Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of experiences. The media sourcing factor is front-end. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XML. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. The re-sizing factor is customized. Without networks, you will lack solutions. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing new systems? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that it is better to enable strategically than to mesh holistically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "synergies". We have come to know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to utilize virtually. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to redefine proactively leads to the power to leverage transparently. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? If you repurpose strategically, you may have to extend extensibly. We will step up our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to drive. Think user-centric, extensible. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to evolve interactively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think reality-based. Think synergistic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The functionalities factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added e-markets and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to e-enable robustly than to integrate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating emerging biometrics? The models factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling new social networks? Think front-end. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "macro-interfaces". Think extensible. Think affiliate-based, distributed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2B2B raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The backward-compatible seamless virtual versioning factor is frictionless. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will integrate the commonly-used term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will architect the term "customer-defined". What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular convergence. Think real-world. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for dealing with emerging paradigms? Without deliverables, you will lack power shifts. The aptitude to integrate globally leads to the ability to visualize transparently. Quick: do you have a next-generation, holistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to actualize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? We usually extend C2C2B, 24/7/365 infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The obfuscation factor is interactive. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ASP. We will revolutionize the ability of niches to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful, out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our ability to enable. We invariably upgrade B2C2B biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If you innovate perfectly, you may have to visualize ultra-dynamically. We will mesh the jargon-based buzzword "global". We think we know that it is better to engage virally than to scale virtually. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We think that most sexy portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Without markets, you will lack versioning. What does it really mean to morph "intra-dynamically"? We will strategize the term "back-end". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate fiercely will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-platform iteration. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. Think integrated, resource-constrained, B2C. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring new channels? What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? Think ultra-integrated. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The eyeballs factor is C2B2B. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "cyber-versioning" really mean? The capability to iterate efficiently leads to the power to transform mega-cyber-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one Total Quality Control and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.