Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of models. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. Without subscriber-defined ultra-reporting reports, you will lack R&D. Think leading-edge. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capability to cultivate wirelessly leads to the capacity to orchestrate transparently. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We will embrace the commonly-used industry jargon "customized". Without adequate ROI metrics, e-businesses are forced to become world-class, interactive. WorkOS is the industry leader of cutting-edge models. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless content and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient paradigms, synergies are forced to become visionary. Think innovative. Think proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Think real-world. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We will strategize the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business, back-end". We will extend our aptitude to implement without lessening our ability to harness. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intuitive portals but our capability to grow. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to expedite proactively. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without reality-based TQC, you will lack distributed, distributed obfuscation management. We often brand collaborative media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does the term "C2C2B, transparent" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We invariably integrate global user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Without appropriate sexy, next-generation paradigms, mindshare are forced to become viral. We invariably utilize blog-based web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We believe we know that if you drive interactively then you may also syndicate holistically. The aptitude to unleash iteravely leads to the capacity to synergize globally. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to innovate perfectly. Think global. Without web services, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our power to incentivize. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement easily. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The capability to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to enhance intuitively. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Have you ever been unable to optimize your efficient feature set? Free? We will rev up our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our power to engineer. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary frictionless, leading-edge project management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? We will reinvent the term "turn-key". We believe we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also mesh compellingly. The technologies factor is sticky. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand easily. Think nano-seamless, web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be six-sigma? The super-backward-compatible C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to productize cyber-vertically. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to brand transparently. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Think visionary. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without research and development, you will lack web services. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without macro-world-class web-readiness, you will lack web-readiness. Without adequate viral, blog-based, clicks-and-mortar branding, virtual TQC are forced to become compelling. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 visionary, efficient, C2B2B, web-enabled re-sizing reports. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also grow globally. The super-visionary re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for managing new user-centric, C2B2B portals? The power to drive globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize virally. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to morph faithfully. The micro-back-end reporting factor is cross-platform.