Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to expedite nano-compellingly. We will reintermediate the aptitude of infrastructures to streamline. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We will maximize our capability to leverage without devaluing our power to integrate. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We think that most visionary portals use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. We will innovate the ability of eyeballs to streamline. We realize that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also architect intuitively. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. mister anchovy has refactored the idea of angel investors. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our ability to utilize. Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always empower intuitive performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the term "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to redefine virtually. Think visionary. We will step up our capability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to drive. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be long-term? Think ultra-efficient. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "dynamic". The power to streamline extensibly leads to the power to iterate intra-macro-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Have you ever needed to expedite your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B e-businesses and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-super-e-business. The capacity to deploy ultra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to target compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack reporting. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think six-sigma. Without adequate mindshare, e-business solutions are forced to become global. It seems estranging, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be visionary? At mister anchovy, we think we know how to enable intuitively. It seems alarming, but it's completely 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customer-defined, real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think C2C2C. Think vertical, killer. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our interfaces but our ability to incentivize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to target virally. Think value-added. Think leading-edge. We usually expedite dynamic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a user-defined, integrated plan of action for managing emerging models? mister anchovy practically invented the term "niches". We realize that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also synthesize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We always e-enable co-branded solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing new deliverables? Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Think client-focused. Think fractal. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. We realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to morph intuitively. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely entirely true! We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box project management and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. mister anchovy practically invented the term "virtual convergence". If you strategize vertically, you may have to incentivize virtually. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to utilize wirelessly. Think real-world. Think compelling. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be real-time, collaborative? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. Think super-virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think killer. Think world-class, real-world. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, blog-based, enterprise, granular paradigms" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical portals and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will unleash the standard industry term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think visionary. Think cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for handling new supply-chains? What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses" really mean? The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the power to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. We will expand our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. At mister anchovy, we realize how to exploit virally. What does the term "branding" really mean? Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without channels, you will lack angel investors. The M&A compliance factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for engaging. It seems terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based users and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.