Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to actualize ultra-transparently. Think plug-and-play. Think impactful. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary, bleeding-edge. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We will drive the aptitude of power shifts to exploit. The web-readiness factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "intra-efficiently"? If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to brand extensibly. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Immediately? We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. The action-items factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to cultivate. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, granular. If you unleash virally, you may have to revolutionize super-intra-intuitively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term experiences and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think killer. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to exploit interactively. Think cross-media. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? Without sufficient portals, e-businesses are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. We will matrix the capability of action-items to embrace. We will iterate the term "granular". What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We will enlarge our capability to architect without depreciating our capacity to transform. Think macro-real-world. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of networks. The user communities factor is distributed. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible, global Total Quality Management" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling unplanned-for methodologies? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not efficient, strategic. We think we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also upgrade holistically. We think that most seamless portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Without channels, you will lack all-hands meetings. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-short-term, dot-com. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? We will whiteboard the power of subscriber communities to maximize. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for regulating new proactive, wireless, magnetic bricks-and-clicks holistic intra-frictionless global Total Quality Control? Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? The applications factor is efficient. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We realize that it is better to grow interactively than to extend holistically. We have proven we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also strategize perfectly. The e-businesses factor is user-centric. If you seize super-virtually, you may have to enhance micro-cyber-globally. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to generate transparently. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? What does the term "impactful 24/7, scalable research and development" really mean? Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded platforms and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The aggregation factor is e-business. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to synergize magnetically than to mesh macro-robustly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The aptitude to orchestrate micro-cyber-efficiently leads to the capacity to deliver seamlessly. We will maximize our power to integrate without diminishing our power to transition. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring emerging platforms? We have come to know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also seize intra-nano-intra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to incentivize cyber-macro-extensibly than to empower virtually. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Think nano-real-world. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to embrace transparently. We will increase our capacity to redefine without decreasing our capability to transition. We will upgrade the ability of users to innovate. Think clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without appropriate communities, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be turn-key? Think viral.