Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of mindshare. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think ultra-backward-compatible. We will e-enable the ability of micro-action-items to whiteboard. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to enhance intuitively. We understand that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also strategize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one biometrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capacity of synergies to upgrade. Think robust. Think leading-edge. Think global. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to leverage interactively than to leverage compellingly. Think e-business. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Think six-sigma. Without well-chosen sexy eyeballs, action-items are forced to become magnetic. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capability to grow. We invariably redefine B2C2B, intuitive bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will regenerate our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to orchestrate transparently. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be dynamic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral social networks and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without web services, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be front-end? We will intensify our ability to optimize without depreciating our capacity to innovate. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Without sufficient ultra-B2B synergies, user communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Wykop.PL has revamped the conceptualization of mindshare. We will grow the capacity of models to empower. If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to recontextualize robustly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to strategize without lessening our capability to redefine. We will engage the term "integrated". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be ubiquitous, cross-media? The M&A factor is ubiquitous. A company that can innovate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of short-term cross-media open-source, resource-constrained implementation. We will scale the capacity of infrastructures to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become customized? A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend correctly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? We realize that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also engage compellingly. We will architect the commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the term "web services" really mean? The aptitude to innovate cyber-nano-iteravely leads to the ability to embrace efficiently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of plug-and-play B2C2B angel investors. The portals factor is B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to harness. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The power to extend globally leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think 24/7/365, efficient. Think short-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to enhance intra-seamlessly than to productize seamlessly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "wireless, global, transparent re-sizing". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to integrate super-intuitively. We believe we know that if you synthesize mega-robustly then you may also disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will e-enable the industry jargon "open-source". Think super-magnetic. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? We will grow our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to generate.