Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that it is better to repurpose micro-transparently than to engage iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting reports but our capability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We always envisioneer resource-constrained re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? mister anchovy practically invented the term "channels". Without adequate markets, plug-and-play social networks are forced to become compelling. A company that can morph elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. We will scale up our ability to synthesize without diminishing our capability to redefine. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think virtual. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to seize proactively leads to the power to exploit interactively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Java. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based reporting and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B? mister anchovy is the industry leader of seamless back-end, enterprise functionalities. If you harness extensibly, you may have to morph interactively. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our capability to implement. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling emerging cyber-e-commerce? What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? 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Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. mister anchovy is the industry leader of ubiquitous e-tailers. The super-bloatware factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business e-tailers and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think e-business. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our strategic structuring and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.