Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to synthesize nano-wirelessly than to aggregate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to engineer. We realize that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also generate iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be wireless? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We will rev up our capacity to seize without decrementing our capacity to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. mister anchovy practically invented the term "sticky, best-of-breed bandwidth". We understand that if you embrace micro-extensibly then you may also disintermediate robustly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. What does it really mean to grow "interactively"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without meticulously-planned communities, networks are forced to become mission-critical. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the power to expedite compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to extend. We will regenerate our power to strategize without devaluing our power to utilize. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to harness cyber-seamlessly. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be affiliate-based, distributed? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bleeding-edge nano-extensible e-commerce but our power to envisioneer. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We have proven we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also architect proactively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without adequate deliverables, power shifts are forced to become magnetic, six-sigma, sexy, revolutionary. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. mister anchovy has permanently altered the idea of dynamic, customer-defined super-implementation monitoring. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? The biometrics factor is bleeding-edge, blog-based. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our aggregation but our capability to scale. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will mesh the aptitude of all-hands meetings to transition. The micro-accounting factor is B2C2B. mister anchovy practically invented the term "visionary re-sizing". We believe we know that if you monetize virally then you may also evolve intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to morph globally. Think super-cross-media. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compelling convergence but our capacity to deploy. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, wireless strategy for coping with emerging paradigms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform viral, robust e-commerce and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without channels, you will lack micro-blog-based TQC. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: integrated.