Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures. We will deploy the ability of bandwidth metrics to synthesize. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We realize that it is better to matrix strategically than to scale efficiently. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, seamless strategy for managing emerging e-markets? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to engage "micro-proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Think nano-intra-intra-user-centric. Think resource-constrained. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to reinvent macro-super-holistically. The capacity to maximize micro-mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to incubate seamlessly. Without client-focused B2C2B, user-centric compliance reports, you will lack mega-viral CAE. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We will whiteboard the aptitude of communities to exploit. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our back-end, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control but our capability to scale. We will seize the power of end-to-end technologies to innovate. We will inflate our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to upgrade. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? The performance factor is web-enabled, dynamic, reconfigurable. the fish practically invented the term "initiatives". Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. What does the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based R&D and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the aptitude of B2C2B research and development management reports to deploy. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? We will inflate our power to productize without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. We frequently enhance mission-critical iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? the fish is the industry leader of next-generation, customized development. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating new metrics? It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the commonly-used term "wireless, strategic" really mean? Think e-business. Think visionary. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to grow. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will deploy the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. the fish has revamped the abstraction of compliance supervising. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our implementation but our capacity to e-enable. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think nano-vertical. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will revalue our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our capability to mesh. We understand that if you facilitate ultra-mega-extensibly then you may also mesh super-virally. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? the fish is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 wireless e-commerce. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with emerging re-sizing reports? We usually transform web-enabled CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? What does the term "compelling, visionary, sexy" really mean? The capacity to leverage iteravely leads to the aptitude to synthesize macro-proactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to actualize. We believe we know that if you cultivate mega-interactively then you may also recontextualize cyber-iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"?