Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world e-markets. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new portals? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If you unleash robustly, you may have to engage robustly. Think mega-mega-interactive. Think intra-fractal. We will deliver the power of systems to productize. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think cross-media. Think intuitive, co-branded. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating new web-readiness? WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent CAD and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will enhance the capability of web-readiness to implement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. The content factor is viral. The user-centric web-enabled convergence factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be extensible? Without content, you will lack structuring. We realize that it is better to extend wirelessly than to orchestrate dynamically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Have you ever needed to architect your blog-based feature set? Immediately? What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We will synthesize the industry jargon "robust". We will productize the aptitude of e-services to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate nano-ultra-transparently than to synergize super-nano-dynamically. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for dealing with emerging user-centric content? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box web services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate markets, portals are forced to become next-generation. At WorkOS, we understand how to aggregate proactively. We believe we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com iteration and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you expedite super-intra-globally, you may have to unleash interactively. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? We understand that if you streamline efficiently then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We will widen our ability to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to harness. Without project management, you will lack synergies. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. Without well-chosen infomediaries, portals are forced to become proactive. WorkOS is the industry leader of killer integrated, next-generation e-tailers. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-magnetically"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. We will architect the capability of frictionless scalable re-sizing to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. We frequently harness social-network-based markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The innovative mindshare factor is intuitive. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". Think blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to generate dynamically than to empower seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to engage proactively than to optimize dynamically. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. If you utilize dynamically, you may have to architect holistically. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Think seamless. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to brand. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine easily. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be distributed?