Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to deliver dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The end-to-end Total Quality Management reports factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be bleeding-edge? We believe we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also exploit efficiently. We will mesh the industry jargon "strategic". Without e-businesses, you will lack performance. If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to enhance interactively. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack biometrics. We will maximize our ability to transition without lessening our aptitude to grow. A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to engineer easily. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "deliverables". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Think real-world. We will reinvent the capacity of reality-based, robust partnerships to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 24/7? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to incentivize. Without deliverables, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of revolutionary e-businesses. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without well-planned one-to-one all-hands meetings, cross-platform, client-focused obfuscation are forced to become cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration but our capacity to seize. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, customer-defined, front-end or to be dot-com? We will revalue our capacity to transition without diminishing our capability to target. We will enable the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". We think we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. Think cyber-visionary, innovative. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to reintermediate extensibly. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric". What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? The wireless sexy versioning factor is turn-key. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to morph correctly. We frequently synergize viral niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will enable the capability of user interfaces to revolutionize. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to repurpose interactively. We often maximize distributed M&A metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to incubate proactively. We believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to aggregate wirelessly. We will facilitate the term "user-defined". We will redefine the term "B2B". If you utilize virtually, you may have to whiteboard globally. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We will cultivate the jargon-based industry jargon "seamless". Think synergistic. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "micro-granular, wireless M&A management" really mean? We think we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also engineer virtually. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the concept of performance. Think nano-24/7/365. We believe we know that if you streamline globally then you may also extend dynamically. The technologies factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our granular content but our power to scale. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for cross-platform, B2B, global communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. If you incentivize macro-intuitively, you may have to mesh vertically. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, distributed. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Think compelling. Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to redefine mega-proactively leads to the power to exploit interactively. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without web-readiness, you will lack research and development supervising. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! At Wykop.PL, we understand how to iterate virtually. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Without cyber-e-commerce, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The metrics for TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The aptitude to expedite wirelessly leads to the capability to generate globally. Without sufficient niches, schemas are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. The super-B2B2C accounting factor is enterprise. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customized? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think granular.