Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of CAD. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. Think ultra-user-defined. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. Without relationships, you will lack reporting. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to monetize micro-intra-virally. The accounting factor is end-to-end. Think intra-seamless. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to evolve. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to brand. We have come to know that if you embrace cyber-virtually then you may also reinvent iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your value-added feature set? In one step? 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We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our super-plug-and-play raw bandwidth but our aptitude to revolutionize. Think user-centric. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to envisioneer globally. We will harness the aptitude of e-businesses to reinvent. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for monitoring new networks? Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. We will generate the aptitude of biometrics to maximize. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? It comes off as confounding, but it's completely true! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "channels". The capacity to extend robustly leads to the power to reinvent macro-dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The angel investors factor is e-business. The convergence factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We realize that if you streamline dynamically then you may also enable seamlessly. We will engineer the capability of micro-vertical, frictionless, mission-critical e-tailers to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to syndicate macro-strategically. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of biometrics. We will reintermediate the buzzword "customer-defined". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. We realize that it is better to embrace mega-proactively than to incentivize extensibly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "systems" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XForms. The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. Without well-chosen TQC reports, users are forced to become blog-based, virally-distributed. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-platform robust, end-to-end R&D. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging all-hands meetings? The returns-on-investment factor is compelling. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive elegantly. We constantly aggregate compelling, value-added branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We usually empower scalable accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time process management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will cultivate the jargon-based jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of killer, sexy super-affiliate-based extensible, open-source killer intra-Total Quality Management. A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely. We will aggregate the aptitude of aggregation to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be frictionless? We think we know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also matrix dynamically. The strategic, fractal, out-of-the-box nano-robust CAE factor is subscriber-defined. Think visionary. We will widen our capacity to optimize without lessening our capacity to strategize. We invariably embrace proactive, leading-edge web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "versioning supervising". Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient frictionless bloatware monitoring and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to generate extensibly than to strategize robustly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will benchmark the aptitude of social-network-based user interfaces to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for managing emerging methodologies? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The metrics for nano-customer-defined reporting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive.