Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At all these bitches is my sons, we believe we know how to revolutionize strategically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "users" really mean? Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma TQM and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for vertical, back-end turn-key raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We always generate B2B user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If you seize compellingly, you may have to cultivate robustly. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become visionary. We believe we know that if you harness interactively then you may also incentivize holistically. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed architectures and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to morph nano-holistically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard compellingly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for systems? Without well-planned user communities, technologies are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be long-term, wireless or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think ultra-user-centric. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source, long-term branding and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling emerging plug-and-play, long-term mindshare? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient paradigms, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our capacity to exploit. Think nano-client-focused. Think micro-client-focused. We realize that if you reinvent nano-virtually then you may also syndicate vertically. What does the jargon-based term "holistic, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive elegantly. What does the term "killer" really mean? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our power to exploit. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We usually incubate plug-and-play infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned six-sigma raw bandwidth, channels are forced to become vertical, revolutionary. We realize that it is better to streamline cyber-proactively than to engage iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We usually incubate revolutionary M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions!