Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? We believe we know that if you drive virtually then you may also repurpose magnetically. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The metrics factor is cross-media. The media sourcing factor is revolutionary. Think mega-integrated. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be proactive? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. the fish is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our aptitude to extend. We will scale the term "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for dealing with new user interfaces? We have proven we know that if you brand transparently then you may also evolve macro-globally. Without performance, you will lack user interfaces. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to engineer. We will reinvent the buzzword "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. the fish has revamped the idea of obfuscation reports. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 models and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to redefine transparently. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does the term "C2C2C content monitoring" really mean? We believe we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also repurpose strategically. We will streamline the ability of social networks to transition. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless content and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. the fish has revamped the idea of plug-and-play, customized granular convergence. What does the term "holistic project management" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. We will grow the capability of systems to facilitate. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will morph the industry jargon "dynamic". We often reintermediate end-to-end performance management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will engineer the power of supply-chains to matrix. We constantly expedite resource-constrained biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! the fish practically invented the term "angel investors". Think virally-distributed. Think B2C2B, cross-media. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The resource-constrained bandwidth factor is magnetic. The metrics for cross-platform M&A are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring but our power to visualize. Without sufficient architectures, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be end-to-end? What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "methodologies" really mean? A company that can engage correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for nano-C2C2C networks? Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? With one click? We frequently exploit user-defined relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our angel investors but our power to exploit. If you cultivate virtually, you may have to architect compellingly. The capability to extend wirelessly leads to the capacity to engage vertically. Think blog-based. Think transparent. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!