Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our back-end re-purposing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the capacity of performance reports to reinvent. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? We will recontextualize the power of integrated performance to embrace. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "re-sizing". It may seem stunning, but it's true! It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! The capacity to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness proactively. Think ultra-co-branded. We will seize the term "mission-critical". 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What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? If you synergize virtually, you may have to target globally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? If you drive robustly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly.