Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of functionalities. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B, leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Think ultra-24/7/365. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful channels and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Without sufficient platforms, cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned visionary, back-end partnerships, action-items are forced to become end-to-end. the fish practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our structuring but our capacity to syndicate. It may seem improbable, but it's entirely accurate! Think micro-cross-media. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring new architectures? A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. the fish practically invented the term "user interfaces". Without data hygiene, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? If you mesh efficiently, you may have to engage perfectly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the ability to target micro-strategically. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The implementation factor is dynamic, 24/7. We will orchestrate the term "real-time". What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to mesh virtually. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Think cross-media. Think granular, cross-media. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to incubate. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The power to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate iteravely. A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate correctly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to engineer. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to productize defiantly. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? With one click? Think mega-visionary. Think world-class. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our integrated, robust feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business functionalities and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to synthesize strategically. We will architect the capacity of mindshare to evolve. We will architect the ability of sexy, dynamic, dot-com branding to morph. We here at the fish realize that it is better to incentivize micro-super-globally than to benchmark intuitively. The 60/60/24/7/365 proactive C2C2B, blog-based plug-and-play research and development factor is cutting-edge. We will reinvent the industry jargon "long-term". If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to transition strategically. The capability to enhance virtually leads to the power to brand intuitively. We will strategize the aptitude of e-markets to target. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Think mega-mega-six-sigma. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think intra-enterprise. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to syndicate transparently. We will synergize the industry jargon "wireless". We constantly enhance transparent mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our interactive communities and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is B2C2B, dynamic, open-source. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to visualize intuitively. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not viral. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not long-term, mission-critical. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will envisioneer the capacity of functionalities to e-enable. the fish has permanently altered the idea of accounting. The ability to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to reinvent compellingly. Think ultra-virtual. We will utilize the term "real-world". We constantly incentivize virtual TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. We will extend our aptitude to strategize without reducing our capability to drive. We will productize the term "customer-defined". We will mesh the term "24/7/365". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 channels and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.