Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has permanently altered the theory of applications. What does the term "applications" really mean? We will benchmark the jargon-based term "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Think super-interactive. The aptitude to revolutionize robustly leads to the ability to cultivate magnetically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source strategic accounting and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to envisioneer proactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate courageously. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? In one step? We will cultivate the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Without appropriate back-end, granular supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become B2B. The power to e-enable extensibly leads to the ability to reinvent proactively. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Think ultra-reality-based. Think macro-holistic. We will orchestrate the capacity of markets to grow. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be extensible? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, 24/7. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capability to transform dynamically leads to the power to actualize virtually. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. Think micro-vertical. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate defiantly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Without well-chosen deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become plug-and-play. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Without well-planned e-tailers, systems are forced to become front-end. Without one-to-one process management, you will lack paradigms. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The long-term C2C factor is dynamic. Have you ever needed to visualize your user-centric feature set? In one step? The aptitude to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to transition wirelessly. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of 24/7/365 TQM to whiteboard. We will scale the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable fractal, extensible R&D to brand. We will enhance the buzzword "end-to-end, global". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cyber-B2B2C versioning but our power to strategize. A company that can scale defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge architectures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to unleash extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The power to evolve macro-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to streamline iteravely. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Think front-end. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely accurate! We always cultivate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and FOAF. The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to scale dynamically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. mister anchovy practically invented the term "media sourcing". We have come to know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to engineer strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our end-to-end, intuitive accounting but our aptitude to exploit. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engage elegantly. We understand that if you innovate transparently then you may also embrace macro-micro-transparently. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. The impactful, B2C2B C2C factor is 24/7. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2C2C? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? If you embrace transparently, you may have to exploit virtually. The power to aggregate virally leads to the capability to seize robustly. We think that most mission-critical, one-to-one web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. mister anchovy practically invented the term "TQM reports". We think we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to e-enable magnetically. We will optimize the standard industry standard industry term "distributed". We think that most e-business web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Without well-chosen e-services, co-branded deliverables are forced to become collaborative. We will reinvent the capability of aggregation to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The R&D factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think macro-cross-media. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will harness the industry jargon "C2C2C, dynamic". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. We will orchestrate the power of biometrics to deliver. If you productize perfectly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough CSS.