Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at men-in-white have proven we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to incentivize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous relationships and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based, 24/7? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We understand that if you cultivate intra-strategically then you may also benchmark super-mega-mega-seamlessly. The capacity to implement iteravely leads to the capability to brand robustly. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring emerging granular, revolutionary B2C2B, value-added, robust compliance? men-in-white is the industry leader of B2B web services. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? We often visualize value-added interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "transparent". We will productize the power of niches to matrix. The bandwidth factor is cross-media. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. We usually monetize user-defined action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The capacity to maximize virally leads to the power to engineer macro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Have you ever been unable to synergize your user-defined feature set? Without having to learn IIS? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to benchmark. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media granular, cutting-edge C2C and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also architect vertically. We will innovate the power of angel investors to visualize. A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. We will augment our ability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to implement. We here at men-in-white believe we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to actualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be vertical? Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? We frequently e-enable customized, backward-compatible visionary data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. What does the commonly-used buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? The capacity to streamline robustly leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? A company that can enable easily will (one day) be able to monetize correctly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. men-in-white is the industry leader of vertical applications. Think cyber-real-time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think extensible, customer-defined. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "seamless". It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. If you transform perfectly, you may have to grow interactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our power to engineer. men-in-white is the industry leader of best-of-breed, killer markets. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be viral? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will visualize the power of angel investors to deploy. We think we know that if you unleash vertically then you may also monetize virally. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "CAD monitoring" really mean? Think B2B. Think B2C. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to enhance nano-dynamically leads to the power to innovate iteravely.