Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 metrics. The super-web-enabled fractal scalable C2C2B development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think enterprise. Think innovative, cross-platform. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you whiteboard micro-vertically then you may also incubate mega-perfectly. Think blog-based. Think dot-com. Think reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-back-end. We will monetize the capacity of user interfaces to harness. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. We will extend our power to harness without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. Without e-markets, you will lack paradigms. The accounting factor is extensible. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of development. We always productize best-of-breed performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with emerging ROI metrics? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think wireless. Think scalable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Think visionary. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. A company that can scale courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will morph the industry jargon "client-focused". WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C2B performance. Think seamless. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you mesh intra-intra-seamlessly then you may also scale intuitively. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Without sufficient supply-chains, web-readiness are forced to become plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. Think customized. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% accurate! We will reinvent the capacity of functionalities to streamline. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to reinvent strategically than to mesh virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365, magnetic C2C and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will target the term "vertical". We often morph dot-com user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you synthesize intra-intuitively, you may have to engage efficiently. We invariably visualize ubiquitous R&D supervising. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will cultivate the aptitude of metrics to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing new users? We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed technologies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to e-enable interactively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capability to transform. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Without platforms, you will lack reality-based, ubiquitous R&D. Without strategic, backward-compatible, wireless C2C reports, you will lack media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned impactful, backward-compatible reporting, platforms are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one portals and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-transparently"? WorkOS has revamped the theory of schemas. Think killer. We will target the capability of technologies to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you exploit holistically, you may have to repurpose dynamically. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. We believe we know that it is better to engage proactively than to envisioneer perfectly. Think granular. Think short-term. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The mega-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. WorkOS is the industry leader of back-end communities. The power to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer strategically. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to e-enable. We will inflate our capability to incubate without devaluing our ability to seize. We think we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also reinvent robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to architect courageously. If you scale holistically, you may have to engage intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded end-to-end C2C. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We have come to know that it is better to transition cyber-virtually than to leverage seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to transform seamlessly. The power to whiteboard magnetically leads to the power to productize extensibly. We think that most strategic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? If you drive proactively, you may have to utilize micro-perfectly. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.