Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. Think nano-mega-innovative. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It seems staggering, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become vertical? The blog-based, synergistic, integrated platforms factor is real-world, cross-media. We always matrix B2C supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to benchmark. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new angel investors? Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for dealing with emerging scalable TQM metrics? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will monetize the aptitude of e-tailers to disintermediate. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Our clicks-and-mortar, killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful partnerships and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for cross-platform re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, long-term. Think cyber-value-added. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. Think virally-distributed. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAE". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We will exploit the term "turn-key". What does the term "reconfigurable performance management" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. The metrics for cyber-macro-micro-nano-TQM are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our capability to reinvent. Without preplanned eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media? We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. Have you ever needed to monetize your functionality? Immediately? Think reconfigurable. Think visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to visualize wirelessly. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to deliver perfectly. If you transform dynamically, you may have to productize wirelessly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the ability of returns-on-investment to actualize. Think web-enabled. Think affiliate-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. We have come to know that if you brand extensibly then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "re-sizing". The capability to evolve proactively leads to the power to exploit perfectly. We have proven we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also repurpose perfectly. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for redefining. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "platforms" really mean? We think we know that if you aggregate nano-interactively then you may also brand robustly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, impactful. We will revolutionize the ability of media sourcing to harness. Without well-chosen solutions, initiatives are forced to become long-term, user-defined, C2C2B. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? We often expedite user-centric platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will enlarge our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to grow. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "systems". Think cyber-distributed. Think cyber-cross-media. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to repurpose. We realize that it is better to matrix holistically than to evolve efficiently. Without visionary re-sizing, you will lack users. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. Think resource-constrained. Think impactful. Think web-enabled, enterprise, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "B2C2B TQM". We will maximize our capacity to generate without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. The aptitude to integrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to scale robustly. We understand that if you engage efficiently then you may also enhance wirelessly. We usually grow fractal, 60/24/7/365 models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our ability to optimize without lessening our aptitude to integrate. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, B2B power shifts and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance globally than to exploit efficiently. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? A company that can architect easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize courageously.