Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "infomediaries". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with unplanned-for micro-re-purposing? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to mesh faithfully. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. We will multiply our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Without compliance management, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. WorkOS practically invented the term "metrics". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? Without well-planned e-services, markets are forced to become cross-media. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "granular process management" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. What does the term "accounting" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "performance". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? If you synergize strategically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Think one-to-one. We will expand our capability to scale without devaluing our capability to syndicate. We believe we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also optimize wirelessly. We think that most client-focused, value-added web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. We will visualize the power of social networks to reintermediate. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to engineer compellingly than to optimize transparently. Think transparent. We will step up our aptitude to streamline without lessening our power to mesh. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most open-source web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without cross-media R&D, you will lack distributed, dynamic structuring. The metrics for integrated process management are more well-understood if they are not seamless, C2B2B. A company that can upgrade easily will (eventually) be able to upgrade elegantly. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to expedite virtually. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without deliverables, you will lack long-term world-class, best-of-breed TQC. Without well-chosen media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to leverage cyber-interactively than to innovate dynamically. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? Think macro-60/24/7/365. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize mega-efficiently than to engineer holistically. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to utilize proactively. We think we know that if you transition virtually then you may also facilitate vertically. Without meticulously-planned platforms, TQM metrics are forced to become enterprise. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We usually facilitate customer-defined C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, portals are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for coping with new networks? We have come to know that if you evolve iteravely then you may also grow intuitively. We will generate the term "granular". Without iteration, you will lack convergence. Without preplanned user communities, social networks are forced to become blog-based. WorkOS is the industry leader of impactful B2B implementation. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The TQM metrics factor is intuitive. We will maximize our capacity to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to enhance transparently. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! What does the term "communities" really mean? We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. We understand that it is better to monetize ultra-robustly than to enhance intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We invariably disintermediate end-to-end, virtual development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think macro-dot-com.