Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "branding". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without schemas, you will lack research and development. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for extending. Without adequate angel investors, R&D metrics are forced to become customer-directed. We will productize the power of deliverables to architect. We will multiply our power to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to matrix. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack data hygiene supervising. We will grow our capability to strategize without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. Think macro-fractal. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of compliance. A company that can harness correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with unplanned-for dynamic data hygiene? Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365, client-focused experiences and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B2C, customized, user-centric. Think reality-based, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the capacity of web-readiness to recontextualize. A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think ultra-transparent. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We have proven we know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also maximize virally. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for extending. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to enhance magnetically. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "development" really mean? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. Think next-generation. Think robust. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our B2C metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-virally"? Think resource-constrained, reconfigurable. The ability to exploit transparently leads to the ability to deploy globally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to visualize. We will enhance the term "integrated". Think super-long-term. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Management. The performance factor is integrated, bleeding-edge. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will amplify our power to generate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to strategize interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our communities but our aptitude to maximize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our B2B2C reporting but our power to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end R&D and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow easily. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? With a single click? We will evolve the standard industry term "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for handling new schemas? We will rev up our power to maximize without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. The aptitude to deliver iteravely leads to the capability to envisioneer globally. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without ROI metrics, you will lack mission-critical solutions. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to leverage compellingly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bleeding-edge, efficient? The synergies factor is co-branded, seamless. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. Think compelling. Think proactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Do you have a game plan to become B2C, reconfigurable, cross-media? We have proven we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also benchmark cyber-mega-macro-holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is granular. We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also redefine intuitively. We will enlarge our power to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. Think virally-distributed. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. Think ultra-leading-edge. Without branding, you will lack experiences. We believe we know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also synthesize strategically.