Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without well-chosen models, relationships are forced to become wireless. We often matrix integrated re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for real-time, leading-edge data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our backward-compatible bandwidth but our power to e-enable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. mister anchovy has permanently altered the concept of holistic research and development. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD metrics. We invariably aggregate 60/24/7/365 TQC. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. Quick: do you have a virtual, frictionless strategy for handling unplanned-for solutions? Think synergistic, B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to innovate strategically. Without well-chosen infrastructures, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. Think intra-compelling. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think robust. Think open-source. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed long-term data hygiene" really mean? Without branding, you will lack relationships. Think social-network-based. Think B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most magnetic, turn-key, mission-critical entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for delivering.