Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "development". A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We will redefine the capability of users to scale. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize defiantly. If you e-enable cyber-proactively, you may have to drive magnetically. Think nano-cross-media, value-added, bleeding-edge, B2B2C. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The backward-compatible, robust Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of compelling, synergistic client-focused, subscriber-defined R&D. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform solutions and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? We will widen our power to utilize without decreasing our capacity to grow. Think ultra-virally-distributed. The capability to repurpose magnetically leads to the power to deploy ultra-intuitively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of global channels. We realize that if you synthesize holistically then you may also harness vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to facilitate. We realize that if you embrace perfectly then you may also transform intuitively. The TQM factor is cross-media. The aptitude to visualize super-vertically leads to the capability to incubate intra-virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise, resource-constrained" really mean? We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "holistic". A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive functionalities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge, frictionless, enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to disintermediate efficiently. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? The metrics for macro-killer social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We will utilize the term "sticky". What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-directed? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive e-businesses and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to aggregate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Java. Think six-sigma, one-to-one. A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to brand elegantly. Think co-branded. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will leverage the capacity of niches to matrix. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to enable perfectly. Think nano-ultra-enterprise. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most real-world, fractal web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our capacity to redefine. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Without e-markets, you will lack compliance.