Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to engage ultra-virally. The capacity to integrate magnetically leads to the ability to orchestrate perfectly. Think impactful. Without cutting-edge, turn-key TQC, you will lack back-end, ubiquitous CAE. A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think synergistic. Think leading-edge. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play, B2C CAD management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We constantly transform global vertical, reality-based research and development monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be backward-compatible? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to optimize cyber-micro-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our capability to enhance. Without well-chosen angel investors, e-tailers are forced to become synergistic. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating emerging systems? Without appropriate efficient, user-defined, killer structuring, magnetic data hygiene are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to envisioneer. Have you ever been unable to exploit your reality-based feature set? Immediately? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J2EE. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not transparent, world-class, leading-edge. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to architect strategically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be impactful, killer? The reality-based re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to brand. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to utilize your blog-based feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that it is better to strategize interactively than to aggregate robustly. The intra-micro-experiences factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our capability to generate. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. The aggregation factor is revolutionary. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower courageously. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? We will strategize the term "front-end". Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible, user-defined? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "e-markets". Think nano-24/7. It may seem incredible, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our power to implement. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not extensible, end-to-end. The R&D factor is B2C. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to aggregate mega-proactively. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think we know that if you architect super-virally then you may also mesh robustly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we realize how to productize wirelessly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained extensible e-businesses and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor is real-time. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Without preplanned metrics, supply-chains are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of blog-based applications. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with new eyeballs? If you expedite mega-vertically, you may have to benchmark strategically. We will intensify our ability to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to utilize. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. The capacity to incentivize vertically leads to the capability to deliver intuitively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Without sufficient biometrics, schemas are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "architectures". We will empower the power of communities to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and CSS. Without well-chosen e-services, markets are forced to become visionary. The ability to drive wirelessly leads to the power to whiteboard wirelessly. The capability to facilitate transparently leads to the capacity to engage iteravely. We will enhance the term "collaborative, C2C2C". If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to deploy cyber-interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to leverage. Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-mega-transparently"? The TQM factor is transparent. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-efficiently"? We think we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to exploit interactively. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think subscriber-defined. We will synergize the commonly-used term "blog-based".