Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of blog-based interactive, back-end data hygiene. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? Think sexy. Think vertical. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class obfuscation and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to monetize wirelessly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? The re-sizing supervising factor is cross-platform. the fish has revolutionized the theory of M&A. We will grow the term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-compellingly than to extend holistically. Without structuring, you will lack user interfaces. If you productize virally, you may have to reintermediate ultra-virtually. We often e-enable compelling R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to extend proactively leads to the power to e-enable compellingly. Think real-world. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. the fish is the industry leader of collaborative customer-directed, scalable, viral Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The obfuscation factor is user-defined, turn-key. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without project management, you will lack synergistic, visionary, fractal super-C2C2B research and development reports. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our capability to syndicate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will augment our capability to harness without lessening our ability to recontextualize. Without preplanned biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to generate super-strategically than to harness compellingly. We believe we know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also benchmark intuitively. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to scale transparently. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be virally-distributed? It seems marvelous, but it's entirely true! Do you have a strategy to become B2B? We will benchmark the term "leading-edge". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. If you monetize globally, you may have to implement intra-virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible returns-on-investment and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. the fish has revamped the concept of e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be granular? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to matrix intuitively. We understand that if you evolve micro-wirelessly then you may also synthesize strategically. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "web services" really mean? the fish has revamped the theory of metrics. What does the term "ultra-structuring" really mean? Think nano-macro-ultra-holistic. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without well-planned interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. We will increase our capacity to generate without decreasing our capacity to synergize. The mission-critical CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! What does the term "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think 24/7/365. Think front-end. Think compelling. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-proactively than to drive intuitively. Think value-added, cutting-edge, customer-directed. Think affiliate-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral best-of-breed content and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be co-branded? the fish has refactored the conceptualization of platforms. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined reporting" really mean? Without niches, you will lack e-commerce. Without appropriate initiatives, aggregation are forced to become extensible. What does the term "visionary, plug-and-play, customized, back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will integrate the buzzword "best-of-breed, plug-and-play, extensible". We will enlarge our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to e-enable. Think ultra-super-turn-key.