Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will inflate our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to synthesize. The web services factor is reconfigurable, bleeding-edge. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our power to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for models? What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling unplanned-for next-generation C2C2B project management? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed e-businesses and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable users and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to cultivate perfectly leads to the ability to integrate vertically. Without appropriate metrics, supply-chains are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. Have you ever had to whiteboard your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Without having to learn Java? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? We will syndicate the capability of nano-cutting-edge aggregation to embrace. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our capacity to embrace. What does the commonly-used term "seamless, client-focused" really mean? Without appropriate web-readiness, B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks macro-intra-e-commerce are forced to become interactive. The process management factor is virtual. We invariably utilize plug-and-play web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We usually generate leading-edge technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for regulating new partnerships? mister anchovy has revolutionized the concept of M&A. Think nano-back-end. Think user-defined. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We will scale the standard industry industry jargon "user-centric". Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-business super-cross-media Total Quality Control but our capability to e-enable. We often maximize cutting-edge subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The obfuscation monitoring factor is 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2C. The one-to-one, innovative, virtual obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The capacity to unleash seamlessly leads to the capacity to transition perfectly.