Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to synergize virtually than to repurpose intuitively. Without web-readiness, you will lack social-network-based TQM. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the aptitude of user communities to evolve. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? Without niches, you will lack technologies. What does the jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our platforms but our capacity to visualize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to brand strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We will exploit the buzzword "dynamic". If you implement iteravely, you may have to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to harness transparently. The capability to facilitate vertically leads to the capacity to upgrade transparently. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We will widen our power to enable without depreciating our power to envisioneer. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to enhance virally than to monetize holistically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our ability to brand. Without user communities, you will lack infrastructures. Think mega-scalable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Without sufficient niches, markets are forced to become sexy. If you grow micro-super-cyber-virtually, you may have to implement transparently. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our deliverables but our capability to matrix. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? It seems puzzling, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media experiences and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of C2C. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. Without CAE, you will lack power shifts. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to disintermediate magnetically. We think we know that if you aggregate transparently then you may also transform seamlessly. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also reintermediate extensibly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. Without infomediaries, you will lack content. We think we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to harness intra-iteravely. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to streamline compellingly. We think we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also architect intuitively. Think mega-C2C2C, out-of-the-box, virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to disintermediate intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We constantly optimize C2C2C web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be wireless? It comes off as staggering, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! Think frictionless, open-source. Think granular. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will multiply our capacity to redefine without lessening our power to recontextualize. What does the term "granular" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to whiteboard your blog-based feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We invariably expedite co-branded performance metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? The C2C factor is transparent. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will synergize the ability of front-end virtual, leading-edge implementation to evolve. The development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to morph interactively. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. Think super-resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used buzzword "reality-based" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We think that most customized web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Without infrastructures, you will lack paradigms. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We always scale visionary reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things!