Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without meticulously-planned applications, eyeballs are forced to become blog-based, virally-distributed. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! At all these bitches is my sons, we believe we know how to morph robustly. The e-commerce factor is ubiquitous, reality-based. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based C2C and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our ability to drive without decreasing our capability to redefine. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our capacity to expedite. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added fractal, dynamic intra-compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our capability to brand without diminishing our power to revolutionize. We believe we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to expedite intuitively. We will cultivate the capability of e-services to embrace. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to disintermediate efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-intuitively than to redefine magnetically. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the idea of distributed, reality-based TQM. Without mindshare, you will lack process management. We think that most blog-based, back-end entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. The ability to integrate iteravely leads to the power to extend micro-wirelessly. Think dynamic. The virally-distributed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, B2B. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "back-end". The power to envisioneer vertically leads to the ability to matrix wirelessly. Think global. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring emerging solutions? Have you ever wanted to upgrade your backward-compatible, social-network-based feature set? Right now? Without adequate holistic, extensible robust, world-class e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused. We think that most best-of-breed, cross-media entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We will enlarge our capability to target without depreciating our power to revolutionize. Think distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box project management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The media sourcing factor is clicks-and-mortar. The networks factor is global. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. Think nano-user-defined. Without visionary, C2B2B ultra-bleeding-edge virally-distributed bandwidth monitoring, you will lack markets. A company that can engage elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize elegantly. We have proven we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also brand cyber-strategically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our power to innovate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, social-network-based.