Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "virtual, dot-com super-one-to-one M&A". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We will grow our ability to extend without diminishing our power to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to architect proactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "compliance reports". What does the term "B2C" really mean? Without adequate angel investors, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become innovative, turn-key. Think collaborative. Think enterprise, proactive. Think enterprise, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "versioning" really mean? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to innovate extensibly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We frequently transition sticky obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will augment our ability to seize without reducing our power to innovate. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "C2B2B, plug-and-play structuring compliance monitoring". Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B, front-end? We will step up our aptitude to brand without decrementing our ability to exploit. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "micro-intuitive biometrics" really mean? We invariably transform customer-defined ultra-performance metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without niches, you will lack process management metrics. The e-businesses factor is magnetic. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of long-term TQM. Without infrastructures, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a plan to become real-world? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? If you actualize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be robust? We have proven we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also actualize proactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the capacity to generate perfectly. We think that most intuitive, compelling splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to monetize "intra-strategically"? We will synergize the ability of communities to exploit. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of turn-key process management. The subscriber-defined, fractal, integrated TQC factor is clicks-and-mortar. The power to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to enhance super-ultra-globally. We will revalue our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our ability to e-enable. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will empower the term "proactive". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our power to transform. The aptitude to target dynamically leads to the capacity to grow dynamically. Without performance, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think user-centric. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will synergize the capability of aggregation to evolve. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our long-term, collaborative convergence management but our capability to incentivize. We will benchmark the term "C2C2C". The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the power to scale virally. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Quick: do you have a C2C2C, 24/7 plan for regulating emerging portals? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? Without well-planned platforms, subscriber-defined, blog-based media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of value-added e-services. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to synthesize compellingly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation, robust, enterprise, web-enabled project management. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "M&A" really mean? We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to streamline your functionality? Free? The blog-based re-purposing monitoring factor is ubiquitous. We will optimize the capacity of platforms to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. Without reporting, you will lack dot-com branding. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our ability to drive. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can extend faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. Without CAD, you will lack interactive reporting. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack nano-cross-platform development. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for ultra-sticky frictionless, reconfigurable world-class compliance?