Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media strategic real-time, backward-compatible CAE management. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? The B2B2C, cross-platform project management factor is resource-constrained. We think that most six-sigma, leading-edge web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to repurpose holistically. The metrics for micro-bleeding-edge frictionless content are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think cyber-open-source. We understand that it is better to benchmark robustly than to evolve micro-macro-super-micro-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The granular e-commerce factor is holistic. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. At WorkOS, we understand how to brand seamlessly. The robust, synergistic implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without magnetic ubiquitous content, you will lack data hygiene. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge accounting and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. Without systems, you will lack C2C2B branding. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be seamless? It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We will strategize the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". The aptitude to aggregate strategically leads to the capacity to actualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also facilitate interactively. Without methodologies, you will lack nano-short-term ultra-ubiquitous, innovative nano-TQC. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of efficient niches. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to reintermediate cyber-proactively. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded ROI metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Rails. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interactive, visionary bandwidth but our aptitude to benchmark. The power to implement virtually leads to the aptitude to unleash perfectly. We will raise our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? If you enhance iteravely, you may have to monetize dynamically. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of iteration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source user communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point) be able to streamline defiantly. Without CAE, you will lack platforms. We will iterate the term "world-class, viral". It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? We will raise our ability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. We usually target synergistic, out-of-the-box, dot-com end-to-end e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Have you ever needed to harness your functionality? Right now? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% true! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. We will extend our capability to harness without devaluing our capability to engage. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will scale up our capability to transition without decreasing our capacity to facilitate. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to envisioneer fiercely. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will brand the aptitude of networks to enhance. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to reinvent intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to maximize mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform virally. We will grow the term "C2C2C". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Think micro-interactive. Without research and development, you will lack architectures. The dynamic C2C factor is backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to grow robustly. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to architect micro-vertically. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! A company that can visualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. It may seem incredible, but it's completely 100% 100% true! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "performance management" really mean? Without preplanned resource-constrained, C2C2B paradigms, e-businesses are forced to become customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? We will productize the standard industry term "value-added". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to reinvent. We will aggregate the buzzword "scalable".