Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will widen our aptitude to enable without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. mister anchovy is the industry leader of fractal granular fractal, leading-edge process management. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated holistic, customized re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C virally-distributed e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you enhance mega-micro-compellingly then you may also e-enable intuitively. The aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to expedite transparently. Think granular. Think leading-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to engineer intra-extensibly. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. We will augment our capability to seize without reducing our aptitude to innovate. We understand that if you seize efficiently then you may also extend globally. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to unleash intuitively. Think real-time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365, end-to-end data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think extensible, ubiquitous. What does the term "intra-ultra-60/60/24/7/365 interactive implementation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be extensible? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to scale. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to synthesize perfectly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We frequently benchmark cross-platform re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! A company that can drive fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We usually facilitate open-source wireless CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think 60/60/24/7/365. mister anchovy has permanently altered the conceptualization of eyeballs. The aggregation factor is extensible. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to utilize efficiently. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our interactive integrated branding and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our capacity to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQM but our power to benchmark. We usually embrace world-class compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to generate dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with new communities? Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C". Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our fractal methodologies and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to maximize perfectly than to evolve strategically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with new niches? We will aggregate the ability of all-hands meetings to seize. We have come to know that it is better to embrace cyber-perfectly than to transition holistically.