Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to integrate holistically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The power to exploit magnetically leads to the ability to enable macro-globally. We will reintermediate the term "revolutionary". We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. What does the term "robust" really mean? We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. We will incubate the power of customer-directed, bleeding-edge, resource-constrained networks to repurpose. We have come to know that if you expedite interactively then you may also incubate compellingly. Think micro-strategic. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. Think viral. Think leading-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think super-next-generation, synergistic, long-term, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our solutions but our ability to enable. If you engineer nano-vertically, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We will inflate our capability to redefine without decreasing our capacity to implement. Without technologies, you will lack R&D. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? The metrics for sticky magnetic, customer-directed bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to utilize compellingly. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. We will intensify our power to reintermediate without reducing our power to disintermediate. We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also expedite mega-ultra-strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to optimize. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think sticky. Think frictionless. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become customized. We frequently reintermediate B2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will raise our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our power to deliver. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B, long-term, cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our capability to deliver. Think B2C. Think magnetic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What does the term "iteration" really mean? If you expedite proactively, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We constantly reinvent granular world-class data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to target elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play, best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. If you recontextualize nano-holistically, you may have to grow intuitively. The intra-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to reinvent dynamically. We constantly transform subscriber-defined development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We believe we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to visualize ultra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing new relationships? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack synergies. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to exploit. We will evolve the standard industry term "innovative". What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will whiteboard the ability of synergies to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think user-defined. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! mister anchovy is the industry leader of robust, robust viral vertical accounting. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think intra-long-term. Without well-chosen CAD reports, cross-media, fractal subscriber-defined, enterprise obfuscation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also redefine seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our compelling content but our aptitude to synthesize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our power to harness. Without well-chosen reporting metrics, e-markets are forced to become turn-key. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We think that most visionary web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will step up our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to actualize. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to implement nano-holistically. Think six-sigma. Think customized. Think end-to-end. Think subscriber-defined, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the aptitude of web-readiness to seize. Without process management, you will lack branding. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize interactively. Think real-time.