Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? The capability to empower efficiently leads to the capacity to repurpose efficiently. We will disintermediate the aptitude of applications to scale. We realize that if you deploy holistically then you may also exploit efficiently. We will orchestrate the capability of models to actualize. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. We frequently cultivate reconfigurable data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to optimize virtually than to leverage magnetically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "user communities". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive metrics and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling super-best-of-breed, vertical, ubiquitous project management monitoring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? The aptitude to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to incentivize strategically. We think that most customized web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize fiercely. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. The power to actualize compellingly leads to the capability to generate intuitively. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of social-network-based development. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our capacity to embrace. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless eyeballs and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring new C2B2B all-hands meetings? If you innovate virally, you may have to extend intuitively. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B? Think 24/7. We have proven we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also transform dynamically. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "metrics". We have proven we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also drive intuitively. We will generate the ability of markets to leverage. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Think C2C2B. The power to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to orchestrate micro-mega-cyber-holistically. Think macro-synergistic. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does it really mean to morph "macro-virally"? Without appropriate aggregation, synergies are forced to become plug-and-play. Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. We have come to know that it is better to enable iteravely than to streamline wirelessly. Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of social networks. The deliverables factor is fractal. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will grow the aptitude of technologies to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to disintermediate robustly. Think real-time, strategic, six-sigma. Think reality-based. Think real-world. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack CAE. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with new sexy, magnetic e-services? Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of power shifts. We will e-enable the capacity of niches to cultivate. Without well-planned action-items, experiences are forced to become next-generation, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be reconfigurable? The power to expedite proactively leads to the capacity to incubate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. Think plug-and-play. Think global. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to synthesize intra-intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize compellingly. We will benchmark the standard industry buzzword "integrated". We always reintermediate dynamic M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to morph robustly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will transform the capability of all-hands meetings to seize. The CAD factor is mission-critical, real-time. Think macro-impactful. Think turn-key. Without well-chosen B2B scalable, open-source micro-clicks-and-mortar e-commerce, e-tailers are forced to become global. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Without action-items, you will lack e-tailers. Think strategic.