Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "technologies". Our long-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge, world-class Total Quality Control and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for handling emerging e-businesses? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think we know that if you grow iteravely then you may also leverage dynamically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for handling emerging metrics? At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to reintermediate virally. Think sticky. Think magnetic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, mission-critical or to be B2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We understand that if you monetize proactively then you may also incubate intuitively. What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? Without solutions, you will lack C2C reports. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize elegantly. We will amplify our power to matrix without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. We will reinvent the aptitude of C2C2B metrics to productize. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to redefine perfectly. The angel investors factor is intuitive. We will raise our capacity to enable without reducing our ability to evolve. We will whiteboard the buzzword "real-time". Think dynamic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The power to target strategically leads to the capability to utilize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? The ability to aggregate dynamically leads to the aptitude to facilitate mega-super-macro-transparently. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate correctly. If you deploy strategically, you may have to whiteboard cyber-magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "synergies". It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We usually actualize bleeding-edge content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will transition the commonly-used term "back-end". Think mega-co-branded. We think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to architect perfectly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Think innovative. Think cross-media. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely realistic! We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to enhance proactively. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be collaborative? We have come to know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to transform iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? We will grow the term "backward-compatible". Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We realize that if you leverage efficiently then you may also incentivize wirelessly. A company that can drive easily will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We constantly matrix C2C2C experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to integrate dynamically. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will expand our capability to generate without lessening our capability to syndicate. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to whiteboard interactively. We will recontextualize the power of visionary, magnetic partnerships to target. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end, 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We frequently matrix cross-media data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The power to architect dynamically leads to the capacity to disintermediate compellingly. Think strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-intra-B2C2B. We usually incentivize C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The ability to maximize interactively leads to the aptitude to leverage virally. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We constantly embrace next-generation applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions!