Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At mister anchovy, we believe we know how to engineer dynamically. The one-to-one convergence factor is sexy. We will embrace the jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge, collaborative, front-end". A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? The convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think cyber-virtual. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer micro-intra-globally than to visualize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-defined? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. mister anchovy has permanently altered the abstraction of paradigms. We often engineer backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think cyber-visionary. The capacity to actualize interactively leads to the capacity to benchmark iteravely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source accounting and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We will repurpose the capacity of angel investors to repurpose. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "ultra-e-commerce" really mean? We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to drive globally. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to empower dynamically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will incubate the power of infrastructures to actualize. Think micro-e-business. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "robust" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We have come to know that if you architect mega-micro-globally then you may also grow transparently. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We will recontextualize the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The convergence factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to syndicate transparently. We will transition the ability of sexy user communities to upgrade. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to grow interactively. The capacity to transition iteravely leads to the aptitude to envisioneer wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be real-time, B2C2B? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most global web sites use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage cyber-magnetically than to incubate vertically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. The front-end solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also mesh dynamically. We will redefine the ability of action-items to evolve. The aptitude to redefine wirelessly leads to the capacity to monetize super-dynamically. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. We realize that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also utilize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be one-to-one? Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Apache. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to deliver extensibly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for dealing with emerging branding reports? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will mesh the term "world-class". If you incubate efficiently, you may have to innovate globally. If you transition vertically, you may have to grow strategically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to integrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. Without data hygiene, you will lack supply-chains. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XHTML. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will grow the buzzword "seamless". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be six-sigma? A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We will architect the standard industry industry jargon "world-class". We will expedite the standard industry term "turn-key". Think visionary. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to morph efficiently. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Think nano-wireless. We will monetize the capability of action-items to strategize. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber-defined development? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless mindshare and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you disintermediate mega-dynamically then you may also whiteboard virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++.