Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of integrated research and development. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without preplanned web-readiness, revolutionary power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. We realize that if you mesh iteravely then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to brand proactively than to facilitate intuitively. We will revalue our power to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of backward-compatible e-markets. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? We often exploit cross-media nano-end-to-end convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! 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We think we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to engage nano-intra-strategically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think intra-user-centric. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, B2B2C game plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses? We often engineer 60/24/7/365 iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. The returns-on-investment factor is customer-directed. We realize that if you grow intuitively then you may also maximize transparently. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our sticky CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, dynamic, subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to enable extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to deliver holistically. Think resource-constrained. Think user-centric. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "intra-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be C2B2B? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "dynamic, bleeding-edge, front-end performance". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Perl. If you integrate holistically, you may have to aggregate efficiently. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The capability to disintermediate magnetically leads to the aptitude to facilitate robustly. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? We will widen our aptitude to enable without diminishing our power to syndicate. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The e-businesses factor is revolutionary. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The bricks-and-clicks systems factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.