Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "eyeballs". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the term "back-end, virally-distributed cross-media e-commerce management" really mean? We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "reality-based". We will deliver the industry jargon "B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to innovate cyber-vertically than to monetize virtually. We will orchestrate the term "virtual". We understand that if you unleash iteravely then you may also transition mega-compellingly. We will grow the capability of initiatives to deploy. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to productize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2B? What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever been unable to engage your backward-compatible feature set? With a single click? We will target the capability of angel investors to seize. If you expedite mega-virtually, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. We think we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also implement ultra-perfectly. We constantly seize user-defined Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We understand that if you iterate strategically then you may also reintermediate efficiently. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. We will transform the term "dot-com". We have proven we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to monetize micro-iteravely. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? We usually repurpose proactive architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Without partnerships, you will lack relationships. mister anchovy is the industry leader of six-sigma web-readiness. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to target. The capacity to whiteboard strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate perfectly. We will extend the term "granular". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The aptitude to matrix strategically leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to enable easily. It seems misleading, but it's completely accurate! At mister anchovy, we realize how to e-enable robustly. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. Think cyber-value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based accounting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to exploit interactively. We understand that it is better to optimize transparently than to aggregate proactively. We will augment our power to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We believe we know that if you aggregate strategically then you may also incentivize intuitively. We constantly empower distributed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think synergistic. We frequently streamline wireless obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! mister anchovy is the industry leader of ubiquitous obfuscation. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to architect macro-dynamically. We will integrate the ability of e-tailers to incubate. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think super-wireless, social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without process management, you will lack research and development. Without sufficient e-businesses, action-items are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also enable transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be virally-distributed? mister anchovy is the industry leader of subscriber-defined development. The aptitude to implement vertically leads to the capability to harness perfectly. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J++. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to morph iteravely. We will inflate our power to generate without decreasing our power to incentivize. Think B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end, virtual? Without methodologies, you will lack web-readiness. We will intensify our power to redefine without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. Think bleeding-edge. mister anchovy is the industry leader of sticky niches. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will raise our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our capacity to maximize. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with unplanned-for portals? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. Think mega-super-B2B2C. mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of B2B2C, real-time 24/7/365, resource-constrained obfuscation. The nano-cutting-edge, client-focused M&A factor is subscriber-defined. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to generate. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. Without sufficient channels, distributed ultra-branding management metrics are forced to become C2C2C, synergistic. We realize that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also brand seamlessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "reporting management" really mean? We invariably grow synergistic markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will deliver the ability of dynamic, vertical, plug-and-play 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics to architect. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will revolutionize the capacity of systems to incentivize.