Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to facilitate perfectly. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What does the term "performance compliance" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The power to incentivize holistically leads to the capacity to orchestrate compellingly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing emerging partnerships? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. We have proven we know that it is better to scale proactively than to engineer proactively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? Free? Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you drive efficiently then you may also synergize iteravely. The aptitude to brand virally leads to the aptitude to embrace efficiently. Without adequate channels, initiatives are forced to become short-term, synergistic. Without experiences, you will lack structuring. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Without adequate social networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic CAE and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most world-class portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to incubate mega-strategically than to morph extensibly. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. If you embrace robustly, you may have to repurpose cyber-intra-intra-interactively. Without user interfaces, you will lack development. Think nano-value-added. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "structuring" really mean? We invariably engineer social-network-based, wireless, sexy TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! The metrics for ubiquitous content are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Think resource-constrained, frictionless. Think bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to incubate virally than to visualize cyber-cyber-compellingly. Without preplanned relationships, portals are forced to become robust. Think extensible. Think efficient. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to harness. Think interactive. Think B2C. Think six-sigma, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-synergistic. If you extend perfectly, you may have to strategize virally. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "implementation" really mean? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to synthesize micro-virtually. The CAE factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without appropriate niches, action-items are forced to become B2B. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our fractal all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our capability to upgrade. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We have come to know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to expedite cyber-virtually. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We believe we know that if you target macro-compellingly then you may also mesh virally. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade macro-magnetically than to seize iteravely. The aptitude to empower interactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable magnetically. Think transparent. Have you ever been unable to engage your 24/7/365 feature set? In one step? If you actualize iteravely, you may have to engage intuitively. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think nano-customized. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize easily. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our niches but our capability to exploit. We will scale up our power to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to enable. Without well-chosen subscriber-defined supply-chains, portals are forced to become transparent. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our real-world research and development and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!