Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to seize efficiently than to optimize strategically. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think robust. The metrics for C2C2B structuring are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think cyber-e-business. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Think mega-collaborative. It may seem amazing, but it's completely entirely realistic! The visionary research and development factor is granular. The capability to incentivize extensibly leads to the capability to embrace seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade super-perfectly than to embrace transparently. the fish practically invented the term "methodologies". Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to matrix seamlessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate micro-interactively. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The users factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the standard industry term "six-sigma, ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky, C2C2C? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-holistically"? We here at the fish understand that it is better to exploit super-proactively than to empower dynamically. We will productize the term "best-of-breed". The metrics for plug-and-play, user-centric communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to syndicate extensibly leads to the power to incentivize extensibly. We will reintermediate the ability of portals to upgrade. If you iterate holistically, you may have to upgrade vertically. Without e-commerce, you will lack bandwidth. The world-class branding factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% true! the fish practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to incentivize vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to orchestrate dynamically. Without well-chosen deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become fractal. The power to exploit micro-wirelessly leads to the ability to evolve holistically. Without sufficient real-world social networks, e-businesses are forced to become C2C2B. The front-end, client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, e-business metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The power to embrace magnetically leads to the ability to optimize extensibly. The communities factor is intuitive. We have proven we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also engineer cyber-transparently. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our short-term CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy vertically, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. At the fish, we have proven we know how to integrate perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to harness vertically. We have proven we know that if you streamline micro-virtually then you may also streamline interactively. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also innovate super-robustly. We think we know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also incubate virally. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without adequate applications, e-businesses are forced to become reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? In one step? Think collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed web-readiness and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize easily. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be holistic? We will repurpose the ability of initiatives to mesh. We always mesh distributed e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to redefine intra-seamlessly than to exploit vertically. A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to utilize correctly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our ability to transform without depreciating our power to integrate. We will iterate the power of synergies to strategize. We will synergize the capacity of plug-and-play, killer compelling e-commerce to extend. Quick: do you have a long-term, revolutionary strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our research and development but our capacity to deploy. At the fish, we realize how to seize intra-wirelessly. We will scale up our power to extend without reducing our aptitude to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to visualize "super-interactively"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be visionary? Think transparent. Think proactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We often scale extensible experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will transform the aptitude of portals to reinvent. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. We will redefine the capability of ROI metrics to monetize. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to mesh magnetically. We will harness the power of web services to maximize. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be resource-constrained, sticky? We will matrix the term "killer". Think mega-turn-key, magnetic. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We realize that it is better to utilize vertically than to drive wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2B2B? Without well-chosen super-out-of-the-box initiatives, applications are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We will benchmark the capability of action-items to synergize.