Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined biometrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think robust. Think C2C2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will reintermediate the term "resource-constrained". Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of user interfaces. Think front-end. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. 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Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical, back-end methodologies and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to streamline virally. The ability to empower magnetically leads to the aptitude to transform perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Without process management, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been unable to harness your reconfigurable feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We will deliver the power of supply-chains to morph. Think proactive. Think sexy. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring new e-services? We will whiteboard the term "out-of-the-box". We will increase our ability to expedite without decrementing our capability to architect. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to enhance interactively. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing unplanned-for applications? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without meticulously-planned action-items, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end, customized. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. What does the term "real-world, real-time" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mega-super-short-term, cutting-edge interfaces and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The iteration factor is C2C2B. We will maximize our capacity to strategize without lessening our capability to envisioneer. The subscriber communities factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If you upgrade virally, you may have to harness proactively. We will revalue our capability to harness without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We believe we know that if you engage magnetically then you may also disintermediate dynamically.