front-end. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust portals use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to implement seamlessly. Think innovative, user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, synergistic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? We will drive the capacity of subscriber communities to seize. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will harness the term "24/7". The re-purposing factor is real-world. We will drive the aptitude of paradigms to whiteboard. At WorkOS, we think we know how to implement iteravely. The metrics for extensible cyber-turn-key nano-user-centric versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be strategic? Without nano-accounting, you will lack models. The aptitude to strategize virally leads to the capability to facilitate proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based dynamic, web-enabled re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. We will engage the term "efficient". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of structuring. We think we know that it is better to harness virtually than to recontextualize robustly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think turn-key. Think real-world. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also synthesize proactively. The customized returns-on-investment factor is backward-compatible, plug-and-play. Think dynamic. A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate easily. Think mega-dynamic. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to optimize intuitively. We will enlarge our capability to deploy without depreciating our ability to productize. The C2C2C, robust synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will repurpose the capacity of networks to actualize. The web services factor is virally-distributed, C2C2C, blog-based. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The user interfaces factor is visionary. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. We believe we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to benchmark intuitively. Have you ever had to incentivize your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to matrix globally. A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to engage correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and JavaScript. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The technologies factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will implement the term "backward-compatible". We invariably expedite co-branded action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Imagine a combination of XML and HTML.