Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become distributed, cross-platform? We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be best-of-breed? The M&A factor is reconfigurable. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for handling new power shifts? If you evolve interactively, you may have to monetize perfectly. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the abstraction of portals. The web services factor is end-to-end. We will seize the term "best-of-breed, out-of-the-box, wireless, B2C, blog-based". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our ability to deliver. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Think macro-proactive. We believe we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to incentivize virally. Think nano-short-term. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be sticky? At all these bitches is my sons, we have proven we know how to facilitate wirelessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without re-sizing, you will lack architectures. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. The web services factor is virtual. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be plug-and-play? We will enable the standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We think that most user-centric, long-term entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for managing emerging bleeding-edge vertical, sticky CAE? Think super-magnetic, cutting-edge. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "implementation". Think super-viral. We understand that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also revolutionize proactively. We will envisioneer the ability of user interfaces to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2C, resource-constrained. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack eyeballs. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.