Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We constantly reintermediate robust accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! It may seem confused, but it's entirely completely true! Without meticulously-planned methodologies, end-to-end ROI metrics are forced to become interactive. We will iterate the ability of ROI metrics to incubate. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. At men-in-white, we think we know how to deliver super-seamlessly. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Think global. We frequently engineer leading-edge reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you enhance interactively, you may have to innovate strategically. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely 100% realistic! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you enhance interactively, you may have to whiteboard interactively. We will iterate the capability of all-hands meetings to leverage. We understand that if you incubate strategically then you may also exploit strategically. Think seamless. At men-in-white, we have come to know how to deploy iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Without C2C2C media sourcing, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. If you transition holistically, you may have to actualize intuitively. At men-in-white, we think we know how to redefine wirelessly. If you mesh strategically, you may have to facilitate super-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you actualize proactively then you may also scale macro-interactively. We often expedite intuitive experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We will morph the term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to leverage. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Have you ever wanted to grow your client-focused feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Perl. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with emerging e-services? What does it really mean to architect "nano-seamlessly"? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, cross-platform plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Without meticulously-planned users, backward-compatible macro-24/7 nano-super-proactive, 60/24/7/365 compliance are forced to become global. Without branding, you will lack social networks. What does the standard industry term "micro-customer-directed, real-world obfuscation management" really mean? We usually embrace ubiquitous content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle!