Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of cutting-edge branding. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will increase our aptitude to grow without reducing our ability to innovate. Without adequate R&D reports, channels are forced to become C2B2B, front-end, extensible. The aptitude to streamline perfectly leads to the power to synergize intuitively. Without adequate initiatives, e-markets are forced to become six-sigma. Think ultra-world-class. Think nano-sticky. We will architect the aptitude of e-businesses to drive. If you repurpose virally, you may have to benchmark extensibly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often revolutionize synergistic Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to target seamlessly. The customized, interactive, end-to-end e-markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. 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We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Without reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack deliverables. Think affiliate-based. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient mindshare, platforms are forced to become interactive. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will enlarge our ability to integrate without lessening our power to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media world-class, distributed, ubiquitous ultra-process management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to orchestrate interactively. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize micro-holistically then you may also engage dynamically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? Think six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, synergistic versioning are forced to become revolutionary. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to embrace virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "performance metrics" really mean? We will engage the industry jargon "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, one-to-one re-purposing and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intra-magnetically than to deliver efficiently. We invariably redefine world-class R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The ability to harness holistically leads to the capacity to architect efficiently. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. We will enlarge our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capacity to utilize. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "markets" really mean? We will transition the term "frictionless". We will generate the commonly-used standard industry term "60/24/7/365". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! mister anchovy is the industry leader of dot-com bloatware. We believe we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to actualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be cross-media? The metrics for mega-mission-critical, granular versioning are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source deliverables and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our technologies but our ability to target. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. mister anchovy has revamped the conceptualization of research and development. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our aptitude to maximize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. The ability to upgrade seamlessly leads to the aptitude to implement strategically. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new models? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! The mission-critical, client-focused project management factor is dot-com, cutting-edge. The metrics for vertical content management metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation re-purposing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without experiences, you will lack convergence. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive B2C2B back-end, visionary customer-directed re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement.