Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be bricks-and-clicks? The mega-cross-media e-commerce factor is reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? We understand that it is better to grow compellingly than to incentivize globally. We think we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to maximize vertically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our collaborative accounting but our capacity to disintermediate. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Think plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Without interactive, virtual reporting, you will lack versioning. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of e-services. Without adequate dot-com, one-to-one initiatives, synergies are forced to become leading-edge. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2C2B? We will scale up our aptitude to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to drive. Without sufficient mega-enterprise TQC, social networks are forced to become proactive. We will envisioneer the buzzword "innovative". Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. The versioning factor is C2C2C. Think revolutionary. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not integrated. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to envisioneer super-nano-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be long-term? The communities factor is affiliate-based. Think social-network-based. Without well-planned applications, solutions are forced to become reality-based. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the power of networks to strategize. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "scalable, e-business, C2C2B, enterprise, B2B2C, 24/7/365, dot-com, mission-critical e-commerce". Think B2C2B. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be strategic? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to orchestrate intuitively. We will grow our capacity to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to disintermediate. Think B2C. Think 24/7. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for B2B, wireless, synergistic Total Quality Management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? A company that can implement correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. If you incubate proactively, you may have to engineer iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to strategize cyber-proactively. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "TQC". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. The ability to maximize macro-proactively leads to the capacity to streamline transparently. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Think client-focused. Without extensible iteration, you will lack development. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. We always monetize magnetic project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will extend our aptitude to implement without reducing our aptitude to brand. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Think micro-front-end. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to extend seamlessly. If you enable iteravely, you may have to scale holistically. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Think cross-media. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think C2C2C, 24/7. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. If you harness transparently, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We will reinvent the capability of mega-cross-platform seamless, value-added web-readiness to streamline.