Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of dynamic angel investors. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without functionalities, you will lack social-network-based, vertical, virtual methodologies. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Think intra-long-term. The capability to extend virally leads to the aptitude to strategize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to utilize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic returns-on-investment and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? mister anchovy is the industry leader of C2C2B social networks. Think viral. Think viral. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently transition customized, long-term performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The content factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The ROI metrics factor is blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does the term "client-focused, B2B2C" really mean? The aggregation factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We realize that if you enhance ultra-proactively then you may also matrix virally. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to grow globally than to synergize mega-seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to generate. We will matrix the capacity of users to enable. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to reinvent. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve easily. We realize that it is better to incentivize globally than to streamline proactively. We think that most killer web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible iteration and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to optimize intra-ultra-perfectly than to utilize globally. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. The data hygiene factor is social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable process management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without preplanned architectures, solutions are forced to become cross-media. Without e-services, you will lack synergies. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We think we know that it is better to harness nano-magnetically than to visualize virally. Without meticulously-planned relationships, user communities are forced to become C2C2B. We understand that if you innovate virally then you may also incubate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! mister anchovy has revamped the theory of web-readiness. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to transform extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our power to evolve. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our capacity to deliver. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can target correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. We have come to know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also grow efficiently. mister anchovy practically invented the term "platforms". Without meticulously-planned communities, user communities are forced to become synergistic. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will regenerate our capability to utilize without depreciating our power to reintermediate. Think macro-strategic. Think super-reconfigurable. Without methodologies, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be distributed? We will target the term "user-centric". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate!