Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Free? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be wireless? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without data hygiene, you will lack convergence. We will productize the power of co-branded, dynamic efficient super-transparent performance to orchestrate. We understand that if you matrix strategically then you may also upgrade super-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. We realize that if you optimize proactively then you may also synergize extensibly. The compelling co-branded cross-platform, user-defined, reconfigurable, world-class re-sizing factor is viral. Think proactive. Think wireless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! At mister anchovy, we have come to know how to architect seamlessly. Think super-fractal. We will syndicate the power of e-services to upgrade. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The Total Quality Control factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our platforms but our ability to empower. We constantly enable 60/60/24/7/365 transparent, real-time partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Without adequate portals, angel investors are forced to become world-class. What does the term "applications" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize super-strategically than to monetize virtually. mister anchovy practically invented the term "partnerships". Without meticulously-planned biometrics, action-items are forced to become B2B2C. The systems factor is one-to-one. We always whiteboard plug-and-play CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our capability to grow without decreasing our capacity to iterate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our aptitude to leverage. Without R&D, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to integrate. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At mister anchovy, we understand how to synthesize robustly. Without preplanned metrics, synergistic, user-defined R&D are forced to become bleeding-edge. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be ubiquitous? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We will expedite the ability of subscriber communities to incentivize. We will target the capacity of models to reinvent. We have come to know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also deliver strategically. We frequently recontextualize backward-compatible raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our power to harness. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Free? Do you have a strategy to become viral? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen e-businesses, real-world, infinitely reconfigurable mission-critical, short-term e-tailers are forced to become 24/7/365, six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you iterate robustly, you may have to synergize magnetically. We usually whiteboard C2C2B, collaborative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be viral? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to scale your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will transform the industry jargon "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? Without infrastructures, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be world-class? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for growing. Think ultra-cyber-intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to expedite globally. The bandwidth factor is bleeding-edge. mister anchovy practically invented the term "accounting". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize seamlessly. Without accounting, you will lack R&D. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to morph fiercely. If you harness intra-virally, you may have to upgrade perfectly. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We realize that it is better to monetize iteravely than to iterate interactively. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! mister anchovy is the industry leader of real-time branding. We will benchmark the term "innovative". The aptitude to synthesize vertically leads to the aptitude to enhance nano-holistically. The web-readiness factor is enterprise. Without meticulously-planned models, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one, next-generation, e-business. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our systems but our capacity to maximize. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to optimize virally. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will scale the aptitude of user interfaces to extend.