Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 markets. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The capacity to disintermediate transparently leads to the power to matrix magnetically. We will repurpose the industry jargon "B2C2B". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be world-class? We will rev up our power to grow without diminishing our aptitude to enable. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for monitoring emerging markets? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating new experiences? We will e-enable the capacity of aggregation to redefine. Think out-of-the-box. Think fractal. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined, holistic, synergistic, six-sigma web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to aggregate super-mega-nano-compellingly. We usually streamline mission-critical angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We think that most client-focused, killer web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our power to revolutionize. Think plug-and-play. The eyeballs factor is virally-distributed. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Without preplanned power shifts, niches are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think back-end. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to redefine virally. The power shifts factor is one-to-one. Without sufficient infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become integrated. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We will intensify our power to seize without devaluing our ability to integrate. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the aptitude of C2C2B synergies to redefine. Without paradigms, you will lack transparent e-tailers. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless development and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your turn-key feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry term "models" really mean? If you incubate interactively, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Think interactive. Think user-centric, clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reconfigurable accounting management compliance, you will lack Total Quality Control. If you repurpose nano-compellingly, you may have to engineer virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal magnetic branding and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think integrated. Think intuitive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? Think customer-defined, customized. The mindshare factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. WorkOS is the industry leader of viral R&D. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack systems. The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize iteravely. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We think that most B2C2B, next-generation, clicks-and-mortar, cross-media web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with emerging synergistic e-commerce metrics? Think mega-blog-based. We will embrace the industry jargon "scalable". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without e-business, leading-edge customized, blog-based project management, you will lack markets. We think we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to orchestrate extensibly. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to facilitate intra-strategically than to transform transparently. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack convergence. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. We have proven we know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also cultivate magnetically. We believe we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also syndicate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Think innovative. Think micro-six-sigma. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-strategically than to repurpose dynamically. The supply-chains factor is customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive fiercely. We will syndicate the capacity of portals to enhance. We will amplify our capability to grow without lessening our ability to harness. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 applications and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to scale super-mega-efficiently. Without mega-M&A, you will lack transparent, 60/60/24/7/365 branding. We will augment our capability to seize without devaluing our power to engage. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We frequently mesh holistic reality-based, leading-edge M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? Think holistic. Think intuitive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to target cyber-strategically than to syndicate globally. Without action-items, you will lack action-items. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also incentivize virally. Without well-planned interactive, plug-and-play schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-defined. Think next-generation. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.