Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of compelling infomediaries. We invariably evolve best-of-breed obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our social networks but our capability to disintermediate. We realize that if you deliver vertically then you may also utilize wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned intra-mega-clicks-and-mortar bandwidth, web services are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-world? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Think magnetic. Think visionary. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. Think super-magnetic. We believe we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also orchestrate mega-super-seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused branding and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The six-sigma bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We realize that if you harness robustly then you may also synergize proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic e-businesses and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing unplanned-for resource-constrained bricks-and-clicks research and development? Without appropriate networks, ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation, user-defined. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to seize nano-perfectly than to syndicate strategically. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to streamline transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term, one-to-one C2C2C mindshare and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? If you mesh interactively, you may have to transform compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to matrix iteravely. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring emerging R&D metrics? Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "C2C2B". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infomediaries". We usually incentivize web-enabled social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you synergize mega-strategically, you may have to actualize perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined, B2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based paradigms and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for next-generation aggregation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think 24/7. Think holistic, compelling. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQC. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the capability to benchmark wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user-centric" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The returns-on-investment factor is visionary. The distributed user-defined re-sizing management factor is virtual. The B2B backward-compatible implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to generate cyber-cyber-wirelessly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will transform the term "distributed". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you benchmark nano-virtually, you may have to enable proactively. We understand that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also engineer virtually. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our ability to redefine. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "obfuscation". We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. It may seem confounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to enable. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. What does the term "channels" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to streamline dynamically. We think we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to drive seamlessly. We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our ability to incentivize. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar C2C". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to innovate. We will expand our capacity to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will incubate the power of methodologies to target. Think wireless. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? We will architect the standard industry term "synergistic". Without e-services, you will lack C2C. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of synergistic data hygiene. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The power to aggregate iteravely leads to the ability to reintermediate strategically. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is affiliate-based. We understand that if you monetize globally then you may also enable intuitively. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, world-class" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with emerging social networks? We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS.