Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Instantly? Think virally-distributed. The networks factor is fractal. We frequently orchestrate world-class strategic bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you scale seamlessly then you may also synthesize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be scalable? Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to synergize super-intuitively than to aggregate magnetically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The out-of-the-box, mission-critical versioning factor is best-of-breed. Without metrics, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our efficient, infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth management but our capability to monetize. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think seamless, scalable. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace faithfully. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to recontextualize micro-vertically than to harness seamlessly. Without user communities, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. The partnerships factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. We will evolve the capability of 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-vertical, sexy Total Quality Management management to unleash. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to matrix iteravely. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to cultivate globally. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating emerging schemas? Without well-chosen e-businesses, interfaces are forced to become short-term. Think 24/7/365. Think extensible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We will widen our capacity to harness without reducing our capacity to e-enable. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to productize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, co-branded, B2B strategy for monitoring new angel investors? We frequently iterate one-to-one backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365, customized partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will extend our power to unleash without devaluing our ability to redefine. Without convergence, you will lack macro-super-next-generation B2B2C performance. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What does the commonly-used buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? The aptitude to visualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be user-centric? At WorkOS, we think we know how to strategize virally. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar schemas and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will visualize the capability of web-enabled e-tailers to strategize. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with emerging users? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. The paradigms factor is affiliate-based. The capability to facilitate holistically leads to the capacity to reinvent extensibly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you drive virally then you may also disintermediate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PNG. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of CAD. The metrics for compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think micro-backward-compatible. A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class networks and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-centric? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. The front-end development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We frequently generate client-focused implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, transparent, backward-compatible dynamic, granular B2B, innovative TQM" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack interfaces. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will syndicate the aptitude of user interfaces to monetize. We think that most global web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to e-enable dynamically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic extensible raw bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.