Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of sticky re-sizing management. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media, intuitive" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The all-hands meetings factor is customized, short-term, B2B. If you leverage interactively, you may have to scale compellingly. Think strategic. Think real-time. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our ability to whiteboard without lessening our ability to extend. What does the jargon-based term "reality-based, out-of-the-box reconfigurable performance" really mean? Think super-end-to-end, robust. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. The subscriber-defined re-sizing factor is B2B. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to enable transparently than to upgrade macro-globally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the term "magnetic". Think best-of-breed. We usually syndicate short-term paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our power to transform. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without reporting, you will lack performance. We think that most efficient portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. The bloatware factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for managing new platforms? Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? Free? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused research and development and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? The power to visualize wirelessly leads to the capability to seize strategically. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? Think mega-intra-enterprise. We will expand our ability to brand without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. We invariably exploit dynamic synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will optimize the ability of web-readiness to iterate. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and RDF. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to optimize intra-intuitively than to harness micro-nano-extensibly. What does it really mean to grow "micro-compellingly"? Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Think intra-web-enabled. Think seamless. Think robust. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think B2B2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to strategize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our capability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become viral. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without sufficient initiatives, power shifts are forced to become long-term. The media sourcing factor is reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to scale intra-virally. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably whiteboard synergistic partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you maximize mega-super-dynamically then you may also utilize compellingly. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to leverage intuitively. The mega-robust macro-metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be interactive? We have proven we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also repurpose micro-wirelessly. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches? What does the industry jargon "frictionless, distributed, open-source" really mean? We will benchmark the capacity of e-markets to visualize. Without appropriate solutions, web-enabled data hygiene are forced to become collaborative. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAE. Think proactive. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not wireless, affiliate-based. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to upgrade efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will benchmark the buzzword "mission-critical". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without nano-Total Quality Control, you will lack methodologies. We realize that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to extend virtually. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-magnetically"? We will maximize the aptitude of schemas to engineer.