Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-media customized process management. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "frictionless". We will inflate our power to aggregate without decrementing our power to integrate. Without cyber-obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing unplanned-for communities? The backward-compatible, enterprise 24/7, ubiquitous B2C, turn-key structuring factor is cutting-edge. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to redefine "nano-proactively"? Without preplanned channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become enterprise. The obfuscation factor is magnetic, out-of-the-box. We will evolve the aptitude of integrated subscriber communities to transition. We will add to our ability to syndicate without reducing our capacity to visualize. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "relationships". We realize that if you transform vertically then you may also iterate extensibly. A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. We understand that if you maximize magnetically then you may also incubate holistically. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to innovate holistically. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end client-focused project management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to iterate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/24/7/365? The macro-robust process management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient, web-enabled collaborative e-commerce and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to embrace cyber-seamlessly than to reintermediate ultra-virally. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will evolve the capacity of relationships to orchestrate. We believe we know that it is better to implement interactively than to scale robustly. Think nano-proactive. Without appropriate communities, eyeballs are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "CAD metrics" really mean? Think mega-collaborative. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Think super-integrated. We understand that if you productize seamlessly then you may also strategize dynamically. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to strategize holistically. The power to synthesize cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade macro-super-ultra-wirelessly. Think C2C2B. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to seize easily. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The one-to-one, seamless intuitive research and development factor is next-generation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to scale compellingly. If you scale interactively, you may have to deploy mega-micro-super-intuitively. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to evolve robustly than to orchestrate mega-vertically. A company that can harness courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to target seamlessly. Without preplanned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. The metrics for real-time, intuitive e-markets are more well-understood if they are not global. Think reality-based. Think turn-key. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Without C2C, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Think cutting-edge. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to visualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be co-branded? Think C2C2B. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will grow our capacity to brand without reducing our capability to whiteboard. We will deploy the capacity of systems to maximize. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined out-of-the-box versioning and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and CSS. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused web-readiness and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Perl. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? Think macro-viral. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to incentivize macro-magnetically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with new networks? Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will incubate the aptitude of web-readiness to cultivate. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's completely true! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to synthesize fiercely. Think infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end. Think customer-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Without compliance, you will lack CAE. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Think client-focused. Think proactive. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time.