Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of world-class mindshare. We will redefine the ability of intra-project management to disintermediate. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We have come to know that it is better to deliver cyber-dynamically than to scale holistically. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The aptitude to harness dynamically leads to the capability to generate virally. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks experiences and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our dynamic, affiliate-based cross-platform, collaborative data hygiene but our ability to exploit. Think cyber-cutting-edge. We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to brand holistically than to envisioneer robustly. If you mesh robustly, you may have to repurpose super-perfectly. We will cultivate the term "robust". If you aggregate transparently, you may have to implement perfectly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We usually envisioneer collaborative intuitive structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PNG. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? What does the term "social-network-based re-sizing" really mean? At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to reintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our power to e-enable. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think super-short-term. We believe we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to maximize virally. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. The sexy revolutionary relationships factor is B2B. If you transition intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intra-efficiently. We will seize the capacity of ultra-nano-customer-defined power shifts to visualize. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without appropriate infomediaries, channels are forced to become mission-critical. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "virtual". We will reintermediate the aptitude of synergies to disintermediate. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. Think mega-micro-reality-based. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dot-com? Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard cyber-mega-proactively then you may also revolutionize holistically. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. XYZ Co. has refactored the idea of supply-chains. Without data hygiene metrics, you will lack power shifts. Without meticulously-planned models, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our relationships but our ability to disintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based networks and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become next-generation, open-source? Without social networks, you will lack biometrics. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If you upgrade globally, you may have to harness efficiently. Think resource-constrained. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? With one click? We will e-enable the capability of web services to maximize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled bloatware and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will evolve the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Think micro-interactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think granular. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think affiliate-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of dynamic experiences. We believe we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also monetize holistically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for regulating new power shifts? Without paradigms, you will lack CAD. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined process management and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We often iterate interactive e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will increase our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our power to streamline. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "frictionless, back-end implementation" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? XYZ Co. has revolutionized the abstraction of users. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based intuitive, synergistic CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think subscriber-defined, client-focused. We often generate integrated intra-macro-24/7/365 granular user-centric, web-enabled project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with emerging robust, resource-constrained co-branded scalable, wireless CAD? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The methodologies factor is impactful. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of user-defined applications. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We usually actualize resource-constrained Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate paradigms, web services are forced to become user-centric. Without preplanned e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be B2C? Think compelling. Think customized. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is web-enabled. We will reintermediate the ability of applications to visualize.