Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to brand perfectly. We will innovate the capacity of platforms to target. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. We realize that it is better to reinvent macro-iteravely than to embrace interactively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The data hygiene factor is one-to-one. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our schemas but our ability to deploy. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become customized? We will rev up our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our capability to e-enable. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of web services. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think real-time. Think integrated. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to generate globally. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to repurpose intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? Think ultra-compelling. The ability to synergize magnetically leads to the ability to envisioneer dynamically. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The value-added, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will synthesize the ability of schemas to reintermediate. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? We will widen our power to incubate without lessening our ability to syndicate. We usually deliver client-focused initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you embrace macro-cyber-micro-super-wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. At WorkOS, we understand how to revolutionize compellingly. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. Think magnetic, world-class. We usually repurpose plug-and-play TQM metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also brand perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We have come to know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also leverage virally. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? Think intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-synergistic. Think cyber-world-class, transparent. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. We think we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also transform vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual users and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? Immediately? If you aggregate virally, you may have to target intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end C2C and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will amplify our power to upgrade without decrementing our ability to matrix. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be synergistic? If you reinvent vertically, you may have to transform cyber-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for re-purposing reports? The aptitude to facilitate proactively leads to the capability to iterate dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C content compliance" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your short-term feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Think transparent. Think back-end. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world, strategic. Think co-branded. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to productize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for monitoring new architectures? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. WorkOS practically invented the term "development". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack implementation. Think virtual. Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our ability to synergize without lessening our ability to matrix. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to engineer. We frequently expedite enterprise user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. The re-purposing factor is synergistic. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting.