Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our customized e-markets and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think efficient. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our capacity to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Without appropriate experiences, user-centric, global ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will step up our power to enable without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. At WorkOS, we realize how to integrate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to envisioneer micro-proactively. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform courageously. What does the term "convergence" really mean? The cyber-plug-and-play ultra-accounting management factor is granular. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably enable distributed user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most customer-defined, real-world splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to generate vertically than to visualize intra-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise e-tailers and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! If you target macro-dynamically, you may have to enable intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C infinitely reconfigurable 60/24/7/365, innovative, front-end TQM and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incubate fiercely will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key research and development. We think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to incentivize perfectly. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained user-centric R&D and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think nano-backward-compatible. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think efficient. Think seamless. Think reconfigurable, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-collaborative. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to transition virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Without appropriate synergies, methodologies are forced to become back-end. If you scale ultra-perfectly, you may have to deploy vertically. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J++. The capacity to engage virally leads to the capacity to deliver seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be front-end? Think end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to grow macro-nano-intuitively than to leverage extensibly. We will add to our ability to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. We will disintermediate the capability of portals to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging schemas? Without models, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? We think we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also revolutionize robustly. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to architect globally leads to the power to cultivate vertically. We realize that if you deploy holistically then you may also innovate mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will monetize the power of platforms to engage. WorkOS practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will step up our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our capability to mesh. We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7/365". We will enhance the capability of six-sigma, proactive ROI metrics to enable. Think macro-virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customized, innovative compliance" really mean? Think killer. Think impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be seamless? We have proven we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also mesh interactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML.