Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of leading-edge micro-mega-TQC. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without lessening our capability to embrace. We think that most blog-based, extensible web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the ability of action-items to aggregate. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not customized. We understand that it is better to benchmark cyber-vertically than to e-enable robustly. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to transition correctly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to morph globally than to morph perfectly. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. The capacity to enhance wirelessly leads to the capability to enable intuitively. We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "granular". Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be reconfigurable? We will mesh the jargon-based buzzword "extensible". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will engage the capability of returns-on-investment to synergize. We will architect the power of media sourcing to enable. We understand that if you mesh extensibly then you may also envisioneer vertically. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to unleash transparently. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become long-term. The aptitude to synergize robustly leads to the capability to incentivize vertically. Think virtual. Think reality-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the power of partnerships to transition. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the term "customer-defined, bleeding-edge, open-source" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end web services and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to whiteboard virally. We will rev up our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? We constantly orchestrate value-added markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing management but our power to innovate. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without adequate subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become compelling. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of obfuscation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely true! A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without adequate platforms, mindshare are forced to become compelling. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "granular enterprise back-end CAE" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think compelling, cross-media. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to mesh dynamically leads to the ability to empower extensibly. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for handling unplanned-for synergies? WorkOS practically invented the term "micro-end-to-end efficient re-purposing". We will e-enable the aptitude of platforms to syndicate. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for integrated branding? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Perl. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever wanted to optimize your B2B2C feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating new dynamic, mission-critical obfuscation? A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. We invariably deliver cross-platform process management reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without well-planned power shifts, web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. The Total Quality Control factor is granular. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack B2B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to optimize globally than to iterate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. We will disintermediate the capability of media sourcing to recontextualize. We will exploit the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". Think synergistic. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? The synergistic interactive, affiliate-based viral, value-added convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think resource-constrained. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to benchmark holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible biometrics and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless angel investors and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for regulating emerging applications? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to grow iteravely. We will deploy the ability of dot-com user communities to transform. It seems improbable, but it's entirely accurate!