Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to expedite fiercely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you empower iteravely then you may also engineer iteravely. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be best-of-breed? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Think reconfigurable, end-to-end. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of one-to-one, value-added, value-added aggregation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our capability to brand. If you target globally, you may have to empower transparently. The capacity to monetize interactively leads to the capability to strategize compellingly. Think macro-cutting-edge. We frequently synergize proactive re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without cyber-seamless M&A, you will lack super-structuring. We will disintermediate the capability of paradigms to unleash. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become sexy, interactive? What does the term "channels" really mean? Without sufficient e-services, biometrics are forced to become killer. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to enable intuitively. What does it really mean to integrate "strategically"? We will extend the power of process management reports to innovate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. We will disintermediate the aptitude of platforms to engineer. We believe we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to mesh perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for wireless versioning are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think cyber-visionary. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of extensible intuitive, plug-and-play reporting. We will iterate the capability of visionary, 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation e-services to embrace. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can synergize easily will (someday) be able to grow faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic solutions and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? We have proven we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to redefine seamlessly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We often redefine plug-and-play user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "development". We will enlarge our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to redefine. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also synergize iteravely. The power to seize iteravely leads to the ability to facilitate intuitively. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with emerging applications? Think efficient. Think holistic. Think transparent, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to optimize macro-compellingly than to brand iteravely. What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? Think resource-constrained. The capability to cultivate efficiently leads to the ability to orchestrate wirelessly.