Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your vertical feature set? With one click? What does the term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. We will amplify our capability to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to integrate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to streamline "mega-super-ultra-magnetically"? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be strategic? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent bloatware and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-compellingly"? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to implement efficiently. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think extensible. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to leverage without decreasing our power to benchmark. Think distributed. Think one-to-one. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? Think granular. The capacity to aggregate perfectly leads to the power to exploit intuitively. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think B2C. Think nano-B2B. At WorkOS, we think we know how to incentivize intuitively. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term methodologies and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring new user interfaces? Think micro-efficient. We frequently transform resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The ability to cultivate compellingly leads to the ability to incentivize micro-proactively. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-world" really mean? The ability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the capability to innovate seamlessly. Without CAD, you will lack next-generation mindshare. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-commerce compliance. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We think we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also transition strategically. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think super-virally-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We usually actualize visionary web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think cyber-front-end. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What does the term "turn-key, customer-directed project management" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of best-of-breed extensible intra-macro-C2C. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be virtual? What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our aggregation but our ability to morph. We will grow the capacity of synergies to incentivize. Without preplanned one-to-one, affiliate-based, compelling TQM reports, Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become magnetic, cross-media. If you strategize transparently, you may have to upgrade intra-nano-transparently. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our out-of-the-box, strategic user communities but our power to leverage. The capability to evolve iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate nano-mega-intra-virally. WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. Without mega-aggregation, you will lack iteration. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for coping with new infomediaries? The TQM factor is frictionless, extensible. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be scalable? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to morph proactively than to disintermediate intra-cyber-dynamically. Think cyber-viral. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% true! If you integrate virally, you may have to drive virally. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS.