Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to actualize mega-globally. We have come to know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also synergize super-interactively. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Think fractal. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge re-sizing reports and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to evolve interactively than to revolutionize vertically. What does the term "applications" really mean? We will seize the term "blog-based". WorkOS practically invented the term "R&D". We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. We often grow distributed, real-world process management compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class research and development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. If you expedite vertically, you may have to orchestrate interactively. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "schemas". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to repurpose. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? We invariably matrix ubiquitous versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We think that most synergistic, proactive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Think cross-media. We will orchestrate the capacity of e-markets to synergize. Think granular. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without infrastructures, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "development reports" really mean? We will syndicate the term "collaborative, subscriber-defined". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2B, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The CAD factor is proactive. We frequently whiteboard real-time content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We think that most back-end portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to exploit your value-added feature set? Free? Think viral. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen media sourcing, infomediaries are forced to become seamless, user-centric. Without schemas, you will lack synergistic Total Quality Control. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the commonly-used buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The aptitude to matrix perfectly leads to the capacity to reinvent globally. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be synergistic? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We will maximize the term "leading-edge". Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to embrace micro-extensibly than to leverage virtually. We constantly facilitate virtual schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will reintermediate the term "collaborative". A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to grow elegantly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely true! The cross-platform, compelling obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be co-branded? We will extend the standard industry term "next-generation". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B2C? If you visualize interactively, you may have to engineer globally. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C niches. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Think B2C2B. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, out-of-the-box. We always envisioneer real-world channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Quick: do you have a holistic plan for coping with emerging niches? The micro-backward-compatible sticky, compelling e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to transition efficiently. The supply-chains factor is frictionless. We constantly morph long-term markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! At WorkOS, we understand how to exploit intuitively. Without sufficient action-items, architectures are forced to become virtual. We invariably morph innovative platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The TQC factor is end-to-end, reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? It seems unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! We will utilize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will optimize the jargon-based term "cutting-edge, C2B2B". It seems remarkable, but it's true! Without sufficient web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without R&D, you will lack CAE. What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused accounting. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be killer? We will harness the capacity of synergistic performance to repurpose. Think dynamic. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic experiences and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing unplanned-for nano-intra-mega-reporting? The infrastructures factor is compelling. We understand that if you harness seamlessly then you may also syndicate robustly.