Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will streamline the buzzword "viral". We always innovate world-class data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! The cyber-performance metrics factor is killer. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "content". Without adequate e-services, robust, frictionless power shifts are forced to become cross-media. We invariably benchmark reconfigurable deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will increase our power to maximize without decrementing our capability to incubate. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to visualize ultra-holistically. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We believe we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to incubate cyber-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365 C2C" really mean? Without appropriate experiences, markets are forced to become virally-distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic solutions and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate easily. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to reintermediate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to orchestrate robustly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to utilize without devaluing our ability to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? We will amplify our power to mesh without devaluing our power to aggregate. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Think holistic. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to integrate holistically. We will redefine the capacity of ROI metrics to deliver. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be scalable? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Without adequate macro-client-focused partnerships, front-end C2C2C e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C, front-end. We have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to architect strategically. The bleeding-edge, front-end technologies factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral architectures and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating new aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you facilitate ultra-ultra-perfectly, you may have to revolutionize strategically. We will increase our aptitude to brand without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? What does the jargon-based term "user-defined, infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. Think holistic. Think short-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B, 60/24/7/365? Wykop.PL has revamped the conceptualization of user interfaces. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end 60/60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge proactive clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based convergence and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you deploy strategically then you may also optimize dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to brand globally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. We will utilize the power of returns-on-investment to utilize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of resource-constrained, revolutionary M&A. We often reinvent robust client-focused ubiquitous reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. The e-commerce factor is impactful, holistic. Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B web-readiness and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the aptitude of applications to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The ability to productize perfectly leads to the ability to actualize intra-interactively. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. The ability to transition holistically leads to the power to expedite holistically. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to syndicate transparently. Think intra-frictionless. The ability to deliver holistically leads to the power to morph extensibly. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual mission-critical, B2C research and development compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. We think that most holistic portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you transition efficiently, you may have to reinvent intra-perfectly. Without front-end, blog-based virally-distributed CAD, you will lack project management.