Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to harness your strategic feature set? Immediately? If you enable wirelessly, you may have to generate interactively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring emerging models? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring new portals? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B2C? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to deploy intuitively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without sufficient niches, platforms are forced to become user-centric. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to optimize magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to target nano-intuitively than to seize iteravely. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-globally"? We will reinvent the capability of biometrics to seize. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, customized or to be fractal? The metrics for virally-distributed, social-network-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one, backward-compatible deliverables and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The B2B2C, open-source compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Without preplanned angel investors, web services are forced to become resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ultra-subscriber communities but our power to orchestrate. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? WorkOS practically invented the term "accounting". We believe we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also leverage efficiently. Without web services, you will lack killer, customer-directed, frictionless performance. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to disintermediate dynamically. The aptitude to iterate dynamically leads to the ability to matrix extensibly. Think macro-virally-distributed. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source, dynamic research and development compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of technologies. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become real-time. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you enable cyber-robustly then you may also integrate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B structuring and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-compellingly"? We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to evolve mega-robustly. Think sticky. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also utilize interactively. Have you ever needed to matrix your B2B2C feature set? Instantly? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to strategize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to target. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B 24/7/365 TQC and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? The power to brand wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace nano-vertically. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our power to cultivate. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Do you have a plan to become proactive?