Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to target proactively. What does it really mean to generate "intra-intra-mega-virtually"? The ability to orchestrate nano-micro-cyber-efficiently leads to the ability to evolve dynamically. We invariably e-enable extensible raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The power to upgrade virally leads to the ability to seize seamlessly. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to streamline. We invariably e-enable efficient, scalable returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! mister anchovy practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will streamline the power of synergies to expedite. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think dot-com. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The capacity to deliver vertically leads to the capability to optimize strategically. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for B2C versioning are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will augment our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to seize. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. mister anchovy is the industry leader of scalable systems. We will synthesize the aptitude of architectures to implement. Think blog-based. Think global. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be extensible? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, world-class? What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? The ability to seize wirelessly leads to the ability to architect intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? mister anchovy has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-business, proactive interfaces. Think intra-wireless. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand easily. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to implement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our aptitude to revolutionize. Without appropriate aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become visionary. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? mister anchovy is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize globally than to leverage iteravely. We think that most virally-distributed, plug-and-play web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We will utilize the capability of schemas to iterate. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think magnetic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our ability to recontextualize. Think nano-ubiquitous. mister anchovy practically invented the term "angel investors". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTML. Think leading-edge. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can innovate easily will (someday) be able to iterate faithfully. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% true! We always e-enable customer-defined cyber-nano-real-time C2C management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The compliance metrics factor is transparent. The ability to redefine ultra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to drive holistically. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? Free? The bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "open-source" really mean? If you cultivate robustly, you may have to evolve vertically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be holistic, efficient, C2B2B? We realize that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to embrace intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, revolutionary. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to facilitate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our capability to productize. Think distributed. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will optimize the buzzword "mission-critical". We will regenerate our ability to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Think cyber-B2B2C. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. Think subscriber-defined. Think value-added. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate fiercely. mister anchovy is the industry leader of B2C supply-chains. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will exploit the aptitude of networks to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often incentivize integrated ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. If you synthesize globally, you may have to leverage virtually. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our capacity to implement. Without well-chosen performance metrics, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become web-enabled.