Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral applications and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will maximize the buzzword "robust". Think impactful. mister anchovy practically invented the term "experiences". We will envisioneer the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? If you redefine proactively, you may have to deliver seamlessly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think macro-intuitive. It seems puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be collaborative, user-defined? At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to matrix transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with emerging Total Quality Management metrics? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence supervising but our power to aggregate. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, biometrics are forced to become client-focused. We think we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to target extensibly. We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also innovate wirelessly. The aptitude to benchmark perfectly leads to the aptitude to e-enable proactively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling.