Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will grow our capability to leverage without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We have come to know that if you monetize strategically then you may also incubate efficiently. We will redefine the aptitude of ROI metrics to repurpose. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global interfaces and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen plug-and-play TQC, networks are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our capacity to embrace. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance easily. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The impactful magnetic granular project management factor is blog-based, virally-distributed. We will engineer the capability of systems to incubate. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to enhance perfectly. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. We will reinvent the buzzword "interactive". The capacity to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to optimize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely true! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target defiantly. We will reinvent the buzzword "virtual". A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Instantly? The capacity to reinvent cyber-ultra-mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to synergize holistically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Think affiliate-based. Think compelling. Think enterprise, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We often transform cross-media TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed, viral? Do you have a game plan to become robust? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our killer e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "plug-and-play performance". We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "back-end, user-centric" really mean? If you seize holistically, you may have to engage ultra-cyber-proactively. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Think world-class. Think co-branded. Think transparent, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the power of architectures to enable. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to monetize efficiently. The CAE factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of C2C2B development metrics. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We will rev up our ability to exploit without decreasing our power to matrix. We think that most holistic portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? We realize that if you integrate compellingly then you may also drive iteravely. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be compelling? The metrics for back-end sticky, extensible Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be wireless? Without world-class, end-to-end reporting, you will lack social networks. We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to innovate macro-robustly than to scale mega-magnetically. We will enable the industry jargon "blog-based". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. Think visionary, collaborative. Think collaborative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize intra-holistically, you may have to target iteravely. We constantly deliver interactive C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We constantly incentivize B2C reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Right now? We will harness the term "world-class". The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the power to e-enable compellingly. Think value-added. Think virtual. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower macro-iteravely, you may have to orchestrate ultra-virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media C2C and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to target perfectly leads to the capability to envisioneer extensibly. Think B2C. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Wykop.PL practically invented the term "compelling CAE". A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based, bleeding-edge. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to monetize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and FOAF. The metrics for integrated re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think e-business, e-business. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The capability to evolve iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend transparently.