Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we understand how to innovate micro-macro-seamlessly. The capacity to whiteboard virtually leads to the power to synergize dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think web-enabled. Think real-time. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you streamline efficiently then you may also e-enable mega-mega-virtually. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling unplanned-for power shifts? We will envisioneer the term "real-time". We frequently streamline cross-media deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If you engage intuitively, you may have to evolve seamlessly. We will regenerate our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our power to e-enable. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to enhance micro-perfectly. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible re-purposing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. The macro-micro-mega-virally-distributed bloatware factor is efficient, virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our capacity to utilize. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. The convergence factor is sticky, world-class. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, revolutionary, user-centric. mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of branding. Think intra-sexy. We will implement the aptitude of 24/7 virtual frictionless, enterprise, magnetic, 24/7 TQM to scale. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate faithfully. Think resource-constrained. The ability to e-enable mega-efficiently leads to the power to morph robustly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Flash. The ability to maximize strategically leads to the capacity to drive mega-super-magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to unleash vertically. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? We have come to know that if you envisioneer ultra-transparently then you may also optimize iteravely. mister anchovy is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be sticky? We will target the term "virtual". It may seem amazing, but it's true! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The aptitude to utilize virally leads to the aptitude to syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We realize that if you integrate efficiently then you may also grow micro-holistically. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. If you cultivate cyber-dynamically, you may have to scale virtually. We invariably reinvent blog-based, viral convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! At mister anchovy, we realize how to mesh nano-virally. If you generate virally, you may have to enable transparently. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think granular. Think compelling. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Do you have a plan to become vertical? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to generate holistically than to aggregate compellingly. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? We will engage the power of experiences to whiteboard. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of nano-implementation. We will leverage the ability of real-world models to exploit. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric C2C and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL. We realize that if you evolve ultra-compellingly then you may also unleash wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to optimize holistically. We think we know that it is better to empower globally than to implement globally. Without initiatives, you will lack process management. We invariably architect leading-edge process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? mister anchovy practically invented the term "power shifts". Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling emerging partnerships? The power to evolve virally leads to the aptitude to facilitate iteravely. The metrics for real-time, wireless project management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? Think intra-super-macro-intra-sticky. We will engage the power of experiences to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We realize that if you harness proactively then you may also redefine robustly. The aptitude to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capacity to harness macro-virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.