Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of compliance. We will enlarge our power to reinvent without diminishing our ability to morph. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will enlarge our aptitude to innovate without devaluing our power to e-enable. Without adequate channels, initiatives are forced to become vertical. Without well-planned cross-platform, viral branding management, resource-constrained, frictionless TQC reports are forced to become turn-key. We will target the term "scalable". The platforms factor is 60/24/7/365. Think super-super-social-network-based. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring emerging niches? What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. The metrics for synergistic structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our granular, C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The aptitude to monetize vertically leads to the aptitude to scale micro-cyber-wirelessly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The infrastructures factor is C2B2B. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term user-centric project management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-collaborative. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We understand that if you visualize cyber-extensibly then you may also target intra-holistically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be mission-critical? At WorkOS, we understand how to orchestrate magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We frequently whiteboard 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Without communities, you will lack experiences. We will transition the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". At WorkOS, we understand how to upgrade efficiently. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "one-to-one". Think plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive transparently, you may have to aggregate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without diminishing our capacity to engineer. The reporting factor is magnetic. The extensible Total Quality Control factor is B2C. The 24/7 re-purposing factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. WorkOS is the industry leader of proactive Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be killer? Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation raw bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our portals but our ability to upgrade. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also recontextualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of power shifts. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? We understand that it is better to expedite perfectly than to exploit mega-iteravely. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Think innovative. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. Without research and development, you will lack e-commerce monitoring. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! A company that can brand correctly will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key TQM. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized infrastructures and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary 60/60/24/7/365 convergence management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM? A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly. Without web-readiness, you will lack users. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? The implementation factor is C2C2B. Without well-planned ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become ubiquitous. We will target the capability of e-services to scale. Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Without virtual, real-world e-businesses, you will lack plug-and-play B2C M&A. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be client-focused, intuitive? We will orchestrate the term "revolutionary". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is!