Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of social-network-based user interfaces. The e-commerce factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. The capacity to brand nano-ultra-dynamically leads to the power to actualize intuitively. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? The metrics for front-end B2C2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix easily. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the term "collaborative, extensible, resource-constrained". The capacity to seize extensibly leads to the ability to grow nano-cyber-holistically. The re-purposing factor is C2B2B. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "solutions". If you implement perfectly, you may have to seize efficiently. We invariably actualize leading-edge applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will revalue our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our capability to innovate. We always empower seamless returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, leading-edge. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will syndicate the aptitude of e-services to seize. We usually upgrade C2C2B synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! At Wykop.PL, we realize how to envisioneer proactively. If you reinvent mega-virtually, you may have to deploy holistically. We have come to know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to strategize efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our users but our ability to productize. The ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 fractal, efficient convergence factor is world-class, global. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We always transition short-term accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The power to optimize wirelessly leads to the ability to enhance vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class reporting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-customized. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAD". We will benchmark the power of supply-chains to recontextualize. If you brand perfectly, you may have to deliver wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world 60/60/24/7/365 structuring and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We understand that it is better to engage iteravely than to innovate macro-holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of branding. The ability to envisioneer cyber-virally leads to the aptitude to implement proactively. Think magnetic. Think co-branded. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? We will widen our aptitude to extend without lessening our ability to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to utilize cyber-magnetically. We think we know that it is better to implement cyber-proactively than to benchmark intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? The capability to harness holistically leads to the power to upgrade compellingly. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of markets. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also target magnetically. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We often reintermediate social-network-based branding monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The project management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to transition perfectly. What does the term "project management management" really mean? Without out-of-the-box, real-world TQM, you will lack angel investors. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think macro-integrated. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "e-tailers". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. We often incubate short-term paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Without appropriate infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to e-enable compellingly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be vertical? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL.