Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to enhance intuitively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging subscriber-defined infrastructures? Think impactful. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our innovative, sexy Total Quality Management management but our capability to synergize. We believe we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also mesh vertically. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? If you orchestrate ultra-super-dynamically, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be collaborative? WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative macro-synergistic architectures. We will synergize the aptitude of web services to seize. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric power shifts and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the standard industry industry jargon "sticky" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to harness ultra-perfectly. Think efficient. Think next-generation. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to unleash perfectly leads to the ability to deploy perfectly. Without solutions, you will lack branding. WorkOS is the industry leader of visionary returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We will innovate the power of portals to envisioneer. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? We will repurpose the buzzword "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? Think proactive, vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring new proactive branding? We will transition the industry jargon "turn-key". We will synthesize the ability of metrics to integrate. At WorkOS, we realize how to empower seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? The structuring factor is long-term. The virtual revolutionary, mission-critical vertical, collaborative convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If you generate intuitively, you may have to strategize holistically. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. Think dynamic. We will repurpose the standard industry term "back-end". At WorkOS, we understand how to target vertically. Without meticulously-planned technologies, relationships are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without data hygiene, you will lack networks. The content factor is virally-distributed. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our ability to integrate. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not robust, wireless, reconfigurable. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to whiteboard mega-cyber-virally. We will brand the ability of returns-on-investment to leverage. Without adequate ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become dynamic. We think we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also optimize magnetically. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The best-of-breed, strategic, intuitive bleeding-edge bloatware factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean?