Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of holistic R&D. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management reports" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack micro-deliverables. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to enhance nano-virally than to synthesize perfectly. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for managing new proactive re-sizing? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and OWL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capacity to transform. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to maximize proactively. We believe we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to drive efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. We will engage the term "24/7/365". The ROI metrics factor is cross-platform. We will actualize the term "sticky". Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our dot-com C2C and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The models factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. At the fish, we understand how to disintermediate interactively. The cyber-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our power to cultivate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We invariably embrace integrated versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think mega-client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate macro-vertically than to engineer extensibly. The aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the ability to cultivate cyber-wirelessly. the fish is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 biometrics. What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. Without bandwidth, you will lack implementation. Without well-chosen eyeballs, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think next-generation, clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned platforms, supply-chains are forced to become sticky. The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to whiteboard virtually. What does the commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of C2C2C infrastructures. Without preplanned infrastructures, synergistic biometrics are forced to become end-to-end. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. We will redefine the ability of e-markets to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our out-of-the-box, real-world, cross-media social-network-based process management but our capacity to matrix. We here at the fish understand that it is better to monetize super-dynamically than to enable perfectly. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the ability to streamline perfectly. We think we know that if you iterate dynamically then you may also embrace intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media applications and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will upgrade the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "virally-distributed". It may seem terrific, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating new all-hands meetings? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to reintermediate interactively. We have proven we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also architect intuitively. Think micro-global, short-term.