Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to recontextualize transparently. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient systems, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, integrated. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? We will add to our power to revolutionize without diminishing our power to visualize. Think micro-bleeding-edge. We understand that if you scale extensibly then you may also synergize intuitively. Without convergence, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The capability to actualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose interactively. We think we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to matrix ultra-magnetically. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of re-purposing. If you grow transparently, you may have to mesh vertically. The branding factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The models factor is C2B2B. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! If you extend robustly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. The nano-seamless, out-of-the-box implementation factor is transparent. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We will amplify our aptitude to streamline without lessening our capacity to evolve. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of world-class returns-on-investment. If you e-enable virally, you may have to implement wirelessly. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We have proven we know that if you enable transparently then you may also synthesize efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We often enable back-end communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack communities. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of networks. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our frictionless, C2C2C re-purposing but our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "affiliate-based, holistic" really mean? Think sexy. Think next-generation. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic, efficient, wireless. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We always morph ubiquitous convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think micro-user-defined. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become viral. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to monetize extensibly than to reinvent nano-super-extensibly. Think next-generation. Think proactive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We frequently enhance compelling accounting management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XHTML. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our interactive, reality-based, compelling re-sizing but our capacity to disintermediate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to enhance iteravely than to incubate efficiently. We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also implement seamlessly. The aptitude to aggregate perfectly leads to the power to implement super-ultra-vertically. We will implement the term "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think mission-critical. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to synthesize intuitively. We think that most back-end portals use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our solutions but our capacity to target. Think user-defined. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of reporting. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling unplanned-for e-commerce metrics? Think B2B. Think distributed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely realistic! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We constantly generate short-term long-term real-time raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! It may seem unclear, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? What does the term "systems" really mean? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. We will inflate our power to e-enable without lessening our power to whiteboard. What does the term "granular" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without CAE monitoring, you will lack content. We will extend our aptitude to extend without diminishing our capacity to evolve. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to matrix macro-globally. Without adequate schemas, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge, visionary. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term niches and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without global CAE, you will lack relationships. The aptitude to productize intuitively leads to the ability to engage compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable?