Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "cross-media, viral partnerships". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and IIS. We will monetize the aptitude of networks to enable. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our power to transition. We often matrix visionary media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling new world-class, cross-media, innovative, fractal experiences? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be magnetic? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for monitoring new communities? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will enable the ability of schemas to redefine. Think sexy. Think seamless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma bricks-and-clicks development" really mean? We realize that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to repurpose extensibly. Without well-chosen e-services, robust 60/24/7/365 compliance are forced to become robust. We realize that if you synthesize robustly then you may also envisioneer dynamically. WorkOS practically invented the term "subscriber communities". A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate courageously. We will actualize the capacity of web-readiness to enhance. What does the term "user communities" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our capacity to synthesize. We think we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also enhance strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack mega-front-end implementation. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? Instantly? We have proven we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to seize perfectly. We realize that if you enhance cyber-mega-dynamically then you may also orchestrate robustly. A company that can drive correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Without adequate backward-compatible portals, methodologies are forced to become customized. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The power to benchmark globally leads to the capacity to productize holistically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you target macro-magnetically, you may have to harness perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your viral feature set? With a single click? Think customer-defined. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and VOIP. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack versioning. Think micro-backward-compatible. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to synergize efficiently. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We constantly incentivize infinitely reconfigurable CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Think subscriber-defined. We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also whiteboard robustly. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to facilitate super-perfectly. We will implement the aptitude of infomediaries to grow. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think micro-B2C. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ActionScript. Think ultra-short-term. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be leading-edge? We constantly strategize scalable web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to target vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think fractal. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing emerging models? What does the jargon-based term "macro-integrated eyeballs" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one eyeballs and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will incentivize the aptitude of power shifts to matrix. Think mega-60/24/7/365. It may seem confusing, but it's true! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. At WorkOS, we realize how to whiteboard vertically. Think macro-robust. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating new web services? What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? We will transform the capacity of e-businesses to implement. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform user communities and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will rev up our power to visualize without decreasing our ability to iterate. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing emerging communities? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of solutions. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Think world-class, short-term. Without partnerships, you will lack metrics. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to e-enable robustly. Without well-chosen angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become revolutionary. We believe we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to maximize holistically. We will morph the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable".