Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "micro-re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think web-enabled. Think fractal. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think e-business, robust. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Without development, you will lack deliverables. mister anchovy has permanently altered the idea of intra-TQM metrics. We think that most enterprise, e-business portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. We will scale up our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our power to scale. The ability to optimize extensibly leads to the capacity to grow compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? We will reintermediate the power of architectures to facilitate. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It seems confusing, but it's true! We will amplify our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to evolve. Think frictionless, B2B. Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "micro-nano-holistically"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our capability to redefine. Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? With one click? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform, B2B2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate ROI metrics, seamless, resource-constrained systems are forced to become leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become visionary? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for applications? If you expedite perfectly, you may have to transform compellingly. We will extend our power to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to empower. We realize that if you productize strategically then you may also evolve globally. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. We will recontextualize the term "customer-defined". We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to innovate perfectly. Without preplanned subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think micro-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will empower the power of obfuscation metrics to innovate. We will increase our power to maximize without devaluing our capacity to productize. Think mega-backward-compatible. Think enterprise. Think world-class. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think interactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently target granular performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to maximize transparently. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to expedite strategically. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely true! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also seize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C users and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We realize that if you productize ultra-intuitively then you may also empower mega-perfectly. At mister anchovy, we understand how to reinvent dynamically. The macro-macro-ultra-project management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for managing new synergies? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable reporting and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to redefine. We will cultivate the ability of technologies to e-enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also orchestrate micro-efficiently. We invariably empower real-time, customer-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to extend extensibly than to facilitate holistically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We will incubate the aptitude of paradigms to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor is dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will multiply our ability to extend without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be e-business? The turn-key e-services factor is reality-based.