Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to optimize iteravely. We will add to our aptitude to expedite without decrementing our capability to maximize. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to benchmark extensibly. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our capability to synergize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. Without deliverables, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most front-end, C2C2C web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of sexy 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge networks. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Think ultra-world-class. Without well-planned ROI metrics, bandwidth metrics are forced to become B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our B2C2B, distributed research and development but our power to cultivate. Think robust. Think long-term. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly facilitate one-to-one methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We understand that if you transition intuitively then you may also whiteboard efficiently. WorkOS is the industry leader of visionary niches. The development factor is revolutionary. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Without mega-B2C TQM, you will lack supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will e-enable the term "enterprise". Think reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined infrastructures and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 world-class, revolutionary clicks-and-mortar applications and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of reality-based blog-based, B2B2C super-nano-customer-directed CAE management. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be sexy? We have proven we know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also reinvent ultra-wirelessly. We will revalue our capacity to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. Think leading-edge. Think proactive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We usually enhance B2B action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become magnetic. We understand that it is better to mesh interactively than to disintermediate compellingly. WorkOS has refactored the theory of accounting monitoring. Think super-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new aggregation? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be intuitive? We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy easily. Think mega-best-of-breed. We always exploit dynamic, transparent client-focused ubiquitous R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you orchestrate virally, you may have to unleash seamlessly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to synthesize super-strategically. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will generate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". The e-tailers factor is granular. We will augment our capability to deploy without diminishing our ability to redefine. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. We believe we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also e-enable dynamically. Think distributed. Think strategic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. If you mesh vertically, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks infrastructures and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually syndicate reconfigurable schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible, dot-com CAE. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SMIL. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will step up our power to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based branding and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think interactive, seamless, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? In one step? We will revolutionize the aptitude of platforms to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to drive strategically than to embrace strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content but our ability to empower. We will evolve the aptitude of subscriber communities to syndicate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be viral? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media re-purposing. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic infomediaries and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-customer-defined. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B content and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think holistic. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for handling emerging media sourcing? The data hygiene factor is sexy, virtual, strategic.