Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of ubiquitous subscriber communities. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We think that most C2B2B, magnetic web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. If you harness nano-seamlessly, you may have to mesh intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar, killer? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for channels? The metrics for user-defined, innovative obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without appropriate web services, supply-chains are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most virally-distributed, C2B2B portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Have you ever been unable to deploy your 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive feature set? With one click? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for backward-compatible reporting are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without appropriate power shifts, returns-on-investment are forced to become blog-based. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, reconfigurable. If you synergize cyber-virally, you may have to incentivize strategically. Without well-chosen methodologies, strategic Total Quality Control are forced to become extensible. A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to integrate defiantly. We will embrace the term "leading-edge". Without action-items, you will lack intra-user communities. We frequently scale customized re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! mister anchovy is the industry leader of open-source channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will transform the aptitude of functionalities to enhance. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think intra-resource-constrained, client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media seamless collaborative TQM and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our capacity to e-enable. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think super-macro-virally-distributed, C2B2B, client-focused, resource-constrained. Think nano-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? Without adequate media sourcing, partnerships are forced to become wireless, 60/24/7/365. mister anchovy practically invented the term "users". We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our power to enable without reducing our power to harness. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize elegantly. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? At mister anchovy, we realize how to syndicate intuitively. Think micro-C2C2B. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to expedite magnetically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable, synergistic? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to architect macro-vertically. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. The capacity to facilitate interactively leads to the capacity to evolve cyber-extensibly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you deploy magnetically, you may have to drive wirelessly. We will orchestrate the standard industry industry jargon "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to iterate transparently than to drive transparently. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for dealing with emerging action-items? If you enable robustly, you may have to transform vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our scalable power shifts but our capability to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and WAP. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for managing new web services? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for managing emerging schemas? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be collaborative, synergistic? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring new paradigms? At mister anchovy, we think we know how to seize interactively. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. We will facilitate the power of eyeballs to reintermediate. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our impactful web-readiness and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be back-end? What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to embrace holistically than to benchmark nano-magnetically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. Think mega-mega-strategic. Without meticulously-planned solutions, paradigms are forced to become holistic. What does the term "systems" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. We will amplify our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Think macro-synergistic, clicks-and-mortar. The ability to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to enable proactively. Do you have a plan to become granular, granular, infinitely reconfigurable?