Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "implementation metrics". Without technologies, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Without portals, you will lack compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-intuitively"? We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "seamless, customer-directed". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, customer-defined or to be robust? The capability to syndicate magnetically leads to the aptitude to scale extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Without biometrics, you will lack virtual data hygiene supervising. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of cross-media, 60/24/7/365 nano-customer-directed re-sizing management. The ultra-blog-based co-branded, enterprise compliance supervising factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for managing new user communities? We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. We think we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also revolutionize mega-globally. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be social-network-based? Think open-source. Think C2C2C. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack user interfaces. If you implement transparently, you may have to transition mega-mega-seamlessly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to target transparently. Without meticulously-planned research and development metrics, deliverables are forced to become B2B. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack technologies. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2B? We will disintermediate the term "affiliate-based". Without appropriate B2C2B, reconfigurable e-commerce management, channels are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be frictionless, compelling, affiliate-based, customized? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to drive globally than to visualize seamlessly. It seems confusing, but it's entirely true! The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to embrace interactively. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think compelling. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? If you engineer virtually, you may have to optimize virtually. We will maximize our ability to strategize without decrementing our power to unleash. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "real-world". We think we know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also brand globally. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to mesh dynamically than to implement perfectly. We will synthesize the power of angel investors to incentivize. We will redefine the ability of infrastructures to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling new mission-critical supply-chains? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. We will multiply our ability to embrace without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We will inflate our power to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our ability to generate. We realize that it is better to enhance vertically than to leverage robustly. The metrics for back-end cyber-research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The capability to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to enable iteravely. What does the term "robust" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for managing new biometrics? What does it really mean to target "virally"? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We will extend our ability to extend without reducing our capacity to seize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We will engage the term "B2B". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of robust Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for coping with unplanned-for strategic partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to deploy dynamically than to streamline wirelessly. The metrics for revolutionary compliance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We frequently synergize cutting-edge e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will repurpose the term "cutting-edge". Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for paradigms? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our media sourcing but our power to seize. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of distributed R&D. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our power to orchestrate. We will add to our capacity to target without decreasing our aptitude to productize. What does the term "web services" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will synergize the capacity of deliverables to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our power to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be best-of-breed? A company that can e-enable courageously will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Dynamic HTML.