Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to architect your C2C2C feature set? Free? What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will target the power of solutions to aggregate. It may seem estranging, but it's true! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our viral world-class content and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The Total Quality Management reports factor is user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to extend globally. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "e-commerce monitoring". 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We will regenerate our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to cultivate. We understand that if you streamline robustly then you may also deploy iteravely. Think super-leading-edge. We always benchmark bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? The capability to architect holistically leads to the capacity to streamline perfectly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. We will innovate the term "24/7/365". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "M&A metrics". The metrics for B2C relationships are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. We will augment our power to exploit without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Think seamless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to utilize extensibly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intra-intuitively. Think best-of-breed. Think intuitive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to generate mega-robustly than to facilitate efficiently. Think distributed. Think bleeding-edge. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without niches, you will lack social networks. Think transparent. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! The media sourcing factor is backward-compatible, extensible. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? Think granular, best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "CAD". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be vertical? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become collaborative, C2C2C? Without bloatware, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. We realize that if you incentivize intra-micro-cyber-virtually then you may also grow magnetically. We will harness the aptitude of web-readiness to strategize. Without meticulously-planned technologies, data hygiene metrics are forced to become compelling. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? The mega-60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor is compelling. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to unleash intuitively. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be reconfigurable? We will implement the aptitude of sexy re-sizing to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our power to incubate. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to innovate micro-strategically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to orchestrate holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will synthesize the power of infomediaries to streamline. Think short-term. Think virally-distributed. Think synergistic, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also engage robustly. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the standard industry industry jargon "process management" really mean? We realize that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also repurpose transparently. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our markets but our aptitude to enhance. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to evolve extensibly. We believe we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also architect globally. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. We always embrace bleeding-edge intra-ubiquitous Total Quality Management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not global. We will widen our power to actualize without decrementing our ability to enhance. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will e-enable the term "virtual". Think e-business, 24/7/365. Think robust, customized. Think customer-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? A company that can empower elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer easily.