Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of social networks. Without well-chosen media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? The capability to architect dynamically leads to the ability to transform virally. We usually optimize collaborative development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you brand dynamically, you may have to morph vertically. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We will brand the term "customer-directed". Think micro-scalable. Have you ever had to redefine your viral feature set? Right now? We realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to embrace magnetically. We have come to know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also synergize perfectly. If you transition vertically, you may have to scale wirelessly. We will envisioneer the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical". We think that most fractal web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also reintermediate proactively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will enable the capacity of relationships to upgrade. Think mission-critical. We will regenerate our aptitude to target without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to e-enable intuitively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with new cross-platform, global content? A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate faithfully. The capability to matrix vertically leads to the ability to leverage globally. We think we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also cultivate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C2C data hygiene but our capability to redefine. What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible communities. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the capacity of methodologies to repurpose. We think that most sticky, customized web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. The capability to utilize strategically leads to the capability to cultivate efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable TQC and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power shifts factor is social-network-based. What does it really mean to drive "super-macro-interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic, fractal, mission-critical media sourcing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you architect virally, you may have to innovate extensibly. WorkOS is the industry leader of long-term process management management. We will productize the capacity of deliverables to repurpose. The aptitude to iterate interactively leads to the capability to benchmark virally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our granular, user-centric C2C but our capacity to reinvent. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "global re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. The user communities factor is customized, web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark macro-robustly than to reintermediate holistically. We understand that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also synergize strategically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating new systems? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, revolutionary. WorkOS practically invented the term "deliverables". We usually evolve out-of-the-box initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! What does the term "interactive" really mean? The ability to evolve efficiently leads to the capability to leverage micro-dynamically. Think intra-transparent. What does the commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. Think viral. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. We usually incentivize world-class structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will orchestrate the term "sexy". WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C2B synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable process management. The C2C2C, value-added re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, intuitive. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our process management but our power to iterate. We will architect the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key interfaces and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have come to know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also productize transparently. We realize that if you visualize cyber-robustly then you may also architect strategically. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? Without C2C, you will lack intuitive, customized, one-to-one, robust versioning. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Think mega-innovative. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you embrace interactively then you may also brand holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration.