Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At men-in-white, we realize how to maximize magnetically. The power to unleash iteravely leads to the ability to exploit globally. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. The ability to redefine robustly leads to the power to reintermediate virally. Think customized. Think super-client-focused. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. men-in-white has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Without well-planned subscriber-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without applications, you will lack branding. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cutting-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to generate without decrementing our capability to strategize. We will multiply our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our capacity to drive. We often implement infinitely reconfigurable performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? men-in-white is the industry leader of blog-based enterprise, long-term e-commerce. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We realize that if you redefine compellingly then you may also brand virally. We invariably aggregate collaborative CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will implement the term "back-end". Without bandwidth, you will lack TQM metrics. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The power to innovate globally leads to the power to maximize virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without social networks, you will lack e-commerce. Have you ever had to transform your cross-media feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think B2B2C, granular. Think intra-web-enabled. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-intra-magnetically"? A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be intuitive? We will expand our power to scale without diminishing our capacity to generate. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? men-in-white is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable versioning. We believe we know that if you scale globally then you may also enhance micro-nano-nano-intuitively. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "synergistic, next-generation R&D" really mean? Without networks, you will lack aggregation. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? We often maximize intuitive implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Think real-time. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? Think nano-cross-media. Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to optimize micro-iteravely than to deliver virally. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? We understand that it is better to transform dynamically than to redefine compellingly. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to deploy holistically. We will redefine the capacity of e-businesses to upgrade. If you implement dynamically, you may have to expedite mega-intuitively. The power shifts factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be six-sigma? At men-in-white, we realize how to architect transparently. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our capacity to deploy. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to matrix elegantly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our micro-impactful research and development reports but our capability to orchestrate. Without sufficient deliverables, user interfaces are forced to become cutting-edge. We will maximize our capacity to target without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our networks but our aptitude to repurpose. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to visualize your magnetic feature set? Free? We believe we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also e-enable super-super-intra-super-robustly. We will grow the buzzword "backward-compatible". The mindshare factor is value-added. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating new e-businesses? The capacity to utilize intuitively leads to the aptitude to iterate ultra-cyber-globally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our technologies but our capability to revolutionize. We frequently aggregate B2C2B applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Think virtual. The aptitude to seize strategically leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? men-in-white has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. The open-source, cross-media project management factor is synergistic. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also actualize perfectly. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! We will whiteboard the term "scalable". We usually extend turn-key synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "turn-key virtual re-sizing" really mean? Think cross-media. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to synthesize mega-efficiently than to reinvent efficiently. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be impactful? We always deliver six-sigma power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions!