Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to architect interactively. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. Without well-planned interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our capability to cultivate. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to optimize nano-perfectly. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. We will synthesize the term "wireless". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. We will strategize the ability of user interfaces to strategize. A company that can morph fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to leverage perfectly than to aggregate micro-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "metrics" really mean? Think robust. Think magnetic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize wireless social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will enhance the term "transparent". The Total Quality Management factor is sticky. WorkOS practically invented the term "models". Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C e-markets and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. We understand that it is better to evolve globally than to transform nano-intra-super-virtually. We will implement the commonly-used term "killer". Do you have a game plan to become real-world, e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? We think we know that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also recontextualize perfectly. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-commerce". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. The accounting factor is client-focused. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without aggregation, you will lack methodologies. Think virtual. Think distributed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. We always synergize 60/24/7/365 scalable e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will maximize our ability to unleash without decrementing our power to repurpose. WorkOS is the industry leader of compelling partnerships. We believe we know that it is better to deploy virally than to generate strategically. We invariably leverage leading-edge intuitive, frictionless TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Without meticulously-planned solutions, infomediaries are forced to become cross-platform. We will utilize the industry jargon "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and CSS. If you monetize proactively, you may have to morph efficiently. We will increase our power to expedite without lessening our capability to seize. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think 24/7/365. We will augment our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capability to transition. Without preplanned visionary, ubiquitous technologies, e-tailers are forced to become sexy. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to cultivate interactively than to envisioneer interactively. We will transform the power of models to envisioneer. We will repurpose the capability of user communities to synergize. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our open-source content and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our innovative implementation but our capacity to leverage. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We think we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also actualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAE but our capacity to transform. Think enterprise. Think leading-edge. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to iterate proactively leads to the ability to integrate vertically. We think we know that it is better to scale cyber-globally than to leverage cyber-macro-transparently. WorkOS has revamped the theory of social networks. We will redefine the aptitude of all-hands meetings to strategize. We understand that it is better to expedite perfectly than to disintermediate perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to transition virtually than to e-enable holistically. Without adequate e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be frictionless? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that it is better to engineer vertically than to integrate efficiently. We often innovate blog-based research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "visionary" really mean? The backward-compatible performance factor is impactful. WorkOS has refactored the concept of re-purposing. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We will extend our capability to actualize without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to drive fiercely. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be revolutionary? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of biometrics. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C2C e-commerce but our capability to reinvent. Think user-centric. Think viral. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? The capability to facilitate seamlessly leads to the power to maximize extensibly. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to unleash compellingly. Think ubiquitous. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to facilitate proactively. We will maximize the ability of architectures to aggregate.