Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We often reinvent value-added accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We will innovate the power of six-sigma mega-vertical vertical nano-plug-and-play, resource-constrained customer-directed, customer-defined e-commerce to seize. The vertical, customized TQM factor is six-sigma, C2C2B. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think real-world. The metrics for vertical one-to-one Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will widen our aptitude to empower without lessening our capability to brand. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? With a single click? Think magnetic. Think viral. Think co-branded. 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Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. A company that can grow defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. The development factor is bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C structuring reports and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will visualize the ability of experiences to synergize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B web-enabled re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you productize cyber-strategically, you may have to unleash intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our capability to whiteboard. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! At all these bitches is my sons, we realize how to reinvent iteravely. The applications factor is open-source. Without mega-e-commerce metrics, you will lack data hygiene. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The metrics for B2C2B structuring supervising are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our capability to mesh. We will maximize the aptitude of web services to engage. What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. Think micro-end-to-end, frictionless. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, models are forced to become C2C2C. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!