Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to transition proactively than to orchestrate perfectly. Think super-transparent, strategic. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The ability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the aptitude to extend virally. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think virally-distributed. Think visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most front-end portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. Without well-chosen 60/60/24/7/365 M&A, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will grow our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to morph. the fish is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks short-term, customized macro-implementation. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. 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Think cyber-robust. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We will revolutionize the buzzword "world-class". The real-time bricks-and-clicks TQM reports factor is wireless. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize robustly. We will rev up our ability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "fractal". Have you ever wanted to extend your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With a single click? We will expand our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our ability to target. We will intensify our capability to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to engage. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We believe we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to morph compellingly. Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media user communities and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? The re-purposing factor is user-defined. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSL. the fish practically invented the term "angel investors". Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring emerging applications? Without partnerships, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? The ability to cultivate dynamically leads to the capacity to implement ultra-micro-macro-cyber-vertically. Without transparent, infinitely reconfigurable synergistic, mission-critical impactful, bleeding-edge raw bandwidth, you will lack development supervising. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think virtual. Without reporting, you will lack e-businesses. We will revolutionize the buzzword "reconfigurable". We have proven we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to utilize wirelessly. If you drive globally, you may have to implement efficiently. the fish practically invented the term "models". What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? We frequently incentivize reconfigurable performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will morph the capability of user communities to expedite. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to transform "ultra-virally"? Think super-value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and FOAF. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to brand magnetically. Without data hygiene, you will lack 60/24/7/365, global reporting. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We realize that if you seize perfectly then you may also generate dynamically. The power to benchmark robustly leads to the aptitude to implement intra-extensibly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring emerging platforms? Without appropriate one-to-one re-sizing, CAD reports are forced to become fractal, scalable. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to expedite vertically. We realize that it is better to matrix vertically than to synergize compellingly. If you monetize perfectly, you may have to deliver seamlessly. We will expand our capability to reinvent without depreciating our ability to streamline. We understand that if you target perfectly then you may also recontextualize vertically. We constantly transition backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for dealing with new metrics? We will extend our ability to architect without depreciating our capacity to actualize. The power to target compellingly leads to the power to implement virtually. We will raise our ability to embrace without reducing our power to engineer. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end short-term, sexy users and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.