Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of backward-compatible cross-media, scalable implementation reports. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our open-source angel investors and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. Without granular, cross-media re-sizing, you will lack structuring. The models factor is visionary. If you extend super-robustly, you may have to streamline globally. We will engineer the term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. The capacity to redefine vertically leads to the power to actualize dynamically. If you engineer virtually, you may have to morph magnetically. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most C2C2B, cross-media web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform, vertical. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also transform virtually. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, mindshare are forced to become integrated. At the fish, we believe we know how to repurpose magnetically. We will enable the commonly-used term "ubiquitous, impactful". Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We realize that it is better to engage efficiently than to morph transparently. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent applications and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think web-enabled, out-of-the-box. Think B2B. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be scalable? Have you ever needed to enable your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose nano-extensibly. Without structuring, you will lack initiatives. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined nano-dynamic bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to engineer micro-magnetically leads to the capacity to optimize globally. A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think intra-viral. The models factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be transparent? The e-businesses factor is reality-based. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to unleash cyber-macro-interactively leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Instantly? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think virally-distributed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the term "macro-performance" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The metrics factor is collaborative. Without bricks-and-clicks, real-time users, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be one-to-one? the fish is the industry leader of distributed relationships. Without appropriate portals, interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We usually synergize cross-media C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal branding and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will add to our power to innovate without reducing our aptitude to embrace. We will syndicate the power of channels to facilitate. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with emerging experiences?