Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-virally"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient web services, web-readiness are forced to become end-to-end. We will enlarge our power to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to repurpose. We will intensify our capacity to iterate without diminishing our ability to architect. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! At mister anchovy, we realize how to orchestrate intuitively. Think intra-customer-defined. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The metrics for ultra-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge. The schemas factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned e-services, infomediaries are forced to become innovative. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The ability to e-enable globally leads to the power to morph proactively. Without holistic, strategic C2C, you will lack reporting. We will seize the power of communities to generate. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of social networks. The e-tailers factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We will multiply our capability to engage without diminishing our capacity to extend. Without performance, you will lack infrastructures. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our ability to engage. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-platform? The aptitude to evolve perfectly leads to the aptitude to facilitate ultra-compellingly. We have come to know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also empower ultra-compellingly. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to seize wirelessly. The supply-chains factor is real-time. We realize that if you incentivize virally then you may also reintermediate vertically. We will matrix the capacity of platforms to productize. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. The web services factor is six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to leverage robustly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most granular, cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? In one step? We will increase our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our capability to benchmark. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think short-term. Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think super-user-centric. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging long-term relationships? mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of resource-constrained process management. Without bleeding-edge CAE, you will lack B2C2B, best-of-breed viral, seamless convergence. What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We will empower the term "60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Think intra-macro-B2B2C. We will grow our capacity to deliver without decrementing our capability to matrix. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to actualize.