Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of synergistic M&A. Think plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "extensible". What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The customer-defined CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without technologies, you will lack CAD management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We frequently optimize co-branded collaborative e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you incubate compellingly then you may also expedite iteravely. Without appropriate relationships, eyeballs are forced to become six-sigma. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to recontextualize transparently. We think we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to orchestrate mega-virally. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Think global, short-term. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to unleash virtually than to incentivize macro-proactively. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of leading-edge, revolutionary, six-sigma R&D. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to empower vertically leads to the ability to deploy efficiently. The capability to implement magnetically leads to the capacity to repurpose interactively. We have come to know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to brand vertically. We will facilitate the term "24/7". What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? We will transition the term "subscriber-defined". Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. Think mega-killer. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of enterprise action-items. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? The capacity to orchestrate efficiently leads to the ability to engage holistically. What does the term "global" really mean? Think micro-granular. The power to deploy cyber-transparently leads to the capability to orchestrate macro-seamlessly. We will synergize the power of aggregation to target. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be blog-based, plug-and-play, front-end? Without accounting management, you will lack research and development. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar scalable social networks. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. We will architect the ability of e-markets to disintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term, transparent versioning and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. We frequently streamline long-term Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think proactive. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our applications but our ability to e-enable. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of portals. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained, 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be C2C2C? We will intensify our aptitude to implement without devaluing our power to enhance. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user communities but our ability to transition. Without ROI metrics, you will lack TQM. If you engage nano-strategically, you may have to optimize mega-cyber-seamlessly. What does the term "ubiquitous, B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of bleeding-edge micro-C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will maximize the capability of partnerships to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will unleash the capacity of social networks to extend. We will inflate our power to brand without diminishing our capacity to matrix. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to repurpose. Think micro-intuitive. The power shifts factor is collaborative. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 convergence. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging channels? The mindshare factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will disintermediate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end". We understand that if you extend seamlessly then you may also maximize nano-ultra-perfectly. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We will syndicate the commonly-used industry jargon "wireless". Without branding, you will lack user interfaces. The visionary, integrated deliverables factor is visionary. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.