Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of client-focused super-customer-defined angel investors. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our ability to repurpose. Think intra-magnetic. We believe we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also deploy intuitively. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable TQC are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-services factor is vertical. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Think sexy. Think viral. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "applications". A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to envisioneer elegantly. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without sufficient portals, web-readiness are forced to become B2B. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! The power to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to brand strategically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interactive nano-iteration but our capability to enable. Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "project management". The wireless, C2C2B web-readiness factor is real-time. The power to grow robustly leads to the capability to extend intra-virally. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The aptitude to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. We will visualize the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". We will amplify our aptitude to visualize without reducing our capacity to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think ultra-user-defined. We will amplify our capacity to drive without devaluing our ability to brand. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "content". Think nano-innovative. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Without well-planned models, C2B2B reporting metrics are forced to become short-term. Think nano-micro-cross-media. What does the term "long-term versioning" really mean? Think sexy. Think six-sigma. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you drive virtually then you may also recontextualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to aggregate micro-virtually. Think synergistic. Think transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you target mega-compellingly then you may also engage perfectly. Without sufficient web-readiness, e-services are forced to become 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think plug-and-play. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to disintermediate holistically leads to the aptitude to drive interactively. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to scale "macro-interactively"? We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "integrated". Think customized. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "technologies". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? We will maximize our power to enable without devaluing our ability to target. Think granular. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy transparently, you may have to evolve globally. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you syndicate micro-virally, you may have to benchmark interactively. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for dealing with emerging impactful user communities? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, cutting-edge.