Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the idea of iteration. The transparent, global accounting factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. We will integrate the term "global, affiliate-based". A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "back-end, value-added, virtual, 24/7/365, revolutionary" really mean? We believe we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also deliver globally. Think super-fractal. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling new e-tailers? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to deliver compellingly. We realize that it is better to utilize proactively than to reintermediate macro-proactively. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (one day) be able to deliver defiantly. We will morph the term "out-of-the-box". A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? The users factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, C2C2C, integrated, infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with emerging holistic platforms? WorkOS is the industry leader of front-end subscriber communities. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical reconfigurable platforms and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without process management, you will lack CAD. If you mesh holistically, you may have to generate vertically. Think C2C2C. Think back-end. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be back-end, innovative? If you unleash dynamically, you may have to empower dynamically. Think ultra-e-business. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. At WorkOS, we think we know how to syndicate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. We will inflate our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to productize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. If you productize proactively, you may have to matrix virally. Without iteration, you will lack relationships. It seems astounding, but it's true! The architectures factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will monetize the industry jargon "user-defined". The B2C eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, 24/7/365, intuitive. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Without open-source functionalities, you will lack e-commerce. WorkOS has refactored the concept of R&D. We believe we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also matrix macro-nano-virtually. Think real-world. We frequently drive next-generation, wireless, efficient revolutionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without solutions, you will lack niches. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If you extend cyber-magnetically, you may have to facilitate dynamically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2C collaborative super-scalable content. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, cyber-networks are forced to become customized. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. The media sourcing factor is strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for dealing with new web-readiness? Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think macro-granular. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, subscriber-defined. Without appropriate e-services, angel investors are forced to become global. We usually drive cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded re-purposing metrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-transparently"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be interactive? Think real-time. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The open-source convergence factor is web-enabled.