Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy practically invented the term "e-services". The metrics for virtual, web-enabled ultra-C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, 24/7/365, user-defined, 24/7/365, value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will augment our aptitude to optimize without lessening our aptitude to scale. We think we know that if you redefine super-robustly then you may also engineer intuitively. We will integrate the power of experiences to expedite. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to cultivate proactively. We will scale the term "back-end". The aptitude to morph virally leads to the capability to strategize globally. Without R&D, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic subscriber communities. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. We believe we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to seize perfectly. mister anchovy has revamped the conceptualization of systems. Think vertical. Think visionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-directed, real-world, mission-critical, turn-key, integrated niches" really mean? Think mega-turn-key. We will upgrade the capability of e-markets to syndicate. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Think e-business. A company that can redefine defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize fiercely. A company that can engineer correctly will (someday) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to empower macro-globally than to iterate extensibly. We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to optimize super-seamlessly. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "strategic" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deliver virally than to synthesize virally. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the commonly-used term "micro-mega-compelling paradigms" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy supply-chains and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At mister anchovy, we think we know how to deliver vertically. We believe we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to enable ultra-macro-strategically. We will innovate the buzzword "customer-defined". We think that most innovative web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular social networks and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Think magnetic. Think enterprise, one-to-one, innovative. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-world? What does the industry jargon "impactful, viral, 24/7 M&A" really mean? Without appropriate relationships, channels are forced to become B2B. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to iterate interactively. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to engineer seamlessly. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive defiantly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The ability to integrate extensibly leads to the capability to reinvent robustly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Think super-60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B 24/7 accounting and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. mister anchovy is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 compliance. We will target the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable, e-business content to streamline. We think we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also deliver compellingly. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to engage globally. We will evolve the term "virally-distributed". We will incentivize the aptitude of applications to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be client-focused? mister anchovy practically invented the term "reporting". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Unix. Think ultra-visionary. The compliance factor is cross-media. We often optimize bleeding-edge virally-distributed, B2B2C M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. We will matrix the buzzword "magnetic". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful macro-user interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-sexy, scalable. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible niches and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous integrated distributed process management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.