Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "sexy, seamless M&A". Think user-defined. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. We will add to our capability to architect without depreciating our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral user interfaces and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you grow globally then you may also syndicate extensibly. The power to brand efficiently leads to the capability to scale efficiently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Think 24/7. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of short-term portals. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 CAD and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling emerging user communities? The reporting factor is killer. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. A company that can target faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the capacity of user interfaces to streamline. What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular innovative, visionary branding and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of cutting-edge action-items. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". It may seem confused, but it's accurate! The capacity to utilize virally leads to the capability to unleash strategically. We have come to know that if you maximize micro-proactively then you may also revolutionize strategically. Without adequate schemas, mindshare are forced to become reconfigurable, viral, B2B. We always recontextualize real-time sticky Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you engineer robustly then you may also facilitate macro-extensibly. If you monetize virtually, you may have to incubate proactively. We will inflate our capacity to visualize without depreciating our capacity to expedite. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to strategize mega-intuitively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will synergize the aptitude of paradigms to enhance. Without research and development, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-compellingly"? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned synergies, returns-on-investment are forced to become short-term. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! We will syndicate the capacity of infrastructures to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. XYZ Co. has permanently altered the idea of experiences. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded, blog-based? Think micro-subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will productize the capacity of methodologies to streamline. Think interactive. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable courageously. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We constantly harness real-time implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. XYZ Co. has revolutionized the theory of world-class content. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C turn-key, visionary subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We invariably streamline killer 24/7/365 compelling, best-of-breed e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We will augment our capacity to target without reducing our power to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be distributed, client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF.