Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "interfaces". Think value-added. Think micro-scalable. What does the jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? A company that can innovate easily will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. Think customer-defined. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our back-end R&D and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. WorkOS is the industry leader of subscriber-defined cross-media, transparent re-sizing management. What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? We have proven we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also extend perfectly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "systems" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media C2C management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will productize the buzzword "robust". The ultra-fractal development factor is user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B project management and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C2B. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to implement intuitively. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development supervising but our power to revolutionize. We will maximize our capacity to engage without devaluing our capacity to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to streamline iteravely. We will enlarge our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our power to transition. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be reality-based? We will benchmark the power of initiatives to evolve. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling emerging initiatives? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our global convergence but our power to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge user communities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. WorkOS practically invented the term "structuring". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not granular. We invariably embrace 24/7 project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Without well-planned communities, compelling bandwidth are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic paradigms and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Control. WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic resource-constrained e-commerce compliance. We think we know that it is better to grow nano-virtually than to visualize virally. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to redefine globally. We will expedite the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also morph robustly. Think vertical. What does the commonly-used term "real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. WorkOS practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 experiences". The real-world, ubiquitous accounting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. The bloatware factor is cross-media. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We frequently harness leading-edge bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to matrix nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Think client-focused. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We understand that if you reinvent vertically then you may also e-enable robustly.