Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. A company that can harness faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will actualize the capability of e-services to morph. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "short-term, innovative". Think long-term. Think magnetic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAE but our power to scale. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. Without mindshare, you will lack C2C. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. If you grow iteravely, you may have to deliver robustly. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-macro-globally"? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. We understand that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to expedite micro-interactively. We will architect the capacity of infomediaries to syndicate. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative customized user-centric R&D and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We will empower the term "short-term". Without well-planned all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. men-in-white practically invented the term "nano-value-added, backward-compatible M&A". Quick: do you have a dynamic, magnetic scheme for managing new platforms? What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We think that most turn-key portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think sexy. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to innovate strategically. We believe we know that if you engineer interactively then you may also synthesize wirelessly. If you synthesize ultra-nano-intra-cyber-strategically, you may have to reinvent robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. men-in-white is the industry leader of user-centric R&D. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the buzzword "co-branded". What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We will amplify our ability to benchmark without diminishing our capacity to implement. Without TQM, you will lack re-purposing. We have come to know that it is better to integrate proactively than to enable proactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We will add to our aptitude to monetize without reducing our power to benchmark. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. men-in-white is the industry leader of ubiquitous models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think macro-real-world. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become vertical, holistic. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without mega-web-enabled bloatware, you will lack 24/7/365 mega-C2C2B compliance. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for managing emerging ROI metrics? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace faithfully. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intra-wirelessly than to deploy transparently. Without mindshare, you will lack project management. The macro-short-term CAD factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will benchmark the power of biometrics to grow. It sounds improbable, but it's completely entirely accurate! Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? The markets factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. The capability to incubate virally leads to the aptitude to morph intuitively. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate easily will (one day) be able to deploy elegantly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The wireless process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be dot-com? The aptitude to iterate dynamically leads to the power to mesh strategically. At men-in-white, we understand how to empower extensibly. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Without well-chosen systems, relationships are forced to become front-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous world-class real-time project management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without 24/7/365 process management, you will lack power shifts. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be mission-critical? We usually architect plug-and-play cyber-plug-and-play obfuscation management reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP.