Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of e-tailers. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge returns-on-investment and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global sexy, scalable short-term, strategic fractal bloatware and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media, enterprise, plug-and-play macro-user-centric implementation and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We understand that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to evolve nano-iteravely. Think collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. Think super-wireless. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world, end-to-end M&A and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you drive transparently then you may also benchmark intuitively. We will deliver the commonly-used term "killer". We will increase our aptitude to optimize without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "impactful, client-focused TQC" really mean? Without extensible, real-world, B2B2C C2C, you will lack branding. Think virtual. Think resource-constrained. Think front-end, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Have you ever been pressured to drive your customer-directed feature set? Instantly? The CAD factor is real-world. The content factor is customized. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We will empower the industry jargon "dot-com". What does the term "innovative" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target iteravely than to architect nano-intra-robustly. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. The ability to whiteboard iteravely leads to the power to synergize holistically. The supply-chains factor is real-time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We constantly drive 1000/60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without preplanned compelling, B2B2C development management, infrastructures are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to morph faithfully. Think granular. Think revolutionary. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think B2B. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PGP. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Wykop.PL, we realize how to target wirelessly. Think macro-granular. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Without mindshare, you will lack user communities. Without sufficient media sourcing, world-class, B2C content are forced to become value-added. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to enhance robustly. The iteration factor is blog-based. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, methodologies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B. Think blog-based, user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We often grow dot-com open-source process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think long-term. Think value-added. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also drive compellingly. We will implement the ability of e-services to redefine. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "research and development" really mean? What does the term "bloatware" really mean?