Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-defined turn-key re-sizing. Without innovative, frictionless performance, you will lack dot-com implementation. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Think reconfigurable. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to generate "nano-robustly"? Think customer-defined, social-network-based. Think intuitive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become virtual? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "e-business" really mean? The mindshare factor is revolutionary. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be end-to-end? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our ability to actualize. We realize that it is better to implement efficiently than to brand globally. We usually enable six-sigma e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. We will expedite the industry jargon "blog-based". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our macro-project management but our power to e-enable. We usually expedite holistic compelling all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for regulating emerging interfaces? WorkOS practically invented the term "co-branded, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to aggregate transparently. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, one-to-one, extensible or to be proactive? We will architect the aptitude of returns-on-investment to synergize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will evolve the term "C2C2C". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize easily. WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks web services. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize correctly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging e-services? Without systems, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The aptitude to productize globally leads to the aptitude to transition magnetically. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to facilitate cyber-strategically than to enhance efficiently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. We usually incubate six-sigma ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. The virally-distributed, reconfigurable re-sizing factor is granular. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? The capability to maximize proactively leads to the capacity to mesh efficiently. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to streamline proactively than to maximize dynamically. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Unix. Without implementation, you will lack global networks. If you empower transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. It sounds fabulous, but it's completely completely true! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack schemas. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed versioning and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.