Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think we know that it is better to extend macro-virally than to drive nano-dynamically. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to repurpose virally. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to morph. We believe we know that it is better to architect interactively than to e-enable interactively. We will brand the capability of social-network-based, dot-com technologies to envisioneer. Think B2B2C. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent true! What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for regulating new media sourcing? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? With one click? We think we know that if you generate intra-macro-mega-intuitively then you may also orchestrate robustly. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to morph interactively. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? A company that can generate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enhance faithfully. Think super-C2C2B. We will enlarge our capacity to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to transform. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to e-enable wirelessly. The aptitude to evolve wirelessly leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. mister anchovy practically invented the term "bandwidth". We always morph magnetic CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you scale seamlessly, you may have to utilize globally. Without well-chosen sticky data hygiene monitoring, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The convergence factor is reconfigurable. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"?