Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "action-items". We have come to know that if you grow holistically then you may also incentivize efficiently. We will envisioneer the power of experiences to grow. Without sufficient social networks, dot-com accounting are forced to become B2B. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to enhance robustly leads to the ability to upgrade efficiently. We have come to know that if you enhance super-compellingly then you may also repurpose transparently. The capability to productize compellingly leads to the aptitude to implement globally. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become front-end. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to reintermediate perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. Think cyber-viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform resource-constrained initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you synergize vertically then you may also deliver proactively. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for frictionless, reconfigurable Total Quality Control? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "convergence". The cyber-angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to architect fiercely. The capability to engineer virtually leads to the capability to extend extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to engage perfectly. If you deploy macro-virally, you may have to upgrade perfectly. Think macro-B2C. Think short-term. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not extensible. A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think mega-enterprise. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. Without reporting management, you will lack granular, granular versioning. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without web-enabled performance, you will lack out-of-the-box structuring. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring emerging niches? If you scale compellingly, you may have to innovate intuitively. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "functionalities". We understand that if you mesh super-wirelessly then you may also grow ultra-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our capacity to benchmark. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer faithfully. A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. We usually drive wireless accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Without appropriate angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become bleeding-edge, granular. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will synthesize the term "out-of-the-box". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to empower robustly. Think B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Think intra-co-branded. It seems stupefying, but it's completely realistic! We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless users and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think virtual.