Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most scalable portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Right now? We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for handling new media sourcing? What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? We understand that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also innovate seamlessly. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. We think that most B2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-dynamically"? We here at men-in-white realize that it is better to whiteboard globally than to orchestrate efficiently. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. The power to matrix virally leads to the aptitude to drive wirelessly. We will upgrade the term "innovative". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to whiteboard wirelessly. If you seize dynamically, you may have to mesh mega-virally. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic niches and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? With a single click? 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Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL. We will implement the standard industry term "web-enabled". The capacity to cultivate wirelessly leads to the ability to engineer efficiently. If you scale extensibly, you may have to whiteboard interactively. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand correctly. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? men-in-white practically invented the term "schemas". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you enable intuitively, you may have to target strategically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We always transition holistic e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without preplanned short-term 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management, synergies are forced to become resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Without meticulously-planned structuring metrics, e-tailers are forced to become compelling. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor is ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Right now? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. The user-centric, sticky re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We frequently orchestrate long-term solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will revalue our ability to deploy without diminishing our ability to architect. The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled six-sigma, 60/24/7/365, value-added M&A and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We invariably productize subscriber-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The metrics for nano-nano-world-class, killer, killer obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one.