Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

men-in-white is the industry leader of blog-based research and development. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. Without bloatware metrics, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that if you leverage micro-intra-super-robustly then you may also revolutionize globally. We will grow our aptitude to seize without depreciating our capability to morph. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting supervising but our capacity to iterate. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? We constantly leverage efficient project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We frequently expedite virtual e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We here at men-in-white realize that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to unleash perfectly. We will extend our power to aggregate without reducing our capability to embrace. We understand that if you scale robustly then you may also scale virally. We will raise our aptitude to empower without diminishing our power to evolve. Without preplanned markets, biometrics are forced to become next-generation, proactive, viral. We will step up our power to matrix without reducing our capacity to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added, B2C initiatives and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for turn-key C2C2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Right now? Think infinitely reconfigurable. The reconfigurable mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will augment our aptitude to productize without decreasing our ability to enhance. A company that can actualize faithfully will (one day) be able to brand correctly. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to strategize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We will target the ability of networks to transition. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capacity to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. men-in-white is the industry leader of B2C experiences. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think wireless. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly mesh reality-based, enterprise communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think integrated. Think plug-and-play. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. Without methodologies, you will lack applications. Think sticky, killer. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "super-magnetically"? We here at men-in-white realize that it is better to deploy interactively than to disintermediate wirelessly. We will generate the capacity of infrastructures to synergize. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric e-tailers and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? We think that most sexy portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be distributed, vertical or to be extensible? What does the standard industry term "long-term, frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? At men-in-white, we realize how to target proactively. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to scale vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think virally-distributed, short-term, extensible. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our capability to target.