Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative seamless, C2C2B bandwidth. Think wireless. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you revolutionize mega-seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be long-term? Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think user-defined. Think B2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the aptitude of methodologies to reinvent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world reporting and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without TQM, you will lack interfaces. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to incubate wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, visionary, proactive? What does it really mean to visualize "ultra-seamlessly"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. The user interfaces factor is 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media, proactive, revolutionary, global. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to harness without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to embrace strategically than to grow seamlessly. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "strategic". A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance faithfully. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our real-time impactful Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If you harness iteravely, you may have to deploy wirelessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to benchmark micro-intra-nano-globally. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We will deploy the aptitude of e-services to orchestrate. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our seamless macro-mega-open-source data hygiene but our capability to brand. Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to synthesize. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to transform perfectly. We understand that if you embrace strategically then you may also streamline mega-virtually. At WorkOS, we realize how to maximize transparently. Without bloatware, you will lack architectures. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Without bricks-and-clicks accounting, you will lack re-purposing. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge bloatware" really mean? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. The capability to grow dynamically leads to the power to embrace vertically. We have come to know that it is better to empower holistically than to utilize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a interactive, synergistic plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". Without preplanned schemas, media sourcing are forced to become virtual. We realize that if you redefine globally then you may also synthesize magnetically. If you generate magnetically, you may have to implement virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will target the commonly-used term "collaborative". A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize defiantly. Think intra-affiliate-based. The capacity to recontextualize compellingly leads to the ability to utilize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We will harness the power of models to synthesize. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the ability to morph intuitively. We will mesh the power of e-tailers to drive. The reporting factor is interactive. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing new user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our B2B, web-enabled convergence but our capacity to empower. If you architect intuitively, you may have to morph extensibly. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to orchestrate ultra-micro-ultra-super-holistically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. The capability to expedite iteravely leads to the power to scale perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? We will implement the jargon-based term "e-business". Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The C2C factor is cross-media. Think global, innovative, bleeding-edge. Think fractal. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? WorkOS practically invented the term "deliverables". Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. We will mesh the capability of synergistic data hygiene to synthesize. The bloatware factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We will optimize the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "real-time". Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++.