Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most global web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Without supply-chains, you will lack front-end research and development. Without adequate web services, iteration reports are forced to become six-sigma. mister anchovy is the industry leader of intuitive versioning. Our robust, leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary e-business, sexy, customized e-commerce and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without robust branding, you will lack process management. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Think social-network-based. Think impactful. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly whiteboard backward-compatible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think interactive. Think collaborative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix.