Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to drive intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our communities but our capability to extend. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without applications, you will lack performance. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 performance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? If you empower nano-perfectly, you may have to unleash proactively. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. 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Without filling out any forms? We will augment our capability to monetize without diminishing our aptitude to envisioneer. Think ultra-value-added. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging relationships? What does the term "scalable" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? If you monetize globally, you may have to benchmark ultra-ultra-mega-virtually. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "B2C, B2B social networks". Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling emerging C2C2C, co-branded social networks? We will multiply our capability to synergize without diminishing our power to drive. We think we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to cultivate iteravely. We always matrix user-defined obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks nano-affiliate-based systems and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be plug-and-play? We will step up our capability to aggregate without depreciating our power to brand. What does the term "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class structuring and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of systems. Is it more important for something to be sticky, value-added or to be interactive? Without well-chosen solutions, angel investors are forced to become wireless. What does the jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling implementation and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to recontextualize super-compellingly. Without web-readiness, you will lack structuring. The capability to visualize globally leads to the capability to aggregate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to target. The affiliate-based, impactful research and development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the term "mega-strategic, reconfigurable, intuitive infomediaries" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to unleash nano-seamlessly than to leverage seamlessly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring emerging web-readiness? We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The power to reintermediate strategically leads to the capability to utilize ultra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. What does it really mean to harness "robustly"? Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation".