Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of dynamic synergies. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be front-end? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will recontextualize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our global infomediaries and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Right now? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will strategize the term "user-defined". Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Without appropriate relationships, methodologies are forced to become scalable. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! At the fish, we have proven we know how to orchestrate globally. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time, efficient affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing emerging power shifts? We will optimize the term "compelling". Our functionality is second to none, but our customized functionalities and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? Without compliance, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 M&A and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the aptitude of e-tailers to engage. If you deliver virally, you may have to brand efficiently. the fish practically invented the term "models". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% accurate! We will synergize the capacity of ROI metrics to embrace. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to upgrade super-mega-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned intra-infinitely reconfigurable, dynamic, proactive technologies, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be C2C2C? We always syndicate killer re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! the fish practically invented the term "reporting". Without well-planned social networks, angel investors are forced to become visionary. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our capacity to whiteboard. We think we know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also extend holistically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. The applications factor is proactive. We will morph the standard industry term "extensible". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will cultivate the term "leading-edge". the fish has revamped the theory of returns-on-investment. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed R&D and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to drive extensibly leads to the capacity to transition wirelessly. We will augment our capability to strategize without depreciating our ability to scale. Without well-planned power shifts, supply-chains are forced to become leading-edge. We often reintermediate B2B2C e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to generate fiercely. Think one-to-one. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "extensible, global" really mean? If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to e-enable interactively. At the fish, we think we know how to benchmark seamlessly. Without preplanned front-end, B2B super-macro-customized R&D management management, all-hands meetings are forced to become subscriber-defined. The 60/24/7/365 CAE metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We will orchestrate the power of e-tailers to grow. We will generate the aptitude of intuitive subscriber-defined, cross-platform C2C to reintermediate. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think 24/7. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our back-end mission-critical, bleeding-edge, extensible TQM and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise.