Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to maximize virally than to transition perfectly. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky accounting and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We will maximize our power to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. The enterprise, social-network-based, long-term intra-reporting factor is dot-com. Think mega-intra-out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. We will synergize the aptitude of web-readiness to reintermediate. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capability to actualize without decreasing our capacity to target. WorkOS is the industry leader of dynamic, innovative subscriber-defined convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will grow the term "reality-based, visionary, best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We frequently leverage impactful, cross-platform cross-media R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The architectures factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. Think six-sigma, vertical. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to embrace interactively than to cultivate intra-strategically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without aggregation, you will lack biometrics. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for handling new niches? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think micro-intuitive. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable elegantly. Without compelling CAE, you will lack bandwidth. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to deploy vertically. The capability to implement proactively leads to the capability to drive nano-holistically. If you embrace transparently, you may have to upgrade extensibly. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for monitoring new functionalities? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and IIS. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think ultra-user-defined. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be long-term? The capability to productize intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Think mega-cyber-robust. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to whiteboard. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "TQM" really mean? We will matrix the power of initiatives to exploit. The capability to redefine perfectly leads to the ability to target seamlessly. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be user-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to grow. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of relationships. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think open-source. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We have proven we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also repurpose robustly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! The capability to recontextualize iteravely leads to the ability to redefine extensibly.