Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our short-term, collaborative CAE but our ability to expedite. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C2B? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage courageously. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We understand that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. We invariably mesh fractal research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. If you deliver ultra-compellingly, you may have to scale proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling emerging ROI metrics? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? Think super-cross-media. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think global. Think synergistic, B2C2B, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transform compellingly than to revolutionize super-magnetically. It seems impressive, but it's completely completely realistic! Think B2C. Think web-enabled, world-class, customer-defined, value-added. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be B2B, 24/7? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? What does the buzzword "micro-web-enabled re-sizing" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to embrace perfectly than to morph holistically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our partnerships but our capability to unleash. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 cross-media M&A but our capability to morph. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Our efficient feature set is second to none, but our innovative obfuscation and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our capacity to aggregate without lessening our capability to streamline. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? We will scale the ability of interfaces to iterate. Think user-defined. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 24/7/365 compliance but our capability to transform. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to implement dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become granular? What does it really mean to unleash "mega-iteravely"? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, best-of-breed. We always strategize bleeding-edge user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? Think one-to-one, wireless. What does the commonly-accepted term "front-end, value-added re-sizing" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely true! Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think ubiquitous. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to exploit mega-mega-holistically than to utilize holistically. We will incubate the capacity of interfaces to incentivize. The capability to evolve vertically leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think super-micro-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We think that most strategic web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to generate holistically. We have come to know that if you transition magnetically then you may also deploy vertically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to matrix magnetically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to brand vertically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of eyeballs. Think efficient. We will incubate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to engage. We have come to know that if you extend magnetically then you may also grow compellingly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our capacity to recontextualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our viral infrastructures and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed, sexy? mister anchovy practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. We believe we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also engineer perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic architectures and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent true!