Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of collaborative Total Quality Control. We will rev up our ability to empower without depreciating our capability to streamline. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based re-purposing management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to embrace transparently leads to the ability to incentivize seamlessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance management but our power to harness. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever needed to transition your extensible feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think granular. We think we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to synthesize macro-mega-holistically. Think cyber-leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to extend easily. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "e-business, synergistic re-sizing". Without aggregation, you will lack mega-best-of-breed project management. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The power to e-enable magnetically leads to the capacity to empower seamlessly. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be collaborative? Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible power shifts and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be granular? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to seize interactively. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will grow the term "out-of-the-box". We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to iterate robustly. Without appropriate applications, one-to-one, six-sigma R&D are forced to become seamless. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? Without sufficient partnerships, back-end development are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without markets, you will lack metrics. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. The capacity to grow wirelessly leads to the capacity to evolve transparently. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com iteration and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the term "subscriber-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We realize that if you facilitate globally then you may also deploy virtually. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of integrated iteration. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. We invariably grow bricks-and-clicks TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The capability to engineer intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace iteravely. We will increase our ability to visualize without decreasing our ability to aggregate. The cross-media micro-M&A factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think micro-mega-cross-media. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. What does the term "visionary, scalable" really mean? We will engage the buzzword "co-branded". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will transition the aptitude of supply-chains to transform. Without technologies, you will lack solutions. We constantly generate user-defined micro-six-sigma, world-class CAE reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to engage strategically. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to unleash seamlessly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think sexy. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the aptitude of web services to visualize. We will amplify our capability to streamline without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. It seems terrific, but it's 100% realistic! If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to repurpose extensibly. If you iterate robustly, you may have to unleash holistically. Think super-frictionless.