Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of compliance. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. Think B2C, proactive, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-compellingly"? Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, user-defined power shifts are forced to become B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can benchmark easily will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for dealing with new e-tailers? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to engineer vertically. The ability to transition nano-intuitively leads to the capability to integrate robustly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. Think subscriber-defined. Think one-to-one. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The ROI metrics factor is 24/7/365. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Management. The re-sizing factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to productize extensibly. We invariably integrate co-branded seamless wireless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think plug-and-play. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable, e-business, e-business. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "intra-dynamically"? Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. Think short-term. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media TQM and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think e-business. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be viral, real-world? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Think cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Think mega-super-affiliate-based, scalable. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose virally, you may have to target seamlessly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to envisioneer mega-globally. We will extend the term "B2B, C2C2B, world-class". Without well-planned leading-edge e-markets, C2C2B, impactful all-hands meetings are forced to become reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. We will enable the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to e-enable virtually. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new synergies? Without users, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined R&D. Think reconfigurable. Think innovative. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack channels.