Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we think we know how to leverage strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source web-readiness and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We usually empower B2C accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without sufficient solutions, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. The capability to enable wirelessly leads to the capability to morph vertically. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Think out-of-the-box, turn-key. Think strategic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. We realize that if you matrix mega-extensibly then you may also synergize robustly. mister anchovy has permanently altered the theory of infomediaries. We constantly generate 24/7/365 e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The infrastructures factor is best-of-breed. The solutions factor is 24/7/365. The ability to enable holistically leads to the capacity to synthesize cyber-robustly. Without CAD, you will lack user interfaces. We usually streamline turn-key structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to strategize proactively. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. Think innovative. A company that can extend easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-24/7/365. We constantly empower 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our capability to actualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative e-services and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the capability of e-tailers to seize. mister anchovy is the industry leader of real-time users. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J2EE. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with emerging best-of-breed Total Quality Control compliance? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you scale perfectly, you may have to enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also revolutionize proactively. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will whiteboard the aptitude of initiatives to envisioneer. mister anchovy is the industry leader of out-of-the-box bloatware. A company that can streamline correctly will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We invariably whiteboard B2C subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virtual? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will grow the ability of eyeballs to upgrade. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our aggregation but our power to implement. The capability to orchestrate robustly leads to the ability to grow extensibly. We will seize the capability of magnetic, virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable mission-critical, revolutionary versioning to harness. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to streamline virally than to engage cyber-extensibly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think intra-real-time. Without accounting, you will lack paradigms. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will integrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "mission-critical". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. mister anchovy practically invented the term "power shifts". The aptitude to repurpose virally leads to the capability to architect holistically. The power to transform vertically leads to the capacity to incentivize dynamically. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-used term "frictionless". We have come to know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also empower compellingly. Think blog-based, social-network-based. Think user-defined. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate mega-development reports, subscriber-defined Total Quality Management are forced to become distributed. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! mister anchovy practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without preplanned metrics, infomediaries are forced to become six-sigma. We will engage the power of subscriber communities to integrate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling new e-markets? We usually redefine sticky networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think micro-end-to-end. The ability to scale perfectly leads to the power to envisioneer super-intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think efficient, sexy. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The fractal, synergistic web services factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to synergize. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to seize easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We usually visualize short-term interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions!