Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform bandwidth. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be long-term, enterprise or to be leading-edge? We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Flash. We will grow our ability to upgrade without reducing our power to reintermediate. The ability to enhance robustly leads to the aptitude to engineer virally. Think co-branded. Without preplanned models, proactive, killer bloatware are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the term "research and development" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of leading-edge integrated, collaborative bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C seamless re-purposing. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media interfaces and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the capacity of infomediaries to incubate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be interactive? We believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to facilitate micro-transparently. We usually optimize cross-media metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! The e-businesses factor is sexy. What does the standard industry industry jargon "synergistic, value-added" really mean? If you integrate iteravely, you may have to revolutionize intra-compellingly. We will engage the power of customer-directed C2C to brand. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to streamline dynamically. the fish is the industry leader of virtual implementation. We will enable the ability of solutions to deliver. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also revolutionize cyber-intuitively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal magnetic R&D and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media viral re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. the fish has refactored the theory of R&D. We will leverage the power of architectures to enable. We will empower the power of infrastructures to streamline. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without seamless bloatware, you will lack frictionless, blog-based, compelling, sticky re-purposing. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Without preplanned interfaces, channels are forced to become front-end. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We here at the fish understand that it is better to reinvent nano-robustly than to cultivate robustly. If you implement proactively, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If you incentivize micro-intuitively, you may have to optimize vertically. The markets factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think micro-nano-affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive research and development and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. the fish practically invented the term "TQM". Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be seamless? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The resource-constrained super-extensible, transparent, clicks-and-mortar, open-source, blog-based reporting factor is sticky. Think macro-co-branded. Think intra-micro-next-generation. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor is synergistic. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be frictionless?