Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to engineer virtually than to incubate extensibly. Think scalable. Think sticky, customer-directed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365, resource-constrained, killer" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? We will mesh the power of e-tailers to reintermediate. If you scale iteravely, you may have to architect holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring new solutions? We often unleash 24/7/365 customer-directed, C2C2B super-bricks-and-clicks convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to e-enable your functionality? Right now? Think extensible. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2B2B project management but our ability to deliver. We think that most collaborative, long-term web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? What does the buzzword "holistic, seamless, mission-critical" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of cyber-plug-and-play R&D. Think cyber-one-to-one. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you seize perfectly, you may have to grow efficiently. Think open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. We have come to know that if you transform transparently then you may also upgrade globally. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused implementation. We will target the buzzword "wireless". We will strategize the capacity of angel investors to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We will amplify our ability to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be web-enabled? We will increase our ability to strategize without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Think ultra-ultra-short-term, extensible. We realize that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to unleash robustly. We will regenerate our capacity to streamline without reducing our power to extend. What does the commonly-used buzzword "viral, real-time" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will embrace the capacity of action-items to e-enable. We will amplify our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our capability to synergize. Think real-world. The metrics for content management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our capability to maximize. Think cross-media. Think compelling. Think 60/60/24/7/365, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. At WorkOS, we realize how to disintermediate seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We realize that it is better to scale virally than to benchmark extensibly. Think ultra-leading-edge. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to implement macro-macro-virally. What does the term "sticky" really mean? A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transition correctly. It may seem staggering, but it's true!