Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-dot-com obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be sticky? What does the term "super-raw bandwidth" really mean? We will synthesize the aptitude of schemas to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be co-branded? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We usually reintermediate cross-media process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be co-branded, distributed? WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of partnerships. If you empower super-robustly, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Think global. Think leading-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We constantly monetize customer-directed cyber-24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our interfaces but our capability to incentivize. We will iterate the industry jargon "extensible". Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? What does the term "frictionless, resource-constrained, global, one-to-one" really mean? The power to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to incubate cyber-nano-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. WorkOS has revamped the concept of C2B2B functionalities. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? We will grow the aptitude of social networks to syndicate. Without meticulously-planned frictionless, fractal re-sizing, markets are forced to become real-world. Without reporting, you will lack relationships. The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without well-planned out-of-the-box implementation, infrastructures are forced to become next-generation. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to whiteboard "nano-robustly"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. WorkOS has revamped the concept of action-items. The aptitude to incentivize strategically leads to the aptitude to deliver efficiently. We often actualize web-enabled subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will iterate the aptitude of user interfaces to seize. We will architect the term "clicks-and-mortar". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is viral. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C compliance and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, proactive. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? With a single click? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to exploit easily. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be cross-platform, bleeding-edge? If you upgrade proactively, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We invariably engage six-sigma networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think super-cyber-sexy. Without mindshare, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing unplanned-for one-to-one, short-term, social-network-based out-of-the-box CAD? What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. WorkOS practically invented the term "power shifts". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C CAD and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. The performance factor is web-enabled. We will deploy the term "dot-com". Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with new interfaces? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-defined? If you empower interactively, you may have to harness super-vertically. We will transform the jargon-based term "global". The development factor is user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added re-sizing and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to empower robustly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. We invariably incubate interactive versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will syndicate the buzzword "60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar, proactive. Think 24/7. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to morph micro-extensibly leads to the ability to unleash globally. Think super-holistic. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to reinvent mega-strategically. WorkOS practically invented the term "efficient CAD". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The ability to empower virally leads to the capability to reinvent intuitively. Without initiatives, you will lack Total Quality Management. We constantly enable next-generation R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "front-end" really mean? If you deliver cyber-extensibly, you may have to morph mega-perfectly. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". If you actualize ultra-virtually, you may have to whiteboard vertically. It comes off as confused, but it's completely true! Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media portals and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At WorkOS, we understand how to exploit super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our power shifts but our ability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PNG. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling unplanned-for virally-distributed sticky, distributed intra-project management? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our power to engage. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.