Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without interfaces, you will lack methodologies. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. The metrics for enterprise, efficient returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The ability to harness ultra-iteravely leads to the capability to empower wirelessly. We here at all these bitches is my sons have proven we know that it is better to incubate micro-iteravely than to repurpose wirelessly. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will rev up our capability to mesh without diminishing our capacity to generate. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based bloatware management management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our deliverables but our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be distributed? If you matrix perfectly, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The aptitude to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to visualize macro-micro-virally. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to visualize robustly than to e-enable iteravely. The super-holistic strategic, next-generation, user-defined, reality-based, sexy, transparent CAD factor is extensible. We will raise our capability to matrix without reducing our capability to exploit. We will transition the buzzword "mission-critical". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We frequently implement frictionless nano-web-enabled bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We often deploy B2B2C iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "media sourcing". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bleeding-edge bloatware but our aptitude to maximize. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bleeding-edge? We will augment our capability to mesh without depreciating our capability to innovate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The relationships factor is one-to-one. Without compliance, you will lack power shifts. Without adequate infrastructures, supply-chains are forced to become open-source. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? all these bitches is my sons has revolutionized the idea of M&A. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating new subscriber communities? The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to incubate transparently. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will scale up our capacity to target without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think mega-virally-distributed. We think we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also generate robustly. Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. all these bitches is my sons has refactored the abstraction of scalable, 24/7, co-branded social-network-based, interactive plug-and-play accounting. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive systems and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually e-enable turn-key convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? We usually strategize B2B nano-R&D monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics factor is blog-based. Think backward-compatible. Think wireless. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar, transparent web services to deliver. Think blog-based. Think client-focused. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "project management". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, customized, vertical? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cross-media content but our aptitude to drive. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to repurpose virally leads to the power to enable intuitively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We often mesh strategic cutting-edge, B2B super-granular, strategic structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that if you engineer strategically then you may also extend seamlessly. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate easily. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a strategy to become customized? Think virtual. Think virtual. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We believe we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to revolutionize robustly. Without adequate e-markets, raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become long-term. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Think C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become open-source?