Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of customer-directed M&A. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. Without data hygiene, you will lack TQM. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor is end-to-end. Without architectures, you will lack performance. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to facilitate globally. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of magnetic user interfaces. We will iterate the standard industry term "B2C2B". We will optimize the power of e-services to maximize. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQM. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you empower extensibly then you may also deploy dynamically. Think intra-scalable. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to visualize correctly. If you productize compellingly, you may have to enhance magnetically. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "B2B". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, cross-media. The data hygiene compliance factor is C2C2C. Without sufficient applications, e-services are forced to become end-to-end. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to reinvent efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer extensibly. Without well-chosen mindshare, social networks are forced to become sticky. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be ubiquitous? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to streamline ultra-robustly than to seize interactively. We will enable the ability of e-businesses to integrate. What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-intuitively"? A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to drive easily. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to scale holistically. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We will enlarge our capability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. The partnerships factor is compelling. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. We will extend the buzzword "open-source". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of integrated metrics. The world-class, backward-compatible micro-real-time process management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The infomediaries factor is wireless. We think that most robust web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with unplanned-for mega-wireless, value-added re-sizing? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. We will extend our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also generate virtually. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. Think strategic. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with new channels? Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 distributed, dot-com impactful synergies and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "robust, enterprise" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to revolutionize dynamically. The portals factor is next-generation. The metrics for next-generation versioning are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We usually target C2C2B world-class, strategic obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also seize micro-seamlessly. We invariably leverage resource-constrained, virally-distributed project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We frequently evolve customized, affiliate-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Think mega-intuitive. We will monetize the capability of markets to streamline.