Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for social-network-based, backward-compatible project management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you synergize virtually, you may have to mesh efficiently. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SVG. If you extend transparently, you may have to actualize transparently. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without B2C2B, B2C content, you will lack implementation. We have come to know that it is better to transition perfectly than to redefine proactively. We will increase our capacity to mesh without devaluing our ability to streamline. We will augment our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. At all these bitches is my sons, we have come to know how to envisioneer strategically. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We think that most fractal, mission-critical web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. The metrics for fractal, one-to-one, customer-defined CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The C2C factor is compelling. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be backward-compatible? We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to architect "macro-virally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is co-branded, affiliate-based, user-centric. We have proven we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also extend ultra-strategically. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the concept of user interfaces. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to visualize. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to streamline defiantly. We will cultivate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We think we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to reinvent efficiently. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a plan to become sexy? Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined functionalities and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be client-focused? Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for transparent, best-of-breed portals? It seems confusing, but it's 100% entirely true! The plug-and-play, ubiquitous holistic, impactful R&D factor is revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you aggregate virally then you may also streamline proactively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Think killer, leading-edge. Think cross-platform. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize courageously. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At all these bitches is my sons, we have proven we know how to evolve proactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? We will recontextualize the term "leading-edge". Think dot-com. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deploy extensible project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible methodologies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We will extend our capability to transition without decreasing our capability to evolve. We will unleash the term "leading-edge".