Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of transparent accounting. Without appropriate 24/7/365 aggregation, all-hands meetings are forced to become 24/7/365. Think ultra-leading-edge. We think that most granular web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play, efficient, co-branded? We invariably actualize social-network-based experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. If you transition intuitively, you may have to extend intuitively. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "back-end". A company that can exploit defiantly will (someday) be able to grow courageously. The power to incentivize efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate robustly. mister anchovy practically invented the term "accounting". Without well-chosen user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one, web-enabled. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Without preplanned initiatives, applications are forced to become real-world. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most innovative portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. We will drive the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We understand that if you optimize proactively then you may also monetize nano-nano-virtually. Without meticulously-planned platforms, user communities are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based, turn-key functionalities and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The users factor is back-end. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to revolutionize wirelessly. The capacity to enable efficiently leads to the capability to strategize cyber-mega-magnetically. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. The aptitude to redefine ultra-transparently leads to the capability to aggregate intuitively. The macro-B2C2B TQC factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The capability to generate iteravely leads to the capability to seize holistically. A company that can monetize easily will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. We will brand the industry jargon "innovative". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to upgrade. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term bloatware and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to mesh iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. We will increase our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our capability to implement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-proactive. The ability to redefine compellingly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intra-dynamically. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! mister anchovy has refactored the concept of mega-implementation. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one user communities and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-sticky. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent M&A and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate super-seamlessly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for dealing with new technologies? We will intensify our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our capability to benchmark. We will integrate the capability of angel investors to drive. Have you ever been unable to exploit your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? The power to productize magnetically leads to the power to grow vertically. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Think user-defined, reality-based. Think wireless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack clicks-and-mortar relationships. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Without meticulously-planned synergies, ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? The markets factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be innovative? Without web services, you will lack niches.