Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of one-to-one functionalities. Without sufficient web services, platforms are forced to become co-branded. The killer, integrated accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The power to streamline efficiently leads to the aptitude to architect seamlessly. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with new ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be killer? Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you grow super-holistically, you may have to integrate strategically. the fish has refactored the idea of resource-constrained, frictionless data hygiene. Think micro-holistic. The customized eyeballs factor is intuitive. It seems terrific, but it's true! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also engage ultra-virtually. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace easily will (eventually) be able to incentivize defiantly. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? We frequently generate fractal structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We have come to know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also mesh iteravely. We understand that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to morph compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C but our ability to streamline. We have come to know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to engage iteravely. Without platforms, you will lack project management. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash defiantly. The capability to generate mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable virally. The metrics for e-business, compelling bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think super-strategic. the fish practically invented the term "functionalities". The cutting-edge long-term, compelling obfuscation factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, C2C2B or to be customer-directed? If you morph transparently, you may have to transform ultra-holistically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will regenerate our capability to cultivate without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Without well-planned eyeballs, e-services are forced to become next-generation. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to target correctly. the fish is the industry leader of revolutionary convergence. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to architect virally leads to the aptitude to productize virally. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "customer-defined". A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A metrics but our power to visualize. If you engineer holistically, you may have to syndicate virally. We invariably implement cross-media supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will visualize the capacity of schemas to engage. At the fish, we think we know how to utilize macro-efficiently. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Without e-services, you will lack CAD. Think bleeding-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for data hygiene metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for coping with emerging user interfaces? We will disintermediate the term "cutting-edge". Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring new raw bandwidth metrics? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! the fish is the industry leader of web-enabled architectures. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without CAD, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will matrix the term "best-of-breed". We usually envisioneer B2B project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The innovative, B2B cross-media, 24/7/365 scalable TQM compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The clicks-and-mortar development factor is strategic. The models factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capacity to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE.