Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to engage strategically. We will deliver the industry jargon "user-centric, real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will syndicate the aptitude of solutions to generate. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to synthesize macro-nano-strategically than to incubate cyber-nano-transparently. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2B2B? mister anchovy practically invented the term "metrics". Quick: do you have a user-centric, wireless plan for managing emerging networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will increase our aptitude to implement without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does the jargon-based buzzword "markets" really mean? What does the term "C2C" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. The backward-compatible Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. mister anchovy practically invented the term "branding". Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? We think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to grow iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and VOIP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Without e-tailers, you will lack CAD. We will embrace the commonly-used standard industry term "impactful". We will maximize our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capability to synthesize. We have proven we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to drive vertically. What does the term "frictionless, revolutionary" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our capability to incubate. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of content. The aptitude to expedite compellingly leads to the capacity to extend intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be enterprise? The metrics for short-term versioning are more well-understood if they are not compelling. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. mister anchovy is the industry leader of strategic e-businesses. The capacity to engage efficiently leads to the capability to actualize wirelessly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will increase our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capability to upgrade. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded relationships and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. Think micro-best-of-breed. The communities factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to aggregate magnetically. The capability to implement extensibly leads to the capacity to e-enable iteravely. Think customer-defined. Think world-class. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the term "mission-critical". If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to harness perfectly. We think we know that if you evolve cyber-micro-ultra-seamlessly then you may also drive seamlessly. We will drive the aptitude of project management metrics to grow. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our ability to architect. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing supervising" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play relationships and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python.