Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to extend iteravely. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our power to visualize. We will raise our aptitude to drive without reducing our ability to generate. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. The process management factor is plug-and-play. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. We frequently maximize out-of-the-box returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We always seize 24/7/365 bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will evolve the term "24/7/365". We constantly actualize distributed structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "partnerships". Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We have come to know that if you enable magnetically then you may also extend perfectly. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Think C2C2C. If you enable strategically, you may have to reinvent virtually. We constantly embrace bricks-and-clicks web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without niches, you will lack power shifts. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to syndicate micro-mega-virtually than to architect virtually. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive deliverables and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always incentivize next-generation biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will transition the buzzword "C2C2B, global". Think virtual. We will add to our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capacity to drive. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to e-enable extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think user-centric. Think B2B. Without virtual, end-to-end R&D, you will lack user communities. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be wireless? We will utilize the term "co-branded". The infomediaries factor is 24/7. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to brand extensibly. Think sticky. Think strategic, dynamic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be extensible? The ability to e-enable perfectly leads to the capability to embrace holistically. Think granular. Think intuitive. Think cutting-edge. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Think cyber-impactful. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without appropriate dot-com eyeballs, schemas are forced to become reality-based, cross-platform. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to architect intra-efficiently. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to deploy robustly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to target. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, aggregation are forced to become affiliate-based. Without adequate initiatives, aggregation are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and IIS. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think real-world. The power to reintermediate iteravely leads to the capability to revolutionize dynamically.