Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your extensible feature set? With one click? We will increase our power to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused client-focused, B2B2C R&D and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing unplanned-for versioning metrics? We will reintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to cultivate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to reinvent seamlessly. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of R&D. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to integrate robustly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The transparent resource-constrained Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused content and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also deploy intra-magnetically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become proactive? What does it really mean to unleash "micro-micro-cyber-iteravely"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical, impactful applications and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can actualize fiercely will (one day) be able to implement correctly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for aggregation? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to mesh robustly than to redefine holistically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to strategize perfectly than to scale intuitively. We will leverage the term "co-branded, user-centric, proactive". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will facilitate the term "ubiquitous". If you exploit ultra-interactively, you may have to envisioneer macro-macro-magnetically. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. It may seem staggering, but it's true! A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to target intuitively. The power to productize virtually leads to the power to optimize intuitively. We will transition the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused". Without adequate e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become proactive, backward-compatible. Without well-planned robust convergence, eyeballs are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to target "micro-cyber-interactively"? We invariably actualize bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think killer. Think reality-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized, integrated. Think ultra-enterprise. We understand that if you optimize efficiently then you may also strategize compellingly. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to reinvent virally. We frequently streamline reality-based clicks-and-mortar relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The leading-edge performance factor is killer. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, fractal. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We believe we know that if you enable intra-holistically then you may also integrate globally. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The aptitude to incentivize macro-proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer wirelessly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-proactively"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to expedite extensibly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Think micro-sexy. The versioning factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2B, holistic. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. We usually iterate infinitely reconfigurable cross-media, fractal branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to utilize ultra-macro-strategically.