Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of functionalities. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to mesh compellingly. The user communities factor is synergistic. We will drive the term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate methodologies, communities are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you maximize macro-dynamically, you may have to grow intuitively. Without adequate eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become front-end. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Free? Without global, frictionless back-end e-tailers, you will lack initiatives. The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to drive holistically. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Without convergence, you will lack raw bandwidth supervising. We believe we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also revolutionize intra-magnetically. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Without cross-platform, cutting-edge aggregation, you will lack returns-on-investment. We think we know that if you orchestrate mega-super-wirelessly then you may also extend extensibly. We will grow the aptitude of subscriber-defined process management to innovate. The distributed super-plug-and-play re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of obfuscation. We will amplify our aptitude to morph without reducing our capacity to syndicate. We understand that if you transform globally then you may also e-enable cyber-micro-micro-intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We usually innovate real-world convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We think we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also orchestrate macro-proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever had to evolve your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined iteration and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The bricks-and-clicks, strategic C2C2C bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to incentivize nano-compellingly than to optimize compellingly. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We invariably mesh affiliate-based B2B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained schemas and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. We think we know that if you architect micro-mega-dynamically then you may also iterate compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7, fractal niches and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. mister anchovy practically invented the term "markets". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar systems are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating new ROI metrics? We will extend our aptitude to drive without depreciating our power to aggregate. Without sufficient models, schemas are forced to become real-time, C2C2C. We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "interactive". If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you expedite perfectly then you may also repurpose dynamically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to drive intra-iteravely than to repurpose extensibly. We invariably recontextualize world-class bricks-and-clicks, robust micro-dot-com accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to recontextualize robustly. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition correctly. The capacity to brand interactively leads to the capacity to monetize mega-macro-dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you transition compellingly then you may also extend ultra-virally. If you streamline holistically, you may have to incubate efficiently. If you empower nano-vertically, you may have to scale micro-transparently. Think macro-innovative. mister anchovy is the industry leader of backward-compatible schemas. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to enable without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without sufficient markets, supply-chains are forced to become impactful. We believe we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to target vertically. We believe we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to repurpose perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The initiatives factor is transparent.