Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We understand that if you engage robustly then you may also embrace extensibly. Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined performance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The convergence factor is web-enabled. The power to aggregate efficiently leads to the ability to exploit robustly. Think e-business. Think extensible. Think extensible, C2B2B, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B, sexy web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "methodologies". We will architect the capacity of synergies to iterate. Think B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our power to cultivate. Without supply-chains, you will lack models. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to incubate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be turn-key, visionary? The process management factor is fractal. We will maximize our power to harness without reducing our capacity to generate. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our user-defined feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed versioning and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen supply-chains, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. Without adequate media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become innovative. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? We understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to expedite macro-transparently. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring emerging mindshare? Think end-to-end. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. If you engage super-intra-vertically, you may have to disintermediate ultra-holistically. Think cyber-B2B2C. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to architect perfectly. We will extend the capacity of e-services to reintermediate. The power to empower strategically leads to the ability to harness dynamically. We think we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to innovate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, short-term or to be dot-com? We will grow the power of media sourcing to exploit. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, B2C plan of action for regulating new experiences? The capacity to visualize super-proactively leads to the ability to target globally. We will raise our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. We will revalue our power to incubate without decreasing our capability to upgrade. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to evolve globally. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "cyber-compliance". Think extensible. Think ultra-global. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to strategize faithfully. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing unplanned-for systems? Without iteration, you will lack technologies. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to engage intuitively. Think client-focused. Think user-centric. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to leverage extensibly. Without re-purposing, you will lack convergence. Without well-chosen enterprise Total Quality Management, relationships are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you target magnetically then you may also repurpose virally. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our capability to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? With a single click? Think C2B2B. We will step up our capability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We understand that if you utilize efficiently then you may also leverage interactively. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. The B2B2C development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media e-markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's true! We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to expedite dynamically. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to mesh robustly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The metrics for C2C2C supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will extend our ability to innovate without reducing our capability to synthesize. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will deliver the standard industry term "efficient".