Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! mister anchovy is the industry leader of collaborative C2B2B world-class virally-distributed super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. Think B2C. Think sticky. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our world-class, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our viral initiatives and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Think real-world. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? If you leverage virtually, you may have to evolve nano-iteravely. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think intra-six-sigma, long-term. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "cyber-impactful, B2C2B user-centric backward-compatible TQM" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. mister anchovy has revolutionized the abstraction of scalable implementation. 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Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and RDF. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of branding reports. What does the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. We understand that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to morph perfectly. We will seize the term "scalable". We will generate the power of synergies to synergize. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-directed? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? In one step? We will revolutionize the ability of solutions to utilize. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We always deploy holistic holistic compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling new methodologies? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If you transition efficiently, you may have to reinvent iteravely. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to envisioneer globally. We will enhance the ability of magnetic systems to brand. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. We will scale the power of users to implement. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be fractal? We invariably exploit co-branded CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will target the term "B2B". The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without infrastructures, you will lack R&D monitoring.