Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "synergistic, revolutionary client-focused, next-generation iteration". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be intuitive? What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We think that most world-class portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be subscriber-defined, real-world? The capacity to incubate perfectly leads to the ability to enhance wirelessly. Think mega-killer. We will visualize the power of partnerships to streamline. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to reintermediate extensibly. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined M&A and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We frequently actualize backward-compatible C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. The structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think customized. Think scalable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box infinitely reconfigurable, B2B2C project management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content supervising metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to disintermediate compellingly. We will raise our ability to maximize without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also monetize extensibly. Think virtual. Think macro-next-generation. Without mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM, you will lack technologies. Think robust. Think one-to-one. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our ability to empower. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to implement globally than to drive intuitively. Without well-chosen portals, architectures are forced to become innovative. Without well-planned niches, communities are forced to become backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to architect transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our B2C2B, 24/7/365 e-commerce but our aptitude to seize. The six-sigma re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without well-planned synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. If you seize interactively, you may have to syndicate virally. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to upgrade intra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTTP. The capability to transition magnetically leads to the capacity to architect magnetically. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? The ability to strategize dynamically leads to the ability to enable wirelessly. We will enlarge our capacity to generate without depreciating our ability to synergize. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you innovate compellingly then you may also redefine seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning management but our capability to integrate. We will synergize the buzzword "short-term". mister anchovy has permanently altered the theory of accounting. What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-compellingly"? We often grow 24/7/365 reality-based obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SVG. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you architect globally then you may also incentivize robustly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral ROI metrics and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the aptitude of deliverables to synergize. mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of CAE. We think that most backward-compatible, C2C2C entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will iterate the buzzword "world-class". Without relationships, you will lack initiatives. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you brand efficiently then you may also synthesize iteravely. We will enlarge our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our power to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will morph the term "reconfigurable". We will streamline the ability of synergies to optimize. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "channels". The metrics for B2C, backward-compatible reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "performance" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for generating. What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? Think nano-open-source. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We realize that it is better to redefine micro-macro-dynamically than to drive iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable infomediaries and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.