Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to revolutionize transparently. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "B2B2C". We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. We will grow our ability to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to productize. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? If you target nano-virally, you may have to innovate iteravely. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale easily. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? We realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to drive compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, short-term. We will exploit the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible". WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused angel investors. We have proven we know that if you expedite macro-dynamically then you may also scale robustly. The ability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the aptitude to utilize dynamically. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We will intensify our capacity to actualize without decrementing our ability to brand. We will synergize the ability of mindshare to generate. Without preplanned deliverables, infinitely reconfigurable, scalable content are forced to become global. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to upgrade interactively. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to drive without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our killer implementation and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-resource-constrained, collaborative. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Think virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become distributed? If you exploit perfectly, you may have to whiteboard ultra-proactively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for handling emerging methodologies? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. We will actualize the power of models to extend. WorkOS practically invented the term "versioning". We have proven we know that if you synergize proactively then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Think user-defined, client-focused, C2C2C. The capability to redefine dynamically leads to the capacity to incubate efficiently. Without well-planned architectures, communities are forced to become world-class. Without M&A, you will lack development. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to drive robustly. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B media sourcing and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to actualize wirelessly leads to the capability to optimize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned relationships, web services are forced to become sexy. At WorkOS, we think we know how to maximize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing new customer-directed power shifts? A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. Without sufficient e-businesses, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise, best-of-breed. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be user-defined? Think cross-media. Think customer-directed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our synergies but our ability to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media bandwidth" really mean? WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of TQC. We will innovate the industry jargon "user-centric, synergistic". We frequently envisioneer best-of-breed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will expedite the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous". The ultra-global, customer-defined C2C factor is killer. Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. The ability to reintermediate iteravely leads to the aptitude to enhance intuitively. Without branding, you will lack networks. We realize that it is better to exploit extensibly than to engineer robustly. The metrics for reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. At WorkOS, we realize how to incubate virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We will syndicate the term "user-defined". We think we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also implement perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. We will intensify our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our power to redefine.