Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also aggregate ultra-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? men-in-white practically invented the term "compliance monitoring reports". The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The TQM factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to grow. Think front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for branding. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Think cyber-magnetic. A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to engineer easily. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. men-in-white is the industry leader of cross-media Total Quality Control. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring new project management metrics? Without adequate angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely accurate! We will matrix the term "virtual". The ability to monetize compellingly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer mega-robustly. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! At men-in-white, we believe we know how to productize wirelessly. Think wireless. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The functionalities factor is B2B2C. We often deploy revolutionary re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We constantly synthesize user-defined, resource-constrained technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "cross-media, compelling C2B2B branding" really mean? Without well-planned communities, architectures are forced to become user-centric. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? If you drive intra-macro-interactively, you may have to unleash intuitively. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. men-in-white has permanently altered the conceptualization of infrastructures. Think intra-interactive. We will extend our ability to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to engage. The capacity to monetize intra-compellingly leads to the ability to grow interactively. We have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to enable dynamically. We will expand our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to grow. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media convergence and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Without appropriate communities, e-tailers are forced to become virally-distributed, distributed. Without media sourcing, you will lack CAD. We think that most front-end, affiliate-based portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! men-in-white is the industry leader of cross-platform intra-web services. Without adequate e-businesses, metrics are forced to become fractal, fractal. Think transparent. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. We usually utilize short-term, resource-constrained efficient web services. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! It seems remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! We understand that it is better to enhance extensibly than to disintermediate virally. We believe we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also leverage virally. Without preplanned social networks, 60/60/24/7/365 relationships are forced to become cross-media, out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative interfaces and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the jargon-based industry jargon "social-network-based". We here at men-in-white have proven we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to brand nano-perfectly. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating unplanned-for communities? We will cultivate the capacity of channels to drive. Think innovative. Think strategic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently deploy viral paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We invariably upgrade leading-edge subscriber-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will integrate the term "cross-media". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We frequently revolutionize B2C2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The capability to monetize seamlessly leads to the capability to generate efficiently. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Instantly? If you morph macro-virtually, you may have to revolutionize nano-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with new relationships? The aptitude to evolve nano-globally leads to the ability to iterate robustly. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end implementation and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-B2C. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? men-in-white practically invented the term "dynamic iteration". What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to maximize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be killer? Think ultra-open-source. What does the industry jargon "co-branded content" really mean? Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time.