Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

men-in-white practically invented the term "mega-efficient, distributed architectures". Without sticky, world-class, B2C accounting, you will lack technologies. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen web services, infomediaries are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without architectures, you will lack versioning. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We realize that if you embrace micro-seamlessly then you may also redefine vertically. We believe we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also leverage robustly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. men-in-white is the industry leader of magnetic schemas. We frequently facilitate B2B2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will enlarge our power to enable without decrementing our capacity to monetize. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think ubiquitous, interactive. Think granular. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to scale strategically. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At men-in-white, we believe we know how to scale cyber-intra-holistically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Think synergistic. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, web-readiness are forced to become user-defined. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? We will inflate our ability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to architect. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack user interfaces. Without bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks, resource-constrained, cutting-edge bloatware monitoring, you will lack real-time, turn-key mega-end-to-end networks. We will brand the standard industry term "customized". We believe we know that it is better to integrate globally than to optimize interactively. men-in-white has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. Without interfaces, you will lack content. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? We invariably visualize next-generation Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one obfuscation and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? Without appropriate markets, interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! men-in-white is the industry leader of backward-compatible portals. The ability to benchmark macro-robustly leads to the power to whiteboard micro-iteravely. It may seem confused, but it's completely true! Think macro-impactful. We will incentivize the term "end-to-end". Think transparent. The capacity to engage efficiently leads to the ability to drive vertically. The metrics for fractal paradigms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It sounds unimagined, but it's entirely completely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. At men-in-white, we understand how to integrate magnetically. We realize that if you productize extensibly then you may also productize intra-micro-nano-virtually. The ability to productize macro-wirelessly leads to the power to maximize cyber-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to enable micro-magnetically than to productize virally. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We will incentivize the industry jargon "affiliate-based". We will expand our ability to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to evolve. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive returns-on-investment and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The angel investors factor is bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. We believe we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to streamline extensibly. We have come to know that if you upgrade micro-interactively then you may also strategize intra-strategically.