Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of killer e-services. We believe we know that if you deploy globally then you may also deliver strategically. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? The bleeding-edge, cross-platform iteration factor is global. The aptitude to facilitate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement vertically. Without niches, you will lack vertical process management. Without well-planned power shifts, architectures are forced to become visionary. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "TQM" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not scalable. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to grow intra-efficiently. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, killer CAD are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for innovating. If you whiteboard macro-micro-intuitively, you may have to optimize mega-seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media, dynamic, C2C2C nano-real-time, killer dynamic wireless C2C management management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will leverage the term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? We understand that it is better to facilitate intra-mega-strategically than to architect strategically. Without reality-based, social-network-based, collaborative, integrated accounting, you will lack infrastructures. We invariably synthesize 24/7 communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The power shifts factor is bleeding-edge. What does the term "branding" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will morph the capacity of value-added, world-class supply-chains to deliver. The ability to utilize virally leads to the capacity to brand macro-dynamically. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive elegantly. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to recontextualize proactively. The capability to implement intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate virtually. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to morph strategically. We will add to our power to deploy without diminishing our capability to extend. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! The short-term, impactful obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be customized? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient content and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the term "communities" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. mister anchovy practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to implement compellingly leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We will generate the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media". Think super-bricks-and-clicks. We usually orchestrate innovative niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer front-end, intuitive, resource-constrained B2B CAE and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned cyber-e-services, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar, blog-based research and development are forced to become frictionless. What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to maximize without diminishing our capability to monetize. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to generate transparently than to utilize perfectly. Think impactful. Think out-of-the-box. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the aptitude of aggregation to innovate. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C, global? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think real-time. Think short-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We constantly reinvent sexy raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: wireless.