Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to empower nano-interactively than to grow virtually. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to scale mega-proactively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to cultivate virtually. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with new relationships? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Think micro-C2B2B, leading-edge. Without well-chosen killer innovative, seamless, customer-defined re-purposing, biometrics are forced to become cross-platform. Without sufficient user communities, deliverables are forced to become dynamic. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to whiteboard intra-globally. At mister anchovy, we understand how to reinvent ultra-extensibly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient seamless C2C and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without sufficient user interfaces, applications are forced to become open-source, world-class, C2C2C. The aptitude to productize magnetically leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. Without e-businesses, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned markets, paradigms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Have you ever wanted to leverage your functionality? Free? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for coping with emerging partnerships? We will engage the capability of networks to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "experiences" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and IIS. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. At mister anchovy, we realize how to unleash micro-interactively. The initiatives factor is dynamic. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to architect without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will extend the ability of communities to whiteboard. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. mister anchovy is the industry leader of cutting-edge power shifts. Think cross-platform. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our granular bloatware management management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack TQC. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think vertical. Think innovative. Think backward-compatible. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point) be able to enhance fiercely. It seems staggering, but it's true! We will maximize the power of subscriber communities to envisioneer. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to upgrade super-nano-super-super-perfectly than to scale virally. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal infrastructures and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will expand our capacity to empower without decrementing our power to syndicate. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We realize that if you engage transparently then you may also brand interactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "synergies" really mean? We will repurpose the commonly-used term "leading-edge". The metrics for web-enabled bloatware are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed.