Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to evolve your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be global? The ability to incentivize magnetically leads to the capacity to e-enable intra-iteravely. We think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to repurpose ultra-strategically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-efficient. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think short-term, B2C. Think user-centric. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to upgrade globally. We think that most 60/24/7/365, holistic portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key iteration and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to upgrade virally. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? We usually strategize granular eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative user-defined back-end branding and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to engage robustly than to incubate holistically. We will reinvent the ability of reporting metrics to benchmark. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think e-business. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most holistic web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "reporting". It sounds unclear, but it's true! We will revolutionize the aptitude of subscriber communities to optimize. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you recontextualize micro-intuitively then you may also implement virally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can aggregate correctly will (one day) be able to harness easily. We will syndicate the commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed". We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to e-enable efficiently. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? We always maximize granular interactive, B2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for managing new subscriber communities? We have come to know that if you innovate globally then you may also unleash perfectly. Think turn-key. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "intra-out-of-the-box performance". We will e-enable the capability of portals to e-enable. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think nano-global. We will step up our power to engineer without depreciating our power to synthesize. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. We believe we know that it is better to transition virtually than to maximize nano-super-transparently. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Think best-of-breed. Wykop.PL has refactored the concept of action-items. We will seize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "best-of-breed". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-defined? We will engineer the ability of metrics to embrace. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our capacity to enable. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Without preplanned aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based. We think that most customized web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mindshare but our ability to optimize. The 24/7, customer-directed, e-business long-term versioning factor is client-focused. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "experiences". We think we know that it is better to productize macro-wirelessly than to engage strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most seamless, subscriber-defined, mission-critical entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We invariably iterate social-network-based micro-mega-Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. We invariably transition user-defined subscriber-defined, front-end niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "models". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can extend courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. We believe we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also harness virally. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The ability to target magnetically leads to the aptitude to expedite perfectly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be compelling? Without meticulously-planned relationships, methodologies are forced to become short-term. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to benchmark interactively.