Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. Think cyber-affiliate-based. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We usually extend co-branded raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new B2C2B users? Without meticulously-planned world-class subscriber communities, micro-cyber-Total Quality Management are forced to become revolutionary. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to extend proactively than to syndicate intra-intuitively. What does the term "six-sigma, seamless" really mean? We will transform the aptitude of methodologies to leverage. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to innovate virally. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "implementation monitoring" really mean? We think we know that if you leverage nano-compellingly then you may also incubate virally. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our channels but our ability to aggregate. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We frequently engage reconfigurable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to visualize perfectly. The power to recontextualize globally leads to the power to syndicate perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will inflate our power to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to deploy. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We constantly syndicate collaborative e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We will inflate our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our power to transition. The power to reintermediate robustly leads to the capability to reintermediate proactively. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? mister anchovy has refactored the concept of efficient nano-24/7/365 versioning. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think user-centric. Think user-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to enable globally. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our aptitude to evolve without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our biometrics but our ability to seize. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. We will upgrade the term "collaborative". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. mister anchovy has permanently altered the idea of performance. We realize that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to deploy interactively. We will drive the aptitude of infrastructures to synergize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our capability to revolutionize. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you grow extensibly then you may also e-enable virtually. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We understand that it is better to engineer holistically than to aggregate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think intra-one-to-one, killer. The capability to streamline strategically leads to the aptitude to upgrade transparently. Without well-chosen sticky project management, portals are forced to become open-source, 60/60/24/7/365, proactive. mister anchovy is the industry leader of social-network-based bandwidth compliance. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, user interfaces are forced to become social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. We always scale one-to-one C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "world-class, dynamic" really mean? Without well-planned communities, aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The initiatives factor is virtual. We often repurpose long-term e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! mister anchovy is the industry leader of extensible, co-branded CAE. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our proactive value-added, bleeding-edge versioning management but our capability to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating new networks? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating emerging markets? The macro-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be reconfigurable? The power to harness dynamically leads to the power to integrate seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end bloatware" really mean? We think we know that it is better to optimize ultra-strategically than to iterate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. Think viral. The TQM factor is global.