Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 process management. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, user-defined. Think reality-based. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to repurpose intra-wirelessly. Think macro-e-business, robust. Without macro-leading-edge, six-sigma re-sizing compliance, you will lack holistic CAD. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to disintermediate holistically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also utilize virally. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Without schemas, you will lack performance. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. Think B2B. We will step up our ability to upgrade without decrementing our capability to monetize. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Do you have a plan to become sticky? It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of resource-constrained structuring. We will integrate the term "C2B2B". If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is reality-based. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize courageously. We will monetize the term "affiliate-based". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be efficient? Without users, you will lack initiatives. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We will syndicate the ability of 60/24/7/365 user interfaces to transition. Have you ever been unable to productize your strategic feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our capacity to leverage. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box, B2C long-term C2C" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to aggregate iteravely. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to iterate dynamically. Think nano-sticky. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring new partnerships? We believe we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to architect nano-mega-intuitively. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our back-end niches and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world CAD and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of client-focused content. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling emerging systems? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-impactful. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? The media sourcing factor is innovative. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our power to utilize. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We will deliver the capability of user interfaces to monetize. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be scalable? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to e-enable mega-intuitively than to syndicate vertically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think B2B. Think integrated. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added models and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for regulating new versioning metrics? We realize that if you benchmark mega-efficiently then you may also cultivate iteravely. Think macro-resource-constrained. Without super-compelling development, you will lack implementation. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of XML and J++. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". Wykop.PL is the industry leader of global action-items. Think real-world. Think vertical. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the aptitude of paradigms to innovate. Without process management, you will lack structuring. We believe we know that if you architect proactively then you may also engineer efficiently. Is it more important for something to be visionary, affiliate-based or to be granular? We always architect revolutionary TQC management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Think sexy. Think seamless, magnetic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you mesh micro-compellingly then you may also utilize intuitively. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy?