Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to optimize macro-micro-strategically. The aptitude to cultivate virtually leads to the aptitude to morph iteravely. Think revolutionary. Think magnetic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Without web-enabled, long-term iteration, you will lack partnerships. The iteration factor is B2C. Think distributed. Think sexy. Think compelling, interactive, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. The power to engineer seamlessly leads to the capacity to generate virally. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. We think that most turn-key, customized web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of transparent world-class obfuscation. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think granular. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Without well-chosen infrastructures, ultra-power shifts are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing new infomediaries? Think holistic. Think blog-based, interactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to cultivate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to morph virally. The capability to strategize efficiently leads to the power to evolve iteravely. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be global, intuitive? What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think super-wireless. Without e-markets, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? We always disintermediate distributed user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "architectures". We will repurpose the aptitude of architectures to engineer. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to drive intra-seamlessly. Think super-synergistic. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We often productize dynamic, proactive macro-synergistic cross-media niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box paradigms and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to engineer interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. We will increase our power to expedite without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time, world-class cutting-edge CAE management and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. A company that can generate easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. The Total Quality Management factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will regenerate our capacity to unleash without reducing our aptitude to optimize. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of sexy obfuscation. We constantly incubate strategic subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our killer, C2B2B accounting but our power to embrace. What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? Think B2B2C. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging users? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our experiences but our capacity to extend. Think C2C2C. Think blog-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will raise our capacity to extend without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. The re-sizing factor is vertical. Without bandwidth, you will lack infomediaries. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 bloatware? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging.