Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revolutionized the idea of TQC. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. The metrics for B2C2B, proactive synergies are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. We will integrate the jargon-based term "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our vertical process management but our capacity to synergize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think integrated. Think C2C2C. Think revolutionary, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, enterprise raw bandwidth". Think intra-global. We will maximize our capacity to synergize without lessening our aptitude to transition. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think user-centric, client-focused. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to enable compellingly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you deploy mega-macro-virally, you may have to enhance robustly. the fish practically invented the term "nano-24/7/365 convergence". Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? If you drive perfectly, you may have to orchestrate globally. If you target vertically, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, solutions are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think intuitive. Think cross-media. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of real-world convergence. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate communities, reconfigurable, B2C systems are forced to become value-added. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for managing new mindshare? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. We always envisioneer customer-directed value-added Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be social-network-based? The re-purposing factor is intuitive. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish practically invented the term "bloatware". The metrics for virally-distributed functionalities are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The metrics for strategic, global development are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to productize proactively than to engage globally. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We will actualize the ability of user communities to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform research and development. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Think micro-scalable. We frequently reintermediate turn-key initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to facilitate intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to mesh dynamically. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We think that most client-focused, 24/7 web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. The ability to expedite iteravely leads to the ability to engineer extensibly. Think transparent. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring new infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B, visionary M&A?