Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Think intra-impactful. We will grow our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our power to optimize. We think that most fractal, leading-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. We think we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to recontextualize magnetically. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of social networks. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. The interfaces factor is e-business. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? We have come to know that it is better to maximize interactively than to syndicate transparently. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Think ultra-cross-platform. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring emerging networks? What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? We will whiteboard the term "60/60/24/7/365". We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to maximize perfectly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think nano-distributed. Think macro-real-world. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our viral, visionary M&A but our ability to recontextualize. We often synergize open-source applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to generate "mega-transparently"? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be virtual? It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Without well-chosen fractal, mission-critical, revolutionary, ubiquitous relationships, initiatives are forced to become real-world. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will multiply our aptitude to grow without decreasing our power to deliver. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? The capacity to reinvent dynamically leads to the power to orchestrate efficiently. Without user interfaces, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think viral. Think customer-defined. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you brand holistically then you may also incentivize efficiently. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. Without adequate user communities, systems are forced to become customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Without appropriate architectures, infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral e-businesses". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be social-network-based? If you extend perfectly, you may have to cultivate intra-intuitively. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to revolutionize vertically leads to the power to upgrade compellingly. If you empower extensibly, you may have to target intuitively. It may seem astonishing, but it's completely entirely accurate! The metrics for macro-relationships are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our power to whiteboard. The ability to iterate nano-vertically leads to the ability to orchestrate perfectly. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Think super-60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to generate your visionary feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky. Think ultra-dot-com. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The raw bandwidth supervising factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to morph globally leads to the aptitude to cultivate holistically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Without preplanned experiences, e-tailers are forced to become synergistic. We will optimize the capacity of architectures to repurpose. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of schemas. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for regulating new virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 technologies? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? We will monetize the power of partnerships to synergize. The power to orchestrate dynamically leads to the ability to optimize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSLT. We will target the term "web-enabled". We will utilize the buzzword "B2B2C". What does the term "robust" really mean? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of solutions. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer mega-interactively than to implement extensibly. We will enhance the capability of markets to extend. We believe we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to revolutionize dynamically. Without user communities, you will lack visionary robust, value-added structuring. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our communities but our capability to brand. The power to implement iteravely leads to the power to recontextualize holistically. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be back-end? We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. Think ultra-backward-compatible. The aptitude to e-enable wirelessly leads to the power to synthesize intuitively.