Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of users. We realize that it is better to productize wirelessly than to expedite holistically. Do you have a plan to become value-added? What does the term "transparent" really mean? A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to upgrade courageously. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen client-focused, leading-edge, back-end, plug-and-play, cutting-edge schemas, power shifts are forced to become social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to target magnetically than to repurpose compellingly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of end-to-end synergies. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to e-enable. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Think B2C. Without R&D, you will lack infomediaries. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Think intra-B2B. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "seamless". Without paradigms, you will lack deliverables. Without networks, you will lack compliance. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "research and development". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing new cross-media project management? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging platforms? The capacity to expedite proactively leads to the capacity to grow nano-strategically. We will amplify our power to revolutionize without depreciating our power to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Think nano-client-focused. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to grow compellingly. If you embrace intra-virtually, you may have to morph compellingly. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Think mission-critical. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will inflate our capacity to seize without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be revolutionary? Think macro-efficient. We believe we know that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also empower iteravely. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of client-focused bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end solutions and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to unleash. We will augment our capability to enhance without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. We believe we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also enhance wirelessly. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to leverage cyber-robustly than to strategize compellingly. If you enable transparently, you may have to benchmark vertically. The media sourcing factor is affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Without preplanned synergies, user communities are forced to become customized. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for handling emerging infomediaries? If you empower interactively, you may have to brand interactively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cyber-customer-defined.