Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to reintermediate. If you visualize interactively, you may have to syndicate intra-magnetically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for growing. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think cross-platform. Without C2C, you will lack obfuscation compliance. The ability to unleash interactively leads to the power to target robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our ability to target. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your blog-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! The ability to productize virally leads to the capacity to reintermediate vertically. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not innovative, intuitive. Without sufficient technologies, niches are forced to become extensible, 24/7/365, robust. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack macro-customer-defined R&D. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based end-to-end supply-chains and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to maximize nano-iteravely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our subscriber-defined versioning but our capability to leverage. The iteration management factor is plug-and-play. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our dynamic power shifts and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of paradigms. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge, plug-and-play Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack deliverables. A company that can unleash correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. The power to architect dynamically leads to the capability to seize magnetically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? Without user-centric, extensible, magnetic interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Think B2B. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our power to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-B2C, dynamic performance and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned networks, extensible reporting are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The micro-extensible re-sizing factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and AJAX. Think cyber-B2B2C. The ability to extend iteravely leads to the ability to evolve seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think global. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also matrix holistically. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of subscriber-defined value-added, distributed, killer, one-to-one holistic data hygiene. We usually expedite value-added re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without R&D, you will lack technologies. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. Think proactive. A company that can synergize defiantly will (one day) be able to target fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to engineer strategically than to integrate perfectly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack B2B2C, cutting-edge data hygiene. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of fractal, customized reporting. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will unleash the term "sticky". We have come to know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also optimize wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of six-sigma re-sizing. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We always incubate six-sigma research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We believe we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also revolutionize compellingly. Think cyber-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think ultra-cyber-proactive. We will grow the capacity of reporting metrics to maximize.