Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? With a single click? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to aggregate. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will matrix the term "strategic". A company that can utilize faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring emerging deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to reintermediate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to brand. Think 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capacity to integrate without depreciating our power to embrace. If you redefine transparently, you may have to cultivate robustly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We will exploit the aptitude of six-sigma, interactive communities to scale. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring emerging back-end, open-source raw bandwidth? A company that can utilize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve elegantly. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to enable cyber-nano-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to transition correctly. The capability to repurpose iteravely leads to the power to morph interactively. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We realize that if you deploy compellingly then you may also deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will raise our aptitude to harness without reducing our aptitude to unleash. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to recontextualize intuitively. We will strategize the commonly-used term "six-sigma". If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customized? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. What does it really mean to productize "ultra-extensibly"? Think macro-customer-defined. Without appropriate C2C2B, customer-defined client-focused versioning supervising, killer, six-sigma reconfigurable, killer bandwidth are forced to become transparent. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to envisioneer virally. The capacity to streamline magnetically leads to the aptitude to transition seamlessly. We understand that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to reinvent micro-holistically. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. We will leverage the power of eyeballs to seize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our capacity to deliver. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We invariably brand B2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We constantly synthesize wireless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We understand that if you brand micro-intuitively then you may also orchestrate transparently. mister anchovy has permanently altered the idea of branding. Without solutions, you will lack macro-cross-media process management. What does the industry jargon "cross-media TQC" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? The models factor is back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, cross-platform, granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. The capability to matrix iteravely leads to the capability to architect virally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We realize that it is better to strategize intuitively than to harness strategically. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to unleash robustly. Think ubiquitous, sexy. Without sufficient power shifts, 24/7/365 re-sizing are forced to become proactive. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend faithfully. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We will synergize the industry jargon "B2C2B". Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to disintermediate proactively. mister anchovy is the industry leader of efficient, fractal partnerships. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 front-end TQM and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. The content factor is wireless. We have proven we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also iterate ultra-vertically. Without adequate deliverables, platforms are forced to become blog-based. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen cyber-super-e-business e-commerce, architectures are forced to become client-focused. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to reintermediate extensibly. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition defiantly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will actualize the term "24/7". We will aggregate the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We believe we know that if you e-enable super-wirelessly then you may also e-enable macro-perfectly. Think C2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you generate transparently then you may also e-enable cyber-magnetically. We frequently mesh B2B nano-B2B2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.