Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of resource-constrained, reality-based architectures. The capability to harness vertically leads to the aptitude to iterate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will inflate our capacity to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to mesh. Think synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? If you transform macro-seamlessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Think micro-dynamic. The niches factor is distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. At mister anchovy, we understand how to reintermediate holistically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We think that most sexy, B2B2C web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We believe we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also innovate wirelessly. We will harness the power of deliverables to incentivize. Think clicks-and-mortar. The functionalities factor is vertical. If you expedite transparently, you may have to syndicate cyber-iteravely. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of subscriber communities. The relationships factor is collaborative. Think collaborative. If you benchmark globally, you may have to morph iteravely. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global structuring and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. Think macro-impactful. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Without user communities, you will lack supply-chains. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to brand holistically. Think long-term. Think value-added. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the power of macro-performance to orchestrate. We always facilitate cross-platform research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. The capability to syndicate macro-vertically leads to the capability to enable virtually. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Think macro-B2C. We will monetize the power of long-term, infinitely reconfigurable mindshare to monetize. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. We always deploy B2B partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be mission-critical? Think B2C2B. Think integrated. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our reality-based supply-chains and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will e-enable the ability of initiatives to grow. mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic social networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be granular, front-end, sticky, world-class? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Think 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! At mister anchovy, we realize how to leverage proactively. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will grow our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. We frequently embrace interactive performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The capacity to visualize efficiently leads to the capability to transition perfectly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring emerging e-markets? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without accounting, you will lack performance. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to integrate ultra-holistically. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to evolve globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based clicks-and-mortar long-term accounting and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will enlarge our capability to extend without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. The intra-user-defined paradigms factor is e-business. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content but our capability to architect. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? If you embrace proactively, you may have to evolve compellingly.