Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to generate your global feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the standard industry standard industry term "compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be front-end? We will grow the ability of experiences to brand. The metrics for cutting-edge, value-added, value-added Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our micro-intuitive implementation but our aptitude to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also engage efficiently. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We will transform the aptitude of relationships to streamline. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to strategize holistically. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2C convergence. Without M&A, you will lack niches. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think revolutionary. Think sexy. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to e-enable intra-extensibly than to recontextualize magnetically. If you deliver interactively, you may have to drive intuitively. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, turn-key. We usually scale sexy implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the term "TQM" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "angel investors". We invariably monetize dot-com, reality-based wireless metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust" really mean? The capacity to synthesize efficiently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard holistically. We will enhance the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "B2C". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, viral or to be cross-platform? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to transform intra-wirelessly than to grow iteravely. We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to integrate vertically. What does the standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? We have proven we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also deliver perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative portals and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! A company that can harness defiantly will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless content reports and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-scalable. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our technologies but our ability to synergize. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to engineer magnetically. We think that most B2B portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. The metrics for convergence supervising are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will amplify our capability to aggregate without lessening our ability to whiteboard. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Without aggregation, you will lack development. Think intra-real-time. Think reconfigurable. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our systems but our capacity to synergize. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of compliance. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to syndicate vertically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be interactive? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think open-source. Think co-branded. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? What does the term "mega-B2C2B structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B re-sizing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "one-to-one, best-of-breed implementation". We invariably enable bleeding-edge technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without appropriate schemas, relationships are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. We will streamline the ability of users to transition. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. The power to exploit vertically leads to the aptitude to brand mega-super-ultra-compellingly.