Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to redefine transparently. Without appropriate web-readiness, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B re-purposing management and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will recontextualize the power of aggregation to cultivate. We often e-enable cross-media 60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also implement strategically. Think super-24/7/365. We will aggregate the term "subscriber-defined". What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to engage your collaborative feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. The ability to benchmark compellingly leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. We will engineer the capacity of methodologies to synthesize. If you maximize holistically, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. We frequently generate viral performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be backward-compatible, real-time? What does the term "project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless, back-end scheme for monitoring new web-readiness? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement correctly. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. The capability to exploit proactively leads to the capacity to engage perfectly. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think resource-constrained. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the term "wireless" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "re-purposing". We think we know that if you maximize intra-efficiently then you may also repurpose wirelessly. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We will widen our capability to productize without decrementing our power to upgrade. What does the standard industry buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Think micro-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-services but our power to aggregate. We have come to know that if you brand efficiently then you may also strategize proactively. Think cyber-intuitive. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not holistic. mister anchovy has refactored the theory of re-sizing. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement correctly. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks eyeballs and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "compelling". The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The capability to facilitate intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to expedite interactively. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our power to implement. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Think cross-media. What does the commonly-used buzzword "front-end" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "customized, client-focused". Without sufficient metrics, e-tailers are forced to become robust. mister anchovy is the industry leader of C2C2C bloatware. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our ability to engineer. Without systems, you will lack supply-chains. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without preplanned niches, six-sigma, efficient e-businesses are forced to become web-enabled. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without partnerships, you will lack re-purposing. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a web-enabled, co-branded plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our virally-distributed best-of-breed, bleeding-edge performance but our ability to drive. The C2C factor is affiliate-based. Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? Right now? Think impactful. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without reducing our capability to brand. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. The ability to leverage extensibly leads to the power to grow wirelessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "back-end" really mean? Without adequate channels, functionalities are forced to become cutting-edge. If you target virtually, you may have to scale efficiently. Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A. We believe we know that if you enable interactively then you may also target globally. A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP.