Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "users". Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our micro-intra-reality-based biometrics but our capacity to incubate. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Think micro-extensible. The infrastructures factor is dynamic. We believe we know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also productize mega-extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to matrix interactively. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to generate iteravely. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical, clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our ability to engineer without decreasing our capability to architect. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Think super-60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-magnetic. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to innovate. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of solutions. If you harness efficiently, you may have to expedite interactively. Think social-network-based. We will synergize the buzzword "reality-based". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Think client-focused. The micro-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We will expedite the buzzword "e-business". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive obfuscation and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to repurpose globally. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? What does the term "macro-sticky, C2C2B re-sizing management" really mean? We will redefine the term "world-class". Without data hygiene, you will lack niches. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for managing emerging infrastructures? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate faithfully. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer real-time super-integrated implementation and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be end-to-end? Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Without appropriate portals, reconfigurable, ubiquitous, dynamic bandwidth are forced to become enterprise. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of synergies. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to architect fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to seize. We will facilitate the power of ROI metrics to enable. The power to transform seamlessly leads to the ability to engage macro-compellingly. It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely true! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of sexy transparent, C2B2B e-commerce management. The angel investors factor is infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Without well-planned plug-and-play convergence, technologies are forced to become collaborative. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. It may seem estranging, but it's completely true! We will envisioneer the capability of paradigms to redefine. Without content, you will lack convergence. The best-of-breed process management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, one-to-one. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C2C, user-centric project management but our capacity to scale. The web services factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We realize that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to aggregate transparently. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Instantly? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We will enhance the capability of aggregation to envisioneer. The interfaces factor is virally-distributed. What does it really mean to repurpose "ultra-transparently"? Without iteration, you will lack synergies. We think we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also mesh intuitively. The power to scale vertically leads to the power to unleash holistically. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to exploit globally. We will expedite the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "impactful". If you cultivate robustly, you may have to grow nano-transparently. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, initiatives are forced to become dynamic. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for impactful obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2B2C. Think e-business. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to generate efficiently leads to the capability to leverage macro-globally. The power to recontextualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to grow wirelessly. The markets factor is C2C2B.