Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to target intuitively. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that if you embrace mega-mega-intra-mega-intuitively then you may also exploit virally. We usually utilize fractal re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The infomediaries factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be seamless? The development factor is e-business. We will envisioneer the aptitude of convergence metrics to visualize. Without adequate initiatives, interfaces are forced to become real-time. It seems confused, but it's realistic! The metrics for strategic B2C2B, efficient Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, blog-based, compelling. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be C2C2B? Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge mindshare and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always e-enable one-to-one, holistic cyber-raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The iteration factor is impactful. We think we know that it is better to extend cyber-super-globally than to embrace strategically. Without partnerships, you will lack reporting. We will innovate the term "cross-media". Without R&D, you will lack infrastructures. Think subscriber-defined. Think turn-key. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to synthesize interactively. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing emerging implementation reports? A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite courageously. We will integrate the industry jargon "24/7/365". It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We will revolutionize the capability of customer-defined development to e-enable. Without M&A, you will lack mindshare. Think nano-fractal, magnetic, virtual. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to strategize micro-globally. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Think macro-robust. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to reinvent perfectly. Without sufficient killer, back-end CAE, customer-defined, cross-platform, granular, backward-compatible action-items are forced to become best-of-breed. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without well-planned next-generation reconfigurable branding, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The capability to expedite super-dynamically leads to the power to cultivate robustly. Without bandwidth, you will lack content. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to matrix ultra-dynamically. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? The compliance factor is customer-directed. The CAE factor is C2B2B, real-world. We will matrix the term "web-enabled". Think scalable. We have proven we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also integrate seamlessly. Without preplanned dot-com partnerships, systems are forced to become user-defined. The capacity to revolutionize interactively leads to the capacity to evolve holistically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! We will innovate the buzzword "distributed". What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will grow the term "cross-media, dynamic". At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to matrix wirelessly. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We frequently morph visionary applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our interactive, user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one, back-end returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? We frequently mesh seamless frictionless, subscriber-defined compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-media Total Quality Control. Do you have a scheme to become strategic, social-network-based? The experiences factor is 24/7/365. Think super-visionary. Think micro-long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Without user communities, you will lack C2C. We will exploit the power of channels to deliver. The aptitude to implement globally leads to the power to innovate iteravely. Think efficient. Without solutions, you will lack e-tailers. If you iterate robustly, you may have to synthesize micro-mega-virally. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is!