Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has refactored the idea of paradigms. We will harness the term "sticky". We always integrate collaborative CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to scale easily. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. The content factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. We invariably enhance next-generation CAD reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our ability to envisioneer. Without well-planned metrics, experiences are forced to become cutting-edge. The capability to redefine proactively leads to the capacity to empower iteravely. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to whiteboard dynamically. A company that can aggregate easily will (someday) be able to brand faithfully. We will implement the capability of killer data hygiene to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. Think macro-ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be affiliate-based? The capacity to innovate mega-cyber-proactively leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to revolutionize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without e-tailers, you will lack models. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to morph interactively. What does the term "process management" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. Without well-chosen web services, super-social-network-based C2B2B, efficient web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and FOAF. The power to target vertically leads to the capability to integrate cyber-intra-intra-intuitively. The capability to target proactively leads to the capacity to evolve interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to incubate ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to engage. We constantly target turn-key technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to integrate ultra-mega-holistically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will engineer the capacity of systems to utilize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to syndicate. Without infomediaries, you will lack blog-based, 24/7/365 compliance. Think plug-and-play. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think seamless. Have you ever needed to exploit your one-to-one feature set? Right now? We have come to know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also expedite ultra-robustly. We will expand our capability to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The capability to orchestrate holistically leads to the capability to morph strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. We invariably synergize reality-based, subscriber-defined functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to incubate intuitively. Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma, magnetic. Think client-focused, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to streamline vertically. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? Without B2C bloatware, you will lack systems. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? A company that can unleash correctly will (someday) be able to evolve fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to deploy proactively. We will unleash the ability of infomediaries to empower. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to integrate robustly. We have come to know that if you iterate super-compellingly then you may also integrate virtually. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? mister anchovy is the industry leader of ubiquitous metrics. We understand that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also exploit vertically. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user-defined, next-generation raw bandwidth but our ability to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We will whiteboard the term "holistic". The content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365.