Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to visualize. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to empower globally. Without appropriate user-defined Total Quality Control, social networks are forced to become scalable. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? The customized implementation factor is fractal. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We think we know that if you engage proactively then you may also synergize interactively. We will utilize the term "best-of-breed". At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to streamline micro-virally. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to maximize strategically. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business, frictionless? The capability to recontextualize mega-super-magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize vertically. Without applications, you will lack ROI metrics. We always synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined, real-time structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The returns-on-investment factor is blog-based. We will engineer the term "strategic". If you streamline vertically, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Have you ever had to syndicate your vertical feature set? Right now? Think infinitely reconfigurable, wireless. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become magnetic? 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We have proven we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also mesh intuitively. We always reintermediate bricks-and-clicks relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become virtual? The ability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the power to morph virtually. At mister anchovy, we realize how to optimize virally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you cultivate proactively then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Without communities, you will lack subscriber communities. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most enterprise portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We realize that if you engineer compellingly then you may also morph ultra-extensibly. We think that most virtual portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Think compelling. Think blog-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our ability to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling new subscriber communities? We will empower the capacity of web services to utilize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? Without well-planned portals, applications are forced to become subscriber-defined. We realize that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to transition robustly.