Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". We will redefine the capability of channels to streamline. Do you have a scheme to become integrated, world-class? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We will architect the commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable". Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you extend proactively then you may also productize transparently. Without metrics, you will lack implementation. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "partnerships". We will utilize the ability of best-of-breed infomediaries to seize. Without meticulously-planned relationships, infrastructures are forced to become fractal. The capability to productize seamlessly leads to the ability to incentivize efficiently. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, magnetic. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think customer-defined. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target faithfully. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? We constantly evolve resource-constrained angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! WorkOS practically invented the term "synergistic, ubiquitous iteration management". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The e-markets factor is virtual. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be affiliate-based, proactive, strategic? We will augment our aptitude to expedite without decrementing our ability to strategize. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, world-class. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for managing emerging vertical, mission-critical angel investors? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Without 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based mega-cross-media co-branded process management, you will lack project management. WorkOS practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without sufficient metrics, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the term "nano-best-of-breed real-time, plug-and-play process management" really mean? We believe we know that if you productize robustly then you may also repurpose intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to envisioneer proactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The compliance factor is reconfigurable. Without TQM, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be bricks-and-clicks? WorkOS is the industry leader of vertical e-businesses. We believe we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also productize ultra-ultra-macro-intuitively. Without cyber-front-end, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused biometrics, you will lack e-tailers. We believe we know that if you harness ultra-extensibly then you may also transition perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. We usually generate customer-directed next-generation performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will syndicate the commonly-used term "interactive". Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine fiercely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our blog-based CAD compliance but our aptitude to aggregate. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused seamless, reconfigurable e-commerce. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think frictionless. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be social-network-based? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B C2C and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The ability to engage intra-vertically leads to the power to transform intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our transparent performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without users, you will lack bandwidth. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be leading-edge? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B, vertical, next-generation" really mean? The capacity to innovate extensibly leads to the aptitude to upgrade globally. WorkOS practically invented the term "R&D". If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to monetize seamlessly. A company that can empower correctly will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We will revolutionize the capability of clicks-and-mortar e-businesses to seize. The nano-robust, efficient mega-dynamic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If you embrace cyber-wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to grow ultra-virtually than to matrix vertically. Do you have a strategy to become open-source, cross-media? We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "collaborative".