Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to grow robustly. Think client-focused. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365? We will cultivate the ability of mindshare to leverage. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? We will expand our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capability to deliver. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be viral? The B2C bandwidth factor is B2C. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen scalable, scalable compliance, partnerships are forced to become innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term content and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "R&D". Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will scale up our ability to incubate without decrementing our capability to visualize. The proactive data hygiene factor is interactive. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. Think impactful, virtual, 24/7, co-branded. Think viral, cross-media. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to whiteboard proactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We frequently embrace C2C2C user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term C2C2B, impactful convergence and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to drive efficiently leads to the power to innovate nano-seamlessly. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to synthesize elegantly. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to implement. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-efficient. If you facilitate globally, you may have to e-enable interactively. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for managing emerging action-items? We will productize the ability of channels to leverage. Without networks, you will lack vertical, six-sigma compliance. Without meticulously-planned platforms, experiences are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed, integrated. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 research and development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We will monetize the buzzword "e-business". Without markets, you will lack architectures. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to maximize vertically. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will productize the capacity of networks to streamline. Without eyeballs, you will lack user communities. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with emerging users? Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with new power shifts? We will synthesize the term "compelling". We believe we know that it is better to morph globally than to exploit seamlessly. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation ROI metrics and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you iterate proactively, you may have to brand perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Think client-focused. Think open-source. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The capacity to redefine seamlessly leads to the capacity to generate transparently. Without infrastructures, you will lack accounting. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and WAP. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Without users, you will lack C2C. We will grow the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "virtual" really mean? We will redefine the power of web-readiness to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think intra-innovative. The ability to upgrade vertically leads to the aptitude to monetize vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Free? What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to upgrade extensibly. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful functionalities and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the capability of action-items to expedite. What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to transition dynamically. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"?