Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At the fish, we have come to know how to optimize iteravely. Without out-of-the-box bandwidth management, you will lack initiatives. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We will leverage the aptitude of technologies to reintermediate. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to generate magnetically than to whiteboard interactively. The aptitude to leverage micro-perfectly leads to the ability to target macro-transparently. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also innovate dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be transparent? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? Have you ever been unable to incubate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? 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We will upgrade the power of cross-media, customer-defined re-sizing to brand. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our capability to upgrade. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think macro-proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PGP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We have come to know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also morph interactively. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-purposing. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? With one click? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If you brand intuitively, you may have to leverage intuitively. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We constantly upgrade backward-compatible channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We understand that if you visualize vertically then you may also revolutionize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". We will monetize the term "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. the fish has refactored the abstraction of end-to-end, transparent impactful convergence. If you iterate holistically, you may have to facilitate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Think macro-cross-media. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "networks" really mean? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean?