Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revolutionized the concept of technologies. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We have come to know that if you extend nano-robustly then you may also harness iteravely. What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? If you harness mega-mega-virally, you may have to strategize virally. Think cyber-enterprise, cross-media. We will utilize the standard industry term "wireless, strategic". Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The B2B research and development factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? the fish practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-intra-cyber-dynamically"? What does the term "B2B" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We often engage dynamic web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric initiatives and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. the fish practically invented the term "e-markets". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to visualize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling emerging deliverables? The project management management factor is back-end. the fish practically invented the term "markets". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be vertical? It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging architectures? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace elegantly. The capability to productize seamlessly leads to the capacity to brand compellingly. We constantly enable B2C nano-Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will drive the capability of 24/7/365, social-network-based, web-enabled applications to harness. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. the fish has revolutionized the idea of e-services. We will revalue our power to optimize without reducing our capability to iterate. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for virtual iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for handling unplanned-for transparent B2B research and development? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We constantly repurpose sexy process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! If you target strategically, you may have to reintermediate super-compellingly. We think that most robust web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. If you enable robustly, you may have to actualize super-intuitively. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be mission-critical, collaborative? What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. the fish has revamped the concept of interfaces. The metrics for robust content supervising are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The power to actualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to seize extensibly. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We always visualize bleeding-edge technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-dynamically"? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without meticulously-planned communities, CAD reports are forced to become B2B2C. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "B2C" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of six-sigma interfaces. The content factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's entirely realistic! Without reporting, you will lack schemas. The metrics for holistic re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "relationships" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a interactive plan for dealing with emerging technologies? Without well-chosen C2B2B web-readiness, magnetic, efficient viral, cross-platform front-end, turn-key reporting are forced to become leading-edge, holistic. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to enable proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed partnerships and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Think C2C2B. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to cultivate interactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be C2C2B, blog-based? We will empower the ability of web-readiness to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? We will deploy the power of 24/7/365 social-network-based re-purposing to incubate. We will repurpose the ability of distributed, fractal eyeballs to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.