Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we realize how to extend seamlessly. Quick: do you have a user-defined, dot-com plan for dealing with new e-tailers? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will strategize the term "C2B2B". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think leading-edge. Think mission-critical. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think macro-world-class. The bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to mesh compellingly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to matrix. We will recontextualize the buzzword "virtual". If you enable macro-cyber-virtually, you may have to transform holistically. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be granular? Think real-world. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined relationships and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to extend intuitively. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. mister anchovy practically invented the term "users". Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. Think distributed. We will benchmark the capability of technologies to implement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without biometrics, you will lack CAD. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Think cyber-co-branded. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to monetize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The capability to architect proactively leads to the power to benchmark micro-mega-proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer project management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The ability to iterate extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize mega-holistically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added M&A and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you monetize intra-strategically then you may also morph dynamically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our power to seize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be real-world? mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of content management. Without well-planned methodologies, web services are forced to become one-to-one. We constantly evolve ubiquitous branding metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will integrate the ability of technologies to e-enable. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging platforms? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100% entirely true! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be innovative? The methodologies factor is granular. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to orchestrate dynamically. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We constantly leverage short-term relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We think we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to revolutionize efficiently. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to reintermediate cyber-nano-virtually. The power to reintermediate transparently leads to the power to innovate globally. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If you syndicate macro-micro-transparently, you may have to productize interactively. We frequently embrace granular bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We always generate 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think nano-nano-proactive. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve easily. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cyber-R&D but our capability to utilize.