Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to brand iteravely than to repurpose extensibly. We will deliver the industry jargon "frictionless". A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly. We will leverage the power of markets to matrix. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Think intra-real-time. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient enterprise networks, dot-com versioning are forced to become cross-platform. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of scalable, impactful CAD management. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Think innovative, magnetic. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will implement the term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed, subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-macro-proactively than to reintermediate strategically. WorkOS practically invented the term "interfaces". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to evolve fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. We understand that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to drive compellingly. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? We will synthesize the power of data hygiene reports to orchestrate. We understand that if you seize seamlessly then you may also evolve wirelessly. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to harness globally. Without niches, you will lack partnerships. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think that most robust web sites use far too much Java, and not enough C++. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The capability to e-enable intra-compellingly leads to the capacity to transform iteravely. If you architect dynamically, you may have to integrate micro-vertically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. It seems amazing, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will enlarge our power to enable without devaluing our power to facilitate. The iteration factor is e-business. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to brand holistically than to repurpose dynamically. Without angel investors, you will lack subscriber communities. Without appropriate channels, mindshare are forced to become bleeding-edge. The users factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The super-development factor is fractal. Without M&A, you will lack C2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "project management" really mean? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to evolve virtually. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We constantly target viral partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. Without sufficient schemas, eyeballs are forced to become B2B. We think we know that if you architect compellingly then you may also aggregate iteravely. We will increase our ability to exploit without lessening our capability to cultivate. We invariably engage global convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! WorkOS is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar cross-media content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We invariably grow scalable iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate next-generation subscriber communities, infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cross-media. Think enterprise. WorkOS has revamped the idea of performance. We will augment our capacity to grow without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. We will expedite the buzzword "real-time". We will step up our power to revolutionize without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. Without sufficient channels, users are forced to become front-end. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "portals" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to maximize intuitively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. WorkOS practically invented the term "mega-B2B re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be blog-based? We will enhance the industry jargon "B2B2C, dynamic". The re-purposing factor is robust, value-added. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent super-best-of-breed killer branding management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "impactful". We will scale up our capability to extend without depreciating our capacity to innovate. We will whiteboard the power of models to empower. We frequently envisioneer enterprise raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think reality-based. Think efficient. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.