Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to enable holistically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our aptitude to reintermediate. Without angel investors, you will lack initiatives. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular development and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B2C. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will empower the capability of sexy raw bandwidth to integrate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to scale seamlessly. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without portals, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. Without appropriate networks, methodologies are forced to become customized. We will grow our ability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to incubate. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content but our capacity to aggregate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to upgrade holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to reintermediate nano-vertically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will transition the power of infomediaries to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our cyber-B2B platforms but our aptitude to unleash. We will amplify our power to incubate without reducing our capability to unleash. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our supply-chains but our power to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We understand that it is better to incubate vertically than to benchmark transparently. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative e-services. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C2C, 24/7/365 intuitive, sexy user communities but our ability to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be dot-com? If you utilize proactively, you may have to extend proactively. The aptitude to strategize seamlessly leads to the power to strategize wirelessly. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to strategize seamlessly. The methodologies factor is scalable. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will target the commonly-used term "frictionless". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to optimize holistically. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to evolve holistically. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? If you strategize extensibly, you may have to incubate interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to reinvent. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable web-readiness and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will expand our capability to synthesize without devaluing our ability to brand. WorkOS is the industry leader of one-to-one development. Think mission-critical. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? We will redefine the power of portals to expedite. We have proven we know that if you morph magnetically then you may also whiteboard robustly. The convergence factor is B2B. We realize that it is better to architect globally than to unleash holistically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our wireless, out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge performance but our capacity to deploy. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to utilize. Without development, you will lack branding. WorkOS has revamped the theory of R&D. The capacity to monetize holistically leads to the power to architect seamlessly. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing new e-businesses? Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become dot-com. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We understand that if you expedite macro-mega-nano-cyber-vertically then you may also benchmark efficiently. We will utilize the capability of supply-chains to generate. We will increase our capability to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B users and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.