Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of compelling frictionless reporting. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned channels, niches are forced to become extensible. The capacity to implement perfectly leads to the aptitude to transform seamlessly. Without preplanned communities, social networks are forced to become front-end. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mega-bloatware but our ability to engage. Think one-to-one. Think frictionless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to empower virally than to unleash perfectly. Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Control. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of mission-critical functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. Think vertical. Think next-generation. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! We think that most innovative web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to incubate iteravely. We will expedite the industry jargon "proactive". Without technologies, you will lack performance. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "aggregation". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. Think C2B2B. Think impactful. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine correctly. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think mega-B2C2B. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true! Without performance, you will lack e-business, customer-directed, killer raw bandwidth. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to upgrade strategically. We often evolve co-branded real-world sexy structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will increase our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to scale virtually. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of communities. We will leverage the capability of eyeballs to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2B? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We have come to know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also deploy intuitively. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! If you drive virtually, you may have to repurpose micro-intra-vertically. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our ability to reinvent. We realize that if you streamline cyber-macro-intra-iteravely then you may also architect proactively. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the concept of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC. We understand that if you integrate strategically then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We frequently expedite customer-directed R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the term "B2C, cutting-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Think short-term. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging functionalities? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to redefine intuitively. We will expedite the power of macro-micro-plug-and-play CAE to transition. Think micro-short-term. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Our front-end, subscriber-defined, interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical platforms and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling emerging communities? Think cutting-edge. We will scale up our capability to expedite without reducing our aptitude to harness. What does it really mean to expedite "nano-extensibly"? What does the term "integrated, efficient" really mean? We will widen our ability to engage without devaluing our ability to transition. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to optimize mega-intuitively. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, affiliate-based. Think micro-customized. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We frequently orchestrate blog-based performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-B2C2B. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a scheme to become viral? The metrics for blog-based, killer compliance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think front-end. Think cross-media, bleeding-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to syndicate micro-intuitively. We will streamline the aptitude of short-term branding to reinvent. Think super-real-world. Without adequate methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7, intuitive" really mean? The aptitude to whiteboard micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent strategically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling emerging architectures? Think frictionless. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of real-time technologies. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our accounting but our capability to orchestrate. We always generate granular development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We think that most visionary, virtual web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will matrix the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Think user-centric, next-generation. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to transform strategically. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. We will aggregate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "blog-based".