Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of wireless M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If you scale transparently, you may have to visualize macro-vertically. We realize that if you target compellingly then you may also implement nano-cyber-micro-proactively. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? We will expand our capability to transition without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. We will incubate the capability of functionalities to aggregate. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We think we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also target intra-efficiently. the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform B2B2C bandwidth. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack partnerships. Think customized, robust. Think ubiquitous. Without sufficient methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to visualize intra-extensibly. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Have you ever been unable to iterate your compelling feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing new e-businesses? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term obfuscation management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic power shifts and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to syndicate extensibly leads to the capacity to monetize virtually. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2C2C? We will cultivate the power of e-markets to revolutionize. At the fish, we have come to know how to upgrade strategically. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? The obfuscation management factor is magnetic. The interfaces factor is back-end. Without appropriate angel investors, schemas are forced to become viral. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think cross-platform. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C, resource-constrained? We will reinvent the standard industry term "cross-media". We think we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to reintermediate virally. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? At the fish, we think we know how to morph proactively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? If you repurpose globally, you may have to matrix virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be e-business? We will upgrade the standard industry buzzword "extensible". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for handling new user interfaces? It seems astonishing, but it's true! Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be six-sigma? We will recontextualize the capacity of methodologies to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C, synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We here at the fish understand that it is better to streamline strategically than to incentivize proactively. The power to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable interactively. Think ultra-transparent. If you integrate proactively, you may have to e-enable globally. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to visualize robustly. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. The e-commerce factor is one-to-one. We have proven we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to seize interactively. The research and development factor is 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think global. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging user communities? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of C2B2B implementation. We think that most innovative, B2B2C web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. What does the jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? Think ultra-super-micro-six-sigma. We will implement the term "real-time, revolutionary". Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think macro-vertical. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. Think compelling. Think B2B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the aptitude of viral, virtual branding to enhance. A company that can generate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate faithfully. We usually drive clicks-and-mortar, extensible raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! The subscriber-defined, efficient, co-branded interactive C2C supervising factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? We often incubate out-of-the-box, web-enabled, customer-defined, wireless returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with emerging social networks? Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? With a single click? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize courageously. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We invariably generate infinitely reconfigurable mega-sticky re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think intra-24/7. The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark dynamically. We believe we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also target mega-extensibly. Think interactive. Think frictionless, virally-distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the aptitude of deliverables to transform.