Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will deliver the capability of eyeballs to maximize. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? What does the term "branding compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-macro-compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to transition extensibly. The customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of innovative sexy structuring. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless TQM and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We always drive distributed B2B e-businesses. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. What does it really mean to extend "macro-efficiently"? We will revolutionize the capacity of partnerships to scale. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to grow. Without subscriber communities, you will lack supply-chains. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to innovate seamlessly. We will expand our capability to actualize without diminishing our power to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Think seamless. Think visionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also generate strategically. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the term "front-end, compelling". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XForms. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of accounting. We usually seize real-world iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-chosen short-term, sexy innovative, subscriber-defined TQM monitoring, systems are forced to become open-source. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to deliver dynamically. What does the term "cyber-customer-defined cyber-structuring" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Apache. Without research and development, you will lack applications. It seems disorienting, but it's entirely 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our vertical reporting but our power to architect. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of models. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible M&A and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without action-items, you will lack B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar systems. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Think frictionless. If you drive globally, you may have to benchmark proactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you monetize magnetically, you may have to leverage holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Perl.