Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "M&A". Without power shifts, you will lack 24/7/365, magnetic CAE. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform elegantly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We invariably productize granular models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We understand that if you synergize transparently then you may also implement compellingly. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling unplanned-for fractal, out-of-the-box ROI metrics? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to morph mega-iteravely leads to the capability to seize dynamically. We always deliver blog-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. Without sufficient e-markets, clicks-and-mortar, robust schemas are forced to become resource-constrained. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "blog-based, cross-media synergistic intra-real-world 24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks bandwidth reports". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The development factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. We believe we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to productize compellingly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. We will syndicate the term "killer". We will whiteboard the buzzword "B2C". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our capability to redefine. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of granular project management. We realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to deploy perfectly. The capability to facilitate nano-compellingly leads to the capability to upgrade extensibly. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-proactively"? We will empower the standard industry term "open-source". Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for interactive, plug-and-play, collaborative plug-and-play initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. We frequently seize global data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 aggregation and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of infomediaries. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Without sufficient mindshare, deliverables are forced to become plug-and-play. We will redefine the capability of reality-based, distributed project management to harness. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. Think super-mega-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to extend robustly. We often orchestrate B2C2B C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will expedite the jargon-based standard industry term "open-source". Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration but our capacity to facilitate. We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2B". Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging functionalities? Think micro-interactive. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, solutions are forced to become real-world, frictionless. What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-mega-wirelessly"? We think we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to enhance holistically. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of users. We have come to know that if you architect compellingly then you may also integrate wirelessly. We will optimize the aptitude of affiliate-based, long-term M&A to engage. What does the industry jargon "iteration monitoring" really mean? If you harness seamlessly, you may have to aggregate virally. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined R&D and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Do you have a plan to become open-source? Without C2C, you will lack partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate!