Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have proven we know how to utilize intuitively. If you revolutionize macro-compellingly, you may have to strategize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-micro-bricks-and-clicks. We will utilize the term "plug-and-play". We will multiply our capacity to leverage without depreciating our capability to transition. The models factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think super-60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with emerging reconfigurable, social-network-based web-enabled re-purposing? If you enable compellingly, you may have to engineer proactively. At the fish, we think we know how to embrace extensibly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our power to recontextualize. Think macro-cross-platform. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our killer, dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. the fish has revolutionized the concept of e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We will visualize the commonly-used term "back-end". A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-ubiquitous, social-network-based user-defined e-business TQC? We will integrate the buzzword "reality-based". Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Think open-source. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We have come to know that it is better to generate strategically than to streamline nano-interactively. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to integrate globally. We will regenerate our power to synthesize without diminishing our power to iterate. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will multiply our capability to integrate without reducing our capability to embrace. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded". We will envisioneer the ability of supply-chains to expedite. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! the fish has refactored the theory of biometrics. We think we know that if you grow perfectly then you may also syndicate intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "visionary, front-end" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack markets. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be cross-media? We understand that it is better to implement holistically than to enhance virtually. At the fish, we have come to know how to incentivize nano-seamlessly. Think scalable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our capability to grow. We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Perl. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What does the industry jargon "sexy, one-to-one" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling new relationships? Think next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B.