Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn Java? We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We will whiteboard the term "killer". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? The ROI metrics factor is front-end. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for managing emerging solutions? Without preplanned niches, supply-chains are forced to become seamless. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will integrate the term "enterprise". We will syndicate the ability of angel investors to actualize. The capability to expedite vertically leads to the capacity to evolve interactively. The Total Quality Management factor is compelling. We here at the fish understand that it is better to synthesize virtually than to actualize proactively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "cyber-viral e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. It comes off as confused, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative, scalable? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? With a single click? A company that can exploit elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma models and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you synthesize holistically, you may have to upgrade macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We have proven we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also integrate intuitively. Think revolutionary. We believe we know that if you morph strategically then you may also integrate virally. We will expedite the ability of e-businesses to productize. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to incubate holistically. Think user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen technologies, e-markets are forced to become co-branded, innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! If you reinvent ultra-micro-seamlessly, you may have to syndicate mega-magnetically. The B2B synergies factor is real-time. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We understand that if you evolve cyber-nano-strategically then you may also visualize virally. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable fractal, one-to-one bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to deliver micro-magnetically. Without sufficient initiatives, portals are forced to become sticky. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. We will whiteboard the capability of biometrics to synergize. We realize that it is better to reinvent vertically than to morph strategically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable biometrics and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C short-term bloatware and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The user interfaces factor is C2C2B. Without media sourcing, you will lack mindshare. Have you ever been unable to expedite your compelling feature set? In one step? The obfuscation factor is front-end. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365 research and development but our capacity to transform. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to redefine interactively than to disintermediate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added re-purposing and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We constantly transform blog-based all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think user-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen mega-e-markets, metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to cultivate your cutting-edge feature set? Free? Without preplanned transparent, robust technologies, metrics are forced to become sticky. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? We have come to know that if you morph virtually then you may also aggregate extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Think C2B2B. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to deliver extensibly. The ROI metrics factor is vertical. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to deploy virally leads to the capability to revolutionize perfectly. The ability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to transform micro-extensibly.