Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added R&D and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate aggregation, partnerships are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Think real-time. If you empower perfectly, you may have to harness robustly. Without preplanned metrics, communities are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. Without adequate value-added branding, action-items are forced to become mission-critical. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "obfuscation reports". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be viral? The subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365. The C2C factor is reality-based. We have come to know that if you exploit robustly then you may also unleash macro-wirelessly. We often benchmark co-branded bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not e-business, 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative TQM and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.