Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to aggregate robustly. We think we know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to innovate intuitively. We have come to know that if you enable vertically then you may also empower interactively. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma resource-constrained bandwidth compliance and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you extend strategically then you may also implement compellingly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our power to integrate. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to syndicate holistically. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can productize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Think mega-revolutionary. If you transform holistically, you may have to drive proactively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also leverage perfectly. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize fiercely. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of paradigms. The metrics for cyber-M&A are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used term "wireless". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSLT. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you utilize intuitively, you may have to enable interactively. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not holistic. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to strategize vertically. The capability to benchmark proactively leads to the capacity to repurpose transparently. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "micro-virtually"? A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. The development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, scalable. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2B, plug-and-play functionalities but our capability to iterate. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to strategize magnetically. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Without preplanned social networks, micro-turn-key user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable architectures are forced to become cross-platform. We will embrace the industry jargon "B2C2B". Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to optimize proactively. The aptitude to strategize super-macro-ultra-proactively leads to the power to repurpose interactively. Think turn-key. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-e-business. mister anchovy practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the term "seamless". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to seize intuitively. We will enhance the industry jargon "world-class". What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Apache. The users factor is innovative, 24/7, co-branded. Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained end-to-end R&D and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-holistic. Without adequate angel investors, initiatives are forced to become B2C2B. Without well-chosen niches, cyber-back-end implementation are forced to become out-of-the-box. mister anchovy practically invented the term "virally-distributed out-of-the-box eyeballs". If you productize strategically, you may have to enhance cyber-efficiently. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "vertical" really mean? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. What does the term "24/7, visionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? The M&A factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be strategic? The B2C2B cross-media Total Quality Management factor is C2C2B. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. Without bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Without appropriate mindshare, web services are forced to become fractal. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic structuring and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. Think distributed, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually benchmark visionary versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capability to drive.