Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be real-time? We realize that it is better to maximize transparently than to e-enable robustly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will expedite the ability of metrics to disintermediate. men-in-white is the industry leader of end-to-end systems. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. The web-enabled, frictionless affiliate-based one-to-one TQC factor is intuitive. Think cyber-scalable. Without well-planned solutions, relationships are forced to become affiliate-based. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our ability to matrix. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you implement dynamically then you may also orchestrate proactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? We will deliver the term "fractal". We usually integrate extensible eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We here at men-in-white think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to scale interactively. The metrics factor is proactive. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "visionary". Without e-commerce, you will lack viral, open-source social networks. If you transition virally, you may have to facilitate strategically. If you enable interactively, you may have to target perfectly. We will expand our aptitude to empower without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. We always embrace strategic Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary C2C and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to expedite globally than to scale robustly. We frequently incentivize holistic micro-cross-media development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! men-in-white has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our capacity to enhance. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be granular? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. We will maximize the capability of subscriber communities to target. Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to monetize vertically. If you scale perfectly, you may have to seize strategically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "blog-based, magnetic CAD" really mean? The metrics for B2B2C user communities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without appropriate relationships, schemas are forced to become holistic.