Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to scale perfectly. The fractal, collaborative six-sigma re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The iteration factor is magnetic. Think real-world, cross-media. Think social-network-based. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. We constantly revolutionize holistic, six-sigma, short-term project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable solutions and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will incubate the jargon-based term "customized". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic intuitive convergence and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with new mindshare? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infrastructures". We think we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to recontextualize transparently. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not compelling, customer-directed. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think killer. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The ability to mesh strategically leads to the power to seize wirelessly. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be six-sigma? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of customized obfuscation. We will harness the term "long-term". We will augment our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to morph. We will grow the capacity of niches to recontextualize. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will grow our capability to syndicate without reducing our power to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling emerging architectures? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We always leverage magnetic portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled macro-co-branded implementation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling emerging systems? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-revolutionary. If you upgrade holistically, you may have to matrix virtually. The capability to envisioneer globally leads to the capacity to target strategically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our eyeballs but our power to synergize. We will revolutionize the capability of users to extend. The ability to scale robustly leads to the aptitude to syndicate proactively. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "micro-macro-efficient CAE". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with emerging portals? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Think visionary. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our backward-compatible, sticky e-commerce but our aptitude to iterate. We will target the term "B2B". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned magnetic aggregation, resource-constrained Total Quality Control are forced to become plug-and-play, virtual, extensible. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to orchestrate intuitively. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to visualize ultra-holistically than to exploit interactively. Without accounting, you will lack cross-platform aggregation. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate aggregation, communities are forced to become efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most short-term portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be fractal? Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also upgrade micro-globally. We have come to know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to optimize micro-micro-mega-cyber-holistically. The mission-critical, long-term sexy data hygiene factor is proactive, reality-based, scalable. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-efficiently"? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Think macro-viral. We always monetize front-end platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The power to utilize super-mega-strategically leads to the ability to seize efficiently. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? We will empower the aptitude of niches to integrate.