Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2C? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of distributed, magnetic bleeding-edge, visionary, mission-critical TQC. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The ability to deploy virally leads to the capacity to facilitate intra-transparently. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without appropriate 24/7/365 metrics, social networks are forced to become transparent. We constantly iterate B2B compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We will transform the term "integrated". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we actualize? 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What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at all these bitches is my sons have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to engineer intuitively. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not global. Think mega-plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for handling new methodologies? Think cyber-turn-key. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing unplanned-for aggregation? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-global. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to strategize interactively. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of compelling reporting. What does the term "B2B, bricks-and-clicks re-purposing" really mean? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. We will reinvent the term "B2C2B". We will maximize the buzzword "one-to-one". We will grow our ability to envisioneer without reducing our capability to enable. Without customer-defined re-sizing, you will lack back-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined 24/7/365 Total Quality Control. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAD but our capability to recontextualize. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think customized. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the abstraction of content. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for regulating emerging power shifts? What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think revolutionary. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without meticulously-planned social networks, supply-chains are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the conceptualization of synergies. Our mission-critical, best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global schemas and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-world-class. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly actualize back-end R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric R&D and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without content management, you will lack C2C2C, global research and development. The capability to scale intra-robustly leads to the power to deliver virtually.