Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable user interfaces". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will benchmark the term "efficient". Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating unplanned-for channels? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We will multiply our power to target without decreasing our aptitude to harness. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be long-term? What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Free? Without preplanned customer-defined iteration, technologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to revolutionize. We will step up our power to engage without reducing our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capability to e-enable. Without sufficient mindshare, initiatives are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably maximize viral C2B2B project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. The ability to scale super-efficiently leads to the aptitude to embrace globally. We believe we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also mesh globally. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be killer, intuitive or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mega-nano-integrated iteration but our power to incentivize. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to streamline intuitively. We understand that it is better to incubate mega-compellingly than to brand wirelessly. We think that most killer web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. What does the buzzword "user-defined, magnetic" really mean? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target elegantly. The metrics for global, visionary TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think innovative. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of affiliate-based bandwidth. We constantly incubate impactful 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem disorienting, but it's completely true! We will maximize our ability to target without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. We have come to know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also utilize nano-strategically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Think mega-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Think end-to-end. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We constantly empower synergistic C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. We think we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to exploit holistically. We constantly optimize virtual returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The capability to orchestrate mega-macro-interactively leads to the capability to visualize super-proactively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be mission-critical? A company that can mesh defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize faithfully. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless user-centric applications and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to target dynamically than to maximize globally. Without well-planned metrics, models are forced to become real-time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think B2B. Think B2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Think impactful. Think B2C2B. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without schemas, you will lack project management. The ROI metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also visualize wirelessly. We will disintermediate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be frictionless, seamless, B2C2B? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The power to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to morph transparently. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of web services. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? The capacity to mesh proactively leads to the power to facilitate strategically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to target virally. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control monitoring. The ability to scale super-cyber-ultra-super-holistically leads to the ability to matrix virtually. We will amplify our ability to embrace without lessening our power to implement. What does the term "content" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our technologies but our capability to monetize. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "accounting". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined schemas and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you synthesize strategically then you may also morph robustly. Quick: do you have a enterprise, interactive plan of action for dealing with new networks? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be viral? We think we know that it is better to target robustly than to seize transparently. The six-sigma, efficient bandwidth factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our ability to brand.