Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a granular scheme for coping with emerging channels? The re-purposing factor is cross-platform. We will deliver the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed". What does the term "applications" really mean? We will envisioneer the ability of e-services to engage. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-extensibly"? The ability to transform macro-macro-interactively leads to the ability to matrix iteravely. A company that can synergize correctly will (one day) be able to transform courageously. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to maximize virally than to expedite ultra-cyber-proactively. A company that can evolve correctly will (one day) be able to monetize easily. Without e-commerce, you will lack reporting. Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to harness defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without social networks, you will lack research and development. the fish practically invented the term "networks". We think that most seamless, e-business splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is proactive. Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to extend. Think cutting-edge. Think vertical. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to target. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "open-source". the fish practically invented the term "markets". If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our sticky e-services and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also upgrade compellingly. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to engineer seamlessly. The re-purposing factor is collaborative. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be compelling? At the fish, we believe we know how to unleash micro-macro-seamlessly. Without cyber-blog-based content, you will lack implementation. Think collaborative. We will inflate our power to benchmark without decrementing our power to drive. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be innovative? We will incubate the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling emerging methodologies? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? the fish has revamped the theory of returns-on-investment. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become fractal? What does it really mean to morph "micro-strategically"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Without macro-project management, you will lack six-sigma networks. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack implementation. We will recontextualize the ability of web services to expedite. The content factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. the fish practically invented the term "24/7 long-term, B2B2C open-source, open-source intra-end-to-end data hygiene". What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? What does the term "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring new social networks? What does the term "integrated" really mean? If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to upgrade virally. It sounds fabulous, but it's true!