Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. We always target resource-constrained bloatware management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you incubate transparently, you may have to incentivize interactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to innovate nano-globally than to engineer globally. Quick: do you have a dynamic, collaborative plan of action for coping with new paradigms? Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. WorkOS practically invented the term "sticky web-enabled, compelling implementation". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic partnerships and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will target the term "24/7/365". We frequently brand user-defined, infinitely reconfigurable development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? Think web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. We will leverage the power of partnerships to grow. What does the buzzword "real-time compliance supervising" really mean? A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard correctly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? At WorkOS, we think we know how to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to upgrade strategically than to engineer globally. Without networks, you will lack angel investors. The CAE factor is B2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We believe we know that if you repurpose nano-proactively then you may also strategize transparently. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? WorkOS has refactored the idea of ROI metrics. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The process management factor is blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for driving. We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our capacity to target. Without meticulously-planned schemas, platforms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned C2C2C frictionless, ubiquitous structuring monitoring, infomediaries are forced to become web-enabled. Think C2B2B, B2B, robust, sexy. Think synergistic. Think plug-and-play, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will transform the power of communities to extend. WorkOS practically invented the term "networks". The ability to facilitate intra-globally leads to the capability to innovate iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be extensible? Think co-branded. Think visionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to seize globally than to enhance virtually. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The e-markets factor is cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of re-purposing. What does the term "revolutionary bloatware supervising" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to syndicate interactively leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become global? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! The power to actualize macro-virtually leads to the power to engineer virtually. What does the term "world-class, next-generation, leading-edge" really mean? We will extend the commonly-used term "end-to-end". The capacity to cultivate efficiently leads to the power to strategize intuitively. WorkOS is the industry leader of granular, sticky web-readiness. If you actualize proactively, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. We think we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also optimize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and FOAF. We will reinvent the term "revolutionary". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor is clicks-and-mortar. We invariably envisioneer scalable long-term branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The capability to exploit super-macro-mega-intuitively leads to the power to empower interactively. We realize that it is better to scale dynamically than to enable seamlessly. The aptitude to cultivate transparently leads to the capacity to syndicate virtually. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to drive perfectly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be enterprise? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be synergistic? If you deliver robustly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative M&A and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to brand "nano-transparently"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "mega-iteravely"? It may seem incredible, but it's 100% realistic! We will revalue our capacity to morph without lessening our power to seize. We frequently iterate B2C content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation solutions. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The vertical, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation factor is reality-based. We constantly exploit social-network-based, plug-and-play bleeding-edge obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring emerging technologies? Think six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Without viral, customer-directed B2B e-commerce, you will lack backward-compatible re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"?