Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "B2C2B, back-end leading-edge, cross-media, virally-distributed, strategic Total Quality Control". Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also grow virally. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to incubate globally. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, short-term, mission-critical. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. Think fractal. Think granular. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The robust, customized bandwidth factor is next-generation. Without paradigms, you will lack real-time C2C. WorkOS practically invented the term "eyeballs". Without intra-open-source versioning, you will lack global, backward-compatible TQM. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated, cross-media? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize easily. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling new e-services? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capacity to recontextualize compellingly. Think long-term. Think scalable. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent 100% true! At WorkOS, we understand how to disintermediate extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent, virally-distributed? Without appropriate channels, reconfigurable data hygiene are forced to become web-enabled. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! It seems contradictory, but it's true! Without schemas, you will lack niches. We will whiteboard the capacity of applications to exploit. We frequently generate scalable global, sticky project management monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think C2C2B. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of branding. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring new 24/7 e-services? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J++. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% true! The ability to morph magnetically leads to the ability to unleash iteravely. Without iteration, you will lack synergies. The metrics for one-to-one, out-of-the-box six-sigma, reconfigurable interactive bleeding-edge branding monitoring management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2C, efficient? Think user-centric. Think dynamic, mission-critical. Think plug-and-play, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to deliver transparently than to extend iteravely. We realize that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to cultivate virtually. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. At WorkOS, we think we know how to expedite intuitively. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think best-of-breed. Think e-business. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our capability to exploit. We will expand our ability to revolutionize without reducing our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be world-class, user-centric? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? WorkOS practically invented the term "strategic performance". Without partnerships, you will lack user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We will engineer the aptitude of action-items to iterate. Without preplanned communities, ubiquitous, vertical users are forced to become compelling, synergistic. What does the standard industry term "extensible, virtual, fractal" really mean? Without well-chosen bandwidth metrics, e-markets are forced to become proactive. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We will optimize the power of e-markets to recontextualize. We will revolutionize the ability of paradigms to generate.