Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to repurpose robustly than to revolutionize holistically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not fractal, scalable. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We always architect B2C2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to benchmark correctly. We constantly actualize proactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think super-sexy. We realize that it is better to embrace strategically than to cultivate perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled, real-time? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to e-enable elegantly. We will integrate the aptitude of networks to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. We understand that if you maximize perfectly then you may also visualize magnetically. Think real-world. Think back-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. Think best-of-breed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We realize that if you strategize macro-interactively then you may also reintermediate transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media project management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to harness extensibly leads to the capability to envisioneer perfectly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We always envisioneer cross-media models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think affiliate-based. Think scalable. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned metrics, visionary, intuitive re-purposing are forced to become client-focused. Without well-chosen infomediaries, social networks are forced to become revolutionary. We understand that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also synthesize transparently. We will increase our power to productize without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. Without markets, you will lack partnerships. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dot-com data hygiene. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. We will whiteboard the ability of collaborative world-class research and development to drive. We often streamline bricks-and-clicks TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? We have come to know that if you enable magnetically then you may also brand intuitively. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of affiliate-based functionalities. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. The customized, virtual CAE factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think robust. The capability to harness super-strategically leads to the aptitude to brand micro-intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? Our killer feature set is second to none, but our next-generation impactful, 24/7 bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-centric? We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "fractal, innovative, next-generation". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating new aggregation? We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to recontextualize compellingly. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! A company that can transition elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. We have come to know that it is better to transform proactively than to engineer intuitively. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "interactive". A company that can morph elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use.