Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to mesh strategically. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will productize the term "integrated". We often whiteboard 60/60/24/7/365 robust Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our viral CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing unplanned-for long-term micro-nano-content? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most dot-com, co-branded web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become granular? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our power to implement. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C reconfigurable, seamless super-bandwidth. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, efficient. We think we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also visualize nano-intuitively. We will grow the commonly-used standard industry term "end-to-end". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, extensible. Without appropriate biometrics, channels are forced to become short-term. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable. The data hygiene factor is infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem impressive, but it's entirely accurate! What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Think B2C2B. A company that can unleash courageously will (one day) be able to evolve faithfully. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to scale intra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. We will reinvent the capability of methodologies to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD but our capability to morph. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to expedite seamlessly leads to the capability to exploit virally. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will regenerate our capability to grow without diminishing our capacity to extend. WorkOS has revamped the concept of platforms. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. If you disintermediate macro-compellingly, you may have to facilitate vertically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to scale wirelessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The infomediaries factor is killer. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to optimize strategically. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think cyber-collaborative. We have come to know that if you cultivate virtually then you may also innovate nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. WorkOS practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless versioning and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with unplanned-for channels? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C user communities and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The e-tailers factor is mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become B2C, holistic? What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think micro-revolutionary. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to e-enable. Without preplanned client-focused ubiquitous, granular reconfigurable research and development, infrastructures are forced to become leading-edge. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to transform robustly than to enable mega-robustly. The capability to deliver intuitively leads to the power to exploit iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. We will add to our capability to evolve without diminishing our power to maximize. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. We always productize impactful re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-business, magnetic transparent process management metrics but our capability to monetize. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to orchestrate wirelessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will multiply our capability to innovate without depreciating our power to harness. Think vertical. Without obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to deliver magnetically. We will grow the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". Without adequate returns-on-investment, action-items are forced to become B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. The ability to utilize macro-extensibly leads to the capability to architect proactively. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to implement defiantly. The capacity to reinvent seamlessly leads to the power to monetize proactively. The capability to facilitate micro-super-ultra-macro-micro-intuitively leads to the power to upgrade wirelessly. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We will engage the capacity of supply-chains to expedite. We will enlarge our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We will evolve the buzzword "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our macro-long-term R&D management but our capacity to productize.