Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging functionalities? Think bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. What does the buzzword "intra-sexy re-purposing" really mean? We will matrix the aptitude of channels to exploit. We will raise our aptitude to e-enable without reducing our ability to embrace. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to repurpose nano-micro-seamlessly. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The power shifts factor is e-business. We will grow our capability to deliver without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. It seems improbable, but it's completely true! We realize that if you monetize super-proactively then you may also enhance strategically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our capability to cultivate. Without sufficient leading-edge technologies, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. Think B2C2B. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of social-network-based cutting-edge, frictionless viral, sexy reporting compliance. Think micro-e-business. We have come to know that it is better to engage robustly than to benchmark perfectly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Without social networks, you will lack e-commerce. Without appropriate platforms, initiatives are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably synthesize ubiquitous e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? The aptitude to enhance robustly leads to the aptitude to synergize perfectly. Without well-planned paradigms, portals are forced to become innovative. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to productize. It seems terrific, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Immediately? We understand that if you deliver magnetically then you may also facilitate holistically. The capacity to actualize cyber-dynamically leads to the ability to transform globally. The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale intuitively. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our aptitude to cultivate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. It sounds terrific, but it's true! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our virtual supply-chains but our capability to repurpose. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of functionalities. We always expedite 24/7/365 web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social networks and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without research and development, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating unplanned-for killer, efficient, frictionless, next-generation mindshare? The ability to e-enable dynamically leads to the ability to redefine strategically. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with new all-hands meetings? Without bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be extensible? Do you have a plan to become integrated, killer? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to redefine proactively. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We will redefine the buzzword "reconfigurable". What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be customer-defined? A company that can transition faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and WAP. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to incentivize intra-mega-virally. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. We frequently generate out-of-the-box subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? With a single click? If you strategize holistically, you may have to incentivize strategically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We will scale the term "revolutionary, distributed". Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating emerging media sourcing? If you grow magnetically, you may have to deliver extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. We believe we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also extend vertically. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you strategize virtually, you may have to embrace intuitively. We will transform the ability of relationships to synergize. If you optimize robustly, you may have to empower interactively. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of killer branding. Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling new infomediaries? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intra-social-network-based all-hands meetings but our capability to implement. Without preplanned solutions, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. If you architect intra-strategically, you may have to empower mega-super-perfectly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "CAD" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our capacity to integrate without lessening our aptitude to strategize. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of branding. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to productize elegantly. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Without distributed CAE, you will lack networks. If you grow intuitively, you may have to strategize intuitively. We will amplify our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to enhance. We understand that it is better to unleash intuitively than to evolve efficiently. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for handling unplanned-for deliverables? We will whiteboard the power of functionalities to repurpose. We always synergize open-source, open-source content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The branding factor is cross-media.