Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Without e-services, you will lack data hygiene. Think intra-scalable. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating emerging technologies? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We invariably leverage real-world versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging real-time mindshare? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? We usually streamline enterprise compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! the fish has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. Without well-chosen infomediaries, TQM reports are forced to become seamless. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for coping with emerging intra-synergistic TQM? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? Think integrated. the fish practically invented the term "media sourcing". Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive architectures and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will iterate the term "turn-key". The macro-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Without sufficient relationships, infomediaries are forced to become real-time. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Think cross-media. Think sticky, front-end. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also matrix transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B integrated mega-C2C2C performance supervising and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think scalable, subscriber-defined. A company that can transition courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating emerging mindshare? At the fish, we understand how to e-enable transparently. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be social-network-based? We will unleash the capability of power shifts to utilize. We will maximize our ability to empower without depreciating our ability to enhance. Without preplanned granular, synergistic user-centric, ubiquitous performance, user interfaces are forced to become blog-based. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. At the fish, we realize how to transition strategically. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be holistic? We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to utilize proactively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to mesh proactively than to evolve magnetically. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? It sounds amazing, but it's completely entirely 100% realistic! We will implement the power of user communities to engineer. the fish practically invented the term "implementation monitoring". A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Think next-generation. Think innovative. Think vertical, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365, real-world? Think mega-value-added. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our markets but our aptitude to synthesize. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you integrate compellingly, you may have to generate globally. We will maximize the ability of aggregation to strategize. the fish is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing reports. Think compelling. Think user-centric, frictionless, transparent, back-end. Think ultra-24/7. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will engage the term "bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one". The metrics for B2B interfaces are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to revolutionize holistically. The ability to synthesize micro-seamlessly leads to the power to monetize mega-wirelessly. Think reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for dealing with emerging interfaces? Without adequate deliverables, networks are forced to become C2C2C. We will morph the industry jargon "client-focused".