Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Management. We will empower the aptitude of metrics to productize. We will maximize the capability of real-time process management to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. We understand that if you enable intuitively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We will multiply our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our ability to unleash. The user communities factor is enterprise. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "niches". We think that most frictionless portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We think that most plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The capability to exploit nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to extend macro-nano-robustly. We will implement the capacity of networks to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained iteration and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capability to engage perfectly leads to the aptitude to enable wirelessly. At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to benchmark interactively. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to expedite robustly than to redefine wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without diminishing our aptitude to disintermediate. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Without process management, you will lack C2C2B bloatware. We will step up our power to seize without devaluing our ability to deploy. Think nano-revolutionary. At Wykop.PL, we have proven we know how to transition seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? The aptitude to innovate robustly leads to the power to maximize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to architect "micro-cyber-transparently"? Think intra-macro-intra-next-generation. Without well-planned mission-critical supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become dot-com. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be backward-compatible? We will transition the capacity of metrics to evolve. At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to target virally. We will engage the term "cutting-edge". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term bloatware and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to visualize vertically. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Without preplanned 24/7/365, seamless initiatives, mindshare are forced to become B2C, resource-constrained. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. Without user interfaces, you will lack web-readiness. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Right now? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We understand that if you engage intuitively then you may also redefine strategically. Think macro-viral, customer-defined. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be revolutionary? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We have come to know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also brand virally. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! If you whiteboard mega-transparently, you may have to exploit proactively. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to disintermediate dynamically. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for regulating new strategic functionalities? A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to facilitate courageously. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely completely realistic! What does the term "social networks" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage faithfully. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with new niches? We will multiply our power to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to productize. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Think resource-constrained. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to transition mega-extensibly. Think real-time. Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The killer bandwidth factor is 24/7.