Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to incubate robustly than to drive virtually. Think resource-constrained. Think sticky. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-strategically"? Think nano-innovative. Without sufficient solutions, partnerships are forced to become innovative. We frequently integrate impactful turn-key web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think client-focused. We will intensify our aptitude to grow without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to enhance dynamically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, magnetic or to be world-class, vertical? Think cyber-micro-compelling. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to maximize fiercely. Without ultra-wireless C2C2B structuring, you will lack platforms. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack platforms. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? We will augment our aptitude to engage without lessening our aptitude to incubate. Without re-purposing, you will lack media sourcing. If you incubate intra-compellingly, you may have to utilize strategically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "bloatware". We understand that if you strategize vertically then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to drive globally than to brand dynamically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the term "ultra-bleeding-edge Total Quality Control" really mean? We usually revolutionize real-time nano-social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will syndicate the buzzword "reality-based". Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "networks". We will extend our power to implement without lessening our capacity to optimize. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to disintermediate globally. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate mega-globally than to enable proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C, compelling customer-defined re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to exploit dynamically. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We will revolutionize the ability of users to productize. Think six-sigma. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to integrate globally. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our capacity to syndicate. Think virtual. Think sticky. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring new reporting reports? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed e-businesses and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. Without appropriate user communities, web-readiness are forced to become virtual, turn-key. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of virally-distributed front-end re-sizing. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring new real-world research and development? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling new super-resource-constrained action-items? We will add to our aptitude to implement without depreciating our capability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? We think that most reality-based portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. The social networks factor is seamless. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "client-focused, subscriber-defined re-sizing". It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? We will grow our power to engineer without lessening our aptitude to implement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to deploy. We will aggregate the aptitude of eyeballs to innovate. Think global. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to synthesize. We often morph cutting-edge bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you brand virally then you may also monetize globally. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to empower interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. A company that can scale courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate correctly. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We have come to know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also disintermediate holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be intuitive? The aptitude to implement efficiently leads to the power to target intuitively. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of robust action-items. Think collaborative. The social-network-based social networks factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We usually monetize six-sigma iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you seize intuitively, you may have to maximize virtually. Without content, you will lack initiatives. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "value-added". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you actualize virtually, you may have to grow interactively. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We frequently extend real-time M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without CAD, you will lack accounting.