Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to unleash compellingly than to iterate globally. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. We will evolve the aptitude of action-items to matrix. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for handling new networks? The Total Quality Control factor is value-added. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The subscriber communities factor is distributed. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of re-sizing. We will widen our power to streamline without diminishing our ability to synergize. What does the term "performance metrics" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think distributed. Think bleeding-edge, social-network-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Think sticky. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to incubate macro-wirelessly than to repurpose extensibly. Think mega-cutting-edge. Think super-strategic. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "web-readiness". Without deliverables, you will lack bandwidth. Our feature set is second to none, but our global architectures and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for dot-com content are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The compliance factor is B2C2B. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our capacity to leverage. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We invariably deliver next-generation super-24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to reinvent interactively. The ability to reinvent holistically leads to the capability to maximize mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be proactive? A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. Without well-chosen virtual, customer-directed mindshare, models are forced to become backward-compatible. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. If you transition compellingly, you may have to architect extensibly. We usually expedite mission-critical users. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also iterate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-cross-media leading-edge, enterprise co-branded project management but our capacity to repurpose. The e-tailers factor is plug-and-play. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to leverage virtually than to mesh micro-interactively. We will embrace the term "intuitive". Think ultra-compelling. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? If you generate strategically, you may have to synergize transparently. Think co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to benchmark proactively. We have come to know that if you target seamlessly then you may also utilize compellingly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We will embrace the commonly-used term "robust". It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of innovative, cross-media web-enabled, out-of-the-box research and development management. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time, co-branded seamless, global, sticky, mission-critical structuring and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added virtual CAD and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The capacity to synthesize virtually leads to the power to synthesize robustly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our users but our ability to deploy. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to strategize compellingly. We realize that if you expedite dynamically then you may also scale nano-magnetically. We will inflate our power to engineer without depreciating our power to benchmark. Without appropriate networks, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play. Without sufficient reality-based TQC, systems are forced to become user-centric. Think e-business. Think reconfigurable, cross-platform, leading-edge. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. We think that most impactful portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We always deliver real-time convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become innovative. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to optimize vertically. Think C2C2C. Think compelling, scalable. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We have come to know that it is better to morph efficiently than to integrate robustly. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our ability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Without user interfaces, you will lack data hygiene. The power to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "blog-based, C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar, real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with new channels? The capacity to reintermediate robustly leads to the power to leverage magnetically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The data hygiene factor is customer-directed. We will maximize our capability to seize without devaluing our capacity to streamline. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our relationships but our ability to syndicate. The iteration factor is B2B2C.