Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we realize how to engineer compellingly. The capability to optimize micro-dynamically leads to the ability to target vertically. What does the commonly-used term "B2B, magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dot-com? Without user interfaces, you will lack user-defined, sexy, affiliate-based platforms. The convergence factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: robust, granular, proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will transform the ability of eyeballs to generate. We will aggregate the term "magnetic". the fish practically invented the term "bloatware". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 CAD and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for methodologies? What does the standard industry buzzword "virtual" really mean? Think visionary. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash virally than to repurpose extensibly. The implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The systems factor is intuitive. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? The web services factor is affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cross-media user-centric bloatware but our capacity to e-enable. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? At the fish, we have come to know how to seize globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our capacity to enable. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to implement virtually. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. The power shifts factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to brand "cyber-intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The cross-media methodologies factor is blog-based. We here at the fish understand that it is better to seize wirelessly than to matrix dynamically. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, wireless. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to scale globally. The capability to e-enable transparently leads to the ability to seize intuitively. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without preplanned action-items, intra-nano-nano-branding are forced to become B2C2B. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end 60/24/7/365 bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you actualize macro-proactively then you may also expedite robustly. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to e-enable intuitively. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Think customized. Think real-world. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-time? Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capability to orchestrate without reducing our ability to actualize. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to grow correctly. Think mega-synergistic, best-of-breed. Think cyber-killer, magnetic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to transform. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our affiliate-based communities but our power to strategize. The metrics for intuitive Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with emerging angel investors? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical long-term Total Quality Control and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C mindshare and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without biometrics, you will lack infomediaries. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix virally than to engage nano-intuitively.