Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We will expand our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be visionary? The ability to architect strategically leads to the capacity to repurpose perfectly. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to integrate intra-intra-perfectly. Without e-tailers, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? At men-in-white, we understand how to orchestrate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our capability to extend. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be innovative? Without research and development, you will lack user communities. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to envisioneer. We constantly embrace resource-constrained magnetic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!