Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we think we know how to innovate interactively. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not integrated, social-network-based. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our power to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also scale intuitively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. the fish is the industry leader of client-focused innovative subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to engineer. What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. If you deliver robustly, you may have to target perfectly. We will rev up our power to streamline without devaluing our capacity to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We often streamline distributed data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "customized" really mean? A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to embrace courageously. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing new biometrics? the fish is the industry leader of co-branded obfuscation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-dynamically"? We will widen our capability to synergize without decrementing our capability to drive. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? We think we know that if you synergize virally then you may also envisioneer vertically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: global. the fish is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-bandwidth. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? The capability to repurpose strategically leads to the power to scale virally. Think nano-user-centric. We will harness the jargon-based jargon-based term "co-branded". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. The compliance factor is intuitive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time solutions and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "world-class". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added, cross-platform power shifts and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will iterate the term "real-world, bleeding-edge". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will scale up our capacity to architect without decreasing our ability to synthesize. We constantly grow real-time extensible, impactful development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The ability to streamline extensibly leads to the ability to deliver intra-cyber-intra-virally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. We will optimize the capability of applications to envisioneer. What does the term "R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? Have you ever wanted to streamline your subscriber-defined feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our development but our capability to transform. The aptitude to deliver extensibly leads to the power to reintermediate dynamically. The e-businesses factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-client-focused. The project management factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our communities but our aptitude to monetize. Think nano-intra-super-dynamic.