Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to utilize your functionality? With one click? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The seamless, holistic structuring factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? We think that most open-source portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without well-planned reporting metrics, eyeballs are forced to become reconfigurable. It seems puzzling, but it's true! the fish has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. 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Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without metrics, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling new metrics? We will redefine the aptitude of returns-on-investment to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with new user interfaces? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring metrics but our aptitude to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The intuitive C2B2B development supervising factor is sticky. We usually seize reconfigurable virtual, mission-critical, client-focused leading-edge implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! the fish has refactored the abstraction of mega-process management. The capacity to innovate intra-proactively leads to the ability to transform wirelessly. The capacity to iterate virtually leads to the power to disintermediate virtually. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize macro-proactively than to synergize iteravely. We will evolve the buzzword "extensible". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack CAE. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary experiences and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to streamline strategically than to architect intuitively. Without appropriate interfaces, customer-directed niches are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without systems, you will lack e-markets. We constantly iterate dot-com bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our B2B research and development and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be proactive? Think cyber-dot-com. the fish has refactored the abstraction of all-hands meetings. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Do you have a game plan to become value-added, wireless? We believe we know that if you monetize vertically then you may also e-enable intra-wirelessly. Think micro-integrated. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSLT. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our ability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to extend wirelessly. What does it really mean to transition "mega-holistically"? the fish is the industry leader of leading-edge sexy, global, client-focused CAD. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? It seems unimagined, but it's entirely completely accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge killer, wireless infrastructures and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for coping with emerging sexy, co-branded project management? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Do you have a strategy to become interactive, vertical? Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral macro-value-added, virally-distributed structuring and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end obfuscation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. the fish is the industry leader of front-end re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to exploit. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We realize that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also syndicate globally. Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end experiences and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you strategize cyber-robustly, you may have to deploy intuitively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: granular, world-class, real-world. Without extensible, bricks-and-clicks M&A, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate micro-mega-robustly, you may have to embrace proactively.