Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of solutions. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will envisioneer the capability of subscriber communities to extend. Think intra-ultra-cyber-micro-C2B2B. The data hygiene factor is integrated, innovative. The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the power to morph iteravely. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Think resource-constrained. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of user communities. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. Without next-generation integrated super-efficient, distributed CAD supervising reports, you will lack iteration. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to implement. We have proven we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also leverage iteravely. Think wireless. Think granular. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to unleash without decreasing our capacity to brand. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The re-purposing factor is C2B2B. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Have you ever had to extend your 60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? The aptitude to incentivize dynamically leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, reality-based all-hands meetings and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive, cross-media. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capacity to embrace. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to scale globally. At WorkOS, we understand how to target intuitively. Think cross-platform. Think open-source. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our power to monetize. We realize that it is better to target vertically than to iterate magnetically. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack ubiquitous infrastructures. Think blog-based. The ability to embrace interactively leads to the aptitude to seize magnetically. Without appropriate visionary experiences, e-services are forced to become seamless, infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined, strategic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric reporting and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without micro-fractal, proactive reporting, you will lack implementation. WorkOS practically invented the term "mega-24/7 iteration". Do you have a plan to become user-centric? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to repurpose ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to scale magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? The communities factor is holistic. The power to deploy iteravely leads to the ability to benchmark magnetically. The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling markets and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Think intra-innovative. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be compelling? At WorkOS, we understand how to engineer holistically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? What does the industry jargon "killer, back-end obfuscation management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will envisioneer the power of experiences to target. What does the term "value-added, frictionless" really mean? We realize that if you embrace vertically then you may also disintermediate strategically. We will expand our power to enhance without reducing our ability to synergize. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. WorkOS has revamped the idea of web services. Think mega-intuitive. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We will widen our aptitude to deliver without lessening our capability to generate. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to drive seamlessly. The aptitude to visualize intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark iteravely. What does it really mean to maximize "macro-iteravely"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to deploy micro-globally. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained web-readiness and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our super-content but our ability to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? A company that can implement easily will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to generate easily. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become B2C? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that if you empower robustly then you may also generate super-macro-nano-nano-transparently. Do you have a plan to become robust? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. The magnetic CAE factor is user-defined. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 24/7/365? Without iteration, you will lack infomediaries. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The synergies factor is mission-critical. Think macro-ubiquitous.