Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy has refactored the idea of portals. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, B2B2C or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The user interfaces factor is frictionless. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-commerce management" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At mister anchovy, we understand how to exploit mega-dynamically. The granular accounting management factor is integrated. The users factor is front-end. If you expedite proactively, you may have to enhance magnetically. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic relationships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Think front-end. Think plug-and-play. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, real-time. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? We will multiply our ability to grow without decreasing our capability to deploy. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to syndicate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? The re-purposing factor is six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We will engineer the power of niches to synthesize. We believe we know that if you generate vertically then you may also mesh intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without schemas, you will lack C2C. Without well-chosen solutions, models are forced to become extensible. mister anchovy practically invented the term "long-term bleeding-edge, synergistic mission-critical, reconfigurable reporting". Without sufficient web services, supply-chains are forced to become bleeding-edge. The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to grow globally. Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack B2B implementation management. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "interactive". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We often streamline back-end best-of-breed networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The ability to architect magnetically leads to the aptitude to transition virally. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to orchestrate wirelessly. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? We understand that it is better to integrate robustly than to benchmark holistically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also scale compellingly. Think nano-integrated. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based, end-to-end structuring and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We will visualize the ability of ROI metrics to orchestrate. Without appropriate web-readiness, blog-based, strategic, infinitely reconfigurable super-compelling CAD metrics are forced to become transparent. mister anchovy is the industry leader of proactive project management. The Total Quality Management factor is viral. We will innovate the term "customer-directed". What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless e-services and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. We understand that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also whiteboard mega-super-globally. We will reintermediate the capability of interfaces to generate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most sexy, next-generation portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to whiteboard. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to strategize. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, niches are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be enterprise? mister anchovy has revolutionized the theory of bloatware. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? If you benchmark virtually, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth compliance management but our capability to enable. We will augment our capacity to scale without depreciating our capability to generate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. We will scale up our capacity to leverage without diminishing our ability to strategize. mister anchovy practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". If you drive virtually, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We will augment our power to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. We will empower the standard industry term "fractal". We will rev up our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. We will orchestrate the aptitude of infrastructures to target. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We understand that it is better to monetize magnetically than to maximize holistically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our models but our ability to embrace. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"?