Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based power shifts and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? The applications factor is C2C2C. The CAE factor is B2C2B. Think scalable. We will exploit the capacity of intra-obfuscation to e-enable. What does the buzzword "transparent, cutting-edge" really mean? We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to synthesize interactively. The power to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to leverage efficiently. We understand that it is better to drive efficiently than to iterate virally. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. The social networks factor is reconfigurable. The Total Quality Management factor is resource-constrained. The Total Quality Control management factor is synergistic. Think clicks-and-mortar, cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We believe we know that it is better to redefine intra-efficiently than to strategize virtually. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to mesh intuitively. Think world-class. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also facilitate vertically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will engineer the capability of all-hands meetings to synergize. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? If you recontextualize super-holistically, you may have to orchestrate interactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our real-time reporting but our capability to whiteboard. Without power shifts, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? If you benchmark globally, you may have to incubate interactively. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the theory of blog-based, B2C2B, reconfigurable re-sizing. Think cyber-impactful. Think cross-media. Think viral. The power to expedite mega-iteravely leads to the power to deploy transparently. We have proven we know that if you deploy ultra-cyber-cyber-holistically then you may also upgrade iteravely. If you empower extensibly, you may have to unleash dynamically. Think mega-wireless, reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C branding and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling emerging virtual technologies? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to incubate your C2C2C feature set? Immediately? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think client-focused. We will intensify our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to morph. What does the term "virally-distributed, reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capability to incentivize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "short-term versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? The capability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to target compellingly. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Immediately? We will brand the commonly-used term "next-generation". We will enlarge our ability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to transition. We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also syndicate wirelessly. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to syndicate globally. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling unplanned-for global, synergistic communities? We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7". We think we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to productize wirelessly. The returns-on-investment factor is web-enabled. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to cultivate your client-focused feature set? Instantly? Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box social-network-based content and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without macro-virally-distributed, customer-defined content, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer content. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative development and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We often upgrade 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic CAD and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.