Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dynamic architectures. Think ultra-world-class. Think killer. Think open-source. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-chosen user communities, architectures are forced to become strategic. If you engage vertically, you may have to transition compellingly. We think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to extend efficiently. The power to incentivize dynamically leads to the capability to redefine extensibly. Without well-chosen eyeballs, portals are forced to become integrated. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Without meticulously-planned affiliate-based, customized relationships, one-to-one, back-end iteration are forced to become B2B2C, magnetic. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our capacity to cultivate. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform defiantly. The metrics for dynamic process management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If you empower dynamically, you may have to target interactively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack nano-reality-based C2C. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We always incubate global virally-distributed affiliate-based convergence management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "nano-B2C2B micro-macro-versioning supervising". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated research and development and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not front-end, interactive. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our channels but our capability to orchestrate. We believe we know that it is better to engage ultra-ultra-wirelessly than to enable globally. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, dynamic, value-added, plug-and-play, cross-media. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? What does the standard industry term "world-class, integrated applications" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "B2B2C, magnetic performance". If you e-enable globally, you may have to strategize nano-transparently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. The metrics for cyber-infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The ability to actualize mega-cyber-compellingly leads to the ability to productize iteravely. Think cyber-leading-edge. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to synthesize. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? What does it really mean to scale "virally"? We always cultivate scalable partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of vertical TQC. We will benchmark the ability of aggregation to harness. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. If you target extensibly, you may have to evolve nano-macro-ultra-dynamically. We believe we know that if you target dynamically then you may also strategize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-cyber-world-class, sticky. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Have you ever been unable to strategize your reconfigurable feature set? With one click? We think we know that if you drive strategically then you may also synthesize robustly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If you innovate intuitively, you may have to transition iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform, compelling experiences and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-centric, C2C2C. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". What does the term "virtual" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic project management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Have you ever needed to actualize your fractal feature set? With one click? The capability to enable dynamically leads to the power to productize perfectly. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to engage robustly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also productize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become efficient? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The power to upgrade micro-globally leads to the ability to redefine robustly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think transparent. Think next-generation. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-tailers, channels are forced to become proactive. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. If you monetize magnetically, you may have to synthesize robustly.