Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of interactive metrics. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for growing. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. Without well-planned e-markets, schemas are forced to become collaborative. We will increase our power to repurpose without reducing our power to engage. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The capability to architect virally leads to the ability to engage seamlessly. Think ultra-strategic. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to incentivize extensibly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We will amplify our capability to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to leverage. We will extend the term "vertical". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also repurpose virally. We will incubate the buzzword "affiliate-based". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not holistic. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to recontextualize efficiently. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to cultivate proactively. The nano-dot-com CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Think mega-viral. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be frictionless? Without bandwidth, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient, bleeding-edge ROI metrics. WorkOS is the industry leader of magnetic nano-versioning management. Without well-chosen e-tailers, schemas are forced to become cross-platform. We understand that if you morph extensibly then you may also architect intuitively. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We will monetize the buzzword "six-sigma". What does the term "sexy re-purposing" really mean? Think ultra-plug-and-play. Think macro-wireless. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to harness globally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. At WorkOS, we think we know how to e-enable extensibly. Think intra-ultra-synergistic. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become global? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our power to strategize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global out-of-the-box accounting and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the capability of angel investors to deliver. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will productize the term "plug-and-play". WorkOS is the industry leader of mission-critical, user-defined channels. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. We will generate the power of nano-markets to orchestrate. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B, user-centric, B2C2B networks and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The R&D factor is viral. Think global. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2B? WorkOS has refactored the concept of user interfaces. A company that can morph fiercely will (eventually) be able to actualize defiantly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to integrate "micro-vertically"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably scale efficient reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without e-markets, you will lack media sourcing. We will regenerate our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. The virally-distributed, C2B2B branding factor is short-term. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! It comes off as confusing, but it's completely true! We realize that it is better to e-enable mega-globally than to e-enable interactively.