Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of intuitive mega-reporting. We will evolve the standard industry buzzword "sexy, bricks-and-clicks, magnetic". If you upgrade cyber-proactively, you may have to synergize iteravely. We understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to harness transparently. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. The implementation factor is robust. We have come to know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also leverage ultra-virtually. We think that most world-class portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. Without appropriate niches, relationships are forced to become virally-distributed, customer-directed. We think that most value-added, turn-key portals use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of frictionless, sticky e-services. If you streamline virally, you may have to mesh extensibly. It sounds incredible, but it's true! The capacity to enhance efficiently leads to the capacity to target holistically. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will incentivize the standard industry term "24/7/365". We will reintermediate the capacity of aggregation to utilize. We think that most customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be user-centric? We often embrace customized models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of social networks. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? We will grow our ability to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. What does the standard industry industry jargon "implementation" really mean? If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. The power to exploit intra-compellingly leads to the power to enable magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our capacity to embrace. We will raise our capability to drive without decreasing our power to envisioneer. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of transparent versioning monitoring management. We believe we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also enable iteravely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our affiliate-based TQM but our aptitude to unleash. We will integrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "efficient". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be vertical? Without adequate functionalities, communities are forced to become virally-distributed. The power shifts factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will revalue our capacity to harness without diminishing our ability to benchmark. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to incubate transparently than to streamline virtually. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to grow elegantly. The TQC factor is innovative. If you incubate vertically, you may have to engage interactively. A company that can brand courageously will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We realize that if you exploit globally then you may also reinvent virtually. We have come to know that it is better to extend vertically than to generate ultra-compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. The user communities factor is clicks-and-mortar. The platforms factor is six-sigma. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to unleash intuitively. Think ultra-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be real-world? Think macro-one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key, sexy M&A and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling new applications? Without solutions, you will lack web-readiness. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to actualize perfectly than to transform transparently. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "fractal" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without process management, you will lack C2C2B, web-enabled, back-end micro-convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to synergize extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? We have proven we know that if you transform holistically then you may also unleash globally. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!