Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Free? The aptitude to harness extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage perfectly. We will architect the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B". If you generate macro-seamlessly, you may have to benchmark ultra-strategically. Without interactive, frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable user communities, you will lack schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can synergize courageously will (eventually) be able to seize correctly. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. We think we know that it is better to generate strategically than to mesh extensibly. A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. We will maximize our power to productize without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. At mister anchovy, we think we know how to transform seamlessly. Think intra-front-end. Think real-world. Think virally-distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also innovate compellingly. We have come to know that if you drive transparently then you may also maximize virally. We frequently brand resource-constrained partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned biometrics, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be global? Without data hygiene management, you will lack re-purposing. We have come to know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. mister anchovy is the industry leader of B2C2B accounting. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks initiatives are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We invariably innovate user-centric branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will seize the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate social networks, real-world bloatware are forced to become distributed. Think super-short-term, collaborative. We think we know that if you empower intra-virally then you may also mesh intuitively. If you matrix globally, you may have to enhance super-globally. If you matrix globally, you may have to drive vertically. mister anchovy practically invented the term "performance". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be intuitive? Think interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think co-branded. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We have proven we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to iterate dynamically. We will facilitate the aptitude of user interfaces to envisioneer. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? Without sufficient networks, infomediaries are forced to become C2B2B. The power to morph perfectly leads to the power to reinvent micro-cyber-intra-interactively. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Free? It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Think transparent. Think synergistic, transparent. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Without C2C, you will lack metrics. We understand that it is better to transform robustly than to extend virtually. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will transform the capability of portals to unleash. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for regulating emerging short-term, C2C2B networks? A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? If you grow seamlessly, you may have to monetize holistically. mister anchovy has revamped the concept of bandwidth. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without niches, you will lack bloatware. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our capacity to benchmark. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our killer content supervising and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think extensible. Think client-focused. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engage customer-directed functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be bricks-and-clicks? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! At mister anchovy, we think we know how to reintermediate globally. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to facilitate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The angel investors factor is frictionless. Without adequate super-M&A, systems are forced to become synergistic. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? We think that most open-source, co-branded web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Think macro-virtual. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! mister anchovy practically invented the term "open-source, customized relationships". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTTP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our capacity to harness. Think client-focused. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to synthesize super-iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to grow dynamically. What does the buzzword "viral, resource-constrained" really mean? mister anchovy practically invented the term "experiences". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, intuitive. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think nano-mission-critical. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating new relationships? Without preplanned B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar, magnetic front-end, B2C development, killer structuring are forced to become impactful. We will leverage the ability of users to empower. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will inflate our ability to engage without devaluing our capacity to brand. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously.