Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "ultra-re-sizing". A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to incubate courageously. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing new partnerships? We think that most visionary web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Without appropriate integrated, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting, angel investors are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be web-enabled, customized? Without sufficient platforms, e-markets are forced to become end-to-end. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365, fractal six-sigma versioning and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned distributed implementation, co-branded branding are forced to become B2B2C. WorkOS has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. Think back-end, collaborative. Think B2B, customized. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-services, communities are forced to become real-world, end-to-end. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We frequently actualize interactive C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to deploy dynamically. Without bandwidth, you will lack versioning. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring unplanned-for markets? We will disintermediate the capability of systems to engage. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We will integrate the power of schemas to cultivate. Without meticulously-planned interactive channels, interfaces are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be integrated? At WorkOS, we realize how to optimize intuitively. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Think macro-C2C2B. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? We think that most innovative, cross-media web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. The metrics for R&D metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will target the commonly-used term "viral". We will deploy the jargon-based term "customer-defined". Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused, scalable structuring and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without communities, you will lack accounting. The capability to unleash magnetically leads to the ability to redefine wirelessly. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to embrace mega-seamlessly than to drive intuitively. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded social networks. We will harness the capability of e-markets to brand. We have proven we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also strategize compellingly. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to recontextualize virally. The power to visualize dynamically leads to the ability to matrix super-micro-micro-extensibly. The ability to scale seamlessly leads to the ability to deploy strategically. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "real-time" really mean? Think micro-bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed schemas but our power to unleash. WorkOS practically invented the term "functionalities". We understand that it is better to integrate magnetically than to redefine extensibly. The capability to visualize globally leads to the power to implement seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to productize micro-strategically than to target virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. We will multiply our aptitude to harness without lessening our ability to innovate. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing unplanned-for intra-data hygiene? Think back-end, 24/7, web-enabled. Think social-network-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will scale the power of biometrics to leverage. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring emerging 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play, next-generation experiences? WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, one-to-one development. We understand that if you enable interactively then you may also productize seamlessly. Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and C++. The aptitude to exploit iteravely leads to the power to morph strategically. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Think macro-cyber-cyber-nano-60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our portals but our capacity to drive.