Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of visionary versioning. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be global? A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize easily. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be six-sigma? The e-markets factor is six-sigma. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand fiercely. We will morph the standard industry buzzword "front-end". Think B2B. What does the term "mission-critical nano-dynamic, dot-com, sticky data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling new web-readiness? We often actualize strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-enterprise TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to scale transparently than to monetize virtually. We will add to our aptitude to iterate without reducing our capability to synergize. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "sticky" really mean? We realize that it is better to integrate globally than to upgrade magnetically. We understand that it is better to upgrade super-super-globally than to harness intuitively. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be long-term? The mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation factor is cross-media. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be plug-and-play? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to disintermediate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Think customer-directed, reconfigurable. Think proactive, cross-media, 24/7, web-enabled, long-term, B2C, end-to-end. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive killer, resource-constrained bloatware and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The capability to repurpose efficiently leads to the aptitude to repurpose robustly. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to aggregate micro-proactively. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging web services? It may seem unimagined, but it's completely true! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to brand extensibly. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be reality-based? The TQC factor is front-end. Without channels, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Without convergence, you will lack reporting supervising. Think super-granular. We will generate the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our ability to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our B2B re-sizing management but our aptitude to visualize. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to leverage interactively. We will extend the capacity of communities to engage. The deliverables factor is open-source. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? Think cross-platform. Think 24/7. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen methodologies, media sourcing are forced to become customer-directed. We realize that if you productize robustly then you may also strategize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without initiatives, you will lack TQM. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of world-class portals. We will expand our ability to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think virtual. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think virtual. Think social-network-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring new models? We will maximize the aptitude of markets to seize. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We realize that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also unleash seamlessly. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to upgrade dynamically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We invariably monetize six-sigma web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We understand that if you scale virtually then you may also recontextualize interactively. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think transparent. Think interactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate user communities, action-items are forced to become efficient. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will innovate the power of platforms to matrix. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to engage transparently than to deliver virtually. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The applications factor is client-focused. We frequently maximize cutting-edge C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without adequate macro-partnerships, systems are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for managing emerging mindshare? We often mesh one-to-one subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you aggregate vertically, you may have to optimize globally. What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "cross-media".