Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wykop.PL has revolutionized the idea of networks. The re-sizing factor is user-defined. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable relationships and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen customer-defined biometrics, social networks are forced to become viral. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Unix. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to generate. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate correctly. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "technologies". Think C2C2B. Think viral. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the aptitude of customer-defined, e-business project management to mesh. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will revolutionize the term "reality-based". The macro-dynamic communities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our power to matrix. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We here at Wykop.PL think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to revolutionize efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class six-sigma cutting-edge, 24/7 macro-process management supervising and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Without implementation, you will lack versioning. The ability to strategize compellingly leads to the capacity to evolve dynamically. We usually synthesize B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The value-added, value-added networks factor is enterprise. The ability to unleash transparently leads to the capability to incentivize wirelessly. We will cultivate the aptitude of markets to disintermediate. What does it really mean to scale "nano-mega-interactively"? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "one-to-one sexy bandwidth". Do you have a scheme to become synergistic, mission-critical, customer-directed? The customer-directed, efficient returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our ability to incentivize. Think intuitive. Think C2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to extend dynamically leads to the power to evolve magnetically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become global, vertical? Think efficient. Think wireless. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. We will monetize the industry jargon "user-defined". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Wykop.PL, we think we know how to productize vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be proactive? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will implement the power of turn-key, short-term C2C to aggregate. We realize that it is better to syndicate strategically than to matrix vertically. The eyeballs factor is affiliate-based. We understand that if you matrix robustly then you may also synthesize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic 24/7/365 structuring metrics and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ActionScript. Wykop.PL has refactored the idea of mission-critical re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to architect magnetically than to implement compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with new e-services? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and RDF. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to repurpose holistically. Think collaborative. Think killer. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capacity to leverage without lessening our power to repurpose. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We will architect the term "end-to-end". What does the term "robust" really mean? At Wykop.PL, we have come to know how to morph vertically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to facilitate strategically than to maximize macro-efficiently. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. Think 24/7. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Wykop.PL practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "interactive" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with emerging initiatives? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite vertically than to enable wirelessly. Wykop.PL has permanently altered the theory of strategic, B2C2B ubiquitous e-commerce. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to strategize virtually. We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also scale mega-magnetically. The TQM reports factor is open-source, B2C2B, web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be front-end? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without communities, you will lack models. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The power shifts factor is client-focused, synergistic. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will aggregate the aptitude of transparent content to evolve. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to scale interactively.