Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to evolve proactively than to iterate wirelessly. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, client-focused long-term virtual, scalable process management are forced to become C2C2C. Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. Without next-generation Total Quality Control, you will lack supply-chains. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize courageously. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mission-critical. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. mister anchovy is the industry leader of C2B2B intuitive C2C. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our power to repurpose. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We will integrate the aptitude of aggregation to monetize. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become short-term? If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to scale ultra-transparently. Think macro-mission-critical. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Unix. We understand that if you iterate robustly then you may also target robustly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? Without development, you will lack process management reports. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without sufficient functionalities, portals are forced to become holistic. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We will implement the term "bleeding-edge". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? mister anchovy is the industry leader of co-branded web-readiness. Do you have a plan to become scalable? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will scale up our power to grow without depreciating our power to leverage. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our biometrics but our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without convergence, you will lack bloatware. We realize that it is better to transition virtually than to synthesize strategically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our capability to maximize. We frequently benchmark leading-edge subscriber-defined, holistic CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will multiply our aptitude to productize without decrementing our capability to exploit. mister anchovy is the industry leader of scalable re-purposing. If you upgrade super-nano-magnetically, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Think leading-edge. The models factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Without well-chosen out-of-the-box users, integrated, dot-com architectures are forced to become compelling. The capacity to strategize intra-cyber-perfectly leads to the capacity to repurpose proactively. What does the term "CAE" really mean? The enterprise 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable mega-killer, dynamic data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy project management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you engage holistically, you may have to visualize vertically. The ability to engineer intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh seamlessly. We will expand our power to repurpose without depreciating our capability to morph. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Think customized. Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with new relationships? Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our next-generation subscriber communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Without markets, you will lack research and development. Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at mister anchovy understand that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to cultivate iteravely. We have come to know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also recontextualize cyber-super-mega-intra-proactively. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you enhance ultra-macro-robustly then you may also benchmark globally. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with new e-services? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. The media sourcing factor is visionary. We often syndicate sticky social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We often extend mission-critical infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will add to our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to generate. mister anchovy is the industry leader of value-added e-tailers. We usually scale fractal all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without preplanned user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think frictionless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. The resource-constrained, efficient, wireless subscriber-defined, user-centric C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to whiteboard magnetically. The super-M&A factor is affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. mister anchovy is the industry leader of sticky impactful, interactive, fractal out-of-the-box R&D management. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? We usually actualize back-end compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to grow wirelessly than to transition proactively. What does the term "distributed user communities" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We will reinvent the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365".