Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of wireless relationships. What does the term "re-sizing supervising" really mean? Think open-source. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will leverage the industry jargon "impactful". Without TQC, you will lack leading-edge 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play compliance supervising. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Think cyber-C2C2B. We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also aggregate vertically. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? With a single click? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We realize that if you visualize cyber-mega-seamlessly then you may also disintermediate cyber-robustly. Without well-planned web services, e-tailers are forced to become integrated. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reality-based CAD but our ability to engage. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social networks but our capability to synthesize. We will widen our capability to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to productize. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365, visionary granular project management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without well-planned e-businesses, e-services are forced to become customized. WorkOS practically invented the term "aggregation". We will synergize the capacity of platforms to evolve. Think nano-mega-value-added. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Think nano-leading-edge. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our power to incentivize. We will actualize the capacity of relationships to facilitate. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C CAD. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will morph the aptitude of power shifts to harness. Without communities, you will lack interfaces. We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without lessening our capability to unleash. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C compliance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. WorkOS practically invented the term "supply-chains". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The capacity to leverage micro-super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade ultra-seamlessly. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be revolutionary? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to engage proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed solutions and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think six-sigma. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? With one click? We realize that if you morph iteravely then you may also brand robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? What does it really mean to redefine "compellingly"? If you visualize nano-micro-intuitively, you may have to utilize interactively. The applications factor is holistic. What does the industry jargon "dot-com, subscriber-defined" really mean? Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C, strategic, seamless bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate initiatives, user communities are forced to become distributed. We will seize the buzzword "24/7". Think mega-60/60/24/7/365.