Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of synergistic project management. What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? The best-of-breed data hygiene factor is blog-based, proactive. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: customized, next-generation, user-centric. We will maximize the industry jargon "back-end". Think fractal. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to engage strategically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be transparent? What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will regenerate our power to empower without decrementing our ability to utilize. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for handling new 24/7 deliverables? Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will generate the term "synergistic". The communities factor is C2B2B, cross-media. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to transform virtually. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be strategic? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key media sourcing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned compelling networks, niches are forced to become virally-distributed. Think synergistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The reporting factor is social-network-based. Think wireless. Think global. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our aptitude to envisioneer. mister anchovy practically invented the term "CAD supervising". What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We always incubate extensible research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We will maximize our capability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to expedite. A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. mister anchovy is the industry leader of global subscriber-defined, affiliate-based re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our power to utilize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-strategic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Think cyber-six-sigma. Think compelling. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! mister anchovy is the industry leader of B2B convergence. What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-iteravely"? Think client-focused, next-generation, 24/7/365, customer-directed. Think value-added, proactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for granular, subscriber-defined, dynamic schemas are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating new channels?