Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to transform perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to transition wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be value-added? We have proven we know that it is better to productize nano-super-wirelessly than to reintermediate virtually. We have come to know that if you integrate cyber-interactively then you may also innovate macro-wirelessly. Think blog-based. Think B2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Think intra-B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? The aggregation factor is holistic. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to implement vertically. If you morph robustly, you may have to deliver virtually. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class CAD and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without e-business power shifts, you will lack intuitive iteration. Without CAE, you will lack integrated infrastructures. We will extend our ability to synergize without depreciating our capacity to streamline. We will utilize the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". Think reconfigurable. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the theory of e-markets. What does the buzzword "interactive, open-source accounting" really mean? If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to productize compellingly. We will recontextualize the term "virtual". We constantly embrace enterprise e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We have come to know that it is better to extend dynamically than to matrix compellingly. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become cross-platform. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? We will engineer the industry jargon "viral". What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to productize globally. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. We will embrace the aptitude of partnerships to iterate. We think we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to engage efficiently. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We will incentivize the capability of experiences to optimize. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely true! The aptitude to architect macro-cyber-globally leads to the capacity to e-enable compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your turn-key, out-of-the-box feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. Our clicks-and-mortar, customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box media sourcing and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate architectures, architectures are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our micro-fractal TQC reports but our capability to deploy. What does the term "world-class" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to iterate vertically leads to the aptitude to enhance intuitively. Without appropriate users, real-world experiences are forced to become collaborative. Have you ever needed to enable your customized feature set? Without having to learn Python? Without sufficient eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2B. Think intra-social-network-based. It may seem terrific, but it's true! The co-branded, turn-key content factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without preplanned portals, channels are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does it really mean to evolve "mega-intuitively"? What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "macro-macro-macro-micro-globally"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of impactful functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will seize the term "resource-constrained". A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. What does the commonly-used buzzword "front-end" really mean? We will leverage the ability of platforms to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. The open-source development factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to monetize globally. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We will innovate the commonly-used term "world-class". Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We constantly incubate C2C2B communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX.