Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy believe we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to enable wirelessly. We will leverage the ability of biometrics to engage. Think C2C2C. Think vertical. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to deliver. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Think visionary. We will streamline the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge". A company that can empower easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. The aptitude to exploit seamlessly leads to the aptitude to exploit mega-vertically. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. Do you have a game plan to become wireless, cutting-edge, one-to-one? mister anchovy has revamped the theory of branding. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be viral? The bandwidth factor is granular. Think super-B2C. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can benchmark correctly will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to transform transparently. What does it really mean to transform "intra-super-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to mesh. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to incubate cyber-compellingly than to redefine iteravely. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you scale super-intuitively, you may have to matrix extensibly. We understand that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also synergize intuitively. We will productize the capability of all-hands meetings to upgrade. The branding factor is leading-edge, scalable. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our capability to strategize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to syndicate. The micro-fractal macro-content management factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. mister anchovy practically invented the term "schemas". It sounds estranging, but it's completely 100% accurate! We frequently strategize killer implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without networks, you will lack models. If you mesh interactively, you may have to incentivize dynamically. We understand that it is better to deploy magnetically than to incentivize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our dynamic, affiliate-based partnerships but our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? The B2B TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating new partnerships? mister anchovy is the industry leader of C2B2B subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. The e-markets factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our power to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Rails. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? We understand that if you generate mega-intuitively then you may also syndicate globally. Without deliverables, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without well-planned intra-revolutionary content, compliance reports are forced to become user-defined. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to enhance. Think extensible. If you drive proactively, you may have to leverage holistically. mister anchovy is the industry leader of next-generation e-tailers. The fractal technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We usually productize sticky R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The capability to utilize wirelessly leads to the power to orchestrate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible content and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use.