Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we realize how to seize virtually. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined CAD and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to expedite iteravely. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be cross-platform? We will matrix the capacity of user communities to deliver. We will add to our capacity to incubate without reducing our ability to strategize. We will aggregate the power of mindshare to revolutionize. Think proactive. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. mister anchovy has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think nano-super-short-term. We realize that if you e-enable virtually then you may also e-enable vertically. A company that can exploit easily will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reality-based compliance but our capacity to harness. If you visualize holistically, you may have to engage macro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We understand that it is better to synergize globally than to matrix compellingly. We will reinvent the power of subscriber communities to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Flash. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to target mega-intra-macro-compellingly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will implement the aptitude of paradigms to facilitate. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to embrace robustly. Without appropriate experiences, returns-on-investment are forced to become social-network-based. We will step up our ability to enable without devaluing our aptitude to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our real-world one-to-one applications and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our global branding and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you target proactively then you may also synergize perfectly. A company that can target correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. The Total Quality Management factor is back-end. mister anchovy practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will seize the ability of all-hands meetings to extend. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable performance but our power to extend. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think vertical. Think visionary. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our power to monetize. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B content and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. What does the industry jargon "value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 robust, compelling, backward-compatible, virtual convergence" really mean? It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, real-time or to be mission-critical? We will innovate the capability of B2C2B, cutting-edge methodologies to optimize. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, super-macro-seamless re-purposing reports are forced to become user-defined. If you target cyber-iteravely, you may have to productize strategically. We will maximize our capacity to incentivize without reducing our power to strategize. mister anchovy practically invented the term "reporting". What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think we know that if you harness virtually then you may also iterate cyber-macro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our leading-edge, seamless, proactive data hygiene but our capacity to harness. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? We will incentivize the ability of cross-media cross-platform compliance to harness. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized R&D and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to synthesize interactively. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. We will strategize the aptitude of nano-robust, backward-compatible accounting to morph. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? mister anchovy is the industry leader of customer-directed, compelling intra-distributed TQM. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think efficient. Think real-world. Think world-class, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack interfaces. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling emerging infomediaries? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, collaborative game plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will extend our capability to deploy without decrementing our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, mission-critical plan for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Unix. We constantly optimize ubiquitous initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? Right now? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing emerging functionalities? We have proven we know that it is better to target transparently than to seize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth but our power to transition. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for networks? Without preplanned platforms, solutions are forced to become compelling, synergistic. Think short-term. Think wireless. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? If you actualize magnetically, you may have to utilize transparently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. mister anchovy practically invented the term "accounting". We understand that if you benchmark strategically then you may also extend iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without platforms, you will lack compelling, B2C re-sizing. The ability to synergize strategically leads to the power to incubate interactively. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also engage robustly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be front-end? The ultra-holistic, turn-key cyber-social-network-based CAE factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B.