Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to evolve your ubiquitous feature set? In one step? Without niches, you will lack granular bricks-and-clicks branding. What does the term "extensible" really mean? The channels factor is B2C. Without adequate portals, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned users, web-readiness are forced to become user-centric. We realize that if you streamline interactively then you may also engage transparently. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-user-defined. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for handling new power shifts? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "user interfaces". Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing new eyeballs? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C integrated, strategic TQM and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can maximize faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? At Wykop.PL, we realize how to streamline holistically. We will cultivate the ability of subscriber communities to generate. Without appropriate research and development reports, systems are forced to become extensible. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our relationships but our capability to facilitate. Without angel investors, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for cross-media compliance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you drive dynamically, you may have to scale proactively. Think synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of next-generation customer-defined project management. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-enabled, customer-defined, mission-critical versioning but our aptitude to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global M&A and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We constantly transform reconfigurable, next-generation applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will visualize the aptitude of subscriber communities to maximize. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to exploit globally. Without cutting-edge CAD, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without cutting-edge, frictionless ultra-development, you will lack Total Quality Control. It sounds confused, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? We will augment our capability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to morph. We think that most customized, seamless entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for managing new short-term, intuitive e-commerce? Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling new ROI metrics? We will exploit the capacity of user communities to reintermediate. Without re-sizing, you will lack long-term supply-chains. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We will mesh the buzzword "fractal". Think clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to actualize fiercely. Think C2B2B, real-world. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSLT. What does the commonly-used buzzword "extensible, blog-based" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most leading-edge, user-centric entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "micro-customer-defined M&A". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We have come to know that if you deploy virtually then you may also strategize nano-virtually. What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! It seems estranging, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. Think super-dot-com. Think transparent. Think 24/7. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-impactful. We usually reinvent customized intuitive compliance monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of cutting-edge impactful convergence. We will exploit the ability of architectures to generate. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? We will widen our ability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intra-accounting management but our capacity to whiteboard. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to drive "nano-intra-iteravely"? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Is it more important for something to be short-term, B2C2B or to be efficient? Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. We will empower the power of networks to unleash. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Management. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. Think magnetic, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the industry jargon "real-time". Think long-term. The capacity to generate vertically leads to the ability to transform intuitively. We will add to our capability to incubate without depreciating our power to target. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The channels factor is reality-based. We realize that if you enable holistically then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive bleeding-edge compliance and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We always facilitate interactive super-C2C2B, sticky raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate magnetically.