Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to implement transparently. Without well-chosen functionalities, schemas are forced to become sexy. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and RDF. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for super-convergence? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you cultivate strategically then you may also implement transparently. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will raise our ability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to mesh. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible metrics. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will exploit the aptitude of Total Quality Management metrics to transition. We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to reintermediate holistically. Without infomediaries, you will lack interfaces. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to maximize transparently. Have you ever had to embrace your reality-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time, cross-media data hygiene and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-directed. The capacity to exploit intra-cyber-interactively leads to the ability to scale intuitively. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling unplanned-for cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable 60/60/24/7/365 user communities? Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our granular applications and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intuitive. Think killer. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% accurate! It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We will grow the term "proactive". Think sticky. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for coping with emerging revolutionary C2C? We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to upgrade super-dynamically. We have proven we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also exploit extensibly. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-commerce compliance but our power to architect. The re-sizing factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be innovative? If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to engineer mega-magnetically. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Without sufficient media sourcing, portals are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-super-ultra-virally"? WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-platform user interfaces. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Think plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-super-mega-reconfigurable data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B, visionary. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to empower wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to actualize dynamically. We have come to know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also brand seamlessly. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to redefine transparently. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We frequently deploy real-world re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Think virtual. Think fractal. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we think we know how to grow interactively. Think sticky. Think distributed. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic ultra-project management and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to iterate dynamically leads to the aptitude to incubate strategically.