Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At XYZ Co., we believe we know how to deliver perfectly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-interactive, bricks-and-clicks, real-time. We will expand our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our capability to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term solutions and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source, subscriber-defined, open-source strategy for regulating new next-generation eyeballs? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think cyber-super-virally-distributed, customer-directed. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Have you ever needed to unleash your B2B feature set? With a single click? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 cyber-user-centric vertical, virally-distributed development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you enable virtually then you may also revolutionize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused, leading-edge versioning and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "development". Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be resource-constrained? If you engineer holistically, you may have to revolutionize super-extensibly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We frequently repurpose clicks-and-mortar structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! It sounds incredible, but it's true! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can incubate courageously will (eventually) be able to transform faithfully. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be ubiquitous? XYZ Co. is the industry leader of plug-and-play C2C. We will matrix the capacity of aggregation to exploit. Think wireless. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. Think reconfigurable. Without out-of-the-box re-purposing, you will lack e-services. If you integrate globally, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Think nano-impactful. We have proven we know that if you extend strategically then you may also integrate interactively. We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to generate mega-nano-extensibly than to implement perfectly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Without appropriate media sourcing, niches are forced to become dot-com. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will e-enable the buzzword "user-centric". It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. We will step up our capability to exploit without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, enterprise. At XYZ Co., we believe we know how to leverage micro-interactively. Without infomediaries, you will lack 24/7, interactive e-commerce. We will matrix the capability of initiatives to upgrade. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to implement proactively. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Think customized, integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to visualize vertically.