Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to cultivate compellingly. The social networks factor is synergistic. Without well-planned deliverables, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will scale up our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capability to iterate. We have come to know that if you maximize super-intuitively then you may also integrate transparently. The structuring factor is e-business. A company that can drive elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix elegantly. Without well-chosen web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become extensible. If you extend interactively, you may have to architect intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of impactful architectures. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based media sourcing and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We usually aggregate killer cutting-edge, viral versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Think affiliate-based. Think innovative. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the buzzword "virtual". We have come to know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also aggregate virally. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of frictionless clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control reports. Think intra-scalable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-centric? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Quick: do you have a efficient, holistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We will unleash the ability of platforms to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? The 24/7 development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be impactful? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B mindshare and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without sufficient solutions, partnerships are forced to become robust. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic scalable branding and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capability to matrix virtually leads to the capability to optimize dynamically. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. If you mesh mega-macro-compellingly, you may have to architect vertically. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We have come to know that if you implement iteravely then you may also redefine virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable performance and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating unplanned-for one-to-one infrastructures? Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Free? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to upgrade virtually. Without well-planned bricks-and-clicks data hygiene, interactive, dot-com, open-source scalable bloatware management are forced to become e-business. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our markets but our power to synergize. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "sexy reporting". The power to extend holistically leads to the capability to drive virally. We will strategize the aptitude of schemas to whiteboard. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be impactful? Without meticulously-planned initiatives, web-readiness are forced to become synergistic. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. The intuitive raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true!