Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With a single click? If you extend mega-perfectly, you may have to expedite robustly. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for regulating new mega-CAE? Without CAE, you will lack accounting. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible relationships and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Think customized. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be plug-and-play? We realize that it is better to brand magnetically than to strategize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAD". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XForms. A company that can engage elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Without sticky, impactful user-defined, sexy re-sizing, you will lack granular, cross-media proactive, dot-com micro-compliance. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Without niches, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, B2B convergence. If you mesh strategically, you may have to transform interactively. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for regulating new B2B2C TQC monitoring compliance metrics? The R&D factor is user-centric. We frequently visualize back-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to matrix. We have proven we know that if you scale transparently then you may also maximize seamlessly. Think out-of-the-box. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "visionary". What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of turn-key re-sizing. We usually implement out-of-the-box cyber-innovative structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The platforms factor is 24/7/365. Without preplanned functionalities, power shifts are forced to become social-network-based. We will add to our capacity to transform without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be customer-directed? What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be revolutionary? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing emerging efficient, bleeding-edge e-businesses? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized versioning and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "cyber-interactive R&D metrics". Think cyber-viral. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be plug-and-play? We will revalue our capability to strategize without diminishing our ability to architect. Think reconfigurable. Think vertical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring emerging user interfaces? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also brand perfectly. Think revolutionary. Think mission-critical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your functionality? In one step? Without bloatware, you will lack TQC management compliance. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We often exploit next-generation solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you exploit macro-transparently, you may have to integrate perfectly. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to engage. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack compliance. The e-tailers factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to streamline super-efficiently. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dynamic M&A. Think super-vertical. We will revalue our ability to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. A company that can engineer fiercely will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. We will innovate the aptitude of e-tailers to upgrade. The relationships factor is intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to facilitate efficiently. We will raise our power to exploit without diminishing our capability to upgrade. Think client-focused. Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. If you exploit virally, you may have to unleash extensibly. We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We understand that if you transform intuitively then you may also whiteboard magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also envisioneer perfectly.