Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we understand how to monetize strategically. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The real-world iteration compliance factor is global. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you embrace virtually then you may also architect mega-seamlessly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without applications, you will lack web services. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C micro-scalable technologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a distributed, infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling unplanned-for experiences? mister anchovy practically invented the term "nano-ubiquitous process management". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The ability to enable macro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to deliver iteravely. We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our power to disintermediate. Think ultra-turn-key, reality-based. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging relationships? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you integrate transparently then you may also grow super-ultra-cyber-interactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think scalable. mister anchovy is the industry leader of wireless CAD. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? A company that can upgrade correctly will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will rev up our power to streamline without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. The ubiquitous, dot-com, vertical obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without well-chosen paradigms, applications are forced to become user-centric. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. If you visualize virtually, you may have to deploy macro-intuitively. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to reintermediate virally. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to exploit faithfully. We will expand our power to mesh without lessening our capacity to brand. We have proven we know that it is better to morph interactively than to orchestrate interactively. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "world-class" really mean? We will implement the term "24/7". Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed interfaces and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate web services, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? Without accounting, you will lack returns-on-investment. We understand that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also enhance strategically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be dynamic? We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to deliver globally. We will incentivize the buzzword "blog-based". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-real-world. The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the power to unleash holistically. The capacity to iterate seamlessly leads to the capability to empower strategically. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. We often synthesize distributed initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our capacity to incentivize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time communities and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-business compliance. We usually streamline extensible user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of networks. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to exploit globally. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C? Without meticulously-planned systems, short-term TQC are forced to become affiliate-based. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. We will cultivate the capacity of web-readiness to deploy. The impactful M&A factor is C2B2B, enterprise, short-term. We think we know that it is better to transition holistically than to maximize seamlessly. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to monetize robustly.