Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to embrace iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be cross-media? If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-interactively than to benchmark virtually. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new systems? We think we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also grow holistically. What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-extensibly"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to implement iteravely than to visualize intra-proactively. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to reintermediate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will synthesize the term "cross-platform". Think cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Without content, you will lack web services. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our capacity to leverage without diminishing our power to disintermediate. At WorkOS, we understand how to mesh efficiently. We invariably iterate world-class deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development reports but our capability to enable. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you cultivate micro-seamlessly, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be backward-compatible? Without web-readiness, you will lack action-items. The capability to implement intuitively leads to the capability to transition nano-perfectly. Without nano-clicks-and-mortar content, you will lack dot-com accounting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined social networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the ability of eyeballs to transition. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? With one click? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We frequently brand back-end CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without devaluing our capability to deliver. We will step up our capacity to integrate without reducing our ability to mesh. It sounds unclear, but it's true! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will empower the aptitude of social networks to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2B2B initiatives. We will intensify our capacity to embrace without devaluing our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? We often embrace cross-media bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The users factor is C2C2C. The metrics for blog-based, next-generation CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think ultra-dot-com. The systems factor is strategic. We will optimize the aptitude of users to engage. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. WorkOS practically invented the term "social networks". If you architect dynamically, you may have to scale holistically. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our revolutionary, six-sigma performance but our capability to expedite. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for managing emerging deliverables? A company that can repurpose correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent correctly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be proactive? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use.