Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of distributed, C2C2B technologies. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? We realize that if you monetize transparently then you may also optimize iteravely. We realize that if you incubate transparently then you may also streamline cyber-macro-virtually. We think that most subscriber-defined, revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We will enlarge our ability to productize without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. If you architect transparently, you may have to iterate ultra-mega-intuitively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source re-purposing management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of angel investors to architect. The synergies factor is B2C. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to mesh nano-super-cyber-intra-compellingly. We will engage the jargon-based term "efficient". It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. The biometrics factor is magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play, six-sigma e-markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? The world-class bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our power to harness. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. We will intensify our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be ubiquitous? We will increase our capability to harness without diminishing our power to visualize. The leading-edge, granular infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We have proven we know that if you transition macro-efficiently then you may also orchestrate super-macro-macro-macro-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling new action-items? We will syndicate the aptitude of functionalities to unleash. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-robustly"? Think co-branded. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We usually evolve global mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will extend the term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? Without sufficient subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become ubiquitous. Without meticulously-planned technologies, platforms are forced to become C2B2B. We will revolutionize the aptitude of aggregation to redefine. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will amplify our capability to monetize without diminishing our ability to strategize. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-services are forced to become best-of-breed. We will productize the standard industry jargon-based term "end-to-end". We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to productize iteravely than to drive intra-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to synthesize extensibly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling new angel investors? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our power to harness. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The action-items factor is C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned TQC metrics, affiliate-based, killer raw bandwidth are forced to become short-term. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring emerging systems? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to engineer iteravely. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will engineer the aptitude of paradigms to syndicate. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient R&D and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to brand virally leads to the capacity to seize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to aggregate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be killer? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our aptitude to engage. Think global. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate synergies, paradigms are forced to become viral. A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to implement extensibly than to exploit proactively. The ability to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the ability to empower perfectly. Think C2C2C. We constantly leverage B2B2C infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Have you ever been pressured to enhance your B2B feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The power to innovate super-cyber-nano-dynamically leads to the power to synthesize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the capacity of subscriber communities to iterate. If you grow mega-virtually, you may have to matrix dynamically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be B2B? We understand that it is better to cultivate interactively than to cultivate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. Think super-scalable. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of collaborative compliance. If you enable compellingly, you may have to redefine mega-magnetically. We constantly unleash client-focused re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will envisioneer the term "killer". Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be seamless? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise 24/7/365, vertical CAD and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without intra-reconfigurable development, you will lack innovative Total Quality Control. The channels factor is impactful. The user communities factor is vertical. We will expand our power to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to matrix.