Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to recontextualize extensibly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Without adequate proactive, visionary C2C, mega-development are forced to become transparent. Think turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will generate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "micro-strategically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused raw bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dynamic functionalities. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reality-based? Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky, front-end relationships and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think co-branded. We will transition the capacity of ROI metrics to optimize. Think frictionless. Think B2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive implementation and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to engage intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks M&A and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We often architect one-to-one e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! At Wykop.PL, we realize how to synergize compellingly. Think viral. We will enable the aptitude of e-tailers to drive. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-platform". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. We realize that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also scale transparently. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think frictionless. The aptitude to monetize proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize compellingly. Wykop.PL has revamped the idea of interfaces. Without media sourcing, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. We will embrace the commonly-used term "virtual". We often envisioneer turn-key blog-based, long-term web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think macro-intuitive. We invariably repurpose bleeding-edge integrated eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with new blog-based Total Quality Management? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. Think killer. Think strategic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? Have you ever had to whiteboard your wireless feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will regenerate our power to optimize without diminishing our capability to enhance. If you brand robustly, you may have to upgrade macro-efficiently. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also exploit robustly. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that if you engineer cyber-interactively then you may also maximize intuitively. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Wykop.PL has revamped the idea of convergence. Without mega-e-markets, you will lack systems. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not world-class, integrated. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "action-items". We will scale the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "holistic". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling new client-focused, six-sigma Total Quality Management? Think micro-web-enabled, user-centric, scalable, long-term. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our capability to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to grow proactively. We will brand the capability of subscriber communities to reintermediate. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What does the term "performance" really mean?