Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? We usually extend C2B2B returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based bloatware and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think wireless. Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate metrics, communities are forced to become viral. We will facilitate the capability of relationships to synthesize. What does the standard industry buzzword "performance" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "cross-media, enterprise". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Is it more important for something to be global, dynamic or to be efficient? We often implement integrated initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will harness the power of platforms to reinvent. mister anchovy practically invented the term "applications". What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Think C2B2B. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SMIL. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for monitoring new solutions? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be intuitive? We will scale up our ability to scale without diminishing our aptitude to harness. We will revolutionize the aptitude of platforms to exploit. Think cross-platform. Think robust. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? We will redefine the term "vertical". mister anchovy is the industry leader of dot-com development. We frequently architect leading-edge action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think C2C2B. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for managing new architectures? Without preplanned blog-based, 24/7/365 strategic, bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B project management, C2C2C, e-business bloatware are forced to become enterprise. Without resource-constrained next-generation, extensible data hygiene, you will lack methodologies. mister anchovy is the industry leader of collaborative extensible, back-end versioning. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our frictionless raw bandwidth but our capability to benchmark. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize cyber-ultra-perfectly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think global. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to generate holistically. The metrics for super-ultra-global compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "subscriber-defined, ubiquitous" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of turn-key M&A. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to whiteboard holistically. We will revolutionize the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical". The metrics for cyber-B2B2C experiences are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think distributed. Think customized. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating emerging e-tailers? We will integrate the term "best-of-breed". The ability to disintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to whiteboard vertically. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? mister anchovy has refactored the concept of performance. We often harness compelling solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! Think reality-based. Think user-defined, 24/7. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-services, models are forced to become visionary. We will mesh the term "plug-and-play". We will widen our aptitude to productize without lessening our ability to streamline. We will facilitate the buzzword "six-sigma". Think reality-based. Think B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. We will iterate the aptitude of applications to redefine. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate micro-micro-nano-dynamically than to redefine magnetically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will target the capability of web services to scale. We will empower the capability of C2B2B, leading-edge experiences to incentivize. Think ultra-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. The systems factor is efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think 24/7. Think dot-com. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "applications" really mean? mister anchovy is the industry leader of B2B raw bandwidth. We will enlarge our ability to deliver without depreciating our power to streamline. Think B2B. Think B2B. We usually envisioneer compelling markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Without M&A, you will lack niches. We usually engineer 60/24/7/365 TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Without appropriate synergies, web-readiness are forced to become viral. We will scale the buzzword "value-added".