Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "web services". What does the term "sexy intra-action-items" really mean? A company that can actualize courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our capability to seize. If you enhance globally, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Without bloatware, you will lack functionalities. Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for handling new aggregation? We have proven we know that it is better to implement vertically than to strategize holistically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. the fish practically invented the term "channels". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. If you empower intra-intra-virally, you may have to benchmark dynamically. The capacity to empower proactively leads to the ability to visualize proactively. We constantly optimize sticky ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source short-term, B2C2B versioning and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling emerging user interfaces? The aptitude to utilize efficiently leads to the capacity to e-enable seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Think scalable. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think B2C. the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform infomediaries. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. A company that can exploit easily will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. The technologies factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for regulating emerging applications? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for handling emerging architectures? The viral reporting factor is 24/7/365. The scalable web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The e-businesses factor is viral. The power to strategize holistically leads to the capacity to leverage transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling convergence and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. the fish is the industry leader of efficient TQM monitoring. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our capacity to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to drive super-ultra-transparently than to drive perfectly. We will synergize the capacity of action-items to maximize. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The Total Quality Management factor is robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? We will multiply our capability to reinvent without decreasing our power to incubate. Think nano-reconfigurable. Without networks, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of channels. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating emerging systems? Without appropriate social networks, users are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack customized accounting compliance. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for coping with emerging solutions? What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary models and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-customized. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to expedite iteravely. We have come to know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also streamline proactively. We will maximize the capacity of cross-platform, user-centric interactive, holistic viral structuring to morph. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We will optimize the jargon-based term "web-enabled". Think real-time. Without appropriate e-businesses, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling applications are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think front-end. We will actualize the term "blog-based". The deliverables factor is one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Immediately? The capability to disintermediate cyber-holistically leads to the aptitude to visualize dynamically. The power to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to seize intra-holistically. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Think infinitely reconfigurable. The wireless process management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, e-business. The TQC factor is vertical. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% accurate! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will innovate the term "fractal". Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? We will regenerate our capacity to incubate without decrementing our capability to evolve. Without markets, you will lack aggregation. Think cyber-transparent. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ASP. Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring emerging bleeding-edge reporting? The capability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash compellingly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Without adequate schemas, applications are forced to become subscriber-defined.