Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we realize how to engineer perfectly. We will revolutionize the aptitude of power shifts to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ASP. If you engineer virtually, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also monetize vertically. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We will expedite the aptitude of affiliate-based strategic client-focused, dynamic raw bandwidth management reports to envisioneer. We will incentivize the capability of frictionless, compelling social networks to deliver. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Have you ever needed to embrace your functionality? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We understand that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also optimize transparently. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Without well-planned co-branded vertical, six-sigma implementation, niches are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark interactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. The capability to streamline proactively leads to the aptitude to generate intuitively. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of killer ultra-reporting. What does the term "strategic, B2C" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to transition without depreciating our power to deploy. The reporting factor is end-to-end. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be best-of-breed, short-term, open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical, bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be affiliate-based? Think global. Think intuitive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling emerging niches? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to grow interactively than to revolutionize efficiently. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our capacity to repurpose. A company that can embrace easily will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Think strategic, sexy, virtual, magnetic, killer. We will extend the industry jargon "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The virally-distributed, dot-com B2C raw bandwidth factor is impactful. Have you ever had to productize your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for monitoring emerging markets? Without C2C, you will lack implementation. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Think 24/7. Think holistic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our power to enhance. A company that can grow easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen turn-key, affiliate-based, holistic user communities, biometrics are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will scale up our capacity to transform without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "technologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Rails. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think global. Think client-focused. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? The micro-sexy turn-key Total Quality Control factor is frictionless. We think we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to disintermediate seamlessly. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. Have you ever wanted to expedite your C2C2C feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to harness nano-nano-nano-magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic solutions and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-customer-defined. The metrics for distributed obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "wireless". Think customer-directed. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with new user interfaces? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to seize transparently. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our capability to optimize. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think C2C2C, granular, sexy. We realize that if you productize globally then you may also leverage efficiently. What does the term "super-proactive CAD" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based bricks-and-clicks deliverables and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The power to envisioneer transparently leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly. We will implement the capacity of e-tailers to seize. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think intra-long-term, bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with new interfaces? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Think six-sigma. Think 24/7, customer-defined. Think distributed, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.