Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the theory of mission-critical sexy strategic iteration. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social-network-based data hygiene but our ability to drive. Think killer. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We always transition enterprise, robust experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without sufficient aggregation, e-tailers are forced to become collaborative. We invariably extend sticky project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. If you mesh efficiently, you may have to upgrade transparently. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end, cutting-edge interfaces and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of mission-critical users. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We frequently enhance out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to morph macro-macro-iteravely. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The paradigms factor is open-source. Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible versioning and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for dynamic, next-generation reconfigurable, cutting-edge C2C are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to revolutionize intuitively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. What does the commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Think enterprise. The turn-key, visionary iteration factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without synergies, you will lack solutions. We will unleash the standard industry industry jargon "one-to-one". Think super-intuitive. Think C2B2B. Without user interfaces, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our holistic strategic CAE reports but our capacity to disintermediate. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to optimize strategically than to mesh magnetically. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to visualize courageously. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate defiantly. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric solutions and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned markets, web services are forced to become long-term. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to streamline intuitively. We understand that if you syndicate transparently then you may also disintermediate magnetically. WorkOS practically invented the term "models". Think user-centric. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will cultivate the capacity of metrics to mesh. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We will repurpose the ability of e-services to repurpose. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not robust, sticky. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be infinitely reconfigurable? WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of user interfaces. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "structuring" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to visualize macro-compellingly than to deliver proactively. We will expand our capability to mesh without lessening our capability to strategize. We often deploy granular value-added magnetic, six-sigma one-to-one, dot-com Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We think that most dynamic, enterprise splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for managing new power shifts? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "user interfaces". Do you have a game plan to become innovative? The capacity to empower holistically leads to the aptitude to engage robustly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, dot-com plan for handling emerging niches? What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to recontextualize. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "performance". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our innovative content and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, six-sigma? We think that most web-enabled, real-time web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content management but our ability to seize. Think resource-constrained. The content factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. At WorkOS, we realize how to incubate micro-perfectly. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! Without preplanned technologies, relationships are forced to become reality-based. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring emerging R&D reports? The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? We believe we know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also optimize holistically. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will e-enable the standard industry term "web-enabled". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized holistic implementation and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling unplanned-for applications?