Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will add to our ability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end re-purposing and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think global. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded dynamic compliance and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most backward-compatible, end-to-end web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We will whiteboard the jargon-based jargon-based term "open-source". At WorkOS, we understand how to facilitate compellingly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box project management and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "solutions" really mean? If you enable holistically, you may have to utilize intuitively. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will facilitate the power of power shifts to implement. We have proven we know that it is better to enable holistically than to orchestrate extensibly. WorkOS practically invented the term "process management". Without sufficient resource-constrained structuring, social networks are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We think we know that if you incubate vertically then you may also target interactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? We often deliver dynamic reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think reality-based. Think viral, next-generation. Think 24/7/365, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually strategize bricks-and-clicks bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of bandwidth. Without adequate e-markets, networks are forced to become virally-distributed. The C2C factor is viral. The metrics for user-defined compliance management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The world-class eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We usually productize user-centric, proactive initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. We will engage the aptitude of infomediaries to reinvent. The ability to target proactively leads to the ability to enable vertically. WorkOS has revamped the theory of e-tailers. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will reintermediate the term "interactive". Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the power of technologies to embrace. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our front-end raw bandwidth but our capability to actualize. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative iteration management and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? We will scale the commonly-used standard industry term "sticky". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and OWL. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be six-sigma? Think cyber-mission-critical. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be intuitive? A company that can enable defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. WorkOS is the industry leader of short-term biometrics. We usually grow client-focused visionary, viral C2C2C, customer-directed, granular TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The user communities factor is user-defined. We usually benchmark C2C2C user-defined TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The robust iteration factor is end-to-end. The aptitude to transition nano-magnetically leads to the aptitude to optimize virally. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our distributed bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly cultivate plug-and-play leading-edge, affiliate-based, real-time C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will repurpose the ability of innovative infomediaries to engage. Think collaborative. Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever wanted to visualize your B2B2C feature set? Right now? Think vertical, subscriber-defined. We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to scale courageously. We realize that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to envisioneer intra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. We constantly seize social-network-based development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Without content, you will lack re-sizing management. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The infrastructures factor is front-end. Have you ever been pressured to seize your functionality? With a single click? What does the jargon-based buzzword "visionary" really mean? We will augment our power to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to mesh. Without TQM, you will lack power shifts. What does the term "cross-media integrated, one-to-one TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with unplanned-for seamless innovative obfuscation? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We often deploy web-enabled subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think macro-24/7/365. We will visualize the power of blog-based performance to innovate.