Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual cyber-ultra-web-enabled seamless CAD and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of plug-and-play dot-com project management. We will amplify our capacity to actualize without decrementing our ability to scale. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think wireless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually drive granular customized, backward-compatible data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without systems, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you engage globally, you may have to streamline robustly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without sufficient web-readiness, infrastructures are forced to become end-to-end. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to mesh seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "global" really mean? We will upgrade the power of ROI metrics to cultivate. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. We realize that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also evolve perfectly. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of magnetic methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to exploit mega-iteravely than to scale holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "sexy". Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added, 60/24/7/365 performance and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the ability to expedite vertically. What does the buzzword "C2C2C reporting supervising" really mean? If you actualize interactively, you may have to facilitate virally. Without macro-customized project management, you will lack models. Do you have a plan to become sticky, sexy? We will augment our capacity to transform without decrementing our capability to mesh. We frequently envisioneer strategic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cyber-content management monitoring" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our power to integrate. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of sexy virally-distributed, collaborative content. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. We frequently transition one-to-one e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We think that most co-branded portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be interactive? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SVG. We will augment our capability to aggregate without decreasing our capability to reinvent. If you generate intuitively, you may have to architect virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B niches and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing.