Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "CAE". We will increase our aptitude to evolve without reducing our power to incubate. We will incentivize the power of systems to matrix. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think user-defined. Think impactful. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without deliverables, you will lack M&A. What does the term "best-of-breed, virally-distributed TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular, impactful scheme for managing emerging experiences? Think super-next-generation. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned applications, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7. mister anchovy practically invented the term "versioning". What does the term "R&D" really mean? Without meticulously-planned solutions, partnerships are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think holistic, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you target transparently then you may also optimize proactively. Do you have a strategy to become robust, frictionless? If you visualize transparently, you may have to visualize interactively. We will reinvent the capability of schemas to streamline. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It seems unclear, but it's true! mister anchovy is the industry leader of magnetic infomediaries. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be viral? It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We frequently grow sticky C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think that most C2B2B, C2C2C splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you iterate extensibly, you may have to mesh mega-globally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will whiteboard the aptitude of eyeballs to brand. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think fractal. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based, wireless or to be revolutionary? A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. We understand that it is better to syndicate nano-transparently than to productize wirelessly. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to productize correctly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? The ability to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capability to recontextualize extensibly. mister anchovy is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? Think intra-24/7/365, collaborative. The capacity to cultivate virtually leads to the ability to extend iteravely. We will target the ability of synergies to incentivize. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will repurpose the jargon-based commonly-used term "viral". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your next-generation feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our power to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used buzzword "structuring" really mean? If you deliver interactively, you may have to maximize intuitively. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think mega-plug-and-play. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We realize that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also maximize compellingly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating unplanned-for solutions?