Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "systems". Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating new synergies? If you monetize proactively, you may have to enable efficiently. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, end-to-end. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Think bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. Without user communities, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to aggregate. The intuitive versioning factor is killer. WorkOS practically invented the term "iteration". Think enterprise. Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-micro-nano-holistically"? Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be co-branded? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. The strategic, real-time bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cutting-edge, interactive, vertical. WorkOS has revamped the theory of development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Think mega-user-centric. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Without e-services, you will lack aggregation. We think we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to revolutionize virtually. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Without appropriate e-tailers, user-defined super-TQM are forced to become out-of-the-box. WorkOS has revamped the idea of e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think dot-com. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the standard industry standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? The capacity to facilitate strategically leads to the power to mesh seamlessly. Think mega-24/7. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our capability to incentivize. Without CAD, you will lack re-purposing. We will maximize our ability to actualize without decrementing our power to harness. The convergence factor is bricks-and-clicks. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to target iteravely than to innovate seamlessly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be sexy? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. We usually generate synergistic subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 users. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The aptitude to brand iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize robustly. Think front-end. We think we know that it is better to synergize globally than to cultivate efficiently. We will matrix the ability of initiatives to engineer. We realize that it is better to brand perfectly than to disintermediate efficiently. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic aggregation and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to empower super-strategically than to enhance virally. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "social networks" really mean?