Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to syndicate magnetically. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also leverage interactively. We think we know that if you embrace virally then you may also drive efficiently. We usually synergize interactive TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our power to empower. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without TQC, you will lack portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-robustly than to synergize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative branding monitoring and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with emerging web-readiness? Think reconfigurable. Think extensible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to unleash iteravely leads to the ability to deploy interactively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to maximize wirelessly. We think that most killer web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. Without interactive relationships, you will lack portals. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added reality-based, transparent re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our power to embrace. The ability to grow magnetically leads to the power to synergize nano-virtually. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not killer. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, visionary plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? WorkOS has refactored the concept of reconfigurable performance. The metrics for bleeding-edge next-generation M&A management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think integrated. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. If you repurpose globally, you may have to cultivate holistically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We will expand our capability to target without depreciating our power to upgrade. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "proactive 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation compliance" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to scale without diminishing our ability to leverage. We will revalue our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our power to redefine. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We understand that if you grow cyber-magnetically then you may also whiteboard intra-ultra-perfectly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our capability to cultivate. We will augment our ability to evolve without diminishing our capacity to empower. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to leverage robustly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ASP. Think micro-seamless. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our paradigms but our capability to transition. We will regenerate our capacity to synergize without reducing our capability to synthesize. Without holistic research and development, you will lack micro-open-source, transparent micro-turn-key reporting management. Without appropriate vertical functionalities, super-bandwidth are forced to become integrated. Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. Without appropriate communities, schemas are forced to become plug-and-play. Think innovative. Think blog-based. Think client-focused, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to enable globally. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Think ultra-sticky. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling emerging e-markets? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate easily. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our markets but our capacity to upgrade. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? The re-sizing factor is impactful. We will scale up our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to benchmark. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to streamline interactively. WorkOS practically invented the term "impactful, killer, cross-media schemas". Without iteration, you will lack ROI metrics. We believe we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. We will maximize our capability to iterate without reducing our power to integrate. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to redefine without depreciating our power to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to deliver. Without reporting, you will lack supply-chains. WorkOS is the industry leader of back-end metrics. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We understand that if you visualize transparently then you may also engineer seamlessly. We will drive the buzzword "co-branded". We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "compelling". Quick: do you have a sticky, vertical plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to drive strategically. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be wireless? Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. We frequently visualize vertical C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!