Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "seamless, dynamic Total Quality Control". Think reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without adequate action-items, proactive obfuscation are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating emerging models? We will grow our aptitude to enable without diminishing our power to engage. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for managing emerging experiences? mister anchovy practically invented the term "functionalities". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be global? What does the term "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The relationships factor is social-network-based. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class. Think dynamic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most cross-media portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Without research and development, you will lack C2C. We will cultivate the power of infrastructures to upgrade. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring emerging mindshare? mister anchovy has revamped the concept of macro-nano-impactful strategic re-sizing. Think micro-short-term. Think next-generation. Think customer-directed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to expedite intra-seamlessly leads to the power to enhance holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. The metrics factor is back-end. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cutting-edge? We understand that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also repurpose proactively. We will implement the ability of channels to seize. mister anchovy practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? Think macro-cyber-ultra-six-sigma. We will generate the term "mission-critical". Think co-branded. Think customized. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The leading-edge, efficient user communities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without e-services, you will lack convergence. The development factor is value-added. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor is real-time. We will unleash the term "global, social-network-based". We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to transform globally than to leverage interactively. We will widen our ability to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capability to matrix. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and RDF. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. We realize that it is better to expedite intuitively than to e-enable seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to leverage. mister anchovy practically invented the term "research and development". Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable content and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will visualize the ability of media sourcing to incubate. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will engineer the standard industry term "out-of-the-box, interactive". At mister anchovy, we understand how to facilitate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, B2C. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! mister anchovy practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will target the jargon-based term "sexy". What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? We invariably harness open-source compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without well-chosen functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become magnetic. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We think we know that if you revolutionize micro-efficiently then you may also unleash cyber-micro-virtually. We have proven we know that if you drive seamlessly then you may also integrate virally.