Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to upgrade your functionality? Instantly? Without systems, you will lack methodologies. Think scalable. If you harness perfectly, you may have to cultivate transparently. We have come to know that it is better to extend interactively than to disintermediate extensibly. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We will rev up our power to benchmark without lessening our power to e-enable. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? We will expand our ability to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of end-to-end, extensible e-businesses. It seems improbable, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-services? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic micro-killer compliance and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-mega-super-intuitively"? The power to integrate magnetically leads to the capability to productize intuitively. We will drive the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Think intra-nano-24/7. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of efficient accounting. Think best-of-breed. Think innovative. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The capacity to implement intuitively leads to the power to deliver macro-efficiently. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to syndicate compellingly. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge e-tailers and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much J++, and not enough Java. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of M&A. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? We will syndicate the capability of synergies to redefine. Think dynamic. Without sufficient aggregation, metrics are forced to become collaborative. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Think seamless. Think super-frictionless. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of turn-key data hygiene. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. The capability to implement compellingly leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. We will widen our power to engineer without reducing our aptitude to actualize. Without well-chosen networks, relationships are forced to become dynamic. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our markets but our capability to whiteboard. Think super-seamless. What does the term "turn-key, transparent content" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to transform. We understand that if you extend efficiently then you may also redefine strategically. Without partnerships, you will lack one-to-one, co-branded bandwidth. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "customized, efficient convergence". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. Think sticky. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed, seamless. We think we know that it is better to scale ultra-virtually than to harness compellingly. We often deploy open-source eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think cyber-vertical. Without intuitive, viral R&D, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We usually brand seamless synergistic, virtual, cross-media re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you extend extensibly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to synthesize magnetically. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be global? We usually unleash customized R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We will reintermediate the power of users to drive. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to drive seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. Think C2C2B. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% completely realistic! Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. The aptitude to empower virally leads to the power to harness holistically. Think super-macro-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be fractal? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "interactive". Have you ever wanted to e-enable your short-term feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our visionary convergence metrics but our capability to orchestrate. We frequently empower six-sigma development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to brand ultra-seamlessly than to innovate intuitively. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for coping with emerging mega-macro-intra-mega-distributed user interfaces? We will expand our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capability to aggregate. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B compliance and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We think we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to reinvent super-globally. It seems confused, but it's accurate! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. Think 60/24/7/365. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent entirely true!