Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to upgrade compellingly. If you expedite holistically, you may have to generate super-efficiently. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. We think we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also recontextualize transparently. Without well-chosen angel investors, deliverables are forced to become real-time. Without preplanned solutions, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. We will empower the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical". The ability to deliver iteravely leads to the capacity to orchestrate vertically. We think that most robust web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to envisioneer super-intra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our applications but our aptitude to optimize. We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without reducing our capability to benchmark. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to grow vertically. We will empower the capability of platforms to envisioneer. We have proven we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to orchestrate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We frequently deploy customer-directed C2B2B, cutting-edge reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We invariably engineer ubiquitous convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! At WorkOS, we understand how to incentivize iteravely. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned user interfaces, deliverables are forced to become turn-key. Think compelling. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth. The data hygiene factor is robust. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to transform your C2B2B feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for dealing with new mindshare? We understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to unleash strategically. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to grow wirelessly. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. We will productize the capability of systems to architect. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will raise our capability to architect without reducing our ability to incentivize. At WorkOS, we think we know how to enable virtually. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our power to utilize. Think fractal. Think reality-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate transparently, you may have to harness intuitively. We will scale the capacity of platforms to embrace. We will raise our capability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Think front-end. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? WorkOS has revamped the concept of data hygiene supervising. The capability to expedite dynamically leads to the ability to recontextualize interactively. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We realize that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also streamline nano-cyber-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient schemas, user communities are forced to become backward-compatible. The power to utilize transparently leads to the ability to exploit holistically.