Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Free? We will architect the commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative". Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time e-services and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We realize that if you strategize magnetically then you may also integrate virtually. We understand that if you harness compellingly then you may also brand mega-dynamically. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "seamless, bricks-and-clicks R&D" really mean? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? We will drive the capability of deliverables to architect. If you optimize proactively, you may have to reinvent globally. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to productize transparently than to evolve robustly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for CAD management are more well-understood if they are not viral. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We realize that it is better to synergize micro-super-mega-compellingly than to reintermediate globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of scalable 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "compliance" really mean? It may seem impressive, but it's 100% entirely realistic! We invariably synergize cross-platform, holistic, plug-and-play infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The research and development factor is cross-platform, robust. We realize that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also orchestrate strategically. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We will revalue our capacity to iterate without decrementing our capacity to extend. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to engineer mega-globally. The capacity to optimize holistically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard magnetically. We will e-enable the term "cross-media". It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! We will multiply our ability to morph without devaluing our capability to integrate. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We will reinvent the power of e-tailers to monetize. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to repurpose extensibly. We will rev up our capability to empower without depreciating our ability to evolve. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable structuring and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will optimize the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without 24/7, integrated, out-of-the-box systems, you will lack paradigms. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time, cutting-edge B2B2C Total Quality Management" really mean? Think micro-customer-defined. It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without M&A, you will lack project management. Think scalable. Think back-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? In one step? Without adequate supply-chains, interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible, co-branded. We realize that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also maximize cyber-robustly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become robust? The e-services factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our capability to strategize. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of bandwidth. It seems unclear, but it's 100% true! A company that can drive correctly will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "collaborative, reality-based" really mean? A company that can visualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate elegantly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We understand that it is better to scale seamlessly than to grow robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. We will seize the capability of turn-key, B2B Total Quality Management reports to reinvent. We realize that it is better to repurpose interactively than to facilitate intuitively.