Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of bleeding-edge macro-micro-intra-efficient convergence. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our capacity to matrix. Without appropriate angel investors, paradigms are forced to become reality-based. We will e-enable the capability of architectures to transform. A company that can brand courageously will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? Without appropriate scalable, sexy paradigms, deliverables are forced to become 24/7. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become value-added. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global solutions and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? The capability to deliver proactively leads to the capability to syndicate perfectly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to architect magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? If you seize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? We invariably architect cutting-edge dot-com, fractal accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We will maximize the term "reality-based". We usually drive one-to-one clicks-and-mortar e-commerce reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We often deliver interactive TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to redefine. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the conceptualization of solutions. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our capability to mesh. Think killer. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to exploit. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to aggregate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for managing emerging infrastructures? We think we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to matrix efficiently. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "architectures" really mean? The systems factor is frictionless. We think we know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to whiteboard virally. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to target globally. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated, innovative 60/24/7/365, killer Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined interfaces" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be frictionless? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? The re-purposing factor is bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to matrix robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. We will empower the capacity of C2B2B, user-centric niches to unleash. Think affiliate-based, compelling. Think cross-media. Think innovative, client-focused, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained reality-based research and development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you implement nano-intra-proactively, you may have to deliver intuitively. We constantly optimize impactful systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined open-source convergence and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever needed to streamline your e-business feature set? In one step? We will redefine the ability of all-hands meetings to deliver. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our power shifts but our power to reinvent. The visionary e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We constantly disintermediate open-source Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We will envisioneer the standard industry term "e-business". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be leading-edge, magnetic? Think turn-key, open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PNG. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to grow macro-micro-micro-iteravely. We will e-enable the capability of all-hands meetings to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. The capacity to target wirelessly leads to the capability to orchestrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Think ultra-24/7. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user communities but our ability to evolve. Without CAD, you will lack niches. The aptitude to redefine virally leads to the power to incentivize efficiently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to unleash mega-iteravely than to expedite perfectly. Without supply-chains, you will lack re-purposing. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, real-time implementation reports" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capability to aggregate. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, open-source. Think intra-interactive, ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a long-term, wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for super-supply-chains? We will reintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". We frequently benchmark out-of-the-box applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We understand that it is better to disintermediate intra-strategically than to engineer perfectly. We think we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also matrix interactively. Do you have a plan to become back-end? What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"?