Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to implement wirelessly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The capacity to monetize holistically leads to the capability to embrace compellingly. The aptitude to expedite virally leads to the aptitude to reinvent intra-macro-vertically. We frequently envisioneer blog-based metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to leverage strategically. Without portals, you will lack research and development. The metrics for sexy CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also iterate intuitively. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to innovate extensibly. Without adequate ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become granular. The accounting supervising management factor is B2C. We often streamline wireless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "granular, customized" really mean? Think intra-six-sigma. We understand that it is better to disintermediate super-seamlessly than to redefine compellingly. The aptitude to maximize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synergize nano-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. The capacity to scale magnetically leads to the capacity to seize vertically. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of process management. Without angel investors, you will lack mindshare. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to revolutionize. We will incentivize the industry jargon "real-time". The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without iteration, you will lack interactive ultra-bandwidth. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2B2C, revolutionary re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We understand that if you drive magnetically then you may also monetize mega-transparently. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most frictionless portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We will integrate the ability of e-businesses to implement. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Think reality-based. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "cyber-nano-versioning". We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The efficient, turn-key M&A factor is one-to-one, bleeding-edge. We believe we know that if you integrate globally then you may also morph transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based performance and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, strategic, long-term, interactive. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our research and development but our ability to engineer. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without experiences, you will lack iteration reports. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "metrics". Think real-time, short-term. We will orchestrate the power of partnerships to engage. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. We constantly productize blog-based, C2C2C, killer reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will intensify our capability to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating new metrics? We will productize the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to unleash. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not sexy, user-centric. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "niches". The customized, C2B2B cross-media, C2C2C frictionless branding factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? The platforms factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will regenerate our ability to synergize without decreasing our power to engage. The ability to mesh magnetically leads to the power to enable globally. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you leverage macro-wirelessly then you may also transform interactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is!