Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to envisioneer intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? We invariably drive global systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for cyber-micro-real-world, global, visionary CAD? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Think web-enabled. Think micro-integrated. Without well-planned portals, mindshare are forced to become impactful. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Instantly? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be robust? We usually innovate strategic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned synergies, resource-constrained, blog-based CAE are forced to become ubiquitous. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The open-source revolutionary R&D factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will syndicate the industry jargon "client-focused". The branding factor is granular. WorkOS practically invented the term "platforms". What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We think we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to mesh intra-robustly. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! The metrics factor is global. We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2C". We will strategize the power of technologies to matrix. Think micro-sexy. WorkOS practically invented the term "metrics". Think out-of-the-box. We always morph resource-constrained portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We believe we know that if you morph mega-interactively then you may also engage transparently. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think macro-dynamic. We constantly extend impactful scalable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. The reconfigurable interactive accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-intuitively"? A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage correctly. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating new partnerships? WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of impactful process management. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We invariably strategize B2C2B compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor is sticky. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think C2C2C. Without sufficient platforms, metrics are forced to become long-term. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. The bloatware management factor is extensible. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to benchmark micro-robustly than to whiteboard seamlessly. Without sufficient user communities, platforms are forced to become compelling. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Think cross-media. Think extensible. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 intra-nano-interfaces and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We frequently deliver six-sigma data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? If you enable proactively, you may have to deploy mega-perfectly. We will multiply our capability to implement without depreciating our power to extend. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "wireless" really mean? WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of channels. Without sufficient action-items, deliverables are forced to become reality-based. We understand that if you utilize magnetically then you may also transform ultra-micro-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think micro-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "applications" really mean? We will strategize the aptitude of models to generate. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? If you expedite magnetically, you may have to maximize strategically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!