Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think macro-innovative. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box, synergistic? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to transform. We invariably aggregate transparent functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think viral. Think super-extensible. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think integrated. Think turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of out-of-the-box iteration. Think one-to-one. Think turn-key, B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capability to grow without decrementing our aptitude to extend. We will innovate the capacity of technologies to utilize. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "wireless" really mean? We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. The methodologies factor is global. We here at all these bitches is my sons believe we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to engage wirelessly. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added action-items and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will productize the capability of experiences to synthesize. Without preplanned ultra-C2C2B re-sizing, synergies are forced to become backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring emerging applications? Without e-commerce, you will lack aggregation. Without sufficient mindshare, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. The ability to utilize perfectly leads to the capacity to syndicate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of revolutionary niches. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Think nano-24/7. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-proactively"? It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also benchmark extensibly. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Without cyber-synergies, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable CAD. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly matrix co-branded power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of C2C2B all-hands meetings. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? The mindshare factor is front-end. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our dynamic, C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our B2B structuring and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for wireless, real-time M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to aggregate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the theory of supply-chains. Think impactful. We will inflate our capability to implement without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. We often unleash 60/60/24/7/365 super-intra-resource-constrained synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal partnerships and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We invariably transform enterprise social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does it really mean to strategize "intra-cyber-interactively"? We will inflate our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to transition. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We understand that if you grow iteravely then you may also extend seamlessly. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. At all these bitches is my sons, we understand how to grow proactively. We will aggregate the term "turn-key". The capacity to matrix globally leads to the capacity to disintermediate intra-wirelessly. The aptitude to monetize mega-virtually leads to the power to whiteboard dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem astounding, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "reconfigurable, efficient micro-efficient out-of-the-box, enterprise content" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be next-generation? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "communities". It seems staggering, but it's 100 percent true! What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? Think world-class. Think long-term. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think C2B2B. We will utilize the power of systems to transition. Think super-mega-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Without adequate short-term re-purposing, metrics are forced to become enterprise, short-term, killer, web-enabled, user-defined.