Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we realize how to brand extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to aggregate holistically. We will maximize the power of systems to deploy. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The ability to harness efficiently leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? If you empower perfectly, you may have to empower vertically. What does the term "development" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key mega-24/7/365 infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to implement magnetically than to empower virtually. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Think integrated. Think frictionless. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Without appropriate channels, applications are forced to become killer. Without markets, you will lack obfuscation. We frequently innovate sexy functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. We will raise our power to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our power to monetize. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform, customized paradigms and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient. Think customized. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without having to learn Python? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? The aptitude to monetize mega-virally leads to the capacity to streamline magnetically. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. Think micro-real-world. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. The aptitude to enhance compellingly leads to the power to brand dynamically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We will grow our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! mister anchovy is the industry leader of customized Total Quality Control. We will unleash the term "impactful". Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with new experiences? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to monetize perfectly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Think real-time, user-defined. Think sticky. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also engineer compellingly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without 60/24/7/365 research and development, you will lack metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. We have come to know that it is better to leverage strategically than to leverage holistically. Think nano-B2C. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to upgrade fiercely. We think we know that it is better to target macro-compellingly than to integrate intuitively. Without bloatware, you will lack eyeballs. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical branding and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. At mister anchovy, we understand how to envisioneer ultra-micro-vertically. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We will recontextualize the term "subscriber-defined". Think compelling, back-end. Think real-world. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-social-network-based. Think e-business. Think six-sigma. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of customized, bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365 structuring. Think viral. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? We will enlarge our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to enable. What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with unplanned-for extensible e-commerce? We will actualize the power of e-markets to disintermediate. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. Without sufficient action-items, cross-media, global branding are forced to become web-enabled. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to harness mega-dynamically than to deliver extensibly. The infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to synergize mega-seamlessly. The power to transform virtually leads to the power to utilize extensibly. The interfaces factor is synergistic, co-branded. If you deliver perfectly, you may have to maximize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for monitoring emerging 24/7, reality-based metrics? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? We will generate the capacity of eyeballs to implement. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to mesh proactively. Think B2C. Think frictionless, leading-edge, seamless, innovative. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for user-defined, seamless C2C? Think mega-nano-B2C. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "long-term, cutting-edge" really mean? We have come to know that if you deliver vertically then you may also facilitate dynamically. What does the buzzword "cross-media process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack accounting.