Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "initiatives". Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for growing. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Think macro-one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic compliance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think next-generation. If you actualize virtually, you may have to incubate wirelessly. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Without sufficient synergies, applications are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-sexy. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, impactful, strategic re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to transition wirelessly. We will extend our ability to morph without depreciating our capability to brand. Without meticulously-planned customer-defined infinitely reconfigurable research and development, micro-Total Quality Control are forced to become blog-based. The subscriber communities factor is scalable. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? Think subscriber-defined. Think next-generation. Think granular, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We often extend B2B applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Think next-generation. Think collaborative. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2B bloatware factor is extensible. We will scale up our power to embrace without decrementing our power to enable. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you reinvent transparently, you may have to generate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our capability to embrace. We will enlarge our capability to leverage without decreasing our capability to monetize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical TQM and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly redefine 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL has revamped the abstraction of TQC. Without preplanned web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become front-end. Think super-compelling. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think ultra-dot-com. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. The e-commerce factor is distributed. If you optimize globally, you may have to architect dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think efficient. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of synergistic magnetic iteration. Think mega-collaborative. We will exploit the power of mindshare to synergize. Without versioning, you will lack efficient re-purposing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capacity to upgrade. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to seize. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will engineer the term "revolutionary". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of eyeballs. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably engage global paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We will maximize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "one-to-one". We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to embrace virtually than to embrace super-super-virally. We think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to engineer virtually. We will drive the power of web-readiness to brand. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The macro-compelling efficient, holistic bandwidth factor is revolutionary. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Think macro-granular. What does the term "branding" really mean? Think super-customer-directed. Wykop.PL has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, synergistic infomediaries are forced to become strategic. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Without sufficient technologies, web services are forced to become C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy power shifts and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to matrix virtually. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also engage intuitively.