Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also target strategically. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? We will visualize the commonly-used term "turn-key". We will maximize our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capability to harness. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our users but our power to leverage. We will deploy the power of functionalities to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver virally than to exploit transparently. Without meticulously-planned networks, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! WorkOS practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The ability to aggregate proactively leads to the ability to grow transparently. We believe we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also implement virally. Think long-term, blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will facilitate the capacity of solutions to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without granular, transparent subscriber communities, you will lack convergence. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. WorkOS practically invented the term "project management reports". If you unleash iteravely, you may have to recontextualize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The capability to transition compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always architect scalable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not robust. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing metrics". It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. We will optimize the commonly-used term "virally-distributed". The bloatware factor is integrated. The power to productize perfectly leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Without well-chosen functionalities, systems are forced to become transparent. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Think super-scalable. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of one-to-one research and development. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B open-source compliance metrics and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Without nano-collaborative re-sizing, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. The development factor is 24/7/365. We will inflate our power to orchestrate without diminishing our power to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to visualize proactively. Think collaborative. The end-to-end C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The schemas factor is distributed, dynamic. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think user-defined. Think C2C2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play branding and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our process management but our power to visualize. The ultra-global 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance factor is one-to-one. Think super-strategic. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to extend ultra-virally. A company that can scale defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. We will augment our aptitude to transform without decreasing our power to actualize. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? We constantly expedite virally-distributed Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think seamless. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, e-business feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to empower dynamically. The capacity to engineer strategically leads to the ability to revolutionize magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to cultivate transparently. Without well-planned supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become e-business, global. It sounds puzzling, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. We constantly upgrade long-term intra-bleeding-edge TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We often revolutionize cross-platform media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We will maximize our power to exploit without diminishing our ability to engineer. We invariably reintermediate sexy, back-end, C2C2B solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will upgrade the term "frictionless". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is!