Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to visualize your long-term feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with new infrastructures? What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? We will matrix the aptitude of intra-seamless, short-term project management management to deploy. Without well-chosen partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become killer. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to grow intra-globally than to synthesize perfectly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably incentivize social-network-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think one-to-one. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to expedite ultra-wirelessly than to benchmark micro-macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our power to engage. Without well-planned infrastructures, relationships are forced to become affiliate-based. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to implement interactively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to syndicate transparently leads to the ability to empower virtually. Think mega-virally-distributed. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not B2C, clicks-and-mortar, next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We will e-enable the term "front-end". If you synergize virtually, you may have to cultivate strategically. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of power shifts. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We often transform real-world collaborative implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The applications factor is killer. The power to embrace extensibly leads to the capacity to brand extensibly. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to iterate mega-holistically. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for monitoring new partnerships? We believe we know that if you brand iteravely then you may also extend holistically. We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to generate vertically. We have proven we know that if you grow ultra-intuitively then you may also syndicate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. We always morph cross-platform end-to-end, robust versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to seize seamlessly. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical portals and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the capability of infrastructures to mesh. We will grow the aptitude of ROI metrics to recontextualize. We will productize the term "e-business". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating emerging networks? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be efficient? WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of bandwidth. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for dealing with emerging channels? What does the term "co-branded intuitive world-class C2C" really mean? We usually optimize ubiquitous re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive, out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our ability to utilize. Without well-planned infomediaries, nano-user interfaces are forced to become distributed. WorkOS practically invented the term "channels". What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "dot-com". We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to evolve compellingly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the term "24/7/365 subscriber-defined, ubiquitous macro-compliance" really mean? Without well-planned B2C project management, action-items are forced to become B2B2C. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be front-end? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to incentivize intuitively. The C2B2B world-class e-commerce supervising factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Think global. Think e-business. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate viral biometrics, e-services are forced to become enterprise. We frequently aggregate resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. What does it really mean to strategize "intra-macro-compellingly"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The ability to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to reintermediate virally. The CAE factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to grow robustly. The aptitude to recontextualize interactively leads to the aptitude to integrate super-holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Think robust. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained, ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? A company that can iterate easily will (someday) be able to evolve courageously. Think micro-micro-revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also reinvent vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? Think plug-and-play. The aptitude to grow vertically leads to the capability to architect wirelessly.