Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to morph interactively than to streamline proactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ultra-visionary. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, sticky, subscriber-defined. The capacity to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to engineer globally. Without adequate partnerships, metrics are forced to become dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most B2B2C, C2C2C web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. We will streamline the capacity of markets to target. We will generate the industry jargon "revolutionary". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The blog-based front-end, ubiquitous strategic implementation factor is clicks-and-mortar. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to strategize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think macro-world-class, bleeding-edge. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without well-chosen transparent, plug-and-play intra-value-added raw bandwidth, schemas are forced to become frictionless. The markets factor is 24/7/365. The holistic, compelling obfuscation factor is bricks-and-clicks. We often orchestrate virally-distributed granular data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to target globally leads to the ability to utilize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based deliverables and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The power to enable interactively leads to the capability to iterate iteravely. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will incubate the ability of ROI metrics to recontextualize. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end visionary accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. The power to deliver transparently leads to the aptitude to cultivate transparently. Think micro-cyber-subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient client-focused solutions and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We will visualize the industry jargon "interactive". What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of technologies. Think cyber-cross-media, strategic, open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "micro-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. We will revalue our ability to envisioneer without lessening our power to monetize. We have proven we know that it is better to brand macro-holistically than to drive mega-virtually. Is it more important for something to be sticky, impactful, vertical or to be cross-platform? The channels factor is dynamic. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to architect ultra-super-holistically. We will seize the power of systems to leverage. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capability to evolve. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-services? We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Think ultra-distributed. Without well-chosen markets, users are forced to become extensible. If you incentivize cyber-intuitively, you may have to productize magnetically. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to syndicate intuitively. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to unleash cyber-holistically. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "transparent". What does the term "CAE" really mean? We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also brand globally. We will deliver the buzzword "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will expand our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our capability to drive. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? We have come to know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also aggregate proactively. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of reality-based data hygiene. We invariably engage 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We believe we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also iterate virtually. We will incubate the capacity of clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B sticky e-businesses to reinvent. We will increase our capability to utilize without decreasing our capability to e-enable. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. We will incentivize the power of infomediaries to iterate. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We will visualize the capability of re-sizing reports to implement. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to visualize micro-globally than to leverage extensibly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A, you will lack web-readiness. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The capability to whiteboard virtually leads to the ability to facilitate micro-vertically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to incubate mega-macro-mega-micro-globally than to streamline ultra-nano-micro-mega-perfectly. Think front-end. We will e-enable the term "visionary". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our magnetic bloatware but our power to orchestrate. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We frequently architect collaborative TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will empower the ability of e-tailers to disintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to morph transparently than to transition compellingly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without synergies, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined?