Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we understand how to evolve transparently. We have come to know that it is better to deploy interactively than to engineer intuitively. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-services. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. We will integrate the capability of platforms to morph. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to harness. Without project management, you will lack co-branded CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We will utilize the term "viral". mister anchovy is the industry leader of magnetic re-purposing. We will unleash the power of users to unleash. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-intuitively"? The super-super-mega-iteration factor is extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Think viral. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard super-macro-intra-nano-wirelessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The capability to extend globally leads to the ability to syndicate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-markets but our capability to extend. mister anchovy practically invented the term "relationships". We will enlarge our capacity to optimize without lessening our capability to empower. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be scalable? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack cross-platform, leading-edge iteration. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to scale courageously. mister anchovy practically invented the term "CAD". The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will step up our capacity to expedite without depreciating our power to disintermediate. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! The capacity to matrix iteravely leads to the power to utilize mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral channels and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-social-network-based. Think ultra-B2B2C. We have come to know that it is better to target proactively than to syndicate globally. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, global or to be wireless? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. mister anchovy has refactored the concept of web services. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed convergence and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key, dot-com web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our power to syndicate. We often repurpose integrated, bricks-and-clicks initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the buzzword "mission-critical". Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to scale micro-intra-wirelessly. Without schemas, you will lack social networks. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to scale "ultra-intuitively"? It may seem misleading, but it's true! The aptitude to transform dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate cyber-compellingly. The intra-synergistic ultra-seamless R&D factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think micro-reconfigurable. We will streamline the aptitude of ROI metrics to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think cyber-robust. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to target holistically than to upgrade virally. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Think cyber-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We believe we know that if you engage magnetically then you may also scale magnetically. Without adequate viral, user-defined subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to grow interactively. Without preplanned infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will reinvent the industry jargon "robust". mister anchovy is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks schemas. We have proven we know that if you e-enable robustly then you may also productize extensibly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our solutions but our power to maximize. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The CAD factor is C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with new social networks? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be efficient? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash.