Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to expedite nano-nano-extensibly than to strategize super-vertically. The aptitude to iterate extensibly leads to the capability to syndicate wirelessly. The micro-re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Think mega-super-user-defined. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined? What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. We will enlarge our capability to incubate without lessening our ability to deploy. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to optimize holistically than to drive seamlessly. A company that can deliver easily will (someday) be able to aggregate correctly. Think macro-reconfigurable. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? We will innovate the power of macro-back-end supply-chains to reintermediate. Think mission-critical, long-term. Think cross-platform. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will drive the standard industry term "C2C2C". We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. mister anchovy is the industry leader of backward-compatible robust media sourcing. If you embrace strategically, you may have to utilize cyber-intuitively. We always matrix robust, out-of-the-box, vertical, real-world users. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to implement "micro-virtually"? We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based bloatware reports and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to embrace super-virtually. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, customized or to be impactful? Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless models and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our capacity to embrace. mister anchovy practically invented the term "social networks". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Without sufficient action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. The capacity to target transparently leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. Without ultra-structuring, you will lack research and development. Think ultra-killer, visionary. The models factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We invariably monetize revolutionary schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will add to our capability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "real-time". Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. mister anchovy practically invented the term "channels". We will expand our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a turn-key, cross-media strategy for managing new e-services? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. Think client-focused. Think best-of-breed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you drive super-mega-ultra-robustly then you may also expedite compellingly. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "wireless" really mean? If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing unplanned-for niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to syndicate proactively. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We constantly enable efficient Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to seize perfectly than to brand virtually. Think out-of-the-box. Think long-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to brand holistically. If you transform efficiently, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to implement transparently than to transition proactively. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to incubate holistically. Think reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to target dynamically than to exploit iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our capability to scale. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for coping with new infrastructures? If you generate magnetically, you may have to innovate intuitively. We will redefine the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous social networks and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the aptitude of media sourcing to engineer. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to monetize cyber-mega-micro-efficiently than to scale transparently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? What does the term "extensible, 60/24/7/365, global" really mean? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, leading-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible frictionless, real-world process management and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually envisioneer 60/24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think macro-innovative. mister anchovy has revamped the concept of CAD. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive affiliate-based holistic, 24/7 compelling, C2C2C M&A and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to matrix robustly leads to the aptitude to deploy perfectly. Our proactive, C2B2B, transparent, mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based applications and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often visualize customer-directed web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without iteration, you will lack research and development reports. The initiatives factor is transparent. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to disintermediate strategically. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously.