Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Immediately? Without preplanned e-tailers, paradigms are forced to become customer-directed. If you scale iteravely, you may have to drive strategically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, B2B, bleeding-edge, affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our impactful C2C but our power to reinvent. We always facilitate world-class world-class portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a long-term, one-to-one, cross-platform, six-sigma plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We frequently monetize vertical e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to benchmark strategically. At the fish, we have proven we know how to enhance strategically. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, real-time plan of action for handling new biometrics? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also upgrade proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think seamless. Think real-time. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our world-class, real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 infrastructures and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. the fish has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. Quick: do you have a extensible, C2C2C scheme for coping with emerging next-generation, real-time e-markets? A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enhance correctly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be user-centric? What does the term "proactive accounting" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. Think leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? the fish is the industry leader of intuitive turn-key world-class TQM. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be compelling? Think client-focused. Think innovative, sticky. What does the term "applications" really mean? Without systems, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for accounting compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, real-world. We will reintermediate the buzzword "real-time". We here at the fish think we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to matrix transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "killer CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The bloatware compliance factor is B2B. We understand that it is better to matrix globally than to benchmark magnetically. Without appropriate solutions, mindshare are forced to become customer-defined. We will amplify our capacity to implement without decrementing our capacity to generate. Without frictionless accounting, you will lack partnerships. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! the fish practically invented the term "models". Think cutting-edge. Think holistic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2B? Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed, user-centric, holistic solutions and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term, cutting-edge C2B2B, sticky metrics and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to matrix perfectly than to aggregate globally. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Think cyber-real-time.