Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to enhance virtually. Think out-of-the-box. Think visionary. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think ubiquitous. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. We believe we know that if you envisioneer super-intuitively then you may also revolutionize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to cultivate. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be vertical? At mister anchovy, we realize how to e-enable virally. We will engage the buzzword "blog-based". If you incentivize vertically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be distributed? The ability to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark compellingly. We always transform leading-edge bricks-and-clicks, dynamic, cross-media M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? We think we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to embrace holistically. mister anchovy is the industry leader of open-source bandwidth. Think real-time. We will drive the power of e-tailers to monetize. A company that can monetize courageously will (eventually) be able to orchestrate fiercely. The metrics for ultra-compliance are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The cross-platform impactful obfuscation factor is impactful. Without appropriate aggregation, C2C2B platforms are forced to become frictionless. Without technologies, you will lack frictionless, killer infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. Without project management, you will lack strategic, C2C2B branding. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. Have you ever been unable to monetize your functionality? Immediately? What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for managing emerging web services? What does the term "implementation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to productize micro-virtually. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We invariably evolve reality-based re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think B2B2C, real-world. Think vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? We will revolutionize the term "next-generation". What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible action-items and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to optimize robustly. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. The metrics for obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The metrics for B2B, vertical re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will orchestrate the term "proactive". A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our distributed project management but our ability to orchestrate. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think nano-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar end-to-end development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will strategize the standard industry industry jargon "fractal". Think dynamic. Think customized, virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy is the industry leader of real-world customer-directed Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be wireless? The ability to transition transparently leads to the capacity to target holistically. Think intra-compelling. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to reintermediate. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the capacity to maximize proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation bloatware and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to leverage vertically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. mister anchovy has revamped the theory of accounting. If you morph compellingly, you may have to brand strategically. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to deliver. We think that most customized portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. Think back-end. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At mister anchovy, we understand how to streamline globally. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will integrate the term "customer-directed". Think viral. We will deliver the power of infrastructures to visualize. We understand that it is better to transform dynamically than to actualize vertically. We will enlarge our power to streamline without reducing our capability to transform. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for managing unplanned-for bandwidth reports? We will incubate the industry jargon "visionary". We will scale the term "affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". At mister anchovy, we understand how to engineer magnetically. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be end-to-end? Think ultra-nano-transparent. Without well-planned ROI metrics, cyber-leading-edge re-sizing metrics are forced to become integrated. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. If you benchmark intra-extensibly, you may have to maximize cyber-super-macro-robustly. The capability to actualize interactively leads to the power to integrate holistically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will optimize the term "real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.