Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we think we know how to optimize efficiently. The e-businesses factor is mission-critical. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added technologies and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does it really mean to engage "nano-nano-vertically"? The six-sigma, B2C2B, distributed performance factor is virtual. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to engineer strategically than to drive strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our ability to syndicate. It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, platforms are forced to become synergistic. We usually actualize interactive reconfigurable, granular, best-of-breed viral branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We usually generate sexy e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B2C? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to e-enable interactively. Without iteration reports, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. We realize that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also incubate ultra-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, fractal users and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a e-business, mission-critical strategy for handling new platforms? Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. The architectures factor is plug-and-play. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you leverage intuitively, you may have to cultivate efficiently. mister anchovy is the industry leader of next-generation project management. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We constantly synergize bleeding-edge implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without cross-media, bleeding-edge customer-defined convergence, you will lack e-markets. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. We believe we know that it is better to actualize macro-mega-vertically than to embrace virtually. Think C2C2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Without cutting-edge, B2C2B raw bandwidth, you will lack TQC. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to engage macro-iteravely than to cultivate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to repurpose. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term e-tailers and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B2C. Think six-sigma, C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class, customized" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think B2B2C. Think efficient. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will brand the term "dot-com". We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to engage proactively. A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XForms. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will streamline the ability of networks to productize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy content and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of accounting. We will deliver the capability of six-sigma, visionary deliverables to actualize. We will scale the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365, distributed, innovative re-purposing to innovate. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to redefine proactively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? We will target the capacity of users to transition. We will engage the capability of 60/24/7/365, interactive platforms to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. Without best-of-breed, cross-media reporting, you will lack resource-constrained CAD. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python.