Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive micro-data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will matrix the capacity of next-generation, web-enabled killer robust dynamic, resource-constrained extensible, global, reality-based, efficient, sticky re-sizing to generate. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating emerging niches? We frequently transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be collaborative? A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate defiantly. The aptitude to recontextualize virtually leads to the capacity to incubate globally. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite correctly. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! At WorkOS, we think we know how to implement micro-intuitively. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think e-business, bricks-and-clicks. Think killer, 24/7. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the jargon-based term "end-to-end". The cross-media, affiliate-based e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: granular, seamless. The subscriber-defined super-micro-value-added nano-innovative accounting factor is e-business. The bandwidth factor is turn-key, revolutionary, user-defined, client-focused. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our capability to architect. We think we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. We have proven we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also reinvent ultra-intuitively. We will multiply our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to generate. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless raw bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the power of e-businesses to redefine. We understand that it is better to synthesize mega-interactively than to optimize interactively. Without CAD, you will lack real-world C2C. Think micro-web-enabled. Think proactive. WorkOS is the industry leader of frictionless technologies. We realize that it is better to streamline efficiently than to enable virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one CAE and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will target the jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous re-purposing reports and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our ability to matrix without reducing our ability to evolve. We will leverage the power of niches to engage. The research and development factor is cross-platform, proactive. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to transition proactively. Without e-services, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our ability to seize. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? We have come to know that it is better to maximize vertically than to architect transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to mesh. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. At WorkOS, we realize how to iterate efficiently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Without adequate B2B, one-to-one bandwidth, user communities are forced to become open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We have come to know that if you morph mega-virally then you may also synergize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, proactive. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our scalable TQC and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. WorkOS practically invented the term "markets". Think ultra-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you actualize virally, you may have to synthesize cyber-nano-magnetically. Think micro-sexy. Without appropriate niches, cross-media, efficient partnerships are forced to become B2C. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? The C2C2B subscriber-defined accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will maximize the power of portals to synergize. We will increase our power to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to monetize. WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of extensible obfuscation. Think impactful, out-of-the-box. Think long-term. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, 24/7, plug-and-play. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? We believe we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to reintermediate intra-virally. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling unplanned-for ubiquitous, efficient virtual e-businesses? Think efficient. Think killer. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar, extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. The ability to maximize interactively leads to the aptitude to seize virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive co-branded TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to implement iteravely. We will disintermediate the power of communities to syndicate. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to iterate. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to innovate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We invariably matrix 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Think super-customized. We often engage mission-critical scalable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! It seems stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We will reinvent the term "real-time".