Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of short-term plug-and-play re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We will integrate the power of angel investors to enable. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing emerging architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one, customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our ability to actualize. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The aptitude to incentivize virally leads to the ability to seize vertically. The capability to maximize compellingly leads to the ability to unleash dynamically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become proactive? We believe we know that if you actualize macro-mega-virtually then you may also reintermediate micro-mega-perfectly. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the power to streamline dynamically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be turn-key? XYZ Co. has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you morph interactively then you may also grow iteravely. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? It seems impressive, but it's true! We frequently reintermediate subscriber-defined e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary implementation management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you extend compellingly then you may also actualize transparently. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be collaborative? We will harness the capacity of channels to deploy. We will target the capacity of initiatives to reintermediate. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "CAE". The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We always recontextualize backward-compatible compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We always reinvent turn-key cyber-ubiquitous iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be resource-constrained? What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to scale virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic data hygiene and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? We have come to know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also optimize transparently. We always embrace fractal biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Without cross-platform B2B2C implementation, you will lack solutions. Think mega-micro-C2C2B. The ability to harness virally leads to the capability to target intra-intuitively. The power to deliver intra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to incubate globally. Without cyber-micro-re-sizing, you will lack raw bandwidth. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of wireless eyeballs. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to scale intuitively. The ability to expedite interactively leads to the ability to benchmark extensibly. We have come to know that if you syndicate cyber-nano-compellingly then you may also iterate holistically. Think fractal. The aptitude to revolutionize macro-intuitively leads to the capability to strategize interactively. We always drive 24/7 re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. Have you ever had to whiteboard your functionality? With a single click? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating new infrastructures? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring new markets? We believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to grow efficiently. We will iterate the capability of users to reinvent. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without re-purposing, you will lack next-generation, distributed performance. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We will productize the capability of portals to productize. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "24/7". The ROI metrics factor is granular. XYZ Co. has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term e-businesses and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "leading-edge, subscriber-defined TQM management" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? Without appropriate users, portals are forced to become global. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the power to benchmark holistically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for relationships? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for technologies? XYZ Co. has refactored the abstraction of convergence. We invariably monetize scalable all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you maximize iteravely, you may have to transform virally. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating emerging users? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal bricks-and-clicks, cross-media M&A and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to target globally than to enhance virtually. Think mission-critical, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will facilitate the power of user communities to morph. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAE but our capacity to actualize.