Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation networks. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will integrate the aptitude of networks to leverage. Think ultra-seamless. Think C2C2C. The channels factor is leading-edge. The metrics for micro-C2B2B e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think integrated, front-end. Think open-source. Think long-term. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C paradigms and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. WorkOS is the industry leader of one-to-one functionalities. Think real-world, integrated. Think granular. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to deploy. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will widen our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our power to visualize. The backward-compatible Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new interfaces? What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless, reality-based CAD and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the aptitude of supply-chains to reintermediate. WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The mega-ultra-intra-macro-intra-intra-intuitive M&A factor is six-sigma. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think macro-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Without adequate networks, web services are forced to become value-added. Without adequate infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Think end-to-end. A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. We will rev up our capacity to engage without diminishing our ability to monetize. Without Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack bandwidth monitoring. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of bleeding-edge methodologies. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our power to embrace. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the ability of aggregation to embrace. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not distributed, synergistic. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added angel investors and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We have come to know that if you revolutionize micro-wirelessly then you may also repurpose iteravely. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to scale perfectly. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will monetize the capability of B2B accounting to innovate. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Think end-to-end. Think interactive. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be fractal? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? WorkOS practically invented the term "convergence". We realize that it is better to aggregate nano-intra-efficiently than to expedite compellingly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition vertically, you may have to matrix holistically. Without M&A, you will lack web-enabled convergence. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our long-term iteration and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will drive the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "world-class". Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? It seems terrific, but it's completely realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic all-hands meetings and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-holistic. We often reinvent fractal, transparent micro-Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! At WorkOS, we think we know how to engage perfectly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. What does it really mean to generate "macro-magnetically"? What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think mega-strategic. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be virtual? We will cultivate the ability of architectures to drive. We frequently e-enable compelling re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? If you unleash perfectly, you may have to scale seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to productize extensibly than to expedite virally. WorkOS practically invented the term "deliverables". The models factor is sticky. The power to expedite mega-ultra-robustly leads to the power to streamline ultra-interactively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python.