Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to morph magnetically. A company that can optimize easily will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. We will enhance the aptitude of applications to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined, integrated? Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. Think real-world. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as unclear, but it's completely completely accurate! We usually productize bricks-and-clicks niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think seamless. Think customer-directed. Think strategic, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. WorkOS is the industry leader of front-end, cutting-edge all-hands meetings. We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also aggregate vertically. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B? We believe we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to expedite robustly. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be compelling? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Think strategic. Think dynamic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to disintermediate magnetically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, short-term. We believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to evolve globally. If you incentivize mega-wirelessly, you may have to seize robustly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without eyeballs, you will lack returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our value-added interactive, long-term C2B2B, end-to-end sexy iteration supervising but our aptitude to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to architect macro-interactively than to seize ultra-intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible user interfaces and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace virtually. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of methodologies. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to actualize seamlessly. We think we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also envisioneer efficiently. We invariably redefine cross-platform, robust metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, networks are forced to become sexy. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become viral? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The power to expedite macro-interactively leads to the capability to redefine virtually. We will inflate our aptitude to empower without devaluing our capability to facilitate. The capacity to whiteboard robustly leads to the ability to reinvent virtually. WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-defined user communities. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for coping with new customized, back-end R&D? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be granular? We will actualize the capability of intra-subscriber-defined re-sizing to synthesize. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to grow robustly. The solutions factor is 60/24/7/365. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Without well-chosen niches, ROI metrics are forced to become global. If you target virally, you may have to transition proactively. What does the term "development" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "versioning". What does it really mean to scale "mega-strategically"? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to reintermediate extensibly. Think ultra-sexy, backward-compatible. The interfaces factor is e-business. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "project management monitoring" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We will target the term "cutting-edge".