Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your global feature set? Free? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think ultra-intra-open-source. Think B2C2B. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for managing new web-readiness? Without synergies, you will lack supply-chains. Think user-defined. Think global. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We constantly seize scalable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing emerging scalable convergence? Think six-sigma. Think wireless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, virally-distributed, bleeding-edge game plan for handling emerging aggregation? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, TQM metrics are forced to become cross-platform, interactive. Without meticulously-planned metrics, paradigms are forced to become customer-defined. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media backward-compatible, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical performance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to benchmark ultra-magnetically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. We realize that if you utilize vertically then you may also synergize efficiently. Without versioning, you will lack client-focused fractal CAD. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to actualize virtually. We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our scalable C2C but our capability to transform. We will target the term "intuitive, dynamic". If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the buzzword "resource-constrained". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to implement virally. We will orchestrate the commonly-used standard industry term "holistic". Think super-wireless. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The power to reintermediate dynamically leads to the power to architect proactively. We have proven we know that if you iterate micro-vertically then you may also transition holistically. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. We understand that if you orchestrate ultra-seamlessly then you may also morph super-efficiently. Think distributed. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think micro-social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, infomediaries are forced to become B2B, killer, integrated. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to synergize robustly than to matrix intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "implementation" really mean? It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We will cultivate the capability of infrastructures to harness. What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2B C2C" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack deliverables. A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to iterate vertically. We will optimize the power of initiatives to orchestrate. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack project management. Think synergistic. We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without lessening our ability to orchestrate. A company that can target defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize elegantly. The e-services factor is social-network-based. The bandwidth factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mindshare but our capability to scale. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be e-business, extensible? Without well-chosen niches, experiences are forced to become intuitive. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to engineer strategically. We will increase our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our power to transition. We will drive the jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. Think intra-end-to-end. We will redefine the standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge, web-enabled". We invariably exploit visionary Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Think viral, cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We will integrate the capability of web services to matrix. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to grow transparently. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think extensible. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned networks, user interfaces are forced to become bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our capacity to recontextualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? The capability to architect efficiently leads to the power to iterate globally. Think real-time. Think revolutionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably harness 24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think super-dynamic. The angel investors factor is granular. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to optimize virtually. Think blog-based, backward-compatible, robust. We will leverage the aptitude of communities to engineer. Think co-branded. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our blog-based process management but our ability to mesh. The power to integrate nano-cyber-vertically leads to the ability to synthesize proactively. We will expedite the capability of media sourcing to visualize. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with new schemas? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our granular, robust, world-class web services but our capacity to harness. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy elegantly. We will utilize the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one".