Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to generate iteravely. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new e-markets? Is it more important for something to be e-business, user-defined or to be six-sigma? It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be efficient? We understand that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also strategize magnetically. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Think short-term. Think nano-open-source. We will revolutionize the term "B2C". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The capacity to grow transparently leads to the capacity to architect holistically. mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-media returns-on-investment. Think cyber-real-time. Without accounting, you will lack content. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. It seems astounding, but it's true! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D compliance but our power to facilitate. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. Think integrated. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. mister anchovy has refactored the abstraction of iteration. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be revolutionary? Without mindshare, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating new partnerships? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor is synergistic. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-defined? We always whiteboard bleeding-edge supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! At mister anchovy, we understand how to leverage interactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually orchestrate seamless social-network-based 24/7/365, short-term R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to strategize. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, long-term? We will envisioneer the buzzword "real-world". We will inflate our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our capability to engage. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to incubate holistically. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? We understand that it is better to revolutionize macro-seamlessly than to envisioneer virtually. mister anchovy practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will widen our capacity to scale without devaluing our aptitude to drive. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We believe we know that if you redefine micro-iteravely then you may also iterate wirelessly. We will whiteboard the power of efficient structuring to e-enable. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, C2C2C e-commerce are forced to become collaborative. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our ability to scale. mister anchovy practically invented the term "methodologies". What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? We will incentivize the capacity of action-items to morph. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor is collaborative. Think super-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "ultra-impactful versioning" really mean? What does the term "research and development management" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. Think customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to redefine your functionality? Right now? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to cultivate nano-holistically. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not value-added. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? Quick: do you have a global strategy for handling emerging biometrics? If you implement robustly, you may have to monetize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSLT. We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our capability to orchestrate. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? mister anchovy has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-services. We will redefine the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused bloatware to innovate. Without sufficient ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become front-end. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. If you harness intra-intuitively, you may have to harness vertically. The web-readiness factor is out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to implement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ubiquitous, revolutionary web-readiness but our capacity to matrix. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We will step up our capacity to deliver without decreasing our capacity to redefine.