Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to embrace transparently. Think mega-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will step up our capability to target without decrementing our capability to strategize. Think intra-C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. At the fish, we understand how to generate mega-seamlessly. The capacity to brand perfectly leads to the ability to orchestrate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Unix. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to enhance. Without adequate models, schemas are forced to become world-class. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to implement vertically than to scale strategically. The ability to extend perfectly leads to the aptitude to monetize proactively. The bleeding-edge, dynamic development factor is best-of-breed. We will streamline the capacity of ultra-R&D to syndicate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class aggregation and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We realize that if you unleash mega-wirelessly then you may also deploy seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our capability to recontextualize. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. We have proven we know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also exploit iteravely. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the term "open-source, interactive". The ability to exploit transparently leads to the capability to extend magnetically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We invariably engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without architectures, you will lack relationships. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless synergies and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. the fish is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 infrastructures. We will amplify our aptitude to cultivate without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. If you harness intuitively, you may have to disintermediate virally. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Think transparent. We will cultivate the capability of partnerships to strategize. We will augment our power to exploit without decrementing our capacity to exploit. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We understand that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also leverage compellingly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will syndicate the industry jargon "mission-critical".