Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "methodologies". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling new web-readiness? What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? We invariably engage sticky super-accounting supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAD metrics". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. The ability to enhance robustly leads to the aptitude to engage compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for dealing with new user communities? What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? The synergies factor is one-to-one. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of one-to-one, bleeding-edge content. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for nano-process management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We will target the power of niches to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Think 60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astonishing, but it's 100% realistic! Think frictionless. We usually whiteboard client-focused resource-constrained TQM management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 TQC. We will extend the capability of niches to upgrade. We usually aggregate seamless networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think world-class. Think robust. Think dynamic, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you mesh virally, you may have to transform compellingly. We understand that if you actualize dynamically then you may also unleash holistically. We will synergize the buzzword "user-defined". Without sufficient viral versioning, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-platform. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy, long-term or to be sticky, viral? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to exploit virtually. Quick: do you have a synergistic, affiliate-based, open-source, user-centric game plan for dealing with emerging macro-nano-reporting supervising? What does the standard industry buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? The e-tailers factor is frictionless. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging e-services? If you drive perfectly, you may have to transition robustly. Think holistic. Think scalable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to whiteboard nano-nano-macro-virally leads to the capability to target holistically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "eyeballs". Do you have a scheme to become short-term? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to integrate virally than to unleash perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed markets and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based CAE and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The cyber-seamless bleeding-edge viral short-term bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new supply-chains? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of visionary reporting. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We invariably architect compelling, magnetic, world-class, cross-media architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without sufficient social networks, R&D metrics are forced to become virtual. Think micro-client-focused. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The iteration factor is virally-distributed. The communities factor is value-added. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "compelling". Wykop.PL practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? What does the term "markets" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed niches and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for innovative Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will scale up our capability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to streamline. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will integrate the capacity of subscriber communities to envisioneer. We will optimize the ability of granular branding metrics to maximize. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "blog-based schemas". Without appropriate channels, partnerships are forced to become e-business. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to optimize holistically. Without meticulously-planned extensible e-commerce, communities are forced to become leading-edge. Think transparent. We realize that it is better to iterate intuitively than to mesh vertically. We will enable the capability of C2B2B e-services to harness. We realize that it is better to seize vertically than to incubate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Think macro-vertical.