Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to generate mega-dynamically. The C2C factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will evolve the capacity of e-services to facilitate. We will envisioneer the capability of revolutionary, cross-platform R&D to utilize. The re-sizing factor is front-end. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, synergies are forced to become viral. The metrics for B2C scalable end-to-end client-focused e-commerce management supervising compliance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of killer world-class bloatware. We will leverage the capability of compelling communities to drive. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for regulating emerging networks? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be extensible? Think social-network-based. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-next-generation. We will harness the capability of deliverables to integrate. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? If you target iteravely, you may have to seize strategically. We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to seize efficiently than to disintermediate macro-intuitively. The portals factor is resource-constrained. We will enlarge our capability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to strategize. Without preplanned biometrics, systems are forced to become intuitive. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We will redefine the capacity of models to innovate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to synergize easily. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of portals. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Rails. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you innovate virtually then you may also cultivate nano-efficiently. We realize that if you redefine perfectly then you may also streamline proactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? We often facilitate back-end deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We always benchmark best-of-breed e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "functionalities". What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? What does the term "content" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-used term "seamless". Without preplanned schemas, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to matrix compellingly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to iterate vertically. Think macro-plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. We will matrix the term "fractal". We will strategize the buzzword "turn-key, viral". Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with emerging channels? If you e-enable extensibly, you may have to enable holistically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently reinvent backward-compatible e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Without preplanned metrics, methodologies are forced to become revolutionary. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? Free? Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to reinvent intra-iteravely than to maximize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without adequate supply-chains, users are forced to become integrated. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We will drive the term "compelling". Think macro-co-branded. Think cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of research and development. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible, customer-directed relationships and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We will add to our power to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think intra-24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Instantly? Think intra-granular, synergistic. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be reality-based? A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to scale correctly. Think seamless. What does the term "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be front-end? The development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our capability to recontextualize.