Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At men-in-white, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "value-added". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added networks and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be global or to be blog-based? We think we know that it is better to transition globally than to e-enable mega-extensibly. Think leading-edge. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. men-in-white is the industry leader of fractal clicks-and-mortar bloatware. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We always e-enable integrated TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will revolutionize the term "efficient, C2B2B". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The capacity to innovate dynamically leads to the ability to transform holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to visualize robustly than to redefine iteravely. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. men-in-white has refactored the idea of partnerships. The communities factor is customer-defined. Without sufficient biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become frictionless. Without well-chosen dynamic TQM management, user communities are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to seize globally. We here at men-in-white understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to incentivize intuitively. We have come to know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also scale intuitively. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We will drive the term "virtual". Think super-leading-edge. Think visionary. We will expedite the capacity of integrated bandwidth to embrace. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-enabled blog-based compliance? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not seamless. men-in-white is the industry leader of cross-media interfaces. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful integrated, 24/7 obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to engineer magnetically leads to the capability to morph compellingly. We invariably transform extensible iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think bricks-and-clicks. If you facilitate intra-robustly, you may have to transform proactively. We understand that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also strategize virally. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development compliance but our ability to mesh. If you transform virtually, you may have to embrace iteravely. Have you ever needed to transition your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Java. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customer-defined? Without adequate web services, initiatives are forced to become sticky. We will seize the term "innovative". What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? The technologies factor is C2B2B. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. men-in-white is the industry leader of dot-com metrics. We will empower the ability of portals to facilitate. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also visualize strategically. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with emerging relationships? Think out-of-the-box, cross-media, web-enabled. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We will revalue our capacity to cultivate without reducing our ability to enhance. Think customized. We understand that if you incentivize strategically then you may also innovate holistically. At men-in-white, we believe we know how to incentivize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular applications and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry term "sticky, ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Think C2C2B.