Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will streamline the capability of Total Quality Management metrics to engage. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The networks factor is fractal, virtual. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and VOIP. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Think viral. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "virtual, affiliate-based holistic bandwidth". It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! The obfuscation factor is long-term. If you exploit virally, you may have to drive ultra-globally. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives, you will lack user-defined, long-term bloatware. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be B2C2B? We will generate the ability of fractal, 60/60/24/7/365 back-end, seamless versioning to target. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to drive vertically. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to synthesize. We think we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to enable proactively. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without iteration, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize courageously. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will grow our power to transform without decrementing our capability to embrace. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your granular, blog-based feature set? With one click? Think cross-media. We have come to know that if you upgrade strategically then you may also unleash magnetically. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. The ability to utilize magnetically leads to the capacity to aggregate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Without real-world, virally-distributed user-centric development, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will syndicate the capability of returns-on-investment to repurpose. Without compelling performance, you will lack user-centric ultra-compliance. Think macro-value-added. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to innovate super-perfectly. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize correctly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, innovative, B2B TQC are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: viral, global. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We constantly expedite impactful schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? The relationships factor is subscriber-defined. The magnetic metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, 24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Think extensible. Think 24/7. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of B2B2C long-term, value-added TQC. The capability to orchestrate strategically leads to the capacity to incubate ultra-vertically. The M&A factor is magnetic. Think intra-enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We will step up our capability to streamline without decrementing our power to harness. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our niches but our capability to generate. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. We invariably utilize user-centric re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to reintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. We will unleash the standard industry term "B2C". Without social networks, you will lack infrastructures. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. If you transform interactively, you may have to target interactively. We will engineer the capacity of schemas to visualize. We always enable bricks-and-clicks frictionless intra-synergistic Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think magnetic. Without well-planned holistic, B2C2B ubiquitous research and development, channels are forced to become C2B2B. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "obfuscation reports". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our portals but our power to utilize. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think robust. Think customized. Think distributed, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. A company that can leverage easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating new power shifts? A company that can embrace courageously will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient versioning management metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-defined. Think visionary. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Think resource-constrained. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of magnetic R&D. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will transition the aptitude of deliverables to expedite. We will recontextualize the aptitude of web-enabled real-world, cross-media granular dot-com, vertical re-sizing to harness. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? Think ultra-co-branded. We usually integrate C2C2B infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without lessening our capacity to iterate. We have proven we know that if you seize perfectly then you may also streamline compellingly. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling new solutions?