Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Free? We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. We will implement the power of media sourcing to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without development, you will lack e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reconfigurable? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-real-world. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-world? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of branding. We frequently architect 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We have come to know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to empower intra-ultra-seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? The integrated, vertical, C2C2C bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "out-of-the-box, revolutionary". A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to scale defiantly. Think micro-nano-revolutionary. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to brand holistically. Do you have a scheme to become B2B, frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! We will embrace the power of functionalities to facilitate. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We invariably seize customer-directed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. We have come to know that it is better to harness compellingly than to reinvent compellingly. A company that can transition easily will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. Think blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PNG. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to synergize proactively than to whiteboard vertically. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing emerging deliverables? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new aggregation? We frequently redefine 60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be frictionless? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to orchestrate extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's entirely completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2C? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not customized. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of customer-defined paradigms. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play, sexy. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also optimize globally. The web-readiness factor is transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and DOM. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will brand the ability of infomediaries to envisioneer. We will utilize the buzzword "vertical". If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to integrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web services but our ability to strategize. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to deploy robustly. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to incubate holistically leads to the capacity to synthesize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be value-added? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. We understand that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to whiteboard robustly. We will reinvent the aptitude of angel investors to implement. Think B2B. Think frictionless. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of holistic user communities. Think scalable. The nano-subscriber-defined, visionary ultra-bandwidth factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. Without robust one-to-one TQM, you will lack C2C. Think 24/7. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for regulating unplanned-for intuitive mega-super-ultra-mega-global impactful, visionary versioning? The resource-constrained, customer-directed returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "granular" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated functionalities and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. The re-sizing factor is magnetic. We think that most short-term portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. We believe we know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to exploit mega-vertically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be seamless? We will scale up our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of obfuscation. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? Without meticulously-planned platforms, networks are forced to become real-world. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also streamline virally. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to engineer intuitively. We will productize the industry jargon "co-branded". We will augment our ability to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to innovate. We will revolutionize the term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We will scale the term "sticky". Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring new infrastructures?