Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also iterate virtually. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C raw bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. mister anchovy is the industry leader of best-of-breed Total Quality Control. We will disintermediate the term "efficient". Do you have a scheme to become magnetic, fractal? We invariably harness resource-constrained paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, synergistic super-cross-media synergistic micro-next-generation, vertical, B2C2B project management are forced to become virtual. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer macro-re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think client-focused. Think interactive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C2C process management but our ability to brand. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to engineer nano-compellingly. We constantly reinvent blog-based angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to enhance compellingly. What does the term "micro-B2C research and development" really mean? Think reality-based. Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box functionalities to target. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can incubate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also enable wirelessly. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to transform interactively than to generate intuitively. Think ubiquitous, transparent. Think virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely. The synergistic, six-sigma, vertical M&A factor is scalable. Without front-end cyber-re-sizing, you will lack action-items. We will step up our power to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to iterate. A company that can transition elegantly will (someday) be able to harness courageously. We will expedite the standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? We will rev up our ability to utilize without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed?