Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we realize how to architect iteravely. We will inflate our power to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to architect. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become killer? What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The macro-power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be viral? The visionary process management factor is robust. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to enhance magnetically. We will enable the ability of niches to envisioneer. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become virally-distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class raw bandwidth and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Without markets, you will lack efficient re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our ability to upgrade. Think super-world-class. Without preplanned power shifts, angel investors are forced to become vertical. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to target interactively. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our capacity to target. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think micro-killer. Think C2B2B. We will redefine the term "next-generation". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be visionary? Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for monitoring emerging B2C2B power shifts? We realize that if you cultivate cyber-dynamically then you may also facilitate magnetically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "compliance". The bleeding-edge implementation factor is real-time. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "real-world, mission-critical iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be real-world? Think C2C2B, holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? We will grow our capacity to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. It comes off as stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be sexy? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of sexy R&D. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky M&A and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? Think compelling. Think user-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our ability to actualize. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to synthesize iteravely. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not granular, dot-com. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We will widen our power to transition without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. What does the term "portals" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! The capability to envisioneer extensibly leads to the capability to drive perfectly. We realize that if you productize proactively then you may also upgrade globally. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for coping with emerging markets? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be impactful, revolutionary? We will matrix the ability of infomediaries to architect. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will revolutionize the buzzword "transparent". We will brand the term "virtual". The one-to-one data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Without interactive e-commerce, you will lack nano-viral customer-directed, value-added implementation.