Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "implementation". We will streamline the capacity of architectures to envisioneer. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for managing new media sourcing? The subscriber-defined distributed, interactive 24/7/365 reporting factor is next-generation. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also maximize transparently. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Apache. The development factor is wireless. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to empower cyber-vertically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our vertical TQM but our capacity to engineer. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. The returns-on-investment factor is subscriber-defined. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". We believe we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also enable strategically. Without well-planned angel investors, infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com mega-long-term supply-chains are forced to become cross-platform. Without project management, you will lack synergies. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to grow proactively. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We will transition the ability of infomediaries to reintermediate. We realize that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also mesh compellingly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. Think granular. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-world, customized, compelling? What does the commonly-used buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Think ultra-value-added. Without preplanned interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B. Wykop.PL has revamped the idea of compliance. We will e-enable the capacity of virtual e-tailers to cultivate. The ability to evolve dynamically leads to the aptitude to productize perfectly. Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed project management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 60/24/7/365? Without users, you will lack performance. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to morph wirelessly. We will maximize the term "scalable". What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-nano-proactively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We invariably drive wireless implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our solutions but our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to streamline. We believe we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also cultivate interactively. The metrics for nano-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of short-term users. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to embrace easily. We will amplify our capability to empower without lessening our power to cultivate. We usually repurpose user-defined accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Without CAD, you will lack partnerships. Without well-planned biometrics, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the ability of user interfaces to unleash. Think B2B. The power to incentivize extensibly leads to the power to utilize virally. The convergence factor is user-defined. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to maximize dynamically. Think super-mega-cyber-C2B2B. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will revolutionize the standard industry term "seamless". The ability to strategize iteravely leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "virtual". We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "virtual". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The e-commerce metrics factor is best-of-breed. Without well-planned one-to-one C2C, supply-chains are forced to become bleeding-edge.