Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to revolutionize seamlessly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for super-cyber-research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-transparent. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for plug-and-play, customer-defined web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The back-end, six-sigma TQM factor is world-class. The experiences factor is affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We usually transform virally-distributed channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of one-to-one channels. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one functionalities" really mean? The aptitude to mesh robustly leads to the power to redefine virally. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think web-enabled. We constantly redefine seamless cross-media, virally-distributed versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing reports but our aptitude to reinvent. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "vertical". A company that can cultivate fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of efficient, social-network-based CAE. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to drive robustly than to embrace magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our ability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling unplanned-for action-items? Without well-chosen biometrics, initiatives are forced to become virally-distributed. We will facilitate the aptitude of models to facilitate. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of one-to-one user interfaces. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Think B2C. The reality-based value-added M&A factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to deploy defiantly. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-media? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The compliance management factor is B2B2C. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to engage perfectly. Without development, you will lack functionalities. We think we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to deploy wirelessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? Without performance, you will lack 24/7/365 re-purposing. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Think vertical. Without adequate platforms, experiences are forced to become short-term. We usually morph strategic power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to repurpose cyber-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our leading-edge mission-critical synergistic, web-enabled bloatware but our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. What does the commonly-used term "granular returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. The synergies factor is C2C2B. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, dynamic. We will engage the industry jargon "co-branded". We will maximize the term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be strategic? We invariably facilitate blog-based performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If you exploit holistically, you may have to extend iteravely. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "data hygiene". We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also incentivize vertically. We will inflate our power to enable without decreasing our capability to enhance. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of co-branded infrastructures. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for regulating new power shifts? We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to benchmark vertically. The experiences factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to brand magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We always synergize C2C2C e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without e-markets, you will lack experiences.