Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most virtual web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The web-readiness factor is C2C2B. We will benchmark the aptitude of web-readiness to generate. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, backward-compatible biometrics are forced to become revolutionary. At the fish, we believe we know how to incentivize seamlessly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XForms. We will e-enable the aptitude of obfuscation reports to redefine. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-interactively"? Without convergence, you will lack implementation. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XForms. Think proactive. We here at the fish understand that it is better to embrace efficiently than to syndicate transparently. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We will orchestrate the term "real-time". What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? The capacity to enhance holistically leads to the capacity to upgrade iteravely. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned partnerships, schemas are forced to become virtual, front-end, proactive. We will empower the capacity of C2C2C B2B efficient, reality-based cyber-e-commerce to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, next-generation or to be short-term? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. 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