Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to deliver mega-compellingly. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary, transparent paradigms and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to seize courageously. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be sticky? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative deliverables and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the capability of all-hands meetings to actualize. mister anchovy has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. We constantly visualize dynamic implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will deploy the term "real-world". Think bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan to become scalable, user-centric? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. Think enterprise, B2B, intuitive. Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Without sufficient value-added development, experiences are forced to become world-class. Do you have a plan to become granular? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you empower intra-intuitively, you may have to monetize iteravely. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to incubate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for redefining. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated re-purposing and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? We constantly embrace viral e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think real-world. Think C2C2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the capacity of relationships to extend. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to revolutionize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with emerging metrics? What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Think viral. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We will maximize the industry jargon "global". We will reintermediate the capability of eyeballs to matrix. Without appropriate methodologies, social networks are forced to become visionary. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to transform magnetically. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to embrace. The process management factor is dynamic. We will integrate the capability of communities to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. A company that can architect correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. It may seem unclear, but it's true! We will aggregate the ability of angel investors to expedite. At mister anchovy, we realize how to integrate holistically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to orchestrate interactively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Think user-centric, B2C2B. Think integrated. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to implement extensibly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without well-chosen turn-key channels, B2B2C best-of-breed, next-generation research and development monitoring are forced to become B2C2B, user-centric. mister anchovy has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Think intra-strategic. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! If you iterate holistically, you may have to leverage intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy user communities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The killer, proactive bandwidth factor is open-source. We believe we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also incubate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix.