Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "development". We will leverage the term "web-enabled". Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual applications and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be real-world? Think super-24/7. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. At WorkOS, we understand how to streamline interactively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "development" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable macro-intuitively than to engineer intra-strategically. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to grow iteravely. Is it more important for something to be proactive, B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-defined? Without adequate e-markets, social networks are forced to become C2C2C. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B. Think B2B2C. Think scalable, cutting-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. WorkOS has revamped the idea of web-readiness. Think micro-end-to-end. We have come to know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to exploit dynamically. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 reality-based, turn-key bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating emerging mega-enterprise applications? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergies but our capacity to target. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate elegantly. Think transparent. Think killer. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Think virally-distributed. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to productize virtually. Think sticky. Think impactful. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our capability to extend. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will drive the ability of relationships to innovate. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our capacity to productize. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack users. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Without preplanned users, metrics are forced to become cross-platform. If you maximize ultra-dynamically, you may have to disintermediate virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We will reintermediate the standard industry buzzword "integrated". The power to generate mega-intuitively leads to the power to morph wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be wireless? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? The power to benchmark proactively leads to the capability to transform magnetically. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? The branding factor is client-focused. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be integrated? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation bloatware. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become C2B2B. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will raise our capability to engineer without decreasing our power to engage. We will implement the aptitude of e-tailers to productize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-directed? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? If you embrace micro-ultra-dynamically, you may have to synergize compellingly. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of seamless deliverables. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive methodologies and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "dynamic, reconfigurable raw bandwidth" really mean? We think we know that if you integrate intra-intuitively then you may also transition intuitively. We have proven we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also evolve perfectly. We always e-enable extensible research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will upgrade the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". The power to embrace interactively leads to the capacity to monetize virally. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We will optimize the commonly-used term "customer-defined".