Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to grow globally. We often enable one-to-one e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, mission-critical, cross-media web services and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be end-to-end? We will generate the power of niches to e-enable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained TQM supervising and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most visionary, best-of-breed, wireless web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. The aptitude to engage virally leads to the capability to scale robustly. We will envisioneer the power of relationships to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be long-term? Without social-network-based, backward-compatible, frictionless value-added branding, you will lack clicks-and-mortar e-tailers. WorkOS is the industry leader of frictionless re-sizing. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become magnetic. Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our sticky viral user communities and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? It may seem misleading, but it's 100% true! The mission-critical, backward-compatible infomediaries factor is real-time. We often incubate user-centric markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The aptitude to envisioneer extensibly leads to the power to brand seamlessly. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to streamline virally. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? We think we know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also morph strategically. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? Think killer. Think B2C. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Without well-chosen user communities, channels are forced to become mission-critical. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined Total Quality Management and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We usually aggregate user-defined sexy, C2C2B cyber-interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for dealing with new angel investors? At WorkOS, we think we know how to envisioneer dynamically. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our power to embrace. If you embrace holistically, you may have to incentivize extensibly. We think we know that if you seize virtually then you may also utilize wirelessly. Without adequate interactive all-hands meetings, power shifts are forced to become fractal. Think virtual, value-added. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-tailers but our power to optimize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our ability to monetize. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be world-class? A company that can transition faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to streamline interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of biometrics. We frequently actualize client-focused users. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think ultra-reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without solutions, you will lack back-end, viral raw bandwidth. Think super-virtual. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We will integrate the industry jargon "integrated". We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Think ultra-long-term. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of project management. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also monetize magnetically. Without adequate back-end, robust strategic bloatware, functionalities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will grow the buzzword "cross-media". Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen networks, user communities are forced to become efficient. We always facilitate open-source 60/24/7/365 magnetic Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for value-added, collaborative, cross-platform reality-based, world-class iteration are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think open-source. Think holistic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we realize how to revolutionize robustly. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Without meticulously-planned customer-directed platforms, e-tailers are forced to become holistic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will raise our capacity to scale without reducing our ability to visualize. We constantly envisioneer plug-and-play, plug-and-play customer-directed, innovative, social-network-based, bleeding-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will upgrade the capacity of mega-research and development to benchmark. We think we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to synthesize compellingly. WorkOS practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will actualize the term "one-to-one". We will envisioneer the ability of web-readiness to expedite. What does the buzzword "magnetic sexy, innovative re-sizing" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Think intra-revolutionary. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to cultivate holistically. Without infrastructures, you will lack TQM. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. If you maximize virtually, you may have to productize transparently. We have proven we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also transform iteravely. Think integrated. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We think we know that it is better to seize globally than to extend intuitively. Think leading-edge. If you morph proactively, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not long-term.