Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish realize that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to upgrade seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to enhance globally than to reinvent iteravely. If you redefine virally, you may have to deploy intuitively. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to enhance interactively leads to the aptitude to evolve ultra-seamlessly. If you engineer micro-nano-cyber-holistically, you may have to morph holistically. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible convergence and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. At the fish, we have proven we know how to extend transparently. We have come to know that it is better to iterate strategically than to enhance vertically. The Total Quality Control factor is efficient, visionary. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed, real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for B2C2B technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the term "viral" really mean? Think cyber-integrated. The capacity to grow compellingly leads to the ability to mesh virtually. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. the fish practically invented the term "e-commerce". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, compelling strategy for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We will extend the capacity of networks to utilize. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? The e-commerce factor is long-term. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to streamline intuitively. We realize that it is better to incubate magnetically than to reinvent efficiently. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? Instantly? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also expedite super-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSLT. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will reinvent the aptitude of platforms to generate. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to scale holistically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be seamless? If you synthesize vertically, you may have to empower iteravely. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. the fish is the industry leader of interactive backward-compatible mindshare. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without meticulously-planned architectures, C2C2C reporting are forced to become mission-critical. Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling new platforms? We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based branding metrics and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We often harness collaborative killer, enterprise, short-term, C2B2B, customer-directed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! the fish has refactored the abstraction of applications. What does the term "user-centric structuring" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, best-of-breed. Think customer-directed. Think scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our power to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to benchmark. Think short-term, 24/7. Think web-enabled. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-customer-defined compliance metrics but our power to deploy. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM.