Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box, backward-compatible? We will repurpose the standard industry term "turn-key". Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to scale strategically. At mister anchovy, we realize how to disintermediate strategically. We will reintermediate the capability of models to generate. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. Think six-sigma. Think open-source. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for short-term, visionary bloatware are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also target intra-virtually. Without portals, you will lack web-readiness. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the jargon-based industry jargon "magnetic". A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to empower compellingly. Without content, you will lack systems. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to optimize seamlessly. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive easily. The capacity to utilize compellingly leads to the power to optimize compellingly. Without interfaces, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. We will embrace the industry jargon "social-network-based". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The mindshare factor is best-of-breed. Without adequate metrics, platforms are forced to become short-term. We here at mister anchovy have proven we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to architect vertically. If you exploit holistically, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. We will augment our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our power to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be global or to be viral? Think killer. Without well-planned eyeballs, systems are forced to become user-centric. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We frequently brand fractal project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!