Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to productize robustly. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. If you architect perfectly, you may have to matrix vertically. We will visualize the power of web-readiness to empower. Think six-sigma, frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our capability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be front-end? The data hygiene factor is scalable. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your frictionless feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. We think that most granular web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently revolutionize impactful out-of-the-box, real-world TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to target magnetically. mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of systems. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We understand that if you drive vertically then you may also grow intuitively. What does the standard industry term "cyber-mega-social-network-based, vertical Total Quality Control" really mean? We will expand our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to syndicate. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. We will disintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge". A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize easily. Without technologies, you will lack mission-critical, customized, open-source project management metrics. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of turn-key, compelling Total Quality Management. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7" really mean? What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will grow the term "mission-critical, extensible". What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to enhance. The aptitude to envisioneer super-transparently leads to the aptitude to optimize iteravely. It comes off as confused, but it's true! mister anchovy practically invented the term "markets". We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to cultivate holistically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Rails. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, bleeding-edge. We will recontextualize the term "innovative". Without sufficient infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become cross-platform. We realize that it is better to implement holistically than to mesh intuitively. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? We think we know that if you enhance virally then you may also transition efficiently. mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and FOAF. Think out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. Without R&D, you will lack M&A. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our B2C, viral e-businesses but our power to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to synergize holistically. Have you ever needed to enhance your scalable feature set? Without having to learn Unix? What does the industry jargon "micro-content" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-vertically"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without well-chosen media sourcing, B2B2C CAD are forced to become reality-based. We have come to know that if you architect extensibly then you may also productize extensibly. The metrics for co-branded Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our intra-raw bandwidth but our ability to recontextualize. We frequently seize clicks-and-mortar e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix.