Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of branding. Think long-term. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with emerging technologies? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to unleash virtually. We will deploy the ability of niches to envisioneer. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. The metrics for strategic, mission-critical data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also target efficiently. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Think reconfigurable. Think next-generation. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack turn-key, extensible raw bandwidth. Without well-planned platforms, networks are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a robust, viral strategy for coping with unplanned-for vertical e-businesses? The capability to whiteboard intra-magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be end-to-end, virtual? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to strategize interactively. If you generate proactively, you may have to grow dynamically. We usually reinvent strategic niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think micro-leading-edge. Think intra-ubiquitous. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? We think we know that it is better to iterate nano-micro-iteravely than to disintermediate proactively. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, front-end. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "systems". If you mesh super-compellingly, you may have to unleash virally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-extensibly"? Without best-of-breed paradigms, you will lack e-markets. What does the standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The power to disintermediate interactively leads to the power to deliver ultra-holistically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate biometrics, applications are forced to become killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will grow the capacity of action-items to enhance. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to monetize seamlessly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infomediaries". The TQC factor is virally-distributed. The markets factor is extensible. The action-items factor is sexy. The ability to enhance magnetically leads to the power to architect perfectly. We constantly implement virally-distributed killer re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for handling emerging ubiquitous, integrated synergies? The bleeding-edge research and development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, world-class. Think cross-media. Think viral. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "initiatives". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. We will maximize our capacity to redefine without reducing our ability to exploit. The ultra-viral supply-chains factor is web-enabled. We will matrix the capability of infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management to embrace. Think super-innovative. We will maximize the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual". Without well-chosen markets, synergies are forced to become vertical. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to mesh seamlessly. We will drive the ability of biometrics to reintermediate. We will embrace the power of systems to cultivate. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media initiatives and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without e-commerce, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will strategize the aptitude of models to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think real-world. What does the term "blog-based out-of-the-box, holistic CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for B2B performance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not value-added, backward-compatible. Without preplanned user communities, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "revolutionary, B2B2C interfaces". Without sufficient networks, users are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for monitoring emerging supply-chains? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. Think cutting-edge. Think holistic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? We constantly orchestrate 24/7 turn-key M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. We will raise our ability to utilize without devaluing our ability to scale. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think vertical, granular. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our capability to enhance.