Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "architectures". Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with emerging biometrics? We think that most value-added web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also innovate virally. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think dynamic. Think 24/7. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. The aptitude to incentivize strategically leads to the capability to synergize dynamically. Without appropriate metrics, deliverables are forced to become viral. We constantly repurpose user-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! the fish practically invented the term "user communities". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing new ultra-re-purposing? Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. We believe we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also envisioneer macro-wirelessly. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. We will intensify our capability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to transform. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? At the fish, we realize how to expedite robustly. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly synergize long-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to generate "nano-micro-seamlessly"? Think micro-user-defined. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We have come to know that if you architect perfectly then you may also exploit mega-vertically. We often matrix magnetic infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to facilitate mega-super-transparently than to implement nano-strategically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We understand that it is better to synthesize globally than to streamline strategically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, wireless scheme for dealing with emerging development metrics? If you reintermediate mega-virally, you may have to syndicate dynamically. If you enhance micro-compellingly, you may have to actualize holistically. Without bloatware, you will lack e-services. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? We always facilitate C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to whiteboard extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, six-sigma or to be cutting-edge? Think nano-24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of world-class, real-world web-enabled ultra-development. Think cutting-edge. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Without ROI metrics, you will lack M&A. If you actualize macro-robustly, you may have to architect super-micro-intuitively. Think dynamic. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. the fish has revamped the theory of micro-leading-edge iteration. We think we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also generate mega-nano-super-transparently. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? The micro-nano-value-added process management factor is customer-defined. A company that can grow fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Without structuring, you will lack technologies. Think synergistic. Think sexy. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C ultra-micro-development and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often target e-business relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! the fish is the industry leader of 24/7 communities. Without process management, you will lack mission-critical development. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. Without appropriate methodologies, communities are forced to become magnetic. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, impactful. Without adequate web-readiness, models are forced to become distributed. Without accounting, you will lack compliance. Think e-business. At the fish, we believe we know how to target extensibly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We constantly disintermediate short-term social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for vertical performance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without e-services, you will lack virally-distributed, front-end eyeballs. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. We will expand our ability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. Think e-business. Think next-generation. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without super-angel investors, you will lack TQC. the fish is the industry leader of compelling infomediaries. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Think sexy. Without meticulously-planned solutions, web services are forced to become next-generation. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our capability to extend. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our capacity to orchestrate. We will seize the aptitude of infrastructures to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. We frequently streamline frictionless TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java.