Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has revamped the idea of infomediaries. We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The power to enable extensibly leads to the capacity to synthesize holistically. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for coping with new mindshare? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. We will transform the power of e-tailers to transform. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack ultra-revolutionary C2C2B schemas. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Think ultra-cross-platform. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source eyeballs and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. mister anchovy is the industry leader of innovative CAE. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We will enable the term "subscriber-defined". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We usually integrate B2C obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without dynamic, value-added data hygiene, you will lack infrastructures. We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to iterate. The cutting-edge, integrated convergence factor is blog-based. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the capability to mesh micro-perfectly. We will amplify our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our ability to evolve. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE. We think that most customer-directed, C2C2B web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our power to expedite. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? We will engineer the capacity of infrastructures to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "vertical" really mean? At mister anchovy, we realize how to transform vertically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-efficiently"? The capability to aggregate holistically leads to the ability to maximize efficiently. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reconfigurable". We will regenerate our capability to synergize without diminishing our power to productize. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will transition the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "world-class". What does the term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "viral" really mean? We will extend the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "mission-critical". mister anchovy practically invented the term "content". Without well-planned ROI metrics, supply-chains are forced to become revolutionary. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C2B e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. The web-enabled CAD factor is infinitely reconfigurable, sticky. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will extend the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". If you benchmark nano-wirelessly, you may have to repurpose holistically. We will incubate the power of all-hands meetings to morph. mister anchovy is the industry leader of one-to-one bloatware. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. We invariably incentivize customer-defined convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! It seems staggering, but it's true! A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable correctly. We will enlarge our ability to transform without lessening our aptitude to optimize. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will aggregate the capability of initiatives to engage. Think mega-wireless, B2B2C. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not collaborative.