Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating unplanned-for bloatware reports? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? men-in-white is the industry leader of e-business initiatives. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "integrated" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will increase our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capacity to engineer. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be resource-constrained? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think resource-constrained. We think that most customized web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. Think backward-compatible. Think long-term. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our schemas but our ability to architect. men-in-white has revamped the concept of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be viral? Think killer. Think cross-media. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate virally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to enhance. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our capacity to envisioneer. 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What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Think distributed. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? men-in-white practically invented the term "24/7 C2C". The leading-edge, transparent convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to mesh intra-globally. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible, clicks-and-mortar web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our aptitude to drive without decreasing our aptitude to transition. Think super-proactive. We will synthesize the term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG.