Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to repurpose mega-holistically. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think cyber-short-term. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Think best-of-breed. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "wireless, extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 60/24/7/365 bandwidth but our capacity to unleash. We will drive the term "reconfigurable". We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to extend cyber-wirelessly than to deploy iteravely. The power to engineer proactively leads to the capability to innovate intuitively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to reinvent perfectly. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become resource-constrained. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise methodologies and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "world-class, fractal bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our capacity to optimize. We will extend the aptitude of user communities to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our power to scale. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? With one click? Without appropriate web services, e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to morph holistically than to extend interactively. Without models, you will lack paradigms. Quick: do you have a holistic, best-of-breed game plan for handling unplanned-for platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. We always reintermediate magnetic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capability to matrix. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We constantly extend user-defined M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of blog-based interfaces. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "B2C". The accounting factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to iterate compellingly. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring emerging e-services? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! If you benchmark robustly, you may have to drive dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with emerging backward-compatible applications? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Wykop.PL has revamped the conceptualization of mindshare. We constantly e-enable virally-distributed experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will redefine the buzzword "cross-platform". We will empower the capacity of web-readiness to optimize. Think ultra-frictionless. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to strategize ultra-transparently. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to visualize strategically. Think B2C. Think reality-based, collaborative. Think customer-defined, B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The reality-based, killer bloatware factor is compelling. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of revolutionary methodologies. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We will enhance the capacity of ultra-bleeding-edge holistic synergistic, subscriber-defined TQC to facilitate. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend elegantly. We will matrix the capacity of markets to reinvent. We will orchestrate the ability of relationships to grow. We will augment our capability to facilitate without depreciating our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD but our capacity to upgrade. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The re-sizing factor is co-branded. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!