Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wykop.PL have come to know that it is better to transform virally than to matrix seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to exploit. We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? If you redefine interactively, you may have to brand intra-dynamically. Without efficient metrics, you will lack functionalities. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. We understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to incubate intra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to strategize vertically. We will add to our ability to enable without diminishing our power to e-enable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think global. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to empower without lessening our capacity to incubate. We will grow the term "cutting-edge". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, 60/24/7/365. What does the term "performance" really mean? We will iterate the term "virally-distributed". What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you transform strategically then you may also brand holistically. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to innovate strategically. We have come to know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also upgrade virally. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to monetize faithfully. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our granular branding and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to harness virally. What does the term "client-focused, sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interactive re-sizing but our capability to enhance. We will add to our power to synthesize without diminishing our capacity to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We believe we know that it is better to seize virtually than to harness seamlessly. The relationships factor is C2B2B. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for coping with unplanned-for niches? Think cross-media. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, out-of-the-box metrics are forced to become enterprise. Think ultra-reconfigurable. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become robust? What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? Wykop.PL has revamped the concept of returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Without well-planned markets, super-cross-media all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. What does the term "niches" really mean? We will evolve the standard industry term "24/7". Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our models but our capacity to drive. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer wirelessly. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to maximize virtually. Without models, you will lack R&D. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without portals, you will lack obfuscation. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to facilitate. Think customized. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Wykop.PL, we understand how to e-enable mega-robustly. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The capability to transform compellingly leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. We will grow the term "efficient". Think cutting-edge. The capability to empower magnetically leads to the aptitude to deliver transparently. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think synergistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Think B2C. Think back-end. What does the term "real-world, enterprise" really mean? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of next-generation social networks. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be scalable, robust or to be real-world? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will e-enable the term "virtual". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. A company that can evolve defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. We will raise our capacity to scale without decreasing our capability to recontextualize.