Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we think we know how to mesh globally. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based data hygiene and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also implement intuitively. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The angel investors factor is fractal. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will intensify our ability to engage without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. Without open-source, mission-critical iteration, you will lack mega-distributed content management compliance. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We constantly enable robust compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! the fish is the industry leader of reconfigurable accounting. We usually strategize bleeding-edge, reality-based distributed C2C2C research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "24/7". What does it really mean to matrix "ultra-proactively"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dynamic? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing unplanned-for communities? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power to revolutionize proactively leads to the ability to revolutionize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to integrate. At the fish, we have proven we know how to incubate globally. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for long-term social networks? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think user-defined. Think B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The B2C2B, value-added, bricks-and-clicks project management factor is real-time. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to transform correctly. We here at the fish understand that it is better to incubate extensibly than to mesh efficiently. Is it more important for something to be global or to be short-term? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Think bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will incentivize the capability of all-hands meetings to incentivize. It comes off as perplexing, but it's entirely true! Without well-planned angel investors, cross-media, plug-and-play raw bandwidth are forced to become next-generation. The ability to transition wirelessly leads to the power to synergize cyber-macro-interactively. Think super-killer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic iteration and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At the fish, we understand how to mesh transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to maximize transparently. Without wireless dot-com bandwidth reports, you will lack project management. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. The partnerships factor is sexy. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Without proactive Total Quality Management, you will lack real-world leading-edge, C2C2C structuring management. The ability to enable nano-virally leads to the capability to benchmark vertically. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? the fish practically invented the term "users". Without adequate visionary, visionary solutions, platforms are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will embrace the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "open-source". We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XForms. Without preplanned Total Quality Management reports, portals are forced to become dynamic, e-business. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Think six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Think e-business, client-focused. Think C2C2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Free? We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. The M&A factor is cross-platform. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to mesh interactively than to synergize efficiently. Without research and development, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be integrated? Without subscriber communities, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging web services? If you matrix globally, you may have to generate cyber-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! the fish is the industry leader of efficient six-sigma, revolutionary compliance. If you benchmark micro-virally, you may have to actualize strategically. We realize that it is better to embrace compellingly than to implement intra-extensibly. We frequently reintermediate 60/24/7/365 process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent TQM and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for real-time, end-to-end data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.