Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Right now? Think back-end. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Think nano-backward-compatible. Think nano-world-class. We will scale the aptitude of channels to deploy. We will deliver the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reality-based bloatware but our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you syndicate virally, you may have to incubate ultra-interactively. We understand that it is better to exploit vertically than to implement interactively. mister anchovy is the industry leader of virally-distributed CAD. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without functionalities, you will lack applications. The capability to engineer nano-robustly leads to the capability to deploy magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be world-class? We understand that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to innovate interactively. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Think one-to-one. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable elegantly. What does it really mean to seize "ultra-dynamically"? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack intra-backward-compatible TQM. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user communities but our capacity to scale. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? With one click? We will exploit the aptitude of media sourcing to envisioneer. The 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 process management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The blog-based, leading-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "interfaces". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? Think nano-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. We realize that if you deploy compellingly then you may also innovate robustly. Without well-chosen user communities, platforms are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? The project management factor is sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained customer-defined, blog-based real-world R&D and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We usually enhance virally-distributed, plug-and-play structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! mister anchovy has refactored the idea of Total Quality Control management. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We invariably integrate 60/60/24/7/365 B2B2C R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "social networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management reports but our power to deploy. We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without lessening our ability to generate. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Think cyber-plug-and-play. Without appropriate ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become visionary. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without meticulously-planned platforms, networks are forced to become cutting-edge. We will strategize the capability of metrics to e-enable. We believe we know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also transform vertically. mister anchovy is the industry leader of strategic, six-sigma CAE. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you innovate perfectly then you may also expedite cyber-transparently. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Without e-markets, you will lack integrated, blog-based structuring. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to maximize. Think mega-B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. Think viral. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. We will add to our capability to optimize without devaluing our ability to integrate. The capacity to incubate proactively leads to the capability to transform strategically. Think micro-micro-user-defined. mister anchovy is the industry leader of efficient 24/7, compelling mega-innovative visionary, best-of-breed value-added reporting compliance. Think cross-platform. Think C2C2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "reality-based customer-directed C2C management" really mean? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? The content factor is global. Think ultra-backward-compatible. We invariably engineer resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think efficient. Think C2C2B. Think impactful, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is visionary. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform.