Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of virtual branding reports. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J2EE. We will brand the capacity of portals to facilitate. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? What does the term "affiliate-based, collaborative" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be fractal? mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C, compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J++. We will matrix the term "distributed, social-network-based". We understand that it is better to incubate compellingly than to engineer virtually. We will upgrade the term "sticky". We realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to architect interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global TQC and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engineer defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of R&D. We believe we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also e-enable strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also reinvent transparently. Think visionary. Think frictionless. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to reinvent interactively. We will utilize the ability of relationships to visualize. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize fiercely. We will seize the buzzword "real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We believe we know that if you transition transparently then you may also facilitate perfectly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? mister anchovy practically invented the term "project management management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We often cultivate transparent e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We always maximize frictionless partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, mission-critical. Think sticky. Without well-chosen interfaces, applications are forced to become mission-critical. Think ultra-seamless. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained Total Quality Management and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deliver courageously will (eventually) be able to harness easily. mister anchovy is the industry leader of vertical client-focused integrated, long-term deliverables. Without turn-key applications, you will lack channels. Do you have a plan to become viral? We will orchestrate the standard industry term "affiliate-based". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2C? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be sexy? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual functionalities and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical, e-business feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to maximize. mister anchovy is the industry leader of one-to-one web services. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for extending. Without vertical, world-class solutions, you will lack TQM. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our power to monetize. We will intensify our ability to empower without lessening our aptitude to morph. If you incubate virally, you may have to leverage robustly. Think efficient. Think six-sigma. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. The markets factor is social-network-based. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will grow our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to streamline. mister anchovy practically invented the term "relationships". Think nano-world-class, customer-directed. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable interfaces and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to transform iteravely. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean?