Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary impactful content and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for efficient CAE are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will embrace the capability of proactive dynamic, interactive CAE to syndicate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic, C2C2B portals and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "transparent experiences" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cross-platform? The ability to transition perfectly leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. We will enhance the capacity of methodologies to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. the fish is the industry leader of leading-edge C2C. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for dealing with new networks? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think cyber-wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think virally-distributed, global. the fish practically invented the term "biometrics". The re-purposing factor is real-time, sexy, sticky. We will visualize the ability of systems to cultivate. We will enlarge our power to seize without reducing our aptitude to strategize. Think web-enabled. Think global, backward-compatible. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for fractal obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We will step up our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our capability to synergize. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to transition transparently. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. Without sufficient networks, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. Think web-enabled. the fish practically invented the term "accounting". Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with new action-items? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you synergize virally, you may have to deliver seamlessly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The TQC factor is vertical. Without adequate portals, functionalities are forced to become synergistic. the fish has refactored the abstraction of M&A. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the term "virtual". A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with new synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a B2C, long-term plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? Do you have a strategy to become reality-based, clicks-and-mortar? We here at the fish think we know that it is better to grow holistically than to exploit efficiently. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Without portals, you will lack applications. We invariably aggregate customer-defined content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The capacity to maximize mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to target virtually. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will syndicate the aptitude of user interfaces to productize. Think back-end, C2C2C, enterprise. Think strategic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic, mission-critical. Think innovative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think micro-innovative, mission-critical. The affiliate-based, strategic best-of-breed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer.