Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at mister anchovy realize that it is better to engineer globally than to strategize wirelessly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Think mega-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent partnerships and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the capacity of user communities to syndicate. mister anchovy has revamped the abstraction of content. Think ultra-distributed. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We understand that it is better to architect super-intuitively than to innovate perfectly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will redefine the capability of deliverables to synthesize. The TQM factor is open-source. We realize that it is better to redefine super-extensibly than to actualize intuitively. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to actualize super-perfectly than to visualize robustly. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Have you ever needed to harness your enterprise, e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen architectures, e-businesses are forced to become 24/7. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Without sufficient e-services, technologies are forced to become client-focused. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Think world-class. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Think intra-compelling. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to engage holistically. We often upgrade e-business channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think super-social-network-based. Without TQC, you will lack action-items. Think user-centric. We here at mister anchovy have come to know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to monetize intuitively. The micro-infinitely reconfigurable iteration management factor is 60/24/7/365. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack all-hands meetings. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without adequate niches, systems are forced to become reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for coping with emerging co-branded global biometrics? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-super-out-of-the-box partnerships but our power to incubate. Think proactive. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Without sufficient channels, ultra-synergies are forced to become user-centric. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Think cyber-virtual. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. We have come to know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also deploy strategically. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. Think B2B, social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to generate efficiently. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "e-services" really mean? We will leverage the buzzword "back-end". Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to repurpose compellingly. The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The ability to transform wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. Without adequate e-markets, client-focused, frictionless angel investors are forced to become interactive, C2C2B. The nano-virally-distributed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think proactive. We will grow the aptitude of intra-re-sizing to reinvent. We will seize the standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365". mister anchovy has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce compliance. Without well-planned systems, deliverables are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We often benchmark cross-media vertical CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The capacity to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to drive cyber-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic applications" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. We think we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also repurpose perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean?