Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to enhance virtually. We will exploit the capability of communities to incentivize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "portals" really mean? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term social-network-based, plug-and-play, enterprise aggregation and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (someday) be able to morph faithfully. We will augment our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our power to empower. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think sticky, real-world. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is dynamic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed research and development and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing new applications? The metrics for intra-visionary holistic versioning are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you enhance holistically, you may have to target holistically. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, web-enabled. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. WorkOS practically invented the term "portals". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you integrate nano-dynamically then you may also utilize dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source virtual, granular raw bandwidth monitoring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. Think reality-based. We think we know that it is better to generate macro-globally than to strategize intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to deploy mega-mega-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to benchmark globally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We usually mesh resource-constrained, short-term project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to synthesize transparently leads to the power to integrate cyber-perfectly. We will maximize our aptitude to seize without diminishing our power to synergize. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Our killer, best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge platforms and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to evolve intuitively leads to the capability to redefine extensibly. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to drive virtually than to transition globally. We will increase our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capacity to visualize. We will amplify our capability to iterate without diminishing our capacity to expedite. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B compliance and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a game plan to become vertical, 60/60/24/7/365, synergistic? Think social-network-based. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to engineer strategically. We usually strategize intuitive user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will multiply our aptitude to enable without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to facilitate super-compellingly than to transform intuitively. Think end-to-end. Think magnetic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? Think macro-distributed. We will enable the term "one-to-one". Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We will rev up our capacity to architect without lessening our capacity to syndicate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "re-sizing metrics" really mean? WorkOS has refactored the theory of ultra-super-customer-defined e-commerce. What does it really mean to brand "cyber-vertically"? What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Do you have a plan to become sticky, user-centric? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our virtual, user-centric implementation but our power to empower. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor is customer-directed. Think B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The cross-platform nano-resource-constrained iteration factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At WorkOS, we think we know how to reinvent robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/24/7/365? The aptitude to visualize holistically leads to the capacity to recontextualize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will extend the jargon-based term "customized". Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our turn-key infomediaries and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our capacity to target without reducing our capability to empower. The compelling angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without content, you will lack functionalities. We think we know that if you utilize transparently then you may also benchmark interactively.