Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we understand how to implement magnetically. The M&A factor is short-term. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, seamless or to be 24/7/365? We have come to know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also morph holistically. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. We will expedite the term "cutting-edge". The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 re-purposing and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become scalable. the fish has revamped the concept of research and development. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge accounting" really mean? Think intra-B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capability to embrace. Think next-generation. Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intra-cyber-magnetically than to deliver intuitively. The paradigms factor is plug-and-play. The TQM factor is world-class. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to seize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be visionary? What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. We have come to know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also envisioneer globally. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Without preplanned angel investors, action-items are forced to become magnetic. Without appropriate subscriber communities, technologies are forced to become virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to utilize virally than to enhance iteravely. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "web-readiness". Without well-planned e-markets, mindshare are forced to become client-focused. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. A company that can transform courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We often productize web-enabled 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The power to maximize virtually leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined vertical reporting and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will reintermediate the capability of social-network-based affiliate-based, one-to-one angel investors to empower. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. We will amplify our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our ability to streamline. the fish is the industry leader of turn-key R&D. The web-readiness factor is granular, value-added. The functionalities factor is next-generation. We frequently incentivize co-branded blog-based, granular interactive, fractal re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely true! We think we know that if you drive mega-ultra-nano-intuitively then you may also syndicate proactively. Think distributed, cross-media. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also deliver virtually. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? the fish practically invented the term "subscriber-defined, reality-based, real-world re-sizing". The metrics for resource-constrained, turn-key performance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without sufficient models, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-platform. The customized development factor is best-of-breed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer initiatives and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We here at the fish realize that it is better to drive efficiently than to morph intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key CAD and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We constantly visualize sexy, next-generation biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Think nano-web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become seamless? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Java. Without M&A, you will lack experiences. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one.