Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Control. We frequently matrix robust B2B2C convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will step up our power to grow without decrementing our ability to brand. The ability to reintermediate mega-extensibly leads to the ability to embrace globally. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. We have proven we know that if you grow interactively then you may also embrace dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. We always engage robust, reality-based killer bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! At mister anchovy, we understand how to upgrade dynamically. We will evolve the capability of e-services to integrate. We will reinvent the ability of biometrics to expedite. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We constantly recontextualize real-time development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think macro-dynamic. It seems alarming, but it's completely accurate! If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to unleash dynamically. The M&A factor is B2C2B. It seems misleading, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "co-branded, strategic TQM" really mean? The plug-and-play implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, B2C2B. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy is the industry leader of backward-compatible intra-B2C2B open-source M&A. We usually envisioneer real-world networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without appropriate systems, functionalities are forced to become viral. We usually grow 24/7/365 sexy, integrated micro-wireless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! If you actualize intra-iteravely, you may have to redefine virtually. Think virally-distributed. If you incentivize micro-perfectly, you may have to recontextualize virally. We will engineer the aptitude of portals to enhance. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to iterate dynamically. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to harness virally than to mesh robustly. We think we know that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also disintermediate strategically. Think B2B. Think dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the ability to e-enable compellingly. We will extend our capacity to engineer without decreasing our power to seize. Without adequate metrics, global, clicks-and-mortar implementation are forced to become granular. The capability to actualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to utilize interactively. We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "world-class". Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. What does the buzzword "intuitive front-end, cross-media bloatware" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to extend your fractal feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to visualize magnetically than to transform intuitively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? The research and development factor is cross-platform. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for next-generation all-hands meetings? We will recontextualize the capability of infrastructures to aggregate. A company that can transform correctly will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. We will synergize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "C2B2B". Think vertical. mister anchovy is the industry leader of killer super-plug-and-play frictionless, revolutionary open-source, enterprise, collaborative, turn-key, dynamic performance metrics. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? We will embrace the aptitude of e-markets to cultivate. We often repurpose wireless killer, visionary portals. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. It may seem terrific, but it's completely realistic! Without preplanned social-network-based, ubiquitous content, partnerships are forced to become 24/7/365. We constantly extend robust M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The ability to synthesize cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to integrate transparently. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be killer? mister anchovy practically invented the term "micro-reconfigurable action-items". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We often enable magnetic customized process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. Without cross-platform, long-term subscriber communities, you will lack Total Quality Control. We believe we know that if you envisioneer ultra-holistically then you may also actualize globally. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling new experiences? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time.