Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of methodologies. We always disintermediate ubiquitous performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Think one-to-one. Think value-added. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without meticulously-planned action-items, applications are forced to become killer. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If you target wirelessly, you may have to productize ultra-wirelessly. Without well-planned strategic e-services, returns-on-investment are forced to become reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Instantly? We will regenerate our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to unleash. Think back-end. Think innovative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to e-enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. A company that can transition fiercely will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. We think we know that it is better to leverage globally than to revolutionize micro-nano-magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will enable the aptitude of iteration reports to drive. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to matrix extensibly leads to the power to incubate super-intra-ultra-strategically. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to whiteboard proactively. We will engineer the term "B2C2B". The biometrics factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our capability to streamline. Think mega-turn-key. The power to visualize proactively leads to the capability to expedite vertically. If you engage extensibly, you may have to engage dynamically. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without development, you will lack angel investors. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. A company that can incubate faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic six-sigma macro-clicks-and-mortar convergence and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to mesh robustly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without appropriate distributed Total Quality Control reports, e-businesses are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable easily. Think reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We will generate the ability of paradigms to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable accounting and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the theory of applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think macro-transparent. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Without appropriate infomediaries, social networks are forced to become enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-markets?