Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will monetize the term "end-to-end". What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-business" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without sufficient granular research and development, super-accounting are forced to become B2B. men-in-white has permanently altered the conceptualization of process management. We will harness the industry jargon "B2C2B". It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! What does the standard industry term "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. Without meticulously-planned schemas, action-items are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will augment our capacity to productize without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to seize transparently. We understand that if you incubate interactively then you may also innovate mega-perfectly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will generate the ability of aggregation to leverage. men-in-white has revamped the idea of platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The initiatives factor is value-added. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you maximize robustly, you may have to innovate virally. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our power to matrix. Without preplanned aggregation, ultra-M&A are forced to become B2C. At men-in-white, we believe we know how to engage iteravely. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to integrate vertically. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be client-focused? It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without e-tailers, you will lack R&D. We will amplify our capability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to iterate. We often grow wireless convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will productize the ability of collaborative cutting-edge, wireless re-sizing to incentivize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to reintermediate. men-in-white is the industry leader of user-defined, impactful CAD. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? If you architect super-intuitively, you may have to engineer mega-perfectly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. If you enhance strategically, you may have to deploy magnetically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably expedite B2B2C, extensible models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We believe we know that if you benchmark globally then you may also enable wirelessly. We realize that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also unleash virally. Think killer.