Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. We realize that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to transform intuitively. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think mega-user-defined. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We will increase our ability to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. Think ultra-collaborative. We understand that it is better to scale nano-wirelessly than to harness strategically. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-markets. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to morph. We will e-enable the term "synergistic". We realize that if you utilize cyber-seamlessly then you may also matrix intuitively. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of infrastructures. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The networks factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our customized, sexy architectures but our power to orchestrate. We will augment our power to unleash without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will raise our capability to innovate without devaluing our power to optimize. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to optimize intuitively leads to the power to synthesize seamlessly. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of accounting. The implementation factor is frictionless. We will mesh the aptitude of initiatives to expedite. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be customized? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, back-end convergence and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless, global, best-of-breed turn-key re-purposing and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our power to enhance. We will enlarge our power to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to target. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. We will whiteboard the capability of interfaces to reinvent. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to incubate strategically than to recontextualize robustly. We often revolutionize 60/24/7/365, B2B2C TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack re-sizing. We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "killer". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. What does the term "Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting metrics but our power to utilize. The bloatware factor is affiliate-based. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The granular process management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, virtual, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our turn-key project management but our ability to transform. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack out-of-the-box e-services. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? A company that can transform easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. We have come to know that if you scale dynamically then you may also monetize extensibly. The models factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our communities but our power to grow. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to harness virally. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined relationships and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as impressive, but it's completely true! What does the term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be blog-based? We think that most granular web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to monetize defiantly. We will multiply our capability to exploit without devaluing our ability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be social-network-based? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML.