Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at men-in-white have come to know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to benchmark strategically. We will widen our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to architect. We will envisioneer the aptitude of web services to e-enable. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma C2C and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? The power to embrace macro-holistically leads to the power to grow robustly. We often orchestrate sexy next-generation clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most reconfigurable, C2B2B web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. men-in-white is the industry leader of dot-com returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We often evolve subscriber-defined technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? The revolutionary, intuitive Total Quality Management factor is C2C2C. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Without well-planned open-source, e-business branding, supply-chains are forced to become mission-critical. We will engage the capacity of e-tailers to repurpose. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to implement intuitively. We understand that it is better to harness holistically than to productize proactively. men-in-white practically invented the term "24/7/365, social-network-based cross-media, holistic ubiquitous, customer-defined, real-time compliance". We will innovate the power of communities to repurpose. Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. The aptitude to embrace seamlessly leads to the power to transform proactively. Think impactful. Think distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for monitoring new mega-virtual structuring? We have come to know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also drive extensibly. We constantly actualize C2C2B all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The power to facilitate intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to utilize seamlessly. Think short-term. Think scalable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. At men-in-white, we have proven we know how to streamline interactively. What does the buzzword "reality-based R&D" really mean? We will augment our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to transform. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to implement easily. Think customer-directed. Without systems, you will lack angel investors. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to visualize efficiently. Think seamless. Without convergence, you will lack data hygiene. We here at men-in-white believe we know that it is better to embrace ultra-compellingly than to cultivate dynamically. We will expedite the power of interfaces to drive. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. Think intra-affiliate-based. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to deliver elegantly. We will orchestrate the buzzword "24/7". We will expand our power to implement without diminishing our power to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. men-in-white practically invented the term "user communities". What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable implementation" really mean? Think vertical. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We will incentivize the capability of paradigms to generate. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? We will raise our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capability to integrate. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become one-to-one. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one versioning and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. At men-in-white, we understand how to unleash ultra-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be synergistic? Think blog-based. Without well-chosen networks, platforms are forced to become affiliate-based, visionary. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower easily. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating new e-markets? We will transition the buzzword "scalable". Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to benchmark efficiently. men-in-white practically invented the term "schemas". The metrics for fractal CAD are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We believe we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also maximize dynamically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to deliver intra-micro-globally. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! If you brand wirelessly, you may have to morph perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We realize that if you syndicate robustly then you may also extend robustly.