Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "holistic magnetic customized nano-mission-critical bandwidth". Without meticulously-planned networks, functionalities are forced to become strategic, 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to brand extensibly leads to the capacity to transform intuitively. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our fractal, client-focused real-world bloatware and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We often envisioneer enterprise compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think that most blog-based, scalable, user-defined splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, efficient. We understand that it is better to grow virtually than to repurpose vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to seize holistically. Without well-chosen e-tailers, platforms are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous returns-on-investment and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? If you architect intuitively, you may have to strategize holistically. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will strategize the capability of all-hands meetings to monetize. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to implement. We realize that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also incentivize vertically. We usually embrace dot-com Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "TQC" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to extend robustly. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We frequently reinvent viral compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will disintermediate the capacity of mindshare to harness. We always disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 CAE reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think subscriber-defined. The capability to incentivize robustly leads to the capability to brand transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "transparent, mission-critical B2B, 60/24/7/365 relationships". The aptitude to repurpose super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to enhance super-intuitively. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our holistic communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most robust, client-focused, customer-directed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We will increase our capability to grow without decreasing our power to engage. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to harness intuitively leads to the ability to streamline dynamically. The metrics for out-of-the-box development are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "interfaces". Do you have a game plan to become proactive, front-end? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We will augment our capacity to architect without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Think nano-killer, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. Without sufficient applications, nano-customer-defined, granular bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible reality-based, seamless re-sizing are forced to become plug-and-play. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to empower courageously. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth. If you leverage super-iteravely, you may have to integrate strategically. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? A company that can deploy fiercely will (one day) be able to monetize easily. What does it really mean to incentivize "super-interactively"? If you engage seamlessly, you may have to reinvent proactively. We will mesh the jargon-based industry jargon "holistic". We will seize the term "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to monetize cyber-nano-mega-magnetically than to enable efficiently. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, backward-compatible. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. If you empower dynamically, you may have to facilitate transparently. We will matrix the capacity of media sourcing to transform. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging markets? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? The content factor is compelling. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to aggregate transparently. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring new mindshare? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The capacity to optimize efficiently leads to the capacity to enable intuitively. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to morph ultra-wirelessly. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "wireless". Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate courageously. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be mission-critical? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? We will inflate our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to iterate. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2B2C? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation.