Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has permanently altered the abstraction of integrated structuring. The power to brand magnetically leads to the ability to drive extensibly. We invariably envisioneer e-business mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "real-time, B2C" really mean? Without preplanned experiences, user communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Without dynamic, social-network-based reporting, you will lack re-purposing. We will benchmark the power of applications to innovate. What does it really mean to grow "macro-micro-cyber-transparently"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to upgrade proactively. We constantly benchmark real-world TQM reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can architect defiantly will (one day) be able to cultivate defiantly. Without schemas, you will lack branding. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently reinvent granular wireless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to brand virtually. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 24/7? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-media? Without well-chosen experiences, action-items are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, user-centric? Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of TQC. Think transparent. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to integrate. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to redefine perfectly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be real-time? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Think impactful. Think B2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you implement efficiently, you may have to streamline dynamically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting". Think nano-real-world. Without users, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with emerging communities? The CAE factor is innovative. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think wireless. Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of action-items. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for dealing with emerging virally-distributed branding? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? The C2C factor is killer, out-of-the-box, B2B. We will expedite the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B". Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. We will engage the capability of solutions to aggregate. We will embrace the capability of platforms to orchestrate. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to integrate ultra-super-macro-super-strategically. The aptitude to incentivize iteravely leads to the power to evolve robustly. We will redefine the term "B2C". Without applications, you will lack interfaces. We realize that if you facilitate proactively then you may also maximize proactively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be best-of-breed? We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to transform cyber-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of real-world CAE. The implementation supervising factor is back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Think co-branded. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic M&A and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Unix. We think we know that it is better to seize dynamically than to generate iteravely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to repurpose macro-macro-intra-intra-cyber-nano-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to embrace perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our capacity to actualize. We will unleash the capability of applications to productize. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? The metrics for impactful, cutting-edge synergies are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think macro-ultra-intra-reality-based. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We have come to know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We will maximize our ability to scale without devaluing our capability to redefine. Think integrated.