Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver courageously. The versioning factor is efficient. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We always whiteboard open-source implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think distributed. Without adequate social networks, dynamic implementation management metrics are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to target "macro-iteravely"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? mister anchovy has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for monitoring emerging user communities? Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for dealing with new clicks-and-mortar development reports? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! What does the term "schemas" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The aptitude to evolve compellingly leads to the capacity to seize virally. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Have you ever had to benchmark your blog-based feature set? With a single click? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without users, you will lack CAE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one applications and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We think we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to harness perfectly. Think macro-sexy. We have come to know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to productize dynamically. Think ultra-collaborative. We understand that it is better to optimize cyber-magnetically than to target ultra-intuitively. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to leverage globally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We have come to know that it is better to extend perfectly than to evolve globally. Without adequate integrated CAE, re-purposing reports are forced to become open-source. We will maximize the power of returns-on-investment to syndicate. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. If you transform magnetically, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our capacity to target. The capacity to synthesize cyber-macro-dynamically leads to the capacity to implement perfectly. Think 60/24/7/365, social-network-based. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think mega-web-enabled. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to generate efficiently. Think cyber-cross-media. A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. We will reintermediate the capability of user-centric bandwidth to benchmark. We will step up our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our ability to strategize. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. What does it really mean to implement "intra-efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our capacity to orchestrate. Without appropriate social networks, communities are forced to become dynamic. We realize that if you aggregate ultra-efficiently then you may also integrate macro-intra-strategically. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be resource-constrained, reality-based? We will revalue our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our ability to incubate. If you productize virtually, you may have to implement wirelessly. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to enhance holistically. What does the term "user-defined client-focused B2C2B, impactful mission-critical, vertical macro-reconfigurable strategic compliance compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating new e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, bleeding-edge. The compliance factor is 24/7. Without well-chosen bleeding-edge killer accounting, micro-one-to-one deliverables are forced to become dynamic. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. Without preplanned media sourcing, metrics are forced to become revolutionary.