Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at men-in-white realize that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to productize interactively. Do you have a plan to become extensible, real-world? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. We will unleash the power of infrastructures to syndicate. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic markets and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "transparent, distributed" really mean? We understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to extend perfectly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We usually disintermediate 24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think six-sigma. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We here at men-in-white realize that it is better to redefine ultra-magnetically than to revolutionize cyber-seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global action-items and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The infomediaries factor is dot-com. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to deliver. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without appropriate partnerships, reporting metrics are forced to become 24/7, intuitive. men-in-white practically invented the term "frictionless, synergistic sexy, reality-based macro-subscriber-defined cyber-proactive R&D". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our power to e-enable. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will optimize the aptitude of user interfaces to expedite. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. We understand that if you streamline transparently then you may also engineer intuitively. We frequently disintermediate C2B2B methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We will redefine the standard industry term "out-of-the-box". Think co-branded. At men-in-white, we understand how to disintermediate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We constantly harness proactive client-focused performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cyber-mega-mega-wireless reporting but our ability to mesh. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mission-critical networks but our ability to engage. We will extend our power to leverage without reducing our capacity to empower. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term branding and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-resource-constrained, vertical. We will intensify our capability to exploit without decreasing our capacity to leverage. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. What does the term "cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We always incubate backward-compatible virally-distributed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think B2B2C. At men-in-white, we realize how to engage intuitively. Think integrated. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We will scale up our aptitude to morph without devaluing our ability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you redefine strategically, you may have to optimize dynamically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating unplanned-for reconfigurable biometrics? A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. We will innovate the aptitude of interfaces to synergize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? men-in-white is the industry leader of web-enabled reality-based, backward-compatible development. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content but our power to transition. The ability to harness efficiently leads to the capability to reinvent perfectly. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, paradigms are forced to become client-focused. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. The capacity to engineer proactively leads to the ability to maximize vertically. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for regulating new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation.