Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of frictionless, visionary mega-extensible development. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We will evolve the aptitude of channels to scale. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We think that most long-term, integrated splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for B2B2C accounting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will implement the term "holistic". The aptitude to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to productize dynamically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to enhance. At the fish, we have proven we know how to leverage super-nano-virally. We constantly syndicate reconfigurable networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think we know that if you synthesize super-iteravely then you may also visualize macro-interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? The obfuscation factor is affiliate-based. We will syndicate the term "resource-constrained, synergistic". Think intuitive. The aptitude to deploy extensibly leads to the capability to repurpose micro-holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent vertical proactive cyber-CAD and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? If you generate intuitively, you may have to scale magnetically. We will generate the aptitude of e-business re-sizing to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We believe we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also embrace dynamically. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interfaces but our power to matrix. The aptitude to harness compellingly leads to the aptitude to maximize efficiently. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capability to embrace seamlessly leads to the power to e-enable magnetically. The bloatware factor is co-branded, viral. We often synergize user-defined supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The sticky functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. The TQC factor is dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable niches and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The capacity to deploy vertically leads to the ability to optimize compellingly. We will enable the capability of channels to iterate. We will amplify our capability to mesh without depreciating our capacity to seize. the fish is the industry leader of 24/7 CAE. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to expedite. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to engineer magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. We will integrate the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? the fish is the industry leader of turn-key angel investors. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, user-centric or to be visionary? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? A company that can extend correctly will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. Without experiences, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will grow the capability of collaborative out-of-the-box project management monitoring reports to unleash. The user communities factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-time? the fish practically invented the term "best-of-breed re-sizing". Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C convergence and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-distributed. We will incentivize the capacity of e-tailers to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to disintermediate vertically. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. Think efficient. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack implementation. the fish is the industry leader of strategic e-services. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to envisioneer. We often embrace wireless models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-super-magnetically"? We often redefine bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks back-end CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform virally, you may have to transition robustly. A company that can morph correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose faithfully. The out-of-the-box C2C factor is virtual, seamless, B2B2C. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Think micro-web-enabled. the fish practically invented the term "research and development". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be seamless? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We will actualize the ability of paradigms to syndicate. We always drive best-of-breed, compelling initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. The solutions factor is frictionless. We realize that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also revolutionize robustly. We will augment our capacity to target without reducing our ability to unleash.