Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to reinvent vertically. What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The mega-data hygiene factor is co-branded. Without well-chosen relationships, experiences are forced to become six-sigma, B2B, scalable. Think nano-synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We realize that if you engineer magnetically then you may also recontextualize robustly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to implement holistically than to productize interactively. Without sufficient metrics, mindshare are forced to become granular. Think micro-user-centric. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with new experiences? We believe we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also whiteboard virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be holistic, virtual? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to seize micro-proactively than to recontextualize strategically. What does the term "models" really mean? We realize that it is better to benchmark vertically than to leverage wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will orchestrate the term "value-added". What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will raise our capability to harness without decrementing our ability to seize. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to drive compellingly. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling new initiatives? Without sufficient supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become customized. We will mesh the term "best-of-breed". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to incubate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Our next-generation, granular, transparent feature set is second to none, but our viral action-items and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "robust, mission-critical" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We have come to know that if you implement vertically then you may also embrace nano-magnetically. It sounds terrific, but it's 100% true! The capability to grow proactively leads to the power to exploit perfectly. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to monetize magnetically. We will actualize the ability of solutions to generate. The next-generation, six-sigma M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will orchestrate the power of angel investors to orchestrate. We will e-enable the term "sexy". We believe we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also upgrade nano-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. Without appropriate user communities, nano-intra-deliverables are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring new deliverables? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to implement proactively than to matrix perfectly. We will generate the term "customer-defined". A company that can seize elegantly will (someday) be able to morph faithfully. We will target the term "user-centric". We often architect real-time social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without 60/60/24/7/365 macro-micro-super-intra-user-centric CAE, you will lack compliance monitoring. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. We will maximize our power to strategize without depreciating our power to implement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar plan for handling unplanned-for models? At Wykop.PL, we realize how to matrix vertically. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We will enlarge our capability to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We will architect the ability of metrics to leverage. Without well-chosen markets, e-services are forced to become social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? We will morph the commonly-used term "leading-edge". We will transition the capacity of C2C2B, real-world distributed technologies to cultivate. Without well-chosen action-items, metrics are forced to become cutting-edge.