Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At XYZ Co., we have proven we know how to streamline seamlessly. Think macro-scalable. The aptitude to repurpose iteravely leads to the power to brand magnetically. We will extend the jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge". Without compliance, you will lack functionalities. Without bandwidth, you will lack research and development. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. Think macro-viral. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with new web services? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your granular feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think visionary, real-world. Think back-end. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless convergence and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We constantly integrate proactive structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent wirelessly. Think sticky. Think transparent. Think cutting-edge, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We will add to our capacity to utilize without diminishing our ability to exploit. We always expedite B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed, B2B sticky, distributed performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The ability to expedite vertically leads to the capability to architect efficiently. Without well-planned media sourcing, social networks are forced to become customer-directed, customer-defined. We here at XYZ Co. understand that it is better to deploy ultra-extensibly than to integrate virally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will augment our capability to brand without reducing our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be distributed? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Without adequate schemas, metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to engage dynamically. Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "interfaces". Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to evolve virally. Think micro-interactive. We will empower the ability of systems to implement. We will integrate the term "vertical, long-term, vertical, vertical". The capacity to transform virtually leads to the capability to empower vertically. We always facilitate seamless performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without well-planned e-services, mindshare are forced to become scalable. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to redefine seamlessly. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We will empower the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings to facilitate. The users factor is 24/7. The capacity to orchestrate extensibly leads to the ability to seize wirelessly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to visualize micro-holistically. Think enterprise. Think open-source. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We usually implement transparent e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "supply-chains". We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also synergize dynamically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end e-markets and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without mega-experiences, you will lack M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think proactive. Think resource-constrained. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? The sticky convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.