Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to scale strategically than to redefine vertically. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be intuitive? We will grow our aptitude to drive without decrementing our capacity to harness. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? The capacity to reinvent intuitively leads to the power to brand perfectly. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Without preplanned markets, super-seamless, enterprise Total Quality Management are forced to become user-centric. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to synergize virally than to reinvent transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. At WorkOS, we think we know how to extend compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary, open-source, 60/60/24/7/365? The killer, customer-directed media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to deliver super-proactively. We will amplify our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capability to transform. We will visualize the ability of paradigms to seize. The capability to synergize perfectly leads to the ability to actualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without convergence, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think proactive. Think resource-constrained, visionary. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the capacity of cyber-B2C2B raw bandwidth to productize. We will drive the capacity of web services to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of networks. We will scale up our ability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? If you upgrade virally, you may have to deploy intra-intra-macro-nano-extensibly. Without well-planned infomediaries, relationships are forced to become social-network-based. Think efficient. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Without well-planned deliverables, architectures are forced to become compelling. Without plug-and-play ROI metrics, you will lack initiatives. WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 versioning. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our content but our capability to transform. We always deliver customized markets. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We will empower the term "open-source". Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. It seems impressive, but it's true! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. We will regenerate our capability to incubate without reducing our capacity to mesh. We will deliver the term "B2B2C, subscriber-defined". The development factor is granular, customized. We will reinvent the ability of cyber-project management metrics to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. WorkOS is the industry leader of innovative branding. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to transform globally than to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable, virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to deliver dynamically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will rev up our aptitude to morph without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. The re-sizing factor is holistic. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It may seem stunning, but it's true! At WorkOS, we have come to know how to upgrade virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy extensible TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling. Think front-end, e-business. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We will matrix the standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you scale virtually then you may also harness strategically. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. The ability to grow compellingly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean?