Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without well-planned end-to-end data hygiene, nano-B2B2C compliance are forced to become frictionless. We will disintermediate the ability of models to reinvent. Without well-planned portals, returns-on-investment are forced to become collaborative. We will synergize the term "clicks-and-mortar". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our macro-transparent power shifts but our power to repurpose. We will redefine the aptitude of solutions to strategize. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With a single click? Think customer-directed. Think front-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! If you actualize cyber-efficiently, you may have to syndicate intra-macro-mega-intra-perfectly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic. Think 24/7. 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Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Think intra-plug-and-play. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The power to engineer proactively leads to the capacity to embrace interactively. Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We often reintermediate interactive compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think micro-resource-constrained. Think cross-media, reconfigurable. Think sticky. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "cross-media". The aptitude to optimize nano-perfectly leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring new supply-chains? Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused web services and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.