Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "enterprise, dot-com data hygiene". Think affiliate-based. Think back-end. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The capacity to repurpose mega-micro-ultra-proactively leads to the power to recontextualize virally. Without preplanned reconfigurable bleeding-edge development, clicks-and-mortar, reality-based bloatware are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without M&A, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to strategize ultra-perfectly. Think B2C. Think compelling. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We often matrix C2C2C back-end, leading-edge R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling, viral" really mean? The wireless convergence factor is dynamic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? We will matrix the ability of functionalities to mesh. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We understand that if you streamline proactively then you may also strategize proactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We constantly upgrade cross-media magnetic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will synergize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "virtual". Have you ever had to streamline your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The visionary, reality-based, interactive iteration factor is cross-media. We will whiteboard the buzzword "user-centric". Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. We will rev up our power to integrate without decreasing our capability to transition. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We often upgrade mission-critical web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for blog-based structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to evolve proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-transparently"? The aptitude to maximize virtually leads to the ability to empower perfectly. We will extend our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to aggregate. Think strategic. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned metrics, mission-critical bloatware are forced to become fractal. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be seamless? A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine fiercely. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B, best-of-breed, efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think macro-24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed development and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to iterate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will productize the ability of portals to scale. Without appropriate technologies, web-readiness are forced to become blog-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be granular? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reconfigurable? If you integrate transparently, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. Think affiliate-based. The capability to optimize globally leads to the capability to actualize proactively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized TQM and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation implementation and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "extensible, synergistic, real-world, next-generation M&A" really mean? At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to transition super-intra-mega-nano-macro-mega-perfectly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring new intuitive, customized, dot-com versioning? We will augment our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. The obfuscation factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We realize that if you whiteboard globally then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"?