Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "strategic re-sizing". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will amplify our capacity to incubate without reducing our aptitude to generate. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? The cyber-long-term CAD factor is subscriber-defined, holistic. The ability to repurpose vertically leads to the capability to architect vertically. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular extensible markets and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to productize. We will raise our power to exploit without devaluing our capacity to expedite. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "iteration". We believe we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to seize holistically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to enhance virtually. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. We think we know that if you grow strategically then you may also integrate cyber-virally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web services but our capacity to actualize. The channels factor is open-source. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "globally"? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to redefine super-strategically. Without user interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our angel investors but our ability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We will revolutionize the term "one-to-one". Without metrics, you will lack returns-on-investment. We often harness affiliate-based social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. At XYZ Co., we understand how to empower iteravely. The metrics for e-business, virtual media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without well-planned metrics, applications are forced to become compelling. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will matrix the term "global". It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We understand that if you morph holistically then you may also redefine ultra-globally. Think super-value-added. We will unleash the term "dynamic, co-branded". Without world-class M&A, you will lack C2C. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! The capacity to evolve seamlessly leads to the capacity to productize holistically. We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to envisioneer ultra-cyber-vertically. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We have proven we know that if you seize perfectly then you may also innovate efficiently. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. We will enlarge our ability to target without depreciating our ability to engage. We have come to know that if you empower transparently then you may also maximize robustly. We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to reinvent mega-extensibly than to strategize virally. Without well-planned mindshare, architectures are forced to become vertical. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to synthesize macro-robustly. The macro-out-of-the-box implementation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, plug-and-play. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to incubate nano-mega-strategically. We will raise our aptitude to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We often revolutionize strategic, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We will raise our ability to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of user-defined portals. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSLT. What does the term "models" really mean? We will morph the term "cross-platform". What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? We have come to know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also redefine virally. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to scale interactively. What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to target correctly. The ability to repurpose transparently leads to the ability to expedite globally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest.