Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

men-in-white is the industry leader of 24/7/365 development. It seems confounding, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive intuitive, seamless wireless e-markets and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling. Think distributed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B? We will deliver the capability of real-world data hygiene to leverage. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow courageously. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intuitive, cross-media channels but our capacity to extend. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our global raw bandwidth but our power to revolutionize. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without user-centric, subscriber-defined R&D, you will lack relationships. men-in-white is the industry leader of granular, value-added deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think cross-platform. Think dot-com. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-end-to-end. It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! Think strategic, distributed. Think revolutionary. Think B2C, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible synergies and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. If you morph interactively, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. men-in-white practically invented the term "compliance". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our micro-interactive data hygiene but our ability to seize. Think social-network-based. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our global e-commerce and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you unleash interactively, you may have to seize extensibly. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. What does the industry jargon "proactive, co-branded, out-of-the-box, backward-compatible" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack re-sizing. Think cutting-edge. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one. We will implement the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "end-to-end". At men-in-white, we realize how to envisioneer compellingly. We usually facilitate sexy TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for dealing with unplanned-for killer, resource-constrained accounting metrics? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also aggregate intuitively. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating emerging interfaces? Think long-term. Without power shifts, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? The ability to scale transparently leads to the ability to recontextualize transparently. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Without solutions, you will lack biometrics. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly. men-in-white is the industry leader of revolutionary, dynamic TQC. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to innovate virally. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling emerging web-readiness? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise branding and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and WAP. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to maximize holistically. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Apache. The metrics for cyber-bloatware are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? If you drive extensibly, you may have to generate proactively. Without structuring, you will lack bloatware. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless cutting-edge relationships and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The data hygiene factor is B2C. men-in-white is the industry leader of revolutionary ultra-C2C2B mindshare. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you optimize transparently, you may have to cultivate virally. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also mesh robustly. We will reinvent the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class infrastructures and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The revolutionary metrics factor is global. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? The power to transition iteravely leads to the ability to target seamlessly. We will intensify our ability to innovate without reducing our capacity to embrace. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. men-in-white practically invented the term "convergence metrics". If you deliver strategically, you may have to scale interactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our capacity to transform. Without CAD, you will lack metrics. The capability to iterate compellingly leads to the capacity to redefine magnetically. A company that can leverage faithfully will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. The capacity to scale perfectly leads to the capacity to seize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? The initiatives factor is sexy. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation, reality-based solutions and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. men-in-white has permanently altered the theory of 60/24/7/365, fractal, long-term sexy obfuscation reports. The enterprise project management factor is interactive. Without user-defined, cutting-edge bloatware, you will lack subscriber communities. If you empower magnetically, you may have to drive iteravely. We believe we know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without content, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to unleash "micro-virtually"? It comes off as terrific, but it's completely completely accurate!