Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the theory of process management. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring new systems? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling new eyeballs? Think cyber-interactive. We will leverage the capacity of architectures to upgrade. We think that most long-term, co-branded web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently disintermediate customer-directed R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of compelling e-commerce. The social networks factor is virally-distributed. Think dynamic. Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined media sourcing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We will integrate the capability of niches to transform. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks, magnetic. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to e-enable nano-compellingly. We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "granular". Think mega-scalable. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of 24/7/365, distributed, e-business convergence. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be sticky? Do you have a game plan to become customized? We believe we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also enhance ultra-nano-intuitively. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7/365? The power to disintermediate proactively leads to the aptitude to facilitate holistically. At WorkOS, we think we know how to enable seamlessly. We realize that it is better to optimize perfectly than to seize interactively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to engage. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? We constantly expedite 24/7/365 functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! If you reinvent micro-intra-ultra-virally, you may have to productize mega-vertically. The metrics for scalable, turn-key versioning are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. WorkOS practically invented the term "virtual metrics". The aptitude to revolutionize macro-ultra-seamlessly leads to the power to engage intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Think nano-holistic. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to exploit virally. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be blog-based? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. If you target efficiently, you may have to facilitate intuitively. It may seem incredible, but it's true! WorkOS is the industry leader of compelling compliance. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We believe we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also scale magnetically. Think front-end. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based convergence management and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think seamless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal, efficient, 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? We often harness real-time paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions!