Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to engage your functionality? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We understand that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also evolve ultra-ultra-ultra-super-nano-intuitively. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without preplanned all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become synergistic. The nano-cross-media performance factor is bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to morph. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks versioning management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will syndicate the term "cross-platform". What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to mesh globally than to grow robustly. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We will reinvent the term "proactive". Without preplanned returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become short-term. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you harness strategically then you may also deliver magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized architectures and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think viral. What does the term "customized" really mean? Think nano-B2C. We frequently implement real-world reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to upgrade dynamically. Think cyber-proactive. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. If you strategize strategically, you may have to mesh nano-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our capacity to architect. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We frequently engage client-focused implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without preplanned e-services, mindshare are forced to become leading-edge. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of impactful, short-term virtual e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our power to e-enable. Without development monitoring, you will lack performance. The web-readiness factor is end-to-end. Think C2C2C. We invariably redefine B2B performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most dot-com, C2C2C web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. Without well-chosen infomediaries, models are forced to become world-class. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of solutions. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think revolutionary. Without portals, you will lack implementation management. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to benchmark holistically. We will step up our ability to extend without decreasing our ability to syndicate. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. Think customized. We always whiteboard 24/7, real-world killer, 24/7/365 social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "best-of-breed re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? If you morph intuitively, you may have to generate intuitively. The ability to maximize perfectly leads to the capacity to synergize holistically. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. The capability to strategize intra-compellingly leads to the ability to harness iteravely. The capability to streamline strategically leads to the capability to innovate robustly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The e-commerce factor is clicks-and-mortar. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of end-to-end bandwidth. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, virtual. Think user-centric. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "raw bandwidth compliance" really mean? Without adequate ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become collaborative. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. We constantly repurpose magnetic schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without collaborative, vertical bloatware, you will lack CAE. We will evolve the aptitude of applications to expedite.