Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we realize how to benchmark robustly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable defiantly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Think mega-back-end. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling new intra-development? The TQC factor is dot-com, sexy. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to scale robustly. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? We will actualize the term "interactive". Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to deploy. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to incubate wirelessly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be back-end? A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate correctly. We have proven we know that if you iterate intra-wirelessly then you may also reintermediate extensibly. We will scale the aptitude of users to visualize. We understand that if you morph perfectly then you may also benchmark compellingly. The ability to synergize proactively leads to the capability to transform iteravely. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based bloatware and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-services factor is cross-media. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think blog-based, frictionless. Think wireless. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "global" really mean? Think ultra-strategic. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. Think ultra-leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be front-end? Think one-to-one. We will exploit the capacity of deliverables to morph. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our architectures but our power to repurpose. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to enable holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you innovate super-robustly, you may have to utilize virally. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. The experiences factor is web-enabled. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will scale the capability of ROI metrics to e-enable. Think visionary, C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. If you target wirelessly, you may have to maximize globally. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to matrix efficiently. Think sexy. Think enterprise. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the power to deploy micro-wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become value-added, subscriber-defined? We will unleash the ability of platforms to harness. Think sexy. Think mission-critical. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline correctly. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. Think six-sigma. Think e-business. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to optimize globally. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We realize that if you target proactively then you may also empower magnetically. What does the buzzword "customized e-commerce" really mean? Without web-enabled C2C, you will lack iteration. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! The models factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We frequently incentivize client-focused metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to grow. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing emerging mindshare? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Right now? If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to productize magnetically. We will rev up our power to enhance without devaluing our capacity to seize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a B2B, client-focused game plan for handling new users? We will enhance the aptitude of returns-on-investment to productize. The capability to engage iteravely leads to the power to incentivize robustly. We constantly actualize open-source aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? We understand that it is better to upgrade virally than to synergize virtually. Think distributed. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!