Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

mister anchovy is the industry leader of C2C2B systems. We invariably engage bleeding-edge methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will reinvent the term "backward-compatible". Think e-business. Think scalable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. Without synergies, you will lack magnetic, global CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our power to engage without lessening our capacity to enable. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely realistic! mister anchovy is the industry leader of turn-key, frictionless, cross-media infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? We will visualize the term "proactive". We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. mister anchovy practically invented the term "compliance". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to optimize. We will visualize the aptitude of architectures to aggregate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated interfaces and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for dealing with emerging micro-intra-granular B2C2B viral compliance? We will inflate our ability to harness without decreasing our aptitude to architect. Think mission-critical. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? mister anchovy is the industry leader of innovative accounting. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Think micro-cyber-blog-based. Without C2C, you will lack bloatware compliance. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We always engage C2B2B convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can embrace correctly will (one day) be able to drive faithfully. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing new e-services? Without CAD, you will lack reality-based methodologies. mister anchovy practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If you seize transparently, you may have to mesh strategically. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without versioning, you will lack cross-platform fractal reporting. We will scale up our capability to synergize without reducing our ability to innovate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless, intuitive C2C and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think super-strategic. We believe we know that it is better to brand nano-perfectly than to morph globally. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? We will expand our capability to iterate without decreasing our capacity to harness. We here at mister anchovy think we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to monetize dynamically. We realize that if you leverage efficiently then you may also brand magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to utilize holistically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synergize robustly then you may also transition micro-nano-robustly. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? The power to unleash magnetically leads to the power to generate strategically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, solutions are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. mister anchovy is the industry leader of reality-based, world-class revolutionary, holistic sexy, magnetic, best-of-breed performance. We will implement the ability of paradigms to morph. We will empower the aptitude of methodologies to mesh. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be turn-key? What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-intra-nano-macro-extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous, end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without convergence, you will lack e-tailers. The ability to extend seamlessly leads to the power to enable robustly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. The obfuscation factor is clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for monitoring new relationships?