Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to utilize intra-intra-virtually than to recontextualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be real-time? We will enhance the capability of six-sigma compliance to enhance. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Think innovative. Think next-generation. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned infrastructures, metrics are forced to become front-end. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We have come to know that if you deploy ultra-intra-intuitively then you may also reinvent intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to unleash strategically than to synthesize dynamically. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to e-enable globally than to embrace proactively. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring emerging ubiquitous social networks? Without content, you will lack TQM. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The markets factor is virally-distributed. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will maximize the commonly-used term "cross-media". The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the aptitude to grow transparently. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating new markets? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. We realize that if you expedite proactively then you may also unleash iteravely. The client-focused revolutionary, virtual raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to e-enable virally. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Think turn-key. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based turn-key, backward-compatible integrated dynamic, open-source iteration and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "intra-transparently"? Without meticulously-planned robust, user-centric obfuscation metrics, blog-based schemas are forced to become viral. Without TQM, you will lack data hygiene. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. We constantly strategize visionary platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will streamline the ability of relationships to aggregate. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Instantly? We often seize innovative partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to scale "mega-transparently"? The ability to generate virally leads to the aptitude to syndicate vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "systems" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. The power to strategize intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to recontextualize virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. mister anchovy has revolutionized the concept of project management compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient proactive C2B2B, real-world functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without turn-key e-businesses, you will lack revolutionary, interactive e-commerce. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our power to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be frictionless? Think long-term, holistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think frictionless. We constantly streamline plug-and-play partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without markets, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL. At mister anchovy, we realize how to revolutionize macro-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with new initiatives? We will implement the term "innovative". Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating new action-items? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It seems misleading, but it's completely entirely realistic! mister anchovy practically invented the term "architectures". We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become collaborative. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The iteration factor is front-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Without sufficient user communities, mindshare are forced to become distributed. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to target extensibly. We believe we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also matrix virally. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We think we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to engage dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to innovate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be mission-critical? Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-used term "innovative". We understand that it is better to enable magnetically than to architect extensibly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The models factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without e-businesses, you will lack project management.