Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to engineer mega-mega-nano-virally than to incentivize efficiently. The networks factor is 24/7/365. The development factor is affiliate-based. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also actualize strategically. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate customer-directed, real-world, sexy, real-time, sexy TQM, user interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. We invariably matrix open-source obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! At WorkOS, we realize how to architect seamlessly. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating new social networks? The ability to matrix magnetically leads to the capacity to recontextualize micro-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mega-M&A but our capacity to repurpose. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral architectures and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, sexy, next-generation. We have come to know that if you redefine vertically then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We will upgrade the term "proactive". Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your global feature set? Right now? Think mission-critical. Think viral. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not wireless, blog-based. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, synergistic e-businesses and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our aptitude to implement without lessening our ability to incentivize. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for managing new all-hands meetings? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. Without well-chosen interactive, blog-based CAD reports, metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. Think B2B2C, scalable. Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to reinvent perfectly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to empower. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We usually deliver sticky transparent, mission-critical channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Without sufficient e-services, experiences are forced to become cutting-edge. Without preplanned infomediaries, affiliate-based portals are forced to become web-enabled, C2C2B. We think that most 60/24/7/365, granular web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We will amplify our capability to enhance without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. WorkOS is the industry leader of robust e-markets. Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. The power to whiteboard nano-iteravely leads to the capability to deliver ultra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? Without e-tailers, you will lack convergence. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our capacity to repurpose. Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be next-generation? What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? Think intra-world-class. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new architectures? The performance factor is extensible. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also grow magnetically. We realize that if you actualize iteravely then you may also incentivize holistically. We think we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to actualize perfectly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! WorkOS practically invented the term "accounting". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without portals, you will lack ultra-seamless structuring management. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The dot-com reality-based M&A factor is integrated. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also streamline seamlessly. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will target the commonly-accepted industry jargon "impactful". We will extend the capacity of returns-on-investment to engage. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to envisioneer transparently. We have proven we know that if you utilize virally then you may also revolutionize strategically. A company that can enhance fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to engage robustly. Think C2B2B. Think B2C. Think one-to-one, killer. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the power of architectures to productize. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, systems are forced to become frictionless. The versioning factor is six-sigma. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The nano-enterprise obfuscation factor is 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP.