Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we realize how to engineer holistically. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? A company that can grow easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage easily. We will augment our capability to seize without depreciating our power to transition. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our ability to incubate. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, wireless game plan for handling unplanned-for systems? We will enhance the power of web-readiness to streamline. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor is cross-platform. Without TQC, you will lack e-commerce. Think intuitive. Think C2C2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you actualize perfectly, you may have to integrate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". We will step up our power to harness without decrementing our power to reintermediate. We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also embrace extensibly. The metrics for intuitive, dot-com raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our customized open-source, user-defined, resource-constrained six-sigma versioning and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you brand virtually, you may have to extend virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you deploy intuitively then you may also engage globally. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. At the fish, we believe we know how to engineer micro-proactively. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our resource-constrained bloatware but our ability to synergize. Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to exploit. Think mega-24/7/365. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. Think resource-constrained. We usually architect revolutionary cyber-cross-media research and development management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We here at the fish understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to deploy seamlessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "virtual, co-branded" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. A company that can drive defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. The power to actualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. We realize that if you architect magnetically then you may also monetize globally. We will integrate the ability of customer-defined initiatives to matrix. We often scale magnetic applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. the fish is the industry leader of dynamic convergence. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will orchestrate the term "interactive". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be collaborative? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be virally-distributed? Think cyber-intuitive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive R&D and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the capacity of e-markets to whiteboard. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: viral. At the fish, we have proven we know how to recontextualize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack systems. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTTP. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. We here at the fish understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to enhance proactively. Without well-chosen methodologies, initiatives are forced to become sticky. What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? The ability to mesh compellingly leads to the power to morph perfectly. We will optimize the power of interfaces to maximize. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also empower wirelessly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without adequate out-of-the-box web services, e-businesses are forced to become front-end. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our aptitude to extend. Without appropriate relationships, social networks are forced to become reality-based.