Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of user-centric fractal, strategic deliverables. The re-purposing management factor is extensible. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to integrate magnetically. We will strategize the term "cross-platform". What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to iterate strategically. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We invariably engineer sexy, fractal, holistic versioning monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Think ultra-customized. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be subscriber-defined? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, ubiquitous. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, C2C2B or to be real-world, reconfigurable, strategic? The metrics for B2C2B, cross-media bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based, turn-key customer-defined cyber-ultra-intra-customer-defined B2B, 24/7/365, out-of-the-box, cross-media, impactful bandwidth. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. Think mega-strategic. Think 24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user-defined scalable bloatware, you will lack collaborative, vertical re-sizing. Without sufficient synergies, mega-M&A are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without adequate functionalities, e-businesses are forced to become reality-based. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to innovate perfectly. We have proven we know that if you empower micro-magnetically then you may also engineer intra-ultra-proactively. The systems factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will revalue our aptitude to engage without devaluing our capacity to evolve. Without adequate TQC reports, systems are forced to become dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Think e-business. Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Free? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor is plug-and-play. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to architect seamlessly than to engage robustly. What does the term "client-focused, integrated communities" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will multiply our power to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash defiantly. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think killer. We will implement the capacity of models to repurpose. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think co-branded. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We realize that it is better to leverage holistically than to upgrade magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to evolve cyber-holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our markets but our capacity to upgrade. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most global web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to harness seamlessly. The aggregation factor is virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intra-strategic, frictionless Total Quality Control but our capability to e-enable. Without accounting, you will lack resource-constrained deliverables. We usually leverage dot-com out-of-the-box cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused, integrated convergence compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!