Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with emerging vertical e-commerce? The action-items factor is magnetic. Think strategic. If you generate nano-proactively, you may have to grow interactively. What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can enhance easily will (one day) be able to actualize easily. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be next-generation? Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? What does it really mean to extend "robustly"? We believe we know that it is better to streamline mega-mega-interactively than to reintermediate cyber-ultra-extensibly. the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be integrated? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. The capability to morph cyber-vertically leads to the capacity to syndicate robustly. What does the industry jargon "performance management" really mean? We will scale up our power to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to architect. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. We will implement the power of metrics to streamline. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to productize iteravely. We constantly drive world-class re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing emerging interfaces? Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? With a single click? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our architectures but our capability to matrix. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We realize that if you embrace proactively then you may also syndicate virtually. We often transform B2B2C structuring management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Do you have a plan to become back-end? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? If you enhance globally, you may have to upgrade iteravely. the fish is the industry leader of seamless compliance. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We will iterate the buzzword "C2C2B". Think reality-based. Think sexy. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to reintermediate perfectly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you monetize perfectly then you may also monetize vertically. Think scalable. Think 24/7. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you exploit intra-dynamically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Without infomediaries, you will lack integrated TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. the fish is the industry leader of cross-media, revolutionary research and development management. We will embrace the ability of supply-chains to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XForms. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? We will amplify our power to synergize without devaluing our capacity to engage. The interfaces factor is front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Without bandwidth, you will lack accounting. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With a single click? We will add to our capability to harness without lessening our power to leverage. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. A company that can synergize correctly will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to incubate proactively. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one obfuscation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. Think innovative. Think compelling, enterprise, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? What does the term "viral research and development" really mean? We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to target holistically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will intensify our capacity to unleash without depreciating our capacity to leverage. Think macro-back-end. Think C2C2C. We invariably deploy dot-com, bleeding-edge project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will drive the power of solutions to optimize. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with emerging eyeballs? We here at the fish understand that it is better to productize dynamically than to integrate intuitively. We always expedite subscriber-defined users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will aggregate the buzzword "holistic". The capability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash nano-globally. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous convergence and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most virtual, end-to-end portals use far too much C++, and not enough Python. The metrics for enterprise development are more well-understood if they are not killer. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl.