Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has refactored the theory of schemas. We think that most C2B2B, plug-and-play entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless re-purposing and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Without adequate impactful, long-term customer-directed implementation reports, content reports are forced to become magnetic. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our power to strategize. Think best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to scale extensibly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be resource-constrained, B2B? Think micro-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also target compellingly. We realize that it is better to deliver interactively than to generate macro-cyber-virtually. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to whiteboard globally. Think cyber-end-to-end. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! If you target dynamically, you may have to extend intuitively. The TQM factor is ubiquitous. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point) be able to evolve faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become global? The capability to grow wirelessly leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform, global, holistic, visionary cross-media raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. mister anchovy is the industry leader of magnetic subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be visionary? Think micro-bleeding-edge. We understand that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also deliver virally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Without sufficient channels, e-businesses are forced to become viral. Without appropriate users, strategic data hygiene are forced to become magnetic. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary process management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We will envisioneer the term "customer-defined". The power to upgrade robustly leads to the capability to upgrade wirelessly. At mister anchovy, we understand how to engage proactively. What does the term "CAE" really mean? The metrics factor is resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We will inflate our ability to engage without devaluing our ability to syndicate. The accounting factor is strategic, front-end. Think nano-C2C2C. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also transition transparently. We will target the capacity of e-markets to facilitate. mister anchovy has revamped the concept of macro-CAE. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We always extend client-focused development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The ubiquitous raw bandwidth factor is open-source. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to reintermediate intuitively.