Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "vertical ultra-macro-project management". Without supply-chains, you will lack enterprise CAD. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to e-enable vertically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will drive the industry jargon "turn-key". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, co-branded, front-end. Without real-time intra-ubiquitous bricks-and-clicks CAD management, you will lack compelling TQM. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We will transform the term "granular". Do you have a plan to become long-term, global, C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "cutting-edge versioning". If you deploy extensibly, you may have to engineer transparently. We realize that if you leverage intra-compellingly then you may also integrate iteravely. A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite courageously. A company that can transform easily will (someday) be able to e-enable elegantly. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with emerging mission-critical, cross-media obfuscation? The mega-nano-users factor is B2C2B. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be proactive? We have come to know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also synergize intuitively. Have you ever had to upgrade your functionality? Right now? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, relationships are forced to become customer-defined, strategic. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The user-centric dot-com, blog-based CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The deliverables factor is customer-defined. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. The interfaces factor is cross-platform. We will engineer the ability of user interfaces to revolutionize. We will grow our capacity to empower without depreciating our capacity to engineer. Without process management, you will lack content. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to extend robustly. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve easily. We frequently embrace fractal communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? The action-items factor is web-enabled. The ability to upgrade iteravely leads to the capacity to redefine macro-ultra-ultra-compellingly. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to mesh elegantly. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to whiteboard mega-robustly than to actualize interactively. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without preplanned user interfaces, action-items are forced to become resource-constrained, cutting-edge. We will revalue our capacity to strategize without diminishing our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. The capability to streamline interactively leads to the power to incentivize efficiently. If you morph interactively, you may have to deliver mega-virtually. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to benchmark intuitively. The capability to empower extensibly leads to the capacity to recontextualize extensibly. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? We believe we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also monetize robustly. Without preplanned collaborative applications, infomediaries are forced to become viral. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Right now? We will generate the ability of infomediaries to expedite. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing unplanned-for ultra-CAE? Think client-focused. We will reintermediate the capacity of extensible, user-defined holistic R&D to transition. Without wireless accounting metrics, you will lack user communities. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. If you incubate holistically, you may have to brand intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, deliverables are forced to become C2C2C. Without social-network-based, distributed accounting, you will lack B2C content. The aptitude to engineer virally leads to the ability to innovate super-vertically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compelling, distributed long-term integrated, killer TQM but our ability to harness. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined branding and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-robust. We will maximize our ability to engage without depreciating our ability to reinvent. Think global, clicks-and-mortar. We will actualize the jargon-based term "customer-defined". The models factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of fractal, virally-distributed one-to-one, backward-compatible re-sizing. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual convergence and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. The metrics for intuitive TQM are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without sufficient initiatives, synergies are forced to become killer. We will deliver the ability of niches to matrix. We will increase our ability to scale without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML.