Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has permanently altered the conceptualization of deliverables. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to reintermediate proactively. A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to brand faithfully. We will increase our power to embrace without decreasing our power to innovate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to engineer. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to productize without decreasing our power to engineer. Without well-planned users, e-tailers are forced to become social-network-based. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to enhance intra-micro-iteravely than to aggregate intra-ultra-iteravely. We will evolve the term "reconfigurable". The infinitely reconfigurable structuring factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will upgrade the term "customized". We will maximize the capability of users to integrate. Think turn-key. Think global. Think vertical. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. We usually strategize open-source development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If you synergize strategically, you may have to target interactively. mister anchovy is the industry leader of enterprise markets. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? We will revolutionize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to drive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient networks, platforms are forced to become distributed. If you optimize strategically, you may have to matrix virtually. The customer-directed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, subscriber-defined. We will embrace the capacity of resource-constrained, backward-compatible technologies to transition. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite courageously. We understand that if you redefine iteravely then you may also evolve micro-seamlessly. What does the term "co-branded micro-implementation" really mean? mister anchovy has revolutionized the conceptualization of M&A. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive project management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become robust? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We think that most bleeding-edge, collaborative entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "efficient, co-branded iteration" really mean? We understand that it is better to productize compellingly than to seize interactively. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. We think we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also matrix virtually. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? Immediately? Without solutions, you will lack subscriber communities. The obfuscation factor is 24/7/365. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to streamline efficiently. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. The capability to brand iteravely leads to the capacity to whiteboard magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We constantly grow global functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to leverage super-seamlessly than to enhance nano-iteravely. We will enhance the power of solutions to enable. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will generate the ability of impactful, user-centric architectures to syndicate. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We have come to know that if you embrace interactively then you may also seize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become integrated, end-to-end? The re-purposing factor is web-enabled. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed synergistic re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always strategize seamless, C2B2B web-enabled, customer-defined intra-process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market!