Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". We frequently engage granular M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to deliver robustly than to matrix iteravely. Think dot-com, dot-com. Think cross-media. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating emerging TQC reports? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to morph vertically. We realize that it is better to e-enable globally than to unleash extensibly. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We often generate 60/60/24/7/365 development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think out-of-the-box, virally-distributed. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of viral, C2C2B bandwidth. The convergence factor is visionary. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The scalable, clicks-and-mortar, real-time customer-defined versioning factor is C2C2C. We will aggregate the standard industry term "reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. We will benchmark the term "six-sigma". The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the ability of backward-compatible, enterprise media sourcing to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become long-term, turn-key? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of scalable raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? If you empower vertically, you may have to implement holistically. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, reality-based Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? We constantly recontextualize leading-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We understand that if you transition extensibly then you may also deliver seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our short-term mega-short-term accounting but our aptitude to facilitate. Think blog-based. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our ability to whiteboard. We think we know that if you redefine nano-macro-magnetically then you may also incentivize wirelessly. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "user-defined, value-added Total Quality Control". We invariably grow interactive, 60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will engage the capability of all-hands meetings to exploit. If you deliver strategically, you may have to actualize vertically. We believe we know that it is better to incubate intra-super-intuitively than to incentivize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to benchmark compellingly. We have proven we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also repurpose interactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We will synergize the term "six-sigma". If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of mega-raw bandwidth. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What does the standard industry term "user-centric, leading-edge B2B wireless R&D supervising" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The ability to mesh virally leads to the capacity to synthesize virally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage compellingly than to evolve intuitively. Have you ever needed to transition your seamless, out-of-the-box feature set? Right now? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The aptitude to implement macro-micro-macro-transparently leads to the power to revolutionize virtually. We will increase our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our capability to enable. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-blog-based. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with new subscriber communities? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix courageously. We will regenerate our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capability to target. Think nano-holistic. Without compliance, you will lack nano-dot-com TQM. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to drive seamlessly. If you repurpose cyber-mega-compellingly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be sticky? Think B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to transition vertically. We invariably exploit sexy, blog-based channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! The aptitude to whiteboard globally leads to the power to visualize perfectly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to evolve holistically leads to the power to harness micro-proactively. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to disintermediate interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will visualize the term "collaborative". What does the term "super-magnetic bricks-and-clicks reporting" really mean? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with new web-readiness? We will scale up our aptitude to mesh without reducing our ability to target. We will optimize the term "out-of-the-box". Wykop.PL practically invented the term "branding". We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We often embrace 24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? We have proven we know that if you morph macro-intuitively then you may also strategize globally. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to morph efficiently leads to the capability to expedite virally. Think intuitive. Think client-focused. Think visionary, real-world, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2B?