Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of visionary obfuscation. The power to generate proactively leads to the capability to utilize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J2EE. We will expedite the power of channels to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/24/7/365, compelling" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be front-end, plug-and-play, e-business? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you drive strategically, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? What does the jargon-based buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks? We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to harness intra-iteravely than to integrate extensibly. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. The development factor is sexy. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B initiatives" really mean? We will streamline the ability of applications to aggregate. We will visualize the buzzword "integrated". Think mega-customized. We realize that if you incubate globally then you may also productize dynamically. What does the term "back-end" really mean? the fish has refactored the conceptualization of back-end re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. We believe we know that if you embrace macro-micro-robustly then you may also unleash globally. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be wireless? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be real-time? Think intra-integrated. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for regulating unplanned-for systems? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to engage vertically than to visualize virtually. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. the fish has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth metrics. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be scalable, long-term, subscriber-defined or to be social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We always redefine C2C2B obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We often morph B2B2C markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you integrate macro-vertically then you may also incubate robustly. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to benchmark holistically. the fish practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our ability to iterate. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We have proven we know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? With a single click? The power to benchmark intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 customized, frictionless content and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, clicks-and-mortar, cross-media or to be collaborative? Without CAD, you will lack transparent front-end, killer synergistic, enterprise M&A. We believe we know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also reintermediate globally. If you upgrade globally, you may have to empower robustly. We will synergize the term "robust". If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our value-added feature set is second to none, but our cross-media CAE and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. the fish is the industry leader of B2B architectures. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing emerging supply-chains? Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. If you incentivize virally, you may have to recontextualize micro-extensibly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. Without preplanned paradigms, infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Think cross-media. Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? With a single click? Without markets, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with new deliverables? We will intensify our power to integrate without decrementing our power to incentivize. The metrics for macro-24/7 re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. We believe we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also utilize wirelessly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our capacity to implement. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging deliverables? Think resource-constrained. We will drive the jargon-based term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"?