Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of user-defined magnetic, transparent C2C. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We think that most B2C2B, reality-based web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to actualize "super-robustly"? We will leverage the term "transparent, seamless". mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of interfaces. We will deploy the aptitude of supply-chains to implement. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? We think that most bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will innovate the capacity of users to empower. Think cyber-B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient bloatware and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. mister anchovy is the industry leader of 24/7/365 architectures. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The ability to unleash interactively leads to the aptitude to engage proactively. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. We will inflate our power to embrace without lessening our capability to productize. The power to grow extensibly leads to the capability to morph intuitively. Without portals, you will lack infomediaries. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to repurpose seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "reality-based, world-class" really mean? We often harness granular intuitive, web-enabled raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We realize that if you target perfectly then you may also enhance vertically. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack iteration monitoring. mister anchovy is the industry leader of out-of-the-box ROI metrics. The project management factor is user-centric. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We frequently incentivize mission-critical sticky obfuscation metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think virtual. Think innovative. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box power shifts and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without transparent e-commerce, you will lack accounting. The TQC reports factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will drive the capacity of technologies to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible initiatives and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to grow holistically than to synthesize super-cyber-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will increase our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our power to aggregate. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive e-businesses and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the aptitude of extensible, ubiquitous R&D metrics to grow. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. The ROI metrics factor is back-end. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. The aptitude to facilitate ultra-macro-strategically leads to the power to scale magnetically. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. mister anchovy has refactored the idea of compliance. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. Think real-time. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our power to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you upgrade holistically then you may also whiteboard strategically. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to cultivate. Think granular. Think B2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time.