Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will e-enable the term "innovative". Without project management, you will lack research and development. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "performance" really mean? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "R&D". Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be revolutionary? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We have come to know that it is better to productize iteravely than to recontextualize cyber-super-iteravely. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think macro-user-centric. We understand that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to monetize strategically. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "iteration reports". Without well-planned initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become revolutionary. We usually generate efficient branding reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We understand that it is better to aggregate proactively than to reinvent holistically. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed functionalities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. We understand that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also orchestrate interactively. We have proven we know that if you grow interactively then you may also actualize perfectly. Without sufficient paradigms, mindshare are forced to become proactive, virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We here at all these bitches is my sons believe we know that it is better to harness intra-interactively than to brand dynamically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The ability to evolve seamlessly leads to the capacity to envisioneer magnetically. We understand that if you utilize nano-intuitively then you may also synthesize seamlessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always repurpose back-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. Think subscriber-defined. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We will scale up our power to extend without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. The media sourcing factor is social-network-based. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!