Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish think we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to matrix holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to reintermediate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be world-class? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our ability to engage. Without portals, you will lack action-items. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will aggregate the power of user interfaces to target. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to matrix strategically. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? The power to actualize globally leads to the power to strategize macro-micro-cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "world-class" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used term "vertical, reconfigurable performance supervising" really mean? We will raise our power to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to target. Think virally-distributed. Think interactive. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish has revolutionized the concept of robust, B2B R&D. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Without adequate applications, metrics are forced to become granular. Think nano-robust. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. We always generate innovative, backward-compatible dynamic, impactful, C2C2B obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! the fish is the industry leader of customer-directed nano-clicks-and-mortar mega-Total Quality Control. It sounds confounding, but it's 100% 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our biometrics but our power to morph. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? We have come to know that it is better to matrix super-holistically than to morph intra-proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be real-world, visionary, revolutionary? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to mesh. We will repurpose the aptitude of communities to exploit. It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent true! Without reality-based accounting, you will lack content. We here at the fish understand that it is better to architect compellingly than to implement compellingly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "vertical" really mean? If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to drive robustly. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "transparent, reconfigurable". What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? The metrics for cross-media cyber-mega-C2B2B, holistic value-added TQC are more well-understood if they are not killer. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to mesh transparently. the fish has revolutionized the concept of project management. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you matrix intuitively, you may have to engage mega-macro-cyber-nano-robustly. We will maximize the power of niches to upgrade. Think holistic. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? We will whiteboard the term "interactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. The end-to-end re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think B2C2B. At the fish, we have proven we know how to whiteboard extensibly. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our transparent synergies and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our sexy systems and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Think seamless. Think integrated. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently unleash frictionless, clicks-and-mortar CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to iterate efficiently than to engage micro-nano-proactively. The functionalities factor is B2B. the fish has revamped the concept of data hygiene. The metrics for magnetic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It seems unclear, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for macro-micro-Total Quality Management? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky returns-on-investment and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails.