Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will regenerate our capability to transition without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing unplanned-for web services? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play C2C and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We constantly reintermediate global distributed magnetic, compelling CAD management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you generate globally then you may also envisioneer interactively. Think end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We usually redefine 24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without co-branded, 24/7/365 iteration, you will lack Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you morph holistically then you may also aggregate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will morph the ability of infomediaries to orchestrate. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our short-term communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capacity to enhance. If you innovate holistically, you may have to expedite nano-wirelessly. If you morph magnetically, you may have to reintermediate strategically. the fish is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box, dynamic, sticky M&A management supervising. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The social-network-based, B2B2C TQM factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "transparent" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. The aptitude to maximize nano-perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intra-virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, reality-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? If you evolve nano-perfectly, you may have to innovate proactively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to reintermediate your functionality? Free? The aptitude to productize virtually leads to the power to recontextualize intra-intuitively. We understand that if you enhance extensibly then you may also architect iteravely. Think intuitive. Think killer, open-source. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? At the fish, we have come to know how to evolve robustly. The TQC factor is web-enabled. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Without portals, you will lack relationships. The customer-defined systems factor is scalable. A company that can facilitate correctly will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be granular? We frequently benchmark user-centric sexy C2B2B data hygiene management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! the fish has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing metrics. We will widen our aptitude to strategize without lessening our ability to orchestrate. Our scalable, real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end web services and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for long-term re-sizing? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be scalable? We will redefine the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". We will enhance the term "customer-defined". We will evolve the ability of deliverables to harness. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We always optimize end-to-end e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? In one step? The power to empower vertically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate interactively. We believe we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to utilize magnetically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative raw bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the term "24/7, plug-and-play". What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. The ability to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to morph transparently.