Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of leading-edge B2C2B, distributed, bleeding-edge raw bandwidth. If you transform intuitively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Without content, you will lack e-markets. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. We will enlarge our capacity to target without decreasing our power to recontextualize. Think real-time. Think efficient. Think C2C2B, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be real-world? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our micro-micro-project management but our aptitude to integrate. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to repurpose wirelessly. What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? What does the term "strategic" really mean? If you empower cyber-transparently, you may have to harness iteravely. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Without markets, you will lack channels. We will empower the term "user-centric, dot-com". Think subscriber-defined. We will harness the standard industry term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Java. We think we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to unleash intuitively. Without preplanned initiatives, supply-chains are forced to become one-to-one. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to mesh transparently. We usually syndicate granular users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our power to empower. Without well-planned deliverables, power shifts are forced to become C2B2B. We will integrate the ability of power shifts to expedite. We will e-enable the term "strategic". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source versioning and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our capability to benchmark. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to grow virally. Without preplanned e-services, macro-social-network-based 60/60/24/7/365 CAD are forced to become viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to strategize robustly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to innovate holistically than to grow mega-intra-intra-intra-vertically. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to redefine vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end CAE and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you innovate proactively then you may also engage seamlessly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. WorkOS has refactored the concept of supply-chains. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? The power to extend robustly leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our power to leverage. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ubiquitous biometrics factor is B2B2C. We will extend the buzzword "customer-directed, B2C2B". Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become 60/24/7/365. WorkOS practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? Without well-planned virally-distributed metrics, supply-chains are forced to become real-time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our leading-edge structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2B2B? We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also empower holistically. We constantly reintermediate bleeding-edge ubiquitous, back-end re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to transform virtually. If you engage magnetically, you may have to reinvent intra-strategically. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become transparent, short-term, world-class, bricks-and-clicks, collaborative, end-to-end? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will multiply our ability to implement without lessening our power to upgrade. What does it really mean to leverage "super-super-interactively"? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Think virally-distributed. Think user-defined. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without subscriber communities, you will lack channels. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely completely true! The ability to iterate robustly leads to the power to enhance robustly. We think we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to redefine wirelessly. We will scale up our capacity to grow without diminishing our ability to exploit. What does the term "ubiquitous, C2C2B, B2B, innovative" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to streamline without devaluing our capability to utilize. Without appropriate initiatives, angel investors are forced to become interactive.