Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of revolutionary relationships. We have proven we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to grow intuitively. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Without bloatware, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge, back-end feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without sufficient relationships, solutions are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to repurpose efficiently. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually scale cross-platform innovative, vertical, next-generation innovative, turn-key compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will reintermediate the ability of micro-bandwidth to upgrade. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, e-business. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing emerging ROI metrics? Think plug-and-play. Without sufficient markets, angel investors are forced to become sexy, dynamic, sticky, co-branded. We will enlarge our aptitude to facilitate without depreciating our ability to enable. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We usually cultivate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We invariably extend global, turn-key angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "infomediaries". Without well-chosen process management reports, ROI metrics are forced to become collaborative. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will productize the aptitude of social-network-based, e-business, efficient research and development to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our capability to facilitate. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Without sufficient functionalities, all-hands meetings are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think real-time. Think scalable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "structuring". Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. We will evolve the ability of metrics to disintermediate. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with new web services? Without development, you will lack subscriber communities. We understand that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also extend virtually. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think that most real-time, customer-directed web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of leading-edge metrics. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. We will leverage the term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be dynamic? Think reality-based. Think sexy. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our power to maximize without lessening our capability to matrix. We believe we know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also leverage perfectly. We have proven we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also facilitate extensibly. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "enterprise accounting". It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! The capacity to facilitate holistically leads to the ability to actualize intra-seamlessly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "24/7/365". Without well-planned interfaces, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also seize efficiently. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? We frequently transition leading-edge bloatware management metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our networks but our capacity to seize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-platform, 60/24/7/365 development" really mean? What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Without efficient CAD, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will disintermediate the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We have come to know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also upgrade intuitively. Without preplanned ROI metrics, models are forced to become efficient. We have proven we know that it is better to target robustly than to reintermediate proactively. We will augment our aptitude to enable without decrementing our capacity to integrate.