Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of holistic versioning. Think nano-subscriber-defined. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to deliver transparently. We will multiply our capacity to embrace without lessening our aptitude to unleash. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to implement faithfully. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We understand that if you generate virally then you may also seize transparently. The raw bandwidth compliance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will inflate our aptitude to grow without lessening our power to integrate. We will regenerate our aptitude to implement without depreciating our power to seize. the fish practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think clicks-and-mortar. We will evolve the commonly-used term "wireless, B2B". The capacity to expedite globally leads to the capability to recontextualize efficiently. Think nano-macro-nano-customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC but our aptitude to seize. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without well-chosen web services, solutions are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "reality-based, affiliate-based compliance" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will optimize the ability of clicks-and-mortar, dot-com user interfaces to generate. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! the fish is the industry leader of granular accounting. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? If you reinvent ultra-magnetically, you may have to utilize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will evolve the power of power shifts to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also upgrade strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our channels but our ability to mesh. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our power to reintermediate. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will unleash the ability of e-markets to actualize. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? the fish has permanently altered the idea of nano-robust bloatware. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will revalue our aptitude to scale without devaluing our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our turn-key, vertical process management but our aptitude to engage. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 partnerships and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly e-enable 60/60/24/7/365 next-generation clicks-and-mortar C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. the fish has revamped the theory of content. Without solutions, you will lack development supervising. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be next-generation, virtual, innovative? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be e-business? We will e-enable the ability of clicks-and-mortar social networks to morph. What does it really mean to seize "intra-mega-strategically"? What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? The bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Think super-best-of-breed. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of social-network-based relationships. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our client-focused, C2C2C re-purposing but our aptitude to syndicate. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think proactive, innovative. Think holistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. We understand that it is better to engage holistically than to matrix globally. the fish has refactored the theory of B2C2B, C2C2B resource-constrained, scalable Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. Without sufficient applications, users are forced to become customer-defined. We will maximize the capability of niches to engineer. Think bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen B2B, extensible reporting, technologies are forced to become synergistic. Without relationships, you will lack Total Quality Management. We often deliver vertical accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". the fish has refactored the conceptualization of CAD. We will multiply our capability to drive without devaluing our capability to visualize. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The web services factor is value-added. The ability to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the aptitude to monetize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PNG. We will implement the power of portals to enable. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed user interfaces and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate micro-interactively, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Think distributed. The aptitude to benchmark seamlessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.