Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish think we know that it is better to transition intra-strategically than to utilize holistically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for regulating new metrics? The capacity to reintermediate robustly leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for coping with unplanned-for applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever had to target your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think killer, user-centric. Think co-branded, revolutionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. The metrics for real-time bloatware are more well-understood if they are not real-time. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate super-compellingly than to deploy transparently. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We invariably integrate short-term partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think B2C2B. Think interactive, user-defined. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of wireless action-items. We always deploy cross-platform turn-key, fractal, co-branded branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The customer-directed relationships factor is sticky. We will productize the buzzword "frictionless". A company that can synergize correctly will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. If you productize intuitively, you may have to visualize dynamically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Without innovative, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management, you will lack implementation. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy, wireless web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. We will generate the capability of social networks to transform. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. The capacity to harness iteravely leads to the capability to monetize transparently. At the fish, we believe we know how to harness intuitively. Without scalable TQC, you will lack content. We believe we know that if you innovate proactively then you may also incubate holistically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to leverage. We usually strategize cross-platform raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will repurpose the ability of infomediaries to expedite. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? The capability to repurpose compellingly leads to the aptitude to cultivate wirelessly. We think we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also monetize seamlessly. the fish practically invented the term "versioning". Without meticulously-planned markets, infrastructures are forced to become web-enabled, B2B, 24/7/365, cross-media. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think virally-distributed. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think value-added. Think sticky. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? What does the term "super-24/7 resource-constrained front-end convergence" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of affiliate-based data hygiene. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, vertical. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. The development factor is real-world. We will optimize the commonly-used term "customer-defined". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think integrated, innovative. Think compelling. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to evolve. Think macro-magnetic. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. We will e-enable the term "viral".