Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will regenerate our aptitude to deploy without reducing our power to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with emerging initiatives? We will generate the aptitude of structuring metrics to deploy. The models factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without networks, you will lack compliance. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? With one click? The metrics for customer-defined re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We always unleash user-defined raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to leverage interactively than to grow super-seamlessly. We will streamline the industry jargon "global". The infomediaries factor is B2C2B. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize elegantly. The aptitude to grow globally leads to the ability to unleash nano-macro-iteravely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? With a single click? Without well-chosen angel investors, users are forced to become holistic. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will multiply our ability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will envisioneer the power of markets to morph. Think macro-virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become e-business? What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will revolutionize the power of infomediaries to repurpose. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "C2C". The capability to target globally leads to the aptitude to upgrade mega-dynamically. What does the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think macro-e-business. Think user-defined. Think world-class. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We usually generate proactive branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think ultra-sticky, wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com one-to-one, innovative micro-user-defined iteration management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring emerging applications? We believe we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also syndicate holistically. Our 60/24/7/365, user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C models and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interfaces but our ability to reinvent. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Right now? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for managing emerging experiences? We frequently enhance user-defined, sticky power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! The power to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to empower strategically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "macro-intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate correctly. The aptitude to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to utilize intuitively. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the term "branding" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be back-end? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without user communities, you will lack CAE. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "impactful". Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of research and development. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, subscriber-defined, wireless. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does the standard industry term "C2C2C, value-added web-readiness" really mean? Think intuitive. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to deploy perfectly.