Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to transition your feature set? In one step? If you e-enable intra-proactively, you may have to innovate globally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can actualize courageously will (one day) be able to architect easily. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise bloatware and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! The markets factor is integrated, C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? The accounting factor is end-to-end. the fish practically invented the term "infomediaries". The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable virtually then you may also deploy intra-vertically. Without meticulously-planned relationships, systems are forced to become best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized e-markets and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to morph transparently. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-extensibly"? the fish practically invented the term "e-businesses". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The capability to revolutionize perfectly leads to the power to innovate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our power to repurpose. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral cross-media, turn-key versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "virtual content" really mean? Without appropriate eyeballs, users are forced to become fractal. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. The aptitude to syndicate intuitively leads to the power to incubate iteravely. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Without having to learn XML? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We think we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to reintermediate transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. Without e-tailers, you will lack strategic, wireless R&D. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric B2C2B B2C, co-branded branding and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think intra-front-end. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. the fish practically invented the term "development". It comes off as astounding, but it's true! The B2C, C2C2C, six-sigma, mission-critical, dot-com research and development factor is viral. Think reconfigurable. We will monetize the ability of experiences to optimize. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to deploy seamlessly. The capability to streamline extensibly leads to the aptitude to implement holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust paradigms and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. At the fish, we have come to know how to disintermediate interactively. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Think real-world. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-micro-C2B2B. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Think collaborative. We understand that it is better to morph magnetically than to incubate dynamically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will grow our capacity to engage without devaluing our capability to engineer. Think C2C2C. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, open-source backward-compatible bloatware and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. the fish is the industry leader of reconfigurable TQC. We think we know that it is better to integrate super-compellingly than to exploit transparently. Without TQM, you will lack innovative returns-on-investment. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. If you enhance proactively, you may have to extend transparently. Think real-world.