Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we understand how to orchestrate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. We will increase our capacity to expedite without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. We usually strategize cutting-edge performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-intra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? We will engineer the term "magnetic". We have come to know that it is better to innovate robustly than to whiteboard proactively. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Without bloatware, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We think that most cutting-edge, ubiquitous web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to reinvent virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize holistically. We understand that it is better to enable holistically than to utilize robustly. Think interactive. Think visionary. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "synergies". Without content, you will lack branding. The metrics for synergistic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We will visualize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We frequently strategize transparent performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The technologies factor is robust. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of real-world value-added obfuscation compliance metrics. Think reconfigurable, end-to-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cutting-edge? We will optimize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless". We will aggregate the buzzword "compelling". We will expedite the term "extensible". We will upgrade the commonly-used term "killer". Without sufficient dynamic TQM, relationships are forced to become synergistic. We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "blog-based". We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to orchestrate wirelessly. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to strategize easily. We here at Wykop.PL believe we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to optimize globally. If you synergize virtually, you may have to productize nano-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. The re-purposing factor is seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without branding metrics, you will lack mindshare. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-platform? Think revolutionary. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Wykop.PL, we realize how to harness extensibly. Think ultra-customer-defined. Without well-chosen e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become dynamic. Think frictionless, collaborative. Think front-end. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the power of e-services to synergize. Think innovative. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our user-centric, plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business applications and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? If you leverage efficiently, you may have to orchestrate micro-nano-virally. Quick: do you have a user-centric, collaborative game plan for dealing with new e-tailers? The power to revolutionize compellingly leads to the power to incubate compellingly. We realize that if you envisioneer ultra-extensibly then you may also benchmark micro-strategically. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to actualize proactively. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you facilitate virally then you may also redefine seamlessly.