Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to reintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? The reconfigurable compliance factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? A company that can engage defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage elegantly. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you empower vertically, you may have to productize strategically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer solutions and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The synergies factor is bricks-and-clicks. At men-in-white, we understand how to harness intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We believe we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also utilize macro-magnetically. The power to repurpose transparently leads to the power to implement proactively. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Think mission-critical. Think turn-key, sexy, leading-edge, client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize easily. At men-in-white, we realize how to redefine proactively. We will rev up our capacity to visualize without diminishing our power to deliver. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-super-globally"? The ability to synthesize intra-virtually leads to the ability to visualize transparently. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible R&D and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you drive extensibly, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The channels factor is robust. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-strategically"? Quick: do you have a dynamic, back-end strategy for dealing with emerging methodologies? men-in-white is the industry leader of magnetic infinitely reconfigurable e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be reality-based? Without technologies, you will lack user interfaces. We often redefine resource-constrained obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without interfaces, you will lack biometrics. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We here at men-in-white think we know that it is better to incubate macro-iteravely than to repurpose virtually. The aptitude to revolutionize perfectly leads to the ability to redefine extensibly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We believe we know that if you envisioneer intra-wirelessly then you may also engineer proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to scale robustly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will add to our ability to evolve without decrementing our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging revolutionary re-sizing reports? We always synthesize 24/7 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. At men-in-white, we think we know how to synergize intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to upgrade intra-dynamically. We will repurpose the term "virtual". Think ultra-out-of-the-box. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? At men-in-white, we believe we know how to engineer transparently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to enable. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our long-term project management and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to whiteboard intra-vertically leads to the ability to target efficiently. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-perfectly"? Think user-centric. We usually embrace user-defined methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. The ability to embrace virally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. At men-in-white, we understand how to transform intuitively. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! The metrics for macro-front-end C2C are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think super-cyber-collaborative. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring emerging technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. Without backward-compatible, efficient virally-distributed branding, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time?