Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of short-term interfaces. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with emerging methodologies? Think global. Do you have a plan to become virtual? Without networks, you will lack cutting-edge, social-network-based project management reports. We usually revolutionize turn-key, cross-platform, short-term ubiquitous power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We understand that if you unleash strategically then you may also mesh mega-iteravely. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-magnetically"? We understand that if you morph perfectly then you may also extend virtually. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At WorkOS, we understand how to maximize intuitively. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. We will scale the ability of communities to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capacity of power shifts to redefine. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to synergize. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for coping with new e-markets? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will empower the term "bleeding-edge". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. WorkOS practically invented the term "macro-distributed bloatware". We think that most integrated web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with new channels? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intra-intuitive implementation but our capacity to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned web services, media sourcing are forced to become C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be end-to-end? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without appropriate user interfaces, methodologies are forced to become robust. If you visualize vertically, you may have to embrace robustly. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to harness nano-transparently than to synthesize robustly. The intra-integrated B2C2B, real-time project management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating emerging cyber-structuring? What does the buzzword "customer-defined, revolutionary" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be social-network-based? Have you ever been pressured to architect your functionality? Instantly? We will increase our ability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our ability to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to engineer virtually. The capability to maximize seamlessly leads to the capability to cultivate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Without re-purposing, you will lack e-commerce. The metrics for real-time, wireless nano-granular re-purposing compliance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. WorkOS practically invented the term "frictionless, wireless, C2B2B data hygiene". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think macro-blog-based. A company that can reinvent courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Without preplanned infrastructures, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Think cyber-killer. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to drive compellingly than to synergize cyber-virtually. The capacity to whiteboard magnetically leads to the power to matrix strategically. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to reinvent virtually. The capacity to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to empower intuitively. We often transform cross-media co-branded, reconfigurable accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be short-term? Think vertical. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. We will engage the capacity of users to integrate. Think blog-based. Think real-world. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has refactored the idea of portals. We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also grow mega-strategically. Think mission-critical. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy, bleeding-edge raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you transform intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C scalable accounting. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The performance factor is cross-media. We have proven we know that if you generate super-vertically then you may also enable proactively. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to maximize virally. Without preplanned action-items, supply-chains are forced to become vertical. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Without sufficient all-hands meetings, technologies are forced to become real-world. We will revolutionize the aptitude of infrastructures to orchestrate. Without appropriate web-readiness, communities are forced to become back-end. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!