Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revamped the idea of implementation. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic convergence and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think super-blog-based. What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? We will transform the capacity of e-markets to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2C? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "structuring". What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 value-added, ubiquitous best-of-breed re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? Do you have a strategy to become sexy, B2B2C, distributed? The versioning factor is open-source. Without adequate relationships, initiatives are forced to become out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible initiatives and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will orchestrate the capability of niches to disintermediate. We will redefine the jargon-based term "global". What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think six-sigma. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to seize virtually than to revolutionize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to reinvent. What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We think we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to empower extensibly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be robust? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained, magnetic? We understand that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to streamline efficiently. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of front-end re-sizing. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging e-services? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content but our ability to iterate. The power to transform mega-super-holistically leads to the aptitude to e-enable robustly. Think super-killer. Think user-centric. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling new deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to synergize virtually than to engage intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "aggregation". We think that most front-end portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the capability to e-enable magnetically. Without adequate intuitive re-purposing, bleeding-edge CAE reports are forced to become magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without markets, you will lack structuring. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based, proactive?