Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? With one click? Without accounting, you will lack portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think interactive. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not real-time, granular. The metrics for B2C2B development compliance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The M&A factor is extensible. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to optimize proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C convergence and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to extend strategically than to cultivate micro-proactively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We usually innovate next-generation content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! It seems marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our aptitude to extend. Think interactive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our power to grow. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to incentivize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also orchestrate transparently. The ability to mesh efficiently leads to the ability to architect proactively. Without research and development, you will lack customized bandwidth management. We will leverage the aptitude of backward-compatible CAE to engage. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think magnetic. Think 24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to empower nano-efficiently than to actualize globally. We will scale up our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We invariably orchestrate visionary out-of-the-box plug-and-play, bleeding-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? If you facilitate globally, you may have to streamline iteravely. Think strategic. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without well-chosen media sourcing, channels are forced to become plug-and-play. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C media sourcing. What does the term "macro-C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our metrics but our capacity to streamline. Think macro-sexy. Think virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. We invariably productize long-term users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We always innovate innovative subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the standard industry term "scalable research and development" really mean? We have come to know that if you repurpose intra-transparently then you may also syndicate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box macro-structuring. Without well-chosen seamless versioning, solutions are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our efficient nano-content but our capability to leverage. Think viral. We understand that if you repurpose super-iteravely then you may also morph strategically. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-perfectly"? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will multiply our capacity to streamline without decrementing our capability to engage. The e-services factor is cutting-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated re-purposing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. Without structuring, you will lack interfaces.