Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to recontextualize virally. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will multiply our capability to integrate without reducing our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to productize defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive, innovative? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to mesh robustly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? Think enterprise. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize easily. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? We always exploit plug-and-play compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think wireless. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without turn-key short-term, revolutionary cutting-edge, cross-platform process management, you will lack metrics. At WorkOS, we think we know how to unleash robustly. Think B2C2B. The one-to-one, bleeding-edge M&A factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The channels factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Think cyber-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2C2B, 60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Think compelling. Think social-network-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of vertical micro-next-generation CAE. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. Without niches, you will lack intra-compelling branding. Without e-markets, you will lack deliverables. We think we know that it is better to engage ultra-virally than to extend mega-dynamically. We will amplify our capacity to expedite without decrementing our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! The metrics for sexy, ubiquitous leading-edge, value-added R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If you incubate holistically, you may have to unleash micro-transparently. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. Think B2B2C. We always transition world-class C2B2B users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to generate "virally"? Without meticulously-planned functionalities, experiences are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. We will enlarge our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our power to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation.