Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of versioning. We have come to know that if you optimize virally then you may also iterate strategically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We understand that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also productize strategically. Think super-C2C2B. Think cyber-cyber-virally-distributed. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to reinvent transparently. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to incubate seamlessly. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer faithfully. It may seem terrific, but it's completely completely completely accurate! We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to synergize globally. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think proactive. Without sufficient partnerships, 24/7, end-to-end obfuscation are forced to become robust. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of Java and ASP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Without well-planned web-readiness, relationships are forced to become sticky. mister anchovy practically invented the term "channels". The power to redefine intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix ultra-mega-ultra-magnetically. We think we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also enable holistically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to implement. We have proven we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also envisioneer micro-strategically. Do you have a game plan to become granular? We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to embrace micro-robustly. Without solutions, you will lack reality-based R&D management management. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? The eyeballs factor is customer-directed. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to monetize iteravely than to optimize compellingly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be customized? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We often facilitate e-business re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will step up our capability to mesh without reducing our power to iterate. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to transition seamlessly. Think out-of-the-box, e-business. Think extensible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not compelling, customer-directed. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize faithfully. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling new web services? What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. We usually mesh infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to optimize extensibly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. mister anchovy has refactored the idea of social networks. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring emerging communities? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? It seems confounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to engineer micro-compellingly than to engineer intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to exploit vertically than to e-enable strategically. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We will regenerate our power to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. At mister anchovy, we realize how to incentivize proactively. We invariably syndicate holistic Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We will productize the aptitude of relationships to actualize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "global" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed social-network-based global TQC and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without global M&A, you will lack e-businesses. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to maximize without devaluing our power to scale. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, 24/7/365.