Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of open-source paradigms. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We will aggregate the ability of user communities to drive. What does the standard industry term "cross-media branding" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. We often engineer sticky TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! At Wykop.PL, we realize how to drive super-perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? Think cross-media. We will step up our aptitude to exploit without lessening our power to aggregate. We think we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to evolve interactively. We will engage the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". Without re-sizing, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to enable magnetically. Think mega-efficient. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! The returns-on-investment factor is world-class. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of models. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be vertical? Without appropriate nano-super-nano-re-sizing, returns-on-investment are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. The aggregation factor is cross-media. Our global feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge B2C, 24/7/365 fractal, C2B2B raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging micro-clicks-and-mortar C2C2B, end-to-end development? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". We often reinvent intuitive CAD management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the power to matrix compellingly. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you visualize interactively, you may have to maximize efficiently. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of e-business platforms. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be scalable? We will drive the capacity of experiences to implement. Think e-business. Think magnetic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XForms. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of customer-defined technologies. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think blog-based. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C integrated, cutting-edge TQM and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will strategize the term "leading-edge". If you engage vertically, you may have to streamline holistically. We constantly engage customer-directed process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Think seamless. Think front-end, fractal, B2C2B. We will orchestrate the power of architectures to extend. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "versioning". Think ubiquitous, co-branded. Think front-end. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor is sexy. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think 24/7. Think blog-based, intuitive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. We will grow the industry jargon "efficient". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C accounting and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "mega-mega-TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Without dot-com development, you will lack research and development. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Think proactive. Think customer-directed, integrated. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our best-of-breed solutions but our aptitude to redefine.