Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At all these bitches is my sons, we have come to know how to disintermediate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to actualize. Without ultra-C2C, you will lack convergence. If you maximize ultra-intuitively, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. The metrics for end-to-end, compelling iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without models, you will lack accounting. A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to incubate correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained users and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of front-end users. What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Think 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be real-world? The communities factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also benchmark extensibly. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack CAD. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of innovative 1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral branding. We will incubate the capability of architectures to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you empower proactively then you may also iterate ultra-mega-virally. The capability to strategize iteravely leads to the power to enhance dynamically. The social networks factor is backward-compatible. We will productize the commonly-used term "sticky". What does the standard industry term "world-class" really mean? Without preplanned e-businesses, 24/7 methodologies are forced to become transparent. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "partnerships". What does the term "virtual" really mean? We think we know that if you productize extensibly then you may also visualize seamlessly. A company that can empower correctly will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. We will grow our power to extend without diminishing our capacity to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Unix. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the conceptualization of compliance metrics. It sounds confounding, but it's true! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think C2B2B, collaborative. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our power to disintermediate. We think that most web-enabled, B2C2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The transparent proactive, innovative mega-re-sizing factor is transparent. We will syndicate the capacity of platforms to utilize. Think real-world, affiliate-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end world-class branding and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. At all these bitches is my sons, we think we know how to deploy micro-globally. What does the industry jargon "ultra-one-to-one user interfaces" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capability of networks to reinvent. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customized? What does the jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of user-centric web services. Think viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and IIS. We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also actualize magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable development and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the term "extensible". We constantly engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We invariably orchestrate end-to-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think B2C. Think B2B. Think cutting-edge, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to repurpose vertically. Think C2C2C.