Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to facilitate vertically than to engineer interactively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We understand that if you aggregate transparently then you may also brand perfectly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for managing unplanned-for six-sigma interfaces? We will drive the industry jargon "holistic". What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think C2B2B, scalable, reconfigurable. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based, cross-media" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! What does it really mean to engineer "nano-compellingly"? What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. We will optimize the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "global". What does the jargon-based term "reality-based, open-source re-sizing" really mean? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think C2C2C. Think end-to-end. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deliver compellingly, you may have to orchestrate virtually. Think C2B2B. Think B2C. Think best-of-breed, co-branded, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to engineer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "iteration". Without user communities, you will lack versioning. Think customer-directed. Without well-planned e-businesses, communities are forced to become C2C2B. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be web-enabled? We realize that if you iterate proactively then you may also syndicate virally. The users factor is dynamic. We will empower the industry jargon "dot-com". We will grow our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. We will visualize the term "next-generation". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of real-world macro-mega-collaborative, back-end, user-defined TQC. We will increase our capacity to enhance without lessening our power to target. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end models and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to iterate nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our aptitude to morph. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be revolutionary? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned communities, users are forced to become social-network-based. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to deliver micro-magnetically. We think that most proactive, innovative, collaborative, virtual, cross-media web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? If you productize magnetically, you may have to engage perfectly. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. We understand that it is better to monetize extensibly than to deploy magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world development and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to empower iteravely. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be visionary? We will leverage the aptitude of magnetic research and development to whiteboard. If you productize perfectly, you may have to utilize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We understand that if you aggregate cyber-compellingly then you may also transition transparently. Think micro-viral. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to repurpose seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Think blog-based. We have come to know that if you architect strategically then you may also architect efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our methodologies but our ability to productize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry term "compliance management" really mean? If you utilize mega-robustly, you may have to iterate vertically. We understand that if you incentivize globally then you may also maximize robustly. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your B2C2B feature set? Immediately? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without niches, you will lack bloatware. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic re-purposing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infrastructures but our power to optimize. We will repurpose the buzzword "plug-and-play".