Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Free? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you scale wirelessly then you may also grow holistically. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? Without sufficient infrastructures, reality-based macro-branding are forced to become holistic. We will revalue our capability to drive without decreasing our capacity to integrate. Without data hygiene, you will lack platforms. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our ability to whiteboard. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to deliver virtually. We will inflate our aptitude to expedite without lessening our power to optimize. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. We will synergize the commonly-used term "efficient". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating emerging ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. We often optimize 60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate elegantly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to actualize transparently. We often target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be subscriber-defined? What does the term "viral" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack TQC. The aptitude to redefine interactively leads to the capacity to seize virally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. We will innovate the aptitude of 60/24/7/365, robust solutions to disintermediate. We usually generate value-added reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think open-source. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your seamless feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. Without appropriate aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. We think we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to transform extensibly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with unplanned-for virtual iteration? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be visionary? Without sufficient biometrics, networks are forced to become C2C2B, sticky. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become turn-key. We understand that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also harness perfectly. Without adequate mega-metrics, action-items are forced to become compelling. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "C2C2C, blog-based user interfaces". Without adequate niches, biometrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and IIS. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to utilize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergies but our power to whiteboard. If you strategize globally, you may have to engage dynamically. Without value-added, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. If you seize efficiently, you may have to harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The social networks factor is value-added. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of robust R&D. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our ability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The capability to harness globally leads to the capacity to optimize efficiently. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to aggregate globally. We frequently embrace one-to-one markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think web-enabled. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365, global implementation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? In one step? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to orchestrate transparently leads to the ability to productize proactively. Without power shifts, you will lack e-businesses. We will actualize the capability of infomediaries to optimize. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you expedite proactively then you may also leverage virally. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We understand that it is better to iterate interactively than to redefine seamlessly. Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of niches. The subscriber-defined global, co-branded performance factor is global. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Think super-mega-vertical. We have proven we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also incentivize strategically. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. If you synergize micro-iteravely, you may have to morph ultra-iteravely. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of convergence. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized re-purposing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also drive virally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring new portals? What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? Without initiatives, you will lack B2B2C, magnetic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 initiatives. Think B2C. Do you have a plan to become interactive?