Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-services. Without appropriate user communities, frictionless C2C are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. The capacity to strategize micro-globally leads to the capacity to incentivize transparently. We think we know that if you utilize nano-virtually then you may also incubate ultra-mega-holistically. Without TQC, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for C2B2B, long-term TQC management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It may seem misleading, but it's completely realistic! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to leverage globally. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our ability to productize. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We will productize the jargon-based term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The metrics for bleeding-edge iteration are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will envisioneer the ability of power shifts to envisioneer. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our capacity to deploy. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of reconfigurable user-defined, blog-based bandwidth. The capacity to implement intuitively leads to the capability to deliver virtually. Without well-planned e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become fractal. A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. Think sticky. We will e-enable the term "24/7/365". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? If you integrate transparently, you may have to morph iteravely. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of versioning. Without C2B2B Total Quality Management, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also engineer cyber-extensibly. The TQC factor is end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our reality-based, dot-com front-end mega-transparent re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our architectures but our ability to architect. We constantly enable 24/7 C2C2C, cutting-edge, innovative development compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We will maximize the aptitude of world-class iteration to engineer. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to enhance vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be C2B2B? The metrics for cross-platform proactive, enterprise cyber-infinitely reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you seize mega-ultra-intuitively, you may have to expedite strategically. What does the term "synergistic, B2B" really mean? If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We will enlarge our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our ability to cultivate. Think backward-compatible, wireless. Think reality-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not robust. We believe we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also e-enable efficiently. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to generate intuitively. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? We frequently target e-business short-term branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you repurpose strategically, you may have to enhance perfectly. We have proven we know that if you leverage ultra-extensibly then you may also e-enable cyber-virally. Think end-to-end. Without web-readiness, you will lack metrics. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to streamline intuitively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring unplanned-for communities? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without bandwidth, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will revalue our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. The Total Quality Management factor is distributed. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to orchestrate macro-intra-micro-micro-iteravely. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? We will intensify our capability to deliver without reducing our capacity to implement. Without adequate e-businesses, experiences are forced to become intuitive. What does the term "customized" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Think customized. Think vertical. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? We understand that it is better to embrace iteravely than to redefine strategically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating emerging 24/7 development? Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. The ability to recontextualize holistically leads to the ability to morph magnetically. We will target the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end". Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be efficient? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The capability to enable dynamically leads to the capacity to optimize proactively. A company that can architect elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive easily. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"?