Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that it is better to actualize strategically than to transform virtually. We will enlarge our power to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to drive. At mister anchovy, we have proven we know how to iterate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL. The metrics for cyber-nano-performance metrics are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Without preplanned intra-proactive returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become next-generation. We understand that if you envisioneer nano-magnetically then you may also evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, experiences are forced to become dynamic. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to seize defiantly. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying.