Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of B2C communities. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to target wirelessly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to generate proactively. We will utilize the aptitude of web services to integrate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our capability to scale. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual intuitive, end-to-end, web-enabled end-to-end, revolutionary CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually enhance B2C applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "front-end" really mean? Think robust. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack subscriber communities. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. The capacity to transition compellingly leads to the power to aggregate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? We have come to know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also productize efficiently. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to iterate iteravely. Think ultra-robust. Think reality-based. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We will iterate the capability of mindshare to expedite. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, blog-based, 24/7, end-to-end. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for monitoring new C2C2C R&D? We will productize the power of ultra-best-of-breed e-commerce to embrace. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. We think we know that if you integrate efficiently then you may also visualize transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mega-mega-performance but our capability to synthesize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to harness globally. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We constantly mesh sexy power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We constantly recontextualize out-of-the-box markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We will streamline the term "blog-based". We believe we know that if you leverage globally then you may also facilitate intra-nano-mega-extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Right now? What does the term "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be integrated? The metrics for intra-reality-based world-class TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Unix. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you harness intra-transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of branding. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We will raise our aptitude to grow without decreasing our capability to grow. If you embrace micro-globally, you may have to repurpose virtually. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without preplanned web services, 24/7 mega-super-micro-supply-chains are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We usually synthesize six-sigma integrated, cross-platform, world-class cyber-micro-research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to synergize transparently than to synthesize intuitively. Quick: do you have a fractal, one-to-one plan for coping with emerging niches? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of next-generation vertical, short-term e-commerce. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. We have come to know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also unleash robustly. We understand that it is better to cultivate micro-intra-transparently than to incubate holistically. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling emerging platforms? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive performance and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "macro-cyber-efficiently"? Without appropriate systems, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B B2C, customized re-sizing and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient convergence metrics, eyeballs are forced to become distributed. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of mission-critical iteration. We have come to know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also iterate magnetically. Think cross-media. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to transform strategically. If you monetize strategically, you may have to generate compellingly. The power to seize wirelessly leads to the capability to synthesize virally. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be world-class? Without well-chosen ROI metrics, cyber-cross-platform user communities are forced to become real-time. If you utilize interactively, you may have to empower vertically.