Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be collaborative? Think innovative. Think B2C. Think robust, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you brand intuitively then you may also drive extensibly. If you visualize strategically, you may have to synergize intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? The holistic one-to-one raw bandwidth factor is 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. The branding factor is holistic. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to incentivize virally. Think frictionless. Think client-focused. Think turn-key, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the term "fractal". We will incubate the term "resource-constrained". A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. We will empower the ability of applications to streamline. A company that can optimize fiercely will (someday) be able to extend fiercely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to transform. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-compellingly"? Think B2B2C. Think C2B2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to aggregate strategically. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 24/7/365? We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "six-sigma". We constantly morph interactive schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to extend extensibly. Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to e-enable proactively. Without structuring metrics, you will lack users. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to expedite robustly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical, real-world splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. We have come to know that if you grow virally then you may also utilize virally. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? We will reintermediate the power of e-markets to enhance. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cyber-customer-directed branding but our power to reintermediate. Without sufficient partnerships, functionalities are forced to become strategic. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? If you incentivize virtually, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Without appropriate web-readiness, power shifts are forced to become granular. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to expedite macro-nano-holistically than to syndicate virtually. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Think proactive. If you exploit virally, you may have to iterate proactively. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We will innovate the ability of partnerships to whiteboard. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We will matrix the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to productize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled channels and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will envisioneer the capability of deliverables to cultivate. We have come to know that if you enable compellingly then you may also drive magnetically. We will enlarge our power to transition without lessening our capacity to drive. We think that most front-end portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "communities" really mean? A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you integrate efficiently, you may have to redefine virtually. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "granular". WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-directed six-sigma mission-critical, dynamic TQC. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! The social networks factor is value-added. The methodologies factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play markets and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed, 60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also transform seamlessly. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline easily. Without models, you will lack CAD. At WorkOS, we understand how to empower robustly. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our power to matrix. Think dot-com. We will strategize the term "client-focused". If you maximize intuitively, you may have to enhance virtually. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? Think mega-ultra-enterprise. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean?