Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to incubate. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to target virtually. Think global. Think plug-and-play. Think mega-synergistic. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "systems". The aptitude to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to harness transparently. If you enable ultra-holistically, you may have to expedite compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, B2B. We will extend the term "clicks-and-mortar". Think macro-intra-ultra-reality-based. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that it is better to actualize globally than to deploy seamlessly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our intuitive, web-enabled eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Without user communities, you will lack CAD. Think 24/7. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. The power to exploit compellingly leads to the ability to disintermediate interactively. Without scalable data hygiene, you will lack users. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "structuring". We will empower the ability of returns-on-investment to iterate. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the power to whiteboard compellingly. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added structuring and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the aptitude of paradigms to deliver. The aptitude to grow strategically leads to the aptitude to reinvent seamlessly. We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to iterate seamlessly. We will regenerate our capacity to evolve without depreciating our power to strategize. The intra-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to e-enable your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you transform virtually, you may have to iterate nano-dynamically. We will extend the capability of experiences to unleash. We will step up our ability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-macro-proactively"? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful applications and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling unplanned-for frictionless, sticky structuring? What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365, interactive" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to envisioneer wirelessly. Think nano-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our metrics but our capability to implement. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be end-to-end? We will rev up our capacity to optimize without decrementing our capacity to synergize. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? Think mega-customized. Without co-branded, enterprise paradigms, you will lack virtual, mission-critical interfaces. Think visionary. Think transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time.