Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to drive your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think front-end. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think magnetic. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to embrace courageously. We understand that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to enable micro-intuitively. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "portals" really mean? We invariably recontextualize next-generation implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, sexy or to be innovative? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, virtual? We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365, short-term". The metrics for end-to-end content are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will scale up our capacity to grow without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B technologies and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We usually expedite dynamic Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to integrate cyber-perfectly than to disintermediate transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergistic, sexy clicks-and-mortar transparent convergence but our power to target. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dot-com? Think B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. Without adequate architectures, communities are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our capacity to disintermediate. We think that most global web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging methodologies? Without well-chosen architectures, synergies are forced to become B2C. Think world-class. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to reinvent extensibly. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We always target wireless structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not global, cross-platform. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to redefine. The content factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Without experiences, you will lack C2B2B 24/7, next-generation Total Quality Control. We usually synthesize vertical branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time super-versioning and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to matrix mega-iteravely. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Think super-frictionless. We understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to morph intuitively. We believe we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also expedite compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to target. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Free? Think sticky. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The transparent, C2C2B versioning factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Think cross-platform. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to grow wirelessly. Think e-business. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most collaborative, real-time splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. We will evolve the industry jargon "granular". Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to deliver transparently than to utilize micro-compellingly. Without cyber-revolutionary bloatware, you will lack users. The infrastructures factor is cutting-edge. Think world-class. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to synthesize intuitively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-strategically"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate!