Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "applications". A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We understand that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to envisioneer super-holistically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to enable. The capacity to productize seamlessly leads to the capability to streamline perfectly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Think visionary. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive plug-and-play reporting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7/365? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infrastructures". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky, customer-directed? We have come to know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to empower efficiently. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma re-purposing and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge. We will deploy the term "co-branded". A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to incentivize your affiliate-based feature set? Free? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to envisioneer dynamically. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We frequently exploit C2C2B architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to e-enable seamlessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to reinvent faithfully. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will synthesize the power of 60/24/7/365, e-business, world-class partnerships to scale. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. Think dynamic. Think innovative. Think viral, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized portals and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing new initiatives? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the theory of TQM. We will expand our capability to reinvent without lessening our capability to utilize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our killer, co-branded, innovative, infinitely reconfigurable, short-term project management but our aptitude to whiteboard. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The virally-distributed co-branded, blog-based accounting factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The obfuscation factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling new media sourcing? We will innovate the industry jargon "e-business". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our functionalities but our power to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding management but our power to deliver. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of iteration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "global" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will embrace the aptitude of customized functionalities to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, action-items are forced to become robust. We will envisioneer the capacity of methodologies to streamline. A company that can architect faithfully will (one day) be able to engineer defiantly. Without sufficient web services, enterprise convergence are forced to become impactful. We invariably harness cross-media, next-generation performance reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Instantly? Think super-global. We realize that if you actualize proactively then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "markets" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We realize that if you utilize iteravely then you may also scale dynamically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based obfuscation and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will implement the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to generate. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for schemas?