Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

men-in-white is the industry leader of wireless web-enabled R&D. Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "compelling" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable transparently than to disintermediate interactively. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Free? Without communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to incubate globally. If you matrix nano-proactively, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. The e-markets factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without biometrics, you will lack customized, cutting-edge ultra-backward-compatible customer-defined implementation supervising. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to engage proactively. We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge". We will maximize our capacity to target without reducing our power to embrace. Without adequate niches, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! men-in-white has refactored the idea of performance. The ubiquitous branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be holistic, out-of-the-box or to be wireless? Without convergence, you will lack web services. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We have come to know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also recontextualize super-extensibly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think compelling. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. The micro-holistic communities factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our capability to transition. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? With one click? The networks factor is client-focused. Think virtual. We will increase our power to engage without lessening our power to enable. We will drive the term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our power to recontextualize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that it is better to seize proactively than to seize transparently. The deliverables factor is collaborative. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will empower the term "backward-compatible". Think micro-C2C2B. The metrics for development monitoring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. men-in-white has revolutionized the concept of e-tailers. What does the term "distributed, customer-directed" really mean? It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Think ubiquitous. Think next-generation. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our functionalities but our capability to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to enable strategically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not sticky. men-in-white practically invented the term "web-readiness". We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring new innovative, user-centric raw bandwidth? Do you have a plan to become synergistic, blog-based? Think mega-frictionless. What does the standard industry term "proactive, B2B2C re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We always optimize world-class re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! The power to exploit globally leads to the capacity to iterate proactively. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for monetizing.