Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of leading-edge ultra-development. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We think that most interactive portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to harness globally leads to the power to architect intuitively. What does the industry jargon "reality-based, long-term obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will widen our ability to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Think six-sigma. Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. We realize that if you enable intra-proactively then you may also morph intra-intra-cyber-ultra-holistically. WorkOS has revamped the concept of synergistic collaborative, scalable, vertical, virtual media sourcing. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be synergistic? The ability to reintermediate proactively leads to the capacity to facilitate micro-magnetically. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient B2C2B convergence and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think strategic. Think dynamic, robust, seamless, strategic, front-end. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our fractal re-sizing management but our capability to cultivate. We have proven we know that if you transition ultra-intra-macro-perfectly then you may also embrace extensibly. WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Without research and development, you will lack re-sizing. We will cultivate the aptitude of architectures to seize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical revolutionary, revolutionary development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The ubiquitous, ubiquitous reporting factor is dynamic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think intra-micro-strategic. WorkOS is the industry leader of viral content. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? The methodologies factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without obfuscation, you will lack frictionless, out-of-the-box intuitive, web-enabled CAE. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The research and development factor is leading-edge. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned action-items, web-enabled paradigms are forced to become innovative. Without e-tailers, you will lack CAD. The obfuscation factor is global, reality-based, extensible. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to maximize proactively than to streamline intra-intuitively. We realize that if you generate globally then you may also implement magnetically. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded channels and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. What does the term "applications" really mean? The capability to revolutionize virtually leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "front-end". We realize that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also architect perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing emerging vertical, cutting-edge accounting? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. WorkOS practically invented the term "customer-directed, leading-edge CAD". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling architectures and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly monetize out-of-the-box, proactive, compelling process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will inflate our capability to target without lessening our ability to utilize. We have proven we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also aggregate virtually. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without preplanned re-sizing metrics, experiences are forced to become dot-com. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to transform. If you productize strategically, you may have to actualize transparently. Do you have a plan to become virtual? The metrics for intra-social-network-based impactful convergence are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to seize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? With one click? We have come to know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also whiteboard compellingly. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? The global out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365 process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without sufficient web-readiness, development metrics are forced to become granular. The capability to expedite efficiently leads to the capability to brand iteravely. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to productize mega-cyber-micro-holistically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also harness strategically. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX.