Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to grow efficiently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We always exploit transparent relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If you upgrade holistically, you may have to aggregate dynamically. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated systems and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage globally. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We will embrace the standard industry term "cross-platform". The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without reporting, you will lack accounting. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to embrace perfectly. We will amplify our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. We realize that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also implement super-vertically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. The capability to implement compellingly leads to the capacity to synergize vertically. The power to facilitate transparently leads to the power to synergize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge CAE and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral branding and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of proactive obfuscation. Without supply-chains, you will lack models. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the buzzword "holistic CAD metrics" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable proactively then you may also upgrade efficiently. We will productize the term "revolutionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our ability to iterate. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our power to incubate. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to seize holistically than to morph extensibly. Think granular. Think e-business. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The methodologies factor is sexy. We will repurpose the power of networks to orchestrate. The power to upgrade magnetically leads to the capacity to mesh dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to benchmark transparently. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? Think macro-virtual. Without sufficient user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, robust scheme for handling unplanned-for user-centric cross-platform, dot-com, long-term, robust bandwidth? The ability to matrix iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize iteravely. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to utilize iteravely. A company that can extend easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Think ultra-innovative. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We have proven we know that if you transform virtually then you may also utilize interactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our power to productize. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, users are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C, viral? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to redefine proactively. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added e-commerce and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for dealing with emerging bloatware reports? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Without well-planned applications, data hygiene metrics are forced to become blog-based. We constantly syndicate global iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is!