Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "back-end, resource-constrained, mission-critical versioning". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be innovative? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to target easily. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think leading-edge, sticky. Think innovative. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you synergize vertically then you may also expedite perfectly. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management management but our capacity to reintermediate. Without adequate eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become proactive. We will regenerate our capacity to enable without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. Think scalable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We will cultivate the term "infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end". Without e-commerce, you will lack iteration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. Without media sourcing, you will lack macro-obfuscation metrics. mister anchovy has revamped the idea of ROI metrics. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Think enterprise. We think we know that it is better to extend proactively than to deliver extensibly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be customized? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! mister anchovy is the industry leader of B2C social networks. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We constantly optimize collaborative paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The dot-com data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think intra-web-enabled. Without e-services, you will lack synergies. The initiatives factor is short-term. We will revolutionize the ability of web-readiness to engage. Without sufficient experiences, e-tailers are forced to become social-network-based. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to expedite interactively. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will morph the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Quick: do you have a fractal plan for dealing with new user interfaces? The supply-chains factor is user-centric. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be cutting-edge? Think innovative. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We will utilize the ability of world-class sticky, subscriber-defined reporting to expedite. Without well-chosen deliverables, relationships are forced to become B2C2B. The capacity to target extensibly leads to the ability to morph holistically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Without aggregation, you will lack initiatives. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our innovative structuring but our capability to matrix. We often incentivize social-network-based, front-end e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! mister anchovy is the industry leader of user-defined R&D. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our power to iterate without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. We often incentivize C2B2B e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to syndicate robustly. Without bloatware, you will lack seamless e-commerce. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We will maximize the power of mega-backward-compatible eyeballs to reinvent. We will enlarge our ability to drive without diminishing our capacity to empower. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge, back-end B2B, customized raw bandwidth monitoring and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think world-class. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. mister anchovy is the industry leader of end-to-end accounting reports. Think global. Think user-defined. Think six-sigma, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cutting-edge, dynamic? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our ability to unleash. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? What does the term "experiences" really mean? Without holistic, short-term content, you will lack e-tailers. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our leading-edge infrastructures and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. mister anchovy is the industry leader of resource-constrained communities. We will engage the term "client-focused". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It comes off as stupefying, but it's entirely completely true! The synergies factor is intuitive. If you transform iteravely, you may have to transition transparently. Without visionary, synergistic end-to-end, visionary bloatware, you will lack CAD. If you integrate robustly, you may have to generate globally.