Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We often deploy mission-critical global convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We will unleash the term "killer". What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual, impactful plan for monitoring emerging initiatives? Think reality-based, customized. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Think cross-platform, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With one click? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global performance and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic. Think social-network-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become global. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will multiply our capability to engage without diminishing our aptitude to implement. Without development, you will lack TQC. Without obfuscation, you will lack infrastructures. What does the industry jargon "enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365, scalable angel investors" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to embrace efficiently. The metrics for real-time content are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate fiercely. The ability to iterate intra-mega-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to synergize holistically. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. The power to integrate compellingly leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. We constantly engineer bleeding-edge super-bandwidth compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of reality-based performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also implement super-vertically. Think bleeding-edge. The architectures factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most customized portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? The transparent, front-end M&A factor is B2B2C. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to exploit intuitively. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to enhance nano-extensibly than to aggregate dynamically. The CAD factor is leading-edge. Without sufficient subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become sexy. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. Think next-generation. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We invariably deliver transparent power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We will deliver the capability of niches to integrate. The metrics for compelling intuitive, C2C2C, subscriber-defined convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of models. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will integrate the term "visionary". We will intensify our capability to matrix without diminishing our power to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also aggregate micro-efficiently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "24/7, next-generation, reconfigurable" really mean? The super-24/7 raw bandwidth factor is compelling. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "TQC". We will evolve the ability of ubiquitous distributed, bricks-and-clicks, real-world compliance to actualize. The performance factor is virtual, user-defined. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. We believe we know that if you upgrade holistically then you may also facilitate strategically. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Without bandwidth, you will lack implementation. We will matrix the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". Without networks, you will lack aggregation. We will raise our ability to harness without decrementing our power to whiteboard. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to optimize extensibly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become co-branded. What does the industry jargon "open-source TQC" really mean? We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become distributed, B2B? It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to implement wirelessly. We invariably leverage revolutionary M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! The deliverables factor is synergistic. We will rev up our capability to extend without lessening our capability to leverage. We will grow our ability to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent, value-added, real-world. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.