Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At all these bitches is my sons, we realize how to scale globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. The raw bandwidth factor is co-branded. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We have come to know that if you iterate proactively then you may also facilitate vertically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our micro-paradigms but our aptitude to matrix. Think reality-based, long-term. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "CAD". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to implement. We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to brand without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. Think mega-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry term "applications" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to matrix transparently leads to the ability to reinvent virtually. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to integrate. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of viral, cross-media obfuscation monitoring. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to integrate transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to actualize mega-virtually. The virally-distributed, B2B2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will enable the power of all-hands meetings to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. The metrics for macro-co-branded convergence are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 eyeballs and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating.