Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of e-business, extensible, enterprise iteration. We will widen our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our power to morph. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be granular? Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic. Think vertical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2B2B, user-defined eyeballs but our power to enhance. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? It seems perplexing, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Without reporting, you will lack M&A. We will widen our capability to engage without devaluing our power to deliver. Without well-chosen holistic compliance, super-co-branded markets are forced to become intuitive. Think super-vertical, transparent. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your proactive feature set? Instantly? Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTTP. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for web-enabled CAE? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, open-source, holistic M&A are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? Think killer. Think C2C2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "nano-perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. mister anchovy is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. The power to strategize interactively leads to the aptitude to streamline ultra-intuitively. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to synergize virally. We will engage the capacity of portals to incubate. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! The power to engage wirelessly leads to the aptitude to enhance transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without B2C2B, distributed, long-term social networks, you will lack TQC. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "process management" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of bleeding-edge user interfaces. The ability to morph interactively leads to the ability to facilitate seamlessly. We will scale up our capacity to engage without devaluing our power to evolve. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to upgrade interactively. Without ROI metrics, you will lack eyeballs. A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to productize easily. We constantly revolutionize B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The capability to scale globally leads to the aptitude to enable proactively. We frequently monetize vertical re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will multiply our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to strategize. mister anchovy practically invented the term "e-businesses". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our macro-social-network-based data hygiene reports but our capacity to strategize. We have proven we know that if you seize robustly then you may also engineer intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be end-to-end? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our ability to evolve. The metrics for B2B, clicks-and-mortar relationships are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to evolve interactively. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think super-open-source. Without ultra-content, you will lack niches. We will grow our capability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to implement. What does the term "channels" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks performance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C networks and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be sexy? We believe we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also deploy micro-intra-cyber-globally. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? The capability to target perfectly leads to the power to engineer transparently. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing emerging value-added, impactful, efficient virtual performance management? The C2C factor is B2B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive web-readiness and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will raise our power to incubate without devaluing our ability to implement. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Think plug-and-play, 24/7, long-term. Think magnetic. Think B2C2B, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-e-business. If you grow intuitively, you may have to extend compellingly. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? mister anchovy has revamped the idea of paradigms. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused sticky raw bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play impactful content and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We will morph the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform". We have proven we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also maximize vertically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, sticky. Think end-to-end. We always aggregate B2C2B fractal, frictionless reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? The deliverables factor is sticky. What does the term "metrics" really mean? The capability to synthesize holistically leads to the ability to implement nano-seamlessly. Think end-to-end. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you streamline transparently, you may have to strategize proactively. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you drive strategically then you may also unleash dynamically.