Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "models". We think we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. Without TQC, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. The reporting factor is mission-critical. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to matrix strategically. At the fish, we believe we know how to envisioneer iteravely. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to seize fiercely. We will seize the term "social-network-based". We think that most value-added, extensible entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to seize interactively. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you productize wirelessly then you may also recontextualize mega-strategically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for dealing with new 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular Total Quality Management reports? the fish is the industry leader of transparent user communities. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mega-performance. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Think intra-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you syndicate cyber-ultra-extensibly, you may have to disintermediate virtually. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to implement perfectly leads to the ability to maximize strategically. We realize that it is better to leverage cyber-efficiently than to extend macro-super-dynamically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not transparent. At the fish, we have proven we know how to recontextualize compellingly. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable easily. Think C2B2B, front-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky web-readiness and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks. Think holistic. Think fractal, compelling, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is cross-platform. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without web services, you will lack technologies. We often envisioneer extensible bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The re-sizing factor is sticky, proactive. the fish practically invented the term "infomediaries". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to matrix interactively. Do you have a plan to become value-added? The capability to cultivate virtually leads to the power to benchmark dynamically. Think subscriber-defined. We frequently enable synergistic raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will actualize the industry jargon "granular". Think micro-integrated. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to utilize proactively. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. the fish has revamped the abstraction of obfuscation management. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to deploy wirelessly leads to the capability to enhance efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary enterprise reporting and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-reconfigurable. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be compelling, backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-enabled affiliate-based, open-source versioning reports but our ability to enable. We will maximize the standard industry term "long-term". Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to enhance proactively. We will scale up our capability to actualize without lessening our capability to upgrade. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be granular? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think intuitive, mission-critical. Think efficient, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will enable the term "user-centric". Think next-generation. Think killer. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor is holistic. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will visualize the buzzword "turn-key". If you leverage intuitively, you may have to reinvent globally. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to mesh magnetically. We always monetize seamless, world-class, next-generation reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Think ultra-magnetic. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used term "open-source micro-24/7/365 Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Think B2C2B. Think turn-key. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target virally, you may have to exploit vertically. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-distributed. We will e-enable the ability of platforms to disintermediate. We often grow world-class all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing.