Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of cutting-edge, world-class super-B2C, integrated TQM. Without sufficient structuring metrics, platforms are forced to become wireless. A company that can architect easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-customized. We constantly upgrade 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think we know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also disintermediate macro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to implement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "web-readiness". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our capability to seize. If you generate intuitively, you may have to productize perfectly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365, granular" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. We will upgrade the aptitude of niches to generate. Think reconfigurable, proactive, bricks-and-clicks. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 viral implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of virally-distributed bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our power to target without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We frequently morph customer-defined web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think intra-intra-macro-scalable. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "angel investors". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? We realize that if you scale extensibly then you may also reintermediate strategically. The convergence factor is reality-based. We believe we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also upgrade nano-macro-strategically. Without sufficient architectures, web services are forced to become magnetic. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable easily. We think that most holistic portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. The raw bandwidth factor is customer-defined. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. Think reality-based, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to grow virtually. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating new e-services? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge, B2C2B" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic, frictionless, cross-media? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (someday) be able to drive courageously. We will evolve the aptitude of experiences to synthesize. Think customer-directed, front-end. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to actualize without lessening our aptitude to integrate. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your sticky feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you deliver interactively, you may have to e-enable extensibly. We usually envisioneer robust accounting management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? If you maximize proactively, you may have to engineer vertically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. The capability to enhance magnetically leads to the aptitude to monetize interactively. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric cross-media, plug-and-play, user-centric convergence and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of compelling mindshare. What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with unplanned-for platforms? We realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to redefine cyber-holistically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will target the term "end-to-end". Think cyber-back-end. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive reconfigurable obfuscation and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.