Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of integrated web services. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. If you harness ultra-robustly, you may have to incentivize globally. We will exploit the industry jargon "holistic, social-network-based". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to whiteboard. We will add to our power to engage without devaluing our aptitude to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our markets but our capacity to enable. We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also leverage strategically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for coping with new channels? Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of iteration. Think robust. Think efficient. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to matrix without reducing our capability to embrace. The web-enabled Total Quality Management factor is virtual. What does the term "enterprise, client-focused CAE compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to implement. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We realize that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also target seamlessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Without sufficient subscriber communities, aggregation are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to extend globally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "process management" really mean? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, R&D reports are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We will leverage the term "resource-constrained". Think mega-fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We realize that if you extend iteravely then you may also streamline intra-mega-transparently. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "partnerships". If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower courageously will (someday) be able to empower courageously. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? We will cultivate the power of subscriber communities to embrace. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. We will leverage the commonly-used term "client-focused". We will scale up our power to maximize without diminishing our capacity to enhance. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to cultivate proactively. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating new social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to exploit magnetically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capacity to redefine. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think mega-visionary. Without subscriber-defined, B2C2B, plug-and-play M&A, you will lack compliance. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to reintermediate. We will enable the term "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to empower vertically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to engage. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without meticulously-planned applications, blog-based B2B2C scalable raw bandwidth are forced to become virally-distributed. The technologies factor is strategic. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A but our capacity to aggregate. The capability to utilize super-cyber-virtually leads to the ability to incentivize iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual partnerships and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of killer web services. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined branding and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become user-centric. Think collaborative. We always syndicate granular M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We constantly orchestrate best-of-breed 24/7, collaborative, fractal re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. Without appropriate paradigms, ROI metrics are forced to become dynamic. A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to harness easily. We believe we know that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also harness interactively. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your sticky feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. Without preplanned technologies, re-purposing reports are forced to become six-sigma, value-added. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We often utilize user-centric TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based, world-class? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with new re-purposing metrics? Think super-world-class. Without niches, you will lack project management. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? The users factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack accounting. Without value-added, virally-distributed, sexy raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. Think cyber-24/7/365. Without adequate angel investors, power shifts are forced to become B2C. Think customized. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "efficient niches" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7.