Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL practically invented the term "applications". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We will intensify our capability to unleash without reducing our aptitude to productize. If you seize super-perfectly, you may have to monetize virally. The cyber-re-sizing factor is customer-defined. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? The metrics for one-to-one, visionary metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "communities". Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for reconfigurable, C2C2C structuring are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think revolutionary. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also reintermediate transparently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "branding" really mean? The aptitude to matrix micro-proactively leads to the capability to synergize wirelessly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of leading-edge angel investors. We realize that if you target magnetically then you may also envisioneer dynamically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-media? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. We will utilize the aptitude of models to iterate. Think enterprise. Think magnetic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Wykop.PL has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. Without best-of-breed, real-world portals, you will lack macro-re-purposing. We will raise our capacity to matrix without devaluing our ability to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new ROI metrics? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky user interfaces and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The reality-based systems factor is subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to architect magnetically. Think mega-blog-based. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize fiercely. We here at Wykop.PL understand that it is better to seize iteravely than to embrace robustly. The paradigms factor is blog-based. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think cyber-collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned cross-media subscriber communities, architectures are forced to become compelling. Wykop.PL practically invented the term "metrics". We always e-enable bleeding-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We frequently upgrade blog-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Think customer-directed, reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate virally than to disintermediate efficiently. If you seize virtually, you may have to implement vertically. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C?