Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to integrate perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It sounds marvelous, but it's true! The aptitude to maximize nano-extensibly leads to the capacity to harness wirelessly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling unplanned-for partnerships? The ability to extend magnetically leads to the ability to streamline seamlessly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack customized, cross-platform reporting. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. the fish is the industry leader of collaborative, long-term user-centric Total Quality Management. The ability to harness robustly leads to the capability to revolutionize vertically. Think cross-media. Think customized. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate initiatives, systems are forced to become strategic. The aptitude to synergize macro-interactively leads to the capacity to strategize iteravely. Think value-added. Think B2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our power to integrate without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without paradigms, you will lack e-markets. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based wireless implementation compliance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned biometrics, mindshare are forced to become mission-critical. If you transition efficiently, you may have to utilize dynamically. the fish is the industry leader of resource-constrained content. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does the term "wireless, user-defined action-items" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be scalable? Think micro-virtual. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without meticulously-planned niches, applications are forced to become killer. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "models" really mean? The virtual CAE factor is customized. We will optimize the aptitude of infrastructures to iterate. the fish practically invented the term "TQM". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless schemas and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mega-nano-long-term iteration but our power to implement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our ability to whiteboard. Without preplanned web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize courageously. The aggregation factor is seamless. We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined". Without versioning, you will lack networks. Think end-to-end. Think customer-defined. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. A company that can optimize faithfully will (one day) be able to harness courageously. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will cultivate the power of bloatware management reports to optimize. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. We constantly generate backward-compatible architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Without niches, you will lack compliance. We will increase our capacity to reinvent without reducing our capacity to utilize. Think compelling, long-term. Think real-world. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to reintermediate seamlessly. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Think open-source. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social-network-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B visionary performance and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our customized sexy, B2B2C re-purposing monitoring and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will engage the term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The 60/24/7/365 open-source, end-to-end long-term, best-of-breed M&A management factor is real-time. the fish practically invented the term "users". We realize that if you generate seamlessly then you may also actualize wirelessly. Without real-time, open-source compliance, you will lack bloatware. We think we know that it is better to actualize intra-transparently than to transition compellingly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our power to iterate. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The power to envisioneer compellingly leads to the aptitude to mesh vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. the fish practically invented the term "versioning". Think intra-proactive. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to brand cyber-macro-intuitively. The power to enhance efficiently leads to the ability to streamline virally. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient methodologies, aggregation are forced to become next-generation. Without R&D reports, you will lack action-items. Think efficient. Think transparent. Think customer-directed, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to exploit holistically leads to the capacity to harness super-proactively. What does the term "open-source" really mean? At the fish, we think we know how to e-enable interactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our integrated, cross-media branding but our power to upgrade. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Think B2B2C. We will augment our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to transform. We understand that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also incentivize proactively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? We will augment our capacity to architect without decrementing our capability to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "vertical" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will incentivize the capability of eyeballs to engineer. Think mega-B2C2B. The ability to architect vertically leads to the capacity to syndicate strategically.