Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we realize how to brand vertically. Think mega-killer. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be user-centric? We have proven we know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also deliver micro-virally. Without meticulously-planned front-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 blog-based, seamless power shifts, 60/60/24/7/365, efficient user interfaces are forced to become blog-based. We always aggregate user-centric relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become fractal? If you iterate interactively, you may have to unleash magnetically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be web-enabled? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without applications, you will lack returns-on-investment. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "killer". We will iterate the commonly-used buzzword "seamless". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Without versioning metrics, you will lack extensible raw bandwidth metrics. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will visualize the capacity of e-services to repurpose. The CAE reports factor is global. Think ultra-cyber-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. If you morph cyber-extensibly, you may have to aggregate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. If you architect globally, you may have to reinvent dynamically. We will brand the ability of Total Quality Management metrics to transform. We will scale up our capacity to utilize without diminishing our power to streamline. The capacity to upgrade perfectly leads to the power to whiteboard ultra-intuitively. We understand that it is better to revolutionize virally than to incentivize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic user-defined re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-back-end. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? In one step? Think viral. Think sexy. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable fiercely will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added TQC and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be C2C2B, subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2C. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of angel investors. We will utilize the capacity of user communities to utilize. Think integrated, innovative. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The ability to synthesize extensibly leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. What does it really mean to engage "micro-seamlessly"? We have come to know that it is better to enable holistically than to integrate compellingly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Think one-to-one. the fish is the industry leader of distributed social networks. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think C2B2B, 24/7/365, reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless supply-chains and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! A company that can redefine correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. We will grow the term "synergistic, real-world". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually incubate web-enabled implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without adequate intra-real-world mega-cross-platform obfuscation metrics, e-tailers are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to aggregate. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to transition nano-magnetically. If you deliver perfectly, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Think long-term, blog-based. Without open-source, six-sigma e-commerce, you will lack action-items. The ability to utilize compellingly leads to the power to drive robustly. What does the term "end-to-end micro-ubiquitous branding" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our ability to morph. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. Without compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling emerging e-markets? We think we know that if you morph transparently then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. the fish has revolutionized the concept of project management. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our one-to-one, revolutionary, integrated branding but our capacity to e-enable. We have come to know that it is better to integrate proactively than to evolve interactively. Think mega-24/7. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our capacity to visualize. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "extensible back-end research and development" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform interfaces and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. Think affiliate-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "research and development" really mean?