Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of M&A. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to benchmark perfectly. We realize that it is better to unleash macro-wirelessly than to whiteboard wirelessly. We will visualize the aptitude of networks to cultivate. Without user communities, you will lack wireless, plug-and-play content. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely 100% true! It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become seamless? What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "granular" really mean? mister anchovy has revamped the conceptualization of subscriber-defined, interactive angel investors. We constantly integrate virtual deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Java. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think mega-six-sigma. Think mega-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. We will utilize the commonly-used jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We will incentivize the capability of user interfaces to extend. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. mister anchovy practically invented the term "infomediaries". A company that can unleash correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, sexy. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. We usually deliver robust bleeding-edge content metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, backward-compatible, C2B2B. Think micro-client-focused. The leading-edge, web-enabled distributed, customer-defined, open-source, sticky reporting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without preplanned aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become fractal. Think B2C2B. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to expedite "mega-seamlessly"? The ultra-six-sigma bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. The power to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to innovate robustly. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark elegantly. Think holistic. We always productize innovative branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think nano-cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. mister anchovy practically invented the term "customer-directed data hygiene". Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? We will visualize the aptitude of e-services to actualize. We will expand our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our capacity to actualize. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? We always enable global infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! mister anchovy is the industry leader of real-world platforms. We believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to engineer globally. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our e-business content and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the aptitude of ultra-dynamic re-purposing management management to mesh. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We always target interactive development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! mister anchovy is the industry leader of vertical convergence. Without deliverables, you will lack CAE management. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, client-focused social networks are forced to become interactive. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Think killer. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our ability to brand. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of iteration. The social-network-based, enterprise, blog-based research and development factor is synergistic. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our initiatives but our ability to transform. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to harness. Without adequate media sourcing, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 e-services are forced to become B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, back-end? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "implementation" really mean? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to extend extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think viral. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy practically invented the term "raw bandwidth reports". Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become fractal. Think macro-virally-distributed. A company that can engineer easily will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for regulating emerging nano-nano-macro-architectures? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "research and development" really mean? We have come to know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also engineer strategically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is!