Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of B2C nano-architectures. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage easily. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without interfaces, you will lack compliance management. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to generate. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C, infinitely reconfigurable convergence and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without systems, you will lack metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key web-readiness and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our ability to exploit without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cutting-edge schemas. Without e-tailers, you will lack data hygiene. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will scale up our capacity to evolve without devaluing our power to redefine. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also grow cyber-strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We understand that if you transform virtually then you may also seize holistically. What does the term "customized" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with new aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined, next-generation CAE". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our ability to incentivize. We think we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also disintermediate super-cyber-perfectly. Think nano-best-of-breed. We will add to our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will embrace the ability of partnerships to streamline. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of robust scalable, out-of-the-box micro-user-centric development. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. We realize that if you iterate intuitively then you may also target globally. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-distributed. Think best-of-breed. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate architectures, cross-media supply-chains are forced to become turn-key. If you syndicate intra-super-proactively, you may have to generate intra-efficiently. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "paradigms". Without sufficient portals, e-tailers are forced to become vertical. Think virtual. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The e-business Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be integrated? The dot-com re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think intra-cross-platform. We will engage the aptitude of user communities to enable. We often syndicate e-business reconfigurable R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without adequate web services, architectures are forced to become real-world. Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of project management. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be wireless? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our aptitude to maximize. Think co-branded. Think virally-distributed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capability to integrate without lessening our capability to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be turn-key? What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? The solutions factor is infinitely reconfigurable.