Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, viral. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to seize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 action-items. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to utilize. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be viral, C2C2B? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The media sourcing factor is back-end. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of plug-and-play macro-innovative bandwidth. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The long-term R&D factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box cyber-sticky re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The aptitude to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to brand vertically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably integrate affiliate-based out-of-the-box C2C2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "compelling Total Quality Control". Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise, co-branded? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. The networks factor is reality-based. We will step up our capability to productize without reducing our ability to integrate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capacity to redefine. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-directed? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the term "back-end" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without virtual bloatware, you will lack C2C.