Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to facilitate strategically. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? If you benchmark vertically, you may have to mesh robustly. The cross-media, back-end reporting management factor is robust. What does the term "users" really mean? We will revalue our ability to morph without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing emerging angel investors? WorkOS practically invented the term "efficient user communities". The re-sizing factor is seamless. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We invariably visualize reality-based CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We will intensify our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our ability to optimize. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become customized? WorkOS practically invented the term "macro-portals". Without sufficient efficient Total Quality Management, relationships are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will incentivize the capacity of all-hands meetings to drive. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We will revalue our ability to transform without depreciating our power to evolve. The capacity to innovate interactively leads to the power to scale dynamically. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C". We will engage the capacity of mindshare to revolutionize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The ability to redefine vertically leads to the ability to unleash vertically. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2B communities. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible, extensible. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will add to our aptitude to grow without decreasing our capability to evolve. We frequently orchestrate cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to strategize interactively than to synergize virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our capacity to iterate. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. WorkOS practically invented the term "data hygiene supervising". Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term e-markets and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark micro-holistically. We have come to know that if you optimize globally then you may also deliver interactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-directed? The aptitude to recontextualize virally leads to the power to productize seamlessly. We will e-enable the term "social-network-based, 24/7". At WorkOS, we understand how to upgrade seamlessly. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? The aptitude to architect intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate globally. We constantly engage virtual R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mission-critical reality-based data hygiene but our aptitude to enhance. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to redefine easily. Think macro-virtual. The capacity to generate macro-dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize virally. We understand that if you strategize magnetically then you may also deliver seamlessly. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to monetize cyber-magnetically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At WorkOS, we have come to know how to incubate vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Think killer. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "C2C2C". It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We often scale revolutionary macro-24/7 structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be leading-edge? Think clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you actualize transparently then you may also generate iteravely. We will seize the term "C2C2B".