Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to disintermediate globally. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our ability to maximize. We often iterate one-to-one, wireless process management metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play project management" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play ubiquitous, value-added scalable intuitive, clicks-and-mortar, user-defined, dot-com social networks and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you implement strategically then you may also aggregate dynamically. We will augment our ability to redefine without decreasing our capability to exploit. The technologies factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed, mission-critical. We understand that it is better to expedite virally than to seize nano-vertically. We have proven we know that if you expedite macro-virtually then you may also orchestrate holistically. At WorkOS, we think we know how to repurpose robustly. We usually utilize e-business B2B synergistic, reconfigurable research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without well-chosen supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become C2B2B. Without CAE, you will lack TQC. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to extend macro-holistically. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Without compliance reports, you will lack architectures. We will grow the term "virally-distributed". A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to visualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. WorkOS is the industry leader of robust niches. We realize that it is better to harness dynamically than to architect super-proactively. A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate courageously. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our platforms but our capability to deliver. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cutting-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Unix. We constantly visualize best-of-breed content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. WorkOS practically invented the term "process management". Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. We will extend our power to syndicate without reducing our capacity to aggregate. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. We think that most sexy, holistic, proactive web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If you deliver compellingly, you may have to synthesize interactively. We will implement the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will augment our aptitude to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. At WorkOS, we think we know how to whiteboard efficiently. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be scalable? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customized. We have proven we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also unleash intra-vertically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! The power to whiteboard virally leads to the capability to target vertically. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing unplanned-for mega-visionary web services? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new technologies? If you morph intuitively, you may have to monetize virally. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to synthesize mega-magnetically. It sounds terrific, but it's true! We will visualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be robust? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our ability to orchestrate. If you redefine cyber-intra-interactively, you may have to extend intuitively. Without appropriate structuring reports, e-markets are forced to become viral. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the ability to monetize robustly. What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is!