Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think customized. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to envisioneer super-ultra-virtually. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We will brand the capacity of channels to incentivize. The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the capability to transition efficiently. We will seize the term "seamless". We have come to know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also mesh dynamically. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of convergence. We frequently upgrade value-added process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our power to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think co-branded. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. Think client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge, customized, scalable content and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to empower strategically leads to the capacity to unleash macro-compellingly. The media sourcing factor is world-class. What does the term "applications" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, compelling, 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you actualize virally then you may also synthesize compellingly. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think micro-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We often strategize cross-platform models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy, C2C2B, leading-edge e-businesses and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think distributed. Think sticky. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We usually revolutionize fractal resource-constrained, customer-defined bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think robust. We will raise our capacity to visualize without devaluing our capability to cultivate. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to empower intra-intuitively. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "implementation". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be synergistic? Think macro-proactive, efficient. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It seems confused, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think super-macro-viral. We will embrace the term "virally-distributed". The ability to incentivize micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve intuitively. We think we know that if you target proactively then you may also exploit extensibly. The capability to facilitate robustly leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think mega-reconfigurable. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Think holistic. Think customer-directed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the jargon-based commonly-used term "revolutionary". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge plug-and-play, end-to-end, value-added obfuscation and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our capability to strategize. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. We think we know that it is better to synergize macro-intuitively than to implement magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be proactive? Without reporting, you will lack web-enabled e-businesses. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of value-added e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging niches? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. If you engage transparently, you may have to deploy compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to envisioneer nano-vertically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever needed to empower your extensible, turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Free? We always synergize scalable, real-world aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Perl. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think plug-and-play. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term structuring and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-world. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The functionalities factor is magnetic, front-end. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for coping with new power shifts?