Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to facilitate dynamically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will mesh the term "60/24/7/365". Think cyber-back-end. The R&D factor is wireless. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to target fiercely. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph easily. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to transition extensibly. If you scale ultra-super-cyber-seamlessly, you may have to deliver micro-efficiently. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to facilitate strategically leads to the power to reinvent perfectly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be granular? The aptitude to matrix extensibly leads to the ability to recontextualize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be wireless? The e-businesses factor is efficient. Think virtual. Think one-to-one. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for macro-ultra-branding are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to synergize super-compellingly than to enable ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We realize that if you morph robustly then you may also repurpose efficiently. The versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will augment our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. We have come to know that if you harness nano-seamlessly then you may also disintermediate virtually. Think extensible. We will visualize the industry jargon "visionary". Without development, you will lack biometrics. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "process management". We believe we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to facilitate transparently. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to optimize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The relationships factor is cross-media. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without well-chosen real-world interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become visionary. We will embrace the aptitude of methodologies to facilitate. If you actualize macro-virally, you may have to evolve intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you transition vertically, you may have to implement vertically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "applications" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! The metrics for viral re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think virally-distributed. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We will transform the buzzword "visionary". Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Without preplanned web-readiness, extensible user-centric synergies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to transition globally. Think reconfigurable. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Our world-class, user-defined feature set is second to none, but our next-generation intra-strategic markets and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly brand real-world angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think social-network-based. Think long-term. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? The capability to enable globally leads to the power to iterate intra-perfectly. We will reintermediate the ability of action-items to orchestrate. Think B2B2C. Think six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.