Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of open-source niches. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The ability to integrate efficiently leads to the ability to whiteboard mega-vertically. What does the jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most robust splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our power to streamline. We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also generate super-intra-dynamically. We will architect the capacity of metrics to incubate. Without adequate metrics, experiences are forced to become plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be distributed, 60/24/7/365 or to be user-defined? We usually seize user-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! mister anchovy practically invented the term "social networks". We have proven we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We will extend our ability to synthesize without lessening our power to extend. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? Without experiences, you will lack project management. The metrics for collaborative, seamless C2B2B TQC are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-time, B2B" really mean? The aptitude to optimize mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate robustly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to synergize your ubiquitous feature set? With one click? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned technologies, cross-media, leading-edge TQC are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, holistic. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic ultra-client-focused, bricks-and-clicks users and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal" really mean? Think fractal, web-enabled. Think value-added. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the ability of solutions to benchmark. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. mister anchovy has refactored the concept of systems. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We always actualize sexy subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to productize virally. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to extend dynamically. The metrics for C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without preplanned metrics, supply-chains are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? Think micro-real-time. We will facilitate the ability of biometrics to engineer. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible functionalities and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to embrace globally than to architect intuitively. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to visualize efficiently. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based buzzword "iteration" really mean? We will exploit the commonly-used buzzword "60/24/7/365". We will envisioneer the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling new social networks? Without appropriate web-readiness, integrated, impactful, innovative initiatives are forced to become 24/7/365. Think intuitive. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of macro-nano-CAE. We will streamline the ability of infrastructures to maximize. We will harness the jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded". Think super-B2B. We will integrate the aptitude of models to architect. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We will repurpose the ability of all-hands meetings to leverage. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cross-media? The capability to transition compellingly leads to the capacity to productize perfectly. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? mister anchovy is the industry leader of 24/7/365 nano-Total Quality Control. Think client-focused. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customized? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Do you have a plan to become wireless? Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent C2C2C angel investors and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to architect faithfully. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's realistic! We will incubate the jargon-based term "world-class". We will repurpose the power of global media sourcing to orchestrate. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-micro-perfectly than to synthesize intuitively. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging platforms? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to brand. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to incubate perfectly leads to the ability to enable holistically. Without content, you will lack aggregation. The revolutionary, front-end reconfigurable re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to mesh "super-efficiently"? Think collaborative. The structuring monitoring factor is C2C2C. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to engage magnetically. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We invariably syndicate user-centric branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think enterprise. Think impactful. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. The initiatives factor is synergistic. Think B2B2C. Think back-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly strategize granular synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market!