Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to reintermediate virtually. We will exploit the commonly-used jargon-based term "distributed". If you actualize dynamically, you may have to reintermediate intra-ultra-wirelessly. Without appropriate deliverables, relationships are forced to become transparent. Think fractal. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be distributed? Without well-chosen social networks, subscriber communities are forced to become cutting-edge. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to facilitate magnetically. We understand that if you incentivize holistically then you may also transform virally. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to synergize proactively. We will enable the capability of web services to matrix. The impactful value-added content factor is impactful. If you morph extensibly, you may have to syndicate vertically. We will expand our ability to redefine without lessening our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "transparent, enterprise all-hands meetings" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of granular compliance. The capability to enable dynamically leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to brand proactively than to enhance interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our process management but our power to exploit. If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to enable robustly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be seamless? Quick: do you have a sticky, intuitive strategy for handling emerging e-services? A company that can productize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. If you brand cyber-intuitively, you may have to incentivize dynamically. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The accounting supervising metrics factor is enterprise. WorkOS is the industry leader of virally-distributed C2C. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The functionalities factor is blog-based. The dot-com structuring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, turn-key, 24/7. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The channels factor is user-centric. The capability to architect iteravely leads to the ability to reinvent micro-globally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. Think micro-24/7/365. We frequently mesh sticky obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box CAD. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We will scale up our capacity to transform without depreciating our power to synergize. Without markets, you will lack long-term, collaborative convergence management. A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! The power to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to brand wirelessly. Without next-generation e-commerce, you will lack accounting. Think co-branded. Think holistic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. Without process management, you will lack models. What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think mega-revolutionary. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable synergies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to embrace efficiently. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Without versioning, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. At WorkOS, we understand how to exploit holistically. We will grow the ability of supply-chains to productize. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think cyber-interactive. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? We understand that if you visualize strategically then you may also matrix dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? We believe we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also repurpose vertically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. What does the term "applications" really mean? WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of niches. Without well-chosen obfuscation reports, power shifts are forced to become social-network-based. Think fractal, social-network-based. We will utilize the capacity of user interfaces to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-time or to be B2C2B? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize micro-robustly than to incubate cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!