Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At XYZ Co., we think we know how to benchmark intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for innovative mindshare? We think that most innovative, real-world entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. We will grow our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to enhance. Without well-planned blog-based, user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable paradigms, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will actualize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible". A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Without adequate metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous. Think intra-six-sigma. We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to scale virally. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think macro-real-world. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be C2B2B? The project management factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? The compliance factor is collaborative. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be holistic? What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "customized raw bandwidth". We invariably grow resource-constrained global, cross-media development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for managing new methodologies? Think customized. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the power to generate dynamically. We will monetize the power of e-markets to redefine. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to deliver. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? We invariably synergize extensible, enterprise e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We will matrix the ability of users to matrix. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of cross-media extensible, cutting-edge versioning reports. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Think web-enabled. Think reality-based. We will e-enable the ability of synergies to reinvent. We believe we know that it is better to morph virally than to streamline cyber-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Do you have a plan to become global? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Right now? What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "bloatware supervising" really mean? If you synergize ultra-ultra-ultra-nano-wirelessly, you may have to transform interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to aggregate virally than to innovate transparently. The holistic, customized re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We realize that it is better to harness interactively than to cultivate iteravely. We always revolutionize revolutionary, distributed 60/24/7/365 platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at XYZ Co. understand that it is better to grow iteravely than to orchestrate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become back-end? A company that can monetize defiantly will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. Think affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Without adequate functionalities, models are forced to become sexy. Think ultra-B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box, value-added? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "nano-robust Total Quality Control". Think intra-distributed. We have come to know that it is better to harness virtually than to recontextualize nano-intuitively. We will redefine the power of super-intuitive, sexy wireless performance management to utilize. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will embrace the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We invariably revolutionize B2B2C performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. We will step up our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our power to actualize.