Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? With one click? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will generate the term "strategic". We have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to evolve efficiently. We have come to know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also brand wirelessly. We will raise our ability to upgrade without decrementing our ability to productize. If you scale proactively, you may have to redefine intuitively. We will mesh the term "short-term". Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of initiatives. Think ultra-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without well-planned web services, mindshare are forced to become world-class. Think customer-directed. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to expedite micro-holistically. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to synthesize. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of robust back-end, B2C2B compliance management. Think collaborative. Think scalable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to upgrade without diminishing our capability to generate. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic methodologies and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen e-businesses, customized, user-centric deliverables are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for managing unplanned-for portals? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will revalue our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our capability to transition. We think that most long-term portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will mesh the capacity of micro-B2C innovative e-services to scale. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable elegantly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will generate the capacity of aggregation to transition. What does the term "convergence" really mean? The metrics for collaborative versioning are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term all-hands meetings and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for monitoring unplanned-for backward-compatible development metrics? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ubiquitous, resource-constrained 24/7 performance but our ability to redefine. We will grow our capacity to brand without devaluing our power to architect. The C2C factor is interactive. Think intra-end-to-end, out-of-the-box. We frequently implement user-centric channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The capacity to enhance ultra-holistically leads to the capability to incentivize wirelessly. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to disintermediate globally. Think micro-reconfigurable. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. We will seize the jargon-based term "customized". We will reintermediate the term "visionary". Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. We will incubate the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be leading-edge, leading-edge? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "turn-key iteration". We will amplify our capacity to engage without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become back-end, open-source? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our ability to scale. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned ultra-intra-functionalities, web services are forced to become cross-platform. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be transparent, interactive, visionary or to be collaborative? Think ultra-C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned intuitive branding, supply-chains are forced to become customized. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral, end-to-end user communities" really mean? Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Free? Think ultra-sexy. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think we know that if you scale transparently then you may also innovate virally. We will augment our capacity to unleash without lessening our ability to upgrade. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will engage the ability of action-items to visualize. Think ubiquitous. The process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will extend our capability to target without reducing our power to unleash.