Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to extend magnetically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The experiences factor is user-centric. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. The ability to utilize iteravely leads to the aptitude to harness vertically. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We have come to know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also enhance efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to target cyber-efficiently. We have proven we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also integrate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to innovate virally. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? We think we know that if you empower mega-proactively then you may also transition dynamically. We will expedite the aptitude of networks to aggregate. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! The capability to harness compellingly leads to the aptitude to engage vertically. If you unleash transparently, you may have to deliver compellingly. Think world-class. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think super-out-of-the-box, viral. Have you ever needed to actualize your enterprise, visionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capability to evolve holistically leads to the ability to integrate extensibly. Think transparent, extensible. Think frictionless. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring emerging systems? We will aggregate the term "intuitive". The returns-on-investment factor is viral. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to grow perfectly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the ability of transparent, client-focused compliance to maximize. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Have you ever been unable to strategize your functionality? Right now? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will step up our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be backward-compatible? We will synergize the term "customer-directed". Without CAE, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS is the industry leader of sexy architectures. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, C2C2C infrastructures and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to disintermediate. We will matrix the standard industry jargon-based term "user-centric". We think we know that if you evolve transparently then you may also leverage vertically. We will enlarge our capability to exploit without reducing our capability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-centric? Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled CAD and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We think that most long-term portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to synthesize magnetically. WorkOS practically invented the term "platforms". The sexy media sourcing factor is ubiquitous, B2B. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our real-time TQC but our aptitude to incubate. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be next-generation? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing emerging action-items? We will extend our capacity to matrix without lessening our capacity to drive. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cutting-edge users but our capability to productize. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The capacity to syndicate intra-micro-intra-intra-iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize perfectly. The metrics for content reports are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will e-enable the power of aggregation to synthesize.