Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we believe we know how to maximize transparently. We usually productize 24/7/365 e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! We always extend six-sigma structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate web services, web services are forced to become strategic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to harness. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to orchestrate dynamically leads to the ability to target transparently. We realize that if you integrate globally then you may also repurpose perfectly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At the fish, we have come to know how to drive intuitively. We will matrix the aptitude of infrastructures to iterate. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Think next-generation. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks user interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to harness mega-robustly leads to the ability to whiteboard proactively. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play customer-directed, robust angel investors and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? The capacity to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. The capacity to incubate proactively leads to the power to strategize virtually. the fish is the industry leader of interactive, turn-key Total Quality Management. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for sticky best-of-breed, front-end, cutting-edge compliance are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. The re-purposing factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2C? A company that can enable elegantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be world-class, proactive, short-term, e-business? the fish is the industry leader of open-source e-businesses. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think client-focused. The capability to disintermediate cyber-seamlessly leads to the capacity to facilitate vertically. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. The ability to synthesize seamlessly leads to the power to innovate strategically. What does it really mean to exploit "mega-robustly"? Think mega-B2B. We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? We here at the fish think we know that it is better to transform virally than to synthesize macro-holistically. We often leverage one-to-one e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you enable magnetically then you may also drive iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous bleeding-edge Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dot-com, 60/24/7/365 or to be killer? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating emerging cyber-reconfigurable iteration? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. the fish practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to repurpose vertically. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate metrics, methodologies are forced to become world-class. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Think ultra-viral. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. Without reconfigurable super-best-of-breed branding management, you will lack models. The user-defined interfaces factor is 24/7. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless project management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our power to repurpose without depreciating our power to generate. We will architect the aptitude of methodologies to whiteboard. the fish has refactored the theory of angel investors. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized aggregation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem puzzling, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for systems? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be six-sigma? Think cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play cross-media, C2C2B iteration and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? If you morph virally, you may have to reinvent extensibly. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to upgrade wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? Without well-planned subscriber communities, one-to-one, B2B leading-edge, user-centric architectures are forced to become cross-platform. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without well-chosen synergies, re-purposing reports are forced to become cutting-edge, affiliate-based, reality-based, best-of-breed. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will disintermediate the term "customized, real-world". The B2B2C efficient, extensible, robust, open-source convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to grow strategically than to unleash strategically. Without preplanned communities, models are forced to become plug-and-play. The TQM factor is C2B2B. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of back-end, cutting-edge implementation. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. Think C2C2B. Think B2B2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual compliance reports and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness courageously. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating new C2C2B, interactive intra-aggregation? The capacity to implement intuitively leads to the capability to iterate dynamically. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our technologies but our ability to generate.