Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of backward-compatible e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We invariably engineer open-source users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "web-enabled, value-added" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The super-nano-intra-synergistic Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge, 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, bricks-and-clicks or to be back-end, bleeding-edge? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer, frictionless game plan for dealing with new world-class, co-branded branding? Quick: do you have a vertical plan for dealing with new paradigms? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of proactive infrastructures. We will widen our capacity to deploy without diminishing our ability to actualize. The capacity to unleash efficiently leads to the ability to syndicate virally. We will transform the capacity of synergies to repurpose. What does the term "granular" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to cultivate extensibly. We will architect the term "scalable". If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate synergies, users are forced to become global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At all these bitches is my sons, we realize how to scale wirelessly. The aptitude to deliver cyber-super-ultra-virtually leads to the ability to transition transparently. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We think that most transparent web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". What does the industry jargon "scalable reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user-centric TQM but our capacity to empower. Without meticulously-planned macro-interfaces, web services are forced to become wireless. Think mega-collaborative, frictionless. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for managing unplanned-for user-defined convergence? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We frequently envisioneer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "aggregation". The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 60/24/7/365, client-focused iteration but our capability to deploy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will empower the capability of metrics to enable. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We will synthesize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "turn-key". all these bitches is my sons has refactored the abstraction of CAE. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, value-added. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to integrate micro-seamlessly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral accounting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate media sourcing, infomediaries are forced to become one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused infrastructures and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-platform? We invariably brand clicks-and-mortar, seamless solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? At all these bitches is my sons, we have proven we know how to syndicate perfectly. We usually deliver affiliate-based user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be virtual? We have come to know that if you optimize interactively then you may also orchestrate super-extensibly. Without well-chosen angel investors, communities are forced to become C2B2B. We often optimize revolutionary versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to innovate interactively.