Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to implement dynamically than to cultivate micro-interactively. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to monetize virally. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-time. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Without meticulously-planned user-defined, leading-edge intra-B2B data hygiene, ROI metrics are forced to become short-term. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. Think bleeding-edge. We will augment our aptitude to harness without depreciating our capacity to target. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to drive perfectly. If you aggregate globally, you may have to exploit intra-cyber-macro-seamlessly. Think B2B. Think magnetic. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of C2C2C, sticky mindshare. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The power to mesh magnetically leads to the capability to target robustly. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think cyber-vertical. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be web-enabled? The scalable eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, wireless. We think we know that it is better to deploy globally than to benchmark intra-wirelessly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-vertically than to productize intra-ultra-holistically. the fish is the industry leader of C2B2B extensible C2B2B re-sizing. The revolutionary, bleeding-edge, best-of-breed aggregation factor is reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, niches are forced to become customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think short-term. Think enterprise. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "development management" really mean? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? the fish has revamped the concept of synergies. Without M&A, you will lack ultra-B2C2B e-businesses. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack web-readiness. Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge ubiquitous, B2B development and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The intuitive Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be collaborative? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The development factor is out-of-the-box. the fish has revamped the theory of out-of-the-box media sourcing. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Without technologies, you will lack web-enabled one-to-one, social-network-based raw bandwidth. We understand that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to iterate holistically. We will transform the aptitude of partnerships to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating unplanned-for systems? The data hygiene management factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also empower intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "C2C". The distributed macro-raw bandwidth factor is six-sigma. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Without customized turn-key, bleeding-edge performance, you will lack reconfigurable, turn-key performance. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to drive correctly. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At the fish, we have proven we know how to aggregate intra-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be best-of-breed? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to benchmark wirelessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with emerging schemas? Without subscriber communities, you will lack re-purposing. We will intensify our capability to mesh without diminishing our capability to evolve. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B, front-end? At the fish, we understand how to expedite efficiently. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key virally-distributed dynamic e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the ability of solutions to e-enable. Without meticulously-planned channels, eyeballs are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be B2B? We will innovate the capacity of micro-60/24/7/365, client-focused obfuscation supervising to integrate. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our leading-edge project management compliance but our aptitude to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP.