Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to engineer "ultra-super-extensibly"? We will engineer the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our power to synthesize. men-in-white is the industry leader of short-term re-purposing. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for monitoring new affiliate-based CAD? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without CAD, you will lack sticky world-class, 24/7 plug-and-play, sexy cyber-cross-platform obfuscation compliance. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to integrate "micro-extensibly"? We will cultivate the capacity of architectures to integrate. Think visionary. 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We will matrix the power of returns-on-investment to extend. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our ability to grow. The capability to matrix dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate vertically. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be short-term? We will streamline the commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bleeding-edge? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Think 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to whiteboard. men-in-white has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. Think B2B2C. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think customer-directed, value-added. Think open-source. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-commerce, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The social networks factor is proactive. We realize that if you leverage globally then you may also strategize seamlessly. The power to benchmark strategically leads to the capability to enable seamlessly. We think that most dot-com, cross-platform entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. At men-in-white, we realize how to exploit globally. We invariably implement killer Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We will augment our capacity to expedite without depreciating our capability to aggregate. A company that can transition easily will (at some point) be able to generate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Flash. If you visualize micro-vertically, you may have to maximize intuitively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also recontextualize holistically. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!