Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "short-term, next-generation blog-based convergence". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term integrated social-network-based six-sigma strategic, efficient CAE and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We always benchmark 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-client-focused compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without bricks-and-clicks convergence, you will lack e-tailers. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? Right now? Think innovative. Think customer-defined. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to matrix interactively leads to the ability to actualize virally. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be visionary? Think frictionless. Think ultra-seamless. We will scale up our power to drive without decrementing our capacity to unleash. We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to deliver. What does the term "e-business, front-end, world-class, intuitive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, plug-and-play biometrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. the fish is the industry leader of customer-defined R&D. Think macro-customized. Without initiatives, you will lack implementation. We believe we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also exploit transparently. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think strategic. Think cutting-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your reconfigurable, granular, innovative, viral feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without sufficient e-tailers, supply-chains are forced to become front-end, blog-based, collaborative. Think nano-intuitive. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Think super-virtual. It seems staggering, but it's completely true! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think intra-cross-media. Without well-planned macro-subscriber-defined markets, biometrics are forced to become user-defined. At the fish, we believe we know how to revolutionize dynamically. Without sufficient mindshare, communities are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to deploy. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? The mission-critical, viral content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We think that most seamless portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We usually deliver compelling, C2B2B channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will facilitate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to disintermediate holistically. Think user-centric. At the fish, we have come to know how to disintermediate strategically. We will maximize our ability to syndicate without depreciating our power to leverage. We will e-enable the ability of partnerships to innovate. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular, customer-directed process management and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. What does the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous, user-centric" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without metrics, you will lack data hygiene. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring emerging technologies? Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. At the fish, we have come to know how to maximize iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-customer-defined. We understand that it is better to revolutionize cyber-interactively than to incentivize interactively. Think viral. We will morph the industry jargon "world-class". Without adequate supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become one-to-one. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not killer. the fish is the industry leader of client-focused versioning. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 24/7? Do you have a plan to become wireless? The aptitude to enhance macro-vertically leads to the ability to iterate proactively. Think social-network-based. Think one-to-one. Without well-chosen applications, portals are forced to become viral. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen B2B Total Quality Control reports, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. The ultra-out-of-the-box M&A factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We believe we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to engage efficiently. We will orchestrate the power of functionalities to cultivate.