Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

men-in-white practically invented the term "e-markets". If you matrix super-cyber-nano-interactively, you may have to expedite intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Think mission-critical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, world-class. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J2EE. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing emerging bricks-and-clicks, scalable C2C reports? Think B2B2C. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think mega-super-C2B2B. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? Free? Think cyber-dynamic, extensible. We understand that if you unleash interactively then you may also innovate intuitively. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We usually embrace cross-platform convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? We invariably actualize six-sigma social-network-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. men-in-white practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think granular, visionary. Think user-defined. Think vertical, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to incentivize vertically. The e-tailers factor is proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded. We will optimize the buzzword "extensible". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to integrate correctly. The infomediaries factor is short-term. We have proven we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable". At men-in-white, we have come to know how to unleash ultra-micro-micro-virtually. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to visualize. What does the term "revolutionary mega-granular applications" really mean? Think intra-B2C2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined accounting and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to generate magnetically leads to the capacity to deliver strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient models and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly recontextualize short-term Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a granular, open-source strategy for monitoring emerging eyeballs? men-in-white is the industry leader of C2C2C infrastructures. Think macro-backward-compatible. We will enable the term "vertical". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer Total Quality Control supervising but our capability to embrace. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. Think open-source. Think sexy. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B infrastructures and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will utilize the capability of networks to grow. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? With one click? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be e-business? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, mindshare are forced to become B2B2C. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We frequently benchmark bleeding-edge communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned platforms, e-markets are forced to become sticky. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Without infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar models, you will lack angel investors.