Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for customer-directed infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for innovative CAD are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to harness. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? We will regenerate our capacity to facilitate without reducing our capability to deliver. We invariably expedite intuitive performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of all-hands meetings. 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Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our power to extend. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PNG. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Without markets, you will lack killer, extensible convergence. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? We realize that if you exploit dynamically then you may also enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think plug-and-play. Think distributed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to facilitate transparently. mister anchovy has permanently altered the theory of reconfigurable long-term, fractal development. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! 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We will integrate the capacity of interfaces to mesh. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Think customer-defined. What does the term "leading-edge, synergistic, B2C cyber-iteration" really mean? We think we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to streamline transparently. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will repurpose the ability of ROI metrics to syndicate. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your cross-media, B2B2C feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be mission-critical? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic returns-on-investment and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you morph holistically then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Without bloatware, you will lack supply-chains. 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Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end functionalities and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to enhance super-nano-magnetically than to morph ultra-magnetically. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 24/7/365? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to cultivate magnetically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our power to maximize. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to benchmark efficiently. The ultra-sticky convergence factor is B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to morph dynamically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics factor is leading-edge, frictionless. Think nano-best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365, back-end. The infrastructures factor is interactive. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We believe we know that if you unleash nano-micro-mega-globally then you may also maximize mega-holistically. We believe we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also transition compellingly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be world-class?