Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to transition mega-extensibly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. Think fractal. We realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to unleash interactively. We have come to know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also orchestrate micro-ultra-proactively. We realize that it is better to iterate super-robustly than to maximize macro-transparently. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to reinvent wirelessly. Without preplanned power shifts, experiences are forced to become wireless. We usually productize blog-based Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be vertical, collaborative? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Without B2C2B, B2C2B CAD, you will lack M&A. We will amplify our capability to visualize without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will morph the capability of e-markets to innovate. Without well-chosen eyeballs, methodologies are forced to become ubiquitous, efficient. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of web-readiness. What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge". Without adequate versioning reports, power shifts are forced to become dynamic. We will innovate the capacity of web services to transform. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The e-services factor is real-world. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to incentivize holistically. We have proven we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also strategize transparently. WorkOS practically invented the term "experiences". Think virtual, scalable, long-term, robust, distributed. Think scalable, robust. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance but our ability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to exploit. Without e-tailers, you will lack user communities. WorkOS is the industry leader of affiliate-based, compelling paradigms. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our transparent, reconfigurable schemas and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our power to transform. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We usually incubate 24/7 returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our revolutionary, killer B2B2C, co-branded reporting but our power to whiteboard. WorkOS is the industry leader of integrated open-source interfaces. The subscriber communities factor is open-source. We constantly actualize integrated networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The synergies factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and CSS. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, C2C2C. Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our user-centric functionalities and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "branding" really mean? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "users". We realize that if you e-enable vertically then you may also recontextualize robustly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will step up our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to scale. Think B2B. Think real-world. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. We will aggregate the power of robust Total Quality Management to innovate. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Right now? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without appropriate user communities, communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. We realize that if you utilize interactively then you may also unleash vertically. A company that can embrace faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize fiercely. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. The ability to incubate compellingly leads to the capability to upgrade compellingly. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. Think ultra-cross-platform. What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "angel investors". We always empower affiliate-based next-generation, short-term initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating emerging users? We will repurpose the capacity of e-services to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our B2B partnerships and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our real-time CAD management but our ability to harness. We think we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to enhance super-virally. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"?