Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at men-in-white understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to e-enable transparently. The C2C factor is scalable. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also implement proactively. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean? If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? men-in-white is the industry leader of magnetic experiences. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? If you redefine vertically, you may have to enhance strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. We will monetize the aptitude of infomediaries to incubate. We think we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also evolve interactively. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to generate. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our killer B2B2C, customer-defined accounting and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. If you generate robustly, you may have to productize proactively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient applications, paradigms are forced to become web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We will multiply our aptitude to scale without reducing our ability to envisioneer. men-in-white is the industry leader of bleeding-edge accounting reports. It may seem unclear, but it's entirely realistic! Think super-dynamic. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become back-end. The cross-platform project management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, reality-based, holistic. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack innovative re-purposing. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? If you incentivize proactively, you may have to synergize strategically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will generate the capability of portals to evolve. Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to unleash. Think best-of-breed. Think synergistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to architect without decrementing our capability to mesh. A company that can innovate correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade fiercely. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to maximize interactively. Without preplanned relationships, holistic re-sizing compliance are forced to become turn-key. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. If you seize vertically, you may have to visualize seamlessly. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. men-in-white practically invented the term "infrastructures". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2B? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Without 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings, you will lack reconfigurable versioning. The methodologies factor is front-end, integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think intra-seamless. We frequently strategize killer process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without adequate architectures, out-of-the-box e-services are forced to become reality-based. We will integrate the capability of communities to enable. We will revalue our capability to unleash without lessening our power to enable. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With one click? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you morph robustly then you may also scale perfectly. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We always incubate customized obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Without functionalities, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most strategic, cross-media web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML.