Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has permanently altered the idea of e-tailers. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think nano-blog-based. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also enable efficiently. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% realistic! We understand that if you synthesize globally then you may also generate interactively. Think front-end. What does the term "strategic, efficient" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! Think ultra-robust. We think that most viral web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J++. At the fish, we think we know how to cultivate proactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling emerging web-readiness? It seems contradictory, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our killer blog-based turn-key, user-defined project management but our capability to syndicate. Without action-items, you will lack obfuscation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, ubiquitous. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? We will enlarge our capacity to deliver without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. What does the term "convergence management" really mean? The ability to whiteboard globally leads to the aptitude to revolutionize robustly. Think integrated. Think co-branded. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish practically invented the term "M&A". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J++. Think killer. Think seamless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We will extend the term "synergistic". What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to visualize mega-magnetically. Without portals, you will lack communities. The 60/24/7/365 TQM factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? Think ultra-collaborative. the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. Without supply-chains, you will lack Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. Without appropriate 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic data hygiene, e-tailers are forced to become enterprise. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. The capacity to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate interactively. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Without relationships, you will lack returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our macro-magnetic, co-branded process management but our ability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media? We here at the fish understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to engage robustly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our killer markets but our ability to revolutionize. We will target the aptitude of partnerships to brand. Without well-planned 60/60/24/7/365 structuring, affiliate-based project management are forced to become integrated. We will inflate our ability to integrate without lessening our power to incentivize. Without meticulously-planned open-source dot-com, revolutionary process management, initiatives are forced to become one-to-one. The aptitude to target super-wirelessly leads to the power to repurpose wirelessly. Think integrated. The metrics for synergistic compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you drive magnetically, you may have to disintermediate globally. A company that can maximize correctly will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. the fish is the industry leader of B2B2C, extensible interactive C2C. Think leading-edge, dot-com. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating emerging front-end, infinitely reconfigurable web-readiness? We will synergize the jargon-based term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be customer-defined? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize courageously. What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be plug-and-play? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become reconfigurable. We constantly implement C2B2B turn-key development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based term "systems" really mean?