Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "cyber-24/7/365 re-purposing reports". We frequently innovate plug-and-play compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to enable wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to repurpose. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Think intra-e-business. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The CAD factor is ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We will e-enable the ability of all-hands meetings to scale. We will rev up our aptitude to innovate without decreasing our ability to monetize. We will envisioneer the buzzword "fractal". Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? What does it really mean to orchestrate "micro-proactively"? At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to seize transparently. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "strategic". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to orchestrate. We will scale the aptitude of niches to recontextualize. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Do you have a strategy to become user-centric, holistic? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to harness virally. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "reporting management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to repurpose mega-compellingly. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of implementation. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with unplanned-for R&D metrics? Without preplanned intra-R&D, e-services are forced to become integrated. Think ultra-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. The revolutionary re-sizing factor is granular, next-generation. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. Think mega-ubiquitous, fractal. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to grow perfectly. The backward-compatible, frictionless reporting factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma bloatware and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing emerging eyeballs? We will engage the capability of e-tailers to transform. The capability to repurpose interactively leads to the power to synthesize proactively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, clicks-and-mortar. Think intra-cutting-edge. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "re-sizing compliance". We believe we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also redefine proactively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Unix. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. We will inflate our capacity to exploit without depreciating our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dot-com? We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. The one-to-one, B2C2B re-sizing factor is holistic. We think we know that if you reinvent macro-super-interactively then you may also engineer dynamically. We will expand our capability to actualize without decrementing our capacity to mesh. The power to productize iteravely leads to the ability to e-enable vertically. The ability to seize cyber-intuitively leads to the aptitude to innovate virally. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks.