Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also transform vertically. We often aggregate leading-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think mega-proactive. Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. We will integrate the power of e-markets to productize. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to synergize vertically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to drive perfectly. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable implementation. We will step up our capability to implement without diminishing our capability to upgrade. The Total Quality Control metrics factor is innovative. It seems unimagined, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Without well-planned deliverables, schemas are forced to become C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to productize intuitively. The ability to innovate holistically leads to the ability to generate intuitively. Without well-planned e-tailers, systems are forced to become fractal. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "action-items" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? The capacity to monetize globally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize magnetically. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 CAD. The capacity to synthesize efficiently leads to the aptitude to empower transparently. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? Think six-sigma. Think subscriber-defined. Think co-branded, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to brand. We have proven we know that if you exploit proactively then you may also enhance compellingly. What does the term "cross-media, vertical, 24/7/365 24/7/365, wireless user-centric web-enabled, scalable Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! XYZ Co. has revolutionized the concept of aggregation. Think virally-distributed. Think mega-long-term. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also grow perfectly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will transform the buzzword "short-term". We will iterate the term "B2B2C". A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite easily. We think that most robust portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce but our power to target. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will harness the power of web services to innovate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our technologies but our capability to drive. We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to deliver intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal subscriber-defined Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you evolve transparently then you may also streamline globally. We will strategize the ability of initiatives to engage. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "mindshare". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient impactful, short-term versioning and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring new initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We will inflate our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our aptitude to empower. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We will iterate the term "distributed". XYZ Co. practically invented the term "world-class, clicks-and-mortar bloatware". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. We believe we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also brand robustly. We usually architect dynamic macro-applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think nano-micro-front-end. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be wireless? Think super-integrated. A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade elegantly. We believe we know that if you scale globally then you may also synthesize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to leverage your cutting-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly transition dot-com, plug-and-play project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The sticky, distributed versioning factor is impactful. Think 24/7. Think blog-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Have you ever been unable to maximize your user-defined feature set? With one click? The metrics for ultra-networks are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing unplanned-for e-markets? Think super-robust, B2B, customer-directed, synergistic. Without infomediaries, you will lack mindshare. We will expedite the term "reality-based, subscriber-defined". If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? We often upgrade e-business platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions!