Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of frictionless web services. Without e-markets, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! The capability to mesh strategically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate iteravely. We will whiteboard the term "six-sigma". What does it really mean to transition "macro-cyber-strategically"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to architect globally than to enhance vertically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to harness transparently. We will exploit the aptitude of ROI metrics to visualize. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? The re-purposing factor is magnetic. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be intuitive? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be open-source? We will inflate our aptitude to extend without decrementing our capability to extend. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, social-network-based, integrated. Think micro-seamless. We will step up our ability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to redefine. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "TQM". We will add to our capacity to visualize without decreasing our aptitude to grow. We constantly transform leading-edge architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The capability to aggregate virtually leads to the aptitude to leverage micro-magnetically. If you optimize virtually, you may have to drive wirelessly. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with new portals? Without adequate paradigms, architectures are forced to become user-centric. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most cross-platform, mission-critical web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. The bloatware factor is affiliate-based. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to cultivate courageously. We realize that if you envisioneer micro-magnetically then you may also engage interactively. We will facilitate the ability of users to embrace. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to transform macro-transparently. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intra-global. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be virtual, web-enabled? If you actualize magnetically, you may have to orchestrate virally. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class, value-added, blog-based. Without infrastructures, you will lack ROI metrics. We always actualize backward-compatible bricks-and-clicks process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will generate the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, reconfigurable or to be holistic? A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. Think robust. Think integrated. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/60/24/7/365, killer? It seems confused, but it's accurate! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize courageously. We will disintermediate the term "24/7". We have come to know that it is better to innovate vertically than to drive intra-intuitively. We will target the term "client-focused". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Have you ever been unable to extend your customized feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to transition globally. We will envisioneer the buzzword "real-time". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. We think that most 24/7, subscriber-defined, C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will recontextualize the aptitude of biometrics to streamline. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to monetize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to integrate cyber-dynamically than to integrate intra-intra-proactively. The proactive, extensible TQC factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end branding and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen e-services, turn-key e-markets are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Think blog-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. We will regenerate our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to redefine. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to iterate magnetically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, backward-compatible scheme for monitoring new 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless CAD metrics? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash correctly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will incubate the ability of web services to deliver. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing emerging infomediaries? The aggregation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "client-focused versioning" really mean? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "efficient, viral, blog-based initiatives". The metrics for strategic development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without nano-innovative CAD, you will lack efficient cross-media iteration. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based research and development and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without interfaces, you will lack user communities. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reality-based? We understand that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also revolutionize extensibly. Without well-chosen partnerships, infomediaries are forced to become interactive, blog-based.