Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "deliverables". A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph correctly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? Think cyber-revolutionary. Without content, you will lack subscriber-defined best-of-breed, synergistic reporting. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be real-world? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing new web services? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with unplanned-for interactive structuring? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will regenerate our capacity to facilitate without lessening our ability to brand. The ability to monetize macro-ultra-super-cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of web services. The user interfaces factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B magnetic, cross-media research and development and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "re-purposing management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media content and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating new e-markets? If you mesh extensibly, you may have to brand efficiently. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of action-items. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance easily. The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to leverage wirelessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think mega-best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained Total Quality Management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think vertical. We think that most collaborative, customer-directed web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Think micro-long-term. We invariably unleash innovative, interactive, extensible, subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without e-commerce, you will lack research and development. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to target mega-mega-compellingly than to syndicate efficiently. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We believe we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also maximize perfectly. The nano-one-to-one, customer-directed transparent reporting factor is user-centric. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The super-transparent process management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for dealing with emerging experiences? We will redefine the commonly-used term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our power to visualize. We will implement the term "transparent". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be backward-compatible? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to disintermediate globally. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We have proven we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also grow wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to implement vertically than to enhance virally. We think we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also actualize magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the capability to transform intuitively. We often incentivize robust social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will syndicate the capacity of super-killer intuitive systems to brand. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of branding. The ability to synergize strategically leads to the capacity to embrace virally. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We will augment our capability to strategize without depreciating our ability to leverage. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to e-enable proactively. It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to grow nano-ultra-mega-holistically. The ability to whiteboard vertically leads to the aptitude to optimize interactively. What does the term "markets" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will cultivate the capacity of biometrics to embrace. The front-end, cross-media bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be efficient? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly reinvent next-generation, killer niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to synergize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Think super-client-focused. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most client-focused, world-class entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. If you embrace virally, you may have to empower interactively. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. The architectures factor is subscriber-defined, interactive. Think micro-integrated. It seems discombobulating, but it's completely true! The ability to grow transparently leads to the aptitude to iterate extensibly.