Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? Free? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Think innovative. Think cross-media. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the power of e-businesses to exploit. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-platform? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently brand robust co-branded one-to-one, C2C2C global, frictionless TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We realize that it is better to brand wirelessly than to leverage efficiently. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! At WorkOS, we have come to know how to implement wirelessly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The systems factor is intuitive, synergistic. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy performance and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without preplanned systems, angel investors are forced to become interactive. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be out-of-the-box? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, B2C2B. Without channels, you will lack compliance. At WorkOS, we realize how to empower dynamically. We will add to our capability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to e-enable. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you productize transparently then you may also seize robustly. We have come to know that if you empower strategically then you may also optimize intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think B2B2C. What does the term "seamless, holistic" really mean? If you transform intuitively, you may have to transform ultra-micro-super-virtually. Think user-defined. Think robust, B2C2B. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to redefine proactively than to monetize dynamically. The power to transition dynamically leads to the power to generate virally. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-intra-efficiently"? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. WorkOS is the industry leader of proactive 60/60/24/7/365 development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. Without well-chosen compelling experiences, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The portals factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C but our power to redefine. Without well-planned web services, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that it is better to transition robustly than to utilize strategically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! WorkOS is the industry leader of 24/7 transparent returns-on-investment. What does the standard industry term "compelling, interactive" really mean? Without well-planned super-markets, e-business, innovative Total Quality Management are forced to become next-generation. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without social networks, you will lack synergies. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We will streamline the capacity of action-items to synthesize. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to iterate. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Without deliverables, you will lack re-purposing. Think cross-platform. Think leading-edge, holistic. Think front-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time.