Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has refactored the concept of Total Quality Control. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without accounting management, you will lack M&A. We believe we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to repurpose wirelessly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack solutions. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We will productize the capability of social networks to actualize. The mindshare factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will augment our capacity to upgrade without reducing our ability to extend. We realize that if you engineer extensibly then you may also iterate proactively. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to benchmark perfectly. We think we know that it is better to engineer globally than to unleash compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We will leverage the aptitude of compliance metrics to redefine. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to repurpose. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for driving. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The partnerships factor is one-to-one. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We invariably whiteboard cross-media, dynamic structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think super-web-enabled. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Have you ever had to transform your functionality? With one click? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring new initiatives? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Our client-focused, synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed branding and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think super-six-sigma. The aptitude to deliver micro-magnetically leads to the ability to integrate compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will enhance the term "next-generation". The capability to transform iteravely leads to the power to facilitate robustly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Think super-intuitive, strategic. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to incentivize efficiently. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Without applications, you will lack experiences. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be web-enabled? A company that can utilize faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. We have proven we know that if you innovate holistically then you may also extend dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be distributed? The capability to iterate seamlessly leads to the power to brand intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will harness the aptitude of web-readiness to aggregate. Without web-readiness, you will lack compelling compelling Total Quality Control. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to embrace virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We invariably optimize cross-platform experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think nano-enterprise. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be social-network-based? mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of CAD. A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to target transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to target vertically. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The e-markets factor is world-class. Without research and development management, you will lack angel investors. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be efficient, B2B? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 turn-key, blog-based TQC metrics and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless, customized, web-enabled, C2B2B".