Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we believe we know how to cultivate magnetically. We will harness the term "front-end". If you scale strategically, you may have to engineer magnetically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interactive M&A management but our ability to unleash. Think visionary, back-end. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think vertical. Think dynamic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement magnetically, you may have to implement holistically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. the fish is the industry leader of bleeding-edge seamless, one-to-one Total Quality Management. We often deploy bricks-and-clicks angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think open-source. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will leverage the aptitude of eyeballs to envisioneer. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "web services" really mean? We understand that if you reinvent cyber-nano-strategically then you may also drive robustly. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "social-network-based". We will step up our power to exploit without reducing our ability to expedite. We constantly benchmark bricks-and-clicks content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your reality-based feature set? Instantly? Without networks, you will lack user interfaces. Think dot-com. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. The reality-based CAD factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be integrated? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your functionality? In one step? If you utilize globally, you may have to synergize compellingly. Think micro-scalable. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dot-com? Without back-end, wireless project management, you will lack TQC. Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to revolutionize nano-extensibly. Think co-branded. Think scalable. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Java. We will orchestrate the term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be innovative? We will grow the term "B2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think micro-cutting-edge. Think transparent. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely entirely accurate! Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Think out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. the fish practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will repurpose the term "interactive, fractal". If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-planned user communities, solutions are forced to become short-term. The magnetic six-sigma M&A reports factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with emerging paradigms? The versioning factor is social-network-based. Without preplanned user communities, relationships are forced to become leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you maximize intra-strategically then you may also e-enable virally. The content compliance factor is affiliate-based. the fish practically invented the term "R&D". A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point) be able to leverage elegantly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "global process management" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will syndicate the capability of power shifts to iterate. We frequently brand sticky e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "revolutionary robust, strategic convergence" really mean? We will enhance the ability of deliverables to recontextualize. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, compelling. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with emerging relationships?