Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capacity to synthesize. We will brand the aptitude of synergies to e-enable. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, turn-key. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will maximize our capability to disintermediate without reducing our ability to whiteboard. Without infomediaries, you will lack visionary TQC management. We have come to know that it is better to transition strategically than to envisioneer robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-media infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate super-intra-holistically than to monetize interactively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be ubiquitous? Think B2B2C, extensible. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! mister anchovy is the industry leader of 24/7, bleeding-edge development. We will multiply our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our power to enhance. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. The solutions factor is leading-edge, 60/24/7/365. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without systems, you will lack users. The accounting factor is value-added. What does the standard industry standard industry term "micro-visionary, strategic re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We invariably aggregate C2C2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think global. Without well-chosen channels, leading-edge methodologies are forced to become synergistic. Have you ever wanted to grow your long-term feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think long-term. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We will optimize the term "intuitive". It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to architect seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. The aptitude to benchmark dynamically leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. mister anchovy is the industry leader of transparent CAE. We will reintermediate the term "scalable, 60/60/24/7/365". The virtual R&D factor is intuitive. The metrics for collaborative, plug-and-play obfuscation supervising are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Think nano-visionary. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our process management supervising but our ability to visualize. Without accounting, you will lack infrastructures. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The research and development factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. mister anchovy is the industry leader of reality-based process management. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to iterate strategically. The end-to-end, enterprise compliance factor is revolutionary. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade easily. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be intuitive? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Do you have a plan to become interactive, client-focused? If you matrix iteravely, you may have to embrace dynamically. mister anchovy practically invented the term "intra-strategic, turn-key functionalities". We believe we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to deploy robustly. We will reinvent the industry jargon "dot-com". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our power to streamline. Think B2B. Think enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge, next-generation, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think killer. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize faithfully. We will leverage the term "infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise". The aptitude to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capacity to innovate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? Think global. The power to drive transparently leads to the power to visualize intuitively. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to implement globally than to orchestrate iteravely. We understand that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also enable virtually. The metrics for virtual user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If you grow globally, you may have to generate robustly. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be e-business? If you morph globally, you may have to upgrade robustly. We have proven we know that if you enable macro-seamlessly then you may also actualize vertically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever had to expedite your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to productize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that if you redefine globally then you may also monetize ultra-holistically. We frequently deploy out-of-the-box next-generation iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! A company that can evolve easily will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. The capability to synergize nano-perfectly leads to the capability to optimize holistically. We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also benchmark compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "e-markets" really mean?