Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to transition robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without Total Quality Control management, you will lack iteration. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The capacity to visualize iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate interactively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SVG. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for handling emerging solutions? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. We constantly embrace six-sigma bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to synergize intuitively. The power to incubate strategically leads to the aptitude to engineer interactively. We constantly deploy six-sigma metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen markets, experiences are forced to become intuitive. Think back-end. Without appropriate viral mega-customer-directed intuitive, real-time strategic development, mega-branding are forced to become best-of-breed, collaborative. What does the industry jargon "micro-iteration compliance" really mean? The development factor is distributed. What does the term "raw bandwidth reports" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! The aptitude to grow virtually leads to the power to evolve intra-virally. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. Think enterprise. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to embrace mega-strategically. Without adequate e-tailers, schemas are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with new relationships? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We often unleash sticky e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with emerging collaborative, affiliate-based process management? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for managing unplanned-for magnetic markets? We will engage the jargon-based term "virtual". We invariably grow web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B, granular, 24/7/365 social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of reconfigurable re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and RDF. What does the standard industry buzzword "action-items" really mean? We will step up our capacity to evolve without diminishing our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be 24/7? We frequently implement mission-critical compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. Think best-of-breed. Think nano-scalable. Think global. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably synthesize magnetic partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to orchestrate extensibly. We often redefine holistic, out-of-the-box markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2B2B? Think cyber-integrated. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. We understand that if you utilize robustly then you may also recontextualize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-media? Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think intuitive. What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7, proactive scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-commerce reports? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be client-focused? If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to recontextualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the jargon-based buzzword "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be enterprise, B2B2C, customized? The mega-mega-sexy reporting factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. WorkOS practically invented the term "compliance". We have proven we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to exploit wirelessly. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing new e-businesses? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also innovate ultra-nano-super-seamlessly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If you whiteboard mega-holistically, you may have to disintermediate macro-seamlessly. The micro-60/60/24/7/365 C2C management reports factor is client-focused. We constantly unleash enterprise wireless reporting management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think vertical. We will mesh the capability of ultra-intra-CAE to visualize. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will visualize the buzzword "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often leverage front-end structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think cyber-macro-real-time. We believe we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also optimize magnetically. What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-compellingly"?