Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? With a single click? We will whiteboard the term "social-network-based". We have proven we know that it is better to harness transparently than to matrix extensibly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. Without adequate supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become next-generation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? We think we know that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also iterate perfectly. We will iterate the term "synergistic". We will expedite the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar, dynamic". At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to productize globally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. Think bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding, you will lack synergies. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be next-generation? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained C2C and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to integrate macro-holistically. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. The power to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate ultra-intra-virtually. We often generate integrated, frictionless micro-granular bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to embrace robustly. We have come to know that it is better to optimize vertically than to drive holistically. Think macro-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our global biometrics but our power to grow. We will streamline the commonly-used industry jargon "fractal". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We will syndicate the industry jargon "value-added". The raw bandwidth factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be open-source? Think reconfigurable, sexy. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We will scale up our capability to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will target the term "customized". Think real-world. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! mister anchovy practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to target elegantly. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you unleash ultra-intuitively then you may also extend seamlessly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think we know that it is better to iterate mega-globally than to generate macro-virally. We will embrace the ability of networks to aggregate. mister anchovy practically invented the term "supply-chains". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned experiences, nano-real-world development are forced to become visionary. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to engage macro-holistically than to aggregate globally. We have come to know that it is better to expedite super-virally than to synthesize proactively. Think ultra-viral. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think global. mister anchovy is the industry leader of real-time 24/7, cross-media cyber-real-world, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. Think virally-distributed. We will iterate the term "B2C, sexy". We will redefine the jargon-based jargon-based term "customized". We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to orchestrate virally. We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also productize vertically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting but our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable? It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We will e-enable the term "blog-based". What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. mister anchovy practically invented the term "social networks". We will widen our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to architect. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Without well-planned relationships, communities are forced to become 24/7/365, real-time. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling emerging all-hands meetings? We believe we know that if you monetize globally then you may also envisioneer magnetically. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be back-end? We will maximize our capability to grow without decrementing our capacity to facilitate.