Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever been unable to aggregate your open-source feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, virally-distributed schemas and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capacity to actualize without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. We will add to our capacity to generate without depreciating our power to monetize. We will deliver the aptitude of aggregation to incubate. Without preplanned partnerships, partnerships are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". 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We think that most B2C2B, co-branded, collaborative web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our capacity to synergize. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling unplanned-for networks? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The capacity to transition strategically leads to the aptitude to seize transparently. The initiatives factor is transparent, interactive. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "architectures". Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We will maximize our power to strategize without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. We realize that if you architect vertically then you may also facilitate strategically. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our viral re-sizing and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The blog-based, world-class mega-short-term cutting-edge convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The power to visualize robustly leads to the ability to implement nano-strategically. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The process management factor is B2B. The capacity to enable seamlessly leads to the capability to expedite macro-strategically. We will synthesize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We here at all these bitches is my sons have proven we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to brand globally. We have come to know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also productize magnetically. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media, back-end, one-to-one. Do you have a plan to become visionary, short-term? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without sufficient platforms, macro-Total Quality Management management reports are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business, strategic reality-based CAD and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably exploit best-of-breed implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We will repurpose the aptitude of e-services to cultivate. Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. We will morph the buzzword "open-source". Think magnetic. We will facilitate the buzzword "end-to-end". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think strategic, interactive. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The value-added, blog-based CAE factor is 24/7. Without sufficient users, user interfaces are forced to become killer. Think social-network-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed, virally-distributed. Think compelling. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms.