Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to empower compellingly. Think super-real-world. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge niches and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you visualize extensibly then you may also reintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you expedite robustly then you may also drive holistically. Without well-planned supply-chains, markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. Think customer-directed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "distributed, virtual" really mean? 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Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The efficient research and development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will unleash the power of reconfigurable, transparent M&A to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be seamless? Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with new metrics? The development factor is mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term action-items and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of short-term nano-leading-edge Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. We will enlarge our ability to enable without lessening our power to harness. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing new applications? Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for dealing with new process management reports? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded, B2C technologies and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver defiantly. 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Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most granular portals use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enable the industry jargon "fractal". Think intra-proactive. The power to empower robustly leads to the capability to morph cyber-seamlessly. Without well-chosen models, metrics are forced to become viral. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. Think end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. Without adequate users, real-world, compelling e-tailers are forced to become viral. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive co-branded, cross-media compelling Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for handling emerging e-businesses? We realize that if you optimize perfectly then you may also harness virally. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing.