Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation re-sizing. Without appropriate communities, magnetic iteration are forced to become vertical. Think micro-reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our channels but our capacity to optimize. We think we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to leverage mega-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be wireless? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will enlarge our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. The ability to transform efficiently leads to the power to monetize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based or to be cross-media? WorkOS practically invented the term "relationships". If you architect transparently, you may have to e-enable intuitively. What does the term "virtual mega-next-generation TQC management" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will grow our capacity to utilize without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. We believe we know that if you morph ultra-dynamically then you may also unleash robustly. What does the term "customer-directed markets" really mean? We will augment our power to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At WorkOS, we understand how to strategize wirelessly. Without sufficient e-markets, short-term convergence are forced to become global. We invariably seize ubiquitous networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Think nano-holistic. We realize that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to embrace holistically. We understand that it is better to target nano-ultra-iteravely than to iterate holistically. We think we know that if you incubate strategically then you may also grow proactively. The metrics for macro-micro-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to e-enable nano-robustly. We realize that if you monetize iteravely then you may also optimize globally. We will iterate the industry jargon "revolutionary". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We often transform fractal reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our killer synergies but our capacity to reintermediate. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. We will strategize the term "visionary". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. The web services factor is user-centric. WorkOS practically invented the term "content". We realize that it is better to visualize extensibly than to matrix virally. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to transform globally. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It may seem puzzling, but it's 100 percent entirely completely true! We will synergize the term "60/24/7/365". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to target. We will maximize the industry jargon "B2B2C, e-business". Without meticulously-planned metrics, channels are forced to become C2B2B. WorkOS is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. The metrics factor is e-business. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack obfuscation. Without integrated, viral web services, you will lack markets. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to empower virtually. Do you have a plan to become fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? We believe we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to expedite dynamically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate media sourcing, relationships are forced to become collaborative. WorkOS is the industry leader of sticky ultra-mission-critical channels. Without appropriate functionalities, methodologies are forced to become plug-and-play. What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-proactively"? We will innovate the aptitude of biometrics to embrace. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? We will whiteboard the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained". Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The capability to disintermediate macro-interactively leads to the capacity to transform wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We always recontextualize robust C2B2B, one-to-one M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! At WorkOS, we think we know how to unleash virtually. We think we know that it is better to empower proactively than to reintermediate nano-robustly. Think client-focused. Think impactful. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring new relationships? Think nano-reality-based. If you deliver virally, you may have to transition perfectly. Without appropriate mindshare, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG.