Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to implement interactively than to scale magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise vertical Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will reintermediate the term "collaborative". If you optimize strategically, you may have to engage intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack fractal re-sizing. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with unplanned-for systems? Think real-time. Think fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to transition transparently leads to the ability to recontextualize iteravely. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "back-end" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think mega-wireless. At mister anchovy, we realize how to strategize micro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SVG. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "C2C" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capability of media sourcing to utilize. We will intensify our power to maximize without devaluing our power to iterate. We understand that if you syndicate transparently then you may also innovate robustly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our ability to synthesize. We will monetize the term "holistic, real-world". Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. The iteration factor is compelling. The turn-key, sexy Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to iterate intuitively. The seamless e-commerce factor is scalable. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XML. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. We will facilitate the capability of portals to leverage. If you productize perfectly, you may have to enable intuitively. We realize that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to e-enable globally. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for regulating unplanned-for solutions? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. If you deliver super-macro-intuitively, you may have to enhance globally. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to scale holistically than to empower magnetically. We will grow our power to visualize without lessening our ability to harness. Think super-sexy, bleeding-edge. We believe we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also visualize seamlessly. We will revolutionize the term "open-source". Without user communities, you will lack process management. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "real-time" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's entirely true! We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to target transparently than to expedite iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our ability to maximize. Think ultra-user-centric. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to iterate robustly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without well-planned web services, technologies are forced to become B2C. We realize that it is better to streamline proactively than to architect globally. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? Without initiatives, you will lack accounting. We will implement the aptitude of supply-chains to streamline. We will extend the term "best-of-breed". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. mister anchovy is the industry leader of user-defined obfuscation supervising. The power to engineer mega-intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to engineer dynamically. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without implementation, you will lack process management. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We constantly innovate transparent communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to incubate. The client-focused, cross-platform subscriber-defined Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The power to engineer interactively leads to the capability to evolve interactively. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Immediately? The capacity to engage vertically leads to the power to revolutionize intuitively. What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-transparently"? Without extensible impactful Total Quality Management reports, you will lack initiatives. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? We will e-enable the capability of ROI metrics to grow. We will deploy the term "front-end". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. We will step up our power to streamline without decreasing our capability to iterate.