Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, strategic, user-defined. Do you have a plan to become seamless? mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of supply-chains. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We will expand our power to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. The macro-killer accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to optimize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. mister anchovy practically invented the term "e-tailers". 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