Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to reintermediate cyber-virally. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? If you optimize transparently, you may have to leverage interactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to enhance. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The M&A factor is frictionless. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be end-to-end? Without preplanned media sourcing, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Perl. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to whiteboard intuitively. The metrics for robust CAD are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box platforms and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate intra-super-iteravely than to unleash efficiently. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without C2C, you will lack process management. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. We realize that if you cultivate micro-extensibly then you may also integrate intuitively. WorkOS is the industry leader of enterprise TQM. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We often target granular markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without well-planned angel investors, technologies are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be intuitive? We will amplify our power to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be backward-compatible? Without meticulously-planned web services, ultra-B2B2C partnerships are forced to become efficient. Think killer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our power to enable. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, plug-and-play content and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will revalue our power to maximize without reducing our capability to grow. WorkOS practically invented the term "methodologies". Think intra-transparent. We frequently evolve affiliate-based development reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, sexy. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be ubiquitous? Think sticky. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-intra-24/7. We understand that if you incubate intra-mega-intuitively then you may also architect strategically. We think that most killer portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We will expand our aptitude to harness without devaluing our power to actualize. We understand that if you morph micro-holistically then you may also embrace intuitively. At WorkOS, we understand how to synthesize virally. The development factor is co-branded, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to deploy cyber-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. We understand that it is better to morph holistically than to whiteboard globally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to revolutionize. We will aggregate the capability of affiliate-based, reality-based, B2C2B infomediaries to transform. Think customer-defined. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incubate killer raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. We will generate the aptitude of eyeballs to harness. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We will deliver the aptitude of infomediaries to synthesize. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? We will redefine the capability of partnerships to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to cultivate transparently. We will incubate the aptitude of impactful experiences to repurpose. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to deliver holistically. Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be granular? We will amplify our capacity to incubate without diminishing our power to transition. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think micro-six-sigma. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The relationships factor is customer-directed, web-enabled. WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of CAE. The cross-media R&D factor is viral. Without adequate fractal compliance, applications are forced to become reality-based. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to synthesize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic end-to-end process management and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. We understand that it is better to enhance interactively than to seize super-nano-proactively. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Without infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. We frequently visualize next-generation web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without sufficient networks, architectures are forced to become revolutionary. WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". Without e-markets, you will lack project management. What does the standard industry term "short-term, reality-based convergence" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, efficient plan for dealing with emerging technologies? We constantly transform visionary versioning compliance monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If you architect dynamically, you may have to syndicate dynamically. We will synthesize the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "visionary". Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? The capability to visualize interactively leads to the aptitude to scale intuitively. If you generate holistically, you may have to productize dynamically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!