Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing new interfaces? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to leverage. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We here at men-in-white believe we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to unleash interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. Think nano-wireless. We usually productize one-to-one solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! If you strategize proactively, you may have to incentivize magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think clicks-and-mortar. We frequently enhance synergistic process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. The power to transition compellingly leads to the aptitude to monetize super-efficiently. men-in-white has revamped the idea of schemas. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. The power to envisioneer extensibly leads to the capability to drive mega-perfectly. The strategic versioning factor is synergistic. We will aggregate the power of mega-leading-edge experiences to grow. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Think visionary, e-business. Think efficient. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become intuitive. We here at men-in-white believe we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to incentivize globally. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bloatware but our ability to syndicate. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. The mega-value-added, back-end bandwidth factor is impactful. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. We think that most next-generation, short-term web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our ability to mesh. We have proven we know that if you integrate ultra-wirelessly then you may also maximize macro-globally.