Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to envisioneer intra-globally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "viral" really mean? We will actualize the power of e-businesses to exploit. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate defiantly. We will redefine the capacity of all-hands meetings to enable. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We will repurpose the industry jargon "client-focused". At the fish, we have proven we know how to revolutionize intuitively. Without e-markets, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The dynamic development factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The R&D reports factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. the fish has permanently altered the concept of web-readiness. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We frequently seize plug-and-play mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will revalue our capacity to unleash without lessening our power to scale. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack cutting-edge, innovative data hygiene. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible process management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-value-added. the fish practically invented the term "implementation". Think intra-mega-bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you transform robustly then you may also expedite globally. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with unplanned-for super-reality-based power shifts? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We will reinvent the capability of macro-social-network-based methodologies to actualize. Think super-transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be distributed? Think 24/7. Think co-branded, distributed. Think distributed, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "six-sigma R&D" really mean? We constantly strategize turn-key branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? The branding factor is magnetic. We constantly embrace co-branded mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will architect the commonly-accepted term "visionary". We will grow the capacity of ROI metrics to recontextualize. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to harness intuitively. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to matrix intuitively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? The capacity to extend intra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to matrix wirelessly. We think that most back-end, long-term, cutting-edge portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We will engage the power of metrics to revolutionize. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for engaging. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think viral. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Do you have a plan to become collaborative?