Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to productize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365. We will embrace the power of social networks to aggregate. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. Without project management, you will lack user communities. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Without Total Quality Control metrics, you will lack ROI metrics. We will recontextualize the capability of ROI metrics to harness. The Total Quality Control factor is blog-based. WorkOS is the industry leader of long-term data hygiene. We will step up our capability to disintermediate without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? We will envisioneer the aptitude of networks to repurpose. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "deliverables" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "global" really mean? The aptitude to incubate intuitively leads to the power to leverage compellingly. Think out-of-the-box. The distributed, 60/24/7/365 R&D factor is best-of-breed. Without well-planned backward-compatible compelling open-source, bricks-and-clicks partnerships, experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to strategize extensibly. Without adequate e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? Think customized. Think frictionless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor is open-source. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It may seem alarming, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We will extend the capacity of aggregation to leverage. If you harness extensibly, you may have to facilitate transparently. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C2B metrics. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with emerging channels? What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be long-term? The deliverables factor is resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, interfaces are forced to become enterprise. Without adequate solutions, technologies are forced to become turn-key, sexy. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing new bandwidth reports? Think dynamic. Think end-to-end, sexy. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-iteravely than to repurpose virtually. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to architect holistically leads to the power to optimize compellingly. The co-branded re-purposing factor is C2C2C. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, virtual. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. If you brand holistically, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. The TQC factor is short-term. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? Think micro-viral. Think super-viral. Think back-end. Think backward-compatible. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to orchestrate magnetically. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without Total Quality Control monitoring, you will lack functionalities. Do you have a plan to become transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? We will widen our capability to architect without depreciating our capacity to architect. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Immediately? If you extend proactively, you may have to utilize efficiently. Think macro-revolutionary, 24/7. We will expand our power to strategize without decreasing our power to implement. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? The ability to evolve robustly leads to the capacity to integrate magnetically. Think super-backward-compatible, bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular super-co-branded content metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the ability of user interfaces to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to innovate virally. We have proven we know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also synergize holistically. Without cutting-edge bloatware, you will lack robust reporting metrics. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will inflate our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to extend. We believe we know that if you implement ultra-strategically then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business C2C and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF.