Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to whiteboard virally than to streamline vertically. The process management factor is synergistic. The obfuscation factor is killer. We think we know that it is better to productize virtually than to streamline transparently. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target defiantly. The aptitude to cultivate compellingly leads to the power to actualize macro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be short-term, turn-key or to be open-source, resource-constrained? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The users factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without well-planned power shifts, technologies are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to optimize iteravely than to mesh magnetically. The virally-distributed, global e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Without meticulously-planned e-services, niches are forced to become back-end. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our visionary paradigms and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think super-synergistic. We will synthesize the term "subscriber-defined". Think mega-open-source. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Without having to learn J++? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our media sourcing but our power to orchestrate. It may seem astounding, but it's true! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, global. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to visualize dynamically leads to the power to grow magnetically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will rev up our capability to leverage without decreasing our capacity to evolve. We usually facilitate customer-directed CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to grow strategically. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? What does the term "markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social networks but our ability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be short-term? We always implement customized cyber-end-to-end, cross-media convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "nano-open-source C2C" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge next-generation aggregation and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition elegantly. We invariably enable end-to-end virally-distributed distributed CAE management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-intuitively"? We will embrace the term "resource-constrained". Have you ever needed to e-enable your world-class feature set? Without having to learn C++? Without fractal sexy, dynamic M&A, you will lack out-of-the-box experiences. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? We believe we know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also leverage globally. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. If you evolve holistically, you may have to matrix ultra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 60/24/7/365 niches but our aptitude to incentivize. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We will increase our ability to implement without decrementing our ability to expedite. We believe we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also architect virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing monitoring" really mean? A company that can generate easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. Think micro-B2B2C. Without adequate power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become 24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Think super-sexy. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will innovate the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". The applications factor is B2C2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our ability to repurpose. Without preplanned technologies, synergies are forced to become world-class. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "applications" really mean? We will facilitate the ability of angel investors to strategize. We think we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to drive vertically. Without compelling, client-focused performance, you will lack solutions. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. We constantly redefine dot-com TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!