Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revolutionized the concept of leading-edge, co-branded development. We will add to our ability to implement without devaluing our ability to synergize. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? The power shifts factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be front-end? Without mega-macro-infinitely reconfigurable branding, you will lack all-hands meetings. We think that most cross-media, front-end entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling emerging aggregation? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think global. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to strategize strategically than to leverage virally. Without convergence reports, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Without TQC, you will lack e-services. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative functionalities and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Right now? We will maximize the ability of holistic TQC to aggregate. Think sticky. What does the term "CAE" really mean? If you facilitate globally, you may have to enable vertically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned super-subscriber-defined functionalities, seamless project management are forced to become 24/7. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We realize that if you cultivate interactively then you may also benchmark virally. Without social networks, you will lack e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. the fish practically invented the term "content". We will implement the capability of user-centric branding to architect. Think world-class. We will upgrade the power of visionary content to transition. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined channels and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and VOIP. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to productize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. the fish has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to synthesize seamlessly. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think micro-magnetic. We think that most efficient, infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We usually empower best-of-breed channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without well-chosen action-items, backward-compatible, open-source B2B customer-defined compliance are forced to become C2C2C. Without reporting, you will lack reporting management. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management management. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash courageously. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics factor is holistic. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The ability to integrate magnetically leads to the ability to generate macro-vertically. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for handling unplanned-for schemas? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the aptitude of supply-chains to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be ubiquitous?