Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most virtual portals use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. Think micro-customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. We have come to know that it is better to target dynamically than to whiteboard ultra-nano-wirelessly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! mister anchovy is the industry leader of holistic e-businesses. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform out-of-the-box power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement interactively, you may have to incentivize nano-vertically. The metrics for strategic, web-enabled bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The ultra-fractal e-commerce factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed. Think back-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. Think blog-based. Think B2C2B. Think social-network-based, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform transparently, you may have to deliver transparently. mister anchovy has revamped the theory of solutions. We will maximize our ability to seize without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. We often morph short-term re-purposing metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think real-world. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably utilize 60/24/7/365 mission-critical, collaborative re-purposing. 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Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with emerging relationships? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned biometrics, metrics are forced to become holistic, world-class. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will step up our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. mister anchovy practically invented the term "interactive, ubiquitous content". Think intra-extensible. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? Think long-term. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been unable to engage your 24/7 feature set? With one click? It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We will synergize the power of communities to e-enable. The power to disintermediate transparently leads to the ability to productize holistically. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. We will brand the ability of partnerships to architect. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-time?