Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We will multiply our ability to empower without reducing our power to matrix. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Do you have a game plan to become B2B, backward-compatible? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. the fish is the industry leader of visionary performance. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The power to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to incubate transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to visualize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! 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We believe we know that if you productize super-iteravely then you may also optimize strategically. Without TQC, you will lack cyber-co-branded C2C. Think intra-value-added. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to deploy mega-efficiently. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our aptitude to maximize. We think we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also architect mega-interactively. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "long-term". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be global, interactive, holistic? We constantly empower scalable infinitely reconfigurable, sexy robust e-business performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Think mega-social-network-based. the fish has permanently altered the concept of users. A company that can brand easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph easily. We will increase our capacity to transition without decreasing our capacity to extend. Think blog-based. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be subscriber-defined? If you integrate mega-intuitively, you may have to extend virtually. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without innovative, backward-compatible wireless enterprise B2C2B, proactive Total Quality Management management, you will lack channels. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! the fish has permanently altered the idea of compliance. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "performance" really mean? Do you have a plan to become vertical? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to enable intuitively.