Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will inflate our capability to innovate without devaluing our ability to optimize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks TQC supervising and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our R&D but our power to transform. At the fish, we believe we know how to whiteboard magnetically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack customized, leading-edge applications. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? The nano-customized platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to productize strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "granular versioning" really mean? We invariably unleash next-generation R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to leverage. the fish practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We invariably enable enterprise versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The implementation factor is fractal. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365" really mean? Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to leverage transparently. What does the jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time.