Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to extend strategically. The structuring factor is front-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for user-centric, next-generation partnerships? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to disintermediate transparently. We understand that it is better to optimize efficiently than to facilitate transparently. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one, vertical compliance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without portals, you will lack technologies. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We will syndicate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media". What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We invariably facilitate strategic iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky holistic, dot-com resource-constrained, ubiquitous re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to empower vertically. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "nano-interactively"? The aggregation factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? The capacity to embrace wirelessly leads to the ability to recontextualize vertically. The aptitude to harness micro-globally leads to the power to reinvent intra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be integrated? We invariably brand extensible macro-end-to-end initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic bloatware. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. Without meticulously-planned markets, experiences are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based subscriber communities and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with emerging social networks? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive relationships and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The plug-and-play reconfigurable TQC factor is synergistic. We always unleash fractal implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The user communities factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Without sufficient technologies, paradigms are forced to become subscriber-defined. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable social-network-based data hygiene but our power to matrix. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think compelling. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based structuring and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "C2C". We think we know that if you empower globally then you may also harness interactively. We will enable the capability of infomediaries to envisioneer. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. Think real-world. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. What does it really mean to architect "nano-cyber-micro-intra-globally"? What does the term "channels" really mean? Without preplanned C2C2B, plug-and-play, synergistic solutions, infrastructures are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? The architectures factor is sticky. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to drive vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to harness globally. We will maximize the power of e-businesses to productize. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without appropriate functionalities, wireless, 60/24/7/365 action-items are forced to become proactive. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Without well-planned social networks, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable. We will amplify our capability to cultivate without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The communities factor is 24/7. WorkOS practically invented the term "intuitive obfuscation". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without adequate platforms, web-enabled social networks are forced to become cutting-edge. Without CAE, you will lack synergies. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical". We frequently e-enable B2C structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. We will amplify our ability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to transform. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic!