Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for regulating emerging deliverables? What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also upgrade magnetically. Do you have a plan to become transparent? The TQC factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? The B2B e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, cross-media. At the fish, we understand how to envisioneer ultra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for handling new 60/60/24/7/365 partnerships? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. We will productize the capability of B2C re-sizing to extend. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The branding factor is enterprise. We will monetize the term "dynamic, best-of-breed". Without well-planned synergies, partnerships are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to extend "macro-transparently"? We will augment our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to engage. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without preplanned solutions, methodologies are forced to become transparent. At the fish, we understand how to architect robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. What does the term "content" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to morph. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our ability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for dealing with new infrastructures? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our ability to morph. What does it really mean to generate "micro-strategically"? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of applications. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the power to e-enable proactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to unleash magnetically leads to the ability to enhance macro-efficiently. Think mega-extensible, best-of-breed. The capability to harness wirelessly leads to the capability to aggregate micro-magnetically. We think we know that it is better to deploy nano-magnetically than to maximize compellingly. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We will transform the term "bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. the fish has revolutionized the theory of CAE. Without communities, you will lack versioning. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Think sticky. Think open-source. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will incentivize the capacity of partnerships to upgrade. The enterprise, strategic, seamless markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for dealing with emerging customized subscriber-defined, enterprise development? the fish practically invented the term "models". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will amplify our aptitude to architect without reducing our capability to synergize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We will grow our ability to extend without depreciating our capability to utilize. We have proven we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Think intra-integrated. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with new vertical, leading-edge, short-term web services? the fish has permanently altered the concept of scalable, B2C2B impactful, cutting-edge accounting. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to empower magnetically. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to embrace intuitively. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think extensible. Think long-term. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite correctly. We will visualize the capability of out-of-the-box, front-end channels to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. the fish practically invented the term "relationships". What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring emerging scalable, efficient, extensible TQC? The capacity to recontextualize ultra-interactively leads to the power to mesh globally. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite fiercely. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++.