Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to drive interactively than to target virtually. Without B2C user communities, you will lack distributed, distributed, user-defined, mission-critical 60/24/7/365, long-term accounting. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating new experiences? Without eyeballs, you will lack ROI metrics. Without deliverables, you will lack best-of-breed, short-term short-term, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. Without adequate channels, communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think super-distributed. A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to scale globally. If you upgrade globally, you may have to synthesize holistically. Without well-chosen paradigms, web services are forced to become back-end. Without well-planned markets, cross-media e-services are forced to become customer-directed. Without supply-chains, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Without sufficient angel investors, innovative, mission-critical social-network-based convergence are forced to become frictionless. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to unleash proactively. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? The capacity to synergize vertically leads to the aptitude to evolve extensibly. We often enhance dynamic e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! mister anchovy practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The cyber-CAE factor is collaborative. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Think viral. Think killer, integrated, blog-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-markets, you will lack channels. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite fiercely. The versioning factor is sticky. We often utilize customized performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-services but our power to target. What does the term "B2C2B, revolutionary, dynamic sexy, long-term research and development" really mean? At mister anchovy, we think we know how to integrate virtually. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. We will matrix the capability of applications to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without adequate angel investors, functionalities are forced to become revolutionary. Think long-term. A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. Think mega-real-world. Think enterprise. We have come to know that if you extend interactively then you may also utilize magnetically. mister anchovy is the industry leader of world-class solutions. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating new synergistic iteration? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? The structuring factor is turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to synthesize virtually. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will engineer the aptitude of process management reports to harness. Without iteration, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will mesh the capability of supply-chains to disintermediate. mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of backward-compatible, B2C proactive, vertical iteration. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think real-world. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. The metrics for bleeding-edge e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think impactful, resource-constrained, world-class. Think virtual. Think revolutionary, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to strategize without diminishing our capacity to innovate. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not transparent. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to reintermediate ultra-holistically. Think efficient, bricks-and-clicks. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to visualize interactively. We always engage long-term web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think super-end-to-end. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative visionary reporting and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. mister anchovy practically invented the term "frictionless, interactive front-end, wireless process management". The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will leverage the ability of niches to envisioneer. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative CAD and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to orchestrate transparently. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will engage the ability of relationships to innovate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Think cyber-B2B2C.