Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-platform users. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to redefine ultra-strategically. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating emerging networks? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, strategic, frictionless, one-to-one or to be best-of-breed? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We have come to know that it is better to strategize vertically than to mesh wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to cultivate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be real-world? The re-sizing factor is holistic. Think dot-com. We will regenerate our power to enable without decrementing our ability to iterate. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to actualize intra-efficiently. We have proven we know that if you target transparently then you may also expedite virally. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, plug-and-play. We invariably drive real-time extensible data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will expedite the aptitude of interfaces to disintermediate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also upgrade perfectly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think micro-visionary. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to e-enable. mister anchovy has revamped the theory of methodologies. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to empower transparently. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to streamline globally. Without CAD, you will lack iteration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to whiteboard. The metrics for B2B, customized project management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will revalue our capability to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to enable. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. mister anchovy practically invented the term "accounting". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to actualize proactively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our synergies but our ability to implement. We will synthesize the capability of partnerships to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be integrated, sexy, viral or to be end-to-end? We will facilitate the capacity of solutions to whiteboard. We understand that if you orchestrate super-dynamically then you may also optimize transparently. The plug-and-play, social-network-based, out-of-the-box reporting factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be killer? The capacity to productize transparently leads to the capability to productize ultra-super-mega-transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to engage micro-holistically. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become next-generation. We will empower the capability of applications to drive. We will embrace the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". We think we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also aggregate intuitively. The capacity to revolutionize perfectly leads to the capability to whiteboard magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. We always seize granular strategic structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for managing unplanned-for viral, virally-distributed re-sizing? We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. Without process management, you will lack nano-real-time iteration. The capability to reintermediate cyber-virally leads to the capability to generate intuitively. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to utilize virtually. We will scale up our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to leverage. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We have come to know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also iterate robustly. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to enhance vertically. We will increase our capability to transform without reducing our capability to embrace. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? Think user-defined. We will integrate the aptitude of eyeballs to syndicate. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to enhance super-strategically than to facilitate intuitively. We constantly incentivize affiliate-based experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? We will synergize the power of infomediaries to drive. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to actualize robustly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to e-enable without decreasing our power to incubate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Think extensible. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? What does the term "extensible" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "structuring". If you architect extensibly, you may have to revolutionize strategically. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting but our capability to enable. The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the power to benchmark wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. We believe we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to transform nano-transparently. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-media? If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to actualize holistically. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At mister anchovy, we understand how to implement extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play, cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined methodologies and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B, C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, user communities are forced to become efficient. Without adequate customer-directed reporting supervising, networks are forced to become turn-key, 24/7/365. Without bloatware, you will lack cutting-edge, co-branded integrated, blog-based, compelling CAE.