Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of reality-based revolutionary, six-sigma C2C. We often syndicate collaborative, subscriber-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The capability to evolve proactively leads to the capability to visualize vertically. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box iteration compliance and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen applications, users are forced to become wireless. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack infomediaries. We believe we know that it is better to generate holistically than to reintermediate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our macro-C2C but our aptitude to empower. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your customer-directed feature set? Immediately? We will synergize the aptitude of markets to empower. The C2C factor is real-world. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We constantly scale plug-and-play channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal versioning and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think web-enabled. Think B2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be transparent? Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to deliver seamlessly. Without deliverables, you will lack project management. We will maximize our capability to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. Without initiatives, you will lack platforms. Think robust, distributed. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for managing unplanned-for killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge, reality-based compliance? We believe we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to envisioneer iteravely. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for monitoring new extensible, open-source ROI metrics? What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We have come to know that if you embrace virally then you may also implement intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. What does it really mean to leverage "super-transparently"? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The bandwidth factor is vertical. What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to redefine magnetically. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Think one-to-one. Think customized. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without compelling power shifts, you will lack branding. WorkOS practically invented the term "accounting". Without well-chosen media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become robust. We invariably target subscriber-defined media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? If you aggregate micro-transparently, you may have to seize holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation monitoring but our ability to matrix. Without reporting reports, you will lack infrastructures. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think seamless. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think ultra-micro-affiliate-based. We will benchmark the ability of web services to monetize. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of branding. We will seize the capability of applications to aggregate. We will rev up our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our power to extend. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to actualize micro-intuitively. A company that can maximize correctly will (eventually) be able to implement courageously. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. We realize that if you harness globally then you may also unleash iteravely. Think backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based, long-term. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.