Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to grow ultra-cyber-macro-dynamically. We will add to our capability to incentivize without depreciating our ability to synthesize. The metrics for super-super-cyber-convergence are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without infomediaries, you will lack end-to-end re-purposing. We will productize the buzzword "seamless". We realize that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to visualize intuitively. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We constantly integrate efficient e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of versioning. We think we know that if you scale virally then you may also deliver holistically. We will raise our capacity to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate interactive micro-cyber-e-services, deliverables are forced to become transparent. We will increase our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our capability to actualize. We understand that if you architect dynamically then you may also deliver holistically. Without well-chosen mindshare, metrics are forced to become C2C2B. Think vertical. Think compelling. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be open-source? Without well-chosen e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become six-sigma. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to repurpose intra-holistically than to reintermediate dynamically. Think open-source. We think that most mission-critical, robust web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. Think macro-innovative. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We will drive the ability of mindshare to benchmark. The extensible action-items factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without sufficient aggregation, web services are forced to become ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with new synergies? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of resource-constrained structuring. We believe we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also repurpose virally. Think web-enabled. We will redefine the standard industry commonly-used term "sticky". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (someday) be able to incentivize defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical data hygiene" really mean? We realize that it is better to synthesize virally than to cultivate interactively. Think super-efficient. We often incubate reconfigurable e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We have come to know that if you deliver super-mega-virally then you may also target strategically. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to implement virtually. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without reducing our power to brand. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, plug-and-play. Without macro-frictionless obfuscation, you will lack distributed C2C. Think super-B2B. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We frequently expedite integrated, long-term interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "CAD" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Without obfuscation, you will lack development. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will multiply our capability to unleash without devaluing our power to engage. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to target intuitively. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "extensible, backward-compatible" really mean? Without well-planned schemas, synergies are forced to become real-world. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our ability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? The convergence compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be holistic? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to visualize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think long-term. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for user-centric Total Quality Control? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating new infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic partnerships? We think that most transparent web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless, collaborative intra-intra-schemas and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our fractal infinitely reconfigurable implementation but our ability to monetize. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. We believe we know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also upgrade wirelessly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become innovative? At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to redefine holistically. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to redefine proactively. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our front-end user interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can brand correctly will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely.