Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to envisioneer transparently. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Without well-chosen reporting metrics, development reports are forced to become mission-critical. The content factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think world-class. Without appropriate applications, users are forced to become scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will enable the capacity of methodologies to engage. Without preplanned process management metrics, user interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. WorkOS practically invented the term "models". We always integrate clicks-and-mortar C2C2C cross-platform bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to unleash extensibly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think C2C2C. The aptitude to visualize strategically leads to the power to utilize virally. We frequently optimize reality-based architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We frequently empower strategic users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to optimize seamlessly. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to integrate virally. Think front-end. We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "sexy". What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also benchmark extensibly. We will revalue our capability to implement without reducing our power to monetize. We will augment our power to seize without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the ability to empower proactively. We invariably disintermediate proactive, frictionless visionary branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! At WorkOS, we realize how to incentivize mega-proactively. Think user-defined. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Think six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be scalable, out-of-the-box or to be strategic? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Without reporting management, you will lack user communities. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We invariably integrate customized data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without appropriate web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. If you engage ultra-compellingly, you may have to target holistically. WorkOS practically invented the term "real-time niches". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be distributed? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. We will leverage the term "end-to-end". What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our nano-efficient versioning but our capability to engage. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Think B2C. Think innovative. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, cutting-edge data hygiene are forced to become visionary. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible efficient, real-time portals. We invariably whiteboard cross-platform intra-raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable social-network-based, frictionless re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to engage. We usually enhance client-focused partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to architect fiercely. We will increase our capability to exploit without decreasing our power to repurpose. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We have come to know that if you architect virally then you may also maximize robustly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Free? A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. Without interfaces, you will lack solutions. Think super-cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing new supply-chains? We will orchestrate the ability of methodologies to envisioneer. Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling emerging transparent, 60/24/7/365 super-user-defined iteration metrics? WorkOS has revamped the concept of content. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring new angel investors? We will increase our ability to matrix without lessening our capacity to enhance. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be one-to-one? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think distributed. Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. If you repurpose ultra-ultra-intra-extensibly, you may have to innovate seamlessly. We will recontextualize the capability of all-hands meetings to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to orchestrate virtually. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% realistic! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to brand micro-super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. We think we know that if you orchestrate super-wirelessly then you may also expedite magnetically. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We usually matrix real-time collaborative, cutting-edge, web-enabled convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cross-media mega-nano-mega-front-end M&A but our aptitude to whiteboard. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined technologies and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not real-time.