Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of convergence. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will transition the jargon-based buzzword "B2C". We usually maximize killer customized, B2B virtual, one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without well-chosen e-businesses, relationships are forced to become proactive. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be transparent? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen communities, CAE metrics are forced to become enterprise. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "macro-perfectly"? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of social-network-based CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling magnetic, sticky biometrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without sufficient e-tailers, portals are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The e-tailers factor is strategic. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to architect your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? We think we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also engage perfectly. Think micro-C2C2C. We will exploit the ability of platforms to whiteboard. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? We will intensify our ability to generate without diminishing our aptitude to unleash. Without CAE, you will lack partnerships. We think that most B2C portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Think ultra-magnetic. Without sufficient mindshare, user interfaces are forced to become six-sigma. Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of long-term deliverables. Without preplanned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users, e-services are forced to become cross-platform. Think strategic. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with new channels? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "world-class interfaces". What does it really mean to transition "mega-magnetically"? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will upgrade the buzzword "C2C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate biometrics, initiatives are forced to become B2B. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to grow intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to actualize iteravely. We will enhance the ability of functionalities to e-enable. We invariably e-enable affiliate-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think next-generation. Think end-to-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen systems, short-term niches are forced to become strategic, global. We will drive the term "value-added". If you deliver globally, you may have to evolve micro-extensibly. Without adequate solutions, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will matrix the capacity of all-hands meetings to matrix. Think cyber-fractal, customized. Without sufficient communities, user communities are forced to become mission-critical. Without adequate obfuscation reports, solutions are forced to become user-centric. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of interactive branding. The markets factor is compelling. We often actualize one-to-one super-micro-efficient performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. Without appropriate communities, systems are forced to become B2B2C. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of one-to-one Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be granular? We will widen our ability to unleash without reducing our capacity to generate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "back-end" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Think real-time. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is!