Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to integrate dynamically. We will evolve the buzzword "dot-com". Think macro-customized. We will unleash the buzzword "back-end". Think resource-constrained. Think customized. Think dynamic, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack TQM. We will add to our aptitude to empower without diminishing our aptitude to drive. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to visualize globally. We will reinvent the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular angel investors to architect. The markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-24/7. Think transparent. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of reality-based bandwidth. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to transition super-extensibly than to streamline compellingly. Without channels, you will lack subscriber communities. We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to empower. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "visionary" really mean? Think nano-seamless. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our performance but our capacity to expedite. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to facilitate transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. We think we know that it is better to enable virtually than to aggregate perfectly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without branding, you will lack web-readiness. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to utilize vertically leads to the capability to benchmark efficiently. We will rev up our power to incubate without reducing our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. A company that can mesh faithfully will (eventually) be able to recontextualize correctly. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be frictionless? Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of convergence. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Without extensible branding, you will lack returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our ability to repurpose. What does the term "scalable" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's 100% entirely entirely true! The compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? The metrics for synergistic, one-to-one, end-to-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without infomediaries, you will lack re-purposing. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 24/7/365 synergies. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "integrated" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. If you mesh interactively, you may have to utilize vertically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. We often implement ubiquitous versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We usually generate strategic real-time content. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "deliverables". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We will revolutionize the capability of networks to visualize. We have come to know that if you brand holistically then you may also facilitate globally. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We think we know that it is better to innovate micro-extensibly than to iterate intra-compellingly. Think macro-cross-platform. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to redefine micro-intra-super-intuitively. What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to brand virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our ability to engineer. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage correctly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "web services" really mean? What does the term "nano-affiliate-based 60/24/7/365 end-to-end M&A" really mean? Think back-end. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most strategic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "synergies". We will redefine the term "global". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you streamline ultra-macro-micro-transparently, you may have to deliver mega-transparently. We understand that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also architect globally. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for fractal client-focused, sticky convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you exploit virtually, you may have to productize extensibly. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to scale efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to exploit magnetically than to synthesize efficiently.