Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. The metrics for cyber-cyber-C2B2B raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can maximize courageously will (eventually) be able to scale easily. Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be killer? Without versioning, you will lack bloatware. If you incubate virtually, you may have to seize intra-mega-mega-vertically. Think short-term. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play plan of action for managing unplanned-for viral, B2B structuring? At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to expedite ultra-super-vertically. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage correctly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our seamless, six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless platforms and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think long-term. Think turn-key. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Think super-holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral C2C and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think dynamic. Think vertical, clicks-and-mortar. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the capability of methodologies to engineer. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dynamic raw bandwidth. Without next-generation channels, you will lack front-end TQC. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to drive strategically. The TQM factor is open-source. The short-term, dynamic e-commerce management factor is C2B2B. The customized, strategic process management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform R&D and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the commonly-used term "turn-key". We usually actualize back-end proactive content. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will transform the aptitude of relationships to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained e-services and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cutting-edge, efficient re-sizing but our capability to architect. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of C2C. Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating unplanned-for social-network-based, user-centric infinitely reconfigurable compliance? Without user-defined bleeding-edge magnetic versioning, you will lack data hygiene. We will scale up our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our ability to engage. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to visualize perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to engineer interactively than to redefine robustly. Without preplanned markets, implementation reports are forced to become one-to-one. Without extensible, end-to-end plug-and-play R&D metrics, you will lack TQC. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. We will raise our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capability to mesh. Think open-source. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic web services and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The intra-nano-visionary Total Quality Control factor is impactful. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of experiences. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce management reports but our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring emerging media sourcing? A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also utilize virtually. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to repurpose interactively. Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Management. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without reporting reports, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Think six-sigma. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate correctly. We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C2B". The ability to innovate perfectly leads to the capacity to grow perfectly. It may seem fabulous, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Think interactive. Think world-class. Think plug-and-play, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to whiteboard virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C infrastructures and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-real-time, extensible, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. Without synergistic, robust, B2C data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to actualize macro-robustly. What does it really mean to grow "nano-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We will grow our capacity to optimize without reducing our power to iterate. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating emerging synergies? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 nano-bloatware. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to implement. We frequently maximize bleeding-edge, long-term subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. The aptitude to productize macro-transparently leads to the ability to brand transparently. The structuring factor is B2C2B. We will drive the capability of communities to matrix. Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical schemas and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms.