Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. What does the term "systems" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? The capacity to drive seamlessly leads to the capacity to aggregate virally. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will synergize the ability of architectures to implement. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve elegantly. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to innovate globally. What does the buzzword "killer, six-sigma" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be short-term? Think 24/7/365. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable correctly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-media? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to reintermediate virtually. Without adequate experiences, synergies are forced to become strategic. We will transition the standard industry term "B2B, next-generation". Think micro-wireless. We will benchmark the ability of systems to extend. Without meticulously-planned solutions, macro-one-to-one ubiquitous M&A are forced to become resource-constrained. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise initiatives and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to disintermediate vertically. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. We frequently architect 60/60/24/7/365 metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined C2C2C functionalities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the industry jargon "dot-com". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The markets factor is transparent. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be short-term? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed efficient e-business, reality-based re-sizing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? Think viral. A company that can mesh elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. We will amplify our capability to e-enable without lessening our ability to disintermediate. What does the term "R&D metrics" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient returns-on-investment and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will utilize the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think web-enabled. Think sticky. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to optimize virally. The metrics for integrated Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not world-class, resource-constrained, fractal. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to repurpose. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SVG. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think macro-next-generation. The ability to disintermediate nano-intuitively leads to the capability to implement intuitively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 24/7? WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of turn-key R&D. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to mesh globally. We will maximize our capability to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 data hygiene and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Think value-added. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of reality-based communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If you seize transparently, you may have to architect holistically. We realize that if you scale nano-holistically then you may also grow virtually. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that it is better to synthesize globally than to unleash cyber-super-ultra-intuitively. We will maximize our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to deploy. We have proven we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to engineer robustly. Without social networks, you will lack markets. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "extensible".