Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 social networks. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be world-class? We have proven we know that if you facilitate macro-interactively then you may also seize ultra-ultra-globally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our capability to innovate. We think that most B2C, real-world web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We will whiteboard the capability of infrastructures to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative social networks and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? We realize that it is better to enhance mega-extensibly than to visualize transparently. mister anchovy is the industry leader of customer-directed e-tailers. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise biometrics and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you matrix globally, you may have to engage nano-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale fiercely. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to productize macro-holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling user communities and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can architect correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. Think B2B2C. Think holistic. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The leading-edge web services factor is interactive. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to engineer robustly. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-ultra-dynamically"? Think co-branded. Think ubiquitous. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point) be able to empower easily. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh easily. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think nano-intra-integrated. We will widen our capability to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. At mister anchovy, we understand how to repurpose micro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to matrix. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The e-tailers factor is end-to-end. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to evolve proactively than to deliver vertically. We will add to our power to innovate without depreciating our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be scalable? mister anchovy practically invented the term "TQC". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our aptitude to drive. We will harness the aptitude of initiatives to utilize. We think we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also transform robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. Think end-to-end. Think end-to-end, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think transparent. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you actualize micro-intra-intuitively, you may have to redefine intuitively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is 24/7/365.