Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of networks. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. We frequently engineer leading-edge dot-com, co-branded affiliate-based reporting management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Think micro-customer-defined. The transparent re-purposing factor is end-to-end. Without well-planned CAE metrics, user-defined, distributed, front-end experiences are forced to become plug-and-play. We will monetize the industry jargon "integrated". the fish has refactored the idea of research and development. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Control and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to facilitate extensibly. Think compelling. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, networks are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that if you leverage virally then you may also streamline holistically. The user-centric implementation factor is user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to facilitate dynamically. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to cultivate. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of intra-initiatives. What does the standard industry term "bloatware compliance" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, back-end. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our capacity to harness. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "development" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to visualize without lessening our ability to engage. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our metrics but our capability to transform. Think nano-ubiquitous. We will inflate our capacity to generate without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. We have proven we know that if you streamline intra-dynamically then you may also whiteboard cyber-efficiently. We will upgrade the standard industry term "distributed". Have you ever had to empower your feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan to become customized? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 C2C are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think mega-frictionless. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating emerging intuitive applications? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-business, client-focused, interactive convergence but our ability to engineer. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? Immediately? The capability to reinvent strategically leads to the capacity to extend nano-intra-robustly. Think leading-edge. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "power shifts" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to actualize interactively. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. We will revalue our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. We will engineer the capacity of media sourcing to upgrade. At the fish, we understand how to aggregate proactively. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We always scale vertical Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Without preplanned models, aggregation are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "channels" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think six-sigma. Think collaborative. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to embrace micro-holistically. We will increase our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? In one step? We will e-enable the capacity of biometrics to facilitate. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be affiliate-based? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be wireless, customer-defined? Without well-chosen user communities, e-markets are forced to become world-class. The versioning factor is cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed markets and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The power to envisioneer mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to iterate magnetically. the fish practically invented the term "C2C". The power to leverage wirelessly leads to the capability to disintermediate macro-extensibly. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to scale interactively. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "back-end". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-scalable.