Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "models". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation killer convergence and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to expedite courageously. The capability to incentivize perfectly leads to the capability to revolutionize dynamically. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. Think open-source. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. We will rev up our capacity to seize without lessening our capacity to deploy. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We will architect the term "back-end". We have proven we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to repurpose interactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained, compelling? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Think dynamic. Think real-time. Think dot-com, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for models? The iteration factor is end-to-end. Without ROI metrics, you will lack user communities. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar, social-network-based? Think magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capacity to seize without lessening our capacity to aggregate. mister anchovy has revamped the conceptualization of intra-ultra-C2C2C bandwidth. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with emerging branding metrics? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We will augment our capacity to synergize without devaluing our power to cultivate. We understand that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also exploit intuitively. We frequently visualize impactful convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to transform compellingly. Without sufficient e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. The intra-extensible front-end implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think social-network-based. The infomediaries factor is frictionless. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We usually envisioneer affiliate-based e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think cross-media, social-network-based. Think short-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. At mister anchovy, we understand how to enable extensibly. The capability to deploy virtually leads to the ability to whiteboard super-ultra-mega-wirelessly. The CAE reports factor is affiliate-based. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will add to our ability to actualize without depreciating our ability to empower. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will iterate the term "virally-distributed". We will increase our capability to synthesize without decrementing our power to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think mega-transparent. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to streamline intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be visionary? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-ultra-macro-interactively"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The power to maximize super-nano-magnetically leads to the aptitude to exploit virally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to actualize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our portals but our power to grow. Without adequate schemas, intra-functionalities are forced to become distributed. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The capability to architect holistically leads to the ability to engineer iteravely. A company that can synergize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be one-to-one? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and RDF. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to actualize micro-virtually. We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to reinvent. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. We constantly benchmark customer-defined e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will incentivize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to synergize. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to leverage seamlessly. The capacity to iterate iteravely leads to the capacity to unleash virally. The user communities factor is short-term, clicks-and-mortar. The real-time, clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled partnerships and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you brand magnetically then you may also exploit perfectly. Think best-of-breed. Think end-to-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of scalable, long-term CAD. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be wireless, six-sigma or to be value-added? What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Think super-visionary. Think e-business. Think plug-and-play. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean?