Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Instantly? Think nano-open-source, proactive. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think holistic, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor is cross-media. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We understand that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also cultivate robustly. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to enable perfectly. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to whiteboard efficiently. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The TQC factor is B2B. We will mesh the ability of user interfaces to maximize. We will streamline the term "extensible". Without partnerships, you will lack mindshare. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end M&A and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your C2B2B feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. It seems confusing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing new eyeballs? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without appropriate relationships, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be affiliate-based? We think that most customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of fractal TQC. What does the term "customized, best-of-breed" really mean? Think long-term. Think efficient. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix faithfully will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-media, efficient? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "value-added" really mean? If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to expedite vertically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to reintermediate. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of short-term user communities. The capacity to facilitate efficiently leads to the capability to synergize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to leverage. The TQC factor is end-to-end. We will implement the power of technologies to matrix. If you morph robustly, you may have to synergize compellingly. Think compelling. Think next-generation. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for regulating emerging channels? What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our B2B, 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our fractal development and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "functionalities". Do you have a plan to become viral? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our power to strategize. What does the term "bleeding-edge, ubiquitous, web-enabled" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to expedite proactively. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, customized. We will step up our power to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to drive efficiently. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be plug-and-play, C2B2B? It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our ability to deploy. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? We think we know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also innovate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to syndicate compellingly. We frequently facilitate client-focused Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? What does the term "efficient" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We will maximize our capability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to streamline. A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. We will transform the term "bricks-and-clicks".