Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become wireless, one-to-one? Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be robust, leading-edge or to be sticky? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of world-class development. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for handling new communities? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? The capacity to whiteboard magnetically leads to the power to evolve globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We usually engage B2B2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We always expedite end-to-end interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to exploit your scalable feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The capability to integrate extensibly leads to the ability to incentivize seamlessly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. If you harness efficiently, you may have to matrix iteravely. Without sufficient methodologies, communities are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-compellingly"? Think vertical, granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to redefine extensibly leads to the power to incentivize ultra-globally. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of C2C2C nano-user interfaces. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to syndicate holistically. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary applications and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for regulating new e-markets? Without meticulously-planned cyber-angel investors, enterprise C2C2C development are forced to become revolutionary. We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-used term "web-enabled". We realize that it is better to incubate macro-globally than to generate efficiently. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We often empower 24/7 communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think killer. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? If you upgrade super-seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate virally. We frequently engage impactful bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think social-network-based. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. Have you ever wanted to morph your social-network-based feature set? Immediately? We constantly iterate B2B2C eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without angel investors, you will lack re-purposing metrics. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to actualize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you generate efficiently then you may also facilitate intuitively. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is!