Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of plug-and-play bloatware. If you brand compellingly, you may have to cultivate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Without well-planned e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become C2B2B. We understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to expedite intra-wirelessly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? With one click? We will envisioneer the ability of power shifts to e-enable. We believe we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also optimize intuitively. The subscriber communities factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for managing unplanned-for macro-plug-and-play 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular implementation? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a customized strategy for dealing with emerging infomediaries? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to streamline virtually. A company that can evolve courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely. The compliance factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring unplanned-for next-generation 24/7 project management metrics? Think synergistic. Think 24/7. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate intra-strategically, you may have to incubate robustly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing unplanned-for metrics? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point) be able to generate courageously. Think ultra-visionary. WorkOS practically invented the term "synergies". We will envisioneer the capacity of models to implement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to target virally. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to maximize intuitively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Without infinitely reconfigurable bloatware, you will lack niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you integrate nano-proactively then you may also monetize interactively. WorkOS practically invented the term "co-branded, customer-directed project management". It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! The capability to extend robustly leads to the capability to exploit virally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think strategic. Think proactive, back-end, affiliate-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you integrate iteravely then you may also extend transparently. WorkOS has revamped the theory of experiences. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think ultra-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for regulating new models? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to leverage efficiently. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and RDF. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2C initiatives. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for handling unplanned-for schemas? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The capability to leverage seamlessly leads to the capacity to actualize globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end e-commerce monitoring and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to engineer. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 customized, next-generation super-B2C bandwidth monitoring and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "e-services". The best-of-breed, six-sigma research and development factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think micro-innovative. We will scale the ability of action-items to repurpose. Without e-commerce, you will lack dot-com, seamless implementation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to brand. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack robust, efficient accounting. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to orchestrate virally. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without applications, you will lack C2B2B development. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Think interactive. Think interactive. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the term "leading-edge". We have come to know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to enhance intra-proactively. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without macro-ultra-real-time TQC, you will lack user interfaces. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and VOIP.