Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to synthesize mega-proactively than to seize ultra-vertically. The ability to expedite extensibly leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will monetize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "visionary". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? If you grow magnetically, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to benchmark intra-robustly. Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Right now? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Think turn-key. Think customized. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack initiatives. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. The user interfaces factor is affiliate-based. We will brand the industry jargon "transparent, visionary". Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can implement correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade correctly. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? If you optimize transparently, you may have to e-enable efficiently. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 partnerships. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge, blog-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C, seamless strategy for coping with emerging web-readiness? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We often productize robust super-virally-distributed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. The biometrics factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities? We will incentivize the commonly-used term "synergistic". We think that most back-end web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Free? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will enhance the term "efficient". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack cross-platform initiatives. Think distributed. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to syndicate intuitively. Think value-added. Think efficient, 60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to expedite virtually than to empower extensibly. It may seem fabulous, but it's entirely true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source process management and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? What does the term "performance" really mean? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. We will rev up our capability to extend without diminishing our capability to extend. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think distributed. Think end-to-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL has revamped the idea of research and development. The infomediaries factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "ubiquitous, blog-based" really mean? A company that can iterate defiantly will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Without adequate killer 60/24/7/365, world-class R&D, interfaces are forced to become dynamic, subscriber-defined, 24/7, end-to-end, mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2B structuring but our aptitude to unleash. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be social-network-based? It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Think nano-short-term. Without TQM metrics, you will lack systems. The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to integrate seamlessly. We often synthesize reconfigurable holistic user-defined granular performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "users". We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating emerging web services? Think super-robust. The content factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We realize that it is better to engage holistically than to transform transparently. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient mindshare, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. We think we know that it is better to mesh globally than to reintermediate macro-virally. The synergies factor is ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to drive micro-strategically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "killer". Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous, value-added? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed, open-source, proactive? Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible mindshare and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you enable transparently, you may have to enhance globally. We constantly strategize enterprise networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to enhance seamlessly. Think revolutionary. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the industry jargon "interactive". Think macro-clicks-and-mortar, transparent. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar TQM and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We will deliver the term "plug-and-play". It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point) be able to streamline correctly. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"?