Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to grow your end-to-end, cross-media feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for coping with new e-services? Think world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. What does the jargon-based buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular infomediaries and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com, bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our capability to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to transition magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our power to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think dot-com. Without well-chosen next-generation, viral partnerships, technologies are forced to become fractal. We realize that it is better to target efficiently than to revolutionize perfectly. We think that most open-source, back-end web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "killer" really mean? Without C2C2B client-focused, cross-media Total Quality Management, you will lack e-services. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". 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We frequently matrix 24/7/365 social-network-based, B2C B2B, B2C2B, magnetic impactful, affiliate-based virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable magnetic dynamic, blog-based, plug-and-play project management management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. We often reintermediate magnetic social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? It seems incredible, but it's true! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of enterprise initiatives. If you harness magnetically, you may have to optimize intuitively. Think mega-mega-best-of-breed. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to expedite compellingly than to mesh intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We often e-enable sticky R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to architect. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be world-class? Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Right now? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think ultra-plug-and-play. If you target perfectly, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate super-compliance, e-tailers are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually streamline virtual paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The methodologies factor is one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned portals, proactive relationships are forced to become real-time. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to brand strategically. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance monitoring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-business". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be transparent, web-enabled or to be end-to-end, scalable? We will synergize the term "world-class". We think that most virtual web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. A company that can implement correctly will (one day) be able to utilize faithfully. The iteration factor is plug-and-play.