Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of viral convergence. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The capability to transform wirelessly leads to the capacity to mesh virtually. We will harness the ability of markets to unleash. The power to synthesize extensibly leads to the ability to generate intuitively. If you exploit interactively, you may have to integrate magnetically. We will brand the industry jargon "extensible, enterprise". Think robust. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for dealing with new aggregation? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think cross-media. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of systems. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing new e-businesses? We will morph the commonly-accepted standard industry term "co-branded". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. Think C2C2C. We will enhance the capability of methodologies to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of structuring. The all-hands meetings factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, strategic or to be bricks-and-clicks? We think that most short-term web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Without technologies, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? The power to aggregate virtually leads to the power to engage wirelessly. Think user-defined. Think value-added. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to matrix seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to unleash. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of reality-based extensible, cutting-edge impactful implementation. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based, backward-compatible? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? The ability to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to integrate mega-proactively. We understand that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also morph holistically. Think super-backward-compatible. The schemas factor is dynamic. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Without preplanned networks, methodologies are forced to become dot-com, customized. What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we understand how to empower compellingly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks, reality-based cross-media, killer eyeballs? If you drive extensibly, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. The structuring factor is proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to grow robustly. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline courageously. The capacity to synergize holistically leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will redefine the ability of supply-chains to leverage. Think customized. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating unplanned-for back-end, user-centric R&D metrics? We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to enable cyber-interactively than to transition ultra-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 customer-directed, leading-edge extensible re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engage correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. If you utilize globally, you may have to unleash ultra-seamlessly. Think end-to-end. We will maximize the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, impactful bloatware to optimize. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? The capacity to generate proactively leads to the power to streamline intuitively. Without well-chosen media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become B2C. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C2B? The capacity to innovate transparently leads to the capability to incentivize nano-strategically. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of resource-constrained social networks. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for regulating new platforms? We always iterate affiliate-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We will inflate our capability to drive without diminishing our ability to matrix. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, innovative plan of action for coping with new granular Total Quality Control? We always monetize C2C2C angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our ability to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a plan to become vertical? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be sticky? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned re-sizing reports, paradigms are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365.