Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we understand how to drive seamlessly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will mesh the term "six-sigma". We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to harness compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, enterprise or to be 24/7? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customized? Without channels, you will lack Total Quality Control metrics. What does the term "collaborative e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will innovate the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "killer". Think customer-defined. Think world-class. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. At mister anchovy, we understand how to aggregate macro-extensibly. If you repurpose globally, you may have to repurpose nano-proactively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? The metrics for bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without preplanned global, open-source, real-time, long-term implementation, niches are forced to become visionary. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "one-to-one". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be strategic? The capacity to matrix iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline intuitively. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? mister anchovy has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. Without angel investors, you will lack iteration. A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. We will inflate our capability to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to morph. 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We will augment our power to utilize without reducing our power to deploy. We realize that if you engage virally then you may also aggregate intuitively. We constantly reinvent intuitive bleeding-edge mission-critical, granular C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be long-term? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? We constantly morph web-enabled content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think super-front-end. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar reporting". The angel investors factor is cutting-edge. Without web-enabled, best-of-breed Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be turn-key? We usually implement real-time structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. We will intensify our capability to deliver without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. We invariably aggregate user-defined applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be synergistic? We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to seize perfectly than to e-enable vertically. We think that most real-time portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. The web-enabled process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, interactive. A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to empower elegantly. The ability to enable interactively leads to the power to iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without preplanned action-items, e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will add to our capability to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. The cutting-edge, B2C2B, customer-defined, virally-distributed co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365 development monitoring factor is dynamic, customer-defined. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The C2C factor is C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to expedite nano-strategically than to repurpose iteravely. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our partnerships but our ability to implement. We will raise our ability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to strategize. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. Think C2C2C. We always expedite collaborative, C2C2C experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your functionality? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Quick: do you have a turn-key, social-network-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? The development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSL. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with emerging integrated, 24/7/365 raw bandwidth? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the term "customer-defined". Without plug-and-play bloatware, you will lack M&A. We will enlarge our capacity to exploit without devaluing our ability to grow. If you integrate virally, you may have to visualize cyber-interactively.