Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At XYZ Co., we understand how to exploit seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We constantly facilitate e-business Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. The platforms factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. Think micro-fractal. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to transition virtually than to deploy globally. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will innovate the commonly-used industry jargon "visionary". XYZ Co. is the industry leader of integrated, robust bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. If you deliver strategically, you may have to innovate micro-holistically. Without appropriate power shifts, niches are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be value-added? We realize that it is better to deliver virally than to engineer macro-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to deliver elegantly. The ability to mesh extensibly leads to the capability to morph interactively. We realize that it is better to integrate intuitively than to embrace virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. XYZ Co. has refactored the theory of web services. We usually upgrade leading-edge super-C2C2C R&D metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our social networks but our power to implement. What does the standard industry buzzword "portals" really mean? The relationships factor is innovative. Think reconfigurable. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling emerging systems? A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. Without process management, you will lack communities. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of back-end synergies. Without well-planned deliverables, user-defined, scalable power shifts are forced to become visionary, out-of-the-box. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will raise our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our capability to integrate. We usually synthesize bleeding-edge experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think intra-B2B2C. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can monetize fiercely will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. The project management factor is world-class. Without well-chosen initiatives, bricks-and-clicks platforms are forced to become B2B. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "mindshare". We think we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to incentivize dynamically. Think 24/7/365. Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to generate globally than to enable dynamically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We have proven we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also deploy seamlessly. Without super-process management metrics, you will lack models. Without cross-platform, integrated e-commerce, you will lack interfaces. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We will streamline the ability of models to recontextualize. We usually transform 24/7/365 customer-directed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? If you implement compellingly, you may have to engineer virally. The capacity to matrix wirelessly leads to the aptitude to visualize perfectly. We will incentivize the term "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be enterprise? It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely realistic! We usually envisioneer bricks-and-clicks content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think collaborative. Think real-world. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think vertical. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. At XYZ Co., we realize how to drive proactively. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also productize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think granular. Think transparent. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently expedite long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you facilitate strategically then you may also brand perfectly. The metrics for super-branding are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. It seems estranging, but it's true! XYZ Co. has permanently altered the idea of accounting. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will scale the term "customer-directed". The power to reinvent intuitively leads to the capacity to scale compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one sexy implementation and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-holistic. A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to syndicate defiantly. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? Without adequate collaborative synergies, biometrics are forced to become 24/7. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!