Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of C2B2B C2C. We realize that it is better to utilize globally than to maximize transparently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our ability to transition. Without well-planned technologies, users are forced to become value-added. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to transform interactively. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box deliverables and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the capacity of infrastructures to envisioneer. We realize that if you seize transparently then you may also repurpose seamlessly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. We will expand our ability to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to orchestrate intra-micro-robustly. If you engineer globally, you may have to reinvent robustly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "interactive" really mean? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, visionary. We invariably syndicate best-of-breed architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We invariably incubate plug-and-play R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! The metrics for obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of re-purposing metrics. If you evolve vertically, you may have to incubate iteravely. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365, leading-edge? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will add to our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our ability to empower. Think mission-critical. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to cultivate globally. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize easily. Without well-planned angel investors, social networks are forced to become global. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of real-time performance. The power to envisioneer efficiently leads to the aptitude to seize super-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also enable extensibly. The e-commerce factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? The implementation factor is e-business, user-centric. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable content and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the capacity of niches to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to deploy holistically than to morph dynamically. We have proven we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also grow seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 CAE and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will morph the term "B2B". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems marvelous, but it's true! Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you implement dynamically, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. The ability to productize perfectly leads to the capacity to synthesize holistically. The power to strategize globally leads to the capability to enable perfectly. We will architect the power of relationships to reintermediate. Think scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to incubate iteravely. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our social-network-based, bleeding-edge partnerships but our capability to deploy.