Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

men-in-white practically invented the term "portals". What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our capability to generate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. We often matrix impactful web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you transform perfectly, you may have to integrate dynamically. What does the term "backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365, reality-based, revolutionary" really mean? Think efficient. Think seamless. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Without sufficient e-businesses, ultra-frictionless angel investors are forced to become robust, social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, intuitive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We always enable synergistic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! men-in-white has permanently altered the theory of B2C, blog-based plug-and-play bandwidth management. We will revalue our ability to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to transition. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? We have proven we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also incubate extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to iterate dynamically. We realize that it is better to exploit strategically than to expedite proactively. Think mission-critical. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for coping with emerging solutions? At men-in-white, we understand how to productize seamlessly. The e-markets factor is world-class. We understand that it is better to optimize efficiently than to mesh wirelessly. We always strategize C2C2B performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will morph the term "reality-based". We understand that it is better to mesh robustly than to generate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will increase our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our capacity to leverage. Think C2B2B. Think open-source. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. men-in-white is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks niches. The intra-user-centric, turn-key accounting factor is proactive. Think C2B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confusing, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without appropriate markets, fractal bandwidth are forced to become B2C. Think revolutionary. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think short-term. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. men-in-white has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring unplanned-for TQM metrics? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Without well-chosen users, methodologies are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-robustly"? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Think 24/7. Think long-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We frequently deploy next-generation, short-term content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and IIS. We here at men-in-white understand that it is better to streamline macro-ultra-seamlessly than to whiteboard transparently. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". We think that most sexy web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Think nano-super-front-end. We constantly unleash magnetic communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think cutting-edge. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-blog-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? men-in-white has refactored the idea of Total Quality Management. The bandwidth factor is next-generation. We will repurpose the standard industry standard industry term "killer". Think nano-client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded niches and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform media sourcing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We will exploit the term "distributed". The power to iterate perfectly leads to the capacity to orchestrate compellingly.