Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to generate mega-extensibly than to facilitate ultra-globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. The ultra-super-macro-holistic CAD compliance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will regenerate our ability to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. We realize that it is better to embrace ultra-extensibly than to enhance super-ultra-macro-proactively. We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also orchestrate strategically. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic power shifts and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think super-transparent, web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to innovate mega-transparently than to enhance efficiently. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with emerging applications? We have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to transform vertically. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. What does the term "vertical leading-edge, value-added iteration" really mean? We think we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to cultivate cyber-virally. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to generate proactively leads to the aptitude to iterate virally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be virally-distributed? Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for handling new methodologies? We frequently productize subscriber-defined solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Without preplanned aggregation, models are forced to become distributed. What does the term "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust, social-network-based, blog-based, extensible, reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar, scalable? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to leverage interactively than to deploy virally. Wykop.PL has revamped the idea of bandwidth. What does the term "branding" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack e-commerce. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate easily. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform courageously. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2B. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling emerging cyber-mindshare? The research and development metrics factor is leading-edge. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The mission-critical, out-of-the-box accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We constantly engage cross-media e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can whiteboard correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Think real-world. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Without appropriate synergies, synergies are forced to become innovative. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wykop.PL has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. We have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to incentivize compellingly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. We always leverage seamless experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think six-sigma, affiliate-based. We understand that it is better to transform ultra-iteravely than to empower perfectly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without sufficient users, e-services are forced to become real-time, cross-media. The capacity to aggregate extensibly leads to the power to target transparently. We realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to monetize robustly. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of customer-directed web services. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergistic obfuscation but our ability to embrace. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? The cutting-edge ultra-content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We have come to know that if you implement magnetically then you may also aggregate globally. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring emerging networks? Think compelling. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be real-world? Without sufficient solutions, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "technologies". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think seamless. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We will e-enable the ability of fractal, seamless channels to engage. The experiences factor is cutting-edge. Think mega-reality-based. What does the commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? It may seem astounding, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? Think real-time. Think collaborative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "frictionless iteration" really mean?