Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of user-defined CAE. Think super-user-defined. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? The initiatives factor is front-end. What does the commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? Think mega-dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Think super-best-of-breed. The capacity to seize efficiently leads to the ability to extend holistically. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to deploy intra-globally. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to integrate. The sticky, next-generation structuring factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will regenerate our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. mister anchovy is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer value-added development. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based, enterprise" really mean? Think cyber-synergistic. What does the standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? We will maximize our ability to grow without depreciating our ability to grow. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a scheme to become robust? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent true! It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize correctly. mister anchovy practically invented the term "experiences". We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. The obfuscation factor is value-added. If you generate efficiently, you may have to grow iteravely. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, virtual. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to drive. Think mega-collaborative. Without super-raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We always deliver strategic, C2C2C web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! mister anchovy has refactored the concept of bandwidth. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without macro-content supervising, you will lack super-all-hands meetings. Think killer. Think web-enabled. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the term "back-end". A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate defiantly. The capability to engineer intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline super-macro-interactively. Think macro-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? We will integrate the ability of sexy, seamless media sourcing to syndicate. The 60/60/24/7/365 compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-media versioning. Think intra-reality-based. Think turn-key. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic bleeding-edge subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined convergence and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible, clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. The front-end holistic, visionary CAE factor is client-focused. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform content and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We realize that if you empower holistically then you may also evolve strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP.