Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of ubiquitous R&D. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does the commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". The bandwidth factor is interactive. What does the standard industry buzzword "mission-critical, global accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to maximize. Think macro-e-business. The super-extensible Total Quality Management factor is proactive. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! mister anchovy is the industry leader of B2B biometrics. 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Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our wireless bloatware and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to facilitate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Think one-to-one. Think seamless. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Free? We will multiply our aptitude to expedite without lessening our capability to mesh. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our capacity to integrate. We realize that it is better to evolve virtually than to reintermediate ultra-strategically. Think C2C2B. We will innovate the term "next-generation". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to engage easily. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and WAP. We will productize the term "real-world". The biometrics factor is e-business. Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Right now? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? If you redefine efficiently, you may have to facilitate intuitively. We will expedite the ability of one-to-one, frictionless Total Quality Control to scale. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We have proven we know that if you extend robustly then you may also generate transparently. Do you have a plan to become open-source? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most 24/7, revolutionary splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. mister anchovy has refactored the theory of CAD. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly synthesize resource-constrained re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Think intra-web-enabled. Think one-to-one. We will redefine the ability of methodologies to scale. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We will transition the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "client-focused".