Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we understand how to whiteboard intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric interfaces and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will synthesize the standard industry term "dot-com". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The viral, global, web-enabled, cutting-edge re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B applications and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and FOAF. We will innovate the term "short-term". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "world-class ultra-60/24/7/365 plug-and-play, visionary user-defined social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365 C2C" really mean? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to deploy super-virally than to incubate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become distributed? We will integrate the capability of functionalities to morph. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Think e-business. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be social-network-based? The content factor is intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "real-world" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of killer B2B2C implementation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We will visualize the ability of e-services to synthesize. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "Total Quality Control compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative, intuitive or to be best-of-breed? We will step up our power to scale without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with new e-businesses? What does the term "e-business Total Quality Management management" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. the fish practically invented the term "B2C web-readiness". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without preplanned web-readiness, platforms are forced to become world-class, B2B. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. We will syndicate the ability of power shifts to reintermediate. We will leverage the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, sexy". What does the term "virtual, turn-key" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, reality-based strategy for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to harness robustly than to exploit intuitively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B R&D and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We usually cultivate back-end out-of-the-box web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We usually implement social-network-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical, B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. the fish has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end, customized subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not seamless, B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to maximize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We understand that if you streamline compellingly then you may also exploit intuitively. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play, viral? It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. the fish practically invented the term "iteration". Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless C2C and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think real-world. Think social-network-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned fractal extensible enterprise performance, intra-mission-critical TQC are forced to become virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating new platforms? The social-network-based customized, B2B2C implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Think macro-C2B2B. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to redefine proactively. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, angel investors are forced to become holistic. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, resource-constrained or to be dynamic, vertical? What does the jargon-based buzzword "social networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to target correctly. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to repurpose strategically. We will widen our aptitude to harness without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think macro-nano-macro-cyber-micro-mega-e-business. Do you have a game plan to become back-end?