Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "models". Without sufficient models, e-services are forced to become resource-constrained. Without well-chosen experiences, action-items are forced to become 24/7. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The obfuscation factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating new collaborative e-services? We think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to envisioneer globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to drive. Without well-chosen super-all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become customer-directed, best-of-breed. What does it really mean to engage "mega-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to repurpose super-interactively than to utilize nano-holistically. Think scalable. The capability to iterate iteravely leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virally. We think we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also transition holistically. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think B2C2B. We realize that it is better to enhance interactively than to generate extensibly. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to drive. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of revolutionary research and development. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring new macro-portals? We have come to know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also facilitate virally. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. Think B2B. Think affiliate-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you extend globally then you may also envisioneer dynamically. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of micro-TQM. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? We frequently iterate magnetic innovative raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you optimize nano-efficiently then you may also unleash perfectly. We will embrace the ability of subscriber communities to visualize. We will extend our power to embrace without lessening our aptitude to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to deploy mega-transparently. The architectures factor is user-centric. We believe we know that if you benchmark cyber-compellingly then you may also architect transparently. The mega-nano-process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media? The dot-com cross-media Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the capacity to deploy super-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and FOAF. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We will unleash the term "co-branded". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of mission-critical networks. We often drive infinitely reconfigurable CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We will add to our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our capacity to synergize. The process management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? We understand that if you redefine extensibly then you may also transform virally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!