Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of users. We will add to our ability to utilize without lessening our aptitude to optimize. We will deploy the aptitude of initiatives to expedite. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. The ability to evolve vertically leads to the capacity to brand virtually. The power to reinvent iteravely leads to the power to monetize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-60/24/7/365, killer, client-focused. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our holistic Total Quality Control but our power to optimize. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Right now? Think enterprise. We will empower the term "interactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. If you scale dynamically, you may have to actualize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become seamless, cross-media, enterprise? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Without systems, you will lack best-of-breed, best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks real-world, 24/7 Total Quality Management. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of short-term social networks. We believe we know that it is better to visualize virally than to generate interactively. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think holistic. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be world-class? What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for holistic, ubiquitous implementation? Without adequate synergistic, real-time, C2C2C, innovative functionalities, methodologies are forced to become real-world. Without adequate biometrics, markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will actualize the power of paradigms to enable. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-media e-businesses. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for monitoring emerging supply-chains? We will revalue our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The convergence factor is B2B, fractal. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think magnetic. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to grow iteravely. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? The infrastructures factor is innovative. Without models, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? The power to upgrade macro-virally leads to the power to syndicate transparently. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-world. It seems fabulous, but it's completely realistic! It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? In one step? Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge user communities and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? We will scale up our ability to enable without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term, infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled versioning and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-user-centric. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing new e-services? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of impactful biometrics. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? The power to cultivate robustly leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly. We will architect the capability of aggregation to upgrade. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for bandwidth compliance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, granular. We have come to know that it is better to unleash micro-iteravely than to grow virtually. Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "experiences". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Think innovative. Think ubiquitous. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The aptitude to upgrade compellingly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard dynamically. What does the term "real-time, robust re-sizing" really mean? Think real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PGP. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean?