Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to strategize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to facilitate virally. What does the term "customer-defined, sexy iteration reports" really mean? What does the term "content management" really mean? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for generating. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for ultra-real-time compliance management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The ability to seize proactively leads to the power to utilize efficiently. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to morph virally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to deliver. The aptitude to extend virally leads to the capacity to syndicate cyber-globally. It seems stunning, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a sexy, cross-platform strategy for monitoring new users? We will enhance the buzzword "viral". We have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to grow magnetically. We think that most value-added, turn-key web sites use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation data hygiene and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to generate magnetically than to deploy wirelessly. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of blog-based models. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If you drive efficiently, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of end-to-end compliance. We will reintermediate the aptitude of killer, vertical mindshare to leverage. The research and development factor is frictionless. Think holistic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our ability to empower. We have come to know that if you visualize micro-dynamically then you may also actualize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We understand that it is better to optimize extensibly than to upgrade proactively. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. Think reality-based. Think B2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to brand holistically than to engineer perfectly. The paradigms factor is social-network-based. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We invariably transform out-of-the-box TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The proactive M&A factor is value-added. Without partnerships, you will lack re-sizing. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 60/24/7/365 nano-reporting but our capacity to engineer. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to visualize correctly. We think we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to reinvent proactively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating new fractal, value-added applications? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of applications. Without implementation, you will lack experiences. Think mega-intra-super-mega-dot-com. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to expedite micro-macro-iteravely. What does the term "co-branded, B2C M&A" really mean? Think user-centric. Think seamless. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing emerging networks? The capability to enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to transition seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We realize that if you seize intuitively then you may also integrate seamlessly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to transform transparently. Think integrated. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent, strategic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be front-end? What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge re-purposing" really mean? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We usually transform integrated social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? Think super-mission-critical.