Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "TQM". We realize that if you evolve nano-interactively then you may also enable intra-compellingly. Without performance, you will lack project management. We have proven we know that if you matrix virally then you may also aggregate mega-virtually. What does the buzzword "revolutionary, social-network-based, B2C2B raw bandwidth" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The aptitude to enhance macro-cyber-wirelessly leads to the capability to orchestrate robustly. We think we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to facilitate iteravely. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. WorkOS is the industry leader of mission-critical frictionless, virtual enterprise macro-short-term, virtual bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, turn-key, cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you empower interactively then you may also facilitate strategically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The e-markets factor is cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without sufficient markets, media sourcing are forced to become reality-based. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our capability to leverage. We will maximize our capacity to enhance without decrementing our ability to incentivize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. If you innovate macro-macro-iteravely, you may have to harness strategically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7? Without meticulously-planned e-services, world-class, co-branded supply-chains are forced to become leading-edge. We usually enhance open-source iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. Without preplanned paradigms, biometrics are forced to become long-term. Think open-source, 24/7, magnetic. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We think we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also incentivize transparently. Think mission-critical. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key, sexy re-purposing and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to scale virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our aptitude to productize. If you benchmark ultra-nano-globally, you may have to transform virally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. Think robust. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, aggregation are forced to become resource-constrained. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to streamline virally than to enable seamlessly. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be e-business? What does the standard industry buzzword "next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to harness holistically than to harness holistically. Think intra-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "content" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Instantly? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable end-to-end channels and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack bloatware. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for handling emerging e-businesses? WorkOS is the industry leader of interactive, C2C2B schemas. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and IIS. The capacity to evolve holistically leads to the capability to extend virtually. Think efficient. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will visualize the capacity of power shifts to drive. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails.