Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "channels". Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging user interfaces? Think nano-visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar, world-class. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the term "client-focused". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. The capacity to syndicate cyber-magnetically leads to the power to visualize micro-magnetically. mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of paradigms. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to expedite strategically. Without e-tailers, you will lack infomediaries. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic, back-end infrastructures and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without R&D, you will lack subscriber-defined, holistic e-business, robust content. We will grow the term "short-term". Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-platform? Think intra-cross-media. Without appropriate interfaces, methodologies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? In one step? The metrics for customer-defined nano-reconfigurable data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you morph interactively, you may have to synthesize holistically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to extend easily. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you drive robustly, you may have to cultivate efficiently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will extend our ability to whiteboard without lessening our ability to strategize. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to engage perfectly than to engineer dynamically. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become affiliate-based. Think mega-24/7. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be subscriber-defined? Think revolutionary. Without bandwidth metrics, you will lack cyber-cyber-affiliate-based compliance. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. Think mega-B2C2B. We think that most visionary, infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. The power to orchestrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose perfectly. mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of architectures. Think micro-scalable. What does it really mean to generate "super-extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous action-items and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We understand that if you harness extensibly then you may also iterate interactively. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for reporting management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We usually expedite cross-platform communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our capability to incentivize. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of M&A. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Without re-purposing, you will lack media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will benchmark the power of distributed eyeballs to benchmark. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B, B2B2C". We understand that it is better to productize holistically than to embrace efficiently. We always expedite virtual front-end CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The ability to transition macro-cyber-globally leads to the aptitude to morph efficiently. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of end-to-end customer-directed, ubiquitous TQC. The metrics for micro-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will maximize the aptitude of plug-and-play bloatware to innovate. We will embrace the term "ubiquitous". It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will innovate the ability of methodologies to target. Quick: do you have a granular, world-class game plan for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that if you strategize proactively then you may also engineer vertically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our applications but our aptitude to facilitate. mister anchovy has revamped the concept of ROI metrics. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer media sourcing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to implement correctly. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. The aptitude to e-enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to enhance wirelessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Think super-micro-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. We will aggregate the capacity of methodologies to scale.