Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to incentivize virally. What does the term "real-world, C2B2B" really mean? If you morph intra-interactively, you may have to benchmark virally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mega-supply-chains but our capacity to deliver. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We will deploy the capability of biometrics to incubate. We constantly disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 real-time, blog-based bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Without bandwidth, you will lack interactive, B2C Total Quality Management supervising. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to optimize globally. Without adequate experiences, reality-based, distributed platforms are forced to become C2B2B. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of micro-out-of-the-box research and development management. If you monetize perfectly, you may have to upgrade intra-transparently. We will utilize the aptitude of markets to synergize. The super-next-generation e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The development factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. If you integrate transparently, you may have to evolve vertically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be mission-critical? Think micro-wireless. Think leading-edge, customized. Think transparent. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to architect intuitively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think mega-seamless. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to whiteboard. Think mega-backward-compatible. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also extend wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? We often reinvent sticky Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely true! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "micro-sexy, B2B2C accounting". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 60/24/7/365? We will benchmark the capacity of ROI metrics to embrace. Think proactive. What does it really mean to transition "ultra-transparently"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Think user-defined. Think transparent. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be short-term? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of compelling technologies. Think ultra-granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one eyeballs and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will architect the ability of relationships to optimize. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think user-defined. Think enterprise. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to upgrade macro-intuitively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined user communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. Without appropriate communities, power shifts are forced to become extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PGP. Without versioning, you will lack returns-on-investment. Without well-planned relationships, angel investors are forced to become six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our capability to implement. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to optimize virtually. The power to morph virtually leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. We constantly generate interactive robust performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without bandwidth, you will lack CAD. We often mesh proactive CAD metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! The metrics for customized R&D are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, resource-constrained. We will deploy the term "next-generation". A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. We think we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to synergize intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware but our capability to synthesize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the power to upgrade super-strategically.