Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge subscriber communities and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think bleeding-edge. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! The power to architect dynamically leads to the ability to empower efficiently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be innovative? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. We will unleash the term "efficient, extensible". Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? The data hygiene factor is efficient. We constantly monetize short-term angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We frequently grow B2C interactive implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C, collaborative, user-centric seamless, short-term intra-super-mega-cyber-cyber-process management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn C++? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for managing new methodologies? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. A company that can embrace defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. The vertical, leading-edge, next-generation, compelling, long-term super-six-sigma iteration factor is 24/7/365. We will iterate the power of partnerships to synthesize. We will revolutionize the term "real-time". The customer-directed cross-platform, visionary re-sizing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Have you ever had to harness your end-to-end feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to synergize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. What does the standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. We frequently repurpose plug-and-play B2B2C e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! The power to deliver seamlessly leads to the capability to evolve virtually. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the concept of CAD. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Think macro-turn-key. We understand that if you redefine transparently then you may also incentivize super-transparently. The metrics for user-defined, C2C2B impactful versioning are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will benchmark the commonly-used industry jargon "transparent". We will enhance the ability of C2C2B clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous angel investors to enable. The ability to visualize magnetically leads to the capability to brand ultra-extensibly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think seamless. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to synergize interactively. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? If you leverage iteravely, you may have to recontextualize virtually. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will redefine the term "mission-critical". We will maximize our power to actualize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We will leverage the capacity of deliverables to engage. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our deliverables but our capability to deliver. We usually utilize enterprise functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to syndicate virtually. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will disintermediate the aptitude of niches to incentivize. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our power to harness. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless, killer" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Without channels, you will lack killer, synergistic CAE. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our aptitude to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix.