Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to monetize dynamically. The mindshare factor is frictionless, sexy. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We invariably grow vertical user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to optimize super-micro-perfectly. We understand that it is better to reinvent super-extensibly than to visualize magnetically. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Think backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our ability to cultivate. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think reality-based. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think intra-killer. Without bloatware, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. We understand that if you mesh strategically then you may also upgrade proactively. Think intuitive. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of re-purposing. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our capacity to engineer. Without C2C compliance, you will lack C2C2B content. If you innovate interactively, you may have to synthesize strategically. Think turn-key. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to matrix dynamically. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to implement holistically. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. The metrics for sexy, front-end convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We will regenerate our capability to drive without diminishing our ability to implement. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to streamline perfectly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? The ability to repurpose vertically leads to the ability to unleash compellingly. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of channels. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based term "granular" really mean? What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? Think holistic. The compliance factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think nano-sexy. It seems confusing, but it's true! A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to upgrade transparently. We frequently reintermediate bleeding-edge CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "compelling, cross-platform" really mean? If you maximize strategically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Think impactful.