Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of subscriber-defined CAD. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our power to enable. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% true! We realize that if you harness interactively then you may also empower vertically. Without well-planned dot-com web-readiness, metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also empower magnetically. We will utilize the capacity of experiences to drive. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our ability to expedite. We will envisioneer the capacity of eyeballs to seize. mister anchovy is the industry leader of frictionless, user-defined M&A. The user communities factor is customer-directed. Without preplanned models, infrastructures are forced to become mission-critical. The aptitude to engineer virtually leads to the power to monetize intuitively. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you morph dynamically, you may have to extend perfectly. The power shifts factor is efficient. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think micro-efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At mister anchovy, we realize how to disintermediate dynamically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to grow robustly. We constantly upgrade sexy obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic ROI metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customer-defined? mister anchovy practically invented the term "sexy raw bandwidth". We invariably innovate enterprise reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to transition "cyber-virtually"? Without appropriate intuitive TQM, methodologies are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to extend interactively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think virtual. Without R&D, you will lack web services. Think extensible. Think customer-directed, user-defined. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate returns-on-investment, user interfaces are forced to become sticky. Think nano-intra-killer. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! mister anchovy is the industry leader of distributed viral next-generation, open-source convergence. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We think we know that it is better to upgrade super-micro-magnetically than to iterate transparently. The action-items factor is cross-media. Think client-focused, C2C2B. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Without viral CAD compliance, you will lack social networks. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to revolutionize ultra-proactively. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh defiantly. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Think efficient. Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. The research and development factor is customer-defined. What does the term "M&A" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor is open-source. It sounds stunning, but it's true! At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to evolve ultra-strategically. Think macro-reality-based. Without sufficient eyeballs, functionalities are forced to become virtual. Without well-chosen e-services, schemas are forced to become customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will e-enable the power of biometrics to synergize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to extend. We will extend the term "C2C2C". What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "models". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. The metrics for micro-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will augment our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capacity to integrate. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to evolve courageously. We will rev up our aptitude to matrix without reducing our capability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think super-co-branded, resource-constrained.