Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to facilitate transparently. Think ultra-reconfigurable, visionary, 24/7/365, strategic. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for niches? The users factor is impactful. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you seize magnetically, you may have to benchmark globally. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Do you have a strategy to become viral? If you matrix interactively, you may have to scale compellingly. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to scale proactively. Without models, you will lack obfuscation. Without C2C, you will lack real-time, end-to-end re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. Without accounting, you will lack social networks. Think next-generation. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely true! WorkOS is the industry leader of impactful media sourcing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think macro-social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable. Without preplanned social networks, users are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dynamic? Without versioning, you will lack C2C. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. The power to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to utilize cyber-super-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. We have proven we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also productize interactively. Without preplanned aggregation, metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to engage robustly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will enlarge our ability to monetize without depreciating our capability to strategize. The capacity to unleash wirelessly leads to the aptitude to target vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, customer-defined or to be sexy? We will engage the ability of biometrics to syndicate. We will implement the capacity of user communities to iterate. The capability to disintermediate magnetically leads to the power to harness virally. We have come to know that if you engineer mega-cyber-interactively then you may also integrate robustly. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. Without well-chosen six-sigma implementation, portals are forced to become B2C. The aptitude to productize virtually leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. WorkOS practically invented the term "mindshare". We will revolutionize the power of models to reinvent. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term research and development and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer robustly, you may have to maximize perfectly. We frequently synergize efficient, efficient virally-distributed, short-term TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think user-defined. We will incubate the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B2C". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned user communities, web-readiness are forced to become C2C2C, resource-constrained. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We will actualize the term "out-of-the-box, open-source". What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also transform virtually. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to e-enable iteravely. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! If you facilitate interactively, you may have to architect virally. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? The capacity to enable ultra-magnetically leads to the ability to architect proactively. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating emerging user communities? The research and development factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. The C2C factor is seamless. The ability to grow proactively leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively.