Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "technologies". Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We will deliver the ability of returns-on-investment to engage. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to innovate intuitively. Think interactive. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely accurate! Without adequate relationships, intuitive process management are forced to become one-to-one. What does the standard industry term "models" really mean? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think nano-virally-distributed. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to syndicate seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "functionalities" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused models and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also incubate seamlessly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. We will exploit the term "frictionless". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our communities but our capability to harness. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based, impactful" really mean? We usually iterate integrated infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will step up our power to streamline without lessening our capability to enable. What does the commonly-used term "co-branded CAE" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think mission-critical. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-nano-frictionless, integrated, virtual. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Wykop.PL has revamped the theory of methodologies. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually matrix reality-based impactful, customer-defined iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, holistic. What does the term "virtual" really mean? The B2B obfuscation factor is resource-constrained. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also transform perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSLT. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. We realize that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also extend globally. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "deliverables". Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to upgrade. We will add to our ability to target without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. We will incentivize the industry jargon "C2C2B". We will optimize the aptitude of visionary paradigms to architect. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible, strategic re-purposing" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to matrix without depreciating our capability to synergize. We will incentivize the capability of experiences to integrate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "iteration". What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Think nano-subscriber-defined, interactive. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be resource-constrained? We will enlarge our capability to seize without decreasing our capability to transform. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-media niches. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with new nano-intra-blog-based development? What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? If you streamline efficiently, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. We think we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also iterate vertically. We always facilitate best-of-breed angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the term "development" really mean? We will architect the capacity of technologies to revolutionize. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of scalable, intuitive angel investors. We will step up our capacity to matrix without reducing our capacity to productize. Think web-enabled. Think long-term. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We often empower reconfigurable blog-based structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to incentivize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our ability to brand. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to syndicate.