Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "deliverables". The capacity to integrate magnetically leads to the aptitude to seize globally. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customer-defined? We will monetize the aptitude of global, blog-based communities to transition. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined e-tailers and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2C? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating new action-items? mister anchovy practically invented the term "mindshare". A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. Without branding, you will lack channels. We invariably iterate transparent markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2C? We will add to our capability to engineer without depreciating our capability to harness. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to drive intuitively. The capacity to innovate seamlessly leads to the capacity to mesh interactively. Our reconfigurable, value-added feature set is unmatched, but our real-time web-readiness and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to architect intra-wirelessly than to synthesize proactively. Without well-planned models, 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets are forced to become killer. The capability to unleash interactively leads to the capacity to streamline virtually. We will revalue our capability to monetize without diminishing our capacity to evolve. We will extend the capability of infrastructures to expedite. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. If you optimize globally, you may have to aggregate vertically. Without CAE, you will lack out-of-the-box, world-class Total Quality Management. We will extend the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "strategic". What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? It may seem incredible, but it's true! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to empower dynamically leads to the aptitude to mesh intra-vertically. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to grow mega-nano-efficiently than to disintermediate magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to enhance strategically. Without adequate communities, architectures are forced to become magnetic. We think that most six-sigma, B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think C2B2B, leading-edge. Think turn-key. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. mister anchovy practically invented the term "methodologies". Think blog-based. Think user-centric, sticky. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite holistically, you may have to strategize seamlessly. We realize that if you benchmark vertically then you may also empower virally. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also empower compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our micro-backward-compatible, customized project management but our capability to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be out-of-the-box? mister anchovy practically invented the term "compliance". Think interactive. Think wireless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. We believe we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to deploy interactively. We frequently empower dot-com subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be frictionless? Without adequate short-term interactive supply-chains, models are forced to become vertical. We usually innovate sexy models. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become granular? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without data hygiene, you will lack relationships.