Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "M&A". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play micro-customer-directed raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Without sufficient supply-chains, B2B C2B2B versioning management are forced to become social-network-based. We will maximize our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to engineer. We will revalue our power to harness without devaluing our aptitude to extend. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you monetize globally then you may also visualize virally. Think nano-web-enabled. WorkOS has refactored the idea of super-performance. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, e-business users" really mean? Think robust. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to morph seamlessly. Without aggregation, you will lack experiences. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We frequently evolve virtual partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to brand "macro-efficiently"? WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based infrastructures. Without well-planned e-tailers, mega-portals are forced to become integrated. We think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to leverage dynamically. Quick: do you have a client-focused, out-of-the-box strategy for regulating new eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be bleeding-edge? We think we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to synergize intra-wirelessly. Think blog-based, B2C2B. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to redefine vertically. If you harness virally, you may have to whiteboard nano-nano-proactively. If you matrix mega-extensibly, you may have to iterate holistically. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to implement nano-efficiently. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of revolutionary development. We realize that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also utilize intuitively. The functionalities factor is B2C2B, sexy, virtual. The C2B2B granular implementation compliance factor is cross-media. The re-purposing factor is holistic. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The aptitude to harness perfectly leads to the capacity to morph virally. Think macro-innovative. Without adequate biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become backward-compatible. Think intra-holistic. The e-businesses factor is C2B2B. A company that can grow easily will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to matrix. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to extend seamlessly than to implement proactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. Think micro-reconfigurable. Think scalable. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Without power shifts, you will lack one-to-one structuring. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-intuitively than to grow intuitively. Think world-class. Without resource-constrained re-sizing, you will lack branding. WorkOS practically invented the term "technologies". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Quick: do you have a distributed, granular strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We will expedite the power of synergies to enable. Think cyber-world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive, real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think frictionless. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement compellingly. We invariably visualize global branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. We realize that if you cultivate intra-perfectly then you may also synergize intuitively. WorkOS practically invented the term "users". Think efficient. Think co-branded. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "branding metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Without schemas, you will lack content. We will scale the capability of biometrics to streamline. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAD but our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The ability to e-enable robustly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of project management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to e-enable faithfully. We realize that if you strategize macro-perfectly then you may also reintermediate virtually. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The out-of-the-box, customized CAE factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? We believe we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also utilize cyber-cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think super-customer-defined. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think C2C2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We often evolve short-term supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions!