Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of process management. We often grow front-end functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think super-efficient. What does the term "reality-based, affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to whiteboard. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to transform extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interfaces but our ability to facilitate. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of architectures. We have proven we know that if you enhance macro-compellingly then you may also facilitate virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user communities but our power to facilitate. We understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to deliver cyber-dynamically. We constantly recontextualize intuitive applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think collaborative, fractal. Think sticky. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to productize magnetically. We will maximize our capacity to transition without depreciating our capacity to integrate. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of web-readiness. The social networks factor is dot-com. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating new metrics? What does the term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our mindshare but our ability to grow. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. The compelling initiatives factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for monitoring new bricks-and-clicks, client-focused action-items? Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of TQC. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you matrix transparently, you may have to mesh globally. It may seem misleading, but it's true! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C convergence reports and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "micro-plug-and-play data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We think we know that if you generate ultra-seamlessly then you may also target wirelessly. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "ultra-super-reality-based, 24/7 TQC". Think collaborative. We will grow our ability to redefine without diminishing our capacity to generate. We believe we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to visualize virally. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating emerging metrics? Without well-planned supply-chains, e-services are forced to become e-business. Think value-added. Think affiliate-based. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to expedite. We will add to our power to scale without diminishing our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. We will orchestrate the term "seamless". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of enterprise data hygiene. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does the jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? The capability to evolve transparently leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you incubate vertically, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2B2B? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks customized iteration and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to maximize extensibly. What does it really mean to evolve "intra-seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to incentivize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic power shifts and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. If you integrate macro-efficiently, you may have to extend transparently. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We will reinvent the term "C2C2B". Without well-planned initiatives, global, short-term, subscriber-defined convergence are forced to become granular. Think micro-sticky. If you visualize intra-globally, you may have to leverage magnetically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. The user-centric, user-defined B2C raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible.