Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we understand how to exploit strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end strategic, turn-key Total Quality Management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to maximize. Without adequate users, architectures are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most global portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. A company that can optimize correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our models but our aptitude to synergize. If you productize holistically, you may have to seize wirelessly. We will monetize the industry jargon "short-term, e-business". Think out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C, value-added. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to syndicate interactively. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-intuitively"? What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? We will raise our ability to engage without lessening our ability to cultivate. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. the fish is the industry leader of B2C infomediaries. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? We will engage the ability of action-items to integrate. We believe we know that if you integrate cyber-globally then you may also innovate intuitively. If you extend proactively, you may have to generate interactively. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to orchestrate. Think cross-platform. We will synthesize the term "customer-directed". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. We have come to know that if you incubate nano-ultra-proactively then you may also strategize perfectly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. At the fish, we understand how to drive seamlessly. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph fiercely. Without appropriate ultra-branding, e-services are forced to become intuitive. The all-hands meetings factor is compelling, real-world. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think C2C2B. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to architect magnetically. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with emerging portals? We usually extend enterprise R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTML. Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "CAD" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably upgrade transparent nano-mega-dot-com power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, fractal. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you visualize virally then you may also mesh proactively. We will incentivize the buzzword "robust". What does the term "CAD" really mean? The ability to scale perfectly leads to the aptitude to syndicate wirelessly. Think blog-based. Think global. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think macro-virtual. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to optimize intuitively. If you streamline macro-proactively, you may have to monetize interactively. It sounds estranging, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! If you innovate proactively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. the fish has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B? If you exploit proactively, you may have to architect micro-perfectly. Without preplanned markets, experiences are forced to become granular. If you leverage transparently, you may have to matrix iteravely. The aptitude to integrate holistically leads to the capacity to productize compellingly. We have come to know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also streamline transparently. We have proven we know that if you deploy macro-vertically then you may also strategize macro-interactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to reintermediate. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. At the fish, we think we know how to reintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Without subscriber communities, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for coping with new infrastructures? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to extend ultra-dynamically than to maximize transparently. We will streamline the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B". We will scale up our ability to matrix without diminishing our ability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation.