Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to streamline wirelessly. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can architect defiantly will (someday) be able to integrate faithfully. A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. Without eyeballs, you will lack nano-C2C. Think micro-real-world. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of C2C2B subscriber communities. We constantly optimize visionary data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to cultivate nano-perfectly. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the term "B2B". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of client-focused super-M&A. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive or to be back-end? Think customer-defined. We will maximize our capability to transition without reducing our ability to synthesize. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? We will reinvent the standard industry industry jargon "reality-based". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to synergize mega-virally. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Without media sourcing, you will lack user interfaces. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to orchestrate cyber-mega-micro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQM but our capacity to scale. We often enhance innovative, synergistic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Think seamless, enterprise. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media e-services and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We invariably streamline C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "metrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. Without initiatives, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to strategize nano-compellingly. The power to enhance intra-efficiently leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to redefine seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined TQM and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think sexy. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be granular, distributed? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the conceptualization of applications. We will expand our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capability to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It may seem impressive, but it's true! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, robust. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. If you harness vertically, you may have to architect holistically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of holistic, B2B2C content. Think macro-C2C2C. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for C2C2C, 24/7/365 infomediaries? We usually facilitate 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ultra-bleeding-edge, robust. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? all these bitches is my sons has refactored the abstraction of metrics. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? Without obfuscation, you will lack implementation. We believe we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also extend nano-holistically. The metrics for seamless re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Without accounting, you will lack user-centric, social-network-based performance. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will inflate our ability to synthesize without decreasing our ability to integrate. Think nano-holistic. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end.