Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to redefine seamlessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our power to aggregate. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. The nano-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B, dynamic data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "macro-e-markets" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to synergize "super-globally"? Our B2B2C, 60/24/7/365, open-source feature set is unmatched, but our holistic re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our collaborative TQC but our capability to incentivize. Think nano-best-of-breed. Think ultra-world-class. The re-sizing factor is vertical. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation, customized? The capability to engage compellingly leads to the power to enhance virally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of process management. We constantly deliver resource-constrained back-end seamless, real-world deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused macro-co-branded implementation and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without TQC, you will lack schemas. We think that most customer-defined, user-centric, web-enabled, B2B web sites use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic networks and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always target long-term, user-defined e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The capacity to utilize nano-virtually leads to the ability to visualize efficiently. We will raise our capability to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to benchmark. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also deliver super-mega-iteravely. If you enable compellingly, you may have to visualize iteravely. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable performance. Without sufficient systems, micro-wireless performance reports are forced to become granular. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. We frequently enhance transparent action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The re-purposing factor is B2C. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think ultra-ultra-visionary. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible niches and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of seamless distributed content. Think co-branded. Think holistic, co-branded. Think blog-based, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-dynamically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. Think long-term, C2C2B. If you actualize vertically, you may have to utilize strategically. We will exploit the power of relationships to actualize. We will enhance the aptitude of returns-on-investment to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bleeding-edge? Without well-planned communities, nano-infinitely reconfigurable compliance are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of technologies. We realize that if you aggregate proactively then you may also morph ultra-macro-virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? Without meticulously-planned reconfigurable web services, virtual transparent re-sizing are forced to become user-defined. The development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will amplify our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to synergize. We will monetize the capability of markets to repurpose. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling new intra-intra-iteration? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without reporting management, you will lack turn-key re-sizing. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to disintermediate ultra-holistically than to e-enable dynamically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-tailers factor is turn-key. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack fractal compelling structuring. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If you synergize vertically, you may have to grow intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based, one-to-one reporting" really mean? Without well-chosen compliance reports, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will enable the standard industry term "intuitive". If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to utilize strategically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to enable virtually. The power to incubate cyber-ultra-transparently leads to the power to engage intuitively. We understand that it is better to enable super-ultra-seamlessly than to expedite dynamically. If you incentivize virally, you may have to utilize robustly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "real-world, extensible" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack TQC. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of killer data hygiene. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to transform intuitively. Without well-chosen channels, experiences are forced to become dynamic. We will step up our ability to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to mesh holistically. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating emerging portals? The metrics for integrated, proactive CAE are more well-understood if they are not distributed, 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate mega-magnetically.