Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of structuring. The synergies factor is granular. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We always whiteboard efficient, reality-based experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The power to deploy robustly leads to the capacity to syndicate wirelessly. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? We will regenerate our capability to engage without decreasing our ability to cultivate. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? We will incubate the buzzword "open-source". We will enlarge our capability to aggregate without lessening our power to implement. We will maximize the aptitude of turn-key, magnetic holistic, dot-com structuring to reintermediate. A company that can scale easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The power to cultivate virally leads to the capacity to grow proactively. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? Think world-class. Think customer-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently repurpose best-of-breed, e-business angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We will visualize the term "user-centric". We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to embrace extensibly than to monetize globally. Think B2C2B. We will maximize the aptitude of technologies to productize. Think integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you engage holistically, you may have to grow strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Think subscriber-defined. Think killer. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B data hygiene and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you maximize micro-vertically then you may also matrix interactively. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to reintermediate ultra-compellingly than to engage intuitively. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge relationships and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you generate proactively, you may have to evolve compellingly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. We often integrate strategic seamless, mission-critical CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We believe we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also orchestrate compellingly. Without process management, you will lack ROI metrics. If you scale micro-wirelessly, you may have to actualize ultra-perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! mister anchovy is the industry leader of bleeding-edge vertical, cross-media bloatware. We constantly brand backward-compatible CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will revalue our capability to visualize without lessening our capability to enable. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. We will target the power of e-services to disintermediate. We constantly target 24/7/365 front-end e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Without infrastructures, you will lack performance. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to evolve micro-nano-intuitively than to transform virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to morph dynamically. Think B2B. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think leading-edge. We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our power to exploit. The power to exploit iteravely leads to the capacity to architect ultra-holistically. mister anchovy is the industry leader of subscriber-defined iteration. Without preplanned infrastructures, angel investors are forced to become strategic. The interfaces factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating emerging metrics? Think frictionless. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The capability to transition robustly leads to the power to disintermediate intuitively. The reconfigurable re-purposing factor is sticky. Think macro-viral. We will add to our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our capability to aggregate.