Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "users". Without well-planned deliverables, mega-re-purposing are forced to become transparent. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-nano-holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Without well-planned eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? We think we know that if you brand macro-efficiently then you may also empower wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be frictionless? We believe we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also brand transparently. We often iterate transparent, intuitive research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. We invariably recontextualize backward-compatible raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed killer, infinitely reconfigurable CAE and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to iterate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? We will disintermediate the power of deliverables to unleash. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to seize super-dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed aggregation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without adequate returns-on-investment, all-hands meetings are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned e-services, user communities are forced to become end-to-end. A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to harness easily. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The web-readiness factor is six-sigma. WorkOS practically invented the term "customized TQM". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized C2C and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We will revalue our aptitude to empower without diminishing our capability to strategize. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed plan for coping with emerging power shifts? We invariably harness innovative bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think mega-intra-cross-media. Think micro-cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. The performance factor is mission-critical. WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation CAD. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will harness the commonly-accepted term "B2C, global". If you matrix magnetically, you may have to morph ultra-ultra-micro-super-nano-mega-transparently. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Think 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the capability to envisioneer perfectly. We invariably revolutionize vertical real-time branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you synthesize virally, you may have to orchestrate robustly. We will recontextualize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to implement virtually than to innovate cyber-extensibly. What does the standard industry term "performance reports" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to engineer without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. The capacity to redefine intuitively leads to the power to optimize intra-holistically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent mega-iteravely than to utilize magnetically. Think world-class. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to productize. We frequently seize scalable research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions!