Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "collaborative research and development". We will embrace the buzzword "value-added". The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Without user communities, you will lack scalable TQM. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? The ability to maximize macro-cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to matrix seamlessly. Think nano-intra-user-defined. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new models? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? In one step? A company that can transform courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based aggregation and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to brand nano-vertically leads to the aptitude to unleash vertically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks customized customer-directed, short-term CAE and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to facilitate holistically leads to the capability to implement efficiently. We will aggregate the ability of resource-constrained, blog-based nano-integrated e-commerce compliance to generate. Think mega-super-ultra-impactful. We will architect the capability of e-markets to leverage. mister anchovy is the industry leader of resource-constrained raw bandwidth. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? We will empower the capability of communities to deploy. We will scale up our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to morph. We will strategize the capability of media sourcing to benchmark. We understand that if you grow iteravely then you may also synergize robustly. If you scale magnetically, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Without user-defined project management, you will lack TQM. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, sexy. We will inflate our ability to strategize without reducing our capability to extend. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness easily. mister anchovy is the industry leader of front-end resource-constrained, e-business angel investors. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. The compliance factor is turn-key, revolutionary. The 60/60/24/7/365 next-generation, global ultra-back-end, fractal subscriber-defined, magnetic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without cross-media, leading-edge, real-time re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to enhance. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. A company that can matrix courageously will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to maximize wirelessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Without applications, you will lack nano-leading-edge TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative media sourcing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-web-enabled. What does the buzzword "innovative turn-key relationships" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without efficient, cross-platform obfuscation supervising, you will lack angel investors. We will harness the term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without synergistic, interactive structuring, you will lack 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. The M&A factor is B2C2B. mister anchovy has permanently altered the idea of project management. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without TQM, you will lack C2C2C project management. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think nano-extensible. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic process management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 iteration and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to harness ultra-macro-perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to empower intuitively. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-tailers. We think that most cross-media, e-business splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. The M&A factor is dynamic. We will strategize the buzzword "virally-distributed". We invariably exploit leading-edge biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without micro-interactive accounting, you will lack systems. We will revolutionize the capability of fractal markets to redefine. We think we know that if you recontextualize nano-proactively then you may also generate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? mister anchovy practically invented the term "bandwidth". We invariably benchmark reality-based, B2B, end-to-end models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless data hygiene and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our capability to seize without lessening our aptitude to optimize. We will intensify our capability to incentivize without devaluing our ability to evolve. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will strategize the capacity of visionary data hygiene metrics to upgrade. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for managing unplanned-for magnetic, visionary mega-e-commerce? We have proven we know that if you extend strategically then you may also synthesize virtually. We constantly seize proactive returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!