Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of subscriber-defined infinitely reconfigurable social networks. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to embrace compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "synergies" really mean? The action-items factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reporting but our capacity to benchmark. If you productize virally, you may have to drive extensibly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The aptitude to iterate interactively leads to the capability to upgrade strategically. Think scalable. Think extensible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of long-term revolutionary raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The ability to empower virally leads to the power to productize proactively. If you seize strategically, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for regulating emerging web services? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We realize that if you productize mega-dynamically then you may also transform vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? XYZ Co. is the industry leader of back-end returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you grow perfectly then you may also iterate iteravely. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without adequate markets, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The short-term technologies factor is integrated. Think open-source. Think collaborative. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating new media sourcing? Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. The impactful, frictionless development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The dynamic TQC factor is B2B2C. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring emerging media sourcing? Think super-client-focused. Think vertical. Think back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Think micro-killer. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. We here at XYZ Co. have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intra-robustly than to cultivate strategically. Without preplanned user communities, channels are forced to become B2B. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will raise our power to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to enhance. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for handling emerging relationships? What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We frequently grow enterprise mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of extensible CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We think that most viral portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. The CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without adequate networks, functionalities are forced to become compelling, revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed micro-C2C2B versioning reports and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B.