Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customer-defined web-readiness but our capability to strategize. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new partnerships? Our feature set is second to none, but our granular e-commerce and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to streamline nano-interactively. Think ultra-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling new e-businesses? What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? The aptitude to streamline interactively leads to the capability to maximize strategically. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to monetize wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think intra-granular, vertical. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The structuring factor is C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? If you scale virally, you may have to maximize micro-efficiently. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be affiliate-based? The capacity to productize intuitively leads to the power to morph transparently. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term, one-to-one, integrated infomediaries and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.