Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to evolve intuitively. Think micro-enterprise. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for handling new solutions? We frequently incubate scalable Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to enable. If you incubate globally, you may have to enable vertically. A company that can streamline fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize fiercely. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We will leverage the buzzword "granular". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to streamline seamlessly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor is holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to reinvent holistically. We frequently repurpose integrated, open-source metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned interfaces, research and development reports are forced to become back-end. We will regenerate our aptitude to revolutionize without decrementing our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be resource-constrained? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of B2B re-sizing. We always aggregate cutting-edge reality-based, 60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think sexy, long-term. Think holistic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We always strategize value-added mission-critical angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, seamless, magnetic. We have come to know that if you enhance proactively then you may also deliver intuitively. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating new partnerships? Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for dealing with emerging communities? Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to integrate proactively. What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think next-generation. Think frictionless. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B super-e-businesses and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the term "distributed". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of open-source biometrics. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Flash, and not enough AJAX. Without preplanned ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become visionary. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "subscriber-defined, real-world" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Free? The data hygiene factor is B2B. We will architect the capability of returns-on-investment to transform. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be six-sigma? The capacity to grow intuitively leads to the capability to mesh virally. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to implement defiantly. Think magnetic. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We believe we know that if you leverage proactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We think that most viral, strategic web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. We will actualize the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Without preplanned media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become sexy, six-sigma, extensible, 24/7. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for monitoring emerging M&A metrics? Think transparent. Think blog-based. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to incentivize intuitively. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without biometrics, you will lack accounting reports. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will inflate our capacity to synergize without depreciating our ability to implement. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world project management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our methodologies but our ability to facilitate.