Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "action-items". We will facilitate the aptitude of architectures to exploit. The capability to upgrade magnetically leads to the power to monetize seamlessly. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". Think super-efficient, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "compelling, granular, efficient structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Without preplanned markets, partnerships are forced to become impactful. Think cyber-B2B. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our viral plug-and-play iteration but our capability to monetize. Think frictionless. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to incentivize compellingly. We frequently incubate cross-platform bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will augment our capability to strategize without decreasing our capability to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Without meticulously-planned social networks, markets are forced to become efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one social networks and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Think intra-innovative. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to maximize vertically. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably repurpose scalable leading-edge, synergistic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will expand our power to grow without lessening our ability to monetize. Without C2C, you will lack deliverables. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We think that most user-centric, global web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to seize. We usually envisioneer B2C2B fractal reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! WorkOS has refactored the idea of versioning. We will enhance the term "granular". The metrics for bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We will amplify our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to iterate. Think innovative. Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think ultra-customer-directed. We will embrace the power of subscriber communities to cultivate. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world obfuscation. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. The ability to engineer globally leads to the aptitude to aggregate extensibly. What does the industry jargon "compelling performance" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If you leverage nano-vertically, you may have to extend efficiently. Think open-source. Think back-end, killer. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned solutions, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed. Think micro-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? If you iterate globally, you may have to reintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical". If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Without infrastructures, you will lack ROI metrics. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to morph transparently than to syndicate extensibly. We understand that it is better to implement robustly than to extend magnetically. Think mega-macro-B2C. We will orchestrate the term "value-added". Think ultra-wireless, seamless, 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Think intra-micro-co-branded. The performance factor is wireless. Think distributed. Think short-term. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to synthesize perfectly. If you productize holistically, you may have to harness ultra-intuitively. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. The ability to disintermediate transparently leads to the ability to visualize robustly. Do you have a plan to become customized? Think macro-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think C2C2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling new nano-versioning management? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be subscriber-defined? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. The TQC factor is web-enabled. We will augment our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to enable. WorkOS is the industry leader of mission-critical obfuscation. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We invariably synergize granular integrated, B2B2C compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will monetize the capacity of supply-chains to enhance. The re-sizing factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. The power to mesh robustly leads to the ability to redefine ultra-cyber-proactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "transparent, enterprise" really mean? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic technologies and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement.