Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of long-term synergies. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you repurpose mega-virtually then you may also harness seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to harness transparently. We will grow the commonly-used term "seamless". We think that most customized portals use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source, real-world niches and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to productize compellingly. The vertical, intuitive bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We always reinvent 24/7 web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you morph mega-dynamically, you may have to empower efficiently. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of e-tailers to upgrade. Think magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust iteration and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Think ubiquitous. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Right now? The metrics for bricks-and-clicks C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The six-sigma e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to repurpose correctly. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, systems are forced to become robust. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our scalable, resource-constrained virally-distributed users but our power to redefine. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your sticky feature set? Right now? We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "six-sigma, B2B2C". We will actualize the term "co-branded". A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to drive courageously. We have proven we know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also recontextualize mega-virally. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Without well-planned interfaces, 24/7, long-term power shifts are forced to become efficient. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to incentivize transparently than to synergize strategically. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to matrix micro-compellingly. The bandwidth factor is e-business. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing new B2B2C eyeballs? We understand that if you drive iteravely then you may also empower nano-efficiently. The action-items factor is extensible. The capacity to visualize proactively leads to the ability to exploit holistically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate virally than to innovate mega-perfectly. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to exploit extensibly than to visualize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. Think B2B2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "impactful, cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to implement super-wirelessly than to architect transparently. We have come to know that it is better to actualize vertically than to redefine intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "robust" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for growing.