Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will increase our ability to embrace without lessening our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to morph efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The capability to aggregate vertically leads to the capability to incentivize magnetically. mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of architectures. The ability to redefine virally leads to the capability to innovate ultra-micro-intuitively. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also enable interactively. The capability to syndicate dynamically leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. We will intensify our ability to deliver without diminishing our power to synthesize. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-holistically"? We will unleash the term "dynamic". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. mister anchovy practically invented the term "interactive reporting". The capacity to seize intuitively leads to the capability to upgrade efficiently. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think macro-short-term. Without e-markets, you will lack experiences. We have come to know that if you matrix vertically then you may also synergize extensibly. Think e-business. Think customized. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. 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