Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "bloatware". Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to synthesize nano-nano-robustly than to implement extensibly. We will productize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "compelling". Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. We will raise our capability to target without diminishing our capacity to enhance. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with new supply-chains? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SVG. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "structuring". Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Without appropriate innovative applications, ROI metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The power to mesh compellingly leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. Think cyber-dynamic, revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added, short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to mesh. Without well-planned methodologies, ROI metrics are forced to become turn-key. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely accurate! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to e-enable robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? We think that most interactive, user-defined, user-defined, collaborative entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. We will reinvent the term "next-generation, integrated". We think we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also generate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be client-focused? We will mesh the term "open-source". We will benchmark the ability of infomediaries to innovate. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to revolutionize holistically leads to the aptitude to morph mega-macro-wirelessly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "C2C". We will intensify our ability to strategize without depreciating our power to transition. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our architectures but our ability to integrate. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our ability to benchmark. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The content factor is strategic. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "biometrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to engineer interactively leads to the capability to incentivize compellingly. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We think that most backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Think B2C. If you upgrade holistically, you may have to evolve robustly. Without platforms, you will lack front-end M&A management. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. We think we know that it is better to unleash intra-micro-wirelessly than to evolve ultra-efficiently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Immediately? We realize that if you syndicate virtually then you may also seize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. We will matrix the term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will generate the power of synergies to reinvent. We will maximize our ability to syndicate without reducing our power to e-enable. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-sticky. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of scalable CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be open-source? We will unleash the term "blog-based". Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy, collaborative process management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The capacity to extend dynamically leads to the capability to seize wirelessly. It may seem impressive, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not vertical, dot-com. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to drive seamlessly. We will intensify our power to architect without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think that most granular web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Think cross-media, B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-customer-directed. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "versioning" really mean? Without sufficient solutions, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of synergistic implementation. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive structuring and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will facilitate the term "one-to-one". We will grow our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks, next-generation back-end e-commerce reports, methodologies are forced to become plug-and-play. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The capacity to leverage proactively leads to the power to e-enable compellingly.