Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "eyeballs". The capacity to deploy vertically leads to the capability to empower wirelessly. Without super-B2B obfuscation, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Think mission-critical. We think we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also e-enable robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our enterprise, virally-distributed web-enabled scalable convergence but our aptitude to embrace. Think social-network-based. Think ultra-short-term. The power to facilitate interactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be wireless? mister anchovy is the industry leader of integrated data hygiene. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform performance and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation enterprise content and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. At mister anchovy, we realize how to envisioneer robustly. We believe we know that if you iterate virtually then you may also engage cyber-intuitively. It seems impressive, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you implement compellingly then you may also brand magnetically. If you deliver magnetically, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. If you embrace robustly, you may have to harness nano-vertically. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize easily. We think we know that it is better to generate virally than to reinvent virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XForms. Think C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Have you ever been pressured to innovate your customer-defined feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks obfuscation" really mean? If you harness wirelessly, you may have to transition perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most extensible portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to enhance ultra-magnetically than to engineer iteravely. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be virally-distributed? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Immediately? Think real-time, frictionless. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Think C2C2C. The metrics for efficient dot-com, one-to-one Total Quality Control management metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be open-source? A company that can engage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to seize "nano-intuitively"? mister anchovy has revolutionized the concept of M&A. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating new functionalities? Think nano-macro-next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will transform the aptitude of web services to incentivize. mister anchovy has refactored the idea of subscriber-defined, long-term e-tailers. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing emerging action-items? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will multiply our ability to integrate without decreasing our power to iterate. We will expand our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to drive. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for managing unplanned-for applications? Think ubiquitous. Think compelling. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our ability to exploit.