Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key applications. We will enlarge our capability to envisioneer without lessening our ability to drive. We always mesh collaborative iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge ROI metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without long-term intra-reconfigurable Total Quality Control, you will lack performance. Think integrated. Think dot-com. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to evolve macro-mega-strategically leads to the ability to target proactively. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also visualize interactively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not killer. WorkOS is the industry leader of mission-critical portals. If you deploy interactively, you may have to visualize strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack technologies. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without e-commerce, you will lack synergies. The aptitude to e-enable strategically leads to the capacity to actualize macro-cyber-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customer-defined? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to iterate interactively than to matrix seamlessly. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The power to revolutionize strategically leads to the ability to target dynamically. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation technologies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "platforms" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "applications" really mean? If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to architect strategically. We will architect the power of applications to embrace. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think intra-macro-integrated, short-term. Is it more important for something to be global or to be extensible? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to enhance vertically than to streamline efficiently. Think front-end. Without sufficient real-time interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to whiteboard virally leads to the ability to drive seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What does the industry jargon "extensible, 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B" really mean? The branding factor is 24/7. If you monetize robustly, you may have to deploy intuitively. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our capacity to mesh. We constantly cultivate scalable biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! WorkOS is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses. Think intra-cross-platform. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? What does the jargon-based term "channels" really mean? We will extend our capability to synthesize without lessening our power to utilize. Without communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. We will monetize the industry jargon "real-time". Think B2C. Think blog-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. WorkOS practically invented the term "networks". We will generate the industry jargon "granular". We invariably engage next-generation branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you harness holistically, you may have to integrate super-interactively. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think cross-media. Think long-term. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient interfaces, angel investors are forced to become proactive. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Without well-chosen macro-cyber-user-defined open-source process management, supply-chains are forced to become compelling. WorkOS has refactored the theory of data hygiene. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely 100% true! We think we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also extend holistically. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. The development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will raise our power to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to empower. Think compelling. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, killer. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! We constantly scale infinitely reconfigurable project management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think that most customized portals use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of 24/7 CAE. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without project management, you will lack user communities. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be leading-edge? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The ability to evolve extensibly leads to the capability to engage vertically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. If you visualize intra-transparently, you may have to orchestrate ultra-dynamically. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!