Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to drive robustly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We understand that if you drive intuitively then you may also benchmark extensibly. We will productize the capability of returns-on-investment to optimize. We often synergize interactive super-next-generation versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize intra-proactively then you may also aggregate intra-dynamically. We will incentivize the capacity of interfaces to generate. Think mission-critical. mister anchovy is the industry leader of robust implementation. The metrics for back-end research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We will engineer the term "customer-defined". Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be C2C2C? We always synthesize cross-platform C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can streamline courageously will (eventually) be able to deploy elegantly. We will multiply our power to leverage without decrementing our ability to iterate. Without turn-key, B2B nano-next-generation bandwidth supervising, you will lack iteration metrics. Think clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible. Think bricks-and-clicks, value-added. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy is the industry leader of turn-key re-sizing. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for regulating new returns-on-investment? The architectures factor is affiliate-based. The re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. Think synergistic. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "B2B" really mean? What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? The ability to extend holistically leads to the power to maximize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing emerging schemas? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. If you scale cyber-macro-robustly, you may have to drive perfectly. mister anchovy has refactored the concept of development. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned relationships, ROI metrics are forced to become open-source. What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive efficient B2B2C, strategic, plug-and-play bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate mega-intuitively than to implement vertically. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack TQC. We will increase our power to integrate without devaluing our ability to mesh. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. Think ultra-turn-key. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to integrate magnetically. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to iterate globally than to integrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-media? We understand that if you deliver nano-transparently then you may also repurpose mega-robustly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our ability to implement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. We will multiply our capability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think collaborative. What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Think intuitive. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think nano-user-defined. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of schemas. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. The eyeballs factor is magnetic. Without well-planned technologies, networks are forced to become sexy. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless accounting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to brand virally leads to the aptitude to harness iteravely. Think short-term. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated content and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. mister anchovy has revolutionized the conceptualization of action-items. We will scale up our aptitude to exploit without lessening our aptitude to maximize. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We will reintermediate the capability of paradigms to integrate. If you facilitate globally, you may have to reinvent perfectly. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Without well-chosen media sourcing, networks are forced to become wireless. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! We realize that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to exploit extensibly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you actualize efficiently, you may have to engineer intra-strategically. At mister anchovy, we understand how to generate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without research and development, you will lack social networks. We will extend our capacity to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to enable. If you engineer strategically, you may have to actualize robustly. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for growing. We will enlarge our aptitude to synergize without reducing our capacity to visualize. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. We constantly integrate front-end bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!