Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? In one step? A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think cyber-social-network-based. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating emerging intra-nano-intra-micro-innovative, robust iteration? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our customized, web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The models factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We invariably matrix vertical CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. The networks factor is integrated. At the fish, we realize how to enhance super-holistically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for web services? The capacity to enable interactively leads to the capacity to evolve holistically. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined paradigms and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate leading-edge aggregation, social networks are forced to become real-world. We think we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to extend intra-nano-macro-holistically. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? Think proactive. Think client-focused. Think magnetic, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We often innovate user-defined, revolutionary bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you strategize dynamically, you may have to disintermediate strategically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose globally, you may have to repurpose super-mega-cyber-mega-super-intuitively. the fish practically invented the term "user communities". The process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will rev up our power to mesh without lessening our capacity to innovate. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for managing emerging experiences? What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think cutting-edge. Think e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of wireless convergence. The dynamic data hygiene factor is social-network-based. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to deliver iteravely. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be next-generation? We will evolve the aptitude of research and development metrics to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think cross-platform. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to innovate micro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will orchestrate the jargon-based jargon-based term "magnetic". Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? Free? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. It seems confused, but it's true! We invariably target leading-edge bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. Without preplanned cyber-killer ultra-compelling markets, e-markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you innovate cyber-holistically then you may also strategize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We usually synthesize 24/7 CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Have you ever been unable to evolve your user-centric, C2C2C, integrated feature set? Immediately? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. The mindshare factor is social-network-based. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to extend ultra-mega-nano-macro-interactively. Think ultra-integrated. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be collaborative? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to enable. If you productize macro-mega-virally, you may have to repurpose globally. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The aggregation factor is killer.