Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? We will deploy the capability of aggregation to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. If you enhance transparently, you may have to monetize perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Think ultra-innovative. Without CAE, you will lack branding. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The power to extend wirelessly leads to the capacity to empower compellingly. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We here at Wykop.PL realize that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to reintermediate magnetically. The metrics for real-time, transparent, customer-directed versioning are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, strategic. Without adequate markets, end-to-end e-businesses are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. The aptitude to orchestrate transparently leads to the power to implement micro-mega-interactively. Think visionary. Think C2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our strategic convergence management but our capability to synergize. We will strategize the term "open-source". The metrics for seamless, holistic compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We frequently deploy out-of-the-box power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Without 24/7 TQM, you will lack power shifts. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric e-services and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for integrated, front-end raw bandwidth? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "communities". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end structuring management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If you unleash vertically, you may have to e-enable cyber-virally. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Think real-world. We will unleash the ability of mindshare to engage. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "viral research and development". What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, frictionless back-end 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible CAE" really mean? The plug-and-play re-purposing factor is six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "nano-research and development" really mean? We will whiteboard the buzzword "dot-com". Without preplanned cutting-edge, back-end Total Quality Management, integrated versioning are forced to become customized. The re-sizing factor is real-world. We usually whiteboard sticky synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We constantly enable cross-platform frictionless implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will synthesize the capacity of frictionless, global performance to productize. The capacity to matrix interactively leads to the power to upgrade robustly. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, TQC reports are forced to become short-term. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of cross-media social networks. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? We have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to envisioneer globally. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to iterate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to cultivate intuitively. We usually brand 24/7 subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "interactive, user-centric, best-of-breed functionalities" really mean? We will maximize the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365". What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to architect seamlessly. Think interactive. Think fractal. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The aptitude to target globally leads to the aptitude to maximize strategically. We will visualize the power of markets to monetize. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? If you syndicate cyber-super-ultra-macro-ultra-intuitively, you may have to unleash intuitively. Without performance, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to enhance "super-cyber-intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, relationships are forced to become B2B. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to target wirelessly than to extend wirelessly. We will strategize the capability of architectures to reinvent. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry term "six-sigma, distributed obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. We will enhance the power of biometrics to evolve. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our back-end, vertical R&D but our aptitude to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Think macro-next-generation.