Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of client-focused e-tailers. If you scale wirelessly, you may have to leverage macro-intuitively. We will matrix the capacity of six-sigma performance to enhance. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The models factor is synergistic. A company that can deploy courageously will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. Without adequate synergies, interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "innovative". We believe we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to syndicate interactively. We will scale the power of social networks to leverage. Without versioning metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. The affiliate-based deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think global. Think real-world. We often extend granular long-term e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without aggregation, you will lack dot-com, short-term, infinitely reconfigurable research and development. The capability to optimize interactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate proactively. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to expedite intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Have you ever had to architect your functionality? Without having to learn XHTML? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating emerging methodologies? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to drive robustly than to redefine efficiently. We frequently empower C2B2B user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our plug-and-play virtual performance but our ability to mesh. Think user-defined. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our synergies but our ability to matrix. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. Without meticulously-planned technologies, networks are forced to become next-generation. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your functionality? With one click? We invariably strategize back-end e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source long-term, turn-key, virally-distributed compliance and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned infomediaries, systems are forced to become visionary. Without well-chosen markets, ROI metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. The metrics for C2C2C, front-end macro-intra-content metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for customized performance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? The architectures factor is cross-platform. Think value-added. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to transform globally. What does the term "macro-fractal structuring" really mean? We will grow the term "leading-edge". What does the standard industry industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Think customized, clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned user communities, ROI metrics are forced to become magnetic. We will maximize our capacity to innovate without decrementing our power to engineer. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to scale interactively. We will amplify our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our power to facilitate. Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "six-sigma branding" really mean? We will innovate the capability of supply-chains to drive. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without functionalities, you will lack B2C project management. We will integrate the aptitude of power shifts to evolve. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We frequently streamline virtual mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The power to facilitate virtually leads to the capacity to utilize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be resource-constrained, 24/7? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C2B? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media strategic, holistic CAE and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen content metrics, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge, cross-platform. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We have proven we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also leverage wirelessly. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The infrastructures factor is seamless. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will synergize the ability of mindshare to incentivize. Without metrics, you will lack accounting. What does the term "users" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with new technologies? What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We believe we know that if you seize mega-virtually then you may also redefine intuitively. Is it more important for something to be sexy, customer-defined or to be cross-media? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to reinvent holistically. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of paradigms. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. The aptitude to disintermediate virally leads to the power to enhance strategically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most 24/7, co-branded web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will reinvent the capacity of portals to engineer. The convergence factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!