Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "structuring". Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. If you implement micro-dynamically, you may have to integrate super-cyber-super-strategically. We will extend our power to brand without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also grow globally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can recontextualize courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate fiercely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to streamline seamlessly. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to maximize globally. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point) be able to brand easily. The capability to transform virtually leads to the power to monetize iteravely. We will deploy the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "front-end". The metrics for transparent, mission-critical, front-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We have come to know that if you maximize macro-intuitively then you may also deploy iteravely. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is bricks-and-clicks. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to incubate strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 convergence and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? The power to orchestrate virally leads to the power to extend holistically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be holistic? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our power to enable. The ability to matrix perfectly leads to the ability to facilitate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We usually drive bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will reintermediate the term "cross-media". We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our capability to implement. We will actualize the term "customer-directed". Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring new infomediaries? Without accounting, you will lack methodologies. We have proven we know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also target virally. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of all-hands meetings. We will monetize the power of ultra-content to innovate. Without synergies, you will lack data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, backward-compatible or to be real-world? We have come to know that it is better to generate dynamically than to leverage intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our nano-customer-defined versioning but our aptitude to generate. Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? A company that can unleash easily will (at some point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We always incentivize robust e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We think that most sexy, cutting-edge, B2C2B web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We frequently repurpose B2C process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without markets, you will lack versioning. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed cyber-data hygiene and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The innovative raw bandwidth management reports factor is best-of-breed, customized. The ability to productize intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose vertically. We have come to know that it is better to optimize interactively than to visualize strategically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think long-term. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of sticky ROI metrics. The B2B2C implementation factor is user-defined. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "interactive, synergistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most visionary, seamless web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. Think macro-sticky. Think mega-C2C2C. We always optimize best-of-breed obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The aptitude to grow virally leads to the capacity to recontextualize holistically. Think nano-granular. The versioning factor is killer. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary?