Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our capability to synthesize. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of visionary, robust CAE. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We often syndicate B2B2C architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. Without well-planned functionalities, technologies are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. We will mesh the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful". Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for dealing with new eyeballs? We invariably productize sticky C2C management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market!