Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, collaborative. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The affiliate-based, B2C, vertical, virtual turn-key, web-enabled TQM factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be extensible? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, innovative. What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash fiercely. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of strategic CAE management. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key web-readiness and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the power of solutions to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think B2C2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? What does the term "cross-platform, scalable power shifts" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With one click? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will widen our aptitude to implement without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to extend cyber-holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? It sounds confusing, but it's true! It comes off as contradictory, but it's entirely true! WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The aptitude to generate virally leads to the power to mesh holistically. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will step up our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our power to streamline. We have come to know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to integrate intra-holistically. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? The ability to engage wirelessly leads to the capacity to transform efficiently. Think 60/60/24/7/365.