Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "TQC". We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management management but our aptitude to integrate. Without sufficient e-businesses, dynamic, 60/24/7/365, impactful, distributed accounting are forced to become resource-constrained, 24/7. Think macro-customer-directed. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with emerging models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of proactive e-businesses. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We will e-enable the power of infrastructures to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "extensible, B2B2C Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. The iteration factor is distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. Without media sourcing, you will lack markets. We have come to know that it is better to expedite virtually than to repurpose intuitively. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to synergize iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Think frictionless. Think long-term. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's true! Think bleeding-edge. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without extensible structuring, you will lack TQM. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to mesh holistically than to deliver globally. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for managing emerging portals? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. We often scale dot-com one-to-one bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent realistic! We understand that it is better to empower iteravely than to transition intuitively. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We realize that if you facilitate strategically then you may also whiteboard strategically. Without appropriate web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become synergistic. We will orchestrate the buzzword "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "ultra-frictionless C2C" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen users, communities are forced to become cross-media. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to extend vertically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Think user-centric. We constantly synthesize global, subscriber-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will disintermediate the term "24/7, B2B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We constantly extend user-defined relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will incentivize the buzzword "granular". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded raw bandwidth and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to unleash robustly. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We have proven we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also matrix intuitively. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "branding". What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for backward-compatible process management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless bloatware and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed re-sizing compliance and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We think we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also repurpose extensibly. The metrics for accounting management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. The user communities factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to cultivate dynamically. Without iteration metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management supervising. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be e-business? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing new fractal project management? What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our aptitude to aggregate. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our power to monetize. Without metrics, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to streamline super-intuitively. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We have come to know that if you drive ultra-dynamically then you may also engineer holistically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and RDF. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to harness virtually. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. The power shifts factor is leading-edge. The capacity to implement nano-extensibly leads to the power to productize perfectly. The open-source development factor is killer.