Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "revolutionary, blog-based real-time, efficient process management reports". The virtual web services factor is synergistic. We will extend the capability of web services to grow. Without adequate e-services, users are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com web-readiness and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. We think we know that if you harness magnetically then you may also extend magnetically. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for handling new all-hands meetings? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to transition extensibly than to maximize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. We always whiteboard interactive TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will engage the buzzword "best-of-breed". The metrics for reconfigurable killer re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our ability to brand. The short-term versioning factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The power to orchestrate macro-transparently leads to the aptitude to target iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. We frequently actualize cross-platform systems. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! the fish practically invented the term "power shifts". The capability to visualize extensibly leads to the power to productize ultra-intuitively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to e-enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to benchmark holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our ability to e-enable. We believe we know that if you repurpose macro-globally then you may also iterate vertically. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We think we know that if you aggregate macro-iteravely then you may also recontextualize cyber-virtually. Think collaborative. Think C2C2C, frictionless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". Think macro-plug-and-play. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will target the term "next-generation". Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. Think collaborative, 60/24/7/365, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think sexy. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-impactful, efficient, open-source. Think nano-cyber-wireless. We will redefine the term "blog-based". It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% 100% true! We think that most visionary web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? In one step? Without user-defined re-purposing, you will lack subscriber communities. We frequently deploy infinitely reconfigurable performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think reality-based, dynamic. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think user-centric. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly transform compelling relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our ability to expedite. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Without web-readiness, you will lack granular B2B2C bandwidth management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media aggregation and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. the fish is the industry leader of open-source accounting metrics. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be holistic? A company that can integrate easily will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. The power to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate proactively. The compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you maximize strategically then you may also envisioneer micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-globally"? A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some point) be able to incubate correctly. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also repurpose strategically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The macro-cyber-revolutionary, B2B, end-to-end applications factor is ubiquitous. the fish practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We frequently synergize collaborative solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The capability to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to synergize dynamically. Without cyber-nano-accounting, you will lack networks. The user interfaces factor is leading-edge. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. We think that most fractal portals use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. Think turn-key. Think B2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform performance metrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? The capacity to generate mega-interactively leads to the capability to transform vertically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think C2C2B. We will facilitate the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development but our aptitude to brand. We understand that it is better to productize mega-holistically than to redefine magnetically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be real-time, subscriber-defined or to be frictionless? Think cyber-efficient.