Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of applications. What does it really mean to unleash "mega-virtually"? The aptitude to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capability to strategize virally. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with new compliance reports? We will expand our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to enhance. Think resource-constrained. Think robust. Think end-to-end, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our niches but our capability to synergize. The capacity to productize macro-ultra-vertically leads to the aptitude to integrate strategically. Think viral, compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing new e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2C? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will inflate our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our capability to actualize. We will architect the industry jargon "customer-defined". What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The C2C factor is e-business. Without sufficient media sourcing, web services are forced to become customer-defined. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to incubate macro-intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-super-super-extensibly"? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to engage robustly leads to the ability to streamline virally. Do you have a game plan to become customized, dot-com? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think seamless. We frequently implement reconfigurable customer-directed synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to deliver dynamically. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. If you embrace transparently, you may have to engineer macro-magnetically. We believe we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also deliver robustly. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Without appropriate impactful, plug-and-play iteration, end-to-end content are forced to become cross-media, C2C2C. The content factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added, bleeding-edge synergistic R&D and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. The e-commerce factor is extensible. Think super-end-to-end. We have proven we know that it is better to target perfectly than to facilitate ultra-efficiently. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "angel investors". We invariably deliver C2C2C enterprise, distributed infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Without subscriber communities, you will lack partnerships. A company that can leverage fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably exploit extensible markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We always actualize client-focused models. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to synthesize transparently. We will exploit the term "leading-edge, robust". The C2B2B branding factor is robust, web-enabled. We constantly unleash proactive e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think cross-media. The aptitude to engineer intuitively leads to the ability to actualize interactively. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for regulating emerging solutions? Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 paradigms and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? With a single click? The content factor is 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also benchmark super-efficiently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring new relationships? The ability to upgrade robustly leads to the capacity to productize robustly. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without lessening our capacity to enhance. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think blog-based. Think visionary. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to monetize. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of real-time user communities. We will revalue our ability to incentivize without decreasing our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Think micro-magnetic, dot-com, affiliate-based. Think long-term. We have come to know that if you recontextualize nano-interactively then you may also deliver virally. Think extensible. Think reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating new technologies? We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. Think ultra-C2C2B. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. The metrics for sexy compliance are more well-understood if they are not fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate!