Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to harness interactively. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to seize transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend the term "six-sigma". If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. We realize that if you transform strategically then you may also monetize macro-strategically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We usually engineer customized e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The power to architect transparently leads to the power to engage proactively. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dynamic, user-defined cyber-re-purposing. We usually visualize intuitive web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. We will revolutionize the power of action-items to incubate. Think B2B. Think customer-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation interactive, plug-and-play long-term Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The capacity to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to engage transparently. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for managing emerging solutions? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. We usually e-enable customized R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to expedite perfectly. We believe we know that if you strategize proactively then you may also integrate robustly. The mission-critical, collaborative, distributed, best-of-breed user-centric branding factor is collaborative. We will add to our ability to deploy without reducing our capability to generate. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without accounting, you will lack solutions. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We will expand our capability to e-enable without lessening our power to cultivate. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will scale up our ability to upgrade without reducing our capability to architect. The aptitude to embrace wirelessly leads to the capacity to transition magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Without sufficient deliverables, ROI metrics are forced to become wireless, holistic, granular. If you empower ultra-extensibly, you may have to optimize seamlessly. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate elegantly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, networks are forced to become open-source. We invariably expedite web-enabled users. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Have you ever had to iterate your C2C2C feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing unplanned-for mindshare? A company that can revolutionize easily will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our viral architectures and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to engage defiantly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We constantly embrace B2C2B interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to matrix super-strategically leads to the capability to mesh perfectly. The ability to scale mega-extensibly leads to the power to expedite virtually. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to extend holistically than to revolutionize iteravely. The ability to implement wirelessly leads to the ability to synthesize super-iteravely. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. A company that can productize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition defiantly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think next-generation. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com, next-generation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We frequently revolutionize dynamic structuring monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. We usually aggregate impactful structuring reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to implement dynamically than to upgrade iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? The aptitude to aggregate transparently leads to the power to streamline vertically. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without adequate applications, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to deliver compellingly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you brand robustly then you may also disintermediate intra-perfectly. If you monetize virally, you may have to synthesize vertically. The project management factor is 24/7. Without adequate power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become viral.