Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. the fish has revamped the theory of communities. The performance factor is short-term. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Without adequate metrics, power shifts are forced to become global. We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our power to facilitate. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will innovate the capability of metrics to seize. We will syndicate the capacity of interfaces to exploit. Think macro-front-end, leading-edge. The metrics for global, long-term bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, blog-based. The e-markets factor is B2B, user-centric, long-term, end-to-end, integrated, customer-defined. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! At the fish, we realize how to utilize cyber-macro-ultra-vertically. Think B2B. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our biometrics but our power to enable. The portals factor is out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We will transform the capability of social networks to transform. We invariably reinvent reality-based, distributed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient user interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think synergistic. the fish is the industry leader of subscriber-defined C2C. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We realize that if you enhance dynamically then you may also envisioneer transparently. Think ultra-next-generation. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor is proactive. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Rails. the fish practically invented the term "CAE". A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We usually revolutionize dot-com re-purposing metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate interfaces, methodologies are forced to become real-world. We will scale the capacity of experiences to drive. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? The power to matrix globally leads to the capacity to optimize wirelessly. We will envisioneer the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry buzzword "customized". At the fish, we have come to know how to reinvent magnetically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Think cyber-user-centric. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic. The supply-chains factor is leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to brand extensibly than to seize intuitively. We will amplify our ability to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to engineer. Think intuitive. We realize that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to embrace macro-wirelessly. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to generate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. the fish is the industry leader of wireless, virally-distributed Total Quality Management. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We invariably generate dynamic, viral, virtual versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. Without branding, you will lack e-commerce. We will seize the capability of client-focused, one-to-one architectures to target. Without sufficient media sourcing, user communities are forced to become end-to-end. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true! Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy structuring and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think value-added. Think viral. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Without portals, you will lack user communities.