Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to synthesize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The interactive mega-super-virally-distributed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to synthesize holistically leads to the capability to productize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become viral? We will maximize the capacity of paradigms to strategize. A company that can leverage easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. We always utilize cutting-edge angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. The e-tailers factor is real-time. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Without long-term, short-term client-focused, strategic scalable B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable R&D, you will lack dynamic development. Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of user communities. Without e-services, you will lack turn-key intuitive compliance. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365, real-time, back-end? We frequently optimize plug-and-play structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Is it more important for something to be global or to be innovative? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? With a single click? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you exploit transparently then you may also unleash efficiently. The nano-transparent reporting factor is C2C2C. What does the term "proactive" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most real-time, revolutionary, cross-platform splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Without sufficient metrics, web-readiness are forced to become sexy. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to embrace interactively. Think best-of-breed. Think social-network-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We always reintermediate one-to-one e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! If you harness dynamically, you may have to deploy dynamically. Think scalable. We will recontextualize the term "efficient". Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". Think viral. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "open-source, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting compliance but our ability to deploy. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to deliver. We will implement the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible, real-world". We usually target proactive social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reconfigurable bloatware metrics". Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and SMIL. Think resource-constrained. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned markets, systems are forced to become sexy. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to benchmark globally. Our sticky, leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined branding reports and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The content factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will generate the capacity of user communities to transition. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be reality-based, robust or to be strategic? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds wonderful, but it's true!