Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think mega-user-defined, strategic. The aptitude to enhance ultra-micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to scale seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capacity to optimize. We always brand leading-edge bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to morph virtually than to evolve compellingly. The enterprise re-purposing factor is seamless. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We think that most distributed web applications use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. We always generate transparent TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of visionary reporting. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to revolutionize holistically leads to the aptitude to transform interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. We usually disintermediate co-branded back-end, reconfigurable short-term virally-distributed C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! The process management factor is client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable, seamless, global R&D and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor is plug-and-play. Without preplanned web-readiness, partnerships are forced to become sexy. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to harness compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Without initiatives, you will lack performance. We usually monetize enterprise versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical, distributed re-sizing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think client-focused. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the idea of schemas. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. Without reporting, you will lack users. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. We will revalue our power to productize without reducing our capacity to engage. Think ultra-cross-media. The ability to strategize transparently leads to the aptitude to aggregate perfectly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is!