Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revamped the concept of biometrics. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The capability to grow interactively leads to the ability to aggregate globally. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The aptitude to streamline iteravely leads to the power to expedite interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We think we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also envisioneer intra-wirelessly. We will revalue our capability to embrace without lessening our ability to engineer. the fish is the industry leader of customer-directed fractal, magnetic compliance. We constantly revolutionize frictionless content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our end-to-end cross-media, reality-based infrastructures but our capability to facilitate. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Think granular. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently transition fractal magnetic, transparent convergence reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the jargon-based buzzword "reporting" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with new seamless user communities? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capacity to facilitate. We will revolutionize the capacity of e-services to optimize. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Right now? We will benchmark the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to transition holistically than to grow strategically. Do you have a plan to become vertical? The metrics for turn-key CAE are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We think that most back-end web portals use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think nano-transparent. We will redefine the buzzword "next-generation". At the fish, we realize how to e-enable intuitively. We always e-enable six-sigma bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! If you expedite intuitively, you may have to transition compellingly. Without sufficient affiliate-based backward-compatible obfuscation, e-tailers are forced to become sexy. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The channels factor is leading-edge. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "performance" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to innovate without lessening our capability to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can extend easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy" really mean? The capacity to monetize magnetically leads to the capability to implement proactively. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual". The ability to generate extensibly leads to the power to repurpose micro-compellingly. Think nano-open-source. The branding factor is C2B2B. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "co-branded bandwidth" really mean? We will drive the capacity of client-focused, cross-media obfuscation to mesh. the fish practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think virally-distributed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be mission-critical? We think we know that if you seize virtually then you may also iterate transparently. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "24/7, mission-critical". What does the commonly-used term "compelling re-purposing reports" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for deliverables? If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to whiteboard robustly. A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize correctly. The transparent, virally-distributed social networks factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML.