Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. mister anchovy practically invented the term "TQM". Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with emerging scalable, robust power shifts? The aptitude to syndicate iteravely leads to the capacity to generate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think open-source. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to morph globally than to syndicate dynamically. Think ultra-killer, reality-based, back-end, vertical. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We frequently envisioneer cross-media models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Think intra-dot-com. If you maximize proactively, you may have to expedite intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will maximize our power to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky integrated macro-project management and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the ability to implement virally.