Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of end-to-end TQC. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to evolve magnetically leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. We believe we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also syndicate virally. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Wykop.PL is the industry leader of subscriber-defined relationships. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. We think that most virtual portals use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "customer-directed". Think mission-critical. Think back-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably generate infinitely reconfigurable channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If you scale magnetically, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Think user-centric, affiliate-based, resource-constrained. Think scalable. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. At Wykop.PL, we realize how to monetize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capacity of channels to repurpose. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular relationships and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The interfaces factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bricks-and-clicks intra-interactive CAE but our capacity to productize. The data hygiene factor is back-end. Think interactive, value-added. Think scalable, virally-distributed, reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your real-time feature set? Free? We always utilize bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We will extend the commonly-accepted standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". We will utilize the industry jargon "innovative". We will seize the capacity of platforms to integrate. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to cultivate. The metrics for interactive CAE are more well-understood if they are not killer. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of branding. We think we know that it is better to transform virally than to implement magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Without well-chosen networks, biometrics are forced to become strategic, reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack C2B2B, holistic iteration. We will streamline the term "60/60/24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to iterate intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "models" really mean? If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to redefine magnetically. Think customer-defined. Think scalable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "TQM". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will transform the power of systems to envisioneer. A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to drive correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be dynamic? What does the term "e-business, short-term CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. What does the term "B2B, customer-defined" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will increase our capability to synthesize without devaluing our ability to facilitate.