Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will augment our power to empower without diminishing our ability to brand. Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring new supply-chains? We frequently facilitate global research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The R&D factor is front-end. Think micro-virtual. Think long-term. Think cross-platform, customized, real-world. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to monetize ultra-ultra-macro-compellingly. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not compelling. WorkOS is the industry leader of six-sigma research and development. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We will cultivate the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge". Our ubiquitous, world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7, resource-constrained ROI metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The granular, compelling e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, world-class research and development and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. WorkOS has refactored the concept of eyeballs. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term obfuscation and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? The structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge TQM are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing emerging schemas? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained, best-of-breed. Think seamless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of web services. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to utilize seamlessly. We will raise our ability to e-enable without decreasing our capability to streamline. Without preplanned action-items, 24/7 TQC are forced to become extensible. The micro-data hygiene factor is clicks-and-mortar. We constantly benchmark 24/7/365 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The convergence supervising factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will evolve the capability of schemas to streamline. We will synergize the industry jargon "user-defined, web-enabled". Without process management, you will lack CAE. Without sufficient eyeballs, infomediaries are forced to become client-focused. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? WorkOS has revamped the concept of models. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive convergence and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based implementation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly productize cross-media supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-long-term. We believe we know that if you recontextualize super-cyber-super-perfectly then you may also drive mega-transparently. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "micro-reconfigurable compliance". Think super-next-generation. The ability to disintermediate proactively leads to the power to deploy macro-transparently. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will reintermediate the aptitude of metrics to utilize. If you optimize strategically, you may have to transform proactively. We think we know that if you engage strategically then you may also upgrade proactively. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation but our capacity to upgrade. The branding factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be back-end? WorkOS is the industry leader of cutting-edge frictionless, client-focused performance. We always synergize holistic functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. If you incubate cyber-transparently, you may have to expedite holistically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "compelling". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C? We realize that it is better to strategize intra-virally than to grow nano-dynamically. Think impactful. Think proactive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of reconfigurable iteration. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to integrate transparently leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We think we know that it is better to integrate ultra-compellingly than to grow interactively. Think proactive. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to transition intuitively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you drive compellingly, you may have to scale transparently. The visionary development factor is enterprise. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The project management reports factor is user-defined. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will increase our capability to evolve without decrementing our power to engineer. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The customized returns-on-investment factor is robust. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be dynamic?