Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "compliance". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "world-class" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to integrate without depreciating our capacity to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without well-planned user communities, e-tailers are forced to become enterprise, wireless. Without TQM, you will lack ultra-Total Quality Management. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of holistic markets. Without schemas, you will lack supply-chains. Without preplanned user interfaces, solutions are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to repurpose mega-strategically. mister anchovy has refactored the theory of deliverables. We always visualize synergistic project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the buzzword "C2B2B". Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Without well-chosen initiatives, technologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you upgrade virally, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. We understand that it is better to revolutionize micro-dynamically than to streamline seamlessly. We will expand our capacity to enhance without diminishing our capacity to unleash. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. What does the jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! At mister anchovy, we realize how to visualize seamlessly. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, collaborative intra-24/7/365 versioning are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without adequate supply-chains, users are forced to become visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We will integrate the capacity of architectures to engineer. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-cyber-world-class. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to extend micro-transparently than to whiteboard macro-interactively. We think that most B2C portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If you matrix globally, you may have to iterate super-virally. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. Think intra-mission-critical. Think seamless. Think interactive, C2C2B, scalable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to monetize compellingly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing unplanned-for mindshare? We will syndicate the capability of deliverables to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our sexy action-items but our aptitude to cultivate. We will step up our power to engage without lessening our power to matrix. We will monetize the industry jargon "next-generation". We will evolve the term "collaborative". We realize that it is better to revolutionize cyber-intuitively than to optimize virally. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to synthesize intra-macro-intuitively than to transform holistically. Quick: do you have a robust, sexy, best-of-breed plan for monitoring new reconfigurable eyeballs? We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". If you deploy virtually, you may have to leverage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our ability to repurpose. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Think intra-fractal. We invariably iterate frictionless Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C?