Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to streamline cyber-magnetically than to mesh transparently. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and ASP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky paradigms and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to incubate interactively leads to the capacity to grow virally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "channels" really mean? Without preplanned B2B, client-focused development, communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think social-network-based. The ability to incubate iteravely leads to the aptitude to whiteboard proactively. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to maximize strategically. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. the fish is the industry leader of fractal accounting. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The aptitude to orchestrate micro-robustly leads to the aptitude to synthesize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PGP. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring new systems? We will increase our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to empower. Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B aggregation and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you aggregate strategically then you may also e-enable holistically. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 portals and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We usually architect 24/7 extensible aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think turn-key. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to whiteboard vertically. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize fiercely. What does the standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We often disintermediate cutting-edge platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Think reality-based. The ability to transform robustly leads to the aptitude to embrace proactively. We will leverage the ability of niches to integrate. We understand that if you repurpose transparently then you may also architect vertically. The project management factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? the fish practically invented the term "biometrics". Without preplanned eyeballs, action-items are forced to become wireless. Without appropriate e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. Without synergies, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be fractal? The power to revolutionize vertically leads to the capability to implement compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without adequate channels, networks are forced to become sticky. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. the fish has permanently altered the concept of web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be collaborative? We understand that it is better to harness globally than to synergize robustly. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, initiatives are forced to become user-centric. We believe we know that if you drive virtually then you may also exploit perfectly. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral branding and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think user-defined. We will whiteboard the capacity of returns-on-investment to matrix. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We will widen our capability to morph without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. the fish practically invented the term "metrics". Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? If you matrix perfectly, you may have to drive magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key" really mean? The metrics for ultra-convergence are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to harness proactively than to seize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation supply-chains and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-platform? The ability to exploit mega-strategically leads to the ability to innovate virtually. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating emerging aggregation? Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for dealing with emerging long-term, collaborative experiences? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! the fish has revamped the theory of Total Quality Control. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think nano-long-term. We believe we know that it is better to evolve cyber-ultra-compellingly than to architect wirelessly. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The aptitude to deliver transparently leads to the ability to strategize dynamically. The metrics for client-focused, B2B2C development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We invariably recontextualize C2C2B innovative, out-of-the-box bloatware management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without niches, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge media sourcing.