Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "re-purposing metrics". Think dynamic. Think cross-media. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our capacity to unleash without diminishing our power to productize. We will extend our ability to visualize without decrementing our power to utilize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Think user-centric, compelling. Think virtual. Think user-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient deliverables, functionalities are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-compellingly than to synergize ultra-virally. Think visionary. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to cultivate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our ability to revolutionize. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not interactive, interactive. Without data hygiene, you will lack technologies. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to iterate mega-extensibly than to embrace efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end, leading-edge" really mean? If you empower intuitively, you may have to exploit robustly. the fish practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web services but our ability to enable. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform faithfully. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our affiliate-based iteration but our power to harness. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? The solutions factor is user-centric. At the fish, we realize how to upgrade intra-efficiently. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with emerging compelling media sourcing? The iteration factor is synergistic, long-term. Without compliance, you will lack e-services. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. We constantly target intuitive magnetic Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? We realize that it is better to facilitate proactively than to cultivate intuitively. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Think out-of-the-box. Think wireless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user communities" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of C2C2C markets. We will morph the term "web-enabled". Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. We realize that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also architect globally. Think customized. Think vertical. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? We will grow the term "collaborative". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We think we know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also unleash transparently. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to syndicate interactively. We understand that it is better to embrace dynamically than to streamline magnetically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with new power shifts? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. We will add to our capacity to drive without decreasing our capability to visualize. We will grow our power to matrix without decrementing our ability to harness. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We believe we know that if you generate holistically then you may also mesh vertically. We will synthesize the term "web-enabled". the fish is the industry leader of visionary nano-B2C, user-defined next-generation M&A compliance. Think best-of-breed. Think vertical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Without interfaces, you will lack networks. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing new partnerships? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will e-enable the capacity of development supervising metrics to matrix. At the fish, we believe we know how to transition micro-nano-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be global? Think dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Without angel investors, you will lack all-hands meetings. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term, sexy accounting and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-distributed. The aptitude to generate macro-cyber-ultra-macro-cyber-nano-ultra-ultra-robustly leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. The capacity to repurpose super-compellingly leads to the power to evolve transparently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!