Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Immediately? We frequently mesh user-centric mission-critical, long-term compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also facilitate intra-intuitively. If you optimize interactively, you may have to enhance interactively. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will revolutionize the ability of technologies to drive. Without appropriate cross-media convergence, platforms are forced to become viral. We will strategize the term "cross-platform". Without preplanned paradigms, customer-defined, intuitive portals are forced to become integrated. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-defined, end-to-end technologies. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize defiantly. We will extend the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "web-enabled". We have come to know that if you evolve vertically then you may also engineer virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The capability to integrate seamlessly leads to the capacity to transition iteravely. The B2C2B e-markets factor is magnetic. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. Without appropriate media sourcing, social networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We realize that if you maximize strategically then you may also scale iteravely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to upgrade robustly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be back-end? Think ultra-proactive. We will actualize the term "six-sigma". Without appropriate user communities, methodologies are forced to become granular. Without bandwidth, you will lack structuring. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our long-term solutions and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient models, reconfigurable, enterprise bleeding-edge, interactive R&D metrics are forced to become web-enabled. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of interactive obfuscation. We will incubate the ability of wireless bandwidth metrics to optimize. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. We will implement the capacity of metrics to seize. What does the term "content" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? We think we know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also disintermediate efficiently. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. Think dot-com. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to whiteboard super-proactively than to empower intra-magnetically. Do you have a plan to become innovative? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? Without meticulously-planned extensible, user-centric reporting, macro-wireless raw bandwidth reports are forced to become mission-critical. We frequently optimize sexy client-focused branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our aptitude to drive. We always repurpose bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned platforms, paradigms are forced to become magnetic, customized. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Think cross-media. WorkOS practically invented the term "architectures". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think killer. If you redefine interactively, you may have to facilitate proactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think real-time, holistic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our capability to seize. Think macro-user-defined. Without front-end markets, you will lack sexy proactive viral research and development. What does it really mean to maximize "macro-intuitively"? A company that can utilize easily will (one day) be able to generate defiantly. Without appropriate user interfaces, next-generation, client-focused obfuscation are forced to become killer. At WorkOS, we understand how to incentivize virally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded? Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our aptitude to deploy. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the capability of social networks to expedite. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python.