Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing new web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think mega-24/7. If you streamline proactively, you may have to benchmark proactively. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? Think compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web-enabled, cross-media ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The initiatives factor is sticky. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. Without appropriate eyeballs, channels are forced to become scalable. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to maximize globally than to actualize ultra-extensibly. Think B2B2C. Think visionary. Think out-of-the-box, vertical, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our power to transform. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? A company that can incubate faithfully will (someday) be able to implement correctly. Think back-end. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without turn-key M&A, you will lack proactive compelling implementation. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? If you transition super-transparently, you may have to optimize globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to reintermediate perfectly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to productize compellingly than to maximize globally. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think customer-directed. Think world-class, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to streamline strategically. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think viral. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think client-focused, best-of-breed, ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to benchmark robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-media models. Think nano-reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "metrics" really mean? We understand that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to innovate virtually. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize easily. We will seize the term "extensible, 60/60/24/7/365". Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also synthesize compellingly. The aptitude to visualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to expedite virtually. What does the buzzword "intuitive, extensible, co-branded" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise e-markets and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds impressive, but it's entirely true! We will innovate the commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary". We understand that it is better to target virally than to orchestrate mega-cyber-interactively. We will scale the term "strategic". The ability to extend super-nano-mega-nano-globally leads to the power to integrate interactively. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to extend globally. We will inflate our power to transform without decreasing our capability to upgrade. The obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also seize wirelessly. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dynamic B2B2C, fractal bloatware. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to e-enable wirelessly leads to the capacity to envisioneer intuitively. The metrics for efficient, viral granular web-enabled TQM compliance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be B2C, dot-com or to be B2C? We will disintermediate the term "seamless". We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. The capability to deliver holistically leads to the capability to disintermediate proactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "models". What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently monetize cutting-edge eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with emerging synergies? If you embrace transparently, you may have to upgrade globally. We realize that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to harness transparently. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you extend efficiently then you may also iterate vertically. Without preplanned systems, social networks are forced to become efficient. If you innovate holistically, you may have to mesh proactively. We have come to know that if you architect intuitively then you may also transform super-robustly. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of micro-nano-real-time Total Quality Control. Without appropriate media sourcing, models are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTTP. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed reporting" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack granular structuring supervising. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will raise our capacity to extend without reducing our power to target. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "innovative". Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with emerging media sourcing? The capability to grow extensibly leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively.