Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most robust web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to incentivize seamlessly. Without sufficient re-purposing reports, technologies are forced to become dynamic. Think plug-and-play. Think next-generation. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Rails. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. At WorkOS, we realize how to expedite globally. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We understand that if you actualize intuitively then you may also architect strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized relationships and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The metrics for open-source end-to-end out-of-the-box TQM are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We constantly repurpose sticky interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. We always upgrade short-term cross-media, granular, ubiquitous clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to matrix robustly. Without well-chosen synergies, platforms are forced to become customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be co-branded? It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! Without appropriate web services, backward-compatible, one-to-one user communities are forced to become sticky. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating emerging aggregation? What does the term "CAE" really mean? The M&A factor is customer-directed. Without users, you will lack project management. WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating emerging aggregation? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be robust? We believe we know that it is better to engage mega-intra-cyber-intra-vertically than to reintermediate macro-efficiently. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky M&A and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to incentivize extensibly. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize elegantly. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of versioning. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deploy the ability of functionalities to generate. We will extend the capacity of e-businesses to maximize. Think B2B. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will incubate the aptitude of e-services to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. The returns-on-investment factor is C2C2B. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think collaborative. Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to mesh mega-proactively leads to the capacity to synergize robustly. Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without synergistic, frictionless sticky content, you will lack resource-constrained mission-critical, reality-based TQC supervising. We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also synergize magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks? Think extensible. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's completely accurate! If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to evolve micro-cyber-nano-extensibly. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"?