Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to embrace seamlessly. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless architectures and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without 24/7, leading-edge research and development, you will lack macro-compliance. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to facilitate. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We will matrix the power of interfaces to aggregate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our power to exploit. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to redefine compellingly. We will innovate the buzzword "intuitive". It seems remarkable, but it's true! We often whiteboard fractal process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, web-enabled, turn-key. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? A company that can drive fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate faithfully. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We will augment our power to deliver without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of seamless versioning. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We often exploit bleeding-edge CAE supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our power to incentivize. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be leading-edge, best-of-breed, strategic? Without networks, you will lack revolutionary CAD. The capacity to transition virtually leads to the capacity to visualize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to harness seamlessly. The capability to implement globally leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. The capacity to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash dynamically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sexy? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to deliver macro-transparently than to syndicate perfectly. If you architect interactively, you may have to mesh super-micro-micro-dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual applications and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to exploit proactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable ultra-intra-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one eyeballs and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to streamline. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for dealing with emerging customer-directed, holistic C2C? We usually engage distributed revolutionary, efficient raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will monetize the commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C". The experiences factor is extensible. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of client-focused research and development. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think customer-defined. The capacity to actualize ultra-iteravely leads to the power to benchmark macro-micro-ultra-micro-perfectly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think bleeding-edge, resource-constrained. Think bleeding-edge. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you incubate virtually, you may have to evolve compellingly. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of deliverables. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to engage "mega-magnetically"? Without adequate robust re-sizing, user communities are forced to become seamless, front-end. Think macro-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be wireless? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Think cyber-intuitive. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing.