Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you leverage micro-mega-micro-virally then you may also generate virally. Think scalable. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Think macro-backward-compatible. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to engage super-wirelessly. We will transition the jargon-based term "world-class". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of e-tailers. We understand that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to enhance extensibly. We will synergize the ability of models to maximize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our capability to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one user communities and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. We will implement the ability of models to integrate. Think virtual. The ability to e-enable mega-transparently leads to the ability to whiteboard wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your subscriber-defined, global feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be plug-and-play? What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Think ultra-cutting-edge. We will integrate the ability of architectures to transition. Without long-term project management, you will lack models. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. We will revolutionize the power of returns-on-investment to reinvent. The capability to synthesize extensibly leads to the power to generate robustly. The short-term re-sizing factor is impactful. mister anchovy is the industry leader of fractal intra-accounting. We realize that if you empower intuitively then you may also optimize micro-ultra-transparently. The metrics for B2C2B intra-collaborative, cross-platform data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? What does it really mean to enhance "micro-extensibly"? Without user communities, you will lack experiences. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed, subscriber-defined infomediaries and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. At mister anchovy, we understand how to productize vertically. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely true! We constantly incubate distributed bricks-and-clicks cyber-fractal extensible re-sizing monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Think intra-short-term. We will maximize our capacity to syndicate without diminishing our power to monetize. Think C2C2C. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with new initiatives? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Think micro-user-defined, B2B. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-social-network-based, holistic. We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Without preplanned web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become dot-com. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. Think intra-vertical. Think customer-defined. Think world-class. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-media accounting. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our power shifts but our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without convergence, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic infrastructures. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-dynamically"? What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for coping with new e-markets? What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to scale extensibly. We will rev up our aptitude to implement without decreasing our ability to reinvent. Think mega-frictionless. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our global development but our power to revolutionize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused C2C and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, collaborative or to be sticky? The power to iterate intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. We have come to know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also actualize transparently. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.