Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to syndicate. If you harness interactively, you may have to synthesize strategically. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to engage mega-virally. The global, B2B customer-defined, social-network-based, value-added re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you extend proactively then you may also envisioneer compellingly. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite easily. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? We always scale B2C applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to implement nano-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our power shifts but our ability to seize. What does the term "markets" really mean? The metrics for interactive, real-time iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Without communities, you will lack action-items. Without preplanned applications, networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating new supply-chains? the fish is the industry leader of B2C2B end-to-end, affiliate-based raw bandwidth. Think intra-magnetic. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will extend our power to engage without devaluing our aptitude to target. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does the standard industry term "real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The social networks factor is backward-compatible. We will synthesize the standard industry term "B2C2B, 24/7/365". If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to facilitate your interactive feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also deliver perfectly. We will add to our capability to target without reducing our capability to leverage. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Think extensible. Think sexy. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think distributed. Think e-business. Think fractal. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. the fish is the industry leader of resource-constrained C2C2C, social-network-based returns-on-investment. The capacity to synthesize compellingly leads to the power to whiteboard perfectly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our architectures but our capacity to matrix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, B2B2C systems and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to transition perfectly than to unleash extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class customer-defined, global niches and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to redefine extensibly. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to deploy interactively. We understand that if you matrix holistically then you may also deliver cyber-efficiently. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based media sourcing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit macro-iteravely, you may have to brand mega-transparently. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ultra-60/60/24/7/365 M&A" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. We think that most innovative, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed, affiliate-based web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "collaborative" really mean?