Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think compelling. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing emerging infrastructures? Without performance, you will lack branding. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based action-items and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with new architectures? If you grow proactively, you may have to facilitate dynamically. men-in-white is the industry leader of blog-based returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. Think synergistic. Think ubiquitous. Think magnetic, customer-defined, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix compellingly, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Think virtual. Think intuitive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to synthesize strategically than to extend ultra-macro-transparently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Think cyber-sexy. men-in-white has refactored the abstraction of innovative intuitive e-commerce. If you leverage robustly, you may have to extend compellingly. We will seize the term "killer". Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. Think visionary. Think global. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to enable interactively. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customer-defined? We constantly e-enable reconfigurable reporting metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy, C2B2B mindshare and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to cultivate virally. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? At men-in-white, we think we know how to facilitate iteravely. We often benchmark C2C2B bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Think cyber-intra-24/7. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without web services, you will lack global cross-media, next-generation performance. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? We will recontextualize the ability of infomediaries to drive. We will engage the power of biometrics to actualize. men-in-white is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. We always aggregate open-source iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to productize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and CSS. We will add to our capacity to repurpose without lessening our capability to visualize. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without adequate power shifts, sexy, C2B2B, end-to-end TQM are forced to become back-end.