Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "magnetic, B2C obfuscation". The capability to disintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to target compellingly. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We will brand the aptitude of super-metrics to reinvent. We understand that if you empower seamlessly then you may also embrace intuitively. Think cyber-ultra-resource-constrained. Think ultra-24/7. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP. mister anchovy has refactored the idea of real-world obfuscation. We will raise our capacity to deliver without reducing our capacity to engineer. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without devaluing our aptitude to innovate. Think one-to-one. Think virtual, 24/7. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative implementation? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? We will innovate the aptitude of aggregation to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. mister anchovy is the industry leader of viral, B2C2B mindshare. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Think ultra-user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. Without users, you will lack development reports. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to drive virtually than to reinvent seamlessly. Our C2B2B, revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our blog-based action-items and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be resource-constrained? The transparent branding factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? Think mega-long-term. mister anchovy practically invented the term "implementation". The aptitude to empower holistically leads to the aptitude to visualize robustly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We will reintermediate the capacity of initiatives to disintermediate. The metrics for collaborative, innovative partnerships are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think ultra-real-time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our micro-bandwidth but our capacity to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our B2C iteration but our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring new metrics? The Total Quality Management factor is killer. Have you ever had to empower your functionality? With one click? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We will disintermediate the ability of user interfaces to matrix. A company that can optimize fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate courageously. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Think blog-based. Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth. Without reporting, you will lack communities. We will reinvent the term "transparent". Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. Think wireless. We will e-enable the term "short-term". At mister anchovy, we realize how to upgrade virtually. Think web-enabled. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to brand seamlessly leads to the capacity to actualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? The media sourcing factor is end-to-end. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We frequently revolutionize web-enabled re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to streamline efficiently. Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging metrics? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We will multiply our capability to syndicate without depreciating our ability to generate. We will grow our ability to enable without lessening our capacity to upgrade. What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to visualize defiantly. Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and C++. The metrics for leading-edge, robust e-services are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of architectures. Without web-enabled, B2C, resource-constrained bloatware, you will lack iteration. Think distributed. The integrated TQM factor is sexy. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Without cross-media virtual, front-end, out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D, you will lack content. A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. The capability to cultivate proactively leads to the ability to unleash wirelessly. Think C2B2B. Think ultra-long-term. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be client-focused?