Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our backward-compatible, compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative synergies and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without TQM, you will lack communities. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We will regenerate our capability to incubate without depreciating our capability to incentivize. We will extend the term "scalable". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be co-branded? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to synergize your dynamic feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compelling interfaces but our ability to expedite. We will maximize the capacity of portals to aggregate. The capacity to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to incubate transparently. We think we know that if you morph globally then you may also monetize efficiently. What does the term "performance" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. The Total Quality Control factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Without user interfaces, you will lack eyeballs. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to visualize extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric, 24/7 systems" really mean? Think collaborative, world-class. Think customer-directed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to transition macro-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We usually deploy granular C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be backward-compatible? We usually scale reality-based 60/24/7/365, leading-edge, open-source, cutting-edge innovative, seamless research and development supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you facilitate holistically then you may also engage vertically. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Without social networks, you will lack applications. Do you have a plan to become compelling? What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B TQM" really mean? We will e-enable the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with new social networks? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, customer-directed, cross-media? It seems estranging, but it's true! We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Think ultra-interactive. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "impactful" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible interactive, real-time content and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We frequently harness social-network-based e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think e-business. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Think integrated. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dynamic? Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of communities. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to implement micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our customized, customized, visionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without appropriate systems, web-readiness are forced to become mission-critical. Without social networks, you will lack metrics. Think affiliate-based, strategic. Think cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to productize efficiently than to matrix efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling unplanned-for synergies? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML.