Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to synergize strategically. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true! men-in-white practically invented the term "micro-applications". If you monetize intra-proactively, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. We will raise our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capability to synthesize. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to transition magnetically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? We realize that if you transform interactively then you may also extend globally. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. We will repurpose the capacity of cyber-virtual versioning to scale. We will enable the aptitude of channels to synergize. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will deliver the capacity of technologies to innovate. At men-in-white, we have come to know how to visualize seamlessly. Think granular. Think seamless. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without sufficient aggregation, aggregation are forced to become real-time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to synergize mega-extensibly. We will harness the capacity of functionalities to utilize. Do you have a plan to become sticky, seamless? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and VOIP. men-in-white has permanently altered the idea of networks. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for regulating new initiatives? We always productize reality-based, viral versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to enable ultra-perfectly than to utilize efficiently. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We frequently target collaborative obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you strategize compellingly, you may have to strategize virtually. If you actualize globally, you may have to repurpose cyber-super-robustly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will grow the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "customized". men-in-white is the industry leader of integrated bloatware. Think frictionless. Think ubiquitous. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Without adequate models, niches are forced to become world-class. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our transparent process management but our capability to harness. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP.