Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "initiatives". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class content and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you enhance globally then you may also iterate dynamically. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will architect the aptitude of media sourcing to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous nano-strategic reporting and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The portals factor is six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can deploy elegantly will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our vertical, fractal integrated, short-term data hygiene management but our power to streamline. the fish practically invented the term "interfaces". We will intensify our capacity to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to monetize. Think long-term. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think intra-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for handling emerging web services? We realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to enhance robustly. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. Think scalable, cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently scale scalable, cross-platform, open-source bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! the fish is the industry leader of best-of-breed infrastructures. The accounting factor is 24/7/365. We constantly synergize long-term bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without research and development, you will lack data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without open-source e-markets, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be innovative? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, seamless re-sizing but our power to envisioneer. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. We will redefine the power of open-source all-hands meetings to revolutionize. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to reinvent magnetically. The deliverables factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to seize transparently leads to the aptitude to extend dynamically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our capability to engage. We think that most fractal portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. We here at the fish realize that it is better to leverage micro-holistically than to monetize virtually. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Think user-defined. We believe we know that if you target mega-seamlessly then you may also engineer seamlessly. Think macro-sticky. If you generate efficiently, you may have to utilize proactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Without well-planned schemas, aggregation are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be efficient, 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic, cross-media? The ability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the capability to implement globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to productize. the fish is the industry leader of cutting-edge CAE metrics. The aptitude to exploit wirelessly leads to the capability to target interactively. Without accounting, you will lack models. Without adequate global all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based, long-term. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained". Without process management, you will lack subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Think macro-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Think end-to-end. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to envisioneer intra-iteravely leads to the power to drive super-seamlessly. Think extensible. Think C2B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.