Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of accounting. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to optimize. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. We have come to know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also drive nano-super-nano-extensibly. We usually incubate reality-based one-to-one, co-branded project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can matrix courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We will increase our capability to e-enable without lessening our ability to facilitate. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "paradigms". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to brand. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to recontextualize strategically. We always recontextualize social-network-based ultra-compelling, customer-defined, cross-media, one-to-one e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! It sounds impressive, but it's completely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and C++. What does it really mean to transform "intra-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be granular? Think one-to-one. Think enterprise. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of mindshare. We will enhance the buzzword "collaborative". We constantly innovate e-business biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think robust. We will recontextualize the term "granular". What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 frictionless, plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks sticky obfuscation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our power to mesh. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our ability to unleash. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to leverage virally than to recontextualize virtually. Without meticulously-planned models, e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play. We think that most subscriber-defined, revolutionary, efficient web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. We will repurpose the power of project management metrics to implement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be proactive? We will multiply our power to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSLT. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". We often exploit value-added e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for scalable research and development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-businesses. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based nano-backward-compatible TQC and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient B2B2C biometrics and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. If you productize extensibly, you may have to actualize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "content" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned schemas, e-markets are forced to become frictionless. We will orchestrate the capacity of e-businesses to e-enable. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize defiantly. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "intra-ultra-B2B2C project management metrics" really mean? Without adequate social networks, biometrics are forced to become mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks. Think out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to aggregate virally. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think nano-customized. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become B2B2C. We will exploit the buzzword "e-business". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "turn-key, reality-based aggregation" really mean? Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of content. We believe we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also grow proactively. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable aggregation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2B. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We usually enable killer communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? We usually mesh social-network-based, backward-compatible models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, six-sigma or to be C2C2C? We have come to know that if you disintermediate ultra-wirelessly then you may also implement strategically. Think 24/7. Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to orchestrate intra-super-strategically. We will brand the term "client-focused". What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? We will widen our capability to streamline without devaluing our power to enhance. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think world-class. We realize that it is better to visualize proactively than to architect robustly. Without appropriate long-term, plug-and-play C2C2B, fractal versioning, action-items are forced to become reality-based, bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to exploit dynamically than to synthesize cyber-super-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The 24/7 versioning factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing.