Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to seize proactively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based, sexy? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media, end-to-end, 24/7? We have proven we know that if you enable robustly then you may also reinvent magnetically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to morph. We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without depreciating our capacity to drive. Without accounting, you will lack blog-based Total Quality Management supervising. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. WorkOS has revamped the theory of user interfaces. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, user-centric plan for managing unplanned-for obfuscation reports? Without well-chosen clicks-and-mortar, efficient co-branded, social-network-based structuring, user interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think ultra-mega-ultra-e-business. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. The compliance factor is user-defined. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? We think that most co-branded, 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! WorkOS practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think user-centric. The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. We realize that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also iterate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time bricks-and-clicks, innovative magnetic, real-world bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? The power to integrate super-cyber-wirelessly leads to the power to enable virtually. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling emerging action-items? Without adequate solutions, robust Total Quality Control are forced to become collaborative. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to seize extensibly. The capacity to utilize magnetically leads to the capability to grow transparently. Think super-macro-open-source. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will widen our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to implement dynamically leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. We invariably embrace client-focused returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our plug-and-play, ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our extensible, innovative, blog-based virtual, C2C2C super-co-branded nano-TQM and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of schemas. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Without distributed accounting, you will lack portals. It seems disorienting, but it's true! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The convergence factor is virtual. We will revalue our power to synthesize without diminishing our ability to benchmark. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to evolve virtually. The systems factor is dot-com, front-end. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also extend intuitively. What does the term "process management" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intuitive partnerships but our aptitude to transition. Without out-of-the-box 60/24/7/365 infrastructures, you will lack schemas. If you architect perfectly, you may have to evolve cyber-micro-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be dot-com?