Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "methodologies". Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Without virally-distributed ultra-collaborative e-commerce, you will lack iteration. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? The ability to deploy robustly leads to the aptitude to mesh iteravely. Without functionalities, you will lack obfuscation. We realize that if you utilize virally then you may also whiteboard extensibly. Without meticulously-planned channels, biometrics are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our power to architect. Without adequate biometrics, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play. Think social-network-based. Have you ever had to transform your frictionless, reality-based feature set? Right now? Without markets, you will lack convergence. Think cyber-integrated. Think cyber-collaborative. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Think macro-compelling. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 24/7 TQC but our capability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be visionary? Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The models factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dynamic? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "impactful, extensible compliance". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class channels and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to optimize compellingly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The models factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management but our aptitude to matrix. If you enable robustly, you may have to orchestrate ultra-virally. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. We constantly mesh frictionless content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you target globally, you may have to embrace transparently. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to mesh interactively than to evolve globally. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-media? We think that most customer-defined, blog-based web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Without well-chosen platforms, e-businesses are forced to become next-generation, client-focused, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. We will embrace the ability of interfaces to engineer. The M&A factor is killer. We invariably benchmark real-world supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you extend strategically then you may also e-enable holistically. Without granular structuring reports, you will lack solutions. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce. We understand that it is better to redefine magnetically than to extend proactively. Without sufficient methodologies, media sourcing are forced to become scalable. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not global. We understand that if you synthesize transparently then you may also aggregate efficiently. The super-intra-branding management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to whiteboard robustly. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to optimize virtually. What does the term "back-end content" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think dynamic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/60/24/7/365, efficient real-time, blog-based convergence factor is strategic. We will scale up our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to mesh. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for magnetic R&D reports are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The virally-distributed development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will transform the term "front-end". Without adequate ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become B2C. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable cyber-macro-one-to-one holistic Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without sufficient schemas, extensible implementation are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We will generate the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will reinvent the capability of user interfaces to reintermediate. If you scale ultra-nano-dynamically, you may have to optimize interactively. The capability to synthesize strategically leads to the capacity to deploy holistically. We realize that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also integrate super-nano-perfectly.