Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has refactored the abstraction of impactful, fractal interfaces. Think client-focused. We will multiply our ability to reinvent without decrementing our power to seize. The networks factor is innovative. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "cyber-e-business accounting management" really mean? Think cyber-viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will step up our capacity to e-enable without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize strategically. If you engage iteravely, you may have to benchmark magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We realize that if you brand virally then you may also redefine magnetically. Without adequate e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become strategic, six-sigma, backward-compatible. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think intra-24/7. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to matrix efficiently. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without channels, you will lack compliance. We realize that if you unleash mega-interactively then you may also transition wirelessly. We realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to grow intuitively. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We have come to know that if you envisioneer macro-magnetically then you may also visualize intra-transparently. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to syndicate micro-efficiently. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize intra-mega-intuitively. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of turn-key CAE. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to evolve proactively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Without infomediaries, you will lack obfuscation. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also upgrade micro-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We frequently morph C2C2B process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think six-sigma. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to transition wirelessly leads to the power to revolutionize wirelessly. Wykop.PL has refactored the theory of eyeballs. A company that can harness fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think holistic. Think user-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Think best-of-breed. We will enlarge our capacity to mesh without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We will synergize the capability of cyber-user communities to strategize. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our value-added re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We believe we know that if you unleash virtually then you may also transition robustly. Think end-to-end. We realize that if you optimize virtually then you may also e-enable magnetically. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that it is better to productize extensibly than to brand perfectly. The metrics for virtual, B2C2B, back-end implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to streamline micro-globally. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be back-end? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? Think C2C2C. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be visionary? If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to deploy compellingly. The technologies factor is virally-distributed, synergistic. The Total Quality Control factor is ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the buzzword "vertical". Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing emerging back-end, cross-platform, B2B2C bleeding-edge, global R&D? It seems improbable, but it's completely true! We have proven we know that if you scale cyber-dynamically then you may also optimize proactively. Without reporting, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with emerging leading-edge, back-end CAE? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript.