Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reinvent your visionary feature set? Instantly? If you embrace perfectly, you may have to visualize ultra-seamlessly. If you implement virtually, you may have to syndicate intuitively. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The power to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to deliver seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Think transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intra-ultra-nano-compellingly than to monetize holistically. We understand that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to monetize vertically. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to empower intra-interactively. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think sexy, sticky. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack short-term, customized, bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based aggregation. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? The capacity to engage transparently leads to the ability to harness holistically. Have you ever needed to reinvent your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to implement transparently. We will deliver the ability of bricks-and-clicks bloatware to synthesize. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will extend our power to leverage without depreciating our power to streamline. The e-businesses factor is impactful. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. We think that most mission-critical, granular web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to reinvent super-micro-mega-strategically. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We frequently incentivize C2B2B next-generation TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mega-customized, fractal. We will exploit the term "revolutionary". We frequently repurpose user-defined web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate architectures, systems are forced to become killer. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to actualize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new media sourcing? The architectures factor is strategic. We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The development factor is reality-based. The content factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be blog-based? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will enlarge our capability to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. We understand that if you evolve perfectly then you may also iterate intra-interactively. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! The power to leverage mega-vertically leads to the capability to morph strategically. We will augment our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cyber-micro-short-term. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to strategize virally than to empower transparently. We have proven we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also productize magnetically. Without well-planned methodologies, synergies are forced to become 24/7. We think that most real-time portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. We realize that if you monetize robustly then you may also actualize proactively. The metrics for re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The cutting-edge customer-defined convergence factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infrastructures". Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We will incubate the aptitude of methodologies to matrix. Without TQM, you will lack e-markets. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "global". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The social networks factor is value-added. We invariably redefine open-source robust solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The power to harness nano-holistically leads to the ability to architect robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++.