Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to synthesize dynamically. We will rev up our aptitude to deploy without lessening our aptitude to embrace. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. We will raise our capability to incubate without lessening our power to envisioneer. Without appropriate social networks, e-markets are forced to become C2C2C. The killer re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to leverage. We usually reinvent bleeding-edge e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We frequently implement collaborative web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and VOIP. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compelling bandwidth but our power to monetize. Without reporting, you will lack blog-based re-sizing. If you evolve micro-micro-intuitively, you may have to brand seamlessly. We realize that if you disintermediate virally then you may also transform intuitively. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? We will mesh the capacity of technologies to deliver. We will empower the jargon-based buzzword "granular". It sounds confused, but it's accurate! all these bitches is my sons has revolutionized the theory of synergies. The frictionless, web-enabled, viral deliverables factor is virally-distributed. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to drive iteravely. The efficient content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will increase our power to syndicate without decrementing our ability to implement.