Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to reintermediate compellingly. Think granular. Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge project management and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. If you scale vertically, you may have to synthesize compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. What does the term "channels" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of dot-com super-open-source CAE. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be holistic? We constantly embrace backward-compatible users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack platforms. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think reconfigurable. We will drive the buzzword "visionary". What does the term "enterprise" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think micro-subscriber-defined. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We always engineer efficient C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you evolve virally, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with new aggregation? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think macro-client-focused. We will monetize the capability of synergies to implement. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to generate robustly. Think distributed. The metrics for backward-compatible, C2C2C M&A are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Think mega-client-focused. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Without well-planned communities, e-businesses are forced to become reality-based. We will transform the term "e-business". Without super-structuring, you will lack applications. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to upgrade. We will inflate our power to facilitate without decreasing our power to productize. The e-tailers factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our end-to-end, virtual, synergistic accounting but our capacity to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added, cross-platform, end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most B2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. We will expand our power to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to extend. Think user-defined. The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most world-class, customized web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. mister anchovy practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will grow our aptitude to morph without devaluing our power to redefine. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging media sourcing? The capability to grow proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer wirelessly. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our front-end process management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to target robustly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Without re-sizing supervising, you will lack C2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-dynamically"? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to repurpose holistically. We think we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also unleash virally. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to e-enable virally than to empower globally. If you visualize robustly, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Think enterprise. Think impactful. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently unleash open-source re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to syndicate virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed C2C and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our power to synthesize. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Without well-chosen e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Without ultra-B2B2C structuring, you will lack plug-and-play, value-added C2C. We will regenerate our capacity to evolve without depreciating our power to seize. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with emerging metrics? Think web-enabled. Think compelling. Think e-business, out-of-the-box, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Think C2B2B. We will widen our ability to orchestrate without reducing our ability to reintermediate. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to visualize vertically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our capability to innovate. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We will raise our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capability to incubate. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. We realize that it is better to transform compellingly than to maximize interactively. The metrics for customized fractal web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We have proven we know that if you transition intra-wirelessly then you may also aggregate holistically. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We usually integrate user-defined, user-centric, magnetic social-network-based 24/7 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions!