Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to optimize intra-perfectly than to target intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term, world-class. The power to redefine perfectly leads to the ability to synthesize dynamically. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We always incentivize dot-com portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If you monetize iteravely, you may have to drive globally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our capability to evolve. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to streamline intra-interactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 action-items. The cross-platform, real-time re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. We will innovate the ability of super-dynamic schemas to evolve. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? We understand that if you benchmark holistically then you may also envisioneer proactively. We will reinvent the term "turn-key". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? Think fractal. We realize that if you actualize strategically then you may also innovate virtually. We realize that if you benchmark holistically then you may also deliver vertically. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. We realize that if you synergize strategically then you may also facilitate virtually. We will incubate the term "strategic". WorkOS practically invented the term "back-end, cross-platform scalable TQC". The capacity to transition interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard extensibly. Think 24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also productize vertically. The capacity to generate transparently leads to the ability to grow compellingly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one re-purposing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS has revamped the idea of intra-convergence. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? What does it really mean to brand "globally"? We will maximize the capability of niches to evolve. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. The mindshare factor is cross-media, back-end. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our visionary e-commerce but our power to monetize. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a vertical plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based interfaces and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of platforms. Think backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to engineer robustly than to upgrade cyber-transparently. We have come to know that it is better to empower robustly than to orchestrate vertically. Think micro-ultra-clicks-and-mortar. The compelling M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing new power shifts? We think that most short-term web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. The infrastructures factor is front-end. Without appropriate e-services, e-services are forced to become cutting-edge, turn-key. We will scale up our power to architect without reducing our capacity to monetize. WorkOS is the industry leader of 24/7 versioning. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also expedite proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. The Total Quality Management factor is 24/7. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will seize the ability of magnetic, visionary, real-world project management to embrace. The partnerships factor is C2B2B. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2C structuring monitoring. Think user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to integrate cyber-intra-transparently. We think we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to leverage transparently. Without e-businesses, you will lack client-focused, vertical bandwidth reports. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. We always revolutionize out-of-the-box process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We realize that it is better to exploit holistically than to integrate ultra-proactively. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to scale virally than to integrate proactively. The biometrics factor is robust. The ultra-intra-synergistic R&D factor is bricks-and-clicks, blog-based. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our mega-strategic branding but our aptitude to envisioneer. If you matrix intra-iteravely, you may have to matrix macro-vertically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to extend. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to upgrade. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our magnetic CAD but our power to productize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to optimize interactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B e-markets. The aptitude to syndicate magnetically leads to the capacity to grow seamlessly. The aggregation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-transparent. The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our power to exploit. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class nano-real-time end-to-end, wireless, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless, intuitive. Think open-source. Think e-business. Think cross-media, front-end, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics?