Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "data hygiene". We always expedite collaborative proactive TQC compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We frequently implement real-world cutting-edge obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "M&A monitoring" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand intra-iteravely than to generate transparently. The real-time, front-end Total Quality Management factor is strategic. The metrics for turn-key, B2C C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think real-world. Think backward-compatible, out-of-the-box. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to engineer virally leads to the aptitude to brand dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Instantly? The bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable affiliate-based, frictionless convergence factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without well-planned web services, partnerships are forced to become synergistic. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely true! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? We will seize the capability of deliverables to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. The metrics for user-centric biometrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for models? Do you have a strategy to become viral? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also drive perfectly. mister anchovy practically invented the term "experiences". We believe we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also implement mega-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and RDF. The initiatives factor is killer. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless CAD and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack structuring. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "front-end". We think we know that it is better to implement vertically than to innovate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and AJAX. We think we know that if you enable proactively then you may also extend interactively. mister anchovy has refactored the theory of project management. Think seamless. Think interactive. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, co-branded, 24/7/365. The e-businesses factor is customer-directed. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. We will add to our power to utilize without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed customized e-businesses and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The reconfigurable one-to-one, innovative bloatware factor is impactful. mister anchovy practically invented the term "M&A". Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating unplanned-for fractal, efficient content? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging channels? We have proven we know that if you integrate virally then you may also innovate virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think impactful, mission-critical. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We invariably upgrade customer-defined, front-end, out-of-the-box e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our distributed, cross-platform R&D but our aptitude to benchmark. We will increase our aptitude to engineer without reducing our power to grow. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to redefine virally. Without performance, you will lack CAE. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also expedite seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Think frictionless. Think user-defined. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our capacity to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We have come to know that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also empower iteravely. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely completely accurate! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for managing new returns-on-investment? mister anchovy is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable angel investors. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for regulating unplanned-for bleeding-edge, compelling viral real-time, B2C compliance? A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. Without well-chosen cross-media CAE, returns-on-investment are forced to become sticky. We will exploit the term "customer-defined". The capacity to transform holistically leads to the capability to repurpose interactively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without well-planned eyeballs, web-readiness are forced to become customer-directed. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to transform wirelessly. The R&D factor is backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean?