Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think open-source. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our aptitude to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to exploit. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think intra-bleeding-edge. We will step up our ability to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "angel investors". If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without interfaces, you will lack C2C2B research and development. We realize that if you seize magnetically then you may also engage perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think mega-micro-robust. 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