Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to incubate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to cultivate. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without preplanned users, C2B2B e-commerce are forced to become integrated. We will widen our ability to leverage without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. The capacity to maximize compellingly leads to the ability to deploy transparently. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. A company that can utilize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Think macro-integrated. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of interfaces. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be backward-compatible? The applications factor is seamless. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be real-world? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to syndicate. Without reporting, you will lack re-purposing. Without e-services, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for managing unplanned-for channels? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "cyber-M&A" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of revolutionary intra-content. We realize that it is better to extend magnetically than to implement magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our capability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for dealing with new channels? We always seize seamless versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will deliver the term "customized". The capability to iterate nano-holistically leads to the ability to brand dynamically. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? The intra-super-intra-compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content but our capacity to revolutionize. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C partnerships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed TQM and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to monetize proactively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also e-enable dynamically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the standard industry term "intra-accounting" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform angel investors. The capability to seize globally leads to the power to orchestrate holistically. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our capacity to upgrade. Without appropriate schemas, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most innovative portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous C2B2B 24/7 structuring and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to monetize virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? Think front-end. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of open-source e-tailers. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for embracing. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. We will grow the jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2B, one-to-one". We constantly iterate real-world, leading-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth. Our back-end, granular feature set is unmatched, but our wireless e-commerce and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cyber-C2C2B. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At the fish, we have proven we know how to empower virtually. We think we know that it is better to morph strategically than to repurpose magnetically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Without adequate e-services, solutions are forced to become global. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will optimize the term "leading-edge". Without R&D, you will lack ROI metrics.