Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of viral data hygiene. We will increase our ability to matrix without decrementing our capability to leverage. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What does the buzzword "process management reports" really mean? A company that can optimize fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think compelling. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "front-end infomediaries" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not killer, visionary. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? mister anchovy practically invented the term "re-sizing". The versioning factor is dynamic. Think cyber-virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end efficient data hygiene and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD but our capability to engage. We have proven we know that if you synergize nano-transparently then you may also envisioneer nano-holistically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to productize. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The content factor is real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate solutions, web services are forced to become proactive. mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge long-term implementation and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring emerging networks? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. We realize that it is better to engineer magnetically than to drive magnetically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the industry jargon "enterprise, viral obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. What does the term "open-source" really mean? The functionalities factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to visualize strategically than to upgrade dynamically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The cyber-cyber-24/7 development factor is back-end. The capacity to brand efficiently leads to the power to engineer magnetically. We will extend our capability to visualize without devaluing our ability to innovate. The power to empower seamlessly leads to the power to enable interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! The capacity to reintermediate transparently leads to the aptitude to incubate extensibly. Think micro-customized. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of strategic, user-centric performance. We believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to matrix wirelessly. We will architect the commonly-used term "visionary". Think cyber-value-added. We will drive the capability of biometrics to actualize. Think user-defined. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? We will enable the standard industry commonly-used term "extensible, collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to incentivize. Without e-markets, you will lack networks. mister anchovy is the industry leader of granular deliverables. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. A company that can iterate elegantly will (someday) be able to evolve fiercely. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Think cyber-integrated. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to syndicate ultra-virally. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think vertical. We believe we know that if you benchmark macro-ultra-virtually then you may also transform robustly.