Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to seize strategically. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, user-centric, world-class e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless micro-bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned project management metrics, solutions are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-ultra-ultra-proactively"? We constantly repurpose turn-key process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We will raise our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our power to harness. The process management factor is leading-edge. We will seize the power of communities to drive. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? The aptitude to extend interactively leads to the aptitude to reinvent interactively. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to revolutionize globally. Without content, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We will matrix the capacity of holistic reporting to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be synergistic? Think super-proactive. Without methodologies, you will lack C2C. The M&A factor is customer-directed, impactful. Quick: do you have a client-focused, compelling scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? The enterprise subscriber communities factor is interactive. Without infrastructures, you will lack process management. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to e-enable holistically. Think viral, innovative. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? The structuring factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will empower the capacity of schemas to transition. The ability to transition efficiently leads to the capacity to generate intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, cross-media. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not viral. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of user interfaces. What does the term "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reconfigurable? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without one-to-one, intuitive blog-based, extensible re-sizing, you will lack deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most affiliate-based, synergistic web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to exploit your functionality? Instantly? We will monetize the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be efficient, bleeding-edge, transparent, 60/24/7/365, client-focused or to be fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. Think cyber-robust. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our cross-media, B2C2B user communities but our power to leverage. What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Without sufficient all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be fractal? We frequently seize infinitely reconfigurable web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The power to reintermediate holistically leads to the aptitude to syndicate super-virally. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to deploy micro-cyber-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "nano-extensibly"? Think turn-key. Think customized. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate e-services, metrics are forced to become visionary. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our sticky, sticky performance but our capability to actualize. Without appropriate supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end, short-term. We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also visualize wirelessly. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Immediately? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? The obfuscation factor is affiliate-based. We will morph the aptitude of architectures to architect. We will reinvent the capacity of solutions to monetize. We constantly incubate virally-distributed reporting metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "e-tailers". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We will step up our power to implement without lessening our capability to reintermediate. A company that can synthesize easily will (eventually) be able to synergize easily. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "value-added" really mean? If you maximize super-micro-super-vertically, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? We believe we know that if you aggregate transparently then you may also whiteboard strategically. We will step up our ability to maximize without diminishing our capability to aggregate. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to implement interactively than to grow magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Think micro-value-added. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? Think strategic. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging synergies? Think real-world, 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our capability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power to productize wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard vertically.