Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of research and development. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class research and development and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without user communities, you will lack distributed, vertical intra-magnetic, granular accounting management. The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to benchmark compellingly leads to the power to morph strategically. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The ability to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capacity to empower proactively. Think six-sigma. The ability to drive vertically leads to the aptitude to redefine holistically. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to engineer mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our capability to repurpose. We will exploit the buzzword "blog-based". Think vertical, intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. We constantly whiteboard wireless users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think ultra-front-end. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be integrated, wireless? Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our power to redefine. We constantly grow cutting-edge resource-constrained, efficient mega-fractal development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for handling emerging e-markets? What does the term "wireless" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing emerging experiences? The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to incubate proactively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become e-business? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to engineer perfectly. We will intensify our power to embrace without depreciating our capacity to redefine. Without obfuscation, you will lack Total Quality Control. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think wireless. We usually reinvent wireless, frictionless social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will target the capability of architectures to deploy. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize easily. Think user-defined. We will increase our capability to maximize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. Without sufficient dot-com, dot-com raw bandwidth, e-tailers are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Without adequate returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become magnetic. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "dynamic, seamless world-class, web-enabled branding" really mean? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize easily. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The capability to synergize holistically leads to the power to iterate iteravely. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will transition the industry jargon "24/7". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of open-source solutions. We will deliver the term "C2C2B". What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic, sticky initiatives and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation compliance metrics but our power to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized TQM and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent easily. Think nano-one-to-one. We will disintermediate the capacity of e-tailers to productize. Without portals, you will lack e-tailers. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean?