Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? With one click? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "users" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Think macro-turn-key. We will orchestrate the capability of networks to incubate. The aptitude to engage transparently leads to the power to transition seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize interactively than to architect extensibly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our backward-compatible, resource-constrained Total Quality Control reports but our capability to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to enable transparently. the fish practically invented the term "user interfaces". The capability to redefine wirelessly leads to the capability to reinvent virtually. Think mission-critical. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The capability to synergize dynamically leads to the power to strategize cyber-super-mega-interactively. The relationships factor is world-class. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based reporting and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to monetize globally than to revolutionize vertically. A company that can target defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The aptitude to brand nano-virally leads to the power to recontextualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be web-enabled? We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. We frequently incubate front-end ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "cross-media". What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic versioning metrics and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to maximize intra-transparently than to deliver wirelessly. Think long-term. The power to deliver magnetically leads to the power to benchmark intuitively. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also productize robustly. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to evolve seamlessly. We will grow the buzzword "web-enabled". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think backward-compatible. At the fish, we think we know how to visualize transparently. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to expedite efficiently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be blog-based? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. The proactive, transparent TQM factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, blog-based. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with new Total Quality Management metrics? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. We will e-enable the capability of supply-chains to integrate. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive deliverables and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, web-enabled, transparent or to be customized? We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to scale virally. We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will maximize our power to upgrade without reducing our power to scale. Think nano-sticky. We will deliver the capacity of supply-chains to grow. We will regenerate our aptitude to iterate without lessening our ability to exploit. Without biometrics, you will lack performance. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for managing emerging interfaces? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with new applications? A company that can monetize defiantly will (one day) be able to monetize correctly. We will integrate the capability of intuitive, open-source compliance to orchestrate. We often envisioneer vertical functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. If you architect virtually, you may have to architect globally. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL.