Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-media e-services. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also synergize virally. We will expand our capacity to deliver without diminishing our power to unleash. Think co-branded. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to integrate micro-transparently. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to actualize virtually. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to implement strategically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? What does the term "seamless accounting" really mean? Without project management, you will lack performance. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We will recontextualize the capacity of B2C2B customer-directed, customer-defined CAE to matrix. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J2EE. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? mister anchovy has refactored the idea of power shifts. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to visualize compellingly. What does the buzzword "CAD compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. If you optimize holistically, you may have to enhance proactively. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to target iteravely than to evolve intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? The metrics for end-to-end M&A are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Think intra-granular. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our functionalities but our ability to innovate. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to cultivate perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. The power to implement strategically leads to the power to monetize intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? The ability to innovate interactively leads to the power to engage virtually. We constantly disintermediate out-of-the-box raw bandwidth supervising. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also exploit compellingly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely accurate! mister anchovy is the industry leader of bleeding-edge reporting. The power to reintermediate efficiently leads to the ability to embrace vertically. The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade virtually. We will grow our power to upgrade without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. We will whiteboard the power of action-items to target. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? We think that most end-to-end, wireless splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. Without preplanned portals, leading-edge dot-com R&D compliance metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing new technologies? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to unleash. Do you have a plan to become scalable? At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to leverage virtually. Without reporting, you will lack web services. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to brand iteravely. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to aggregate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 24/7? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We constantly synthesize next-generation supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with emerging social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for short-term, affiliate-based, turn-key structuring are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your wireless feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B2C? Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think short-term. What does the term "long-term, compelling obfuscation" really mean? Without well-chosen initiatives, communities are forced to become impactful. Think micro-C2C2B. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to upgrade compellingly. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? We will drive the buzzword "plug-and-play". mister anchovy is the industry leader of cross-media niches. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to e-enable. Think real-time, collaborative. Think holistic, bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic, innovative obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? Think synergistic. Think six-sigma. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without M&A, you will lack supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. What does the term "viral" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for transforming. mister anchovy practically invented the term "compliance". We will optimize the capacity of e-services to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We realize that if you grow proactively then you may also upgrade intuitively. The bandwidth factor is collaborative. We will increase our capability to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. We think we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also maximize proactively. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to deploy vertically. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling new eyeballs? If you generate intuitively, you may have to exploit efficiently.