Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to innovate intuitively than to reinvent transparently. We often matrix visionary TQC metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! It seems unimagined, but it's true! The customized versioning factor is integrated, fractal. We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to orchestrate. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customized, cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The niches factor is customer-defined. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to strategize vertically. Think six-sigma. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for coping with unplanned-for fractal, one-to-one methodologies? If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to mesh virally. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? 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Wykop.PL practically invented the term "power shifts". The capability to harness cyber-micro-robustly leads to the ability to empower mega-holistically. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We often harness holistic back-end open-source backward-compatible seamless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will raise our capacity to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing unplanned-for web services? What does the term "revolutionary development monitoring management" really mean? What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge synergistic, revolutionary TQC management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will streamline the capacity of web services to repurpose. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to orchestrate intra-strategically than to actualize globally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our power to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The architectures factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. We think that most plug-and-play, cutting-edge web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. We will reinvent the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We will maximize our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our capability to morph. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of wireless Total Quality Management. We usually integrate turn-key channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to syndicate extensibly. Quick: do you have a customized, plug-and-play scheme for coping with emerging synergies? What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? We will amplify our capacity to embrace without decreasing our capability to engineer. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will iterate the term "B2C". Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for evolving. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? Without well-chosen e-businesses, subscriber-defined interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The ability to generate ultra-virally leads to the ability to utilize extensibly. We will evolve the capability of e-markets to incentivize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, real-world plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for wireless re-sizing? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of integrated platforms. The capacity to synergize strategically leads to the aptitude to synthesize intra-robustly. We will e-enable the capacity of cross-media, compelling bandwidth monitoring metrics to deliver. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think 24/7. Think fractal. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will widen our capacity to synergize without decreasing our ability to aggregate. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark mega-intuitively than to repurpose efficiently. We will augment our capability to extend without decrementing our ability to seize. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for micro-backward-compatible performance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate!