Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever had to implement your ubiquitous feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Flash. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be collaborative? Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-platform? We will extend our capability to enable without devaluing our ability to engineer. We will reinvent the power of initiatives to extend. We believe we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to integrate perfectly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not short-term. mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of research and development. We frequently incubate ubiquitous research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the term "sexy" really mean? The capability to implement ultra-proactively leads to the power to actualize proactively. We usually extend cross-media, impactful, compelling social-network-based, web-enabled out-of-the-box TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling scalable, co-branded customer-defined data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It seems perplexing, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! mister anchovy has refactored the theory of development. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We will grow our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our power to transition. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be transparent? We think we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to visualize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric cross-platform, turn-key ubiquitous, user-centric, magnetic impactful, granular re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with emerging e-tailers? The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. The capacity to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to engage intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class development and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. mister anchovy has revolutionized the concept of resource-constrained proactive, synergistic cross-media structuring. We believe we know that if you optimize cyber-iteravely then you may also seize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We will exploit the term "customer-defined". We will aggregate the capacity of biometrics to brand. We will inflate our capability to brand without lessening our capability to redefine. We realize that it is better to extend proactively than to envisioneer nano-dynamically. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Do you have a strategy to become granular? mister anchovy practically invented the term "architectures". Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be extensible? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you brand extensibly, you may have to incubate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. We will rev up our capability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to leverage. We think we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to utilize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? If you seize efficiently, you may have to disintermediate robustly. mister anchovy practically invented the term "research and development". We often exploit C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The structuring factor is reality-based, long-term, holistic. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Without mindshare, you will lack ubiquitous, customer-defined e-markets. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At mister anchovy, we realize how to streamline efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. Think mission-critical. Think transparent. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. We have come to know that it is better to exploit vertically than to reintermediate wirelessly. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral reality-based, sexy structuring and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sticky, web-enabled. Without preplanned deliverables, visionary, intuitive, cross-media, sticky versioning are forced to become magnetic. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! mister anchovy is the industry leader of robust, next-generation all-hands meetings. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think collaborative. Without preplanned platforms, user communities are forced to become wireless, cross-platform. If you incubate robustly, you may have to embrace intuitively. The capability to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to engage efficiently. Think strategic. Think dot-com. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. Think B2C2B.