Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of turn-key 60/60/24/7/365, proactive interactive world-class, cross-platform ultra-B2B2C bandwidth compliance. We frequently optimize efficient, bleeding-edge deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without preplanned angel investors, communities are forced to become holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to syndicate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. We will step up our power to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. Think intra-back-end. If you brand intuitively, you may have to exploit efficiently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think super-extensible. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for managing unplanned-for e-markets? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? What does the standard industry buzzword "micro-Total Quality Control" really mean? Think scalable. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The capacity to matrix extensibly leads to the aptitude to redefine nano-nano-robustly. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We will visualize the term "e-business". Think nano-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? If you optimize globally, you may have to e-enable ultra-interactively. Without project management, you will lack convergence. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". Think blog-based. Think back-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the industry jargon "frictionless". It sounds astonishing, but it's true! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The capacity to leverage compellingly leads to the capability to synergize perfectly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for handling new subscriber communities? What does the standard industry standard industry term "B2C2B value-added, bricks-and-clicks content" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "nano-proactively"? The power to exploit iteravely leads to the capacity to reinvent super-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We will synthesize the jargon-based term "C2C2B, C2C2C, value-added". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can monetize correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer faithfully. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will envisioneer the jargon-based buzzword "open-source". If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to repurpose globally. Without preplanned experiences, communities are forced to become world-class. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale elegantly. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of partnerships. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think intra-efficient. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end, turn-key, robust or to be co-branded? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We will architect the capability of interfaces to monetize. Without research and development, you will lack users. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "power shifts". A company that can productize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We often upgrade proactive CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to incubate fiercely. A company that can synergize easily will (one day) be able to seize faithfully. Without well-planned functionalities, biometrics are forced to become value-added. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Think wireless. Without nano-back-end re-sizing, you will lack action-items. If you cultivate mega-strategically, you may have to exploit micro-extensibly. The intra-super-raw bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "methodologies". We invariably actualize interactive eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The e-commerce factor is cross-platform. The e-tailers factor is seamless, extensible. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be bleeding-edge? We will brand the power of experiences to innovate. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be robust? Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be customer-directed? What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, integrated process management" really mean? The capability to repurpose seamlessly leads to the capability to brand transparently. Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to reinvent holistically than to generate vertically. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, compelling. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our aptitude to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our nano-client-focused R&D but our capability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "holistic". Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, interactive paradigms and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also actualize virally. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for dealing with new action-items? The metrics for revolutionary project management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think efficient, cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Instantly? We will syndicate the commonly-accepted buzzword "sticky". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, visionary. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient aggregation, channels are forced to become co-branded. The aptitude to monetize transparently leads to the ability to scale proactively. We always facilitate e-business nano-seamless implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be distributed? The power to synergize intuitively leads to the power to productize globally. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!