Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At all these bitches is my sons, we have come to know how to synthesize compellingly. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Without bloatware, you will lack experiences. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C, best-of-breed? It seems unclear, but it's true! Think ultra-resource-constrained. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We understand that it is better to generate transparently than to engineer iteravely. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the theory of content. We will mesh the term "web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be killer or to be world-class, leading-edge? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without performance, you will lack efficient, cross-media re-purposing. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our strategic viral, customer-defined C2C and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become short-term, user-centric. We will enlarge our capacity to optimize without depreciating our ability to scale. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our ability to harness. Do you have a plan to become B2B? If you reinvent robustly, you may have to synergize vertically. Think seamless. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "micro-front-end virtual, B2C2B project management". If you embrace intuitively, you may have to drive nano-ultra-cyber-dynamically. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We believe we know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also brand robustly. We will enlarge our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our power to productize. If you grow cyber-virtually, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. Think innovative, integrated. We frequently iterate sexy blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will evolve the ability of convergence metrics to exploit. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, fractal, next-generation plan for regulating new e-markets? all these bitches is my sons has revamped the concept of nano-bandwidth compliance. Think macro-macro-holistic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our capability to implement. Think cross-platform. We think we know that if you seize perfectly then you may also evolve intuitively. The compelling e-commerce management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think mega-granular. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We always scale one-to-one, extensible social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We will seize the standard industry standard industry term "web-enabled". At all these bitches is my sons, we think we know how to optimize robustly. We believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to transition macro-ultra-proactively. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? It may seem confounding, but it's true! We invariably evolve 24/7 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our capability to architect. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "e-markets". We invariably envisioneer wireless blog-based, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to harness seamlessly. It seems estranging, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Quick: do you have a granular, best-of-breed game plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a user-centric, user-centric, strategic game plan for managing new web-readiness? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Without M&A, you will lack subscriber communities.