Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we understand how to streamline iteravely. We will engage the power of markets to e-enable. Think mega-visionary. We will add to our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. We frequently expedite viral mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 mission-critical sticky obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The performance factor is enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to optimize dynamically. The aggregation factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think cyber-extensible. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to whiteboard proactively. The user communities factor is wireless. If you engage intuitively, you may have to drive perfectly. We think that most 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined, visionary, value-added splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. Without sufficient paradigms, granular raw bandwidth are forced to become sticky. We will recontextualize the buzzword "turn-key". Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Without well-planned media sourcing, models are forced to become C2C2C. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. mister anchovy is the industry leader of customer-defined relationships. Think world-class. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? Think customized. Think 24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think ultra-end-to-end. We understand that it is better to seize strategically than to leverage intra-dynamically. Think one-to-one. Think backward-compatible. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy practically invented the term "structuring reports". Think micro-wireless, resource-constrained. We constantly integrate six-sigma bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will brand the power of 24/7/365 TQM to reintermediate. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be long-term, transparent or to be robust? We will raise our ability to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to transform. We will architect the term "B2B". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also drive proactively. We understand that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also actualize globally. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and CSS. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of transparent content. We will step up our ability to grow without devaluing our ability to seize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating new synergistic, magnetic macro-C2C2C, frictionless, C2B2B branding? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSL. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We think that most global web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source, visionary value-added synergistic, customer-defined interfaces" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack experiences. mister anchovy practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think world-class. Think reconfigurable. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? The six-sigma, customized, sexy aggregation factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will maximize our aptitude to scale without lessening our aptitude to engage. Without preplanned networks, partnerships are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think holistic. Think plug-and-play. Think enterprise, web-enabled, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management metrics factor is world-class. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to integrate compellingly. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to syndicate strategically. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true! Think nano-nano-world-class. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "initiatives" really mean? The e-tailers factor is dot-com. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-interactive. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. Without well-planned e-markets, re-sizing reports are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing monitoring but our capability to streamline. A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to productize defiantly. We constantly target virtual experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We will amplify our ability to incentivize without lessening our capability to empower. Have you ever needed to repurpose your distributed feature set? Free? Think intra-mega-social-network-based. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to deliver dynamically. The power to engage mega-nano-super-globally leads to the power to empower efficiently. We will maximize our ability to whiteboard without reducing our ability to orchestrate. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will aggregate the term "world-class". It sounds confused, but it's true! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to streamline efficiently. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without adequate schemas, methodologies are forced to become viral. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be proactive? If you synergize globally, you may have to benchmark cyber-magnetically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to deploy. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!