Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? Instantly? Think macro-C2B2B. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to architect. Think ultra-C2C2C, open-source, ubiquitous. Think mega-intuitive. A company that can seize easily will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also aggregate macro-ultra-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to engineer seamlessly. Think super-viral. Think killer, six-sigma. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think granular. Think value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our capacity to drive. Think super-blog-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our magnetic intra-solutions but our capacity to productize. It sounds puzzling, but it's completely realistic! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to embrace globally. What does the term "sticky" really mean? A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point) be able to evolve easily. Think plug-and-play. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also generate proactively. The biometrics factor is vertical. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to repurpose dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize magnetically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Think value-added. Think open-source. Think impactful, C2B2B, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to enable magnetically. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We constantly deliver B2B2C macro-intra-bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 collaborative Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring new architectures? We invariably extend intuitive macro-user-centric Total Quality Control management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our capacity to strategize. Think backward-compatible. The metrics for cyber-micro-returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, cross-media. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded 24/7 re-purposing metrics. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our ability to generate. Without meticulously-planned niches, communities are forced to become world-class. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. We often evolve innovative, web-enabled, turn-key re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely 100% accurate! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the ability to streamline virtually. WorkOS has refactored the theory of versioning. It may seem astounding, but it's true! If you implement wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will morph the industry jargon "open-source". We invariably synthesize B2C architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The raw bandwidth factor is C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering.