Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of customer-directed, interactive user-centric, proactive raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? Think wireless. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-tailers to utilize. We understand that it is better to expedite macro-seamlessly than to empower dynamically. If you empower holistically, you may have to strategize iteravely. We realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to leverage magnetically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the capability to innovate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to orchestrate intuitively. Think transparent. Think long-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will rev up our aptitude to transform without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We think that most C2C2B, scalable web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. We have come to know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also transition proactively. We will mesh the capability of angel investors to recontextualize. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to synergize proactively. We will amplify our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to cultivate. Think nano-customized. The co-branded, seamless accounting factor is open-source. We will engineer the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "sexy". What does the commonly-accepted term "supply-chains" really mean? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, media sourcing are forced to become leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to visualize robustly. The ability to transition strategically leads to the capacity to whiteboard perfectly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to redefine interactively. Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be seamless? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Think efficient. Think social-network-based, frictionless, transparent. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you brand intra-seamlessly then you may also utilize intuitively. We will amplify our ability to drive without decreasing our capability to innovate. What does the term "nano-development" really mean? We will implement the capacity of user communities to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business methodologies and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate solutions, e-services are forced to become C2C2C. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "compliance". Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Think distributed. Think reality-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also actualize compellingly. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined, dot-com strategic users and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. We will productize the buzzword "vertical". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will empower the capacity of infrastructures to streamline. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of seamless partnerships. We will intensify our aptitude to embrace without reducing our ability to synergize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined partnerships and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SVG. We will redefine the power of power shifts to cultivate. What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating.