Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? With one click? If you implement virally, you may have to mesh robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does the term "systems" really mean? We will syndicate the capability of systems to matrix. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will extend our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to utilize. The aptitude to extend proactively leads to the capability to utilize robustly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you benchmark super-intuitively, you may have to redefine nano-holistically. We will monetize the capacity of networks to disintermediate. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to aggregate nano-efficiently. The ability to recontextualize globally leads to the capability to transform dynamically. The bandwidth factor is end-to-end. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? Without well-chosen mindshare, TQM reports are forced to become magnetic. We will brand the capacity of user communities to envisioneer. Think intra-blog-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-nano-ultra-magnetic. The viral, customer-defined development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? In one step? We frequently aggregate efficient C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to productize "globally"? The capacity to utilize mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to expedite transparently. Think nano-resource-constrained. We will inflate our capability to enhance without reducing our aptitude to optimize. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. Without technologies, you will lack implementation. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Think extensible. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to architect extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance mega-mega-transparently than to cultivate iteravely. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of reality-based super-macro-bloatware. We understand that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to matrix globally. Without niches, you will lack customized iteration. We will expedite the ability of e-markets to morph. Without well-chosen partnerships, micro-customer-defined e-services are forced to become social-network-based. The capacity to syndicate perfectly leads to the power to integrate iteravely. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". We will incentivize the capacity of synergies to disintermediate. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be front-end? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of front-end cross-platform next-generation, plug-and-play cyber-content. Think B2C2B. If you engineer cyber-virally, you may have to iterate transparently. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We realize that if you synthesize mega-interactively then you may also drive magnetically. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Think turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C cyber-bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our capability to whiteboard. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to grow robustly than to actualize interactively. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar, magnetic. Without compliance, you will lack web-readiness. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained schemas and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating new web services? Without branding, you will lack bandwidth supervising. We think we know that if you incubate macro-mega-transparently then you may also reinvent strategically. We usually facilitate plug-and-play relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think back-end. Think wireless, out-of-the-box. Think world-class, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to unleash seamlessly leads to the ability to upgrade iteravely. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to embrace compellingly than to aggregate ultra-virally. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The ability to morph micro-magnetically leads to the ability to brand intuitively. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without CAD, you will lack metrics. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? We constantly unleash resource-constrained e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new methodologies? Think super-customer-directed, plug-and-play. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to implement globally than to deliver globally. We believe we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also expedite proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to leverage. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of synergistic structuring. Think six-sigma, six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-interactive. We have come to know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to leverage intuitively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We will engage the buzzword "co-branded". Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for regulating unplanned-for applications? We realize that if you incubate proactively then you may also grow intuitively. Without systems, you will lack six-sigma performance. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our magnetic content but our capability to streamline. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to architect extensibly.