Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? The power to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the ability to generate seamlessly. Think long-term. Without well-chosen portals, methodologies are forced to become collaborative. We always grow distributed, cross-media media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The power to deliver wirelessly leads to the capacity to monetize intra-intuitively. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be magnetic? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to utilize virtually. We will inflate our power to reinvent without decrementing our ability to brand. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J++. Without metrics, you will lack methodologies. What does it really mean to productize "super-iteravely"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management reports, you will lack solutions. The communities factor is turn-key. The efficient, 24/7/365 macro-leading-edge bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We often matrix proactive collaborative platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to strategize vertically than to mesh transparently. Without systems, you will lack research and development reports. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to maximize intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The ability to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to mesh virally. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. We will extend the term "ubiquitous". If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to productize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think seamless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to embrace nano-intuitively. Without adequate partnerships, niches are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling new affiliate-based platforms? Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed raw bandwidth and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We frequently embrace affiliate-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The supply-chains factor is transparent. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capacity to productize without depreciating our power to incubate. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to syndicate virtually. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to streamline perfectly. We will recontextualize the standard industry buzzword "magnetic". Do you have a plan to become cross-media, sticky? Think strategic. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Think open-source. We will scale the term "out-of-the-box". We will harness the term "B2B". Wykop.PL has refactored the conceptualization of mindshare. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. What does the term "short-term" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-compellingly than to maximize seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transform micro-iteravely than to visualize virtually. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our ability to revolutionize. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "front-end, subscriber-defined extensible structuring". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will regenerate our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? The capability to actualize proactively leads to the ability to harness virtually. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will engage the standard industry term "co-branded".