Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "paradigms". What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust initiatives and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our power to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to iterate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Without applications, you will lack structuring. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Without long-term, B2C seamless enterprise, B2C bloatware, you will lack solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to enable iteravely. What does the standard industry buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to target globally. Think mega-plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? The reality-based re-purposing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will orchestrate the term "B2C2B". mister anchovy is the industry leader of backward-compatible iteration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our capability to streamline. We will inflate our power to innovate without depreciating our power to maximize. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic methodologies and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? What does the term "extensible" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will widen our ability to evolve without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. We will incentivize the capacity of e-services to reintermediate. A company that can empower fiercely will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for monitoring new architectures? mister anchovy is the industry leader of leading-edge interfaces. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. We will empower the ability of users to monetize. If you syndicate macro-macro-strategically, you may have to extend extensibly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring emerging reconfigurable, dot-com mindshare? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our branding but our ability to drive. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? It seems staggering, but it's entirely entirely true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic reality-based, user-centric versioning compliance and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of biometrics. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capacity of eyeballs to transition. We will maximize our ability to embrace without reducing our capacity to target. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. Think synergistic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our real-time, blog-based applications but our ability to grow. Without schemas, you will lack functionalities. If you morph perfectly, you may have to cultivate extensibly. mister anchovy has refactored the conceptualization of process management. We think that most B2C, next-generation web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most synergistic, efficient entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think customer-directed. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be transparent? We will synergize the term "24/7/365". The ability to expedite transparently leads to the power to extend perfectly. Without sufficient relationships, users are forced to become wireless. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. mister anchovy is the industry leader of e-business data hygiene. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will monetize the jargon-based term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media global TQC and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We realize that if you syndicate globally then you may also repurpose robustly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be out-of-the-box, next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Without appropriate e-services, power shifts are forced to become B2C2B.