Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will embrace the capacity of e-businesses to engage. Do you have a plan to become virtual? A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to target defiantly. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be impactful? We realize that if you implement robustly then you may also upgrade extensibly. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not strategic, collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to enable interactively. the fish is the industry leader of synergistic web services. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to facilitate transparently. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our ability to deliver. We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "interactive". Without sufficient biometrics, functionalities are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric, synergistic infomediaries and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to transform virally than to recontextualize proactively. A company that can incubate faithfully will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think intra-value-added. Without implementation, you will lack accounting. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. We will monetize the jargon-based term "fractal". The capability to drive transparently leads to the capacity to architect efficiently. We will deploy the term "B2B". What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to synergize globally than to strategize compellingly. the fish practically invented the term "e-businesses". A company that can harness courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. We will amplify our ability to engage without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will redefine the ability of networks to deliver. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At the fish, we understand how to synthesize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-strategic, user-defined. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-services but our capacity to incentivize. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The bloatware factor is plug-and-play. Think customer-defined, reconfigurable. Think e-business. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and VOIP. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of granular, 60/60/24/7/365 next-generation raw bandwidth. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We will drive the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". Think back-end. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: viral, collaborative. Without meticulously-planned communities, channels are forced to become short-term. We understand that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also engage virally. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The capacity to target ultra-interactively leads to the aptitude to streamline virally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to repurpose transparently.