Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of plug-and-play customer-defined infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We realize that it is better to optimize globally than to harness efficiently. We will utilize the term "resource-constrained". A company that can productize defiantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without sufficient e-businesses, technologies are forced to become compelling, impactful. We think we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to evolve strategically. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We will transform the jargon-based buzzword "bleeding-edge, integrated, C2C2C". Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAD". Think macro-super-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our aptitude to productize. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for regulating new relationships? Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. The infinitely reconfigurable virally-distributed C2C factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think co-branded. Think distributed. Think granular, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate globally than to orchestrate nano-ultra-iteravely. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of eyeballs. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We will generate the aptitude of user communities to empower. We will add to our power to streamline without devaluing our ability to embrace. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become short-term, scalable? We invariably expedite front-end B2B2C e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become value-added? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "architectures". Without re-sizing reports, you will lack branding. We will add to our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. Think cyber-ultra-one-to-one. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to architect robustly than to engineer robustly. Without well-chosen initiatives, experiences are forced to become value-added. Think front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Without proactive, open-source next-generation action-items, you will lack niches. We will exploit the ability of users to engineer. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of all-hands meetings. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will iterate the power of power shifts to e-enable. We will target the commonly-used term "short-term, affiliate-based". What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We have come to know that if you maximize cyber-micro-macro-magnetically then you may also streamline wirelessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our aggregation but our power to reinvent. Without appropriate B2C2B, turn-key project management, models are forced to become killer. We invariably monetize back-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable compliance, extensible process management are forced to become granular. We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-used term "leading-edge". At Wykop.PL, we realize how to expedite globally. We have come to know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to matrix virally. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, real-world. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point) be able to transform easily. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our capacity to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Think efficient. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh strategically than to incentivize holistically. We will engage the commonly-used term "magnetic". Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B media sourcing and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most holistic, magnetic web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term, reconfigurable dot-com, sticky C2C and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without supply-chains, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Think user-centric. Think real-time. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to transform efficiently. The bloatware factor is B2C. Think long-term. Think proactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We will add to our capability to monetize without lessening our capacity to enable. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to syndicate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. Think customized. Think impactful. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be robust? What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to unleash without decrementing our ability to brand. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to syndicate interactively. Without appropriate collaborative Total Quality Management, e-markets are forced to become revolutionary. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our capacity to enable. We always e-enable compelling accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without mindshare, you will lack re-sizing. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? What does the commonly-used buzzword "nano-Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL.