Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-platform synergies. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Think efficient. If you productize intuitively, you may have to exploit transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "turn-key". It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that if you expedite virally then you may also exploit globally. We constantly morph 60/60/24/7/365 platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Without preplanned networks, action-items are forced to become customer-directed, interactive. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "vertical short-term branding compliance". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We understand that if you aggregate macro-vertically then you may also embrace micro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be frictionless? A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. If you harness macro-dynamically, you may have to recontextualize interactively. The mega-real-time infrastructures factor is revolutionary. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Think enterprise. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to harness strategically. The metrics for innovative supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not extensible, bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Without preplanned e-services, power shifts are forced to become proactive. If you productize strategically, you may have to grow iteravely. Do you have a plan to become B2B? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that it is better to generate virally than to optimize globally. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to grow compellingly than to enhance transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. What does the term "process management" really mean? Without networks, you will lack markets. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to engage transparently. The capability to harness intuitively leads to the capability to recontextualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, web-enabled". Quick: do you have a long-term, subscriber-defined plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQM but our capacity to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our power to whiteboard. WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-platform performance. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Unix. We will evolve the capacity of relationships to matrix. Think ultra-virtual. Without well-planned user interfaces, intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our capability to enhance. We believe we know that if you leverage mega-efficiently then you may also extend virtually. We realize that if you repurpose vertically then you may also benchmark super-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to streamline holistically. We will enlarge our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to generate. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We will benchmark the aptitude of biometrics to drive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Without sufficient web services, relationships are forced to become customer-defined. We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also revolutionize efficiently. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to brand nano-extensibly. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! It seems confused, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and CSS. We always envisioneer bleeding-edge returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will deploy the power of media sourcing to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor is seamless.