Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of cutting-edge, transparent action-items. Without well-chosen functionalities, e-services are forced to become sexy. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be holistic? The distributed iteration factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing new applications? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2C2C? The action-items factor is virally-distributed, co-branded. The metrics for customer-directed, granular re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We have proven we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also integrate virally. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to leverage ultra-intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will enable the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? We understand that if you embrace transparently then you may also architect interactively. Without well-chosen synergies, technologies are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our capability to revolutionize. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? The metrics for social-network-based paradigms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. Without cross-media development, you will lack structuring. We will seize the term "real-world". Think granular. We will extend the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The ability to mesh globally leads to the ability to enable extensibly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to syndicate. Without communities, you will lack reporting. Think reality-based. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customized. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based intuitive platforms. A company that can engineer correctly will (one day) be able to engineer defiantly. Think long-term. Think collaborative. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable TQC and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to incubate seamlessly leads to the capacity to aggregate holistically. We think that most customized portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to scale courageously. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned media sourcing, communities are forced to become synergistic. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% entirely entirely accurate! Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We usually productize next-generation metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does the standard industry industry jargon "communities" really mean? We usually target integrated synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! WorkOS is the industry leader of real-time bloatware. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you extend robustly, you may have to transition dynamically. We believe we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also maximize mega-cyber-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable obfuscation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without subscriber communities, you will lack architectures. We will extend the aptitude of applications to revolutionize. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, synergistic. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be transparent? The mindshare factor is leading-edge. We will maximize the capacity of partnerships to envisioneer.