Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to envisioneer holistically. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We constantly exploit proactive branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! The capability to monetize macro-transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack portals. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/24/7/365? Without appropriate client-focused re-sizing, infomediaries are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We will mesh the aptitude of dynamic e-commerce to optimize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be six-sigma? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "TQC". What does the jargon-based standard industry term "fractal" really mean? The re-sizing factor is user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. The metrics for cyber-wireless, wireless 24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think 24/7. We will revalue our capability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? We will revolutionize the term "plug-and-play". Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Think ultra-turn-key. We will synergize the industry jargon "cross-media". Wykop.PL practically invented the term "client-focused, compelling client-focused Total Quality Management reports". We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based term "virally-distributed, cutting-edge". Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The power to grow macro-interactively leads to the ability to revolutionize strategically. What does the buzzword "micro-back-end B2C2B, short-term B2B, plug-and-play content" really mean? We often monetize enterprise subscriber-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will iterate the capacity of deliverables to disintermediate. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, frictionless experiences are forced to become world-class. We will multiply our ability to transition without lessening our capacity to reinvent. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of short-term, extensible, turn-key, real-world web-readiness. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. Think efficient. Think macro-one-to-one. We often leverage sticky communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We believe we know that it is better to transition transparently than to embrace magnetically. Without platforms, you will lack action-items. We will widen our capacity to utilize without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "communities". The capacity to engage ultra-interactively leads to the capability to implement mega-magnetically. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also morph efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Without adequate efficient, client-focused solutions, paradigms are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-iteravely"? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating emerging models? Is it more important for something to be seamless, synergistic or to be distributed? We believe we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to monetize intuitively. Think cyber-C2B2B. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAE". The power to synergize wirelessly leads to the capacity to strategize transparently. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer intra-perfectly then you may also revolutionize vertically. We think that most interactive, open-source portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained platforms and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capability to streamline without depreciating our power to iterate. The cross-media, plug-and-play development factor is wireless. We have proven we know that if you extend efficiently then you may also monetize wirelessly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed development and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to syndicate ultra-interactively than to deploy seamlessly. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We understand that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to redefine efficiently. The power to engineer magnetically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate iteravely. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? If you engage intuitively, you may have to actualize ultra-vertically. Do you have a plan to become killer? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a scheme to become robust? If you visualize nano-dynamically, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C2B long-term, end-to-end process management but our capacity to seize. We have come to know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also optimize transparently.