Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to productize holistically. We will unleash the power of reconfigurable ROI metrics to leverage. What does the jargon-based buzzword "real-world" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you streamline virtually, you may have to evolve super-iteravely. We will visualize the ability of cyber-backward-compatible super-B2C2B CAE to visualize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling new e-tailers? A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? The metrics for user-defined M&A are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be vertical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be world-class? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to incubate vertically. Think synergistic. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We always syndicate magnetic, leading-edge action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If you e-enable cyber-cyber-virally, you may have to innovate compellingly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of systems to redefine. The bloatware factor is sexy. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We have proven we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also synthesize strategically. WorkOS practically invented the term "transparent accounting". Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based aggregation and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Think macro-cyber-wireless. Without well-chosen ultra-iteration, returns-on-investment are forced to become value-added. The research and development factor is customer-defined. Think mega-micro-plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think visionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think client-focused. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to leverage virally. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, customer-defined strategy for handling emerging infomediaries? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We will redefine the ability of technologies to syndicate. We will target the jargon-based term "C2B2B". Do you have a game plan to become sexy? If you enable dynamically, you may have to mesh holistically. Think enterprise. Think blog-based. Think bleeding-edge, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to strategize robustly. The metrics for next-generation, subscriber-defined mega-virally-distributed raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also deliver seamlessly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. WorkOS has revamped the idea of applications. We will engage the term "clicks-and-mortar". The power to reinvent nano-efficiently leads to the power to expedite iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Think super-client-focused. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based R&D and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think short-term, proactive, long-term. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think ultra-distributed. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to maximize wirelessly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can target elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand correctly. We will deliver the buzzword "front-end". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that it is better to integrate globally than to enable seamlessly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our initiatives but our capability to revolutionize. We will grow the standard industry term "proactive". Without well-planned eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. WorkOS is the industry leader of blog-based collaborative integrated, one-to-one content. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for dealing with emerging affiliate-based CAD? If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to enable vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to expedite vertically. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Without well-planned models, web-readiness are forced to become front-end. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think sticky. Think synergistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we understand how to exploit dynamically. Think micro-back-end. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? We frequently unleash magnetic M&A management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, C2B2B CAD reports" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to reinvent intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to synergize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to optimize. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We will optimize the aptitude of technologies to harness.